FFVII - Friendzone Jessie VS No Promises to Sleep With Her - Final Fantasy VII Remake 2020

[@Wizard_Lizard_]

Cloud: Are you seriously that desperate? This man is an absolute chad.

[@izu9742]

Mad lad

[@dreamcastdazia4753]

Seriously

[@zeldita2610]

Its the true

[@luigisenpai]

yet completely a bottom to a man who knows what they want.

[@tofy3938]

Nonsimp god

[@rhythmandacoustics]

Cloud: "No promises but for the right price I can be there. No special jobs though. 1 Materia for every hour you talk and 1000 gil if you touch me."

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

And they wonder why Corneo wanted for him....

[@TheHeirofDrakkon]

I actually like that response better, that should have been a hidden decision

[@zeldita2610]

This

[@rhythmandacoustics]

@Jae Lee except that a mercenary is more dangerous and requires more skill. A prostitute only needs to be slightly on the good looking side.

[@knellknell939]

@@JamesTheTurnbull Corneo: "How much 1 night, baby ?" Cloud:"That is what i want talk about"

[@ICE-ing]

Cloud’s all like “how much would you pay me if I did?”

[@Guts_Brando]

LMAO

[@RonPaul42069]

Underrated

[@Redahoge10]

Hero of Pay Me!

[@strikeranimus2721]

If only that were an option...

[@mcmovinup4991]

Or "For the right price" would actually fit? Don't you agree?

[@mysticpebbles9652]

Wedge: “It’s all a game to her, don’t fall for it” *1 year ago* Wedge: *texts* hey *no response*

[@CuteLisaorLena]

I really did have a hunch that she led Wedge on 😂 Poor Wedge, it broke my heart! I was like: "Alright, I'm about to throw hands with anyone who hurts cinnamon roll Wedge." 😂

[@mysticpebbles9652]

Strawberry Moondrops I like how immediately after you can choose to bust a big move and accept her invite over 😂 clouds just like “We are not the same wedge” 😂

[@loregasmic]

it's cuz he's fat

[@toasterstrudils]

Underrated

[@dimitriosgladio059]

Wedge is a bro, possibly me reincarnated into an FF character lmao

[@munchimoo]

Square Enix: *Gets you emotionally attached to Jessie* Also Square: Psych! Edit: Woah i didnt even realize how big this was gonna blow up 😅 thanks guys!

[@conceptvague5708]

After seeing wedge survive I was hoping she would too :(

[@xxdanthedinoxx1058]

I’m surprise they haven’t played her as a figure I wish they did

[@munchimoo]

Concept_nothing 818 ikr? 😭

[@jackalvonstone250]

Also Square: DOUBLE PSYCH!!

[@Arthirias]

@@conceptvague5708 And biggs is alive too

[@holitinne]

Despite Jessie having alot in her plate, she sure looks like a blast to hang out with. With her smashing personality, it is easy to see why everyone in sector 7 fell for her.

[@kevinvu5432]

Plate....blast.....fell....

[@CloudDelta]

DUDE WTF!!!! Shit I am crying right now!!!

[@jr5687]

Wait a fucking second here...

[@AchiIIez]

jr5687 Yes it happened and you will cry

[@Ansem_SOD13]

I see what you did there...

[@Mo-fz1to]

Any girl: 🥰 Cloud 😐

[@phucnguyen-ce8qx]

haha

[@dangerousdoings8066]

Cloud: Sephiroth...

[@ultimelol5907]

More like Clould: 👁-👁

[@ClotiStrifehart]

🧿_🧿

[@saitosan876]

When you have no emotions, but you are surrounded with beautiful ladies who are emotionally attached to you. Cloud: O _ O

[@volmaaraldovahkiin5346]

The plot twist is she just wants to make a pizza with a friend. Double plot twist is she IS the pizza.

[@pumpdaddyg]

I’ll definitely eat a Jessie pizza

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

acedia0ira goddamnit, you made me laugh so hard. I need to go rewatch that scene

[@KTEXE-xj6lg]

And she wants cloud to eat her

[@bluecanine3374]

Well she wants something baking in her oven

[@Sharkwizard]

Triple plot twist the pizza is actually pizza twists and quadruple plot twists she’s still the pizza and a by extension a FREAK in the sheets

[@thegooseman90]

"Men are not allowed inside" Cloud: inside the house or Jessie?

[@awilmart]

Wedge: YES

[@efranek]

Lol

[@lennymosca9099]

Now that was not funny 😒

[@sullivans2004]

LMFAO

[@cici39177]

@@lennymosca9099 Nah that was pretty funny.

