Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes

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[@thrashrulez]

“Yeah I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters, my father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up”

[@GiorgioCastaldo1]

Me AF this one speaks to me I am the real Costanza

[@jfan4reva]

This sounds like a Groucho Marx line! Lol!

[@theprinceoftides6836]

@@GiorgioCastaldo1 Let's face it Georgio, George is in all of us, that is why we can sympathize with him, no matter how low he gets lol. Serenity Now.

[@screamwall]

I wasn't expecting it to make the list of best Seinfeld quotes, but my favorite line is when George says, "You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect." For me, that line brilliantly encapsulates the character. Even his life-long ambitions involve deceit.

[@jamestowmsn]

Agreed

[@bargertunes7268]

My daughter just started dating an "architect." Oh no... Honey... I hate to break it to you, but George Costanza claimed to be an architect. My poor kids have grown up with a dad that connects every life event to Seinfeld.

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."

[@labla8940]

Yes

[@wesbrubaker7231]

When George calls Jerry in a panic and Jerry says with a smirk, "Who is this?"

[@RobJazzful]

Wes Brubaker I ALWAYS fell apart at that.

[@bobbyaxelrod7506]

uncle leo?

[@jenniferelliott7450]

And then George bangs the receiver on the phone!

[@jgfunk]

WatchMojo does have this one in the Seinfeld running gag top 10

[@garycingel9999]

And Elaine does it back to Jerry

[@dolfan3788]

I personally loved "You know how to take the reservation; you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that is the most important part."

[@jaypritchett6846]

And that happened to my boyfriend a few times 😒

[@cloudkitt]

Anybody can just take'em.

[@williamhilinsky1327]

Greatest scene of the series, so good you can see Julia-Louis Dreyfus actually laughing at Jerry's routine. I don't think that was scripted.

[@105582]

I laughed so hard at that.

[@corngrohlio]

"Yeah, you'd better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the hell out of this thing"

[@ericwarren1822]

"You told her I was a marine biologist?!", "why didn't you tell her I was an architect?", "You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!!!"- george

[@joseph_b319]

Yeah well with George's luck there would have been some issue with a building fatiguing or something and someone would have yelled out if anyone was an architect

[@Jason-cn5vo]

I like the end. "She told me to go to hell, and I took the train home".

[@dabet3552]

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

[@louismillevolte8020]

Just have to wear dark glasses

[@artvandelay0073]

"Jerry, just remember...It's not a lie if you believe it."

[@arigato544]

That's my favorite

[@carlosfer2201]

what was that from?

[@Miblive]

that should´ve been number 1. It is my favorite.

[@jgfunk]

Yes! That line certainly should be top 10

[@phlushphish793]

"You're living a lie? I'm living like 20."

[@sbc9238]

"It's never a lie, if you believe it"-George Costanza

[@launabanauna8958]

Santiago Buitrago Celis I know right⁉️

[@LHizzFoShizz]

"If relationship George comes through that door he will kill independent George, a George divided against itself cannot stand."

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

My personal favorite!

[@jamesmorgan4121]

Without a doubt my favorite too. But now that I'm divorced and free again it just doesn't carry the same weight. Independent me conquered...lol

[@jonathanhole2972]

Yeah, this is up there

[@MOPCLinguistica]

"Im attracted to Jerry, he's dark and disturbed" "Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal"

[@aceventurablaze]

Haha that's funny 😄

[@josebustamante9182]

“I proclaim this THE SUMMER OF GEORGE”

[@aceventurablaze]

Id like to read a book from start to end. Jerry: Id love to do that someday.

[@nothingstands]

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

[@brettdouglas3195]

What's that a Titlest?...hole, in one, huh?

[@r.r.1546]

LOLOLOLOL I was about to suggest this one.

[@rafmin73]

And I said “easy big fellow!”

[@ponytrekker9315]

The great fish.. mammal.

[@phlushphish793]

@@ponytrekker9315 Whatever!

[@dianeridley9804]

It was the line AFTER Elaine asks "It shrinks?" (with THE best look on her face since any Lucille Ball expression) that made it for me-- bc it's true: "I dunno how you guys walk around with those things anyway." Such a matter-of-fact, deadpan delivery. Brilliance

[@bigjohn08865]

Lol

[@TWANDTW]

"Like a frightened turtle"

[@christiang.5024]

Hahaha! This is, by far, one of my favorite scenes ever. I love how Elaine's tone of, almost, disgust insinuates that they had a choice in 'walking around with those things and how 'it' is not so superior right now. A very subtle and hilarious battle of the sexes reference. Thanks for the memory!!! Brilliant! =D

[@dwightdodd3734]

That's why Elaine is GREAT..................

