Ferrari Land Roller Coaster Will Accelerate Your Mid-Life Crisis

[@michaelvincent7115]

it's not about retail theft, it's about trying to keep the employees from talking badly about management and corporate bullshit

[@5minuterevolutionary493]

Yeah, guys, not about the theft. It is control of employees, and intimidating them into not talking to each other about labor issues and organizing.

[@5minuterevolutionary493]

But TT, who went from church camp comedy to touring to TV, might not pick up on that I am thinking. Funny show, but i ain't gonna pretend.

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

Wage theft outweighs any actual larceny in the US, whether grand larceny or otherwise. Let's talk about how hilarious it is for workers to have to go to court to get their wages!

[@slamcrank]

This show has allowed me to reduce my mood meds a bit and I love you for it.

[@StarmanStarman]

Do you know Taskmaster the UK show? All full episodes are on KZbin. I recommend it to you.

[@slamcrank]

@@StarmanStarman Of course I do! I love that show. I also love 8 Out Of 10 Cats and all of its spinoffs. I mostly watch UK shows these days. Great recommendation though, thanks!

[@Angelika.b210]

Aw ik I don't know you, but I love that for you!

[@maryrosekent8223]

⁠​⁠ I haven’t tuned into _Taskmaster,_ but _Eight Out of 10 Cats_ is the BOMB!

[@Ulthek]

Just remember that you never have to reduce any meds, unless your doctor recommends it. As a chronicly depressed Audhd guy, I will always be on some kind of meds, and I am completely okay with that. We don’t need to stigmatise ourselves 😁

[@umairusman]

The audience really has great energy

[@icyboi13]

I need Nicole Byer on this show!

[@maryrosekent8223]

She’s absolutely hilarious!

[@zizinnnn]

yesss

[@LycanLink]

Wow, Mary Elizabeth Ellis may be the first person Taylor's introduced with "you know them from," and I ACTUALLY knew them from something. 😅 (It's Always Sunny is incredible. 💜)

[@peanutbutternjelly4736]

I love Taylor’s standup! This show rocks. It’s like 9/10 cats meets Tosh.O.

[@pyrotechnic96]

It's like @midnight with a funnier and more likeable host!

[@peanutbutternjelly4736]

@@pyrotechnic96 funny enough, I never watched @midnight

[@maryrosekent8223]

I do believe it’s 8 out of 10 cats…

[@TonyOstrich]

That suit looks amazing!

[@Bartcmh]

She nailed that monologue.

[@corymccabe3677]

Yes to the longer monologues

[@AdrianColley]

More TTom > less TTom The math doesn't lie.

[@jaebee1121]

Having Kid Rock in America is part of the reason we rank 62nd in happiness for people under 30.

[@chrisarcher1146]

Right???

[@Scuor2]

He's just a 53 yr old rebel teen y'all

[@PaulSDoize]

#AfterMidnight #TaylorTomlinson #Comedy THANK YOU #TaylorTomlinson for continuing to do a monologue at the beginning of the show! I also enjoy your interaction with the audience!

[@wirelesmike73]

Well, Mary Elizabeth certainly stole my heart.😍

[@MM-ud1xf]

Hot Soccermom and Italiano Jones on the same panel!

[@KKAkuoku]

Can you point me to a CBB skit with Hot Soccermom

[@maryrosekent8223]

Fab rebranding!

[@wirelesmike73]

Damn, Carl is f-in' funny. And, I'd argue that having Kid Rock is a hefty portion of the reasons why the US ranks 62nd in Happiness.

[@NY-rg3gy]

Taylor seems super in the zone now.

[@Justicehillmusic]

Best lineup ever so happy

[@ColinFilm]

Big fan of the additions like the reality show talking head and the rimshots to the cheesy "yo mama" jokes.

[@LastBastion9999]

When you get an endorsement from the co-creator of The TRY Channel, you KNOW you're doing something right!! So, when are you TRYers coming on the show?

[@TinyPlasticKoS]

4:53 was that a Paul F. Tompkins laugh?

