2 Virgins Give You Dating Advice

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[@Konksling123]

Don't wanna be friend zoned? Be a bad friend

[@At77IGaveBirf]

Ngl, that's a big brain move

[@Alb410]

fair enough

[@axt_4254]

Or don't have friends, can't get friend zoned if you don't have friends

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@@axt_4254 i used to think this but when your alone that's when the intrusive thoughts come out so better to at least have the one friend i personally only have two real friends i still hang with i find with less friends it's easier to manage personally vs 10+ friends that seems nice but it's a lot XD

[@GoldRichness]

@@emmanuelwil-jeff better to be alone than to feel and fear treason

[@jamesrayel3812]

I loved it when Filian taught us how to not get caught committing Tax Evasion!

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

this great i had no idea filian was so knowledge on this topic also FBI OPEN UP !!! XD

[@plumber1337]

She just described what Apple did with their logo.

[@n3rdspeed788]

Do you wanna know how to make the money? Well here it is anyway: Sell PICTURES of your PS5 for the actual market price of the PS5 😂

[@ccengineer5902]

She's probaby Chinese.

[@samirSch]

Tax is theft. Fillian is the genius here.

[@Dootslay4rX66]

The most mature conversation between 2 individuals is "who gets the last nugget". That was refreshing!

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

rather than mature i think this is more introspective like normally we wouldn't consider this bcs most if not all people are single but in the hypothetical situation of have a gf this really made think would i give my last nuggie to my hypothetical gf and honestly no but i'd buy more bcs i feel bad after the fact xD

[@lucasblanchard47]

You’ve gotta “lady and the tramp” it haha!

[@victory3770]

Just get an even number of nuggies, problem solved

[@markonciox2353]

I literally just pick it up and place it on their plate, now they can't refuse since it is already theirs and we can move on from the last nugget incident

[@zackmarkham4240]

Id' just split it with my bf. But honestly, if we're going for a 20 piece, we just split it and each eat 10. It's not hard.

[@TragerM]

Chat typing "3" was glorious....

[@user-n5jsxi9]

oh my God that’ll be hilarious if everyone write down 😮

[@SuperCMeekins]

Henya is so innocent and Filian is so corrupt i love it

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

Then Henya takes a big snort right after Filian offers her heroin

[@tobito3100]

What is Fillian teaching her???😆😆😆

[@tobito3100]

@@Rabid_Savage It makes it that much more funny and cute though. 😆

[@groerhahn225]

@@EndoftheBeginning17 You don't snort heroine though? You either inject it or put it on aluminium foil, heat it and inhale the vapor. Snorting heroine will mess up your nostrils, badly. Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction???

[@AyamineMISC]

Innocent!? She's a doujin reader

[@Incubansoul]

The way Henya removes her furry ears one at a time lmfao

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

she's not as unaware as she makes us think but i think it works for her :P

[@Raikos100]

Like leaves blowing from the trees~

[@envy_extinct81]

Filian's Chrome Browser is like my brain 19 tabs open, 8 aren't responding, and i have no clue where the music is coming from

[@watchdog6619]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@le_mythic]

This is perhaps the biggest mixed bag of advice I've every seen.

[@trajectoryunown]

A 20 piece nugget can be distributed evenly amongst two people. Nobody has to have "the last one". Unless there are only 19... In which case you should probably activate that Karen energy.

[@tristancoffin]

As an evil person I advocate employees put 21 in the box when serving a couple

[@uponeric36]

@@tristancoffin As a hungry person I advocate putting 23. If 1 more can fuck with people, then 3 more surely fucks thrice as hard

[@IDESTROYER236]

The Blackjack gambit.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

No no no even if there is 20 evenly unless they eat them all at the same time there will always be a last

[@Blackout_]

Yep distributed evenly... 19 to me, 1 to them

[@Zeriel00]

The super power you get from being a virgin wizard at 30 is invisibility but it only works with women...

[@jimmy_ink]

That's pretty useful for public bathrooms hehe

[@Lynemn]

@@jimmy_ink It's not true invisibility, so much as the ability to remain completely unnoticed unless you do something completely out of place to stand out... like walking into a women's restroom or making an undesirable idiot of yourself.

