[FF4M] I Think He's Kinda Cute, Can We Keep Him? (Ft.

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[@WonderfulWaifuASMR]

Thank you for having me 🙏🙏🙏🙏 this was so much fun!!

[@swookergd]

That was very epic. GG

[@EternaGlow]

"YOU! What are you?" *smiles* "I... am Optimus Prime!"

[@awesome_by_default]

We're a race of robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

[@simpshangout1393]

i... i am joe

[@merica6899]

@@simpshangout1393 jo mama

[@retaanderson5178]

Noooo your Master Chief

[@melldoesva]

"It's so bizarre" Damn, I'm sorry for being ugly

[@edo_max4886]

Plot twist : We’re a Viltrumite sent to destroy the planet

[@cieranashbridge351]

You have said too much

[@AgitoFang666]

I will help however i can

[@yaboikam4549]

*Tom Tom intensifies*

[@freddilbert2096]

Before Conquering the planet we need to pretend to be a hero and start a family and since our race is dying more than one wife is ideal.

[@idioticmerc1512]

This world isn't yours to conquer

[@Strife49c]

"Oh man this is the second planet I crashed on in 3 days, man I really should've took more piloting lessons in the academy."

[@joshgale5977]

"I knew I should've ejected when I already had the chance"

[@watermelonman7957]

EJECTED i would have crashed into the academy first chance i got they wouldn't let me take my watermelon dog into class

[@hivas2crazee]

@@watermelonman7957 LMAO

[@brainydragonva]

Her: "These other humans that are coming, are they peaceful?" Me: *Flashbacks to humans accidentally wiping out entire species because we wanted to use the land they were occupying or introduced invasive species* "Uhhhhhhh, define 'peaceful.'"

[@Avetho]

Me: *Flashbacks to the Insurrection, ONI, Smart AIs and the SPARTAN Program* "Heh... hehe... uh, yeah, they should be, now that we've made peace with the Covenant Races, wiped out the Flood and we recently drafted the Halo Accords with the help of the remaining Forerunners. Peaceful, yeah, _that's us for sure!"_

[@outcast4087]

- "Aww, he's so cute! Can we keep him?" - "It's no bet, but we can try!"

[@Blindluck92]

"Honestly I'm just impressed that you came up with an argument other than, 'because I really want to.'" As an older sibling, this is 300% relatable. Nice audio, you two! Great collab!

[@Althecor]

A haiku about rescue. Ahem: Taken in by two My fortune is in their hands I'm at their mercy

[@coldramen3744]

“These other humans.” Him quietly “not all humans. More an intergalactic police force. One guys is a fish”

[@adeeta5701]

With a third redhead in the bunch, we'll be the three musketeers!

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Ap‎‎proved

[@Itachi-on5od]

What a great collaboration this will be

[@mcflycree8441]

I really hope there's a part 2 for this XD Other than that, I love the audio! Good job, Noceur! Much love 💕

[@swookergd]

This little moment of my life... is called... hapiness xD.

[@carterghhdjdjdjjdjdj1008]

''who are you??'' im nugget

[@frostbitemelondemon2969]

*my four robotic arms extend and begin opening Panels and Circuit Breakers, checking the damage, as my brown robotic eyes peer through my helmet visor, checking the ship's Mainframe and Damage Scanner* Yep, this's gonna take a while to fix... A few weeks at the least, but at most, a month or two... Also, Cragbeast 12:00. *fires a Palm Laser from my hand, obliterating the creature's head* You're welcome, btw... Also, thank you for letting me stay with you, and as to how I can speak your language and understand you both: Universal Translator, it allows me to understand the native/most commonly spoken language/s of any interplanetary inhabitants I come across.

[@juicy7182]

Not gonna lie, i didnt realize WE were the humans, and that realization hit with the same subtlety as a slege-hammer to the skull. And i speak from experience.

[@SANS-hl5ws]

Her: you what are you Me: *IM SCOTTISH!!!*

[@giornogiovanna1198]

So this was bizzare. But it aint like my family

[@spaghettiking7312]

So many collabs, and they're so great!