[@JackBurton809]

Wow what a call! We can hope

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

5:17 Wait, does such a car commercial really exist? But anyway, as long as Taylor looks this happy, I'm happy! 😊

[@AdrianColley]

It isn't a car commercial. It's a short clip warning people not to violate copyright. It has a much-mocked condescending tone. You can probably find it, and parodies of it, by searching for "you wouldn't steal a car". Good luck telling which one isn't a parody!

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

@@AdrianColley It makes sense now! I actually remember it playing at the start of a film I watched from a DVD (translated in Italian)... and yeah, I think it did more harm than good. 😅

[@marc21256]

"Retail Crime" as a new way to shame shoplifters? Here's your reminder that wage theft in the US is greater than all other property crimes combined. The company is the thief, not the victim. So long as stealing a single loaf of bread gets you more punishment that stealing billions from workers, take all the bread. I won't tell on you.

[@RequiemofaMadman]

I love Taylor and I need decades more of her on the air.

[@oxanam5617]

Chernyahovsk was almost mentioned. Shout out to Kaliningradskaya oblast!

[@trashcanbees2739]

so glad to see Carl back, he's the best

[@maryrosekent8223]

I’m partial to Pete Holmes myself

[@trashcanbees2739]

@maryrosekent8223 he was really fun, I'd like to see him back too for sure

[@schwarzermoritz]

That shirt is a next level gift. Also Latvia would like to know your location, Taylor.

[@MM-ud1xf]

Hand it to Scott to find a sports coat that looks like a sweater.

[@nickyyy777]

taylor looks AMAZING

[@tealjustice]

one of the rules in ferrari land should be that you get a prize if you point out that it’s ridiculous that the car is number three, because it’s a formula 1 car and EVERYBODY knows that daniel ricciardo is the only formula 1 driver to race with the number 3 and he’s never driven for ferrari and probably never will. the only numbers that should be allowed are as follows: 1 (though only if a ferrari wins the championship again), 5, 7, 14, 16, 19, 44 (once it’s 2025), and 55

[@StarmanStarman]

7:26 the points button actually lights up.

[@AdrianColley]

I would appreciate a clip which lets us hear the audience as they followed along with the roller coaster. They're kind of drowned out by the in-video screams here.

[@burnthemidnight13]

An Estonian shout out!

[@chrisarcher1146]

I'm 32 and a college athlete. Don't talk to me about mid-life crises. I got new roommates last week and one of them is such a child that instead of taking the full garbage bag out of the can and throwing it in the dumpster he just sprayed the can with axe and then did not empty it.

[@ghinalikki]

Yikes

[@chrisarcher1146]

@@ghinalikki it could be worse. One time I was roommates with a coworker and after clogging the toilet AND refusing to fix it himself he suggested I just poop in the shower. THAT guy was 24, not chronologically a child at all. At leas this guy who axed the trash can is 19 and can feign ignorance

[@TabethaAurochs]

So dude thinks Axe body spray will cover up smells with SMELL, then converts solids to memories (!?!?) and college admissions was like, "Yes, that guy's ready for the next level!" Nothing about that is okay! College is for making terrible decisions based on limited experiences, not unlearning the facts of life! Taking out the trash is one of the few universal experiences to cut across lines of class, race, gender, culture, and AGE: from age 5 to Dead, the trash must go out! In other words, I felt this. I'd be unable to let go of this even as it ate away at my soul. My heart goes out to you.

[@lisadawne]

"daily Lithuania corner!" the audience was to stunned to speak

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Roller coasters AND free prostate exams? Sign me up!

[@maryrosekent8223]

What if it’s only free if the prostate exam is done on the roller coaster?

[@Vagajammer]

Having Kid Rock in your country is not the selling point it used to be. Just ask Bud Light

[@ShadowAngel71]

Wait, Alec Baldwin has a reality show? Please tell me 90% of it is conducted over the phone and the rest is taped at a shooting range.

[@DocDarnell]

Carl with the Balloon Fiesta! Represent!

[@gjameson6503]

As someone who went to their first Balloon Fiesta last year, I totally got that joke!

[@jaebee1121]

"What about workers' rights? What if they want to steal too?" Silly me, I assumed that was what "retail crime" was supposed to mean and that is the justification store owners are using to spy on their employees.

