The Robber

[@TheMornal]

I can't even begin to imagine what this video is like to someone who isn't a native english speaker.

[@hikerwolfspaine8200]

About the same as to a person who is a native speaker

[@MRmoutoto]

Not that bad

[@Juan-Far]

***** A little bit complicated, but after the second time, it got easier

[@leahkatchur3395]

this is ENGLISH?

[@maginciajaz]

Leah Katchur Vaguely.

[@estlin2001]

Robber: use a spray bottle Animal: use a shotgun.

[@tentacle-chan5179]

lol

[@SlamTomatoCartoons]

+MixedMonkeyTime Holy crap, I never noticed that before! XD

[@sliceofpistudios]

+MixedMonkeyTime thats the joke

[@MilkDrinker218]

Alien: get a camera Dinosaur: get a boot

[@chobro1302]

thats the sexiest robber ive ever seen

[@naimajoseph836]

Omg lol

[@elilewis352]

same

[@laurenclayvlogs3560]

Cho Bro definitely the hottest robber

[@idkanymore2.014]

Umm, yeah, I know this is a joke, but, wow....I can't think of anything to say to that

[@ne3333t]

Congratulations, I saved you from having 343 likes.

[@oreomonogatari]

they're very popular

[@zanewood2733]

GRANDSLAMWHICHES!

[@AshtonHackettPlayz]

I had a Grandslamwhich and they're 1. not very popular 2. they actually taste pretty good if you take out the ham

[@somedumbass7825]

I’m gonna put you down for granslamwichs so that way they’re even more popular

[@Chotimalkin]

oreomonogatari oh and the

[@kittycat6928]

No no no they’re so gross

[@Miriromi13]

I too hope to one day invite someone who is robbing my house to Denny's.

[@oshunmun6738]

so you can get a grand slamwich because there soooooooo popular

[@kayleekat587]

eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do your ame is life

[@alexanderbearpro]

