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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

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@CatLady2024-u9e
@CatLady2024-u9e Жыл бұрын
The shooter shot her way through the door. It WAS locked. Some people clearly hear only what they want to hear.
@223Drone
@223Drone Жыл бұрын
"'No Way to Prevent This', Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" -The Onion.
@lawrup
@lawrup Жыл бұрын
First
@lawrup
@lawrup Жыл бұрын
First
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Жыл бұрын
We need bigger gun free zone sign clearly these people aren’t reading them
@Stuckinabucketagain
@Stuckinabucketagain Жыл бұрын
Oof. Normally they're satire...😢
@lavender9844
@lavender9844 Жыл бұрын
I hate living in this country…
@CelicaAutocrosser
@CelicaAutocrosser Жыл бұрын
Close the door!!??!! Did they not see the camera video? The doors were SHOT OUT. They were locked. Wow!
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 Жыл бұрын
"criminals are going to be criminals" can't make laws to change behavior... Except banning drag shows and regulating women's bodies and their freedom to travel.
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 Жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!!
@samdowner1792
@samdowner1792 Жыл бұрын
LOL Feminist moron alert! Stop murdering babies..sluts!
@disastermaster3K
@disastermaster3K Жыл бұрын
JJ CARTER eats at the olive garden
@curtiswhiteheadjr1322
@curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Жыл бұрын
How true
@Grubleafeater
@Grubleafeater Жыл бұрын
According to the Alt-Right Playbook, they don't believe laws can change behavior, only dictate which ones are punished.
@kyleoates6367
@kyleoates6367 Жыл бұрын
It's rich they complained about side doors while showing footage of kids holding hands as they evacuated as a class through, you guessed it, a SIDE DOOR. Limiting the entrances in only limits the evacuation points out.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover Жыл бұрын
Seriously. What are they supposed to do in case of a fire?
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 Жыл бұрын
@@dancepiglover Be thankful for the thoughts and prayers of the republicans for those incinerated children and be grateful that they weren't shot... apparently.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын
@@ianb9028 Don't worry, the parents of the extra crispy children signed liability wavers.
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын
"Limiting the entrances in only limits the evacuation points out" - And yet that's exactly what Ted Cruz said they should do after Uvalde.. He actually said that all schools should have only one door for entry and exit. I'm sure every first responder across the country loved that idea.
@bobcatbigpaws5597
@bobcatbigpaws5597 Жыл бұрын
Well why not have steel doors not glass doors. Am I the only one who thinks having a glass side door crazy with all the school shootings. You don't have to limit the exit doors just make them where you can't shoot your way in.
@ElectroOverlord
@ElectroOverlord Жыл бұрын
As someone who has had a daughter that was at MSU for the last big mass shooting, as someone that lost another fellow Veteran TODAY....Thank you Steven. I am hurting...I find comfort in this....
@blkrainbow1075
@blkrainbow1075 Жыл бұрын
Sending you a hug. I hope you continue to seek peace, comfort and laughter. Take care of yourself and I'm so sorry for your pain and loss.
@dianeharris3414
@dianeharris3414 Жыл бұрын
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@lindaswanson9328
@lindaswanson9328 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for loss.
@ElectroOverlord
@ElectroOverlord Жыл бұрын
@@blkrainbow1075 thank you…I needed levity last night…
@travis8850
@travis8850 Жыл бұрын
@@ElectroOverlord When I was in middle school, a kid came up behind me on the bus and shoved an object and a note into my backpack. Told me to hold it for him until a certain time and then he was gonna start popping people on the list he put in my bag. Not cool at all. I went straight to the principals office, didnt even look in my bag. It was a cattle prod. While unlikely to be fatal, it would've been significant damage to people. He is now a police officer in my town. I totally feel for and sympathize with you. My condolences to you on the loss of your friend. And thank you to you and all the other vets. We should not be rewarding your service this way. God bless you and your family.
@singerrb4984
@singerrb4984 Жыл бұрын
Oh, those nasty, NASTY side doors!!!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
“The world is a dangerous place not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.” Albert Einstein.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 Жыл бұрын
In America, those who look on and do nothing are paid very well to do that by corporations and by the gun lobby.
@castanza128
@castanza128 Жыл бұрын
Can't do anything to solve it. Must pretend it's because of guns. We must strip freedoms! Only way to fix it... --Media AND ALSO government
@MichaelSplatkins
@MichaelSplatkins Жыл бұрын
​​@@brian2964 It's the ability to carry that is killing children. And more will die. Being armed is rarely ever a detractor in any crime. Crimes that are often made possible by the possession of the firearms.
@onamattapeeya
@onamattapeeya Жыл бұрын
He should have stuck to physics because philosophy was not his Forte, that quote is nothing but self-righteous drivel, basically he's shaming people.
@Skijaramaz
@Skijaramaz Жыл бұрын
@@onamattapeeya To be fair, if you see someone committing evil in front of you, and it is in your power to prevent or mitigate it, and then you do not, you SHOULD be ashamed of yourself. Because that is cowardice and enables the evil to continue.
@jaseboon6282
@jaseboon6282 Жыл бұрын
In my country, a murder with a gun sends shock and fear through the nation. In America is just another Monday!!
@Maddiehere89
@Maddiehere89 Жыл бұрын
We have lost more citizens to guns than any country. Yet we have fools think we need no more gun laws!!!! Insane!!
@stanleylizewski5300
@stanleylizewski5300 Жыл бұрын
the summer of love proved that with all the death and destruction..
@The1stDukeDroklar
@The1stDukeDroklar Жыл бұрын
@@stanleylizewski5300 and most of that violence was committed without a gun being involved.
@jlighter1
@jlighter1 Жыл бұрын
"just another day ending in y." Fixed that for you
@lynnebarrett9912
@lynnebarrett9912 Жыл бұрын
​@@stanleylizewski5300 the summer of love was 1969.
@thefacts4274
@thefacts4274 Жыл бұрын
The person shot through 2 sets of LOCKED doors to get in. Locks don't stop bullets, but sadly people's bodies do.
@TSIRKLAND
@TSIRKLAND Жыл бұрын
He points out the truth using humor, but you can see the hurt and despair behind his eyes. That is true for so many of us. What it takes to not scream and shout and take these politicians and gun lobbyists and Faux News pundits by the throat and shake some sense into them! How many more innocents have to die before we fix this? "Side doors." Gimme a friggin' break!
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😢
@morebirdsandroses
@morebirdsandroses Жыл бұрын
From what I've heard, the door used for entry _ was locked_
@superblondeDotOrg
@superblondeDotOrg Жыл бұрын
Follow The Money ...
@CritStanley
@CritStanley Жыл бұрын
Yeah. It wasn't lost on me that Stephen barely (didn't at all?) smile during the first half of this episode.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 Жыл бұрын
@@morebirdsandroses Wouldn't have mattered either way - locked/unlocked, side/front door - the shooter just shot it out anyway.
@haraldhechler3557
@haraldhechler3557 Жыл бұрын
Just one word for that monologue: Brilliant.
@tharpstead
@tharpstead Жыл бұрын
no words ring truer than "dereliction of duty to humanity" well spoken Stephen
@jackcherbourg2899
@jackcherbourg2899 Жыл бұрын
And, words they are. The people with the power to make change do not want to make change, and the people with the desire to make change do not have the power to make change. See ya, I'm off to Canada.
@Jartran72
@Jartran72 Жыл бұрын
it is not Stephan!! For gods sake can't you read the channel name??