[@beavercleaver7848]

You get used to it. You kind of forget the whole collection is even there. Until someone you just met's dog runs up and slams their head into it. They like to do that, for some reason.

[@CCMSingles]

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm looovin' every minute of it!"

[@mariopolisena7053]

You mean the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine!

[@phlushphish793]

@@mariopolisena7053 You know, I was alone. There was an issue of Glamour...

[@markv.5962]

your boys should stay in their own neighborhood

[@dasikakn]

Elaine: He took it out. Jerry: He what? Elaine: He took ha ha (cleans glasses) it out.

[@TabithaStabitha]

We've all been there!! Haha

[@bullballsallday]

I love your attention to detail (cleans glasses).

[@TheGrandRevo]

I mean maybe it needed some air?

[@ellenrichardson8701]

@@TheGrandRevo Yeah boi!🍆🍆

[@Esteranza89]

“But that can’t be!!” “Oh, it be!”

[@andrewersin1717]

What about Babu's "You bad man, you very very bad man!"

[@bigmacchasi]

Batman ?

[@hollygraham3933]

The mocking and mocking ...

[@searchingformyself5319]

So now I know where that spongebob quote came from.

[@TabithaStabitha]

Omg i forgot all about babu!! Funny!

[@johnacord6224]

That's my favorite

[@Tyrone_M]

"When You Control The Mail, You Control....Information!!"

[@footofjuniper8212]

"Goodbye Norman!"

[@footofjuniper8212]

@Jesus is Lord It's a line from "The Bottle Deposit," when Newman is running from the angry farmer, the daughter says the wrong name.

[@KOSMICKEN09]

I like him at the record store-"We've got Al jolson here! Al Jolson!"

[@MOPCLinguistica]

"There's more to Newman than meets the eye" "No, there's less"

[@aceventurablaze]

Jerry, Newman, newmania!!!

[@fuckthechinesevirus9462]

He is pure evil

[@fuzzfacelogic789]

He is merry..

[@Stroller.Engine]

I know the chunky that left these chunkies.....Newman!!!

[@xavierroca9026]

I yell "no soup for you" to my wife at least once a week

[@after_midnight9592]

"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."

[@rowk19]

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?" Should have been on here

[@oneitalia2312]

"A hole in one!"

[@Emlahay]

THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

[@georgiasmith64]

"You stole my jesus fish"

[@michaellong2319]

"There had to be a second spitter!"

[@brettdouglas3195]

Have you seen JFK?

[@artvandelay0073]

"Well, why am I watching it?" "Because it's on TV." "Not yet..." ROFLMAOOOOO

[@midshot]

Seinfeld was way way ahead of its time. Multiverses in a sitcom. Haven't watched the curb yet

[@fuckthechinesevirus9462]

Again with the oranges

[@markv.5962]

you dip, then end it

[@artvandelay0073]

@@markv.5962 // Reruns in syndication are on all of the time, you illiterate...

[@markv.5962]

@@artvandelay0073 what?

[@rodrigo_deway]

I love an episode from thrid season, I guess, when Jerry is trying to rent a car. The dialogue goes like this: Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation? Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars. Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation. Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations. Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

[@paulnordstrom3010]

One of my favorite scenes.

[@jgfunk]

@@paulnordstrom3010 I quote this one often. "anyone can just..."

[@markv.5962]

thats actually my favorite one

[@terpham1]

That is hilarious

[@zoomp183]

yeah you better gimme the insurance cause i am gonna beat the hell outta this thing.

[@stempel2000]

George is getting upset!!

[@keithdemolder6070]

+stempel2000 World's are colliding!!

[@SteadyEddie1983]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[@rohitchaoji]

+Keith Demolder You're killing independent George!

[@8moltovivace8]

I was raised to give up!

[@jakeabc123]

This was supposed to be the Summer of George!

[@charliedee9276]

When George is blathering on and claims he can sense misery and Jerry asks, "are you sensing anything now" I"m laughing trying to type this..

