Spatula Madness: The Miller Account

[@mikeymegamega]

Every time Netflix cancels a show, FilmCow Revives a series.

[@worldoffood123]

single handedly keeping the universe in balance

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

What did Netflix cancel this time?

[@kernsanders3973]

@@SavageLynelButtPlug Entertainment

[@ZeepAtomic]

Oh man, you do not wanna know how long I've waited for a new Spatula Madness.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Why did you fall into a black hole or something? 🕳️

[@ZeepAtomic]

@@GuitarSlayer136 Perfect business!

[@Steampunkkids]

Spatula Madness is truly my favorite!

[@BigTurboTrucker]

Probably like 12

[@DoctorX17]

84 years? I've been waiting a few dozen centuries, so bored without it

[@noahwysocki1233]

Oh no, the hexagonal pupils, she's mastered the thirty-six perfect business solutions! There's no limit to her power.

[@vladshadowking]

Now I noticed that her pupils are hexagonal while his are quadrilateral. Nice details!

[@BabeTheAstrologer]

im also cool

[@theguywhomakesthetrees2057]

Craig only has cubed pupils. Not nearly enough business solutions.

[@XD4Lifeington]

Damn Craig, sleeping with and then murdering a client? I don't think this is management material, Craig. You really aren't being a team player right now, Craig. How do you feel about letting everyone down, Craig? We're your family, Craig. It's okay, Craig. We all love you, Craig.

[@derAtze]

Oh god, i got a PTSD episode just from reading this

[@Argonwolfproject]

Craig's a fuckin' schizo

[@talkingtortoise3454]

It must be said once more. "The number one rule of filmcow is that any random video can randomly get a sequel whenever they want" - Darvoth

[@leopardbunny]

half expecting a Bino the Elephant revival at this rate

[@DonovanHunt-o6v]

I agree.

[@CountofBleck]

Wait a mimute...the Miller Account was Trent's most pressing business problem 6 years ago in Perfect Business! There's a continuity here!

[@Robert_Benfer]

This is a day of great importance.

[@filmcow]

The viewers have been clamoring for two things: more Spatula Madness and more Ice Cave.

[@Rhewin]

@@filmcowpersonally I want more of The Cloak and SPOOKY MANSION, but I’d settle for this and another Ice Cave.

[@Edmitsu]

This really captures what it’s like being pulled into the office at a retail job

[@cantaloupegodling352]

I always say you can never know what or when you're going to get next with Filmcow but this was a step more insane than I was expecting.

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Yeah, I haven't followed their output for a little while, and this was a bit more David Firth than I was expecting... good stuff.

[@rumblingrapture3912]

I had to ask myself, what year is it? Am I back in middle school again? Am I not a 26 year old adult? Filmcow has always been there for me. And I suppose they always will. Never change. ❤

[@lexthequeer]

Literally same. The world may change, but there’s always Spatula Madness and a plethora of other ramblings on this channel

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

❤ I'm the same way about C&H, and Attila!

[@neonfroot]

tbh, teens, twenties, and thirties are more similar than different

[@UnNotAnon]

Jason, I can be scrolling through thumbnails all day on KZbin with no emotion but the second a new FilmCow video pops up in my feed I have a big stupid grin on my face. We love you man,

[@dawesome_sauce]

I was deeply concerned the Miller Report wouldn't be completed by the end of the day. Thankfully, my fears have been alleviated. I can really count on Craig.

[@MrAlmost3]

Everything this channel puts out is gold. I love how different all of these installments feel despite the fact that they’re pulling from older lore. A lot of people would just try to redo the same stuff that made them popular and get gradually worse, but FilmCow’s creators consistently find ways to add extra layers of horror with each glimpse into the worlds they’ve created.

[@charlessmith299]

Yeah man! I'm also a subscriber

[@jennyholiday88]

filmcow has influenced my creative output so much. I'll always cherish their videos

[@johne2404]

Creator* Jason Steele. His partner Scuffy also sometimes contributes in significant ways.