Well I'm a FilmCow fanatic and have watched this so many times, that I felt it was my duty to do my best at creating a replica transcript below. Thumbs up this comment so others can see! Also, please reply with corrections if you think anything that I wrote was incorrect. George: *sigh* I don’t even think I’ll be able to eat these, honestly. I can’t even fricken make any eggs without- Angela: George! George, there’s some kind of a robber in the house. George: What? What are you saying, woman?! Angela: I said, there’s some kind of a robber in the house! George: Some kind of a rabbit? Angela: Not a rabbit, there’s some kind of a robber!! George: Woman, I can’t understand what you’re saying! What kind of a rabbit in the house? Angela: Not a fucking hibbity, hobbity rabbit! George: Woman, I don’t care if there’s a fricken hibbity hobbity rabbit running around the house. I’m just gonna make my fricken eggs, and I’m gonna eat them. That’s what I’m gonna do, woman! Angela: Not a hibbity hobbity rabbit, a fricken robber! Someone’s trying to rob the house! George: Fine, woman. I’m gonna fricken come in there, I don’t even care. *voice trails off as George walks to other room* Angela: George, help me! He’s going crazy, knocking everything over! Robber: Mrrraahhh George: What the-there’s a fricken robber in the house! Angela: I told you, there’s a fricken robber in the house trying to steal everything! George: I thought you said “rabbit.” I thought you were talking about a big old bunny rabbit. Angela: I didn’t say there was a “rabbit” in the house, I said there’s a “robber” trying to take our DVD player! George: Woman, that DVD player is like twenty bucks! There’s not a robber who’s gonna come in here and take our DVD player. Robber: Mrrraahhh George: Oh get out of here, robber! Get out of my house! This is my house! Angela: He’s not gonna listen to you, George. You gotta be assertive! You gotta be assertive and tell him, “Get out of here! Get out of my house!” George: That’s what I’m doing, woman! Maybe if you didn’t demoralize me in front of the fricken robber, he’d pay me some respect! Angela: I’m gonna go get my spray bottle. I’m gonna show him what it feels like to get some water in the face! George: Woman, he’s got a gun! He’s not gonna care if you spray him in the face with a water bottle! Angela: I don’t see you doing anything! I’m gonna go get my spray bottle. Robber: Mrrraahhh George: Jesus Christ, Woman, everything you do is ridiculous! Angela: Not listening to you! Getting my spray bottle! Gonna spray some robber in the face! George: Oh, Jesus Christ. So what’d you do to land here, robber? You got a wife? You married? Robber: Mrrraahhh George: I don’t know what the means. Robber: Mrrraahhh George: Why can’t I understand anyone today! Angela: George! Did you move the spray bottle? George: No I didn’t move the God damn spray bottle, why would I move that thing?! Angela: It’s not the place I put it, George, you must’ve moved it! George: I’m telling you, I didn’t move it! I don’t even know what it looks like! Uh never get married, man. Robber: Mrrraahhh George: We got a serious communication problem. Angela: I found the spray bottle. It was in the laundry room. George: Well see, it couldn’t have been fricken me who moved it. Angela: Yeah, ‘cause you never do your fricken laundry! George: Woman, I fricken work for a living! I don’t have time to do my fricken laundry all the time! What do you do? Angela: Maybe I should come over there and spray you in the face instead of this guy! George: Woman, we got an intruder in the house and you’re gonna come over here and spray me in the face with a water bottle?! Well that’s just great! Angela: Well the robber’s not being a big old asshole! Robber: Mrrraahhh George: The robber’s not fricken doing anything! He’s just standing there like a weirdo. Angela: I want both of you out of the house! Both of you get out of here! George: That’s fine with me woman! My eggs are probably gone now anyway. Angela: You get out of here! Get out of here, both of you! I don’t want to see you anymore! Robber: Mrrraahhh George: Whatever woman! Come on, robber. I’ll take you out to Denny’s. *Robber and George are now in Denny’s* George: Can I get some eggs, please? That’s all I want. I just want some eggs. Denny’s Waitress: How about a “Grand Slamwich”? They’re very popular. George: I don’t want that crap! I just want some fricken eggs. Robber: Mrrraahhh Denny’s Waitress: I’m going to put you both down for Grand Slamwiches. Then they’ll be even more popular! George: I just want my eggs!

[@littlelettuce936]

Alexander Bear you deserve more likes for your effort.

[@aliciabasura]

Thank you!

[@TheFrostsabre]

Mrrraahh

[@jonathanlehmann8719]

omg this need's to be put on the BIG SCREEN /movie

[@AWizardDidIt42]

A+.

[@TheSpectralFX]

"But I want my eggs!" Most tragic story ever.

[@joshuakoteka7598]

Sheesh 😑 give him a brake for once Sheesh Angela sooooo bossy 😑

[@Knowledge_ball]

How about a grand slamwitch

[@greenweeaboo8924]

i just want my wendy`s

[@spookem6610]

This is how I imagine a normal day at my grandparents is like when nobody is visiting

[@Corrupted]

A JUS WAN MAAA EEEEEGGGS

[@romelsanpedro5274]

Lol

[@smooooth_]

He just wants his eggs

[@WillieManga]

Smooooth We got some eggs, some sausage, some bacon, some ham, some mayonnaise, some cheese, some maple spread in a sandwitch, they're very popularrr.

[@sweou]

This might just be the greatest thing in the history of the internet.

[@alicejibija6525]

dardue sandstorm is better

[@ratassassin8779]

Alice Jibija no its really not.

[@alicejibija6525]

dududududuuduudududududududuudduuuddudududududududuudududuududududududud

[@alicejibija6525]

and notice how "dardue"

[@qwer58j]

sweou What about all the porn?

[@leeiif]

I'll put you down for a granslamwich.

[@lavenderfox2430]

They're very poooopppuuuullllaaaarrrrrrrrr

[@lukkiaro8688]

I just want some eggs!

