One Second From Every Episode of Seinfeld

[@PaigeHankins28]

The cut from George flipping to the back of the invitations binder to him looking at Susan's portrait is pure art.

[@ffunyman]

Ty 🙏🏻

[@riachhabra2049]

Exactly 😆

[@JohnnyCenter25]

Didn't notice at first and now I've had the best chuckle of the day, thank you!

[@davidl570]

..............."looking at Susan's portrait is pure art"...................uh, no pun intended?

[@carlzson299]

1:15 That laugh/scream kills me.

[@TheToonfan98]

This is gonna make people think this show is crazier than Always Sunny

[@VinchVolt]

To be fair, I don't think Always Sunny had a scene in it where the main character gets shot to death or a scene where one of the secondary characters calls astroturf a Jewish conspiracy while also being Jewish.

[@benjamincox4211]

prussian nurse I beg to differ kzbin.info/www/bejne/rInEZJVsdqapp80

[@kweenz109]

Not a chance hahaha. But both such well written shows!!!

[@carlzson299]

It gets crazier the longer it goes.

[@rumigilani7525]

This video is the reason I started watching Seinfeld

[@ffunyman]

What a compliment!

[@noelanderson969]

You won't be disappointed! (Except for the Series Finale!)

[@PrideCraft]

@@noelanderson969 nah, that’s the best finale anyone could write

[@fromthehaven94]

Thank goodness. I think I stumbled upon it in the summer of 1992.

[@noelanderson969]

EVERY SECOND of Seinfeld was GOLD, SOLID GOLD!

[@estout324]

I was like "this is too short, I recognize all these scenes, this can't be all of them" then I realized I've seen every single episode so many times that it's all a blur.

[@smnoy23]

This show had a lot more physical comedy than I remember!

[@dylanoneill]

99% of that is Kramer

[@kweenz109]

@@dylanoneillElaine is up there too

[@q.q.q.6851]

this is the best episode of seinfeld ever

[@connorbeith3232]

Every time someone says "Jerry" in Seinfeld

[@seinfeldcrackers3070]

e L a I n e nO O

[@McBaller96]

I can literally remember where half of these episodes are from

[@bigstunna2049]

Is it bad I can recognize every episode

[@maxeyre2024]

slick vick Nope, I can too. Seinfeld for life!

[@AuH2O]

I can too! But then again I must have seen every single episode at least a dozen times at this point, starting with the actual tv broadcasts back in the day.

[@cuccamunga]

it's bad if you can't

[@KaydenDavis8575]

How is it bad to recognize every episode of an incredible show (minus the finale)

[@fromthehaven94]

No!

[@killbot_factory]

this is gold, Jerry...gold!

[@maxeyre2024]

Just finished binging every episode I know every one lol

[@bluesuedeswede2041]

Elaine NoOOoOoO

[@bryanjensen2614]

Oh, you think this one second montage is better than me? It's GO TIME!

[@podfinger]

I forget about it sometimes but this show was honestly pretty insane lol

[@ArmandoValerio65]

This remains one of the best videos on KZbin.

[@automatiste5017]

1:15

[@Maniac4Bricks]

0:59 it's BO AAAAHHHHH

[@skiprockjr.6881]

That was the first full episode of Seinfeld I ever watched when it was premiering. I used to watch Martin which was in the same time slot but on Fox.

[@kiraragirl200]

Something about the jump from "AAAAHHHHH" to "🎸🎸" gets me

[@Noisyboy850]

This is next gen pirating

[@vawserr1592]

0:26 I've never seen that snippet before? I've watched seinfeld seasons 1 through 9 countless times and I genuinely believe I've never seen that scene

[@ffunyman]

Might be time for a rewatch ;)

[@amoralona]

1:01 to 1:02: The Mango 1:03 to 1:04: The Glasses 1:02 to 1:03: The Puffy Shirt 1:04 to 1:05: The Sniffing Accountant 1:05 to 1:06: The Bris 1:06 to 1:07: The Lip Reader 1:07 to 1:08: The Non Fat Yogurt 1:08 to 1:09: The Barber 1:09 to 1:10: The Masseuse 1:10 to 1:11: The Cigar Store Indian 1:11 to 1:12: The Conversion 1:12 to 1:13: The Stall 1:14 to 1:15: The Marine Biologist 1:13 to 1:14: The Dinner Party 1:15 to 1:16: The Pie 1:16 to 1:17: The Stand In 1:17 to 1:18: The Wife 1:19 to 1:20: The Fire 1:18 to 1:19: The Raincoats 1:20 to 1:21: The Hamptons 1:21 to 1:22: The Opposite

[@jadenkaemmerer1599]

i'm only on season 5 and i can clearly tell the point where i stop recognizing them lol, and the rest is like a preview

[@samwillpiercetheheavens2263]

These pretzels... are MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!

[@adrianb3429]

The greatest show ever!