@jeffmccloud905
@jeffmccloud905 Жыл бұрын
@@Jartran72 you're doing the Lord's work. there are so many typos here on KZbin. I hope you can get them all fixed.
@jeffcool9769
@jeffcool9769 Жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@addsfour3499
@addsfour3499 Жыл бұрын
Agreed except that it’s not enough. All a,Erica does is say how upset they are and then go straight back to killing more children.
@JackycClark
@JackycClark Жыл бұрын
If locking doors is all it takes , why are there still burglaries ?
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Жыл бұрын
If gun free zones is all it takes why is that the place it always happens
@kanedahuang
@kanedahuang Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-723 name the place. Australia and Japan are gun free zones. Almost no mass shooting happening there.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-723 Here are some gun-free zones for you: 1. Any venue holding an NRA rally 2. All properties owned by Donald Trump
@MechaJoezilla
@MechaJoezilla Жыл бұрын
@@gregbors8364 Chicago!
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
@@MechaJoezilla Wow, you named a US city! Good for you! 👏👏👏 (BTW, the city of Chicago is not a gun-free zone, genius)
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro Жыл бұрын
Any congressman or individual in power who could care less about the death of innocent lives and care more about their position, does not deserve to be in power putting down laws allowing these psychopaths to roam free pulling the trigger on your children. They need to be removed from their position.
@sprybug
@sprybug Жыл бұрын
That would be more than half of people in DC. You know what also sucks? People voted for these people and will do it again.
@patrickwhelan5703
@patrickwhelan5703 Жыл бұрын
All elections are important. Many stay home from the "Dog Catcher" elections. Elections have consequences. Just look at Florida.
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 Жыл бұрын
that should be a no-brainer. yet, every two years tens of millions of US voters elect these mad men and women into Congress - again and again. any explanation for this phenomenon?
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
@@embreis2257 Gerrymandering, our “two-party” system, NRA funding of GOP politicians, racism, fundamentalist Christianity… take your pick, mix ‘n’ match
@MultisportOfficial
@MultisportOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@sprybug Which brings us to the sad reality: The politicians are doing what their constituents elected them to do. An effect of tribalism.
@marycwherry6374
@marycwherry6374 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes, living in southeast Florida, I remember the days when our doors front and back were open, the windows were open, and there were no fences or armed school patrols. Our school patrols were from the student body. Brother, have times changed! So sorry students
@SkycometAnimeVamp
@SkycometAnimeVamp Жыл бұрын
You know… when I was in elementary school in the 90s, nobody would have thought twice about leaving a side door unlocked. The problem ISNT THE DOOR 🤦🏻‍♀️
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
I went to high school in Florida (managed to get a decent education through outside study) in classrooms with no air conditioning. The doors had to be open or we would all have passed out from heat exhaustion.
@adamclare33
@adamclare33 Жыл бұрын
In canada for the same time, we had like 8+ doors into the school.. all unlocked. Our biggest problem was a moose getting in the school.
@kellyburket6955
@kellyburket6955 Жыл бұрын
Yes, the good old days when assault rifles were banned!
@kellyburket6955
@kellyburket6955 Жыл бұрын
@@lizardog yes, the library rocks!
@juliemerrill7135
@juliemerrill7135 Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@yao76
@yao76 Жыл бұрын
The national door association will definitely lobby congress against this effort to get more oppressive door reform laws passed.
@johnaiden-yk8vl
@johnaiden-yk8vl Жыл бұрын
The door was locked. The shooter shot through the door.
@victorsantana162
@victorsantana162 Жыл бұрын
The NRA feels so relieved
@MaShcode
@MaShcode Жыл бұрын
The Repugnicons will lobby for solid steel doors with OLED windows because guns are the only intimacy they have left.
@majornelson6676
@majornelson6676 Жыл бұрын
They can fight ABORTION, BUT PROMOTE GUNS TO KILL THEM WITH! WHY FIGHT ABORTION?
@daniellecrevier970
@daniellecrevier970 Жыл бұрын
Stephen and his staff were on fire👍👍👍You hit everything dead on. Great job everyone and thank you for saying what many of us want to say but no audience to say it too. Awesome!!!
@aratosm
@aratosm Жыл бұрын
Are you a clown? He reported that there have been thousands of mas shootings and then said assault weapons are used in all of them. The guy is nothing but a lying turd pushing fascist propaganda.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын
Watch the google censor this comment triggered by the more intrusive ads! GIGO KZbin has become the primary vector of destroying civilization. Congrats to the advertisers!
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын
And p.s. - the shooter got in by shooting out the glass in the FRONT door. I saw the footage.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Жыл бұрын
Yes I noticed that also. So lock doors with windows are not safe at all. But some people are acting like the Gollum when it comes to take away their "Precious" assault weapons
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine Жыл бұрын
@@peacelove2.0.69 Next step after thoughts and prayers" is "No windows in schools".
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Жыл бұрын
@@peacelove2.0.69 what did they stop the shooter with again?
@jenniferkonstant5920
@jenniferkonstant5920 Жыл бұрын
Was just going to comment this.
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-723 what was the shooter using on children again?
@Wedgetail14
@Wedgetail14 Жыл бұрын
Assault weapon bans do work. Look what we did in Australia after the brutal massacre at Port Arthur. It was a terrible event that shocked the nation, so we turned in the guns we didn't need to hunt with (a .303 was all they needed anyhow). We stopped it at 35 dead, not let it snowball into thousands. Sure, there was some incidents, but they were few and far between! Not 130 times in a year. New Zealand did something similar in recent memory, as you know. When I brought this up before here, some ignorant commenter told me we were doing it wrong. That criminalizing guns meant only criminals will have guns! No, no, no. Criminals very rarely have guns, because they either can't get them, or fail the background checks to get one. You are wrong, plain and simple. Security lights and footage stop home invasions just as much, and don't give you blood on your hands afterward. Guns are good for murder. Nothing else!
@russellmiles2861
@russellmiles2861 Жыл бұрын
Australian never banned self loading magazine feed rifles. We have a licence and registration system. Those who have a need for such fire arms: eg, agriculture, vermin clearing can seek a licence for such a fire arm.
@stoopidpursun8140
@stoopidpursun8140 Жыл бұрын
What has happened to the crime rate in Australia? What has happened to the rate of violent crime against women and the elderly? I'll wait.
@russellmiles2861
@russellmiles2861 Жыл бұрын
@@stoopidpursun8140 that is a good question. The incidence of police reports of crimes of violence against women and children has increased. We consider this a public policy success . A few generations ago Police and competent agencies down played such: there was less reporting. We set out to change this. This has been effective. Eg, in the city of Melbourne in the 1970s about 40 women and children were killed by family members. This is now about 15-25 with the cities population doubling. Mind you most of the decline in deaths has been due to advances in medical science. But some due to law reform, better interagency cooperation, support services. One problem is that we actually make little effort to measure violent crimes in society. I assume you'll understand that Police reports are not a good indication of such. Ie, reports can go up so enable violence to be prevented. In the USA there is a Federal law that Govt agencies can not research fire arm violence. If you do nothing else: perhaps change that weird law PS crimes against older persons have always been low. They continue to decline.