[@vcnate7753]

“It’s like a sauna in here”

[@shootthemoon9549]

, Believe it or not / George isn't at home / Please leave a message at the beep / I must be out or I'd pick up the phone / Where could I be / Believe it or not I'm not home

[@sumin95]

Shoot The Moon, haha! I can hear him singing it now!

[@blabla-rg7ky]

after beep*

[@mena94x3]

I actually have that as a ringtone on my phone, love it!

[@noreenwilson1811]

It sticks with u

[@leighhunterjumperz3038]

OMG THAT is SO funny.. you can download it as a FREE ringtone!!!! every time I hear it I can't stop laughing!! 😂😂😂

[@sjtom57]

It's very rare for a sit-com to have the perfect cast from top to bottom, but Seinfeld had it.

[@martinferoli7480]

"THAT" is the Best Point. Every Character, Even Guest appearances Fit right in to the Feel of the show.

[@MrPnew1]

@@martinferoli7480 except Susan :)

[@TheFreshstartable]

I'd love to make sweet love to you top to bottom

[@anandharshal22]

30 Rock too. Only show worth comparing to Seinfeld.

[@snynano]

Most definitely! Best ensemble cast EVER

[@caiosartori4499]

“You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”

[@briancox9357]

And the way JA delivers it is perfect

[@iFireRonin]

"We're living in a society" didn't even make honorable mentioned.

[@phlushphish793]

People. They're the worst!

[@youngspiritcoaching3658]

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[@jd5726]

That's a classic

[@DanPopChannel]

The sea was angry, that day, my friend ...

[@jaypritchett6846]

Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli lol

[@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731]

+Jay Mills lmfaoooooo

[@scottsmith658]

i said easy big fella

[@azastros7]

Dan Pop ...like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

[@apoorvagupta3371]

Fish Mammal Whatever

[@grousemaster]

I always laughed at Puddy's "Yeah that's right"

[@MrAquinas1]

High Five?

[@bullballsallday]

That's it! We're breaking up again.

[@robphilpott43]

“It’s gonna be rough, babe”

[@MrPnew1]

Gotta love Puddy

[@Wacklewis]

Gotta support the team

[@louisdavout7136]

"For I am Costanza lord of the idiots" "Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done."

[@RandomPlayIist]

For #9, that line "And you want to be my latex salesman," was improvised by Jerry and wasn't in the script according to Jason Alexander.

[@ProjectNJ]

The best was when George said "Was that wrong?"

[@kevinneal2575]

Wait, how can I know if what George said was wrong if you didn't even tell me?

[@phlushphish793]

Should I not have done that?

[@E.JayViera]

That’s Jason Alexander’s favorite George scene.

[@mapiador]

Love that one, always cracks me up!!

[@willdavis7846]

Kevin Neal i think its from when he banged the janitor lady from his job

[@Aye.Robito]

The sea was angry that day, my friends...like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

[@mobus1603]

"What, is that a Titleist?" * nods head * "Well, a hole-in-one, huh?"

[@marshalbaek5580]

Alex Roberts Yes! I’ve quoted that one several times! Haha!

[@amitnaamani5702]

The best... haha

[@ptomczik]

I was expecting that to be #1. Shocked it didn't make the list.

[@edwahjoshua1206]

“Was that wrong, should I not have done that; I have to plea the fifth on this,; if someone had told me when I was hired that type of thing was frowned upon around here “ lol

[@kalvbsail]

That is my favorite. Classic George line...

[@timgring4121]

“Shut up you old bag” from the rye

[@nickcrane888]

At Christmas and birthdays I often use Geroge's line, "I made a generous donation in your name to the Human Fund"

[@dbjkatz]

People helping people ;-)

[@Sweetsoul717]

I need to remember that and use it!! 😂

[@horsepower523]

I love the quote from the Sniffing Accountant episode when Kramer sits at the bar and says: "Here's to feeling good all the time." and then drinks beer while smoking a cigarette. Classic Kramer moment :D

[@paulsoxl7739]

Quantum singularity My All time favorite episode “What’s that sweater made out of” “ mole hair “

[@crossarmkid42]

"I think it moved!"

[@dbjkatz]

Maybe it only shifted. This was a move!

[@marwanitoh]

1) I'm an architect 2) importer/exporter 3) Art Vandelay I mean, you can use these quotes daily if you meet some new people

[@RodneyFisk]

"You were making out during Schindler's list!?"

