FFXIV Meteion roasts Emet

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►Game: Final Fantasy XIV Online

[@reachinghigher4259]

Ehhh

[@rjc523]

ehhhh lol.

[@droopyturtle98]

The "scene cannot be skipped" had me in stitches. Really nice touch

[@def702]

That honestly made this perfect

[@LuckyIStar]

I barely survived that. Sorry Emet, you're gonna have to take this roast in it's entirety.

[@Rhoen13]

I was just about to ask! He was SMASHING the Emergency Escape 🆘 button on this convo wasnt he!?😂

[@meco97777]

I literally did the ugliest scream laugh! At that part!

[@Annamoon_]

I was laughing so hard at this part lmaoo

[@z3r0fluxx91]

"This scene cannot be skipped." Poor Emet wanted out but couldn't.

[@zacharyhall7466]

he tried 5 times lol

[@aaronsound]

EMET IS THE KIND OF GUY TO SKIP CUTSCENE IF HE'S GETTING HURT

[@ecyor0]

Some may say this is out of character for Meteion. I remind those people that Meteion takes on the emotional state of whoever's nearest as her own.

[@bmanpura]

F for Emet

[@BonelessFolka]

Now the question is, were they reflecting on Emet's or Hermes' emotional state 🤔

[@pinguin4898]

nearest is a surprisingly stretchable term

[@StormCreeper98]

@@BonelessFolka Yes.

[@StormierNik]

It's WoL, it's definitely WoL thinking this and it's ending up coming out of Meteion.

[@MenrvaS]

"SUCH DEVASTATION. THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION" -Hermes

[@Spartan135]

*Hermes,after he saw what his twisted creation had done to his home and people*

[@Buzz_the_Cat]

“That brain surgeon or lawyer he’s f*cking with… …A S C I A N”

[@HCSR2]

You can't say that! That's their word!

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

A N C I E N T

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

Gotta have the A-word pass

[@jinthemedic8648]

ASS-ian

[@Jeezes718]

​@@HCSR2 venat gave her a pass, she loves trolling emet

[@Tom-Pendragon]

Emet-selch repeatedly hitting skip LMAO

[@carbodude5414]

Love that the VA retained Meteion's stutter

[@AlekinHaike]

Was fun as fuck working on this LMAO

[@megamariostriker]

You did great, this was AMAZING

[@AlekinHaike]

@@megamariostriker TYSM!

[@AlekinHaike]

@@Tummamu I'M SO GLAD LMAO I WAS NERVOUS ! It wasn't too hard!

[@typicalneet]

There was a second that I thought it might have been an ai doing the voice, since it was pretty close. Good job!

[@kelmirosue3251]

@@typicalneet A good voice actor will always make you second guess if it's really acting or some program being used

[@tusdarryl]

I know she had a stutter when she spoke aloud in the game itself, but for some reason I wasn't expecting that to carry into this shitpost too. I was delightfully mistaken and it made it more genuine. 10/10 would laugh his ass off again. Great job.

[@Fircasice]

What do you mean, shitpost? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@BlackBog86]

"Maybe Hythlodaeus will call your dog ass" This deserves a million views. Thank you so much, Saucey Noodle & Co.

[@matias9609]

Ah yes. The timeline where meteion came out jaded and all her sisters were so angy they didnt get fazed by all the desth and loneliness

[@Xenmaru00]

The timeline where she actually DID get verified via Peer Review, spent a little too much time around Emet-Selch, and picked up his ability to shittalk anyone she comes across.

[@Thessalin]

​@@Xenmaru00W-w-what a nice civilisation you all have. It's based on some ancient myths. Well I-i-i was there and Pikard and Dathon were just horny on that planet. And your prime directive is stupid. Observe... (People destroy their own civilization to escape Meteion's snark)

[@naif9464]

“Mayhap I should revert you to the PATHETIC, FADED THING YOU WERE.” said Hades, calmly

[@typemoon7748]

My favorite part is when she stutters saying "brain surgeon" -- it's like her brain is telling her to stop, but she knows she's in too deep to go back

[@snbwz]

You know how you never asked for something, but someone gives it to you and then your realize it’s exactly what you needed all along? That’s this.

