Fighting my way from PEASANT to KNIGHT OF THE REALM!!

[@GalaxyHighMarshal]

Hi Half Sword Games VFX dev here! Thank you for playing our game! greets!

[@palnetalan2754]

Hi GalaxyMarshal

[@Uk.government-j2q]

“London simulator” is wild

[@ferrumignis]

Accurate though.

[@Uk.government-j2q]

@@ferrumignis ok fine, true, but still that comment was wild

[@tiffanyevans9431]

So

[@joshuamangia932]

Tee Simulator

[@Uk.government-j2q]

@@joshuamangia932 brooooo

[@Dfarrey]

This is simultaneously the best and worst combat I've ever seen.

[@djchappell1726]

The total lack of martial understanding swings wildly between entertaining and scarringly painful! 🤣😖

[@stevebrown5241]

And RCE's comments....absolutely loosing it every 2 minutes with laughter. I think this is one of my favorite videos. :)

[@QueenMonny]

​@@stevebrown5241 Same. Funniest video I've seen in ages.

[@sirscooty2330]

That’s exactly how I imagined fights in London go “Eat my knife, eat my knife. Oh dear, I’ve died”

[@asaturner4097]

How was there not a "what did he say?" Gif when he said "we're all stuck in each other "?

[@HashknightGaming]

Seems normal at this point.

[@LuxFerre4242]

22:24 "How are we meant to hurt each other? We got so much armour on." The answer is the name of the game: half swording.

[@Connor-p6k]

He actually right nice!

[@python2400]

18:03 "We're all, like, in each other" THAT is the WHAT DID HE SAYYYY moment😂😂😂😂

[@LearnToRace]

This game is comedy gold 2:59 giving the guy a smooch killed me

[@AaronLyNxAI]

The giant pliers are smiths tongs, for blacksmithing. They have a few names but that's the one I know them by. Got a few pairs myself for when I work on knives

[@J.I.R.A]

Omg yes, mate! Don't get much time to play nowadays, so this game is the only one I've been playing whenever I have a few minutes. Turn on the PC, launch it, have a few laughs, and turn it off. Not having to worry about progress, connection, or nothing other than laughing has been a wonderful experience.

[@jaymay7957]

1:45 how the vast majority of people fight hahah just swinging wildly. Hilarious

[@rabidbadger5260]

'London simulator' had me creased! 11/10 - -totally accurate battle commentary.

[@BAKERSMAN]

FYI that tiny shield is known as a buckler, usually paired with a one-handed sword🤓😂

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

And the weird spear is a billhook, the AK47 of the medieval world, because it was also a farming tool so everyone had easy access to them

[@of_being]

I would not recommend tilling your soil with an AK. It’s effective, but expensive.

[@Plystire]

@@of_being Not to mention the lead content your crops would end up having

[@Digibo]

I've yet to see a shield paired with a two-handed sword 😅

[@LuxFerre4242]

@Digibo I've seen (and used) a two-handed sword with a shield at my old HEMA club. It's not great but better than a kick in the teeth.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Calling a candle stick a coat rack? That's a paddling.

[@freddycalabrese319]

Take a shot every time Matt says something like "we do not lose fights in Australia" or "I'm quite good at single combat" before immediately dying

[@Mets2015WorldSeries]

13:23 I think you’ll be upset to hear that the shield emblem you have is that of France…

[@vironx22]

Day 59 of asking Matt to play what he wants to play. Because we will enjoy it anyway :)

[@JoshSteiner14]

The only one of these that’s okay

[@saadsaad-g4e]

Waiting for 10 more days to make it efficient. I hope Matt is hoping the same to make it efficient.

[@britishshock]

Theses are always the best games. Especially when they're not.

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

Best comment in a while

[@GETCHOOSUM]

This is the way

[@JoJoGaminG36]

I finally did it, I started to study Civil Engineering! Thanks for Matt that made this field of Work interesting for me over the years. You really made the decision easy for me.

[@TTIOttio]

Drinking game: take a drink every time Matt says the same thing twice in a row :p

[@Coolchris158]

I’ve been saying that for months 😂

[@TTIOttio]

@@Coolchris158 I didn't notice it till this video! No idea how I'm so bad at noticing things... xD

[@saltyjr42]

(dies within two minutes)

[@jimmymcgoochie5363]

Please, for the sake of your liver, DO NOT TRY THIS

[@robwitka]

Classic Jacob Two-Two

[@davidjagt9627]

"Peace, Love, and Cold-blooded Murder" is definitely a way to end a video

[@RexRussia88]

Use the shift key with short bursts/swings, the leading arm you swing with it always going to position the corresponding foot to match (that’s why you get off balance) double clicking releases stuck weapons, don’t swing blade back and forth causes your swing to not have momentum, momentum dictates how much damage you do

[@phoenixta8168]

is what he is playing the demo or the actual game, and if its the game, where can I find it? Thank you!

