FFXIV cutscenes without context #1 (Up to 6.0)

[@derryair9419]

Fandaniel saying "Daddy" using Asahi's face will always be cursed and horrifying

[@LilAngelPrincess95]

"I beg your pardon" is still one of the funniest lines in this game for me. I said it just before he did the first time I watched that scene.

[@crescent077]

Laughed hard when i watched this cutscene first time

[@roetemeteor]

@@crescent077 "...What?" 'I beg your pardon?" "Yeah, exactly, *what* ?"

[@ericbright1742]

I have two lines I called a second before they happened. "Word for word," replying to Lyna, said through a choked up throat a second before it appeared on screen for me to say it. "You did _what?!"_ ~Beq Lugg

[@petrus9067]

I've JUST realized that Merlwyb is the only not shocked by the sahagin's excitementr cry, she even seems to smile because she interacted with them before therefore understands their gestures. That's a really cool detail

[@Noki_Kelevra]

Nanamo's fucking face in that scene kills me everytime.

[@Namaestai]

jfc the sound of Emet-Selch's body flopping down the staircase NEVER gets old. It goes on for the perfect amount of time-- long enough to make you go "...when is he going to stop?" and cutting off at the exact moment before it's too long. Masterful.

[@ikmkr]

who wants to bet he practiced it

[@jemm113]

@@ikmkr he fucking would practice it like a pratfall, the theatrical bastard!

[@lilporky8565]

And perfectly capped off with that goofy face too

[@SemekiIzuio]

His expression too is very much a clown

[@gateauxq4604]

That was too many steps he frll down 😆

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Okay can we just appreciate the fact that Yotsuyu laid out Gwyn with a SINGLE slap?

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

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[@Anergyne]

@@TheEmperorHyperion Like all his namedays had come at once.

[@elliotalegedly]

Sure, I never liked him so I'm glad the happened. 😌 me and my sister call him cheetah man

[@mrdoormat6809]

That was strong as fuck slap alright

[@nepspartan-7597]

And it took four of us laying into him for several minutes to finally put him down

[@SilverWolfDawn]

the edit between Merlwyb's "i've found cannonballs effective" to Emet getting shot absolutely SLAYS me. it absolutely laid me the fuck out. Also the relative silence somehow makes these clips even more batshit. immaculate work.

[@squidpaladin]

it laid Emet out, too

[@jutsumaniac4569]

The sound of him tumbling down the stairs gets me every time.

[@Onilinkfan2]

I forgot that that scene existed and this is a wonderful way of being reminded

[@lyraspasar649]

Gigachad Thancred: - takes a punch to his exposed face from a fully armored knight -barely flinches -punches same fully armored knight with his raw fist -sends him flying -tells him to git gud -leaves

[@orimoreau3138]

to be fair that "knight" was a total wimp

[@iantaakalla8180]

Thancred when he is not over losing Minfilia but he hates whiny people even further:

[@THEREALBLU13]

1:02 this is my favorite cutscene in the entire game only because my game froze right before thancred’s punch hit the “little lordling” and then unfroze and the guy was just layed the fuck out on the ground

[@HunionYT]

the game had to take its time to load the damage

[@theequalizer694]

Swung so hard it sounded like a sniper rifle sound effect

[@behema9713]

super late to comment, but i love this little detail at 3:29 . When the Sahagin screeches, everyone is confused, but Merlwyb smiles because she has been around the sea-faring Sahagin long enough to realize he is screeching in celebration, not anger.

[@BadModder]

So it's basically the sahagin going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@harryguidotti3815]

Fandaniel lost the science fair and decided that everything in existence had to perish. Dont be like Fandaniel.

[@Wingy_]

2:19 i fuckin love that double take

[@deadlyponys8096]

It was at that moment i realized 'I'm scared of Tataru'

[@GSuschrist]

whats the original cutscenes again?

[@Seepkin]

​@@GSuschrist They're getting your measurements to tailor you an outfit if I recall correctly

[@thefreshestmango1106]

The Scion Adventurer's Outfit IIRC​@@Seepkin

[@Qardo]

3:11 The mood for EVERY DPS waiting in the queue. 3:37 The Mood when they FINALLY get a group. Need I really explain more?