[@awesomesmasher999ftw4]

That is the best one.

[@loreleiking9369]

@@awesomesmasher999ftw4 agreed. This is a hard yikes on so many levels. Festivus line, and then the master of your domain lines, in that order from best.

[@phlushphish793]

We hadn't been alone in a long time! We started up during the previews!

[@afterburner2869]

Without a doubt, the greatest sitcom of all times.

[@sitcomsTV]

one of. Maybe my third choise

[@koroborok2719]

Hands down the best

[@emanuelmota7217]

@@sitcomsTV What's better?

[@emanuelmota7217]

time

[@korbyrhodes8349]

Anything Bookman says should be on this list. The best guest spot in the history of the show.

[@truthhurts3524]

“That’s like an ice cream man named Cone!”

[@eb311235]

"It's not a lie if you believe it". - George Louis Costanza

[@angelikmayhem]

Are you sayin'... you want a piece of me?

[@guccideltaco]

angelikmayhem I could drop you like a bag of dirt!

[@brettdouglas3195]

I'm at home, reading a periodical... I get a call from THE POLICE---my son's a bootleegah?!

[@markv.5962]

del boca vista

[@meridgey]

"What the hell does that mean?"

[@MrPnew1]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

[@phlushphish793]

Hi!

[@blabla-rg7ky]

I'm Victoria

[@fuckthechinesevirus9462]

Go fuck yourself

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

BTW, Victoria was played by DeDee(sp?) Pfeiffer, Michelle Pfeiffer's sister.

[@appletile2887]

Great pick up line.....shows you have a sense of humor......and adding the words......I m heir to a fortune.

[@artvandelay0073]

"Who? Who duzzin' want to wear zee ribbon???" ROFLMAOOOOO

[@superlove35]

"Why'd you have to put the bananas in there?" "'George likes the bananas!" "Then let him have bananas ON THE SIDE!!""

[@dbjkatz]

That sounds exactly like my dad :-D

[@theholysyrup69]

"I choose not to run!" - Jerry, "The Race" (s06e10) "Maybe the dingo ate your baby." - Elaine, "The Beard" (s03e10) "Up here, I'm already gone." - Kramer, "The Keys" (s03e22) "It's not a lie if you believe it." - George, "The Beard" (s06e16) "If I was a woman, I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in." - Jerry, (s04e16)

[@kixigvak]

"You're an anti-dentite"

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

"...a RABID anti-dentite"

[@marcw6875]

You probably think they should have their own schools!

[@dopestep6841]

Marc W “They do have their own schools!”

[@aaronwoodard1749]

Hand me schticle of flouride.

[@rgvshenry]

"I've got a flash for you joy boy. Party time is over. You've got 7 days. That is one week."--Mr. Bookman

[@GizmoMaltese]

"It shrinks?" -- that face she makes. Priceless.

[@Nikolapoleon]

It's not a lie... if YOU believe it.

[@MrDeceptacon88]

yes!

[@dustinmccall7452]

I say this one all the time lol

[@victonewton6434]

Montpelier Montgomery faulty towers

[@speedyninetyone]

I liked the setup to that line. "It's like going to Pavarotti and saying, 'Teach me to sing like you.'"

[@rereficoli4983]

Kramer, when he decided to go commando: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" I can't believe that one didn't even make the honorable mentions.

[@Well_possibly]

We still watch the show on DVD, and yes, we still laugh at the line!

[@markieboy131]

I'm like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside

[@tlfrantz1]

"Just think, there's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gabardine!"

[@amyunderwood2470]

me.me/i/girl-are-you-religious-me-the-book-of-meme-book-2058487

[@BrianRP1209]

Say it isn't so, Kramer. Oh, it be so!

[@Mos41f]

"I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listening to a caddie" - Jackie Chiles

[@sovereignintl]

"Who told you to use the 💣 bomb?" "Do you know what a bomb is?"

[@hankluvsdagny]

I own all nine seasons on DVD. I've seen every episode at least a hundred times. "These pretzels are making me thirsty" ought to be in 264th place. There are literally more than two hundred better and more memorable lines from the series than that one.

[@strikethroughstudio]

This till now is on repeat almost a hundred times in my Netflix and I can't seem to get enough 😃

[@davidjohn8845]

This list needs to be a top 50.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

David John not enough spots to cover it all.