[@peoples2296]

I can put some eggs inside your grand slamwich

[@tasertag7513]

I'd like a juicy LAMB CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[@StrangeCreed]

What even comprises such a thing? Is it the contents of a grand slam, just nestled in bread?

[@fudouakio4759]

this is probably the most realistic of filmcows animation

[@gamergoku932]

Is this how non-english speakers hear english?

[@Sarah-vi3nw]

+Gamer Goku Only in America.

[@shadowsinmymind9]

yes

[@popkorn826]

Yeah pretty much XD

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

Ababalagbsisvd susbdvdisaavdvsu aududbevv avtwysvwv aaisbdyeiaatacwvaisu shsisiw aha wgyw w sc milk hs7ejevevw vagsywiwvwv se eggs Something like that

[@smooooth_]

Gamer Goku I understood perfectly

[@F4c2a]

"rub your boyfriend ever didn't do more hardware bar", ah, now it makes sense. Thanks, captions.

[@kallistos87]

I too tried the captions and it was hilarious 😂

[@cherryribs]

"Maaah" ~the creature.

[@CharaDreemurr15243]

Animal = Shotgun Robber = Spray Bottle Dinosaur = Vacuum Alien = Camera George = Laser Gun Because logic....

[@hyperstarman6848]

lol I was just going to comment that.

[@pouletbraise6746]

the fuck

[@budgibudgi2211]

Because filmcow

[@suvtropics]

Dino = vacuum cleaner

[@adopate719]

Because our screwed up minds.

[@lazylillies1438]

The cat robber meowing is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in my 26 years on this planet

[@collegemaster5683]

So it's a cat burglar?

[@TehNinjaFlute]

FilmCow needs to make a video about George getting his eggs.

[@OneRedBlock]

His name is George? All I could understand was "Jawarz"

[@anonimato9128]

OneRedBlock hawoarst......because Harry......

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Knowing film cow, he will probably get transported to the sentient egg dimension

[@singulator2291]

They mentioned a name? I got like eggs and water bottle

[@dutchmansmine9053]

He just needs to do it in the background of Charlie teh unicron 5 or something

[@counselorkay6223]

i've always found 1:20 to be one of those beyond hysterical moments that other people probably wouldn't think twice about. George's pause, recoil and then flabbergasted exclamation at Angela's logic is so freakin funny to me

[@тняѕттєѕту]

When a robber comes into our house, we all know what to do. Get the spray bottle. Meow.

[@Torterra625]

Kind of sucks that they didn't give you one measly line of dialogue in Rainbow Rocks.

[@sketchious]

I'm actually surprised that this channel hasn't made a film with a cow in it... There's been aliens. Cats with jobs. Unicorns. Ponies. But no cows. "Filmcow"

[@moshdragon]

It's because the cows are behind the camera, and if you pay close enough attention you can see how cow brains see the world and their lasting influence on all these videos.

[@PajamaFeet]

moshdragon I think the cow IS the camera.

[@moshdragon]

Very possible.

[@batfacts_are_cool]

Don't forget flowers that crawl up elephant urethrae.

[@aFloppyWalrus]

And llamas. Don’t forget the llamas!

[@davidsoto1027]

Omg....HAHA again with the freaking sandwich from charlie teh unicorn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephenflys]

David Soto Grand Slamwich...XD

[@watertommyz]

They're very popular.

[@rocketprime]

George! George! There's a Llama in the house! There's a Llama in the house eating hands!

[@crimsondynamo615]

I hope they eat your hands so i can finally have some eggs!

[@lexasdigitaldiary]

𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘓㋡

[@f4350]

lol they sound like Chef's parents from south park

[@danielleking262]

OMFG, THEY DO !!!!!!

[@illuminatiforever8719]

this shit is 10x funnier if you watch with captions

[@inallcaps1715]

ivory drug lord

[@таковторник-с3з]

+illuminati forever HAHA wow, it really is!!!