[@brainrich1358]

The "No promises" answer seems more in character with Cloud. He doesn't want to be bothered with it but he's still a good guy deep down.

[@shinjig]

No, that is a Squal answer, Cloud is too beta to even answer in the first place and would run away.

[@agssilv5919]

shinjig he might not be as alpha as zack but he is no beta

[@darkstrike8064]

What do you mean he's a good guy deep down? Why does he HAVE to sleep with her?

[@TheRealPaco2049]

I like to think that cloud is fully aware of the effect he has on women but dont wanna make a decision and break any hearts.

[@MuhammadIrfan-oe5su]

@@TheRealPaco2049 samee...like the dude clearly knows he looks attractive based on his reply when Tifa realizes he was wearing a dress. Sometimes i really do feel bad for him

[@SoulGlow88]

I seriously sat at this decision screen for 30 minutes LOL

[@bluenosaurus2720]

It's must be hard =))

[@ardraagatama2858]

I am watching for 728th time as of now

[@eddytanzil]

same here 😅

[@lawrencelord9777]

LMAO SAME

[@alecto1550]

I'm intrested into your monologue when you were trying to decide. Lmao

[@NoMADnecro]

Fans: So how thirsty is Jessie gonna be in the remake. Square: YES!!!

[@xValsion]

try harder

[@yogendrachouhan2328]

It should be: Fans- so how thirsty is Jessie gonna be in the remake? Square enix- aaahhhh, Ara ara 💦

[@UrielDominican]

I love this comment section meme

[@0omatthewo0]

as pointy and far apart her breast is

[@copyright.dannyy]

"Are you seriously that desperate?" Lmao Cloud is a savage

[@dimitriosgladio059]

Danny Nguyen the burn...

[@christina113704]

I like to think about how awkward it probably would have been if he was still the old Cloud 🤭

[@maJastoL]

​@@christina113704the old Cloud?

[@Gigatless]

Seeing a female character who's being so energetic and overt about her desires feels fresh. That's why I liked Jessie the most.

[@thenibelung2660]

ikr, prime grade fiction

[@TheCleamOneArt]

Most women are closed and shy. Not many women who pursue their men. Jessie lets you know she crushes on you, a woman that plays no games.

[@0utrunner237]

She’s kinda too aggressive lol

[@fionordequester6748]

Too many mixed signals, with all the "psyches!"

[@Gigatless]

@@thenibelung2660 that's why it's called final fantasy lol

[@JustAnNPC245]

This situation sucks for Cloud. One girl that wants to make him another notch on her belt. One that switches from being very clingy to not even acting like they're friends. And one that rejects him because he isn't who he was, and she also knows what's to come. Why is freaking Sephiroth the only character in the game that wants Cloud to be Cloud?

[@solartraveller]

Because Sephy is best bro, and bros before hoes.

[@JustAnNPC245]

@@solartraveller the true meaning of Final fantasy VII remake.

[@kaknur_fluffy]

@@solartraveller HAHAHAHAHA bros before hoes! true

[@jowoboy9911]

Because cloud doesn't like girl hahahaha 😂

[@nerfedmann]

It was never stated that Jessie was a bitch trying to get a notch on her belt

[@Doom_Guy__]

Square Enix is playing with my emotions.

[@r.r.t.9605]

Too many succubus on this game, is too dangerous even for doomguy

[@GG-ms4qp]

What do you expect from dating simulator remake?

[@sonchae22]

DoomGuy do you mind helping Cloud kill Sephiroth?

[@Guncannon]

Psych!

[@holitinne]

Doomguy would probably ship Cloud and Barret, on account of Barret’s chaingun.

[@michaelallen6513]

“You still owe me a pizza”

[@SMFullMetalPrime]

🤧🤧🤧😭😭

[@Herr.P]

@@SMFullMetalPrime It dident hit me that hard because she went down fighting Shinra goons.

[@SMFullMetalPrime]

@@Herr.P it hit harder for me cuz of the larger roll she got. So great! I wanted that pizza date.

[@Kaaaii]

okay, this hurts.

[@deinonychus1948]

@@Kaaaii actually I think does f**king Whisper things got to her, you know those things that keep the timeline intact and will definitely try to make sure that Aerith dies this time but Cloud will defy destiny to save her... that's just my theory tho

[@Chatshirre]

“ Are you seriously that desperate “ lmao

[@FreezerdaBlue]

I was hoping someone else thought of that!

[@makedragon]

Well at least this is a main character who is not a idiot that doesn't get that sort of comments and what they mean

[@andieskywalker]

@@makedragon oblivious main characters ARE SO ANNOYING

[@goncalobaia1574]

Lmao, like..... cause I kinda am

[@gaspenpayne6755]

@@andieskywalker he's not oblivious at all tho, he literally called Jessie desperate, which means he knows Jessie is flirting with him.