[@Spartan135]

no 😂

[@cherrydragon3120]

Yeah thats very true

[@bartendersouls]

0:20 Merlwyb gunning everyone down absolutely killed me

[@jaxwolffwrites]

Absolutely killed the Sahagin too.

[@Shinku_no_sanbun]

I liked the armorsmith cutscene where they brought her in to judge an armorsmithing competition and she tested the armor by dressing her soldiers in them and then shooting them until one fell.

[@MelaniAlarcon]

@@Shinku_no_sanbun looool

[@WongKinYuenHK]

@@jaxwolffwrites LOLOL

[@NotTheAntichrist]

Anyway, I started blasting

[@althelor]

I swear we need more of these kinds of compilations. It's so easy to forget how absolutely weird some cutscenes can be considering how serious the msq typically is, but even the serious moments are mixed with absolutely bonkers moments and it is beautiful.

[@concentratedregret6394]

It's surprising that there are so few Hildibrand scenes in this

[@batfan932]

I call that a Japanese game in a nutshell. They'll literally do a whole horror scene and then have some dumb nonsense in the next.

[@BadModder]

​Because it's too easy@@concentratedregret6394

[@backgroundcharacterj5071]

2:50 I remember running this quest with a friend amd we thought they were actually dead so I said " they're not dead they just partied too hard" and then they just got up

[@lilporky8565]

"DID SOMEONE SAY PARTY!?"

[@StarshadowMelody]

Only someone who _Truly_ loves their work can be reinvigorated after working themselves to exhaustion by the prospect of more work. We watched that happen to _an entire settlement._

[@3ASY355]

4:28 I wonder how that argument would stand in a court room 💀

[@TheBonkleFox]

Me in regards to the elementals.

[@Philosjutsu]

That's kinda the argument for abortion.

[@XthTerrorOfDeath]

3:15 I have no clue why her Head-desking causing the FPS to drop by one made me laugh so hard, but it did.

[@dragonlua3944]

the wol in the last clip having the time of his life, good for him

[@origin6638]

I just wanna know how I can have that good of a time

[@jacobkern2060]

@@origin6638 Heavensward allied tribe quests

[@cherrydragon3120]

​@@jacobkern2060oh the vanu vanu one???

[@jacobkern2060]

@@cherrydragon3120 Allied. Meaning you need to max out the rep for all 3

[@trippytanuki1171]

1:57 I love the transition between her dialogue and the immediate gunshot after

[@ApexGale]

My favorite scene is in post EW, when you and G'Raha go to recruit Y'Shtola to join your treasure hunt and find her asleep. I play a redheaded Miqo'te girl, so it was like two siblings were just watching their friend sleep. The fact that the music just abruptly stops as it cuts to her noticing us and she scares herself into dropping a book on her head. 3 cats just fucking around at the library. Priceless

[@leanblasterex5240]

As a pink haired miqo'te, i can agree xD

[@gaialudovicaangeloni2179]

black haired miqote. Kitty council doing kitty things. :D

[@SirenaAnimates]

Blue and white haired..

[@batfan932]

Also the way G'raha was sitting was so cute. Honestly, I think the only Scion you haven't found snoozing at some point has been Urianger.

[@Skallva]

It's even better when you play as a catboy because before the fade to black, you casually squat waiting for her

[@shinkushika]

4:53 is killing me GO NANAMO GO

[@leonides1527]

Nanamov I am sped

[@orimoreau3138]

she jumps like mario xd

[@TheBonkleFox]

She's making off with the last cookie.

[@CeeHoff]

I hear the Super Mario World jump sound whenever I see this jump.

[@nslater1388]

I remember a scene in Endwalker when Alisaie says she has no great love of violence, and all I can think of is her leaping of a balcony in Shadowbringers because she was so excited to go on a rampage.

[@pragmat1k]

The Warriors of Darkness having sympathetic backstories felt way too out of no where with how crazy and menacing their expressions were in the earlier 3.x patch content...