[@Demonboy007]

*Smirking_Vegetadotpng*

[@jackadams3878]

To quote my prince, "never have I needed something so much and never known until I received it." All hail princess trunks.

[@mirchiamemeina1524]

@@jackadams3878 The fanbase crossover I never knew I needed until I received it.

[@benedictgg]

Alekin's voice is forever stuck in my head after animating this

[@theeversens8367]

Ngl Meteion doing ehhh eto bleh thingy is the most fitting shit in the universe. I've downloaded your vid, cut that exact moment in sony vegas, and basically re-watch it on daily basis.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Hermes: THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD Meteion: How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

[@holy8782]

@@ForgiveTheAtrocities I didn't even know people still used the word "colored" in 2023.

[@PrincessNine]

@@holy8782 not the right kind of people do

[@jackadams3878]

@@PrincessNine never understood that one anyway. I mean, white is still a color

[@TankNode]

@DepressoExpresso on God you did not just say "colored" 💀

[@Lorfo11]

@@holy8782 What about "Dark skinned"?

[@donimmortal7692]

This is what happened to every self-learning conversational AI

[@HayTatsuko]

The Final Day (Savage)

[@Jeezes718]

Hermes: Meteion, I gave you wings to fly, but I did not give you an N word pass.

[@BiggestGal]

The voice actress doing the stutter so well is my favorite part of this.

[@DragonsScarletScythe]

This is the best thing! I love how you included her stammer, it was a great touch

[@kaimaverickhunter]

Holy shit, Emet got destroyed

[@102jayday]

So this is why he changed his hair

[@Kebin13]

Fuck... This is canon now.

[@tarnrazar]

Precious daughter. I am so proud of you.

[@WanOlDan]

I just woke up and this already made my day. Masterfully made and absolutely 1000% hilarious.

[@Uchizumaki1]

As a blk man I officially give Meteion the nword pass

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

She doesn't need it shes black by birth she just dyed her feathers blue for a while

[@shinmenmagnum]

As a fellow black dude I think she counts because she turns black-feathered toward the end. I support my depressed babygirl

[@yrtert7138]

I think you should shorten black man to BLM

[@--Animal--]

@@yrtert7138 Black Mage?

[@Spectre92ITA]

@@--Animal-- that's the joke.

[@Jabamaca8]

Thank you, Hermes. Meteion almost got her ass cancelled.

[@TheAzulmagia]

The monochrome Meteion is what she turns into after she successfully uses the N-word.

[@layerex3957]

Meteion: Ni- Hermes: *Meteion.*

[@rashdecision]

I need more of Meteion roasting people in my life.

[@gdm2524]

And thats how Final Days crisis ended, kids. Poor birdy just needed to vent.

[@gentlemanchogath7613]

Looks like Emet got Meteowned

[@Demonboy007]

WoL: And on that day, Meteion became my best friend in the whole world.

[@shwiftyboi2184]

This scene cannot be skipped. I fucking lost it

[@FBI_Not]

“This scene cant be skipped” *Streamer sweat*

[@RowanWhite1980]

The true start of the Eighth Umbral Calamity. 😂

[@yaluckyboy]

nah mate, this was the true Final Days

[@oldmanjenkinsgaming3555]

That cut off point killed me🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@Nes_Cartridge]

She was about to drop the hard R

[@LeftyPencil]

The shots fired sound lol

[@irisheartt]

Yeah that was a sick burn, but she feels the emotions of others as if they were her own, so she kinda played herself

[@Neos4500]

I had no idea Thug Life Meteion is something I needed in my life. Please do more.

[@Bort-licenseplate]

*sobbing* Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

[@AvelineMelena]

My god the voice acting is just as perfect as the animation

[@lens_hunter]

His hair is magnificent, how dare you!

[@o0Cheator0o]

Canon : In their travels, it is possible that the Meteion Sisters have influenced populations around them due to their effect on Dynamis, causing ends of worlds that would have not happened if not for her. Headcanon : Meteion Sisters roasted legions of planets and species, until suicide was their only way out

[@GuerreiroAventureiro]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@101Tigerheart]

Bringing up Hythlodaeus was a nice touch 😂

[@crowofcainhurst]

Since Hermes created meteon I'd just say those are things Hermes been wanting to say to Emet and Meteon just reading Hermes mind.

