FEUERSCHWANZ - Berzerkermode | Napalm Records | OLDSKULENERD REACTION

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Pump like a viking - Feuerschwanz sind im Berzerkermode! Im neuesten Werk der Folkmetal-Heroes geht es um martialische Männlichkeit, gestählte wannabe-vikings und Walküren auf Steroiden. Um die ultimative Berzerker-Party zu feiern wird der wohl berühmteste Lauch der Weltgeschichte im Viking-Gym zum Proteingeladenen Power-Pumper!
Don't try this at home. Berzerkermode ON!
English:
Pump like a viking - Firetails are in Berzerker mode! The latest work by the folk metal heroes is about martial masculinity, steeled wannabe vikings and valkyries on steroids. To celebrate the ultimate Berzerker party, what is probably the most famous leek in world history becomes a protein-loaded power pumper in the Viking Gym!
Don't try this at home. Berzerker mode ON!
The WHO WHAT AND WHERE:
Artist: Feuerschwanz
Genre/Style: German Medieval Metal
Label: Napalm Records
Homebased: Erlangen, Bavaria
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Website: feuerschwanz.de/
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[@angiewegenerdjmetalamazon4468]

The risk of getting problems with this kind of video is minimal in Europe, we have so few radical christians here. I hope you won't get into trouble. Hugs! Love your reactions!

[@OldSkuleNerd]

NAH I AM GOOD... The Day a Reaction gets me in trouble... OH WAIT WHEN WAS MY LAST BABYMETAL REACTION? LOL

[@Silverized84]

here in eu we don't really give a fuck lol

[@Ri_Shin_Marco]

@@OldSkuleNerd Well that's Japan and it's not existing fair use rule for ya :D

[@turds1991]

Its 2023 radical Christians don't exist anymore the left and social media basically ruined faith for everyone 😂😂

[@jonclegg9169]

Feuerschwanz managed to combine "Pump It" with "Valhalleluja".

[@samlee-fe4gu]

I am a Christian, but I found it funny. I laughed at the cross fit part. This is the first time hearing them and I'll see more of them.

[@erikacook7323]

Check out Bastard von Asgard and their collaboration with Angus McFife. So good.

[@Bertranddeghaul]

I guess someone took the whole "your god was nailed to a cross, my god wields a hammer" thing a bit personal and decided to buff up

[@Pun1c4]

Start of the video: Don't worry, nothing bad is gonna happen 6 minutes later: "Please do not r**e Jesus" that escalated quickly

[@PsychoDiesel48]

C'mon. You gotta admit "Crossfit" was a clever damn joke!!

[@OldSkuleNerd]

It really is

[@Thnielsen85]

They just showed that the whole cross thing made him stronger. And the nipple rub thing.. well.. he was half human after all :P

[@damnalien6998]

I just assumed the video was all Johanna's idea

[@colinmackay92]

I didn't think that I was going to hear the words "please don't rape Jesus" today but for some strange reason I'm glad I did.

[@hebalon]

Well, the video looks like they're mocking Jesus, but the Lyrics are just the other way round. For example, starting at 7:14, it translates to (via deepl) "We go berserk When the blood pumps in the biceps Faster, harder stronger A little dumb in the head Who needs a lot of brains With a chest of steel Pumping like a thunder god The rest is shit" They're making fun of "both sides". Nothing to be offended about. 😂

[@Trelokor1]

I watched the video during the premier and when it came to the crossfit part I thought "Oh, this may offend some people. I like it!"

[@Juliayuria]

I‘m an atheist from Germany and it never even crossed my mind that this video could be offensive to some people. I just thought it was hilarious. I don‘t think any German would take this very seriously :D

[@markymark8008]

Your apologies are longer than the video 😂😂 Anyway, who said it was Jesus! ❤

[@OldSkuleNerd]

I did cause it funnier....

[@GiovanniPerini]

Indeed, he looks more like a druid

[@aaronbarlow4376]

I'm Christian but I think this is hilarious. I think Jesus would find this funny. This video is basically what Vikings thought when they first raided Christian England "Do these Christians even lift bro?" However, for me the nipple rub was over the line, as well as the perverted grin at the end. Still all pretty funny.

[@patdo777]

I think that it's funny that in the video 'Jesus' is both on the crossfit cross and in the crowd cheering him on at the same time

[@Blutaar42]

believe me, there are some things around in the German medieval scene that would offend radical Christians way more than a white guy in white robes playing Jesus. one of the more famous one is probably an entertainer that plays a Monk called Bruder/Brother Rectus (iirc he is originally from Egypt or somewhere around that area). Often accompanied by two nuns called Sister Kama and Sister Sutra. On occasion there are more Nuns with way more lewd names. He's basically mocking every religion around.