@russellmiles2861
@russellmiles2861 Жыл бұрын
@@brian2964 that is a valid observation. Australian had a long and gradual decline of gun violence and violence in general from 1900. It is average compared with most Western countries. Re: firearms we have had licencing and registration from at least 1920s. Unlike the USA we have never allowed just anyone to buy a firearm. Like motor vehicles we have required folk to be licenced. So gun deaths were already declining before we change registration/licencing laws about self loading magazine feed rifles in 1990s. We can still acquire such fire arms if you have a valid licence
@russellmiles2861
@russellmiles2861 Жыл бұрын
@@brian2964 I suspect they don't. I mean we have a culture where universal health insurance, helping homeless a bit, paying some taxes etc. So we also have fire arm registration and such. But if you have a Bugger-U-Jack and feel thousands of nuclear bombs isn't enough. I mean law reform is a bit of the cart before the horse. The Yanks more need a public scheme of free small white confines to any child shot to death. But they're never do that. And we still have folk shooting each other: just not as often
@gladtravis
@gladtravis Жыл бұрын
Stephen didn't even mention a second absurdity of the side door excuse. The shooter didn't just walk in through an unlocked door: the shooter shot up the door to get into the school
@lances8460
@lances8460 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! The footage I saw had the shooter shooting through two (locked/not locked?) doors to enter the building.
@yasuke9317
@yasuke9317 Жыл бұрын
Neither did the geniuses at fux. Never let truth get in the way of propaganda tho.
@travis8850
@travis8850 Жыл бұрын
@@yasuke9317 Nope, like Suzanne Scott said, it's bad for business. Gotta keep these sheep in the right herd.
@Chumpsdookiediaper
@Chumpsdookiediaper Жыл бұрын
They didn't know that at recording
@LiamRoyson
@LiamRoyson Жыл бұрын
@@Chumpsdookiediaper No excuse, bud.
@RobinRT61
@RobinRT61 Жыл бұрын
This man and his writing staff are a gift to us all. They deliver important information in a way that also always the release of laughter. Mr. Colbert’s heart shines through over and over. I am so sad he is given so many opportunities to do his part. I hope we are all refreshed by the laughter and inspired to find our role in addressing the challenges our nation must face.
@aratosm
@aratosm Жыл бұрын
This man and his staff are a cancer. Simple question is, are the people committing the thousands of mass shootings he stated are happening getting the weapons legally? We both know the answer. This cancer of a host is doing nothing but pushing fascist propaganda.
@NoulsPB
@NoulsPB Жыл бұрын
On fire tonight Stevo. Nailing it. Keep it up! Raw, real and cathartic.
@gregmuon
@gregmuon Жыл бұрын
Yeah, my grandfather fought in the Pacific in the 2nd world war too, and he didn't ever need to pose with assault rifles because he new he was a man already. Going to grade school shouldn't be equivalent to fighting in WWII. WTH is wrong with these people?
@pejbartolo2365
@pejbartolo2365 Жыл бұрын
Gun is compensation for fragile psyche
@abrakkehakka1357
@abrakkehakka1357 Жыл бұрын
Kind of a strange opinion (or very dumb) for a gun crazy Republican to use his WWII dad’s argument that you just can’t just do much about it if someone wants to shoot people. I thought their argument was that there need to be more “good people with guns” to stop the bad people with guns. The gun lobby that’s likely legally bribing him must be upset that he didn’t say “My dad who fought in WWII told me that when they got more and better guns… they the good guys did better and better at dealing with those bad guys who wanted to shoot them… Therefore we need to arm our teachers…” But these politicians aren’t there because they are bright and think politicians duty ought to be to govern responsibly, but to implement anarchy in some areas (guns, the economy and business regulations, their religious freedoms) and tyranny in other areas (literature, women’s bodies, others religious freedoms), and to get well payed from the oligarchs for dong their biddings.
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds Жыл бұрын
They fought a war to leave Britian instead of doing it peacefully.
@martavdz4972
@martavdz4972 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! This kind of thing doesn´t even happen in poor or unstable countries. Every normal society knows the difference between preparing kids for the tough life and giving kids PTSD. "Ukrainian school shooting" isn´t a thing, "Bolivian school shooting" isn´t a thing, "Congolese school shooting" isn´t a thing, "Yemenese school shooting" isn´t a thing, but "American school shooting" is.
@ZeroComplaints
@ZeroComplaints Жыл бұрын
"Counterpoint: elementary school is Not supposed to be like WWII" THAT RIGHT THERE
@jenswetter251
@jenswetter251 Жыл бұрын
In your face 🥸
@357CLOUDY
@357CLOUDY Жыл бұрын
Right!
@terrierkeeper
@terrierkeeper Жыл бұрын
Girls are supposed to be girls too.
@jayrob121
@jayrob121 Жыл бұрын
Years from now... "So Grandpa where were you during the war?" "Well my dear boy, it was May 2022(random month and year). My third grade class and I were on our way to the cafeteria. Suddenly we came under heavy fire."
@jasonjordan8149
@jasonjordan8149 Жыл бұрын
Pro gun people want it to seem like ww2. Know why? It means they can justify running around ak47s. It so bad. Now I really do need to carry my two ar15 assault rifles into walmart or anywhere I go for that matter.
@laughingowl7896
@laughingowl7896 Жыл бұрын
"Fewer strangulations by landlines" made me laugh.
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭21‬:‭21‬ ‭NIV‬‬ J
@Bunkerdwarfputin
@Bunkerdwarfputin Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 #ReligionIsPropaganda
@clarktooncrossing3975
@clarktooncrossing3975 Жыл бұрын
Sure, 'a criminal will do whatever they want' can apply to guns, but have these bozos considered the same can be said for those doors they're so sure is the real problem? If a criminal's intent on shooting young, innocent lives, a door won't stop them. I'd imagine it'd be harder without the machine that can shoot through the glass or locks.
@katsong3302
@katsong3302 Жыл бұрын
Yes. one news report said they shot the door lock to enter.
@le2800
@le2800 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 💯
@jazzman1904
@jazzman1904 Жыл бұрын
@Kat Song Folks, the shooter used the rifles' automatic capability to shoot multiple rounds to blow out the doors. It appears Stephen didn't see the video.
@BadgerUKvideo
@BadgerUKvideo Жыл бұрын
@@SatansDonkey666 Well said! I think we need to heavily control who should and should not be allowed to drive a car. You should have to have at last 10 lessons before passing a test (maybe even ,more dependant on the competence of the person). You should need a license that is paid for and that expires after a few years. You should have to prove that you are medically fit. You should have to pay insurance for any damage you could do with that car. Yeah, ok, you could argue that a car has a primary purpose other than killing and that it is integral for some people's daily lives. Fine. I accept that argument but they're too dangerous. We need more car legislature!
@Chaosmancer7
@Chaosmancer7 Жыл бұрын
​@satans donkey I'm sorry to be rude, but are you an idiot? Do you want to know what will stop people from hot wiring a semi, building a bomb, or creating a poison gas grenade? The fact that those things are far harder than swiping your credit card at Wal-Mart to buy an assault rifle and a thousand rounds of hollow point ammo. We make it so easy to get a gun that can kill hundreds, it is insanity. There is no comparison
@cal2780
@cal2780 Жыл бұрын
SIDE DOOR!!??!! SHE SHOT THE GLASS DOOR OPEN!! For f***s sake😠
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella Жыл бұрын
Well there's your problem. Schools should not be allowed glass anythings. Doors, windows, test tubes - make em all of good Old Testament brick. Because anything less would amount to victimising AR15s. It's not their fault they're so well suited to shattering glass. It's the fault of bad, gun- hating glass installers and their shadowy Soros-funded cliques.