[@DrWells-qq1cc]

>Never played FF7. >I really like the remake, can't wait to see what Jesse was like in the original. >"Jesse was barely in it." >Nevermind then.

[@vocalcalibration8033]

That is an unfortunate situation for those of you starting with the remake, the characters in the original, though still good, won't have a fraction of the screen time or character moments. I still recommend playing the original, just go in with the knowledge that it is a game from 1997.

[@dimitriosgladio059]

“What he said”

[@SkulShurtugalTCG]

I hear she had a poor dental job.

[@ALunarLight]

I think I recall her calling cloud cute at the train station after a mission? Lol but yeah she mostly avalanche related mission.

[@Rebel_Friend]

@@SkulShurtugalTCG “Jesse, did you get a root canal or a punch to the face?!”

[@Lucasio1209]

Jessie: Mind coming over tomorrow night? Cloud: *inhales* AREYOUSERIOUSLYTHATDESPERATEYOUDIRTYBITCHLETGOOFME

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Incel cloud

[@HazasDump]

@GrapeSkoda Yeah, I don't see how he's an incel.

[@mishavoldigoad9051]

Cloud: For the right price

[@nurisstrifer9419]

3:12 the most cuteness you never found.

[@whiterose8601]

Nuris Strifer never have those to words gone together most cuteness

[@perweezneqqi4049]

That cute face stole my heart

[@susannewitt9079]

"... sleep with her"? I think, she just wants a date... eating pizza and talk.. no more...

[@ultrabigfella]

Sure Susanne.

[@Vinthechad]

We all know what's gonna be happening in that damn room

[@ehrgieiz]

I can already tell you're a virgin...

[@TheBatman39]

Such innocence, it's almost adorable. Girls also can threw sexual hints and teases you know?

[@camilomarchesi1793]

@@TheBatman39 then why not say i want ur peeepee and thats it instead of pizza

[@ian2714]

The VA they got here is what makes Jessie so good in the Remake. She is perfect for the role.

[@lennymosca9099]

The voice actress for Jessie Rasberry was absolutely fantastic she also voiced black cat in Marvel Spider-Man as well as Cassidy cage in Mortal Kombat 11 and among other things that's not who only voice acting very talented voice actress so yes I noticed that that in the first few scenes that she did such a fabulous job everyone fell in love with his character right from the stars and she was a fun character to have but she won't be in a second one unfortunately and that would be tragic but the story must go on his Q would say from Star Trek next Generation all Good Things Must come to an end

[@comicalpeculiarity6174]

It's jarring if you played P5 or P5R

[@GeorgeReid81]

@@comicalpeculiarity6174 It is hard not to hear Futaba.

[@WRILLI4M]

In fact, most of the voice cast is fantastic in this game.

[@PassiveWealth]

Every VA in this game knocked it out of the park. Especially Aerith and Barrett

[@bladerj]

so wedge was rejected by jessie is what i learned from this

[@ceshmate1953]

Or he himself is in love and doesn't want cloud to be with her. But him being played by jessie sounds more likely.

[@ProjectSincere]

@@ceshmate1953 yes wedge doesn't have the confidence to approach jessie, but prob does have a crush and is passive aggressively nudging cloud to not get with her. And he is real friendly with Jessie's mom

[@DanJuega]

Hatefilled lol who hurt you

[@pedrocamara885]

Actually I think that Wedge has a really nice looking face, refreshing to see that since being fat =/= ugly

[@clorza6578]

Call me crazy, but I think it has way more to do with the underlying Biggs/Jessie undertones. I think Wedge is always just the male friend archetype that gets the low down of his female friend's thoughts and knows that Jessie doesn't quite mean anything by her flirting with other guys because she really has her eyes on Biggs. Everyone else is just a distraction.

[@Ansem_SOD13]

Jessie has such a smashing personality.

[@Skishe]

Dude...

[@witchking008]

Alex The fool idk but my calculation and preparation about the comment is that Jessie has smashable Personality(admirable body) or she is getting smashed by *hard* personality

[@Lao_moon]

Mate, I misread Jesus at first and was like wtf... Still smashed like tho

[@whong09]

Nah Jessie has more of an "explosive" personality

[@Ansem_SOD13]

@@whong09 She's to "die" for

[@ashketchum1377]

Dude why couldnt they give us a flirty choice response ??? I wanted Cloud so bad to say “don’t tell Tifa” LOL

[@L4zyC4t]

why would he say that? he doesn't belong to Tifa

[@rage_eagle4598]

@@L4zyC4t then who does he belong to?

