I think the Alien Ship's pilot crashed because the plot was so confusing. He felt death was a better option.
@minnarosenqvistmr4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Ronin1977-v6l3 ай бұрын
chinese story telling is fatal
@wisdomwilliams49634 ай бұрын
narrator: it was as if the plants were alive😂😂😂. But plants are living things
@anubis198014 ай бұрын
.....sooo, the secret to longevity were those capsules/sarcophagi the entire time? If so, what was the point in Zhang risking everything to venture down to the city to begin with, considering he already had one in his possession (the one containing Sima Hui in stasis) since the beginning of the film?
@blurtednonsense56313 ай бұрын
Never thought i would hear "Golden Spider City" this many times in my life.
@VincentNajger14 ай бұрын
@19:00 "...but left her alive" lmao splattt
@TheOneAndOnlyGod.4 ай бұрын
I just love that he said sima Cong 9 times in the first minute
@audiofriday4 ай бұрын
Broooo😂
@ab-hk2ld3 ай бұрын
tried to take a shot for everytime sima kong is said, died of alcohol poisoning after 6 minutes 😂
@mildredbrown81972 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TwoStacks2174 ай бұрын
It's funny to think that his mummy is actually his Daddy
@audiofriday4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@imdeadedАй бұрын
Whoos ur daddy?
@TwoStacks2174 ай бұрын
My girlfriend has 7 days to get an antidote I'll go to the ancient mythical spider City instead of you know the hospital
@bleukollar4 ай бұрын
the narration just drones on and on and on and on and on. . .
@EvilNecroid4 ай бұрын
ok this is weird if u look up the cast for this movie lisa doesnt exist???
@robertlyness48834 ай бұрын
"THE CREATURE than devoured the guard, killing him instantly." 🤣🤣🤣 Around the 2:35 mark.
@robertlyness48834 ай бұрын
Gotta LOVE this stuff...as long as it's FREE!! 🤣🤣🤣
@evgeniydeus81374 ай бұрын
Yeah boy, grab that antidote, magic rope!
@dilbertfirestorm48514 ай бұрын
what happened to lisa? says giant spider spared her. was she killed in the explosion?
@EvilNecroid4 ай бұрын
i wanna know what happened to the girl who played lisa. if u look up the cast for this movie shes doesnt exist
@anubis198014 ай бұрын
I'm assuming she got killed when the city got destroyed, unless she managed to escape while all the other parties were being kept busy.
@KalpeshPatel784 ай бұрын
Tomb raider meets national treasure meets journey to the centre of the earth.
@promisenwaeke52104 ай бұрын
You forgot Indiana Jones
@w426a3 ай бұрын
@@promisenwaeke5210Meets cheap Chinese knockoff
@jovayutube4 ай бұрын
Chinese movie titled Golden Spider City (2022)? cool. Added to my list! Interesting movie recap. YOU'RE AWESOME! BEST REGARDS!
@rayharvey13304 ай бұрын
I need more realism in my fantasy movies.
@amberroy11232 ай бұрын
Good movie if you watch it with no sound
@NeverEvenThere4 ай бұрын
Damn that dude with terminal cancer sure has an awful lot of strength and stamina...
@shelldie85234 ай бұрын
Maybe he didn't get chemo
@ghostnoname75934 ай бұрын
Maybe he used the alien life pod to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina for his quest to reach the golden spider city where he searches for a way to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina?! 🤣No wait that makes no sense xD
@name52932 ай бұрын
Heavily inspired by Made in Abyss. The golden city, deep underground, mysterious powers..
@HacpoaAgentsWillGetTyler4 ай бұрын
Story 9/10, cinema -1000000/10
@user-zg5ey5xo9i4 ай бұрын
It's literally garbage.
@theldraspneumonoultramicro4053 ай бұрын
dont you mean Story -9999/10, cinema -99999/10? the strory is a complete mess at best, and everything else is truly garbage, the cgi and animation was bad some 20-30 years ago, Terminator 2 has more convincing CGI then this crap.
@HacpoaAgentsWillGetTyler2 ай бұрын
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405 ye i did kinda over rate the story but its still a 5 out of 10 at least
@sunnyday2373 ай бұрын
“Pointed rod”……. Spear?
@starcrafter13terran3 ай бұрын
I hope to never hear semi and kong again. And yes, I know that isn't the way to spell them.
@starcrafter13terran3 ай бұрын
"It's as if the plants were alive." Plants are alive.