[@mobus1603]

IKR?!

[@tresadrienne8724]

"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?" I think it's the alliteration that gets me. :D

[@launabanauna8958]

Adrienne Tucker That one cracks me up...every time!

[@tresadrienne8724]

@D Early all the better 😁

[@artvandelay0073]

"Hands off Jimmy! Don't...touch... Jimmy!!!"

[@peg202xo7]

Drunk Elaine: I'm not telling you any....more.....things! George: You already told me everything." Elaine: Oky-doky."

[@harry_trader]

That's gold, Jerry, Gold!

[@waziammm]

Top 10 Seinfeld monologues would be fantastic, the George's skit at the end of the marine biologist would be number 1 for sure.

[@artvandelay0073]

"She's got rabies! Just like my friend Bob Saccamano!"

[@mattthomas1442]

George: " Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage."

[@landochabod7]

Is anybody here a marine biologist?

[@Hotrod_Henry]

I'm actually an architect.

[@markvann1390]

Is your name Howard Rourke?

[@SOEINEGAUDI]

i hear the first million is always the hardest...

[@SuperAnkush18]

The sea was angry that day my friends.

[@fenwayfan4297]

I am

[@stevebeltran2759]

How bout "You double dipped the chip" or "Hello Newman"? Great list tho

[@joshcallaway5625]

Both definitely missing

[@GameCOCKY10]

It specifically said at the beginning of the video that it won't use phrases that are commonly used through out the series. However the "you double dipped the chip" quote should've at least been an honorable mention.

[@minyite1667]

"I choose NOT to race!"

[@eatinpaul6382]

+Gene Daniel Run*

[@mushyp9530]

How could I forget about double dipping the chip

[@ssnoc]

Jerry Stiller was the real superstar - Stiller is a genius to create such a LOUD colorful character and Soooo New York. 👏

[@photog1529]

"Jerry, just remember...its not a lie, if YOU believe it."

[@blkd25]

"My name's George... I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents." "I'm Victoria, Hi !" Greatest pick-up line of all time. "Is that Cashmere?"

[@tbaker7749]

"For I am George Costanza, lord of the idiots"

[@jomcmullan9029]

"But suddenly, a new contender.."

[@gloriamartin9269]

T Baker

[@blabla-rg7ky]

Jo McMullan... "...has emerged"

[@mobus1603]

"You're all winners!"

[@themowk]

A contender for the top 5

[@brianwolf399]

Of all the quotes from Seinfeld I think “no soup for you” is definitely the most remembered in the series franchise

[@UPB78]

"What the hell does that mean?", "It means whatever the hell you want it to mean!", "You're saying you want a piece of me??" YOU'VE GOT IT!!

[@SuperMonty1]

you know my friend, Bob Sacamano?

[@StellaRendell]

*Sacramento

[@ClepsidraSideral]

+stella rendell Sacamano.

[@eljayy91]

+stella rendell it's not Sacramento

[@eatinpaul6382]

My friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time...

[@DukeEdwards29]

No but the difference is negligible

[@nadafinga9]

Left out the best part of the "shrinkage" line. When Elain says, "It shrinks?" Jerry says, "Like a frightened turtle!"

[@cstu444]

"How do you guys walk around with those things?"

[@dianeridley9804]

THAT is the best line. Because well, yeah

[@wannamontana4130]

cStu444 , I tuck it in my sock.

[@jzen1455]

“If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

[@Dru2Ninja]

"This is a Public Humiliation"-Jackie Childs

[@nyxxie023]

"No, I mentioned the bisque." 7:11 lol Elaine is always such a savage xD

[@ThePudgeGaming]

Who agrees that Seinfeld is the best show ever made?

[@ChannelBlaino]

My second favourite but defintly one of the best ever , by far the best TV Sitcom

[@FirstPlace97]

+ThePudgeGaming True

[@SuperGomez59]

+Channel Blaino Your second favorite?! NO SOUP FOR YOU

[@bargoldstein4898]

EVERYONE!!!

[@drcgad3052]

there is no best show.

[@jonbenware5189]

IM OUT THERE JERRY AND IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT

[@xlovingirlx]

I can't believe Elaine saying 'maybe the dingo ate your baby' wasn't in this

[@AR-ed8jp]

Stephanie Garcia Because that’s not an original line. They say in the beginning of the video they weren’t using common more well known ones.