[@0Super0Manuel0]

Seen him a few times over here in Switzerland too, he is fun XD

[@hamrockvonschrnemark3119]

Gott will es!

[@aureliosilver2507]

Lyrics: Berzerkermode ON Muscles, sweat and beards Are in demand as of late Masculine toughness And the old way of life Everybody looks north Every underweight, every wimp Looting, robbing, murdering Is the custom again as of today Pumped up warriors Fighting against winter fat Everybody is a winner Masculine Ragnarok On tense veins Runes are tattooed On the forehead two ravens On the ass a vegvisir Party hard berserkermode Party like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode Pump like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode ON We go berserk When the blood pumps in the biceps Faster, harder, stronger A little dumb in the head Who needs a lot of brains With a chest of steel Pumping like a thunder god Who cares about the rest Shield maidens, Valkyries Minimal body fat Chainmail bikini Feminine Ragnarok On tense veins Runes are tattooed On the forehead two ravens On the ass a vegvisir Party like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode Pump like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode Party hard berserkermode Party hard berserkermode ON Berserkermode ON Berserkermode ON Party like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode Pump like a viking Your hammer striking Thunderbolt and lightning Party hard berserkermode Party hard berserkermode Party hard berserkermode Party hard berserkermode ON

[@ADORATION_OFFICIAL]

Im a christian, a fairly conservative one at that, but I dont find this offensive at all. It was edgy but as you said, ive seen a lot wose. I thought it was very funny.

[@MacOriginalGamer]

It's good to see Kratos kicking back and smiling for a change. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Prisoner..24601]

I watched the original before this video, the CrossFit got me 😂 😆

[@minotaurforge]

I love this with every inch and fiber of my being.

[@MarcGrafZahl]

Don't worry about Jesus! It took him some time, but by the year 1000, he had all of Scandinavia under control and Odin and Thor became some ancient freaky legend characters.

[@the_greybearded_norse]

And about a 1000 years later he joined them..😂

[@MarcGrafZahl]

Yeah, that's what I thought, but I did not want to give Oldschool Nerd more tough time. He's already suffered enough. ;-)

[@OrkarIsberEstar]

crossfit...come one XD that killed me XD

[@TheLiberalNerd]

I don't know, what the fuss is about... Vikings helping a jewish dude to work on his corpus christi... extremely wholesome!

[@martindonat3249]

im sitting here and dont know what im loughing more at , the vid or you trying in vain to be political corect about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PS: but now that i had the time to really listen to it , its one hell of a banger , that could become one of my most liked Feuerschwanz songs 🤔🤔

[@elricthebald]

I was there for the last bit of your conversation with Adam. And i don't get it. For the last month Feuerschwanz has been releasing short tour report videos. Often several per week. And each one ended with the complete list of tour dates and locations. How can a fan not know they are on tour right now? They even have their schedule for the entire next year posted on their website. All one has to do is actually look.

[@TheYasmineFlower]

I wasn't there, but speaking as a total scatterbrain... I could look for the tour dates and forget them again an hour later.

[@adamvanos]

Yeah, here i am again; the point is i'm since the last month ore something like that a big fan of feuerschwanz, i saw their cover on 'warriors of the world' and loved it. So since then i heard all their albums. But the thing is I actually meant that i liked it if they would do a tour and als come to the Netherlands, but maybe they need a bit more popularity here for that. I did look a their tour dates, but it wasn't possible this year, so maybe next year.

[@johnsgamingcenter2000]

Yes I find this videos Theme to be absolutely hilarious concept even though I am technically a Christian I think the guys and the two cat girls did a awesome job in this video all the videos really in some way have that fun humor about them I love it🤘🏻anyways it’s just music video I’m actually from Eastern Europe from Ukraine so I know a little thing of how they do things over there

[@ReneHL1981]

Dont worry , we Love you for this Reaction ans any in the Future

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Catch AF as usual from Feuerschwanz.

[@MortimerFolchert]