@Lorrdd
@Lorrdd Жыл бұрын
It was a side door, that part was accurate. She shot through the glass on a side door and opened it from the inside. Pretty basic actually, breaking glass to unlock doors has been happened since we had both glass and doors.
@LordUnas
@LordUnas Жыл бұрын
Why wasn’t there an armed teacher guarding the door? Why didn’t the entryway have a man-trap installed, to catch the shooter and detain them til the police arrive? I mean, other than the fact that those ideas are insane? No sane society would consider arming school teachers, or blaming the existence of side doors.
@cal2780
@cal2780 Жыл бұрын
@@Lorrdd the fox mouthpiece blamed side doors as the reason for entry. Side, front, back door.... it's a moot point. Imagine what the bullets did to the children!!!!!!
@RikersforTrump
@RikersforTrump Жыл бұрын
They can outlaw Drag Queens, but not Assault weapons, Insane!
@stoopidpursun8140
@stoopidpursun8140 Жыл бұрын
Damn those republicans, saying that ugly men in lingerie aren't allowed to show their gaping buttholes to kids anymore! On a related note, why are you so determined to have ugly men in lingerie show their gaping buttholes to kids?
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 Жыл бұрын
Guns are in the Bible, Drag Queens are not.
@elisanderson5755
@elisanderson5755 Жыл бұрын
It’s not illegal to be a drag Queen. And banning assault rifles are not gonna stop people from getting assault rifles
@Sleeping_Insomiac
@Sleeping_Insomiac Жыл бұрын
​@@brian2964 Is your "defense rifle" an assault rifle just without the full auto setting? Then no, you shouldn't be allowed to have it.
@rehaanphansalkar4187
@rehaanphansalkar4187 Жыл бұрын
@@brian2964 Assault weapons are guns with a certain range and efficiency, not guns purchased to assault people.
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 Жыл бұрын
America's door problem is out of control 😢
@sandraspruill4831
@sandraspruill4831 Жыл бұрын
I live abroad and the very moment people find out where I'm from it's like, the very first thing they say!!! "Oh EVERYONE GOTS SHOT in YOUR country?!?! It's too scary I wouldn't go there! Weird country......everyone kills everyone. " :( So sad that's what people think. 😔 But worse because irt's true.......
@freya8133
@freya8133 Жыл бұрын
It's become EXTREMELY embarrassing to be an American 🤦‍♀️
@theresehopkins1581
@theresehopkins1581 Жыл бұрын
As usual, Stephen puts it all in perspective!!!! ❤ Thank you Sir!!!
@maraplantrees4543
@maraplantrees4543 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t it interesting that We have to practically get undressed to get on the plane to ensure that there are no weapons or bombs. Since we’ve had these laws, the number of terrorist attacks on planes has dropped drastically. If we can have those laws, we can ban assault weapons.
@Tony-il8ly
@Tony-il8ly Жыл бұрын
Republicans would never allow a gun ban, unless we give some compromise. Maybe we make a law where trans people can't own guns. Both sides would be happy with that.
@brettb4452
@brettb4452 Жыл бұрын
No such thing as assault weapons. If you mean automatic rifles, we'll guess what, those have been essentially banned for a really long time. When will people start knowing this? Stop listening to the media.
@SimSimi.ツ
@SimSimi.ツ Жыл бұрын
It won't ban shit, you want to ban guns to bring dictators to power and facilitate muslim terrorists in America.
@SimSimi.ツ
@SimSimi.ツ Жыл бұрын
you cretins didn't take away our firearms.
@TheLexieWilson
@TheLexieWilson Жыл бұрын
THIS RIGHT HERE!
@berulan8463
@berulan8463 Жыл бұрын
"I didn't do it, they did." Words of a really great man.
@kansaswildfan7106
@kansaswildfan7106 Жыл бұрын
The "side door" argument is particularly ironic when one views the security cam footage that shows the shooter blasted through the glass doors at the front of the school.
@heidigone
@heidigone Жыл бұрын
Sending kids to school in the USA is like forcing them to play Russian roulette!
@sofiakatelyn
@sofiakatelyn Жыл бұрын
Just another way Republicans Russianize the US!
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Жыл бұрын
Except even in Russian Roulette the gun only has one bullet,so better odds of surviving than attending a school in the United States.
@tonis5140
@tonis5140 Жыл бұрын
Another reason I don't have children
@CritStanley
@CritStanley Жыл бұрын
Yep. 1 bullet and like 100 empty slots. But by god will the republicans do everything they can to ADD bullets because it'll be "safer". :(
@VampyRagDoll
@VampyRagDoll Жыл бұрын
@@tonis5140 so sad
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew Жыл бұрын
2:15 "It's a horrible, horrible situation, and we're not gonna fix it". Translation: "The prospect of losing our gun-lobby donations is a horrible, horrible situation, so we're not gonna fix it".
@sjbock
@sjbock Жыл бұрын
And they are afraid if they support legislation outlawing assault rifles, the gun lobby will fund a pro gun candidate to run against them in the next election and they will lose their cushy do nothing job.
@stevechance150
@stevechance150 Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's the donations. I think the gun lobby has a threat that, "If you vote against our products, we will pour unlimited money into whoever runs against you".
@katsong3302
@katsong3302 Жыл бұрын
He also said his child is home schooled so not his problem.
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын
The untranslated quote, exactly as he said it, is far worse. Him saying "It's a horrible, horrible situation, and we're not gonna fix it" is literally him saying that they don't CARE enough to even ATTEMPT to fix it. It's not a fact that was hidden, but it is kind of nice to see them come right out and finally admit it.
@lulucolby8882
@lulucolby8882 Жыл бұрын
One of The Late Show’s best openings. 💯👍
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful segment mr Collbert just fabulous!!!I had a bad day at work yesterday you always make me feel better and laugh especially about the reality of the crazy news
@Adyen11234
@Adyen11234 Жыл бұрын
Fox: We need to get rid of side doors! *gets rid of side doors* Fox: We need to get rid of windows! *gets rid of windows* Fox: We need to get rid of school! Now there won't be school shootings! Everyone: What about guns? Fox: SHHHHHH.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, right-wingers *do* want to eliminate public schools
@bookfound
@bookfound Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, they have wanted to get rid of schools from the start.
@dianeharris3414
@dianeharris3414 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@stonedhambone8203
@stonedhambone8203 Жыл бұрын
Msnbc we need to leave people behind in Afghanistan
@jeanpierreviergever1417
@jeanpierreviergever1417 Жыл бұрын
Fox clearly also wants to get rid of children. Such a nuisance.
@CharlesGriswold
@CharlesGriswold Жыл бұрын
Tim Burchett didn't say that the problem of mass shootings _can't_ be fixed, he said that the Republicans _won't_ fix it. That's the most honest answer a Republican has ever given when asked about mass shootings.
@lananiella
@lananiella Жыл бұрын
He also said there's not a lot you can do if someone wants to take you out. Ok, then why do you all trumpers have to own guns then if they are useless according to what you just said? So the big message here from the trump cult is: "We can't stop shooters unless we ban .... ...side doors." Ya gotta admit, for all their faults, you certainly get your money's worth when you buy a republican congressperson. Especially if you're the NRA. But then again I think republicans give them a discount for buying all of them. Like a bundle, you know?
@CheeseSqueezer
@CheeseSqueezer Жыл бұрын
How do you get italics on youtube
@battosaijenkins946
@battosaijenkins946 Жыл бұрын
hahahaha @ 7:51 "... alright, lets move on..." - LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 Жыл бұрын
@@CheeseSqueezer Open up 'word pad' on the side, type, change the font, then copy and paste to yt comments. Same thing with Bold...