[@Juniper_Rose]

"he's got so much armor! how are we gonna get through!?" - matt, wielding the "get through the armor" weapon, the morningstar

[@officialnucky]

6:05 Matt got the finger puppet weapon

[@JojenPaste]

So excited to see you play this. My buddy and I got addicted to this demo for like 2 weeks straight. This is all we played. It’s so surprisingly fun.

[@graygam]

This game is actually pretty interesting, a lot of the design and art is historically accurate. They are kind of mixing the 14th and 15th centuries together, such as I saw a depiction of the Black Prince wearing a sallet even though they wouldn’t exist for approximately another 40 years after his death. Other than little things like that its really cool seeing something so historically accurate

[@antwauneharris6663]

0:25 the shade is real 😂😂😂😂

[@ОнекдОт]

0:25 can’t even afford hair😂😂😂

[@jormunganir3517]

12:44 That's a billhook. A pretty nasty weapon often used to dismount cavalry. Overall just a pretty decent polearm if you ask me.

[@JTHarleyD]

This was so hilarious. Been howling and crying for more than half the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@szilagyilev]

mylord, mylord, the boosh counter... it overruneth!

[@jcbw95]

I understand this is an older video but this video made me laugh out loud best video on KZbin the game plus commentary are elite.

[@ghriszlybare2547]

I swear i was thinking of that scene in gladiator and zoning out a bit and then you say the line! "Are you not entertained?" Sometimes i wonder if were all connected

[@_Kovayne]

i've never laughed this hard at a gaming video before but this game is hilarious

[@leepatterson5710]

Finally something that is a clicker game where Matt is like “fat stonks” every 5 seconds or a game where he commits genocide for the upteenth time. Loved the video.

[@adynwhitworth3842]

BRO YOURE LIKE MY FAVORITE KZbinR AND NOW YOURE PLAYING ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES? HELL YEA

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

Pretty sure I'm stealing that pic of matt on the gladiator and hanging on my wall 😂

[@alepaz1099]

"We all started with knives, this is London simulator" 😬 😂😂

[@sidneyvandykeii3169]

This is the Goat Simulator of medieval fighting.

[@crapparc]

The idiom is Rags to Riches, Matt. Unless that guy is so poor it's just the one rag.

[@PlatinumGaming67]

11:06 That was actually a really good attack

[@R-es5pg]

As someone who works with architects and engineers nearly everyday, your dislike for them is 100% justifiable

[@guyhale4941]

This was hilarious. Big laughs with this one.

[@borbarad2.0]

The weapon at 12:50 is a Voulge a forefather of the Halberd.

[@kanesaunders4000]

This kinda reminds me of “swords and sandals” from school days 😂

[@olivialambert4124]

The irony of "Brave Stand" being nothing but Matt running away.

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Need to see SovietWomble playing thisXD

[@The22ndDoctor]

The great philosopher Tyson once said "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"

[@hasangarmarudi2178]

15:08 actually sick reposte

[@meatharbor]

While certainly manuscript-accurate, the one-handed bloke attack is commonly thought to be incapable of Ending Him Rightly™.

[@zenzej]

"I'm trying to not have mercy on You, Shut Up!" - this got me hard :D

[@DanielTracey-kr9ep]

This is one of the best things Ive ever watched, kudos RCE

[@IDESTROYER236]

10:51 "Mods, kill him with hammers."

[@Angelsilhouette]

12:44 It's a Bill Hook.

[@raznaak]

Aww, I wanted to say it.

[@FerrumAnulum]

Came here to say the same thing

[@erictorres9906]

I'm not used to wielding something like this - THAT's what SHE said!!

[@OctyabrAprelya]

She do be wielding 👀

[@lordsqueak]

@1:00 ish "Mom! , why are the skinheads fighting?"

[@AppleShrapnel]

Something I'm hoping for in a future update is a slo-mo toggle. Would be so fun for making a precision strike around an enemy's guard or lining up a thrust or chop with their head. >:3c

[@jonogrimmer6013]

I nearly died watching this! 😆

[@ithoughtshewas18]

To paraphrase someone - We are the lowest of low...we can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by 😂 that was what I was half expecting when Matt said We're the lowest of the low 🤣

[@shannecy9801]

7:19 thats a buckler shield used to parry

[@salionshatterstar]

Oh my goodness. I can't recall when last I laughed so hard.