[@bongwater4282]

On level of hardcore drop altogether daddy

[@ThinkHungry_1]

illuminati forever thank you

[@Badcrow7713]

[Music]

[@yeahthatpat]

He just wants about tree fiddy

[@antitheist3206]

Suddenly I realized this robber wasn't no robber, but a prehistoric plesiosaur from the paleozoic era!

[@lizangel45]

So a robber broke into his house and ... then he took it too denny's? What? xD

[@lizangel45]

xD

[@keepmeposted25]

Liz Angel Right? I think I missed something

[@freedahfrawgz]

ive never wanted to cook eggs for a cartoon character more than i do for this man right here

[@TheShinysaur]

And a lockness monster asked for tree fiddy!

[@Naltddesha]

Jane Coe I thought the same thing

[@xLAOxYESx]

To me, it's both goddamn hilarious and a real shame that George keeps getting distracted from eating some well-cooked eggs. It's hard to tell if that's the fault of his wife Angela or that shape-shifting animal that just breaks into their house and just stands or floats in place like a weirdo. Maybe it's both of them. Why? Why can't George have some goddamn eggs which he takes valuable time preparing? Sheesh.

[@mattur7432]

you can tell by this videos that filmcow gets some of their inspiration from south park these two being chefs mom and dad

[@HentaiSweetie]

OMG that is exactly what I was thinking!

[@marissamate]

"Maybe if you didn't demoralize me in front of the frickin robber" 😂😂😂

[@Diorvelli]

they give me so much faith in relationships.

[@PeninaPoison]

Watch this with the captions turned on :3

[@reedgarrett2453]

+Nina Poizen "Ivory drug lord Owen for governor" hahahaha

[@Butwheredotheducksgo]

omg

[@duhmeetreefenling6331]

+Wizard Johnson 👏

[@RyeVanrouge]

Thank you..

[@BiOS_F2]

This poor man just wanted some eggs. You're laughing and he still doesn't have any eggs.

[@SerratedHatred]

CC: "Ivory Drug Lord Owen for Governor" xD

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

I saw that. Lol!

[@NodDisciple1]

I'd vote for him.

[@fdhacker4045]

morale:Lock your doors so you can have eggs.

[@SeeingFlyingNuns]

Is this life everyday for people with Louisiana accents?

[@SeeingFlyingNuns]

How are you so angry? I said nothing of political affiliation, lifestyle, or if the accent was even a good or bad thing? How are you so quick to be offended... by NOTHING?xXJeffreyRJonesxX

[@jrjones0152]

Sorry I was just in a really pissed off mood. Its just that I'm so used to everybody hating on my place of living and accent. It just pisses me off.

[@awkwardchopsticks]

calm down bruh

[@Stalkerfan498]

Why you gotta get mad? It's ok being a third world country inside a first world superpower. I mean, Michigan has really been getting into it with Detroit being a ruined hell hole and Illinois has Chicago with one of the highest homicide rates in the country. Everyone is taking after us man. Huey Long's legacy of mismanaging everything to shit is finally catching on :^) On another note, chicken tendies and STDs is a lifestyle practiced by a majority of the state, so not sure if you're joining me in a round of self-loathing or have not been to the state in a while.

[@howardmayfield7038]

yes... that is slightly coonass...

[@lalakuma9]

I can't even tell what George and Angela are saying for a good 1 minute, lol

[@arcticridge]

Based on South Park - Chef's Parents? I need about three fitty.. three fitty!

[@kallistos87]

"You got to be assertive and tell him get out of my house!" 😂

[@xLAOxYESx]

Even if this may be the last video of this series about George and Angela, I think it'd be hilarious if they did either of these things for an additional video to this series: George becomes involved in something of a big adventure to find the greatest tasting eggs in the world but, along the way, has to fend against several monsters that look similar to the recurring shape-shifting animal in this series... Or... George and Angela go see a marriage counselor or therapist that's still the same shape-shifting animal and they have even more hilarious arguments because that's what constantly entertains the animal. Overall, this series as a whole is hands down one of the most hilarious video series I've ever seen on KZbin. :D Like, even if I've watched and am aware of what South Park is, but not what people mean by George and Angela being "similar to Chef's parents" in that show, these videos still make me crack up almost every time I come back to them, especially since I came to eventually understand *most of* but not all of the hilarious dialogue they say in each of these videos. And, seriously, the style or dialect in which they speak their dialogue is just too freakin' funny to me! :)

[@Lightningfootjones]

I admit, the marriage counselor scenario would actually be pretty funny

[@SilverSupernova6]

We need more of these.