@christopherkarr1872
@christopherkarr1872 Жыл бұрын
@@CheeseSqueezer *very carefully*
@resistdisinformation9931
@resistdisinformation9931 Жыл бұрын
Every time I see the goings-on at Fox News, it is as if I have been taken on a study trip of some kind to see an example of what occurs when the patients take over the insane asylum.
@timmyinthewell1
@timmyinthewell1 Жыл бұрын
America was always great. Why do you hate America?
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
@@wadekaplan9379 How sad for you. Grow some self-esteem so you won't have to identify yourself by the fame of others.
@JOE-DAN
@JOE-DAN Жыл бұрын
You mean they let you watch tv in the asylum ? Ya know what’s insane ? Joe Biden talking about ice cream at a press conference for the victims of the latest deranged leftist.
@julianwaugh8221
@julianwaugh8221 Жыл бұрын
The latest shooting .the murderer had legally bought eight guns despite being under the watch of mental professionals. So the background checks have clearly not worked it is not enough .however removing guns would logically diminish gun deaths drastically
@Red-yz6fl
@Red-yz6fl Жыл бұрын
@@julianwaugh8221 You have come up with some law that will remove all guns from the entire planet and prevent any new ones from being made? Please explain.
@debbeleigh1930
@debbeleigh1930 Жыл бұрын
I love how Stephen always brings this issue up! ❤
@howardzdenek98
@howardzdenek98 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Fox news would react if this happened at their office and took out some big names? Would they complain about a door?
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure Fox News has Blackwater or other private military dudes guarding their buildings.
@Aw-ns1qx
@Aw-ns1qx Жыл бұрын
Yikes. They'd find some bs way to make it whatever way keep the idiots watching and making them money. They'd probably act like it was NBD Tucker, Hannity etc. Had veen murdered & make some bs claim that they'd never want our 2nd amendment imposed upon. They know no low.
@itsoktobehappy461
@itsoktobehappy461 Жыл бұрын
The shooter would have been put down by multiple gun carrying citizens
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 Жыл бұрын
@@itsoktobehappy461 Bartiromo would have been drunk, Tucker would be hiding in a closet with Kilmeade, Hannity would have quickly nipped up to the Executive level for a chat with Rupert. Ingraham? Maybe Ingraham ...
@pejbartolo2365
@pejbartolo2365 Жыл бұрын
@Andrew Norton That is the least possible scenario Harvard studied the so called good guys with guns stops bad guys with guns and statistically, it is onlyb1 percent.. Your chances of being shot by cops while trying to shoot the bad guy is higher..
@care2think611
@care2think611 Жыл бұрын
Loved the "catch and kill" joke with artwork, and just how often the Colbert Show will pull a laugh out of you and ethically educate at the same time. National Treasure.
@neogenmatrix6162
@neogenmatrix6162 Жыл бұрын
The side door of the school was locked and the shooter shot the lock.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
She shot out the windows in the door
@llwessel
@llwessel Жыл бұрын
Thank you, for being so brave to speak out against this insanity.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын
*YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE ON OUR SIDE DOORS* here in Europe - beaded curtains to keep the flies out The same as the OPEN front doors with no security, no MAGS, just a beaded curtain
@martavdz4972
@martavdz4972 Жыл бұрын
Depends on the country. My country´s too cold to just have beaded curtains 🙂 And it depends on the region, even within the same country. I lock my front door, my cousin doesn´t.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын
@@martavdz4972 - OH well that makes all the dead children OK then I guess.
@irtwiaos
@irtwiaos Жыл бұрын
Lol, no side doors means the shooter can kill more as people funnel to the kill zone.
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 Жыл бұрын
I graduated from high school in 1970 and the biggest problems we had in school then were girls' skirts being considered too short (we had to wear either skirts or dresses), and boys' hair being too long and their shirt tails being tucked in. Edit: And, in elementary school, our biggest problem was wondering if any parents would donate fans for the classrooms as our schools weren't airconditioned and we were in the deep south. We did have evacuation drills during the Cuban Missile Crisis however while I was in elementary school but most of us had no concept of what it meant to our lives nor did we ever experience fear and terror of an invasion of our school or the loss of a classmate or teacher to gun violence.
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 Жыл бұрын
@@grandmaida7819 I wouldn’t call them good except that gun violence was basically not a concern for kids. It was a time before the NRA linked up with gun manufacturers and became the main campaign mega donors of the Republican Party.
@JKGuitarPro
@JKGuitarPro Жыл бұрын
@@rhondah1587 NRA was founded in 1871. People had easy access to firearms in the 70s, yet no issue with mass shootings. Clearly its a gun issue and not mental health, right? Nice try, but do better please.
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 Жыл бұрын
@@JKGuitarPro Sorry but Assault style guns were NOT on the market for public consumption until AFTER the NRA got into bed with the gun manufacturers. That style gun was ONLY used in the Viet Nam war by military personnel until AFTER the war was ended. Not one civilian was clamoring for such a gun until gun manufacturers started advertising it and NRA backing them. Gun violence by mass shootings BEGAN in earnest AFTER the sale of such guns came onto the market. You seem very uninformed.
@JKGuitarPro
@JKGuitarPro Жыл бұрын
@@rhondah1587 sorry but literally everything you just said is all wrong. I can’t even begin to fathom where any of that came from. Did you just make all that up off the top of your head? Quite an imagination you have. Again, you’ll have to do better and get informed.
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 Жыл бұрын
@@JKGuitarPro Your uninformed opinion is just that. I'm 70 years old and I was a member of the NRA until 1969. I know what I speak of. You don't. You literally have no valid information on the subject.
@louannwaters6691
@louannwaters6691 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen. Great monologue, as always!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
I'd give it about 2 weeks before some GOP candidate wrote a bill to combine the food tube and the waste tube.
@juresichj
@juresichj Жыл бұрын
They would get rid of the food tube, because then there would be less (no) waste. Don't want to waste any tax dollars feeding children, after all. Those kids need to work if they want to eat!
@rj3603
@rj3603 Жыл бұрын
😮😅9😮😮😮999😮9
@Nightwatchman53
@Nightwatchman53 Жыл бұрын
And put it on you tube..
@theonlythingihavetosayis9333
@theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Жыл бұрын
​@@juresichj yea. It's especially sad considering that 40% of all food production in the US gets thrown away just to maintain market prices
@nik-ev3eh
@nik-ev3eh Жыл бұрын
Nope,the GOP are all in Newfoundland visiting the Dildo general store.......yep that works,thanks Steven.
@maxvosper9420
@maxvosper9420 Жыл бұрын
The shooter literally shot the glass out of the "side door" there is footage
@NOCALGooN916
@NOCALGooN916 Жыл бұрын
Exactly ...they said lock the side door when the shooter clearly shot thru it because it was locked. I guess it would make them feel better if the shooter came thru the front and murdered ppl smh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤔
@brandiebishop8473
@brandiebishop8473 Жыл бұрын
I’m in Nashville, they indeed shot the glass out with an assault rifle
@gargwinvinesnake6961
@gargwinvinesnake6961 Жыл бұрын
Then there needs to be a window reform! /s
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Жыл бұрын
@@NOCALGooN916 It would be more polite to enter through the front.