[@Lucidplays34]

"What is it!?" *Vegeta's theme begins playing*

[@captainzachsparrow6193]

Dila: what’s your name? Me: stitch..my name stitch. Dila: it’s a pleasure to meet you

[@notsuh86]

With picture ant title, I honestly wasn't expecting the girls to be... "primitive"... alien girls. If there is any more parts, I wouldn't be surprised if one focuses on the three being together a while, one where their... vilage/tribe views us as a threat, and finale likely bring where we are rescued but could be in a bit of trouble for interacting with an "underdeveloped" civilization (possibly due to using tech to help the girls/people or advancing their tribe/village civilization in any way.)

[@chronolegionnaire7772]

The thumbnail looks distinctly humanoid, so I assumed I was the alien and immediately assumed a goblinoid alien persona... Then it came out _I_ am the human and _they_ are the aliens, and the whole scenario was thrown. XD But I still couldn't shake that goblinoid voice...

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

I appreciate the lazer sound instead of a gunshot. Much softer and better for ASMR, and guns always freak me out so I avoid them like the plague.

[@fk2926]

I just run at them why you scared?

[@cosmix1]

Damn, this is the first time I'm lowkey wanting a sequel! Great job you two, I like these characters!!

[@bill6]

Bruh these collabs are insane 🔥

[@henrytawnn8694]

This is pretty much the plot from every Star Ocean game and I am here for it!

[@venom890]

Thanks for the awesome video, definitely one of my favorite videos

[@robackerman7236]

Wait these twins aren’t humans ?????

[@MONKE-MAN679]

"YOU what are you?" Hmph...i am shadow the hedgehog...the ultimate life form

[@miggy7382]

Noceur somehow manages to brighten my day

[@brainydragonva]

Fun fact: Not only do humans have two eyes, they also have only a single nose!

[@choboibigly6565]

What the fuck? That's properly grotesque, they at least have 5 nostrils surely?

[@timkarlsson1750]

@@choboibigly6565 no, two. But that is not the crazy part. They have only one stomach, and the stomach acid can damadge bones.

[@choboibigly6565]

@@timkarlsson1750 Absolutely disgusting, but there is no way their stomach can have ACID. They'd die. It's clearly for storing water for later consumption, and they produce energy through photo or radiosynthesis like everything else smh

[@timkarlsson1750]

@@choboibigly6565 it would kill them if it wasn't for the mucus that covers the inside. They also enjoy consuming poisons like Caffeine and Capsaicin.

[@choboibigly6565]

@@timkarlsson1750 I don't know how to respond to that, this species is so endlessly disturbing. The only comfort I can find is knowing they won't try to eat us, I believe their closest evolutionary relative consumes fruits and whatnot, correct? The idea of such an... indescribably horrifying species eating flesh... It sends chills down my spine

[@Lol-ni3bg]

Hello there

[@paulvanginkel4720]

@@schaefer76 You are a bold one

[@Sun_Disciple456]

@@schaefer76 no bro that’s not how you do it you gotta do it like GENERAL KANOBE

[@naparicayos2476]

Awwwww your two voice is so cute 💖💖

[@babayaga9862]

I mean if it’s not too much trouble for two of you ladies.

[@MaskOfLimbo]

"YOU! Who are you?" "Hi, I'm FU, and I love you!"

[@TheGryff]

If us as the listener is a human, what are the sisters supposed to be?

[@Nicknock-rw4go]

"it's so bizarre" "Yare Yare Daze"

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

She, looking at me: "Eeew" Me: "...Yeah..."

[@collapseonyt3965]

Ah another relaxing night, turn it soft, it’ll be a long one. Turn on the stress elimination protocol and just relax

[@SuterusuDaioh]

My mind went to Kirby when you mentioned that I fell out of the sky. I enjoyed this story.

[@ExpertGaming6375]

Plot twist: we are a metal Endo skeleton from the future "I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle"

[@brainydragonva]

"So why did you crash?" Because I really stink at flying... Great audio, by the way!