[@rage_eagle4598]

@@L4zyC4t and aerith likes zack and we know what happens to Jessie, tifa and cloud are perfect for each other

[@sansgaster4746]

@@rage_eagle4598 nobody

[@KazukiVA]

@@rage_eagle4598 sephiroth

[@amsyarmalek7]

From this to “You still owe me a pizza”. This breaks my heart... 😭

[@danielgagnon5001]

God Damnit, who the fuck would put onions on a pizza😢😭😭

[@howardlam6181]

@@danielgagnon5001 Onions are good if they're thoroughly cooked. They become very sweet. I guess people who put onions on your pizza never knew how to cook or were just too damned lazy to cook it.

[@notoriousalien]

they better bring her back if they brought aerith, zach and biggs back smh

[@atomicfart6830]

After spending 200 hours on persona 5 royal I can’t hear jessies voice without thinking she is futaba

[@ChrisRizer]

She ih

[@NarutoStorm3Rocks]

At least Jessie is a character and not a walking anime nerd cliche.

[@89Dustdevil]

People that like FF7 should never call anything else nerdy.

[@NarutoStorm3Rocks]

@@89Dustdevil the fact that she is a cardboard cutout of a nerdy character trope has nothing to do with me being a nerd or not.

[@Dudldom]

All I hear is Magilou from Tales of Berseria

[@lordtesla9538]

They really made jessie likeable...that speaks a lot about the remake, they did a really good job portraying the characters personalities ...even the side characters !

[@laiklim]

If u guys wanna know Japanese version. When she said “tomorrow night all roommate gone” Cloud is NOT said why you so desperate. He said “what’s that gonna mean?”

[@theweebnoob7999]

So in the english version he is "smart" to know that she might want his d while in the japanese version he is dumb like a cliche anime characters. yeah cultures are very diff between japan and western. Nice founding man.

[@BrianXiong_98]

That means she knows his sword ain't the only thing that's big on him 😉

[@brotherextreme]

@@BrianXiong_98 got to get the D vitamin lol

[@ThatGuyLav]

Dog Mal watch prince vegeta

[@susannewitt9079]

In the german version he says: "Äh ja... schön für dich" that means "Uh yes... good/nice for you"

[@julioperrota8678]

Jessie: "Will you go back tomorrow night?" Cloud: No. The player: YEEEEEEEES!

[@rapidfire9999]

Tifa: He will be mine, now.

[@WinchesterxNL]

That little tongue bite after she says psych. Gets me every time

[@LockCard]

jessy: hay big boy, i hear you have big boots cloud: i have 7's leave me alone

[@Mukation]

Cloud's actually pretty short, he's 5"7 in the original game atleast.

[@TBrizzle01]

@@Mukation I believe it. I guess times have changed. I doubt 6'3 was a common height in Japan in the 90's.

[@Mukation]

@@TBrizzle01 well, the world wide average is like 5"9 and for "whites" (Europans and in the US, Canada etc) it's about 5"10. So it's not as if 5"7 is midget sized, but he's probably not considered tall.

[@lynmerc8102]

@The Main Nerd exactly what I thought

[@-8h-]

@@Mukation I think 5'9" is pretty standard for both the usa and canada. 5'7" - 5'11". So I'd say 5'7" is slightly below average to average.

[@TrvisXXIII]

The first response makes more sense with the “sike” at the end, thought it was just cute, but now I see why it was put there

[@minnasouen7460]

Me too 😅

[@vkrunk7]

Would y’all be able to fill me in on this or would I have to finish the game? I’m about to go to the shinra hq

[@tinabeana4495]

I may be dumb, but why? Edit: oh is it cuz' of what Wedge said?

[@calboyalexander8181]

Why?

[@lennymosca9099]

And she has a boyfriend already Biggs and wedge was trying to protect his best friend's girlfriend because she tends to get ahead of yourself and flirt with other people that's why Biggs after you've done talking to Jesse is standing outside his place sweeping dirt outdoor area I think I know tell you he's just pretending to sweep something into Jesse's done visiting with Cloud to go talk with his girlfriend about inappropriate conduct I should make it up to him make up make out with Biggs

[@migkaleber1055]

Cloud:"Just let go already." Jessie:"Only if you promise to come back tomorrow night. Deal? " Cloud:"For the right price."

[@dreamingheroes]

The most underrated comment here 😂

[@Deedric_Kee]

Exactly 👍🏼

[@Rikamiza]

If that would be an optional anwer....

[@ruintheday13]

Cloud unintentionally made himself into a prostitute. XD

[@PresidentPixel]

Jessie: Sleep with me! Cloud: Okay Sojiro Sakura: Hoo Boy! Cloud: Would you get out of here!?