[@steelratgoestogym]

This one was absolutely hilarious, LMAO 😂

[@tdahl42]

RCE turning this game into Peter Garrett Dancing Simulator. (Lead singer of Aussie band Midnight Oil)

[@QueenMonny]

🤣. Only a sufficiently old enough Australian (or someone into... unusual music) would understand this reference. But it's spot on.

[@elmadicine]

bunch of blokes shuffling around in a corner with knives "London simulator" 💀💀💀

[@JonBonCat]

@12:41 a spear is a type of pole arm. What you were wielding is also a pole arm, and it's called a glaive. Much love to you and yours. /Jon Bon

[@JonBonCat]

Turns out it's a billhook.

[@FlatAntler]

I think this RCE's funniest video of all time!

[@hasenkuschel8328]

There is a demo of this game too. You begin with nothing and have to find weapons and armor in an rouqe like setting. And their is blood too!😊 Some bosses are so powerfull🥲

[@minkster5054]

Its always the engineers that like the group stuff.

[@theUglyGypsy]

Minneapolis simulator would be a 10 year old stealing your Kia.

[@chrisbatherton]

love this thank you!!

[@ianemoon5152]

May i recommend "we who are about to die" its similar like this but with gladiators

[@Bagline]

Jeff Bezos fighting simulator.

[@VinayVarsani]

One of your best videos in s while Matt 😂😂

[@corey1605]

This was hilarious!!!

[@minsin21]

14:25 that looks more like a Shiny Vader

[@spaceman1643]

the new 'thats what she said' clip got me

[@cnikkor]

There is a typo in the title. "KINGHT"

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Oops, architect moment!

[@cnikkor]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming happens to the best of us apparently

[@NoodleKeeper]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming Should've just left it. It fits with the goofy vibe of this game.

[@snodog00]

​@@RealCivilEngineerGaming You...um... you seem to have those a lot.

[@OakleyWaltman]

I thought it was just a Monty Python reference lmao

[@dondiezel]

I feel like this is how RCE would fight in real life.

[@Daniel-lc5dk]

TABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤

[@willnogood]

Playtime is over boys, I'm going to take the cookies out of the oven lol

[@JMan0160]

17:48 he got VIOLATED

[@QueenMonny]

Your time stamp is a second too late.

[@Dog_is_god21]

i love how they just kept hitting the dead guys

[@ameknight8875]

Fallout: London looks amazing so far!

[@aulvinduergard9952]

I believe that 'paddle' was what medieval laundry women used to clean clothes. Yes, they'd literally beat the stains out.

[@Nick-hi9gx]

No it is for putting loaves of bread in the stone oven, taking them out again. Same thing as the big ones used for pizzas, just bread-sized.

[@Infernoblade1010]

Taking a page from the treatise of Sir Flails Wildly

[@iXpertYK]

I can watch this video all day long..so funny

[@Apocalypse33]

This was hilarious 😂

[@jamesmarkham9464]

Ahh I just laughed soo hard I cried 😂 amazing job Matt lol

[@jb.7314]

Its somehow quiet disgusting to see the kind of the game about gladiator fighting and somehow amazingly funny to hear your commentary

[@JinxsyYT]

This game gives me the same feeling as hitting someone in a dream 😅

[@scottvisakowitz6326]

I havent laughed this much in a while

[@cactus.goblin]

I am literally crying with laugher omg

[@SgtBucky26]

You should do a bridge review on archaludon. It's a pokemon and a bridge

[@hjge1012]

So this is what real engineering looks like.

[@Friariah]

The tiny shield is called a buckler.

[@laneledford7383]

I will never get tired of the architect hate. It makes me smile every time. 😂

[@harrisong3386]

At the 4:30 mark that guy beating his meat while beating you with pliers 😂 his hand placement was definitely sus

[@fruitfulconnoisseur]

The guy with the hat rack had slow swings so it's a matter of timing with the stool

[@mikeroshier6560]

Omg swords and sandals next gen update

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Haha yes!!

[@mikeroshier6560]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming swords and sandals video coming soon? 😂

[@stuartlanqvist2390]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@quindecim577]

Greatly reminds of exanima's arena. It's alot more wacky. Lol.

[@lenartd2]

was laughing so hard!