Detective Mittens: The Crime Solving Cat

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
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[@NihilQuest]

It's a crime... that we only had one episode with Mittens.

[@kinleigh.2705]

Yup

[@viceb7]

Forreal

[@robbiearciniega7835]

Meow meow meow 😁

[@thegamingjunkieoflegends1546]

Yes. Bring back Mittens

[@Crazy4BobSaget]

Meow meow meow meow yes

[@thecoolindenial]

Even without the ominous music and tone, I could tell the threats that Mittens was making over the phone were life threatening and not to be taken lightly.

[@daftoptimist]

thecoolindenial ^ obviously a crazy cat lady.

[@Jaydoggy531]

I mean I'm sure it's nothing, but you gotta take those threats seriously....

[@SarahKelley]

Plus, they called his mother's sexual decency into question

[@Rabeaumbra]

As crazy pet person, yes that tone was enough lol

[@frasierluvr]

I feel like this is honestly what law and order should have been

[@Trout_3030]

-_-

[@DucksAreNotWhatTheySeem]

Should've been called paw and order

[@honeydew4809]

So this isn't a pirated episode of Law and Order?

[@lexiebrothers5695]

"Well, good work mittens!! ....You scary fucking cat"

[@emma-rc1sb]

That part kills me everytime

[@saralinherman7244]

if my mom saw this video she would be more horrified of cats than ever. but that cat is very murderous over a wrong order of frickin FOOD!!!!!

[@MrAcuriteOf1337]

"I just had my life threatened... and my Mother;s sexual decency brought into question." The internet in a nutshell.

[@RS_RT3R]

12 years later and I still absolutely love Mittens! I wish there was more.

[@TheFallen552]

the funny thing is everyone can speak cat...

[@sarahwestwood5882]

Meow meow Meow!!!!

[@TheFallen552]

Sarah Westwood please don't hurt me...

[@jellymc332]

The Funny thing about this video is the video

[@Scriptor42]

Sarah Westwood MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!

[@Graphomite]

Sarah Westwood Whoa! Now wait a minute, those kinda threats are way out of line.

[@silencedogood3324]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow. MEOW!.

[@evanhenking2496]

+Mittens Purr Those kinds of threats are way outta line! I'm calling the police!

[@silencedogood3324]

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@honeyac2644]

+Evan Henking Meow Meow Meow Meow

[@imyourhuckleberry7692]

You scary fucking cat!

[@ajhutchinson1512]

Mittens Purr Don't you dare bring my mother into this!

[@Scriptor42]

All i can think about is Paul when the other detective talks. "CAAAARL WHY DID YOU SCOOP OUT THIS MAN'S INSIDES?" "I wanted Mittens to have a box to play in."

[@polk-e-dot8177]

Tank Girl head-cannon: thats exactly what happened.

[@definitelynotCmdrShepard]

That's freaking great, "I'm calling the police" and Mittens just sitting there like "That's alright...I'll wait..."

[@stephenflys]

Joe: Hold on a minute. Those threats are way out of line! I'm calling the police. Detective Mittens is just sitting there thinking "Bitch, I am the police"

[@AddressUnknown666]

I still have not given up. We need a sequel. This was FilmCow's at their peak

[@kayliecsi]

Anyone else notice that Mittens' hat is similar to the hat Paul the Llama wears in "Llamas with Hats?"

[@bandamani]

first thing I saw lol

[@jenniferclark9842]

I noticed that too.

[@silasnewsome5329]

I noticed it too.

[@driftercarbon]

Does someone need to start a petition in order for there to be more of these?

[@katt9966]

I'd sign :)

[@421dewdrop]

already tried

[@brandonTopchev]

Signs crying" thank you

[@AddressUnknown666]

brandon Topchev i tried too. a lot

[@paulpasadena]

I love Mittens! There should definitely be more. I'm not a big fan of Llama's with Hats, this would be a good replacement.

[@user-ey7fi5to5g]

How didn't he recognize that cat from the telephone? That French accent is obvious...