[@blindiris22]

One of my favorite things about filmcow is that the channel is extremely old at this point and you never know which series is going to get a sequel. The one I would love to see the most is a new Bino the Elephant. Keep up the great work Jason. 😂 when the heck is Craig gonna get it together?

[@IabesQ]

The worst part about making new friends as an adult is that I have to force them to watch 11 year old KZbin videos before they can understand half my brain rotted idioms. "You mean the only thing in the chamber of misery was ADDITIONAL misery?"

[@n00bist723]

@@IabesQ I have made so many people watch Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom in it's entirety.

[@hughcaldwell1034]

@@IabesQ "Yeah, I watched my own eyes fall out - how is that even possible!?" ... I especially like quoting this line as I am blind, so extra irony.

[@EpicgamerwinXD6669]

Hopefully one day we will see the full spatula madness movie!

[@KevinG3699]

There will probably be an episode missing.

[@ramr7051]

At least we have the new France song

[@filmcow]

For clarification, nearly all of the Spatula Madness shorts I've released are unrelated to the cancelled movie project. Only the ones presented in the super-wide aspect ratio with the black bars on top and bottom were from the movie (Opening Scene, A Night Of, and some short clips on FilmCow Extra.) The Breakroom, The Doctor's Office, The Pen, Perfect Business, etc are all original shorts with no relation to the cancelled movie outside of the fact that they star spatulas.

[@andersenlafont8066]

@@filmcow Any plans on reviving that project? Also the edited vulo stuff was great, and I hope there's more eventually.

[@clyax113]

@@filmcow Oh. I thought I could be cool and figure out how all of the shorts work together into the movie. That's okay, though. These are still fun, so I can be happy with that.

[@tantthetank]

This series deserves more views.

[@jordianimates255]

Watching this right after watching severance is a trip

[@daisymaisy1616]

I love how they continue to expand on the same universe

[@somewinner8229]

This episode makes a lot more sense after you watch "The Storm". Very poetic 😢

[@trogdoar149]

Spatula Madness is always top shelf content.

[@PandaMoniumReviews]

I just appreciate how existential a cartoon about talking spatulas has become. Happy to see the madness return.

[@yutba]

Love ya, Jason! Thanks for making my birthday extra special each year 🥺♥️ thanks for all your work, you're one of my all time favourites on here

[@Aherea]

I really can't overstate how glad I am that you uploaded a brand new Spatula Madness. It was the last thing I expected, and I didn't realize it was also the thing I wanted most.

[@CR0SBO]

It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one in this kind of situation.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

We need like 1000 more episodes of Spatula Madness. Forming the shape of of an infinite trapezoid spanning across the entirety of the illusion we call time.

[@escorial1323]

I had such a horrible day and you made it so much better! Thank you so much! Thank you.

[@oldoutlet6946]

Filmcow has the only series continuations I look forward too in the modern day.

[@orez1017]

These spatulas are so lifelike it's uncanny. Life itself reflected back in the face of spatulas.

[@thingusbingus8181]

Never thought id see the day where a new Spatula Madness episode. But boy am i glad to be wrong

[@Thingumadoodle0518]

Wow! Terrifying! Another great installment of Spatula Madness!

[@LucTaylor]

No way... a new spatula madness episode?! It is truly a great time to be alive

[@thamasteroneill]

"I was happy in my cave." Smacking us with Plato's cave there Jason :)

[@totoldizaster4481]

Spatula madness is always fun

[@DanielleAlek]