[@bangchan1263]

I got the reference.

[@briangreen3496]

I don't get it

[@ceruleanx5364]

Lol

[@lawrenceallado1457]

😂 cos Jessie and Futaba has the same Voice actress

[@koza.]

Oh no, it’s a Persona reference

[@Gameboynitro]

I love how Jessie thinks "I'll think it over" is a automatic yes, classic.

[@briangreen3496]

It's cause the running joke is cloud playing hard to get. So he's more or less saying yes without ruining the joke.

[@dreamphoenix]

IMO that was a yes for Cloud, and Jessie intuited it. Cloud never says yes, it's always "For a price" or something to that effect.

[@asianguy5028]

I had choose to go with tifa before this and when I saw the options of “no promises” and “not happening” my dumbass thought that they were both ways to let her down, one being nicer than the other so I choose “no promises” and now I feel like an asshole for promising two girls I’d be with them on the same night

[@lawrencelord9777]

I do it all the time just live your life and let things come to you

[@peynnep6483]

It's rewind time

[@immaletyoufinish]

Well u don’t have to worry about real people getting hurt as ull never be in that position

[@GG-ms4qp]

@@immaletyoufinish too real man

[@pureskill123]

@@peynnep6483 That's harht

[@skins4thewin]

She is just too damn adorable. Best girl without question.

[@Gigatless]

Open, brave and energetic. Like the complete opposite of real girls haha

[@DefenestrateYourself]

Gigatless Yikes. Prime incel material right here lololol

[@itzakitz3855]

Cloud ain’t a SIMP and I respect that Edited:wtf 347 likes I was just expecting 20

[@2156Charlie]

The girls simp for him

[@scourge8143]

He’s like the exact opposite of a simp

[@4pplypr3ssure]

As far as i know it's called comp right?

[@itzakitz3855]

Zolag what

[@BenjaminGoose]

I'm a simp and proud. Cloud is too.

[@midnightpanda10]

okay I prefer Jessie now over Tifa and Aerith lol

[@mur4s4m3]

Same... but she dies 😭

[@waikeongang5048]

me too

[@bellcranel9072]

Yes

[@bellcranel9072]

@@mur4s4m3 and that also yes too

[@munchimoo]

Bat Panda when they get you emotionally attached to them and say "Psych!"

[@Brandon2940]

"Are you seriously that desperate?" I like how that line ws delivered 😂

[@deadly_oj_557t3]

The sad thing is the day after they go for the next reactor they blow it up, cloud falls in sector 5 slums is out for the whole night gets back to sector 7, goes to save tifa from corneo, falls in sewer, gets back to sector 7, the Turks drop the plate and we never get to go back to jessie

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

It’s really nice how the remake made Jessie best girl instantly

[@BGuhChannel27]

if this American Drama Series Cloud will sleep with every girl in town start with this girl, Tifa and Aeris LOL

[@unfunny8705]

@@madkilla707 all in one DLC expansion pack for only 109.99$

[@r.r.t.9605]

Welcome to Midgardale

[@raniergamazan4941]

LOL so true, they're gonna be staring at each others eyes then proceed to passionately kiss while removing each others clothes and trying to find the bed at the same time

[@ProjectSincere]

Who is aeris

[@fivefivesix-sevensixtwo4114]

@@ProjectSincere Aeris or Aerith. Same person.

[@MrEvldreamr]

Bruh, i hope homegirl got laid..... she was a whole mood, man

[@6ixlxrd]

Square Enix: "Buy this expansion pass to find out."

[@teyvatvillager136]

@@6ixlxrd sounds good to me even if it's real

[@jesusfollowerswomenministries]

sin is death and God knew without Jesus to come an save us we would all perish an die but God out of his own love an mercy an grace an goodness sent Jesus Christ to us to save us and by putting all of our faith in Jesus and believing only in him an repenting of our sins and forsaking our sins an this world an forsaking idols forsaking the devil an forsaking anything that's against God we shall be saved by him when we accept Jesus Christ as our true Lord an Savior and surrender everything to him we are his forever 📖🕊John 3:15-18 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. and reconcile us to God our Heavenly Father and creator and to have a personal relationship with Him and with His Son Jesus an with his Holy Spirit 📖🔊Romans 5:6-11 For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die. But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life. And not only so, but we also joy in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom we have now received the atonement. Only Jesus can save us from hell an death an sin and give us eternal life in Heaven 📖🕊Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. he's the only way to Heaven, there's no other way an never will be no other way, our only way to salvation is in Jesus Christ alone who is our only salvation 📖🕊John 14:5-6 Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

[@teyvatvillager136]

@@jesusfollowerswomenministries STFU

[@xenosworks794]

@@jesusfollowerswomenministries stop doing this i understand that you want to pass a message but this is not a type of video for gods children. do not force this kind of comment here you'll just make them hate god more if you post this type of comments here and don't think im not a believer cus i am a christian so just don't type here in all the comment section.