[@RusticRonnie]

@@Lynemnoh I thought the women virgins became invisible. The Men get nothing

[@anonymoususer2336]

"Make a voodoo doll, and stick it in a jar". Filian so close to making the most disgusting comment ever.

[@TheBeastInBlack]

Oh? Oh...

[@Goldy01]

wdym? even normies get "the jar" nowadays...

[@anonymoususer2336]

Who the hell uses the word "normies"? That sounds like some "Never felt the loving caress of another human being except my parents" kinda shit.@@Goldy01

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@anonymoususer2336 anyone on the internet does vtuber watcher

[@JoeLikesBlue]

@@anonymoususer2336it’s not that serious lil bro

[@pearofclubs6280]

Henyas wisdom about who takes the last nug is truly insightful. "Me." Always be the one to take the last nugget. That's how you win the date.

[@ColeBlueford]

I'm just sitting here constantly being awed at how immaculate Filian's face tracking is. Like, holy shit.

[@RusticRonnie]

She uses an IPhone, I know the live link is really good. But I don’t think she is using that one

[@ZacksQuest97_VA]

Filian: Pyramid schemes. Filian's Lawyers: 😰😰 Filian's Editors: 😰😰 Filian's Accountants: 😰😰 The IRS: 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@TheRougeSky]

You forgot to add the Investors, aside from that good summary. XD

[@mutation333]

So all I have to do to become a wizard is stay a virgin till I'm thirty?!?! ONE MORE YEAR!!!

[@bat23yam]

now that's sad

[@Sin_Alder]

Already there. I have yet to awaken my newfound powers, but I can feel them lying dormant. Will update you when I figure out how to unleash them.

[@RusticRonnie]

@@Sin_Alderit doesn’t work if you watched porn or touched yourself.

[@jordanbryan2612]

henya is all about misery loves company

[@darwinprime]

"Does this hankerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Honestly, these 2 are giving me the greatest advice of all to folkow: *don't date, don't try to be romantic, don't accept any habd in love. Be alone but strive for greatness in that loneliness,* all while binge-watching Henya & Filian forever & ever.

[@lordpisces5019]

And comit tax fraud

[@calebm9000]

Real talk, learning to enjoy being on your lonesome is pretty freeing. Either out of choice or necessity.

[@vsGoliath96]

Live that fucking sigma grindset! Reject women, worship the God Emperor.

[@A-dood]

It's always the singles who give the best advices

[@Taz-ey4jl]

That all sounds cringe.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"Make a voodoo doll of them, then stick it in a jar..." *Henya prepares for horror*

[@vsGoliath96]

This is maybe one of the most horrifying combinations of vtubers I think could ever be put on a screen together. I love it.

[@guiltykombat]

alternate title 2 v-tubers try to send you to prison instead of help you find love lol

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Dating is HERESY, live for the emperor

[@uselesspocketwatch]

The emperor demands additional cannon fodder; reproduce for the emperor.

[@gab8902]

Contribute to the EXPANSION of the Imperium!

[@ffwast]

It is better to die for the emperor than to live for yourself

[@mp5284]

It is better to be forever alone for the Emperor than rizz for yourself

[@RicardoMeansKing]

For those telling to reproduce for the Emperor i ask you, WHAT IS YOUR DUTY?

[@luminoussun]

Henya is awesome. She is literally learning English with every colab she has. But unlike Nazuna. She has not stayed away from the EN girls. SHe jumped in feet first and in a few months has improved a lot. I respect that spirit

[@Xelief]

Henya had passable English before vshojo

[@serghonest9]

@@Xelief Passable? Most of Pikamee streams were in good enough English. She is still learning but she always could communicate very well!

[@realityisenough]

She's been able to stream in English for like 2 years lol

[@exilednivera]

"I wouldn't have sex in car it is quite dangerous". The least expected phrase from a sussy fillipino furry boy who walks into walls, do flips in house, bumps head into ceiling, breaks vr hardware, and more other harm to self.

[@theexiiedfeiiow4748]

gotta say tho she built like a walking nokia after allat

[@animatt1881]

for some reason... I started watching this video smiling... 50 seconds later I feel hurt more than I should be

[@lanteanboy]

"How to convince my GF to do buttstuff" You tell her you'll let her do you first.

[@bioman7657]

Equality at it's finest.

[@MrDarthtelos]

Hell naw.