[@duraeusentenu]

That will never die. As much as I want it to

[@hendreor.m6685]

0:23 i was expecting that she would call him Hades instead

[@TruthBlackheart]

Bro she just destroyed Emets world AGAIN

[@ArchieGamez]

LMAO THAT SKIP CUTSCENE

[@HezrouDhiaga]

the scene cannot be skipped was the best part LOL

[@Yokai_Yuri]

I can see Emet selch trying to skip the C.S

[@livecarsonreaction]

This is why you don't let your birdbrain child talk to other worlds unsupervised

[@Wolffangod]

Videos like this is exactly why i love the ffxiv community

[@NotTheWheel]

Please inform your collaborators they did a great job.

[@christopherbravo1813]

well Emet-Selch is a more compelling antagonist than Meteion could ever Hope to be. Check. Mate.

[@peaceolale]

This is what meteoin improvise the script when shooting in SE studio, freestyling as slink johnson instructed her to do

[@brycemoose7026]

As an officially licensed black person I give metion the pass

[@pockystyx4087]

I was wondering when the next burn savage was on the way

[@leonides1527]

I can only imagine the endsinger that came from this meteion

[@go-gogodlike6179]

The n-word heard across the stars...

[@twylxght]

Ah, the Meteion that went to Los Santos

[@dadkwashere]

The true threat behind everything and anything since ARR, everyone

[@DanteEdgeworth]

Damn the videos in my recommended been fire lately

[@IuSuShy]

Masterpiece!!! Cant skip the cutscenes!! 😆

[@MishiMIshaniz]

Perfect timing on this, I finished the elpis section of the MSQ just last night LMAO

[@blackandwhiteduo4971]

OK this is some funny shit, thanks for the laugh

[@MrEbizio]

You get this cutscene if you don't skip

[@armanhammer]

That's our Meteion! *Laugh Track*

[@Aexias]

i will treasure this in my heart and secret folder for eternity

[@handlethesenutz]

hermes is absolutely getting shoved into a locker over this one

[@Alpacalips]

LMAO "scene cannot be skipped"

[@recjr7685]

Emet's haircut is glorious, thank you very much

[@ArcadeTheatre]

She's spittin' straight facts

[@maczerker9300]

that may be the quickest I've subbed to a channel in awhile

[@spiderham20]

Enough Dynamus in that roast blow up the star

[@WorldOfMinds]

The Burn (Savage)

[@denkste1034]

i love this. all of it. a fkn masterpiece.

[@GorehowlBeardhead]

Wondered how you were gonna handle 'that bit' Well played 🤣🤣

[@HDSUGR993]

Holy hell that was amazing. Love her animations XD

[@digidudeimpmon7394]

And I thought Y'shtola's little sun remark was savage, sheesh!

[@christopherthomas9218]

Was waiting for her to say "ninjaaaaa"

[@SophiaAstatine]

Emet's hair is great. Emet is great. I'll fight the little girl. 😤

[@FrankyPlaysGames]

Recommended brought me to a goldmine, thank you so much

[@joshthehuman9449]

This is a top tier meme

[@lamiamoonshadow1104]

I'm sending this to everyone on my friends list. E V E R Y O N E.

[@LithiumLead]

That was incredible, great job. Got a good laugh outta me lmao

[@Salty_Neko]

Ngl I was half asleep, I heard the “this scene cannot be skipped”, and just started laughing

[@TheElviz86]

Holy shit that was too funny. The end in particular

[@Enter-the-Fray]

Stay Saucy my friend!

[@grizzlybear6377]

"All you had to do was follow the damn Phantom Train, Emet"

[@EmperorZurg14]

I really should stop skipping cutscenes....

[@origialtych]

immediately after this Meteion was tied up and stuffed inside a bag with only her head popping out and a sign explaining why she was being stuffed inside said bag

[@itsyaboiherman]

The homie got NO chill lol

[@dukecasual]

Holy Fucking Shit.

[@stevenalvarez2924]

That shit is adorable.