Will Bert Kreischer Take His Shirt Off? Only Time Will Tell! …Aaaand It’s Off

[@thestaranomaly]

Rich Eisen WAS this episode. I know most people will see Bert as the main part of it, but Rich actually made me watch an hour show featuring Bert Kreischer on it and not turn it off which should be commended and i didn't even think Bert was at his most annoying on this show.

[@mondaynightballroom20]

I'm not super familiar with Bert but if he's "The Machine" then I really enjoy his work with Florence Welch

[@Coloradiohead]

Much different machine. More akin to a dildo type machine

[@CalamityCannon]

The ends of a loaf of bread is an excellently AM prize 💯

[@jaebee1121]

If you wanna see power poses, bring on Gianmarco!

[@magdalenadrysdale4582]

YES!! I keep hoping they'll bring him on, he's one of the funniest people ever

[@ludmillagutomo]

wow..bert never fails to make everything about himself 😂😂😂

[@mondaynightballroom20]

.... in a good way?

[@_kontingency]

Uh they made it about him

[@teranmm]

The Rogan cult jab was great

[@fryapp4life]

Rich Eisen out of nowhere?!

[@dennismonk9559]

I know that suprised me

[@zgidwitz]

And for the win!

[@Kinlui1022]

2:00 Look at Rich and Bert nervously trying to not betray their tendencies LOL

[@michaelhake2291]

The end pieces of bread loaves are called heels. 😁

[@AdrianColley]

Is that one of those everyday English words that just aren't in use in the US? Like fortnight and burgle?

[@CalamityCannon]

I bet this is regional. I don't think I've heard it before (from NY, live east coast US), but could totally see it being in use in other places. It's a big country. And world.

[@cactuspearjam6052]

Katherine deserves another chance with panelists who compliment her better. Rich was actually a pleasant surprise... so... I think you know where I'm going with this...

[@CLB30ROX]

3 minutes. That's a new shirt on record for Bert 😱

[@yew2oob954]

Kreishcer means to "shriek or yell" 😂

[@taxibullheat]

Dean Pelton: Oh Bert's in this?

[@shanedbunting]

Saw Burt in the thumbnail ,had to check is there was a car crash.

[@teresasavi8821]

That was a squirrel 🐿️ not a rat 🐀

[@Redmenace96]

TT used to sell the, "touch the earpiece and check with the producers" bit. Now? She just vaguely gestures. Sell it, TT!! it is a good bit!!!

[@bpe-music]

Well, there was a jarring jump in points at Ratwatch...

[@antelope6826]

Katherine is exactly as hilarious as you’d expect on this show, so happy to see her as a guest 😂

[@LittleSkin18]

If Rich is the alcoholic on this panel, what the fuck is Bert??

[@JoeWasson]

Bert is THE MACHINE!

[@dielaughing73]

Crackhead nephew?

[@Mobri]

Redundant. 🙃

[@LittleSkin18]

@@Mobri 🤣

[@ethanmckinney203]

Heels! The heels of a loaf of bread!

[@ZachsMind]

10:40 Anyone who has seen Taylor Tomlinson do her standup post getting this AfterMidnight gig..? Does she do the ear thing? Where she pretends to be talking to some producers off camera? That would be HILARIOUS if she does that. I think for the rest of her public life she should occasionally do that for comedic purposes. Like she's ALWAYS wired to a god-like power that she has at her fingertips. Better than prayer! Just taps her ear and talks to a disembodied entity. "Can we do that? No. Sorry. We can't."

[@mychannel-lp9iq]

IT'S THE HORSE GIIIIIRL I love heree

[@fakename1656]

That rogan joke 😂😂😂

[@15six37]

Hey hey! The ends of bread are great for soup!

[@eastportland]

or feeding to rats

[@AdrianColley]

I prefer the Gordon Ramsay recipe: "what are you?" "an idiot sandwich"

[@jasonviking]

Great panel

[@samanthachia1491]

I'm tolerating this entire episode. PLEASE let this be the first and last time we have to see Bert

[@richpeltier9519]

Bert holding that mic up to his mouth after being handed it, yet never says anything... how much did you take Bert? Eisen was on @Midnight and slayed. He got that Big Rich Energy.

[@jrbship]

Bert’s shirt lasted about 10 minutes longer than I expected

[@loner72]

I think he must always be baked out of his gourd. The no shirt thing is just really weird to me.