[@Howrselover01201]

Right!!! 🤣

[@billsmith6884]

I'm drunk in Saigon and this just gets funnier and funnier. Now I have other people watching it!

[@echeloncult1996]

I like how the cat is so demented and can still fight crime. I almost thought she was the serial killer. It woud suck to have a cat like Mittens.

[@tyroneonphone]

For the love of God, a corpse is not a box! Meow, meow meow meow meow!!

[@MultiCreatureFeature]

Ah... how many times have I had to say that in my life?

[@anthonyshibbs7468]

Jason Steele does all his own voice acting as well as writing, directing and animating plus he's self taught. He's crazy talented, don't knock him before you try to do what he does.

[@jpart3526]

It's been 10 years since this comment and I am still yet to view or hear anything bad said about Jason Steele, other than the fact we never got a sequel for Mittens or The Cloak.

[@billjenkins9492]

I swear, I would pay money to see a Detective Mittens full length movie. Seeing him work his way up from the alley, joining the academy, and rising through the force to detective, loving and leaving many cats along the way (he's a loner... a rebel...), finally throwing his badge into the harbor a la Dirty Harry...

[@internetduck1520]

*Phones rings* "How can i help you?" - "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!!!!"

[@Gurpefy]

@@swiperofspines2573 i'm a white girl "OMG THAT'S SO ME" "totally me" "omg relate able" like no.

[@emptywithoutbrain]

9 years later and detective mittens is still my role model

[@bryantadam7960]

I would pay money to learn how to translate the language of mittens to English. Then Latin for some odd reason.

[@Angelwings1091]

Because Latin is awesome.

[@iremember7799]

Burger Queen no it’s really not it’s pretty much a useless and almost dead language

[@Lemu_with_a_shirt]

@@iremember7799 it's still quite useful actually.

[@iremember7799]

@@Lemu_with_a_shirt how so

[@Lemu_with_a_shirt]

@@iremember7799 because it comes back in many things. Of course for quite some people it's not that helpful, but in any somewhat medical career it's usually required you know latin, as all the terms are still in latin. In many other parts of things and parts of many languages latin is at the core, so it can make things a lot easier to know some latin.

[@carlllama9228]

Don't be a cat person. Be a llama person.

[@PrettyPaigeLove28]

Carl, You're dead. Get out.

[@adoboadobe]

Carl Llama caaaaaaarlllllllll.

[@DschinghisEli]

Carl.. Are you alive? Is it really you?

[@apotatodraws5224]

+Carl Llama Carl died. T_T

[@kaydreamsart]

caaaaaaaaarl

[@sarahhernandez4304]

12 years later and this still cracks me up!! Love it!!

[@ceceparra]

My cat and I watch this everyday and she gets really upset with the way Detective Mittons, “meow meow meows”

[@gregorygo]

I'm so glad the detective talks in full sentences.

[@Squashylemon]

Can someone kill me, I'm 32 and this came out when I was 17

[@jordanhaik6801]

this can only be the work of... CAAAAAAAAARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@niab7757]

Give detective Mittens an award

[@LetsPlaywithBronies]

I wonder how many views of this are just from people coming back to rewatch this? I account for at least 100,000 views on this video xD

[@driftercarbon]

It's probably mostly like ten of us that watch it on a regular basis. The cult of Mittens.

[@trumpeterjen]

Only your first view is counted.

[@LetsPlaywithBronies]

trumpeterjen I adopted a kitten recently and named her Ambush. She's a bit like mittens, but kills less, steals more.

[@driftercarbon]

LetsPlaywithBronies Give it time. The murder comes later.

[@SheilaChalakee]

Sometimes when I'm sad there aren't more of Jason Steele I read through the comments...about murder cats...and just like magic I feel better.

[@tentaitakara4667]

I quote this even more than I do CtU or The Cloak. I adore this strange, dry, insane humor. ♡

[@thebestsnuper]

15 years!!! Still come back for watching this scary fxxking cat.

[@Matteoarts]

Good work Mittens... you scary fucking cat.