@NOCALGooN916
@NOCALGooN916 Жыл бұрын
@@jackharrison7613 apparently
@rubenreynaga1572
@rubenreynaga1572 Жыл бұрын
Hello, I’m a Republican lawmaker, and while I’m heartbroken over Monday’s horrific elementary school shooting in Nashville, I’d appreciate it if people would stop asking me to do something to prevent such tragedies from happening again. I’m a busy person, and there are many important issues I and my colleagues are addressing in our quest to make the world a safe place for children. For example, books. They are often bad. Lawmakers like myself at the local, state and federal level are doing everything we can to make sure dangerous books don’t wind up in the hands of children. Rep. Burchett suggested, we can’t possibly stop school shootings. Rep. Burchett suggested, we can’t possibly stop school shootings. If you are a parent you can well sleep at night because have this guy watching over your children never to be hurt by a book by a gun yes but not a book.
@crazycrittergirl7672
@crazycrittergirl7672 Жыл бұрын
That was brilliant and I'm afraid it's going to r/wooooosh right over a lot of people's heads.
@BrentHollett
@BrentHollett Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you have a high powered rifle, a door lock isn't exactly going to be an impediment...
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
And it wasn't!
@theonlythingihavetosayis9333
@theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Жыл бұрын
It actually is. A locked door with a firearm is a pretty big impediment and gives people a lot more time to react
@Kyle_P
@Kyle_P Жыл бұрын
Big TV and movie myth. You need a breaching shotgun to properly blow through a lock. Bullets alone really won’t magically open a door lock. You need to stop and think about what the design of a lock is, and how much damage a bullet can really cause. Their wounds are piercing, not explosive and destructive.
@toyuniverses
@toyuniverses Жыл бұрын
@@theonlythingihavetosayis9333 There is a CCTV video from the school showing the shooter using her gun to blast through the locked door at the school.
@radiationking9398
@radiationking9398 Жыл бұрын
​@@theonlythingihavetosayis9333Didn't this shooter get in the school by shooting the door?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
Hannity: "I'm just gonna pull in some of this rope before you hang your..." Donnie: "It's ok, I brought some from home... Yrrrcht!"
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Жыл бұрын
We can only wish!!
@charlesking5328
@charlesking5328 Жыл бұрын
A "stable genius" having a unstable day again !
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын
You would think that a shill like Hannity would steer the Tiny Tot away from self-incriminating statements, but he doesn't... and always looks surprised when trump admits to another crime.
@Suzaku4489
@Suzaku4489 Жыл бұрын
"Give me that rope. I have the right to that rope. This rope is excellent, let me tell you. 'The best rope ever' some people say. And I can tie knots. The greatest knots you've ever seen. Men that have never cried come up to me with tears in their eyes begging me to tie knots for their ropes. I tie the best knots. Nobody could possibly escape the noose I make for them. I've seen them try and they just can't get away from my knots."
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
​@@Suzaku4489 That was totally unrealistic. Men with tears in their eyes always call him 'Sir'.
@dm-do7qz
@dm-do7qz Жыл бұрын
Sick place in so many ways. Here in Japan we had 5 dead from guns (one being a corrupt former PM killed with a home-made gun). That is in a population of 125 million. And, yes, hunters can get guns. My neighbor has two guns to hunt wild boar. But we can't have guns of war and we can't have handguns. And hunters and sportsmen must go through strict background checks including mental health checks. Sanity is not all that hard as a policy. We also have national health, btw.
@martavdz4972
@martavdz4972 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, similar here in Czechia, Europe. We´re allowed to carry handguns after passing tests, and we´re much less respectful and disciplined than you Japanese, but we´ve still only had 2 mass shootings in the last 50 years. Ban on assault weapons and psychological tests are the key 🙂
@MaShcode
@MaShcode Жыл бұрын
In the US guns are a billion dollar industry that supports gun rights candidates in conservative districts. Nothing will change until a mass shooting occurs at a posh Washington DC boarding school and even then they’ll do as little as possible. Money talks.
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
It amazes me that our politicians cannot see the problem with clarity of someone from a truly civilized culture. The whole glorification of the cowboy and his six guns has come back to bite the U.S. in the butt.
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 Жыл бұрын
I understand there are restrictions on ammunition, as well.
@slynthehedgehog8061
@slynthehedgehog8061 Жыл бұрын
More or less the same in France.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny Жыл бұрын
Once someone has an assault rifle, it wouldn't be hard to shoot the locks off of a side door even if it were locked. What a silly argument.
@Stella14u
@Stella14u Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't matter if they had a steel bank vault door, they're a little harder through to shoot than glass windows
@mycat2230
@mycat2230 Жыл бұрын
Not doing anything is a dereliction of duty. True that!
@popcolgate9490
@popcolgate9490 Жыл бұрын
It's really a simple math, less gun less shooting. It works around the world.
@veryberry39
@veryberry39 Жыл бұрын
Unless propaganda has been fused into your DNA like every 2nd Amendment defender in this country.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын
@JZ's BFF But I is be good at maths. 2 + 2 = Fish. See? Nailed it!
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын
"It's really a simple math, less gun less shooting" - Unfortunately, Republicans have convinced their supporters that two and two is five.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
​@@kingjamos2422 And 1 loaf + Jesus = many loaves. I think being raised a fundamentalist Christian stunts the development of critical thinking. It's tragic to witness.
@dfr6663
@dfr6663 Жыл бұрын
​@JZ's BFF Yes, that was her point....
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ Жыл бұрын
I'm so heartbroken to learn that side doors are disproportionately committing the most violent crimes in our country.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they are acting out because they just aren't getting enough attention. I bet their home life involves an intimidating front door that is always 'out there' and gets all the physical conntact, while the side door is neglected.
@moonhunter9993
@moonhunter9993 Жыл бұрын
no. side doors really are "trans"-sitional front doors... that's what makes them 3vil...
@kathleenrobertpogue6818
@kathleenrobertpogue6818 Жыл бұрын
I heart broken to learn guns are out here killing people. Ive got over 2 dozen guns. Mine have never killed anyone. Guess I raised mine right.
@notsure3122
@notsure3122 Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenrobertpogue6818 you've been reported
@erichancock6815
@erichancock6815 Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenrobertpogue6818 by your logic, nuclear weapons don't harm anyone on their own either so why bother regulating them? NUKES FOR EVERYBODY!
@edwardrolenc7012
@edwardrolenc7012 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Colbert was on a fantastic roll! Loved it!
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit Жыл бұрын
I like how they were yelling "Lock the doors! Period!" But uh.. the doors were locked.. The shooter used automatic rifles to shoot through the glass. I guess the solution here is to also removed the windows as well as the doors.
@leec6707
@leec6707 Жыл бұрын
Lots of US citizens seems so dumb and loud. The ones with brains are shouted down by the ignorant.
@susanrosi7023
@susanrosi7023 Жыл бұрын
God Bless and Protect Stephen and his inspired staff.
@damrielkaari3718
@damrielkaari3718 Жыл бұрын
"Close and lock the side door." I wanna bet there's some fire and safety laws against locking a door like that.
@mwcviolin56
@mwcviolin56 Жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah 😎 Thank you Stephen Colbert!
@leewood729
@leewood729 Жыл бұрын
"Guns aren't the problem; people are the problem..." "Then why are we letting the problem have guns?"
@aycc-nbh7289
@aycc-nbh7289 Жыл бұрын
Because more of the problem could come with its own guns issued by its own sovereign and terrorize the problem without guns.
