Ferry is a train | Euro Truck Simulator 2

[@keithhunter3101]

This series is just fun. 98% chassis damage but still trucking, that's the Colonel failure I know and love!

[@johnlbirch]

Arrives at yard with total wreck of a truck and they are "yeah, sure, take my trailer"? Really?

[@markc2847]

@@johnlbirch They have faith!

[@cabe_bedlam]

To read from the Book of Shitbox. "If there is oil leaking from the engine, there is oil in the engine."

[@markc2847]

Best yet 😂 Best option in Dover: dump the truck in the channel and take a bus home 👍

[@papasmurfette007]

Bus trip from Dover to Grimsby? Sounds like a job for the Sunshine Funbus...

[@blackhearttek]

That was an absolutely delightful and totally warranted "f**kin hell!" 😂😂😂

[@tomleader7054]

Completely bonkers. Wonderful.

[@seaape1070]

I blew my motor coming up to a toll booth once. Got out, pushes the car back so I only had to pay once the wrecker carried me home.

[@Dscha]

21:17 That pause 🤣

[@antygod]

i like how you drove with full beam on the entire time

[@sethtriggs]

21:00 LOL This is an amazing journey, one of my favorite series from you.

[@JasonTheRockBard]

Absolutely hilarious. I tell ya Colonel, the man is always out to get ya.

[@MetaJokeTT]

Colonel, I don't want to alarm you. I also am aware of your understandable aversion to backseating, but I feel this needs to be said. I hope you're sitting down, this may come as a shock to you: Truck's broken.

[@colonelfailure]

Helpful tip. Appreciated. I'll keep an eye out for it.

[@ChastisingRebuke]

This episode brought to you by Jalopy. This cargo brought to you by Ace Ventura pet detective.

[@PuncakeLena]

I fall asleep while watching an episode ONCE and this is what I am greeted with What the hell was last episode

[@mrhipbone]

"Truck's broken Steggs"

[@MravacKid]

Turns out constantly banging your truck into random obstacles and busses isn't a very good business strategy. :)

[@pliskenmovie]

Colonel has been watching the "I do cars" channel when he bought a truck with an articulated chassis. (ram 1500 bad frame) Colonel's poor Volvo needs to be sold to the scrap merchant, and mercifully put down.

[@railwayjade]

If you tailgate cars you can avoid paying tolls 🙃🤪

[@cyberfutur5000]

Wild, I dind't know the game had a train ride thing. And I think you rested a little, the train ride just wasn't all that long.

[@MrAdrianSW]

"Once you get to Dover, whats ya plan?" To be honest, its just to get the Smeg OUT of Dover as fast as flippin possible !! Back in he day when you 'could' make your own team :- "Porn Stars FC". "I dont wana go to Folkestone" Someone grab the Crayons and show him where the Channel Tunnel goes !!

[@mindgamescabal]

Truck's broken Steggs

[@stephenmurray9850]

Is it the end? I hope not ! although it does get boring when your playing the game. I started playing after I saw Colonel playing this and now own 25 trucks and 6 garages.. don't know what the end game is.. except maybe what you set yourself up to do, I guess. Thanks for the video and commentary.

[@markc2847]

If you keep this series going (which I guess you won't) get the ProMods maps, the have Iceland mapped - imagine the fun you could have on the snow and ice there🏂

[@papasmurfette007]

Or better yet, imagine the Colonel driving loads of nuclear waste around active volcanoes...

[@markc2847]

@@papasmurfette007 YES 🌪️ (but on snow and ice eh?).

[@flacch]

well just expensive haul!

[@mdkramster]

Oh. So we're triggering the brexiteers now, are we? Well, fortunately, I love it.

[@colonelfailure]

They won the vote, I'm sure they'll take it on good grace.

[@Northlander74]

Spend the money on sweeties

[@mrhedgebull1658]

Or.... just saying, you could do what any sensible trucker would do and go round the M25 and straight up the M40.

[@davidy7004]

Yeah I was coming here to mention the M40 as a way to get to Birmingham as well.

[@Charles_Anthony]

I'll never forgive EA for what they did to Sim City/Maxis. That is all.

[@colonelfailure]

Listen to the video. They didn't do anything (I worked closely with Maxis in the Sims - Sims 2, Spore, and Sim City 4 era).

[@Charles_Anthony]

@@colonelfailure : I'm not talking about SC4(absolute masterpiece and you should be proud of being a part of it if you did work on it); I'm talking about Sim City 2013. I've never seen anyone praise that game and it effectively killed Sim City.

[@colonelfailure]

It was a different spin on the game that didn't live up to what Sim City players wanted (which is why Cities Skylines swept to success). Some interesting ideas in there, but they didn't come off. Personally, I'd blame the designers rather than the publishing unit, and even thenI can't blame the designers for wanting to try something new.

[@iLied12]

I feel it’s extremely unforgiving for crashes annoyingly

[@1985tonyjones]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pont_de_Normandie?wprov=sfti1 cycled over that bridge 14:00

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

I wonder if the bank will loan money enough to repair the truck.

[@johnlbirch]

Probably cheaper to sell the current wreck as scrap and buy a new one.

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

@@johnlbirch Yeah, maybe do a couple of trips, repair a bit and then sell. Although, this series might be on its last legs anyway.

[@johnlbirch]

@@arjunsatheesh7609 I know. It's a shame because it's been the best.

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

@@johnlbirch True but I know that it does genuinely frustrate the Colonel sometimes and there is only so much schadenfreude that I can get out of this.