[@ghostghostghst]

You are really low IQ if you think that wasn't a joke

[@jv-lk7bc]

9:32 man knows how to play his stereotype to the hilt.

[@MrVovansim]

Oh dang, its the waitress!

[@benchiaase]

I dislike roller coasters, but I would totally go to Ferrari Land

[@jelaninorman282]

She should have a band

[@davidt3956]

Hey, guy, don't pull on your ear. That's Carol's thing!

[@maryrosekent8223]

I concur, but perhaps it’s being done as an homage?

[@trashcanbees2739]

NEW MEXICO MENTIONED!!!!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

Let me guess where you live…

[@Randomluck]

Guest Starerman

[@macadamiamaker]

yes yes yes!

[@shibasurfing]

That ferrari coaster is just a copy of the old top thrill dragster, no?

[@gregkerrick]

love this show. how can i get an autograph?

[@maryrosekent8223]

Send an actual letter to her via Colbert requesting one. I bet she’d be flattered…assuming you don’t try to flirt in writing!

[@ghostghostghst]

Scott Aukerman has been doing improv comedy for like 20 years theres no excuse for "your momma so capitalist"

[@carina9295]

Huh? Last time I checked, this clip required a sign-in to watch and wasn’t listed as a “Latest Video.” Was it that dirty? Also, #KevinNealon is on Wednesday night?

[@AdrianColley]

I think it was briefly unpublished after being published. Maybe it had the wrong settings and the intern quickly fixed it.

[@IsiahTomas]

A Golden Axe cartoon?

[@MrCatalanis]

I am sorry but am I the only one who reads Scott's body language as rejecting the proximity with Carl?

[@stelanie28]

When you said Kid Rock it made me want to move... eww. Just Eww. One of the vilest people in the world and he has to live here.

[@Locked0Out]

...that's just Kingda Ka

[@nonprophet5235]

most retail theft is from their underpaid employee’s

[@maryrosekent8223]

…employees-plural, not possessive!

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

Kid Rock is canceled for everyone BUT Taylor

[@eliasaquino2152]

Please get Jim Parsons (“Sheldon”) on the show as a Contestant!!! Please I’m begging you!!!!

[@AdrianColley]

I don't know. I saw him on another show (Colbert, I think) and he didn't sparkle much.

[@oxanam5617]

Can we take a minute to appreciate how hot Taylor looks in this suit?

[@LycanLink]

Hey, Ferrari dads may be gross and creepy for hitting on young women all the time, but Disney adults should still be looked down on for supporting a franchise that owns sweatshops and has a history of trafficking. 🤷‍♂️

[@zackattackjoseph7279]

The waitress!

[@ryanhartman4846]

Is that a... Jalen Rose hat or am I just listening to too much flagrant ones?

[@ghostghostghst]

Scott...

[@desired117]

Is the audience full of staff? They laughed before the punchline even started

[@Borg.Dorg.]

Yeesh what’s with the audience. It sounds like they are auditioning to be the studio audience for Judge Steve Harvey.

[@AdrianColley]

It's called fun, Borg. One day, you'll assimilate that.

[@patrickwheeler5701]

good that'll stop the 'hard working' employs boasting

[@bardnightingale]

Please, world, stop mixing up Gen X with Boomers. Cabbage patch babies were a product of the 80s. (I I never got one. .. sad.) If you must talk about the wonders of our generation, give credit where credit is due and don't confuse us with our parents. (Gag ... horrors.)

[@asterisk5054]

hey. hey, "ow!" person. please come here and tell me you're getting paid to yell out "ow!" every time anyone breathes. blink twice if you're being held hostage.

[@Palidine4M0O]

public school dig for not knowing what an IUD is when the private schools are most likely vouchered and not allowed to talk about contraception, get with the times!

[@finitusest]

Taylor Tomlinson seems like the type of person you would regret hooking up with the next time you start forplay

[@finitusest]

Also you played the music of the clip you showed. I've heard KZbin really cares about that

[@petecoogan]

Hey millennial, Keep Gen X's your mom jokes out of your mouth.