[@SchadoVA]

I kinda believe after this moment cloud started to slowly open up. So we gotta thank jessie.

[@JustSumGuy01]

And then she died

[@lennymosca9099]

Yeah I agree with that particular you on the mission mad Dash you can see him starting to open up

[@KenZ0e]

They did SUCH A GOOD job with Jessie (and all the other characters) in the remake. From character(s) that I barely noticed 20+ years ago, to someone that I was genuinely sad about (and kinda crushed on) knowing her fate in the original.

[@gluckhunterjr.9344]

After agreeing to smash Jessie the next day, I went back to Tifa's crib to see if she was ready to smash tonight. He said "she's probably asleep" when I touched Tifa's door. I guess Cloud/SE doesn't think like me. That's good. That's real good...

[@raregrimebeats1352]

I wish they give you a choice wether to be a one man type of guy or a chad/tyrone player type of dude smh. Jessie looks like a good lay though

[@theazureknight9399]

@@raregrimebeats1352 Banging a lot of girls at the same time isn't really in character for Cloud though, lol. The guy barely shows any feelings for anyone.

[@raregrimebeats1352]

Vlog do Maminha don’t have to have feelings to bang

[@ehrlichergobbler]

@@theazureknight9399 for Aerith tho. Cant blame him for that tho

[@milchbrotchen2930]

@@ehrlichergobbler he shows her Zacks feelings xD he carry inside him

[@snowykitten6860]

"hey, you know Tifa, right?" "This may not be any of my business, but are you guys close?"

[@TheSolarCobalt]

That face she makes after she says "Psych!"...... WAIFU.

[@Hidden-Kard]

I need a part 2 to the remake if I have to wait another 5 years imma die

[@ShinigamiUchihax2]

This scene proves Cloud is a boy in man's body he was in a coma since he was 16 woke up from the coma at 21 with an identity disorder problem and severe trauma. Mentally he's still 16 and it shows he doesn't handle things like a 21 year old would. Cloud underneath all that tsundere attitude and ego is still that insecure little boy who's a SOLDIER reject.

[@snowykitten6860]

It's kinda sad, thinking about it... I feel bad for him :(

[@ShinigamiUchihax2]

@@snowykitten6860 it is I hope they explore his dilema a little more in the next part. I feel like the age factor wasn't brought up in the original game. He experienced a lot of trauma and was carrying the fate of the world in his shoulders with the mind of a 16 year old. People are quick to judge Cloud's character and call him emo, generic and dramatic but again Cloud is a kid he was robbed of 5 years of his life and put in a tough position literally woke up to see his mentor/friend die in front of him, with new found abilities and carried a huge burden, no shit of course he's gonna act dramatic.

[@gummibears27]

Yangel Senpai Yep. I love Cloud he’s such a sweetheart and so beautiful but his life was so awful! 😢

[@imbawling]

someone is upset cloud doesn’t play into playful flirting much.

[@vincevvn]

Any 16 year old boy would have hopped in the sack immediately wtf you talking about

[@kevtlee08]

They made me liked Jessie in here. I knew what was gonna happen but they still got me.

[@SeFu2006]

This is so funny because Jessie is actually older than Tifa Aerith and Cloud, but she is acting like the little girl in love, but it also could be that she’s more mature and direct with her feelings because she’s older, I luv this character, not sure if I could keep up with a girl like her irl but I would damn well try

[@abiraakram6971]

Me: *Gets attached to Jessie Biggs and Wedge.* Square Enix: P Y S C H

[@siend1812]

Wedge = Gunther (from Kick Buttowski)

[@Kyle-xb8us]

Thanks i was racking my head because the voice sounded familiar but i forgot where i heard it

[@rvindrc7268]

i thought from badjer (breaking bad)

[@darthsader7089]

Same guy

[@kamikaze4172]

He's a few characters, but I remember that voice now

[@dannydicheeto8353]

Its like he's every fat character in early 2000s cartoons

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

How ecstatic she gets when you say you'll think about it. Amazing.

[@rodrey330g9]

“Psyche!” “That’s the wrong number!”

[@SonDeku-y5x]

Cloud: I am not a simp. Also Cloud: ....though I might change my mind....for the right price

[@dustnstuff7729]

God that tongue bite and wink combo when she says Psyche

[@jherrenor]

Hardest decision in the game turned out to be: Have pizza or reject pizza.