[@benrao5565]

K R A M E R

[@amoralona]

0:06 to 0:07: The Ex Girlfriend 0:07 to 0:08: The Pony Remark 0:17 to 0:18: The Busboy 0:15 to 0:16: The Baby Shower 0:08 to 0:09: The Jacket 0:16 to 0:17: The Chinese Restaurant 0:09 to 0:10: The Phone Message 0:10 to 0:11: The Apartment 0:27 to 0:28: The Stranded 0:11 to 0:12: The Statue 0:13 to 0:14: The Heart Attack 0:12 to 0:13: The Revenge 0:14 to 0:15: The Deal

[@mitchelljulius5875]

MAKING ME THIRSTY!!! **handcuffed to bed**

[@Guppyg53]

What if it was 1 second of laugh track from every episode

[@kylekingsley3241]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[@fannishmarcia]

Best vid on this thing!

[@holographictacosalad]

*I W A S I N T H E P O O L*

[@amoralona]

1:22 to 1:23: The Chaperone 1:23 to 1:24: The Big Salad 1:24 to 1:25: The Pledge Drive 1:25 to 1:26: The Chinese Woman 1:26 to 1:27: The Couch 1:27 to 1:28: The Gymnast 1:29 to 1:30: The Mom and Pop Store 1:28 to 1:29: The Soup 1:30 to 1:31: The Secretary 1:32 to 1:33: The Switch 1:31 to 1:32: The Race 1:33 to 1:34: The Label Maker 1:34 to 1:35: The Scofflaw 1:35 to 1:36: The Beard 1:36 to 1:37: The Kiss Hello 1:37 to 1:38: The Doorman 1:38 to 1:39: The Jimmy 1:39 to 1:40: The Doodle 1:40 to 1:41: The Fusilli Jerry 1:41 to 1:42: The Diplomat's Club 1:42 to 1:43: The Face Painter 1:43 to 1:44: The Understudy

[@sleepyjoebiden2756]

Great work.

[@amoralona]

2:28 to 2:29: The Butter Shave 2:29 to 2:30: The Voice 2:30 to 2:31: The Serenity Now 2:31 to 2:32: The Blood 2:32 to 2:33: The Junk Mail 2:33 to 2:34: The Merv Griffin Show 2:34 to 2:35: The Slicer 2:35 to 2:36: The Betrayal 2:36 to 2:37: The Apology 2:37 to 2:38: The Strike 2:38 to 2:39: The Dealership 2:39 to 2:40: The Reverse Peephole 2:40 to 2:41: The Cartoon 2:41 to 2:42: The Strongbox 2:42 to 2:43: The Wizard 2:43 to 2:44: The Burning 2:44 to 2:45: The Bookstore 2:45 to 2:46: The Frogger 2:46 to 2:47: The Maid 2:47 to 2:48: The Puerto Rican Day 2:48 to 2:49: The Chronicle Clip Show 2:49 to 2:50: The Finale

[@amoralona]

1:44 to 1:45: The Engagement 1:45 to 1:46: The Postponement 1:46 to 1:47: The Maestro 1:47 to 1:48: The Wink 1:48 to 1:49: The Hot Tub 1:49 to 1:50: The Soup Nazi 1:50 to 1:51: The Secret Code 1:51 to 1:52: The Pool Guy 1:52 to 1:53: The Sponge 1:53 to 1:54: The Gum 1:54 to 1:55: The Rye 1:55 to 1:56: The Caddy 1:56 to 1:57: The Seven 1:57 to 1:58: The Cadillac 1:58 to 1:59: The Shower Head 1:59 to 2:00: The Doll 2:00 to 2:01: The Friars Club 2:01 to 2:02: The Wig Master 2:02 to 2:03: The Calzone 2:03 to 2:04: The Bottle Deposit 2:04 to 2:05: The Wait Out 2:05 to 2:06: The Invitations

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Larry at 0:41

[@uknownada]

Also writer Larry Charles (who also directed several episodes of Curb) right next to him.

[@kyleross5019]

Also at 1:26

[@amoralona]

0:39 to 0:41: The Trip 0:41 to 0:42: The Ticket 0:42 to 0:43: The Wallet 0:43 to 0:44: The Watch 0:44 to 0:45: The Bubble Boy 0:45 to 0:46: The Cheever Letters 0:46 to 0:47: The Opera 0:47 to 0:48: The Virgin 0:48 to 0:49: The Contest 0:49 to 0:50: The Airport 0:50 to 0:51: The Pick 0:52 to 0:53: The Visa 0:51 to 0:52: The Movie 0:54 to 0:55: The Outing 0:53 to 0:54: The Shoes 0:55 to 0:56: The Old Man 0:56 to 0:57: The Implant 0:59 to 1:00: The Handicap Spot 0:57 to 0:58: The Junior Mint 0:58 to 0:59: The Smelly Car 1:00 to 1:01: The Pilot

[@amoralona]