[@FireLight_Zero]

Wait, I'm the alien? *Nervously looks around for Rod Serling*

[@creathechiboi]

oh you are on a *streak*

[@goofiest_goober366]

Best case scenario for the future of humanity

[@mrcurlywurly9338]

I loved this

[@MrPonytron]

I've always dreamed about conversing with extraterrestrial life. Especially one's that sound so gorgeous 😍

[@gzsenpai]

Hope this becomes a friends to lovers type story if you plan on continuing it

[@yagami8093]

Can we keep him... I'd tell them to take me so fast.

[@Mireightpaths6403]

Them: what are you Me: I am what you call xenomorph

[@jelly_puffy4405]

Them: say goodbye to each other knowing that 1 of them will not survive listener: * pew* "you are safe :)"

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Hope this story continues = )

[@neondragon4406]

Great video

[@billi5920]

A crack beast ? Whats my ex doin here ?

[@fork9653]

Fork liked this

[@NerdOracle]

woah woah woah just how many eyes are we supposed to have?!

[@toro4475]

Hug on you Noceur, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself

[@luissantiago5163]

Oof missed this one hype

[@renjiro_haru]

I totally subbed to Wonderful

[@aozorahaou2643]

Plot twist it's Sora from Kingdom Hearts

[@muggy87]

Why help me? Well its cuz my leg is broken and the adrenaline is starting to wear o.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao.]

Ohh hehe heh shiny rock.

[@tairhan7404]

I guess kitsunes are made on mars, unlike nekos which are made on earth

[@randallstrong9882]

Ah yes

[@jackudall1824]

The sisters say we have 2 eyes so how many do they have

[@merica6899]

27 speaking from experience if my calculations are correct 27 eyes to be exact

[@Unknown.Skymaster]

Dela. Look to the horizon you do. But know when to stop you do. Always ready with the benefit of the doubt you are. Seiga. Protective of those you love. Gotten over something you clearly have not. Rejoice for those who transform into the force. Not unhealthy it is to Mourn.

[@arthurluna6189]

They look like Bloom from Winx. But still kinda cute and adorable.

[@drdepresso7096]

Get up soldier WE ARE LEAVING 💀💀

[@The_Digital_Ghost]

Wonder if there will be a part two only time will tell

[@topfranluis1]

Yes, I am indeed bizarre

[@xxxdaddysenpai3645]

W

[@TheGryff]

Is there gonna be a part 2?

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

Me: please...help... *passes out falling face first*

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

S I N G U L A R I T Y C A N N O N

[@coolssdude3063]

Why'd I just imagine the human being a fuckin yautja?

[@KingJoker619]

The mf called me “IT” I don’t know how to feel about that

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

😇

[@benramsey1284]

When a fall guys fell through the wrong portal.

[@spork7556]

Spork is a spork space cadet

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

Okay, seela’s rude, and a prick, but I like deela.

[@darkrider189]

Woah, not one, but two people think I'm cool? 🤯🙏

[@laceeeee6723]

pistle

[@fierthefemboy]

wait i have heard that law from star trek

[@xellierguerra1586]

Plot twist it has a ape tail 😂

[@obadijahparks]

The picture is misleading. But... I wish to conquer anyways

[@Rough_Rider.]

So y'all are aliens?

[@polar6386]

"It has two eyes ewwwwww"

[@gio_g1038]

Bizarre? IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???

[@bradcuzidk8306]

Just a theory: The ship that landed was the Slave one, I'll let you finish...

[@DDayJayke]

That, is my ship! I am Jake, I come from Planet Vegeta! I am a Saiyan, and your planet is mine now!

[@flyboy6392]

I'm a human from Sector 9 plural z-alpha

[@soupbowl7345]

While we're here. How much do you think we could boost them technologically?

[@soupbowl7345]

@Pelinal Whitestrake Basics of uplifting?

[@CptGojira2439]

What am I? I'm batman

[@merica6899]

Wait so is this like avatar

[@MoonKnight6969]

I don’t look that strange

[@mr.strange3230]

How tall are we?

[@SuperXAsh]

How many eyes do they have?

[@NoceurASMR]

how many eyes do you want us to have?

[@SuperXAsh]

@@NoceurASMR 3? :P

[@merica6899]

@@NoceurASMR 27

[@user-mq7bo4wi5m]

​@@NoceurASMRarmpit farting challenge