[@TheNashMatt]

people should quote this line all over youtube and see what the initial response is

[@gabenewell6531]

matt nash Meow meow meooow.

[@xRawrMuffinx]

i like how the guy in the food place just stands there, staring blankly when he's not taking phone calls.

[@noaha6185]

Meow meow meow meow meow

[@lunacavemoth]

Literally can’t stop talking like detective mittens. Freaks out my Meowcifer

[@qstix9733]

mittens is wearing pauls hat!!

[@stellar3508]

+Q StiX how did paul get mittens hat?

[@philosophicaljay3449]

+Tiome Must have happened after Mittens was killed in the Microwave in The Cloak.

[@stellar3508]

OF COURSE!

[@acamsred]

But Paul's hat is red lol

[@avatarkanian462]

Q StiX shot that means he reincarnated

[@aberockerroller2445]

mittens dead, Robert killed him with a microwave,

[@tomolsen963]

i WANT THIS CAT

[@user-zo9hg2ye2h]

Omfg

[@tomolsen963]

Hi Scar!

[@user-zo9hg2ye2h]

Yo

[@tomolsen963]

hangouts me

[@user-zo9hg2ye2h]

k

[@jocyleon4370]

I watch this when I’m on the verge of a panic attack, it works every time. Thanks Mittens.

[@koociekat1945]

for the love of god a corpse is not a box MITTENS

[@vannessahotchkiss6477]

My mom heard me listening to this and hasn't talked to me for two days...

[@interstellarkitten6487]

This is an accurate representation of my cat as a detective

[@kinshill5811]

I think Mittens killed all of the people.

[@magic8ball1000]

The greatest duo of all time... Detective Heart of America and Detective Mittens!!

[@blakeperrine]

The Detective and Mittens remind me of Paul and Carl

[@venomousalex3065]

Yeah

[@jonfavreau8491]

8 years.

[@clyax113]

I can't believe it either.

[@lloydvallentine2]

Swingers suck big time!

[@glorbojibbins2485]

11 years

[@JamesWronaVlogs]

Agent Kit Kat: The Origin Story.

[@FunPill90]

I should really go to sleep, but i'm having suck a good laugh...I think 10-20 of these videos and then it's off to the bed

[@FunPill90]

+Fun Pill Or maybe 30

[@zanewood2733]

Make that 50!

[@elibursztyn2365]

+Zane Wood I've been awake an extra hour and a half

[@t0talnerd]

this is more entertaining than most films.

[@THATGuy5654]

This guy has been partnered with an extremely dangerous cat, and he is just playing along. Avoiding gooey, stinky death.

[@BlackTheNerevar]

I think mittens needs to lay of the catnip :P

[@Joyfeather]

God I love this video!!! Makes me laugh hysterically every time!!!

[@frikoffmom]

This should be a series.

[@CainCaldfuck]

I ordered the pajamas on film cow. I wear the shirt whenever I can! Meow Meow Meow

[@JaceDarks]

this is cute yet disturbingly so I like it

[@mossgob6786]

I can imagine Mittens saying to the man: "I don't know who you are. I don't know why you did this. If you're looking to pull a prank on someone, I am not the person, for I have no patience, since I'm a cat. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you fix my spaghetti order now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

[@pokemonbuisman4310]

I love this comment

[@meldawn21]

So hilarious!!! Would it be possible for a second Mittens? Please!!!!

[@ohlelongjohnsoniii6216]

I talk to my cat like this and now I know where I got it from.

[@anthonylong9067]

And that is why i have a dog

[@internetduck1520]

Well, good work, Mittens, you scary fucking cat.

[@jazminrose2562]

That cat sounds like my mom

[@sherissecamire]

Hey!!! Jerk!!!

[@28jander]

+sherisse camire Lolol he is probably right :D I know the feeling sorry

[@sherissecamire]

haha

[@tamjac10]

Then your mom is scary - lol

[@izurukamukura8835]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MOW MEWO MOWWW

[@tomskhewp2068]

I think this calls for a... SEQUEL

[@GabinRevolution]

And then the flying head put him in the microwave.