This is Tiktok-Jesus. He's quite famous and the whole thing about him being in the Video is just a big Easter-Egg/Fan-Service as he had done lots of "promoting" for the Band on TikTok. I was really hyped when I saw the Teaser a few days ago of him being on their Set. :O Can't wait to here this Song LIVE :D TW: Small rant incoming^^ And to those Christians, that might get offended by an Online-Persona dressed as 1 of 231 different Versions of Jesus Christ, I'd like to ask them if they ever thought about all the Religons they're making fun off on a day-to-day basis, like Greek or Norse Pantheons. I mean Marvel alone is milking tons of money from parodying Thor and all the Norse Mythology. Aparently, they have no Problem with doing that, so please stop pretending to be offended. IF this WAS the REAL Jesus, wouldn't you want to enjoy it that your Lord & Savior is having Fun, making new Friends? Or do you have so litte faith in your own Believes that you think if he would be nailed to a cross again(which he wasn't), he couldn't come back a second time? I think he's supposed to be the Son of God? Seriously, the only People I can take for serious when it comes to being offended by religious comedy are muslims. And I respect & understand them. I can't take offended Christians for serious as most of them who pretend to be offended, haven't even once read the whole Bible. And that's really sad. Of course this is just ONE of many examples how People get "offended" these days. No matter what you do, someone will always pretend to be offended. Especially when it comes to Art like Music, Cinema or Painting. Like the current debate about the "new guidelines" regarding the "Academy Awards". They'll only judge on Movies when the Movie fulfills a quota of represented ethnic minorities, etc. which sounds like a great Idea... for ruining the Awards for good. As most Directors feel cut in their freedom of Storytelling this way. And how do we get here? Because someone got offended by not enough [insert group] in [insert Movie]. Please stop Guys! And to OSN, if you happen to read this comment (&rant): I'm so sorry man, but this time I had to give a Thumbs down. You did so much apologizing that it totally overshadowed the whole song and reaction. Next time I would appreciate it if you could just put upfront a Trigger-Warning: May contain Content offending [insert Group] (in this Case "Christians") So you could just enjoy the music without worrying about your viewers getting offended as they'd been warned.

[@Wayward_Boglin]

Having watched the video first then your reaction, i waitied with baited breath at the crossfit part lmao

[@martin.m4306]

i mean, if i was jesus.......... doing Crossfit or being dragged into a hut by two Mieze's............i know what i would choose

[@dominikladisch4541]

it is a song about peace, the nice vikings just notice that jesus hasnt the stamina and strength to party with them, So they trained him. In the end he could party hard with them till the end. Religions should party together not fight. 🙂

[@RainBrain26]

The churches are much more unified in europe and by that much more moderate than some of the nuttier stuff in the US for instance. Catholics and Lutherans are the main two and most others are fringe groups. For example: in Germany, many Catholic priests even petetioned the Vatican on some changes about some rules like opinion on same-sex relations, clerical celibacy and birth control (they got denied, but they tried). The protestant church (lutherans) are mostly rather liberal in their thoughts except for very conservative areas. In my experience it's pretty chill here.

[@scmooselgandalf3348]

😂.....I cried so hard,dont believe in nordic or western (christian) storytimes ...but this was epic

[@scmooselgandalf3348]

I like your "explanation"😂...who cares about Religion...to me is just storytime...anywho nice Job...with best regards from Germania

[@erikacook7323]

I choose to translate this as TTJ was weak and his sin was being a Crossfitter (hence his sin being written above his head), therefore the Vikings had to show him real lifting. Change my mind. 😅 Not gonna lie I translated the lyrics to make sure I wasn't going to get in trouble later. Lol It has nothing to do with Jesus, weirdly and thankfully enough.

[@music2seeconcertphotograph457]

I was going to show them again as crew photographer next Friday. But extremely unfortunately I caught Corona and a Bronchitis last Tuesday while shooting Sabaton :-(

[@estherbartholdy]

I am from North Germany, I am a Pagan and a witch. I just find this hilarious. I also find it somehow disturbing that Christians use a torture instrument (the cross) as their symbol. Should we witches carry the image of a stake around our necks? Anyone who can not just take this as something funny, should switch to another channel and watch some TV evangelist. Hope you won't get in trouble for this.🤣

[@anthrazite]

Crossfit lmao, I can't 😂

[@brahmpayton334]

Everyone (even people who do not identify as Christian) focus on different aspects of the bible. That you choose compassion speaks well of you. That said, I don't see how protein shakes and pumping Iron conflict with that message. It's not serious, yes, but the seriousness was added centuries later.

[@TheKissaihminen]

They played very well with words from cross to crossfit

[@fredbarnes2600]

Sighs. CrossFit? Really? 🤷‍♂️It's Fuerschwanz

[@djk4635]

I mean... They did much worse things to him in the book... At least this is a positive thing... My man's just working out 🤷🏻‍♀️ and it's a brilliant word play 😂 I don't know why anyone would be offended by that.

[@DargorHSK]

I so feel Adam... Could have seen Feuerschwanz with Angus McSix... But. It. Was. Sold. OOOOUUUUTTTTTTT...... 😭

[@MrNissetuta]

Talk about totally ruined video. Any normal wired person would have realised its all made in fun!