@ventroxii561
@ventroxii561 Жыл бұрын
Because those “people” have violent tendencies. Even if you get rid of guns, you’re gonna have stabbings
@jasonjordan8149
@jasonjordan8149 Жыл бұрын
@@mylittlefriend1147 orrrrr..... violent rhetoric combined with irrational paranoia people armed with guns. Unless you think a skirt can kill 50 people from 40 feet away.
@powerthroughfocus
@powerthroughfocus Жыл бұрын
Because the genie is already out of the bottle and no one can put it back in. Bad guys already have guns and won’t give them back. We need more good guys with guns.
@jasonjordan8149
@jasonjordan8149 Жыл бұрын
@Oh Kev yes. Nra pointless talking buzzwords.
@Dobuan75
@Dobuan75 Жыл бұрын
Damn those side doors! We just need a good front door to counteract those bad side doors.
@dragondan244
@dragondan244 Жыл бұрын
No we need more side doors to protect ourselves from bad side doors!
@TheAccidentalViking
@TheAccidentalViking Жыл бұрын
The only solution to a bad side door is a good side door with a gun. Arm the doors.
@Synathidy
@Synathidy Жыл бұрын
Also back doors must be considered. We may even want to think about the dangers of room doors within the school, and elevator doors if any schools have those. We must consider every door suspect... apparently. Also beware the music of the band The Doors, which is catchy and entrancing.
@TheAccidentalViking
@TheAccidentalViking Жыл бұрын
@@Synathidy I thought we weren't allowed to talk about back doors in schools with kids.
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Жыл бұрын
or just paint a pretend door, like Wile E. Coyote.
@stephenwedderburn9307
@stephenwedderburn9307 Жыл бұрын
"Many a true word is spoken in jest" as always spoken from Colbert 👏👏👏👏👏
@g2bk
@g2bk Жыл бұрын
Stephen and writers are 🔥🔥🔥
@Deborah-ur7pe
@Deborah-ur7pe Жыл бұрын
God bless Stephen Colbert
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Жыл бұрын
Something is terribly wrong when the main argument to buy a gun is to defend yourself against other people who own a gun.
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Жыл бұрын
Not necessarily if someone broke in my house with a knife I’m not going to grab a knife too it should be unfair
@MrFancyFingers
@MrFancyFingers Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-723 Do people break into your house often?
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 Жыл бұрын
@@MrFancyFingers so because they don’t means I shouldn’t have the right to defend myself? Do you feel the minorities in communities that are affected by home invasion shouldn’t be allowed to defend themselves?
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын
@@MrFancyFingers Tony’s been trolling this thread pretty hard tonight
@evanb.529
@evanb.529 Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-723 if that's your point, you should have no objection to an assault weapons ban, correct? You certainly don't need an assault weapon to defend yourself
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын
❤Thank You Stephen C. Bring back the assault weapons ban!
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Жыл бұрын
Yes and it's a must. For the love 💙 of innocent people, ban the assault weapons
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын
@@peacelove2.0.69 ☺️💙
@MechaJoezilla
@MechaJoezilla Жыл бұрын
Because criminals will follow the laws!
@MrMarkOlson
@MrMarkOlson Жыл бұрын
@@MechaJoezilla The old assault weapons ban PROVED it reduced the number of mass murder incidents.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Жыл бұрын
@@kateuhler7803 and what angers me the most is that if it doesn't really change it's mainly because many politicians receive millions in their pockets to prevent the laws from changing. The money is chosen at the expense of saving thousands of human lives a year for completely innocent people who did not seek to die
@grogery1570
@grogery1570 Жыл бұрын
I am an Australian who married an American. My son used to love visiting all his American cousins, until they grew up. Then he started getting the gun control doesn't work, socialized medicine doesn't work messages. Having no idea what an "active shooter drill" was or that there were people who didn't have health insurance and just getting the "it just doesn't work" mantra when he lives in a place where it does he just stopped talking to them. Statistically, America can expect another mass shooting tomorrow. It probably won't be reported just like the people who die because they couldn't afford health insurance won't make the news. What will be reported is that another tax cut for the wealthy is needed to save the economy, that always matters.
@Uriah625
@Uriah625 Жыл бұрын
It’s weird to watch Crocodile Dundee 2 now and think, “Dundee wouldn’t have that gun now”.
@feminist5641
@feminist5641 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for expressing the same exasperated disgust and frustration that the rest of us in this country are feeling.
@aetonshirdlu
@aetonshirdlu Жыл бұрын
SC is a white male European Caucasian imperialist colonizer.
@djbxandsbr451
@djbxandsbr451 Жыл бұрын
Just let it sink in. 130 MASS SHOOTING in 80+ days... So glad I no longer live there.
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Жыл бұрын
Same. 🇪🇺
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 Жыл бұрын
Bye Felicia 👋
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Жыл бұрын
@@d.b.1176 No, an American in Paris. 😄
@aycc-nbh7289
@aycc-nbh7289 Жыл бұрын
You are aware there are 10 European countries with more mass shootings per capita than the U.S., no?
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
@@d.b.1176 You have a lovely first name, Felicia, but be aware it's kind of an internet insult. Hey, at least you aren't called Karen, right?
@brendanfriesen269
@brendanfriesen269 Жыл бұрын
"Not doing anything about this is an obvious dereliction of our collective humanity...WOO!" That one dude was feeling it and I am Dead LMAO @1:00
@jenniferkonstant5920
@jenniferkonstant5920 Жыл бұрын
I know. That was awesome.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын
Doing NOTHING about something important while at the same time fretting over something totally inappropriate - that is the definition of the GOP ruled House of Representatives. SMH
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Жыл бұрын
​@@oldrrocr Whatever it takes for money and attention, the principles aren't important.
@taylordiamond
@taylordiamond Жыл бұрын
Someone should tell Fox and friends that limiting escape routes makes it easier for the bad people to do their thing.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
These people never understood the term "fire hazard"
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын
It’s an excuse for them to use, while ignoring the real problems…. The producers have meetings before each show on how to spin away from the real cause and use a substitute reason…. It’s fabricated same way they did with promoting the election lies!!!
@leifanderson3487
@leifanderson3487 Жыл бұрын
This exact thing was bought up a year or two ago. Some idiot on fox unironically proposed there only be one way in and one way out. Even without fire hazards, it's next level stupid. "Alright kids, the only way out of the building is through that door where the shooter is at. On the count of 3, we all run for the door. 1... 2..."
@Jaq365
@Jaq365 Жыл бұрын
And more difficult for the police to enter the building.
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 Жыл бұрын
In the Army we called it a Kill Zone.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
Even Donnie's ardent supporters get tired of hearing him talk... imagine the pain of being his cellmate!
@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 Жыл бұрын
Gym Jordan will administer the cavity search Mr Trump 😮
@dannmarceau
@dannmarceau Жыл бұрын
His cellmate will tell him to "shut up and squeal!"🐖
@marksimons8861
@marksimons8861 Жыл бұрын
Torture is not permitted in US prisons, is it?
@samdowner1792
@samdowner1792 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being your mother..she failed
@MrFancyFingers
@MrFancyFingers Жыл бұрын
@@samdowner1792 I would roast you, but in my state, you’re not allowed to burn garbage.
@stan4now
@stan4now Жыл бұрын
God Bless You Stephen! This was the best ever! Keep nailing MAGA Republicans.