[@Uwhwvwgwh]

​@@MrDarthtelosHell yes

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

Easy. Just instill on her the fear of pregnancy.

[@RogueIRL23]

fr fr

[@pancewarrior]

Give me 1 or 2 if you would date me *STOP TYPING 3!!!*

[@Oyashiro_Chama]

3

[@h8kills]

4

[@gothicpando]

10095

[@maglock1857]

1984

[@AhidepociereMartynov]

1337

[@James-kv3ll]

Wait how is Henya colabing with so many people already? Good god

[@AyaWetts]

she was very famous in a former life

[@James-kv3ll]

@@AyaWetts What was her name?

[@AyaWetts]

@@James-kv3ll Thought it was widely known she was Pikamee before.

[@James-kv3ll]

@@AyaWetts Didn’t know that. Good for her! I know many people were sad to see the teapot go

[@MadCDeeJay]

No idea, dayo.

[@OmeganKryist]

As a fellow virgin… Relationships are compromises. It’s important to know what each of you are wanting from the relationship. It shouldn’t be a chore to take care of one another and if it ever does become a chore you need to talk. Communication is paramount and at the end of the day sometimes what one person wants or needs from the relationship is not what the other can provide reasonably, and that is okay! At the end of the day respect yourself and your significant other to take the steps to make it work or recognize it won’t and be thankful of the… Lol. I don’t compromise, and I never lose!

[@GFSA3]

This simultaneously made me laugh and feel very sad.

[@chris_hisss]

They do great together! Better and better. Nice clips.

[@Ragnell123]

Possibly the most unqualified vtubers give you dating advice

[@the8estof]

best answer to any question is simply: tax fraud

[@dawnnightinger3025]

If you want to hold a girl's hand you like. Wait for it to get cold. Then when she starts trying to rub her hands to warm them up, offer to hold her hands to warm them for her. You can also ask her if she wants to hold your hand when she's scared or lonely. She may also offer her hands if she notices you in similar situations. If or when you get the go ahead, hold them gently and don't rush to grab them. Don't give the person a reason to run. Slow and steady wins the race.

[@watchdog6619]

Nice advice, tho my hands are even cold in gloves 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyncho3566]

imagine getting friendzoned by a chat ☠☠

[@mithranruwodoalvisbeseitri9811]

If i had a super power after becoming a wizard at 30 it would probably be to re-virginize others by eye contact.

[@ohthatswild1755]

Henya would be proud

[@TheDarkKnight2.]

Gillian seems like the vtuber to yell at chat for being parasocial after asking them if they would date her

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

Remember, kids. True love smells like.chloroform.

[@Majimo22021]

The fact that filians chat also trolls her makes it funnier

[@Loowis007]

Shooooot I'm about to become a wizard in 12 days!! 😆😂🤣

[@Siscon92]

Please go to a brothel

[@Sin_Alder]

Don't go to a brothel. Have some self respect. Embrace wizard.

[@Loowis007]

@@Sin_Alder

[@toejamdovah40]

Filian gives off vibes very akin to that one super funny girl in my high-school class that would wear a army jacket to class and chew gum and was always down to play some super Mario bros 3 on Snes

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Filian: "Buy a gun." Random watcher: "Ok, I have several but nothing has changed, now what?"

[@dcphillips1991]

I thought I was bad at dating, then I listened to this.

[@boxicuk1620]

Greatest dating advice ever,ill take all the points onboard,thankyou so much now i know where ive been going wrong all these years ✌️

[@coolguy5133]

Should have known with Filain's short height, she would make an Alabama joke. Where is a squirt bottle when you need one?

[@h8kills]

you throw the mcnugget on the ground

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Fart on the mcnugget

[@LavLightKnight]

Happy birthday to the ground!

[@Methrael]

Filian found a way to backhand both Jake Paul and Andrew Tate in one video, this woman's too powerful

[@ailospjellok7475]

i feel like im watching my younger self get more and more corrupted by the internet the more i watch henya

[@PowerFang8211]

no joke my teacher actually seated me next to my crush at school

[@eclipsedninja1346]

Nice

[@ellusiv5121]

how'd it go lil bro?

[@Sorrowborn]

Henya squeaks like a kettle at 12:30, it is absolutely adorable and made me look to see if my water had boiled for tea.