[@CatrinaNoname]

😅😅😅

[@brittjannesath2539]

Yeah, this was just a fun video😂😂 So no need to apologise, as you said there are worse videos out there….. This was a fun take on the «battle between religions» when the vikings became christians. So you might call this video a history lesson…. 😂👍 lol

[@marge2548]

You know what is funny? - I am a female European raised as an atheist and a sound base of viking mythology - and still, when they put him on the crossfit-thingy, my reaction was exactly the same as yours. "No way they do that!" (Maybe they'd better taken him to the hut) 😅 - When you sat there basically speechless, I definitely could relate. It's still funny (as heck, actually), but... the audacity. Even being an atheist (at a time when this was rather uncommon where I lived) I was taught to respect the personal beliefs of others and not make fun of them, and this - well, this was nothing of the likes. But still it was funny. I suppose there's no use in explaining this video to anyone taking offense in it. They will either sense it's got comedy potential and take it as tongue in cheek, or they will not be able to do so. I really appreciate that you did this reaction up to the end... even though despite it being funny it was a tough one for you to do. Good job. All the best.

[@martinkasper197]

Seth Rollins of WWE was called the CrossFit Jesus....🤓😂😂😂 Don't want to get offensive....🤣🤣🤣

[@rheahinshaw7471]

Mayve you ahouls watch the making of this video.

[@derdox6720]

8:35 what??? what now for gods sake??? you can't even show a guy cross-training anymore without people complaining! you are really nailing art to a cross if even that is not allowed anymore.. 11:47 he was just cold.. whatever...

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

The _Impaled Nazarene_ (a band name) is getting a workout.

[@USMarshal99]

God has a good sense of humor, remember when Jesus came to earth he made a new testament

[@maxschmidt9461]

Actually didn't even think it was supposed to be Jesus more like a simple missionary or something

[@marcushempel1792]

You need to go to church now, Bro 😂

[@Ionatan667]

Still less blasphemous than Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Yes, that's actually a thing. ;)

[@Aracnah]

4:00 who says that´s Jesus? :P

[@Accelerator20]

Crossfit got me so hard

[@Metzwerg74]

the biggest trick of the devil..? he made everyone believe, that he is the son of god......

[@olivertriebel5274]

Jesus actually should have been a capeable fighter, if nessecary.

[@jordanhegg3647]

What's so wrong about making fun of a fictional story? lol

[@Dinant010]

This was my first video i watched of you. Ngl you kind of ruined it with you trying to "safe" it its rather annoying. Just do a trigger warning and just go with it. Because this really wasnt a good first impresion

[@brizzo4554]

Just say it, in this interpretation, he’s full of weaksauce

[@Kishandreth]

It's not him reason #4: He could have just turned the lake into wine and they would have made him king. Dude turning water into wine? Feuerschwanz would be totally down with that. This video is less offensive then the perversions of his supposed teachings. "The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible."

[@berndrebhahn9862]

Grandgrandpa 72 here. Comments are confusing. Music boring. ( Russian Kasatschok- Folklore. ). Viking ( verb) . De are North's.

[@bencrey]

I am sooo sad. I unsubscribed quite a while back, because these are not reactions you're doing. A reaction happens when you see/experience something for the first time. And you are so obviously not doing this but still label your videos as reactions. I know it's not just you, but I'm so getting tired of all these fake reactionists.... I am so sorry it came to this, I always end up here again and again because I really hope that you've changed but in my opinion this type of fake "reaction" that you're doing is the worst! Like you are completely out of the illusion that it's a reaction and if someone doesn't know the song/video you completely spoil it right in the beginning... Also those forced jokes that someone can't understand unless they've already seen the video, arghh.... I'm really saddened by this, because I really like you as a KZbinr, but this won't cut it in my opinion

[@OldSkuleNerd]

Lol you have no idea to what you are talking about lol I have never seen or heard the song NOBODY HAS I FILMED IT DURING THE PREMIERE LOL YOU MEAN THE BUMPER TAG? I film that after the reaction during edits i can convince you but I OFFER You to come to any twitch.tv/OldSkuleNerd stream and watch me film live most of my reactions I agree there are a lot of fake reactors out there but I am not one of them and I personally know a lot of reactors that are real Good luck to you

[@bencrey]

@@OldSkuleNerd I believe, that you are filming loads of reactions on Twitch and those are genuine. No doubt about that. But this time (and with other non-Twitch, non-live reactions for more popular bands, songs) it's reeeaaally hard for me to believe, that the video haven't even started, and you say "images that my offend you" calling out the egg eating precisely (I guess you didn't want to reference the cross-fit part, because that would've been a big giveaway). But later when you start talking about Jesus, without him doing anything at all, you start talking about that "Jesus wouldn't find this video offensive" and that this is all a story no offense to anyone etc. Like, nothing happened. Nothing. Why on Earth would someone do that if they hadn't watched the video? And these are in the first few minutes of your video and I couldn't watch it more because these just destroyed the illusion of a first time reaction. Thus I don't think that I can believe that this here is a genuine (first time) reaction. And as I said, I believe that you DO live, first time ever reactions on your Twitch, but this (and other YT videos) ain't it

[@AP-RSI]

Fun Fact: I think the "Jesus" actor was a woman! LOL