[@megamage911]

Yeah, I always felt they went a bit too hard on making them seem like actual villains in their first appearance... xD

[@e.k_liadon]

@@megamage911 Well they kind of were, if only by accident. They had zeal that was manipulated, so it's natural that they would act so strongly when you first meet.

[@megamage911]

@@e.k_liadon No but the problem is, they felt a bit too much like they were actual bad guys, rather than people who thinking they were doing the right thing. It was sorta hard for me to take it seriously when they're revealed to actually just be trying to save their home world and started crying. It felt a teensy bit forced at the time... They did make up for it with how well ShB was written, but that was 1 of my minor gripes with HW D

[@SalinaMoonfall]

@@megamage911 This, though could make a hot take that their expressions and attitude when we first see them could be taken as a low-key taste of what everyone else we fight as the WoL sees when we come at them in all our murder hobo glory.

[@megamage911]

@@SalinaMoonfall Hmm... I guess that's a fair point xD We do kinda get a sense for that when we go to Garlemald and the general public there were as scared of us as the Domans were of Zenos.

[@DarkHawkeLP]

Is it just me or is Merlwyb the only one not in shock when the Sahagin screams as if she understands what he is saying?

[@warkiller]

Well, she is the leader of the nation that lives close to the Sahagin and Kobolds, so of course she would be much more aware of their cultures than the rest of the Alliance leaders. XD

[@NaitomeIya]

She is not in shock, indeed-she smiles. She knows the meaning of that specific sahagin cry.

[@lemeres2478]

At some point in fighting someone over and over again, you evenyuallly learn how yo say colorful things you did to their mom last night.

[@iaminsanity2238]

Well i mean she has been dealing with them for years, not super unbelievable that she'd know what that is

[@Nyx-um4jv]

the entire dinner scene with fandaniel and zenos is so insane but so terrifying. i love it to this very moment

[@lilithlabelle1783]

Especially I loved how I was like watching it, thinking like "Oh, did we like get kidnapped or what?" and the just... look upward and see Zenos casually eating and I couldn't help but think "oh, a date, i see."

[@nohemi6899]

​@@lilithlabelle1783 CORRECT

[@BST1001]

I’ll never get tired of that moonlift cutscene

[@darionarretrea3586]

Its one of the reasons I tell people to do the Vanu tribe questline. Also for the emote ofc.

[@f-b420]

the cut to Raubahn's lion roar got me lmfao

[@33link333]

I really appretiate the edit between Thancred getting punched and hitting back, it looks super smoothe.

[@adjwindu70]

4:59 an instant classic

[@blackjet2000]

That Mad Snake line still cracks me up

[@iantaakalla8180]

He yells it like he watched Mad Snake die in a Metal Gear Solid-like game.

[@twentyeightstabwounds7761]

3:07 POV: you are working in retail

[@orrusfellin5150]

0:18 "If violence does not work, use additional violence."

[@Majima_Nowhere]

This video just made me realize I _really_ need to do the manderville quests.

[@DraconicCatgirl]

It’s hilarious how the only one of these clips from Hildi was Gilgamesh lmao

[@alienators1796]

Never ever skip the outro of Battle in the Big Bridge, sadly it wasn't shown what he did next in the video

[@batfan932]

Honestly, I do them for Lord Godbert alone and it is so worth it.

[@Spartan135]

​@@alienators1796the funny part didn't got spoiled for those who didn't played the questline.

[@MidnightEkaki]

i was expecting most of these to be hildibrand but it probably deserves its own video

[@SilverJakler]

I was half expecting the Emet line to be followed immediately by him shooting (you know who).

[@mewple]

Ah yes, the uncut version for my satisfaction.

[@OsamaBinLooney]

3:20 everyone at the end of Covid

[@jianghuwang]

03:06 The least calm lalafell in Ul'dah.

[@humanintelegence]

2:04 THE WAY HE ROLLS IS SO FUNNY

[@loner419]

To be fair the context of Fandaniel telling us that he wants us to die is that...well he wants us to die.

[@vfaulkon]

"Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?" "I am." 2:05

[@iantaakalla8180]

And then Dio resurrects Tarkus and Bruford, her most loyal and capable knights, as ignoble vampires.