@JGold-cu5mo
@JGold-cu5mo Жыл бұрын
In the great game of rifle vs door, rifle beats door and of course who can forget, rifle shoots through door and wall.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
And let's lock the frightened victims in, with no escape route 🙄
@xwingrox
@xwingrox Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else miss the piano trill when Colbert puts away his invisible prop? 😢
@franksmith7247
@franksmith7247 Жыл бұрын
👍
@fjt3149
@fjt3149 Жыл бұрын
On fire tonight! News stations should be this obvious in explaining all oh this sh#t.
@RanekVorax
@RanekVorax Жыл бұрын
You shouldn't need security at a school to begin with. I was 9years + in school (mandatory 9 years plus further education) and NO school needed security.
@whatsupinspace854
@whatsupinspace854 Жыл бұрын
When asked about the safety of his daughter in school Tennessee Representative Tim Burchett's response was "my daughter's home schooled". That's not even a "Let them eat cake" argument, it's a "I don't care if they don't have bread - I eat cake every day"
@lizardog
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
Same as it ever was.
@monicabeaston4996
@monicabeaston4996 Жыл бұрын
WOW. Did not know that. Thanks. Hopefully, his daughter doesn't go to church, a temple, a synagogue, a movie theater, a country music concert, a grocery store, a big box store, a shopping mall, a pop concert, a military base, a university/ college, post office, a workplace or even her own home.
@Cup_of_tea424
@Cup_of_tea424 Жыл бұрын
wow... the audacity can't get any more clear... wow how do people look at this person and say "he deserves his money and power"
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh Жыл бұрын
Wow, that is unbelievable - such contempt for other people. My daughter is fine, so whatever.... SMH...🤔
@wrongturnVfor
@wrongturnVfor Жыл бұрын
That is what the Let them eat cake argument is. She was so used to eating cake everyday, she could not understand why everyone else wouldt just buy cake. Completely disconnected from reality that they cannot afford bread
@luvmyrecords
@luvmyrecords Жыл бұрын
According to the report I heard on WCBS radio, the side door WAS locked. The shooter shot the lock open.
@ManMountainMetals
@ManMountainMetals Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 👍
@ManMountainMetals
@ManMountainMetals Жыл бұрын
Well, shot the glass out. Shot the lock to, but when the glass broke, there wasn't much door left.
@stevechance150
@stevechance150 Жыл бұрын
Do they have side doors in the schools in France, or England, or Australia, or New Zealand, or Japan, or Norway, or...
@vapx0075
@vapx0075 Жыл бұрын
@@stevechance150 We don't call them side doors in Australia, we call them Fire Exits.
@vapx0075
@vapx0075 Жыл бұрын
@@stevechance150 So every time the US says they need to brick up their side doors, they're talking about bricking up the exits the childreen need to go through if there is a bomb threat or a fire.
@marilynthomson9564
@marilynthomson9564 Жыл бұрын
This was great! You were so on target!
@daniellebelisle2446
@daniellebelisle2446 Жыл бұрын
4:20-4:55 is just incredible. The absurdity, anger, rage, and disgust is so expertly delivered.
@emjayay
@emjayay Жыл бұрын
Schools need multiple exits for safety. They have to be able to be opened from the inside with a push on the bar. Even if locked from the outside a student could let someone in. Some schools have multiple smaller buildings with two or more doors each. I guess each school should pay hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for all day door guards so people can buy ARs any time they want.
@Leopoldshark
@Leopoldshark Жыл бұрын
That's called job creation in some circles
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 Жыл бұрын
Problem is, those guns made for war have had 20 years to be mass produced and circulated. The US has 80% of the world's gunz and only 5% of the world's population and 97% of mass shootings
@steve.lichtenwald
@steve.lichtenwald Жыл бұрын
Those are some insane stats.
@sofiakatelyn
@sofiakatelyn Жыл бұрын
Problem is they're legal for citizens to acquire and that's something only seen in third world countries
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 Жыл бұрын
*It's estimated that America has around 46% of all the guns worldwide.* Deaths from gun violence are 8Xgreater than in Canada and 23X greater than Australia. I don't know the %age of mass shootings but America is a world leader on that score. Maybe it's time to lose the exceptionalism and learn from other countries. At least we live in safety.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 Жыл бұрын
The buy back programs work. Using the « there are tons of guns in circulation » is no reason to not ban guns. You can restrict sale of ammo for one, you can licence everyone, make it law to have a gun safe, clamp down on both licencing and sale of guns etc etc and over time there will be less gun access.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 Жыл бұрын
@@sheilaboston7051 the US has more shootings and mass shootings than the rest of the world combined.
@psicologiajoseh
@psicologiajoseh Жыл бұрын
Speechless. These republicans politicians are disgusting.
@miguelurdaci7884
@miguelurdaci7884 Жыл бұрын
Quite a lot of Americans like disgusting
@DavidStowers-o7k
@DavidStowers-o7k Жыл бұрын
That's nothing new.
@PaleImperator
@PaleImperator Жыл бұрын
"I just can't see you doing this thing that is illegal and stupid." "I am definitely allowed to do the stupid illegal thing." "I mean, I just don't see you doing it 'cause it's stupid and illegal." "I not only can, I would!" "Ok, well, um..." It says something when the ref has to stop the fight while you're shadow-boxing.
@semperfi7372
@semperfi7372 Жыл бұрын
that monologue was top notch, great work
@dustinhenderson8324
@dustinhenderson8324 Жыл бұрын
But it shows her blowing through the SHUT damn door with the assault rifle. Locked or not these types of guns shred these doors to pieces.
@stickinug
@stickinug Жыл бұрын
You have some wonderful viewers here. I spent way too long reading the comments, and I am so happy to have not seen a single transphobic one out of the probably 200 I read. Everyone is focused on the actual problem rather than scapegoating an entire community of people. It really shows the stark difference between the two main groups of citizens in the US. One side is about keeping people safe, while the other is about harming people. Sending love to the ones who want to see peace and safety. Hug your kids tight and tell them you love them.
@guillermoperez-ge7mc
@guillermoperez-ge7mc Жыл бұрын
Guns don't kill people--DOORS kill people.
@karllieck9064
@karllieck9064 Жыл бұрын
The idiocy is so ripe in this kindergarden country. Smh.
@virginiacooper1929
@virginiacooper1929 Жыл бұрын
She shot through the door to get in you idiot
@shaungreene751
@shaungreene751 Жыл бұрын
deranged Christian hating trans terrorist kill people and children
@pauldacus4590
@pauldacus4590 Жыл бұрын
Umm.. why was the Side Door Problem not addressed? The side door WAS LOCKED! She shot out the glass! And YES, she used a GUN to shoot out the glass.
@jensue3034
@jensue3034 Жыл бұрын
Clearly we just need to build bulletproof schools from now on.🙄
@bryonkidder6199
@bryonkidder6199 Жыл бұрын
Republicans don't let reality get in the way of their arguments...lol
@MICHAEL-vy3ch
@MICHAEL-vy3ch Жыл бұрын
You mean, HE used a gun to shoot out the glass. We must use our proper pronouns.
@bryonkidder6199
@bryonkidder6199 Жыл бұрын
@@MICHAEL-vy3ch what are you the Political Correct Police or just another asshole?...lolupos That crap might be important to you but the "proper pronoun" would be "she"...btw To act like one trans person committed a crime, so all trans people are criminals is quite rich because by those standards all white boys should in jail because of all the crimes other white boys committed...wtf?
@j.vandenberg3323
@j.vandenberg3323 Жыл бұрын
"make America, Buy America" Every single one of his MAGA hats, "Made in China"
@soullychaya6435
@soullychaya6435 Жыл бұрын
Best monologue!!!
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