@igorshchiglik133119 күн бұрын
Lol, 1 second in, subtitle says 1988 not 1978, unless my eyesight is completely gone.
@demonwolf32864 ай бұрын
So the golden coffins are escape stasis pods
@mugenjin2054 ай бұрын
What was Lisa motive?
@mrwaffles61394 ай бұрын
MEH i would have just got a new Girl, the bad guy can get his own Gem :D
@nomiinzn77544 ай бұрын
when you said 1978 its litterally written on screen 1988 bro FOCUS!! @@
@freddiecarr76024 ай бұрын
Was this based on a true story?
@filmcrop4 ай бұрын
I don't think so)
@tacokoneko4 ай бұрын
ah yes the giant alien spider monsters
@nutzhazel4 ай бұрын
Yes, in the hollow earth where Godzilla, Kong and other Titans live.
@rodolfopadilla30384 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@TraianoLiberatore3 ай бұрын
Yes.
@maelradec67664 ай бұрын
You do an awesome job mate, you find some good movies i have never seen, cheers
@madcowlive10813 ай бұрын
they sustained significant casualties. they lost 3 dudes. lol, fire your AI
@filmcrop3 ай бұрын
it's not AI
@madcowlive10813 ай бұрын
@@filmcrop your writer must be dumb on top of not knowing English. Or, a more plausible scenario, You use AI and don't want to admit it. Either way it's bad lol.
@ClockworkWyrm3 ай бұрын
Over the top, outrageous, unnecessarily convoluted, questionable CGI, and absolutely pure magic. Hollywood doesn't even come close to making great movies like this and it's a real shame.
@JasonAndrews19954 ай бұрын
Sima Kong
@youalready65984 ай бұрын
What’s the background music?
@filmcrop4 ай бұрын
dream 400Hz - youtube media
@maelradec67664 ай бұрын
called serinity from resident evil 4
@youalready65984 ай бұрын
Bruh both of yall are wrong
@rickybuhl31764 ай бұрын
Leapt - past tense of Leap. [lep-t].
@Sabizoo4 ай бұрын
i would read it as sigma cong just for the luls
@ghostnoname75934 ай бұрын
How about Sigmund´s dong :P
@lisawilliams91004 ай бұрын
My name is Lisa
@lisawilliams91004 ай бұрын
Myself and my parents are not going for me as much as 8.30am
@user-zg5ey5xo9i4 ай бұрын
@@lisawilliams9100Okay..
@KELVIN_MUNGA3 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@madcowlive10813 ай бұрын
Btw, i decided to watch the actual movie, and a lot of wat he says is just wrong.
@TwoStacks2174 ай бұрын
So if he came out in his clothes that he had on how did his father get dressed like a mummy
@patricklyons18634 ай бұрын
So the movie could happen. Haha
@minnarosenqvistmr4 ай бұрын
As Mr.Bean would say "magic"😂😂😂 I love how he says it 😂😂😂
@ronaldwhite17304 ай бұрын
thank you . ( 2024 / June / 30 )
@engenhokas694 ай бұрын
never have i ever seen a spider spit web. i bet thet have the meals through the ass, because in my world the spider anatomy is completely reversed from what i've seen, in my world they shoot webs through the rear and eat through the mouth. But who am i to judge XD
@Unknown159163 ай бұрын
What a "SUCK" MOVIE !
@AdonistheDon14 ай бұрын
Stop
@minnarosenqvistmr4 ай бұрын
No, you stop😂😂
@rajaryan49025 күн бұрын
Skipped....you need to improve
@theldraspneumonoultramicro4053 ай бұрын
the cgi is laughably bad, the animation is truly horrible, its very janky, and robotic, it would be at best a "B" grade in high school, and thats the very best teh movie has to offer, most of it would land you a "C" if the teacher is feeling generous. PS1/2 era cinematics is better then this crap, Terminator 2 has more convincing cgi then this crap. and Chinese wire work is far worse then anything to have ever plagued cinema.
@madcowlive10813 ай бұрын
can you not be so lazy and just do it yourself. AI is just not good enough for this, and wen it is, its not gonna be made by inputs from you.
@filmcrop3 ай бұрын
it's not AI
@filmcrop3 ай бұрын
All content is handmade. Our actor's English is not his first language. Although we are thinking of switching to AI because it's better.
@madcowlive10813 ай бұрын
@@filmcrop no need to lie to me. I already clicked don't recommend channel.