[@Bottle-OBill]

My favourite "out of context moment" in 14 has to be: Urianger: "To that end, I have laboured in my sojourn to this world, discovering in so doing the answer to a pressing mystery; That of Black Rose's inexplicable potency... "Come."

[@Saphtism]

I need to have the energy of the dance in the last 10 seconds of this, holy shit.

[@silentsnow9254]

Alisaie wanting to fight something *so* bad she literally jumps from, like, 3 stories up is such a mood xD

[@iaminsanity2238]

3:28 just noticed merlwyb's little smirk because she knows what that actually means

[@Shauni3183]

Very good video! It only lacks the quest where you help the children of Doma in Mohr Dona to create a proto adventurer guild. After you discover that an Evil Party of Lalafell (redundant, I know) plan to summon the primordial carbuncle, the children all rush to ambush them then drew out their toy weapon. Then, the Warrior of Light stand next to them, look at the children, then at the lalafells, then back to the children, and awkwardly draw it's weapon to not embarras the kids.

[@Winterlunaria]

Hmm, I replayed the game through NG+ and have no memory of that part. I'm certain if I saw it I would have clipped it. Perhaps it got removed when SE cleaned up some of the ARR slog.

[@jeromecarpentier8842]

@@Winterlunaria I believe it's a part of the doman enclave rebuilding

[@shadow23498]

Damn, I don't remember this part at all

[@darkwyspercreations]

@@shadow23498 It's a side quest you can find in Mor Dhona by the back entrance off an npc. Quest is called "Toll Duty"

[@rubybananers8215]

The questline where you get the moonlift dance is so ridiculous and I love it.

[@mlemlemmlemmlem]

4:43 just realized that's a metal gear solid reference lol

[@backslash4141]

This just makes me realise how much I miss having emett-selch around. Comedic, tragic, And threatening all in one fun hunchback package.

[@john_7000]

Eeh I am glad he is dead, there is so many ancients are better then him like hythy and Themis are so much better and Erik too

[@leanblasterex5240]

Emet was the best villain, right up my alley

[@lemeres2478]

0:35 I think that one gets better with a bit more of that scene. Mostly because he says "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, oh, and also fuck me"

[@2x_negative]

I loved the original, but this one is even better!

[@ponderingForever]

This is brilliant- But I like this

[@phoenixruin6640]

The best part of this one would have to be at 4:56 to 5:00 Yotsuyu: Take off your close Uncle Orange: Cum

[@PunYT]

[Cyberpunk 2077 music intensifies]

[@jacobkern2060]

2:47 for YEAAAAUGH!

[@Sky_Ler2000]

Definitely his funniest line 😂😂😂

[@kaffka4753]

That WoD smile is just sus af

[@lucasb.1163]

Wonderful simply wonderful , some are even funny in Context.

[@acnight1046]

Yep, this is the final nail in the coffin to convince me to pick up the game (whenever I can afford it)

[@Exceltiaawesome]

Free trial, my friend. I was on free trial for over 1100 hours of gameplay. So, so worth it.

[@batfan932]

Free trial gets you the first xpac and so much content. Also, all the other xpacs go on sale so often. It's worth the journey.

[@hungrychad]

This has made my morning 😂 Thank you

[@ViewTube_Dan]

You should’ve taken the „come“ before the „take of your clothes“.

[@ViewTube_Dan]

Very well done with the upload without the music. I've "accidentally" watched this in a loop while cleaning my room for an hour.

[@Wolfoso]

My dear boy Emet-Selch being the absolute troll that he is even when being shot.

[@donimmortal7692]

In Delivery Moogle questline. There is one Lalafell who said "Me like being press, it give me thighs tingle"

[@Qardo]

The whole Delivery Moogle Questline had a LOT of out of context moments and EVEN WITH CONTEXT it still did not stop you from taking a double take. But hey, the hat is nice.

[@RenaissanceMotoko972]

Fandaniel was right to possess Asahi, they're both so dramatic, lmao.