[@BillGraper]

No Soup For You should be #1.

[@anandharshal22]

@@BillGraper Absolutely!

[@lexxxthedestroyer6398]

What about the coincidences line

[@phlushphish793]

Or the priest at the wedding reception: "I'm about to get myself a sandwich." Or Timmy: "You dipped the chip, you took a bite; and, YOU DIPPED AGAIN!"

[@ginab.g.4220]

"Maybe the dingo ate your baaeby"

[@mdm5216]

Hey, she was acquitted.

[@vaquero3578]

GB - that line making fun of a woman who not only lost her child, but also went to prison for years before being proven innocent and lost her husband, years of her life and freedom, and had to put up with low lifes accusing her falsely and laughing about her troubles just shows what SCUM BAGS the public and hollywood can be.

[@markv.5962]

yes!!!

[@CHeptner]

@@vaquero3578 You do know this is a TV show right? Not real?

[@lauracamilleri2072]

Curtis H. But the line is a reference to a very real situation, the tragic loss of a baby and a 30plus years fight for justice for her family. The whole case is a huge blight on the Australian legal system but more importantly a family were destroyed. Joking about that is not funny

[@MrSivilla]

"You're living in the past man. You're hung up on some clown from the sixties man."

[@cyclingtj]

"It's Go time........MANDELBAUM!! .MANDELBAUM!! .MANDELBAUM!!"

[@qwasd0r]

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

[@speedyninetyone]

George likes spicy chicken.

[@davidharris6581]

"Keep it together big St!"

[@priscillawilson2634]

JIMMY IS GETTING UPSET!

[@rageshgr]

Universes are colliding!

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

A GEORGE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF . . . CANNOT STAND!

[@jackfrank303]

“See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.”

[@paulnordstrom3010]

One of my favorite scenes. I scrolled down a long ways to find that someone had already posted it. Good catch.

[@KOSMICKEN09]

Mr. Cohen always here!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

+Ken Vail "How much longer is it going to be?" "Oh, about 5, 10 minutes." LOL

[@seantaylor-turner80]

Yessssss!

[@hankharrison3040]

I did that routine once in a restaurant...

[@777sicilia]

And yet, after being nominated 7 times, Jason Alexander NEVER won an Emmy...wtf

[@65Dental]

He always lost to Kramer 🤷🏻‍♀️ I once heard him say that whenever he and Michael were nominated, he knew the Emmy wouldn’t go to him. Kramer was just too good.

[@user-fd8hn4iv2k]

" can i come to your home to watch the movie?" " Why wouldn't you see the movie at your place?" " Because if i will go to your house so i will be doing something"

[@sakr-el-bahr272]

1. "You Double-Dipped the chip!!" 2. "She has Man-Hands!" 3. "Mulva?" "Oh-Oh Delores!!!"

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

Don't forget "Gipple"

[@seantaylor-turner80]

You never double dip the chip!

[@heavencanwaite]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

[@mishagelenava2962]

"Get a good look Costanza?"

[@bigbert2508]

Sean TaylorTurn

[@ronwhite8324]

"Oh, nooooo. I'm so sorry. It's the Moops." Ha ha!

[@brettdouglas3195]

MOORS!!!

[@meridgey]

"I'm sorry. The card says Moops."

[@Starman_Deluxe]

Jerry stiller is a legend. Rest in peace

[@wyliekat32]

Whatever happened to "You double-dipped the chip"?

[@DIZAZZO]

"_They shrink? " "_ Like a frightened turtle."

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

Why does it shrink? It just does!!

[@Wolfpack-wp2kf]

"You had to have the BIIIIIIIIGG SALAD"

[@lindseyt.1847]

Wolfpack2843 YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[@kevinneal2575]

Sorry, I though the last person to comment was 4 years ago, then I saw your comment. My apologies.

[@lvlupent.7334]

"Y'know its a BIG salad. With lots of STUFF."

[@Jaysmooth496]

Anyone watching after Jerry Stiller’s death? :(

[@lauraann7816]

I watch King of Queens every night and now it makes me so sad 😢

[@allencruze218]

“Our lives George. I’m talking about our lives. What kind of lives are these. We are not men!”

[@georgehugh3455]

Frank: "He stopped short? That's MY move!"