[@syafiqsafiuddin8356]

Jessie is that kind of girl that is always looks cheerful, playful and outspoken in a social gatherings. She is not necessarily far more aggressive than anyone else but she just copes rejection and failures in that way, where people just thinks she's just playing around and wouldnt matter much if they do or dont what she asked of them. But definitely she hold interest in Cloud secretly

[@magnalaude9861]

So, Tifa's gonna see this when he goes to Cloud's memory.

[@campbellz_soup6071]

0:36 Wedge’s laugh gets me all the time

[@davidthornhill6642]

Cloud: (ಥ﹏ಥ) Tifa: I know, she's gone now... Cloud: SHE WAS GONNA MAKE ME A PIZZA!!! Tifa: ...

[@user-ti2xi9bd4u]

Jessie:”Are you coming tomorrow night?!” Cloud:”For the right price.”

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Whoahoho

[@hobbitpsi]

Jessie saying "psyche". It's a nice reference to the 90s when the game came out.

[@josephmoore9706]

how

[@cosmickeyboard9811]

Cloud: ok where's that piz- Jessie: *getting ready to perform the natural obligations*

[@Dilo22]

[HAREM INTENSIFIES]

[@ashemabahumat4173]

(harem shrinks)

[@trh3xa174]

Tifa technically wins by process of Elimination.

[@dezysun9323]

@@trh3xa174 HAHAHA that one killed me xDDD

[@trh3xa174]

@@dezysun9323 You weren't the only one that was killed :^)

[@vincenthammons-kd9du]

am I only one who sees jessie as a flirt that likes to get guys to fall for her then runs of into the distance when one tries to get close?

[@ZeniusFox]

I'm def getting that impression from Wedge's comment and her saying "psych." Some ppl just like to flirt.

[@a1041]

Yeah, that's different from her personality in original FF7..

[@svenwagner4717]

@@a1041 I am reading this one a lot. Care to elaborate how exactly? Been some time since my last FF7 playthrough but I can recall her having a crush on Cloud there as well.

[@TheJadedJames]

Sven Wagner Jesse wasn’t anywhere near this thirsty in 1997. She is barely in it outside the opening mission and when Shinra attacks the Avalanche base.

[@armoredp]

I don't think her psych is genuine, she really does fancy him (she even says so to Biggs), but tries to make things less awkward by pretending it is all a joke.

[@akray1153]

The worst part is , you don't get to see it happen

[@SogDough]

Only Sephiroth can make Cloud show any emotion

[@RobertLoyale]

The music. Bringing back a lot of feelings from the original.

[@hereforthehoney]

The best part is, Barrett reveals in rebirth that the ingredients she listed are aphrodisiacs

[@tonyvang7648]

Damn still can't believe they gotta kill her off man. Imagine square doing a love square.

[@xValsion]

1st time?

[@lennymosca9099]

Jesse also died in the first Final Fantasy 7 as well so it doesn't make a difference The Whispers or the outdoor time was trying to maintain time now I don't know why Bigg survived if that was going to be the case and wedge survived by accident cuz he went down to help Evacuate the people from the section 7 slums

[@imgassault]

Wedge: Men are not allowed inside. Cloud: Hold my sword

[@dimitriosgladio059]

Cyang Wedge: hold Jessie’s pizzas

[@squall0833]

Oh squareenix, why do you have to do this, i havent finished the game but that's giving me awfully bad feeling already, oh Jessie, Widges,Biggs, I really like them :((

[@pizzadood21]

I kinda like how they fleshed them out making more than just 1-2 chapters side chars.

[@cryomanc3r]

Wtf is a "Widge?"

[@beepbeepfire]

@@cryomanc3r xD

[@yannispirou101]

01:20 it's like Cloud is breaking the 4th wall 😂 I loved Jessie tho 💕

[@s.beaumier8765]

I was glad I followed Wedge's advice. He knows what's going on, maybe more than what people think of him.

[@darksin7578]

I actually wanted to cloud to go to her place, but ended up finding out that would never happen

[@Dronetothetop]

They really made a good remake. I love every cut scenes in this game.