There's actually more deep lore to this than you understand. The unnamed managerial spatula's eyes are hexagons, like Diane's from the previous video. This is because they're the perfect business shape, and the unnamed spatula likely thinks only in hexagons. However, unlike Diane, the corners of their hexagon-pupils are rounded, implying that they've yet to be able to see 36 perfect business solutions. It's unknown if it's because their solutions are good, but not perfect, or if it's because they have fewer than 36. Craig, however, is very interesting; unlike previous Spatula Madness characters, his eyes seem to be rounded squares. This could imply that he was well on his way to being able to see 36 perfect business solutions, but left it all behind for a simple life in his cave at some point. That would explain why the unnamed managerial spatula seems to be so intent on getting Craigs, specifically, to solve this problem; he's able to see business solutions that other employees simply can't. Perhaps they need someone else who can see all 36 business solutions, and would like to train him to think entirely in hexagons; from the look of it, he currently only things somewhat in hexagons. Perhaps it goes even deeper, and at some point he DID think entirely in hexagons, and could see all 36 perfect business solutions, but lost the ability when he left business for a simple, off-grid lifestyle. The world of Spatula Madness is extremely intricate, and this is only one of the many business-related details we're blessed with.

[@Neogenum]

TOP NOTCH filmcow! 👌 I can't wait to hear more about the Miller account!

[@Brucebod]

I watched the whole series. You are _so_ talented, whoever you are.

[@Liboo52]

“That’s called being a team player, Craig.” For some reason that line made me absolutely lose it

[@HvntingD0gz]

absolutely beautiful

[@Godigentil97]

OH YEAH! A new Spatula Madness, after all those years.

[@lanceyu4588]

Looks like Craig needs a business solution for this most pressing business problem

[@Windows98.]

Cannot stress how much I’ve wanted spatula madness

[@SnarkyRogue]

Seeing this just gives me hope that we may one day see a 4th Marshmallow People

[@mac24seven]

We need it.

[@hughcaldwell1034]

"Into the ravine" has remained a consistent part of my vocabulary for a decade now.

[@SnarkyRogue]

@@hughcaldwell1034 A friend and I have a tradition of quoting "Where the hell have you been?"/"I don't know, somewhere STUPID" at least once whenever we meet up lol

[@hughcaldwell1034]

@@SnarkyRogue Man, I need to rewatch those...

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

I love the latest report on the Miller Account

[@Slaeowulf]

As a 31 year old man I have no shame in saying when I saw this in my subs list I went "AAAAAHHHHHH a new spatula madness!!"

[@Sp1derMashyMash]

ITS BACK

[@otterboyva]

I’ve heard so much about this Miller account so it’s about time.

[@Quast]

There's something I always loved about Spatula Madness. Probably the concept of one of the most limited use kitchen items getting such a rich backstory! xDD

[@muamua101]

The legend returns

[@KryptiX_FPS]

New Spatula Madness? Today is a good day

[@Kdash123]

oooh this saved my week man you got no idea

[@AlexssandroMeneses]

The second season of severance really increased the complexity of it's plot.

[@SatisfiedShark]

Just finding out he’s still active after all these years. It’s a good day.

[@Ishtah333]

I hope they revive mittens the crime solving cat, that was my favorite one off sketch.

[@lochneassa1678]

Omg I forgot about Mittens

[@vulcanraven9871]

This must be the first time that i saw HR being effective in motivating a employee

[@YourButHed]

Aw sweet it’s back!

[@grottake]

Spatula Madness is the best Filmcow series and I will die on this hill.

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

Haha I love those wacky spatulas and the kooky situations they get them selves in to! 🍴

[@VerbiGereando]

I think the spatula race has two types, the normal ones like Craig, and the reality-bending ones like Melinda

[@nefariosgliscor]

As a Craig myself that has a leadership role at a workplace, this hit on a personal level. If I ever left, they'd do this to me.

[@DoctorX17]

I hope one day there's actually a Spatula Madness feature-length movie

[@parkslog8975]

Magical. Simply magical.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Of all the decade old properties getting rehashed in 2023 none are more welcome than Spatula Madness. Sweet god I have missed this.

[@jareknowak8712]

Thank You Jason! I love it!

[@symphantic4552]

When will the FilmCow-branded spatula line of kitchen merchandise be available? I just want my eggs, woman...

[@eebgoz]

You're getting a grand slamwich. They're very popular.