[@coachelly86]

his one “joke”

[@editmel]

😂 fantastic!

[@ZachsMind]

1:06 Taylor Tomlinson is kidding, but I love the heels of a loaf of bread! For me the heels are the best part of the loaf. I save them for last and use them for PB&J or... well that's it! I love me some PB&J!

[@funtimenetwork]

Tell us all your Regan jokes. Roasted

[@williamalexander7481]

This is going to be a wild show.

[@rayontita1912]

Seeing Rich Eisen here is like seeing your teacher outside school as a kid. 😂😂😂. You don’t live at that TV studio?

[@elindquist5725]

Rat watch? that looked more like a grey squirrel? 🤔

[@Byteronin]

This was pretty awesome

[@JeighNeither]

Wtf? How did that rat get all the way up to her side mirror? Did she set snacks out? I thought it was a squirrel for the first 5 seconds? I've lived in NYC for more than 20 years & that shit even surprised me lmao

[@Woodshadow]

Rich actually did a great job

[@AdrianColley]

That was a riot. Bert shedding his second skin was actually the least funny bit. Taylor's sarcastic coverage of the rodent menace was gold.

[@schwarzermoritz]

awwww! that's too cute.

[@RockCandyRadio]

I am here for Rich!

[@handyreiter1310]

"Eisen-Kreischer" means "iron-screamer" in German

[@tiffanyygrace]

How much we wanna bet Rich is richer than Bert anyway, tf was that "joke"? 😂

[@lushrimbaughiii]

Couldn’t make it a full two minutes in before getting fed up with Bert 🙄

[@angelaglaros]

I both always watch his specials AND agree with this comment

[@michaeln3044]

Rich eisen crushing the two comedians is rough…

[@awelcruiz]

Ah, Kyle Richards survived Michael Myers, she can survive a rat.

[@fryapp4life]

Everyone suddenly jumped 300 pts. What happened!!!???!!

[@mrgonzale0978]

They edit the show. They did the same on the original show.

[@itoobable]

what happened? probably the funniest jokes of the night got cut :( !!!

[@deeemm979]

I hope they release a compilation of cut jokes, slap a content warning if needed.

[@AdrianColley]

Something wonderful. Or awful. Either way, something that couldn't be retained.

[@Ottophil]

Points!

[@ellisd3165]

the machine will be broken by 2025

[@hlinville6034]

Scrap Metal

[@ozwaldmosis3603]

why is Bert on the show, I thought this was a show for Comedians?

[@sakumisan]

He pretends to be a comedian because he told one decent story once.

[@ozwaldmosis3603]

@@sakumisan Don't forget that he also takes off his top.

[@Omarr1991]

Rich eisen ! LFG

[@Kelarys]

I feel like I would have benefited greatly by knowing who any of these people were. I don't normally feel that way, but there was lore I distinctly felt I was I missing

[@brandonnewby178]

*reads title: ... And the thumbnail. And history

[@ericfleming5522]

Next time my wife asks how you can tell someone is on cocaine I am going to show her 4 seconds of literally anything Katherine did or said while she was a guest on this show.

[@katrose5179]

My money was on adderal.

[@SquatchWatcher]

Pat McAfee, Michael Cole & The Miz would make a hilarious show! You should bring on Pro-Athletes too. You'd be surprised how much funnier they are from many of these comedians

[@awelcruiz]

Pat McAfee is an irritating jackass.

[@sergioalejandrorubioflores8905]

👗 🤚 Not a beggar 😆 I suppose hand emoji's can represent different things depending on the context 😂

[@KKbook]

im sorry is that THEE machine???

[@Hi_Philosophy]

Katherine should have gotten points because women can’t do that on network tv

[@commentBox82]

how fragile is your masculinity if you can't make a dumb Real Housewives joke?

[@exoterric]

The thirst for attention and relevance has never been more clearly exemplified.

[@jv-lk7bc]

really? in an election year??

[@godnoble]

A dude with his shirt off... This may be the first episode of After Midnight I don't watch all the way through. We're all more comfortable with less clothes, Bert! But we live in a society.

[@lapiscel]

are you gonna turn gay if you see a guy shirtless for more than 2 mins

[@lushrimbaughiii]

@@lapiscelI’m pretty gay Bert makes me nauseous

[@lapiscel]

@@lushrimbaughiii that's fair and same

[@Turtlpwr]

Bert is insufferable

[@deeemm979]

Nice to see Bert achieve some success. I remember him rehearsing his act for The Machine at my house long ago, small crowd had us 😂.