[@SolaireFlair]

Who could ever friend zone Jessie? She's perfect

[@VampireA1056]

Because he liked Tifa at that point

[@jonathanakerele8006]

Cloud's very serious tone when talking to Jessie as she clearly is crushing on him seems very similar to Ryo in Shenmue keeping his emotional distance from Nozomi as she deeply admires him while he solely focuses on finding Lan Di. Just an interesting similarity I noticed between some of the characters in these two very different game properties! 🤭🤭

[@meex2434]

Well, there is one thing we could agree with Jessie, Cloud is so adorable

[@AnaFolkenstal]

It's not about sleeping with her as Cloud is absolutely not into her. But pizza and a friend surely even he can't say no to. I mean he's slowly softening up which is a good thing in his case. While Jessie might have other intentions I'm sure if he says "no" she won't press further. Yes, the little hints from Jessie are clear, but it doesn't mean Cloud would go through. He's portrait as pure and innocent in the romance area, which is shown in a lot of japanese games. It's not OUR world, you know? with all the perversity and insatity that goes on this world this is a nice break. Sure, what you would do is absolutely up to you, but don't project your desires onto Cloud ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@lawrencelord9777]

Ana Folkenstal good point

[@lawrencelord9777]

All jokes aside he probably is hungry could go for pizza

[@AnaFolkenstal]

@@lawrencelord9777 hahahaha who wouldn't go for pizza :D

[@alecto1550]

Never tought about it that way, i might need to question my critical thinking..

[@Yusukeleon]

Even a superhero can't stand on this kind of thing. Let's looking forward on hentai.

[@klouditb2765]

Fr they need to hurry

[@lawrencelord9777]

KloudWTF when you guys find it send me the link it’s for a friend

[@onion69420]

Me too me i need it for uuhh..for the development of mankind.

[@shinjiadventures7558]

Sause me up as soon as possible

[@superdrifter-1773]

You know what’s weird ? There’s no Jessie hentai or porn neither for Aerith , but there’s a WHOLE bunch for tifa It’s such bullshit I’m trying to bust to Jessie and Aerith but there’s not even one of them

[@melody_crystal]

When you made the realization that Jessie has the same voice actress as Futaba from Persona 5... Love it

[@TheJadedJames]

Melody The Ranger Cloud, you’re looking cool

[@Johnson_professor]

Aerith is too poetic, Tifa comes on too strong, Jessie is just the right balance. Coming from a time in 1997 where we barely knew her character, and then now.

[@ashemabahumat4173]

I was gonna disagree with the Tifa thing, but she really does just expect a lot of shit from Cloud. Also gets visibly upset when he acts different than what she expects of him.

[@emhapz]

Ashema Bahumat I think seeing how much he changed probably isn’t easy for her though.

[@anarrivingwingedhussar9692]

Yeah you’re right, Jessie definitely doesn’t come on too strong ...

[@cryomanc3r]

You mean to tell me her last name is now "Raspberry?" 😂

[@Prodigi50]

Jessie be all over Cloud like white on rice, hugging him and kissing him on the cheek. Tifa has expectations but she doesn’t come on as strongly.

[@nathanaguru8021]

Cloud: *YOU OWE ME A PIZZA*

[@olddays5656]

Jessie doing the work to knock tifa off her spot as best girl

[@SomeDayDreamer]

and then he's like "you owe me a pizza" trust me cloud she wanted to owe you alot more than that hermano.

[@Im_George]

Okay, SquareEnix... How much for the dlc to get the "FUCK YEAH" option?

[@tiffanydickert1360]

When cloud asked for a raise later in the game, I said Alright Geralt. I swear he’s greedier than a Witcher lmfao

[@LinkinVoider]

If they were to f*** I Wonder if the whispers would try to intervene 😂

[@Mark-tw7en]

I like that 😂

[@COKOCOKOY]

Ok, that "psych" just too good, i'm already confused to choose between Tifa and Aerith. And now Jessie??? Ouch....

[@haschwalt2742]

I wanted cloud to have date with her so bad I played continuously till 5 am in the morning only to see her death, was not expecting it at all man , I was heartbroken😢

[@komododragon410]

You too? Man I discovered her death when I shipped her so hard with cloud, and now my sleeps are gone.

[@jaehaalexander1172]

Didn't play OG huh?

[@haschwalt2742]

@@jaehaalexander1172 played it after the remake

[@jaehaalexander1172]

@@haschwalt2742 yeahhh. I kinda knew the fate of Jessie, Biggs, and Wedge because I played OG waaaaay long time ago. And it still hurt! Lol guess that means they did a good job

[@1a2d09]

Ah the moment I dub “The dating Sim choice crisis”

[@ruemignon]

When I heard Wedge said the name "Jessie", I immediately knew that the voice came from the dude who pals around with Jessie Pinkman in Breaking Bad. Matt Jones that is.

[@muhammadadnan1451]

holy shiet you're right, first time i heard it was wondering it felt familiar

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

She's practically rubbing her nethers on Cloud but my man doesn't even flinch *Giga Chad*