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

Oh yeah cuz they're both coincidentally named mittens

[@horokiwiisninja3087]

That is such a scary cat, omg some things you can never un-see!

[@MrGoreasm]

Just put on captions.

[@scoopishere7881]

I love how the bodies of the humans have no secondary animation. I don’t know why but it makes it better.

[@user-tj7sh8wx1x]

This is still my Alltime Favorite Filmcow vid

[@msmwkc]

Maybe it's the voice. Maybe it's the face. But I think Detective Mittens is really Daniel Striped Tiger in disguise.

[@Hildaglitz]

I love this! I showed it to my friend and we just kept saying meow meow meow meow meow to each other! "As you can see, this one's fresh. We must be getting clo-- Oh no, ahh, Mittens NOO!!! AHHHUUUGGG MITTENS!!!"

[@phonkey]

"Local accountant... tried to write off the time spent gutting people as a business expense" is my favorite part ...or maybe "meow meow meow meow"

[@whiterhino4969]

I just realized, 7 years later, that mittens jumped in the bodies to cover up his own evidence

[@Cidolfus_Highwind]

I enjoyed this more than I should have

[@germanletplayer]

Miau Miau Miau say my Cat Tiger :D

[@TheOriginalGDahl]

I just showed this to my husband for the first time. Your channel has been a favorite for years!

[@deadchannel.nothingtoseehe1484]

Did paul become a cat? Cuz look at his hat. Ha that ryhmed

[@lasseplatburk]

Are you ever going to make a sequel?

[@cleliaoleary10]

MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW, MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

[@jordanthompson5143]

Meow

[@cleliaoleary10]

Jordan Thompson meeeeooooowwww!

[@jordanthompson5143]

Meowowow I'm from your school 4th grade remember Jordan?

[@jordanthompson5143]

I'm Jordan Thompson

[@cleliaoleary10]

Yeah! :)

[@oglethorpezippelmeier2514]

This is the cat from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood with a new job.

[@megagem4093]

That last line was the best! Rofl!

[@jameshannusch1928]

Please put detective kittens in the upcoming movie as an Easter egg if not a side character or big part

[@roxycauldwell544]

I miss THIS youtube

[@ilmu011]

I typed Meow in KZbin and this was literally on the top.

[@get-the-joke]

Just to be the egghead who pointlessly quotes James Joyce: "Mkgnao"

[@daftoptimist]

+Get the Joke! I can't believe I understood that reference.

[@paul-marie]

Well good work Mittens, you scary fucking cat! XD

[@wierdgirl1611]

you fucking scary cat

[@MusicForLife456]

Good work mittens, you scary fucking cat.

[@RockerxxRicardo]

God I remember watching this in 8th grade. I'm now in my second year of college. Memories...

[@NoNameJustWords]

Why is this not a series!?!

[@421dewdrop]

Mittens is sitting right next to me. Please send help..

[@TubbierWombat]

It would only go to Mittens.

[@deenadickson5274]

As I'm making spaghetti...

[@reticenti6365]

I cannot believe this is 15 years old and I still remember so well

[@maxho6808]

EPIC!!!

[@scooterruler1440]

well looks like you saved the day again.....you scary fucking cat. LOL

[@davidreynolds192]

"well good work mittens*" sorry i hate when people quote but get the quote wrong

[@smolbean3651]

holy shut your carl

[@austinsmith990]

good job mittens........ you scary fucking cat

[@ElectricDude-mo2hm]

YOUR ROLLING AROUND IN GOOEY SMELLY EVEDENCE MEOW MEOW MEOW NO I DONT WANT SPAGGETTI 0:39

[@vultureonacid1482]

So is it safe to say Mittens did the murders? Or am I just pointing out the painfully obvious?

[@xaesalyszimpkee]

So many kids in my school started saying "meow" as talking when this started coming out and getting popular that it got banned 😂

[@jennifercanty]

We need more Detective Mittens episodes.

[@WW-bl2zw]

“Meow meow meow meow?”