[@dennismonk9559]

6:26 I honestly would assume RIch is richer than Bert or Taylor. You think he's really third richest?

[@Redmenace96]

wtf is RE doing on this show??? @7:20 shout out to Rich's voice. Announcers today are chosen for their, "personalities". I liked the old-timers who had the radio voice and put effort into their craft.

[@MrThaeron]

I KNOW this show is gonna get cancelled AGAIN .... BUT that was fkn funny as fk!

[@ssmanwithaplan]

I suppose being a Jets fan equals being a comedian

[@fakename1656]

Only when a jets fan says their team is gonna win it all

[@briansneary7535]

I don't think my eyes will recover from Katherine's outfit

[@rehnaanliker5931]

It’s a sweater and overalls lol

[@briansneary7535]

@@rehnaanliker5931 the colors though

[@rehnaanliker5931]

@@briansneary7535 yeah they are a little obnoxious

[@TSIRKLAND]

When the microphone question came up, and Taylor held up an oblong object, my first thought was that it was a stapler, and the plan was to staple the cavalier mike to Bert's bare chest. On second look, it was simply a hand-help microphone. How boring! I've seen people staple things to their body before; it's not that bad! Staple the mic' to your chest, Bert Kreischer!

[@wesleysmith6018]

Burt the twins will lick your arm pits, while the host is on your ride!

[@Jajajajaja...1]

Way to go, Bert. Im also on testosterone. Get rid of the stigma around men's health.

[@fakename1656]

Gender reaffirming care for all who want it

[@davidquintanilla3267]

Rich Eisen ?!??!

[@JesusHComedy]

Only reason to watch was blurt krisjen

[@typicalrockandroll]

I just dont think Burt is funny.

[@MikeyK-fn3ng]

Smart because he's not funny at all

[@PuffyCloud_aka_puffeclaude]

It's Bert. It's even spelled for you, right on the screen.

[@marcofujimoto]

He's not. That's why he takes his shirt off

[@JosephABernal]

I think he is funny

[@Jazzygirl5]

Me either but hey there's Taylor ❤😅

[@chilaou]

RATWATCH

[@h2amster328]

katherine is so pretty

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

I hate Burt, I wonder if Taylor can make him palatable enough for a whole clip

[@ssofft]

can't stand Bert jfc. he's the only person laughing at his jokes

[@philipflores2515]

Calling Katherine a comedian is an insult to comics

[@grankmisguided]

Rich reminds me a bit of Gord Downie for some reason but I can't quite put my finger on it. It can't just be because they're both bald, lots of people are... 🤷‍♂️

[@Nuclear_man24]

I guess they skipped forward to the point where he took of his shirt

[@timstorey2325]

Would have been amazing if the entire episode was just crazy clips of Bert.

[@johng.4711]

Enough with Burt.

[@ivytyler]

any cis dude that brags about being on t is just a no from me, dawg. and he's not even funny?

[@angelaglaros]

I’ve watched all his specials and yet I still agree with you.

[@nbuehster]

I bet there are a lot of viewers who wished Bert wasn't eliminated, and wanted a little more of him.

[@Arcturuseyes]

I love Bert, ride or die! He's a sweet guy, he's obviously a bit nuts, that's why i love him.

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

Not gonna lie it does suck to hear cis people talk about easily getting hormones

[@sakumisan]

Bert has never said anything funny outside of his Russian mob story, which he has told into the ground.

[@brianluck84]

Im starting to feel like the novelty of bert is gone and now he is just annoying.

[@andia6865]

It's not something personal, I wish him and his loved ones just the best, but I don't think Bert Kreischer is funny, just not funny expect that Russia story. But because this is the only joke I remember from this man, and actually it was not a joke, just Russia and a drunk American story, I think he needs to undress to distract from him beeing unfunny

[@mco5634]

Taylor muy caliente....n, am seems deeze.

[@DrTurdsley]

The least funny person to ever become famous for comedy.

[@secondconflict570]

Jebus Katherine is annoying

[@AWBeng.]

Burt Krishnar in the house!!!!!

[@purplepapers]

#bertinashirt

[@zimtkind2255]

Is Katherine wearing Kajol's girly outfit from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai?😂