[@thehermit8618]

For a game shock full of emotionally heart-rending moments, its remarkable how easily and effortlesly falls into dry and camp humor territory

[@viivsyn4893]

show this to a cutscene skipper and they might rethink their life choices

[@leonides1527]

3:49 oh lawd she comin!

[@solidsnake434]

played trough every single moment here, it has been suchj an awesome ride :P also stupid funny when played without context

[@kaydwessie296]

How am I supposed to explain to people that this is the very expensive videogame that made me cry?

[@tyriaxepheles7996]

In the slap sequence you forgot Livia Sas Junius kicking the cabbage

[@Jaddwhisp]

this was one of the videos that convinced me to play the game beyond the month i promised a friend boy am i glad i did-

[@bunguschungus2572]

I absolutely adored this game. Can’t wait for the 5th expansion

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

Sometimes I forget how Merlwyb is RAW

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

Definitely earned her spot as the Admiral.

[@joseduran7104]

-Come -refuses to elaborate -struts off looking at you

[@Evillittleman]

I like to imagine this is just one really long cutscene

[@lucascarlstrom8806]

I honestly hope you make more of these... This was too good lol

[@Ariadarkqueen]

Sir you have earned yourself a new subscriber got me laughing way to much 😂

[@derandi2324]

great work gathering the clips together aside that's a really cute WoL!

[@Sasseebee]

dude that entire grave scene was so comedic just like "oh....theres not a body in here"

[@Hardivh]

The funny thing is that most of those have the same feels even within context

[@burmy1774]

2:32 Montichaigne's wink

[@kisaLuver]

I'm just before entering Heavensward. I know next to nothing about any of these scenes and I *love* it

[@Hero361]

whatever is going on in that last clip is hilarious and i cant wait to find it

[@Tygaera]

4:33 "Seems I haven't seen the last of that moldy old hole after all..." lmao

[@Rinkutensei]

Raubhan and the metal gear reference xD Mad snake? Mad snaaaake!!!! 4:44

[@erdnuzz8368]

00:25 - Somethimes this Elezen makes no sense even WITH context.

[@blackmagichour]

If you even do a third, you gotta add the taste test scene from the lvl 50!Culinarian quest

[@mistamemewide]

You can put the entire Hildibrand Questline and no one would know ANY of the context.

[@kuronaialtani]

Aw, I’m kinda sad you didn’t include emet’s expression changing about the ivory standard

[@ChevysGirl321]

The “Father’s teeny tiny toy boat” kills me every time

[@zero5559]

the vanu scene is on fire

[@swapertxking]

Honestly, having played through more or the story, the fact that some of these scenes have more hidden context makes it only funnier in hindsight.

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

Almost makes me wana play again after a decade of not playing... almost.

[@Daktangle]

Alisaie being a mood, Y'shtola's wink. The FF14 ladies are too much.

[@NaitomeIya]

At this rate an FF14 abridged may actually be viable! But damn cult dancing, cant resist me some good beats. Might have to do vanu vanu quests just for that haha!

[@Andyjoe522]

That specific scene comes from the bonus quest line that you unlock by doing all three HW tribe quests. You'll even get that dance (minus the DBZ aura) as an emote for your reward as well.

[@moonstone9292]

4:58 you don't have to tell me twice

[@haseotheterrorofdeath4938]

Her smacking her head on the desk is me literally every day 😂😂

[@salemfae]

I love this godsdamn game so much

[@AgentZeroSCP]

Christ. This game without context is like the greatest of shitposts. Brilliant.

[@TruthSeeker777]

wait what scene was that at the end? @5:42???

[@Winterlunaria]

It's from the allied beast tribe quest for Heavensward. You have to complete all Heavensward beast tribes to unlock it.

[@TruthSeeker777]

@@Winterlunaria ty!!

[@squidpaladin]

the fandaddy clip kills me

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

3:02 It's a weird game where Gilgamesh is in it and not the weirdest one by a long shot. I love it!

[@Sylfposts]

That Gosetsu falling down scene was the first time I burst out laughing while playing this game (tho I hadn't played Hildibrand quests yet) The timing is just perfect

[@legion_sqd]

i feel violated on behalf of Urianger's book