[@2015Drama]

This needs to be a show on Adult Swim.

[@CoolieCoolster]

This is made 10x better with the auto generated captions on XD

[@duckmangaming2545]

This is literally chefs parents from South Park lmao

[@tarcup1508]

Came to the video after watching that episode just now 😭😂

[@Top_Chaos_Bunny]

I ain't gonna give the robber no tree fiddy!

[@garypruitt4289]

The robber just wants tree fitty

[@masterofthecontinuum]

I feel sorry for bilingual viewers. native speakers can barely understand this shit. Well done :)

[@estefanialazor6800]

masterofthecontinuum Ikr? I'm bilingual and I can't understand anything of this.

[@MxAriDuck]

I didn't​ even know they were talking... I thought they were murmuring and then saying a few words

[@billiejeanjackson374]

I understand

[@billiejeanjackson374]

They sound like trjdgrhd7he wait I still understand

[@jonathanlehmann8719]

i find it just funnie 2 lisen two

[@Revenantspecter]

You know what's really fun? I just accidentally played every episode of this at once.

[@VincentVBR]

Watching this with subtitles is an experience.

[@Theevileye00]

The robber only wanted about tree fiddy

[@sachas131]

this video + closed captions = life

[@ArchAngel900]

George and Angela sound like schnitzel and truffles arguing and the blue creature sounds like Gary the snail

[@tony8978]

the wabber sounds like my cat :3

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

:33 < maah

[@tony8978]

:333 < Maaaaaahhhhhh

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

:3333 < maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[@MissBaggyCoat]

*Mwahhhhh....*

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

:33 < *maaah.*

[@legosolgefilms]

But.... THEY'RE SO POPULAR

[@Pilot8091]

“We got a serious communication problem” LMAO

[@9iht6ihgt43rzhijj]

The plot twist was hilarious. Love it.

[@Hadgerz]

The poor bastard just wants his eggs :(

[@jasondelvaux3036]

Every single one of these bits is exactly the same. You just need to switch a) what comes in the house, and b) what the wife uses to attack it with. They are are the same, but it still never gets any less hilarious. That is the genius.

[@ahegao7175]

Tree fiddy....

[@certifiedretart161]

I just can't make any sense out of this

[@luvvskul5348]

I think the robber needs a *nice juicy lamb chop*

[@madisonshaffer9912]

The more I watch these videos, the more I feel stupid...

[@Ultrasound700]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever laughed at.

[@xLAOxYESx]

At the beginning, it's way too freakin' hilarious how Angela sounds when she repeatedly hollers, like, 5 times about the robber at George so that he would go into the other room. :) In fact, the intro/the whole of this video probably has the most/loudest yelling out of all of these videos of George and Angela. Again, too funny. :3

[@lasarousi]

oh my fucking jesus christ, now i just realized the robber is the baby from the eraserhead movie. im so fucked up.

[@spidaminida]

That didn't have ears tho?

[@PugpuppyDudley]

I've seen worse.. no I haven't.. *Throws-up*

[@cb-kx6ew]

*cant understand them* *puts on close captions* oh no wat have I done

[@magma1264]

Animal gets in house Wife pulls out gun Robber gets in house Wife pulls out spray bottle Makes sense

[@KiraLiss]

i cant understand a thing ther saying yet im glued to my computer screen... also y is the robber a cat?

[@nyarlathotep0491]

...it's not a cat.

[@KiraLiss]

SheWolfthewolf but its meowing!