0:18 to 0:19: The Note 0:19 to 0:20: The Truth 0:21 to 0:22: The Dog 0:22 to 0:23: The Library 0:20 to 0:21: The Pen 0:23 to 0:24: The Parking Garage 0:24 to 0:25: The Cafe 0:25 to 0:26: The Tape 0:26 to 0:27: The Nose Job 0:28 to 0:29: The Alternate Side 0:29 to 0:30: The Red Dot 0:32 to 0:33: The Suicide 0:30 to 0:31: The Subway 0:31 to 0:32: The Pez Dispenser 0:34 to 0:35: The Boyfriend 0:33 to 0:34: The Fix Up 0:35 to 0:36: The Limo 0:36 to 0:37: The Good Samaritan 0:37 to 0:38: The Letter 0:38 to 0:39: The Parking Space

[@ffunyman]

This is called dedication, folks.

[@amoralona]

2:06 to 2:07: The Foundation 2:07 to 2:08: The Soulmate 2:08 to 2:09: The Bizarro Jerry 2:09 to 2:10: The Little Kicks 2:10 to 2:11: The Package 2:11 to 2:12: The Fatigues 2:12 to 2:13: The Checks 2:13 to 2:14: The Chicken Roaster 2:14 to 2:15: The Abstinence 2:15 to 2:16: The Andrea Doria 2:16 to 2:17: The Little Jerry 2:18 to 2:19: The Comeback 2:17 to 2:18: The Money 2:19 to 2:20: The Van Buren Boys 2:20 to 2:21: The Susie 2:21 to 2:22: The Pothole 2:22 to 2:23: The English Patient 2:23 to 2:24: The Nap 2:24 to 2:25: The Yada Yada 2:25 to 2:26: The Millennium 2:26 to 2:27: The Muffin Tops 2:27 to 2:28: The Summer Of George

[@justamangoddamn]

Good work!

[@eloramaxwell7020]

You should do Frasier and or Friends

[@andrewrabon]

I would kill for a 1.5 or 2 second version. I feel like this is good but most of the clips are cut just slightly too short. That's the point I suppose tho. :P

[@erwinwoodedge4885]

What a teaser!

[@veronicacastro6217]

1:24 B I G

[@DrBachur]

Coffee table.

[@punchy207]

It's BO... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@JR-rc1cg]

I have actually seen all of these episodes

[@blakejordan8949]

You forgot the episode where Kramer performed at that comedy club

[@fromthehaven94]

You misspelled Michael Richards.

[@showbizroxs]

you missed the season 3 finale ' the keys' and the season 4 episode ' the watch'

[@punchy207]

this is great

[@gaittr]

super awesome video super awesome video

[@soulsemblance3163]

Imma make a bet and say Kramer saying kavorka is in this

[@MrReaperofDead]

play at 2x speed :>

[@eloramaxwell7020]

I dont wanna be a pirate

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*George isnt at home*

[@xwingx1gt]

Who else was waiting for 2:10?

[@commando7238]

Stop it Jerry

[@Mordecai02]

0:13 - 0:14 The duality of mankind.

[@just4therecord]

0:54 best second here

[@ajr01-x6e]

Mute this and play Haruka Kanata by UNLIMITS over it

[@Aitherion]

fungicide?

[@dianafahrenheit8511]

No one: Vsco girls: 2:08

[@GameKeeper28]

Who needs context anymore?

[@amoralona]

0:01 to 0:02: The Seinfeld Chronicles 0:04 to 0:05: Male Unbonding 0:02 to 0:03: The Stakeout 0:03 to 0:04: The Robbery 0:05 to 0:06: The Stock Tip

[@ffunyman]

Keep going!!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

2:11

[@tf2redpie]

Stella! 0:20

[@awkirkness]

A lot of these clips are less than a second

[@ffunyman]

each clip is precisely 24 frames. Use the . and , keys to shuttle forwards and back one frame at a time to count them yourself.

[@princesshannah7]

I don't know how they called this "a show about nothing" because a lot sure just happened!?

[@maxeyre2024]

😂😂😂

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

Why are these in widescreen? The dvds don't crop them, do they?

[@ffunyman]

They sure do - it was filmed on 35mm but originally broadcast in 4:3.

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

@@ffunyman So it'snot really cropped, it was filmed in widescreen? That's neat!

[@vincentiusjordan4474]

What episode is that at 0:36 when four of them at the same car

[@ffunyman]

Jordan Manalu The Limo. Season 3, episode 19.

[@eloramaxwell7020]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO FRASIER

[@ffunyman]

Hmm I've never watched every episode of Frasier. Maybe I will get around to it and then note what moments stood out to me the most. Seinfeld was easy because nearly every episode is iconic in some way.

[@brunobernstein8419]

Make a Season 3 Episode 22 at 0:40

[@SoCoolScience]

For a show that is about nothing, there sure is lot going on

[@turbobrony1472]

LOL! Basically a show about nothing!

[@brunobernstein8419]

Make a Season 6 Episode 14 at 1:35