[@shawnferguson5681]

Lol, sex drive is when you do it in the car dayo!

[@M109_KAWEST]

Do you really know where the dayo comes from ?

[@TheAyanamiRei]

I think these two should just date so they stop being Forever Alone!! Though i would consider going on a date with Henya

[@jaspernemo1825]

Filian, Rekson roasting you is not being in a relationship.

[@RambleOn07]

Honestly, if you want to date someone you need to ask them out. Then you have to accept what they say. If it's anything but yes, it's no. You have to accept that it's not going to happen and move on. The longer that you waste your time on people who will never share your feelings, the worse you will suffer.

[@vestarakhai5303]

Filian and Henya I love your chaotic energy and would 100% go out with either or both of you

[@drak6106]

Cringe

[@forhudman]

He means as a friend

[@Taz-ey4jl]

Same

[@yankeedude252]

Pretty sure there are thousands of us who would be interested. They're single by choice (or lying for bigger donations).

[@Taz-ey4jl]

@@yankeedude252 or maybe they’re telling the truth and you just pessimistic.

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Even the channels deny the flashbang filian

[@100blueeyedboy]

5:14 "THAT'S ILLEGAL?!" truly a genius...

[@APS_Inc]

This is such an aggressive title and I love it.

[@nice1bro759]

"i hate real life-dayo" same

[@XxAlkemist88xX]

12:30 Henya turning into a tea kettle again caught me so off guard lmao

[@Dootslay4rX66]

This should have Melody as well, would be very enlightening!

[@eggballo4490]

Well, the birthrate has plummeted.

[@samuelzuleger5134]

Filian: Date someone at your job. You wanna go out some time? Henya: Or quit your job... Savage Henya?

[@noble_wine]

Honesty, loyalty and principles are a dead. Look for that in a person.

[@williamtell9000]

Ok boys heres the master plan: we buy two cases of fruit snacks, mail them to filian and ask to be matchmaker for you/us and henya(barter with fruit snacks. Important!!). Promise henya Reese's supply and then just get married. Sound good? P.s. much love filian! Im not a furry but its not a dealbreaker if its you😎

[@-Daisy_on_pawz-]

Filian explaining blues clues isnt real to Henya is like getting told Santa isn't real as a kid

[@NyanCoder]

12:30 Henya becomes Kirby

[@jackvalior]

We love Henya, as a friend.

[@locktock9]

too be fair its more like 2 virgins giving a 3rd virgin, me, dating advice haha

[@schiegirl]

Henya knows 2 things now, Bits are free and Tax Evasion is legal!

[@EpikTopW]

split the mcnuggy

[@alabaster1913]

Real talk: no age is too old to be a virgin. Virginity is stigmatised far too much; sex is just a physical act like any other and losing your virginity doesn’t change anything. It doesn’t alter your mental state, or flip a switch inside you which magically alters your whole personality and transforms you into an ’alpha’. It’s not a short cut to achieving happiness, success, or mental health. It’s like bungee jumping: fun to do, but you wouldn’t judge someone harshly for not having done it, and plenty of people lead happy and fulfilled lives without ever going bungee jumping. Stop fixating on sex, it’s nothing special, it doesn’t speak to the character or worth of a person if they do it a lot, or not at all.

[@coffinmyface4237]

Purity culture is the grossest thing on planet earth besides child brides.

[@KazeOo]

9:33 shocked pikachu face

[@LordZurkov]

I'm a virgin who turned 30 during COVID. Coincidentally, I got really into Magic: the Gathering during lockdown. Like, I'm a certified level 1 judge. I'd heard that you become a wizard if you're still a virgin when you turn 30, but this is not the kind of magic I was expecting.

[@bluecoin3771]

I offer to date Henya. I am introverted, love anime, and I have access to lots of Reese’s.

[@ZaneBaxter-sh6ur]

Filian "give me 1 if you would date me, give me an uhh 2 if you would date me" Me "1 and 2."

[@sage18000]

So..... I'm a wizard.... where's my damn letter?

[@cobaltprime9467]

16:00 yep there’s no return from that. If you’re friendzoned and it hurts you too much to see them with someone else, just cut ties. I’ve been there and didn’t cut ties and it only hurt more over time. Then the pandemic happened and I lost touch with all my friends. So I got an easy out.