[@awsomeXstudios]

the robber is a alien-dinosaur-animal (all of the episode)

[@gyafufuu]

Its a cat burgular huhuehuhuehuehuye

[@awsomeXstudios]

***** Yes alien Dinosauwr animwal Robwert

[@calm_hawk5167]

this thing makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but yet it's still hilarious. They said air these shorts on television.

[@francoisrodewald9868]

the automatic subtitles say [Applause] at 2:06 xD

[@0m3g45n1p3r4lph4]

i had to watch 10 times before i could understand what theyre saying. cc didnt help

[@SEG.]

CC, your a feaking saint... I can't stop laughing.

[@wxfwbackyard4299]

2:36 lmao "Level of hardcore drop altogether daddy good job of compared really a dollar" HOLY SHIT

[@MagicPotatos1]

Guys, Denny's Waitress = Google+. Think about the two.

[@KeroroPlatoon321]

Ah~. I get it~. Because they don't let you get your comments in.

[@MagicPotatos1]

And also the fact that Google+ forces itself upon you

[@KeroroPlatoon321]

Google + and Denny's waitresses would make a great couple. XD

[@JamesPolymer]

KeroroPlatoon321 Two dominatrix's don't work well together; they would probably wind up destroying...each...oth- O_O Sooooo, anybody feel like setting these two up on a date? =)

[@MilkDrinker218]

If anyone robs me, I'm gonna take them to Denny's.

[@garretth4445]

just turn on captions for the ultimate funtime!

[@sagefrake]

reminds me of chefs parents from south park

[@Joselapeno]

Dude! Chef's - in south parks- parents ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!

[@SirNikurasu]

I barely understand every fifth word

[@muzicrox]

I rode on mir Thank you CC

[@tommyjohson3193]

My mind is blown with those accents

[@iviaverick52]

What does Jason have against Grandslamwiches? lol

[@spacedog7513]

When me and The Symbiot get married

[@BloodyDeathCralwer]

:)

[@lovemylife9645]

ha

[@crashkop5670]

thats great! you both have no videos! how do you even know him?

[@spacedog7513]

Crash Kop​ how do I know who? Flim cow?  they're KZbin stars

[@crashkop5670]

sweetheart Valentine no, the symbiot. he has literally one video.

[@watertommyz]

I learned two things from this video; it takes place in the same universe as Charlie Teh Unicorn. And that you can go shirtless in this Denny's.

[@logansingh9461]

put on the subtitles do it XD

[@Scriptor42]

MAAAH!

[@Lyoko012345]

“sigh. I’m not even. I don’t know if I’m even gonna be able to eat these honestly. I-I can’t even freaking make a eggs without something-“

[@phineasnyangoro1906]

0:29 that old govener owen is trying to sell is ivory drugs

[@phineasnyangoro1906]

put captions on

[@wibblywobbly391]

MYAAA

[@Corbiske]

Through my childhood George never got his eggs I hope some day he will make the best eggs in the world

[@Dynablade99]

Mahhhh

[@Zamlboy]

Maaaaaaaar

[@kityzsRULE]

i started laughing out loud at "DID YOU MOVE THE SPRAY BOTTLE?" sooo funny!

[@Matthew-cw3gn]

"...He's got a GUN!" The delivery of that line has stuck with me for a decade.

[@braizonkasai8431]

THE MAN JUST WANTS SOME GOD DAMN EGGS! GIVE THE MAN THE GOD DAMN EGGS

[@ThatGirlMisty]

The fact that George goes out to Denny's still without a shirt on lmao

[@chloeosullivan8202]

Aha xD " never get married man, we have serious communication problems " I love this xD

[@anthonypusateri9015]

2:33 Come on, robber. I’ll take you out to Denny's.

[@OfficialShayman]

400 people just want their goddamn eggs.

[@Et3rnalPhoenix]

FUCK YOU! - JelloApocalypse

[@demianrusso9439]

the “oh jesus christ” gets me every single time