[@bravo6709]

This is the best birthday gift I could ever get

[@NecrosAcolyte]

I was just thinking about the spatulas the other day and wondering if you'd ever make another one. Thank you so much!

[@MrSamwise25]

This video actually feels a lot like Charlie the Unicorn: mental torture by all-powerful beings forcing the main character to participate in their antics until they break and go along with it.

[@randysavage1011]

He should have pinged Miller to circle back and touch base once he had the bandwidth.

[@technofreak319]

Dude i just rewatched this whole series again, i still cant wait for the movie

[@Dacronhai]

this is one of the greatest days in my life, thank you

[@gabegartzia3290]

Spatula Madness is by far the best and the most insane idea Jason Steele blessed us with. Absolute pure gold, adultswim needs to buy this shit asap.

[@legend-dq4td]

I think I remember reading that jason talked with them at one point and they wanted him to have more drug references and stuff - not giving him freedom. So he backed out.

[@gabegartzia3290]

@@legend-dq4td shame on them then

[@boredreindeer5602]

I love how they have similar voices to Paul and Carl

[@dadcoreguts5443]

After all these years I finally know

[@EayuProuxm]

"You think you're real? Bc you can think?" The menace in their voice when they said that.

[@ControllerQuickSwaps]

This makes more sense than our reality

[@cujoedaman]

My parents own that same spatula... now I'm suspicious that it's sleeping with Miller...

[@khonsuthecore4788]

You escaped once Craig, just gotta do it again.

[@EloquentiaSerpentis]

100% accurate depiction of interacting with Corporate and HR, spot on.

[@BCTheEntity]

Look at Craig's pupils. He never mastered all six sides. He's a halfway sort of guy. That's why retribution had to be dealt to him.

[@IYamJayJay]

This is what i needed

[@EnordAreven]

As a man thats never seen spatula madness before, this was a strange episode for me.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

The Miller Account seems like something that would exist in an MMO. Like an alt character that's specced entirely into harvesting grain and grinding it into flour, only for your main to pick it up and sell it at the Grand Exchange in Varrock. Sorry, KinoFabino posted something Runescape-related and unlocked a core memory.

[@alexvezos1930]

YEAH BABY SPATULA MADNESS BABY YEAHHHHH BABY

[@monarchclark]

The ending felt like a Robot Chicken stetch...in a good way! It's got that dark humor vibe to it.

[@fitzjolt]

Oh man, you dug I to the barrel for a new video. I love Spatula Madness!!!

[@partyboat123]

FINALLY! GIVE US THE FILMCOW CUT!

[@badradish2116]

"he doesn't even exist!" "... well not anymore." brilliant.

[@maxandrocco]

Yes! Yes!

[@willlecomber7509]

Probably the darkest sketch I’ve seen, I love it!

[@TVCasualty212]

Lol You must not have seen the neighborhood watch skit.

[@lymb3914]

I was promised HD spatulas, Jason. New spatulas. Mind blowing spatulas. Having seen your finished product let me just say... promise FULFILLED!

[@adhdphilosophy5572]

This messed with me. When I saw it I thought it was 9 years pld

[@xochi98]

New Spatula Madness I maybe saw coming, but the “Miller Account” I didn’t see coming from a mile away

[@Phoca_Vitulina]

Omg in 2023, Spatula Madness finally returns?! So hyped!

[@horrorhotel46290]

After this conversation I wouldn't be shocked to learn that the bonus for timely treatment of the miller account was a meat organ. This conversation has a VERY similar vibe

[@MrBlushroom]

this has always been my favorite series as strange as that is lmao

[@Dunderpunch]

July 21st, what a day! Even FilmCow has an exciting release! Wowie zowie.

[@p.h.u.8224]

Good lord, that's some surreal themes, loving it.

[@DanDowell]

Just realized joining Patreon doesn't give one BTS access, it gives one BTS access.

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

Wait is this why I’ve been getting recommended the old Spatula Madness episodes for like a week? Or is that a coincidence?

[@levistewart8856]

This is what gaslighting feels like.