[@demonictitan2718]

1:50 - 1, might be cracking up laughing the entire time if there's any form of chat involved, but feel like it would definitely be a fun time.

[@Enteringdullsville]

I watched an entire commercial thinking it was part of the video because the lady sounded and acted EERILY like Fil.

[@guillaumegalienne6351]

"2 virgins" yeeeeeeeeeeah, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure…

[@SebDystic]

Henya: *”Stop-a! Get help dayo!”* Henya is just the little Angel on your shoulders. She’s too pure.

[@Newchannelindesc]

Well, you know what they say: “Love is like a fart. Force it, and you’ll make a mess.” Or something.

[@primal9238]

A lot of people are bad at detecting social ques or signals. It's 100% possible a girl/guy can be into you momentarily and that moment passes if not taken advantage of. It happens a lot after break ups. There's a vulnerable stage that makes them more malleable to seeking a new partner. Not he case for everyone and it doesn't necessarily have to be a traumatic event either. One day one of your friends could just start seeing you in that way but it could be gone by the next week. If you acted within that week you'd probably be dating. If you waited and didn't make a move and made a move next week you might get shot down. Communication is important. Being open and honest can prevent a lot of these issues. Instead of playing games and hoping the other side reciprocates it's better to just be forward from the beginning and just see where you stand most of the time. If it's not meant to be just shrug it off. Billions of other people out there. Don't fixate on one person. 90%+ of the time you're attaching your own fantasies to their personality. Unless you're basically best friends and tell each other everything (and even then) you don't know the other person like you think you do. Everyone has secrets and parts of them they don't easily share. Your crush is just a build up of your own desires and thoughts. Just be a bit more realistic with it. Be willing to walk away and learn to accept rejection. Also be willing to make a move or be forward if the situation asks for it. Just be confident in yourself and actively try to listen and understand the other person. If you can do that you'll be 99.99% fine.

[@HrZD16]

Let's take a moment away from shit posting to appreciate this comment.

[@xDyslexicRobotx]

Bruh I don't have the attention span of the average tictoc user, but I'm still not reading all that.

[@AhidepociereMartynov]

​@@xDyslexicRobotx It's fairly short.

[@guillaumegalienne6351]

I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you though or sorry that happened.

[@xDyslexicRobotx]

@@AhidepociereMartynov I wouldn't consider a full page of a book a "Fairly short" comment 😂

[@bluewolf7111]

"why would you date a woman" You have opened my eyes Filian, I dont need the rest of the video.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

"you must realize women are human too" Ufff thats a tall order right there my dude.

[@TraTranc]

_"Give the answer, dayo!"_

[@xvx_astridVT_xvx]

18:34 "thats not white chocolate" i almost spit out my hot chocolate

[@n0denz]

I didn't expect them to start fighting over a mcnugget...

[@Reaper9X9VT]

I hear the word "purpose" and I could FEEL the lightning forming around me. My brain was just 'Say it. Say the line Reaper.' I had to dispel the thought at once, lest we have another "LTR incident."

[@drakenpage6776]

4:15 BIG BRAIN MOVES.

[@PhynixDS]

both of them fighting over the last nugget sound like the seagulls in finding nemo going Mine mine mine mine 🤣 Someone better smuggle Henya a 1/2 lbs Resses peanut butter cup! 😏 Sooooooo is there body pillow merch of Filian and Henya? Muhahahahaha! 😈

[@medic-chan]

18:22 is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@KaseyBadwell]

This is absolutely the v-tuber girls equivalent of Beavis and Butt-Head. I leave it to the readers of this comment to determine which is which. Lol. It seems obvious to me.

[@Harshstew21]

The chicken nugget question i would flip the table and grab the nugget out of mid air

[@Jaymonius]

Four more years and I'll be Steve Karell. ;)

[@pon3d120]

What a plot twist at the end. I can’t believe Filian is dead!

[@TheRougeSky]

Oh no! Filian mentions and Jar and Henya's PTSD from the dark rabbit hole her own chat sent her down once, instantly flared up.

[@cjspronz2716]

fun facts above steve: he has the original thinking chair to this day, and he married the girl from big comfy couch

[@th3mllkm4n66]

6:16 why do we live…. Just to suffer?