Once there was a man, his name was Garry. Garry loved to shop, he loved it so much he’d be in dept from how much he’d spend. One day Garry was walking to the store to of course buy stuff. As Garry was walking he conveniently coincidentally unfortunately stepped on a landmine and blew the hell up. If Garry never went shopping this day he would have never happened. Personally I would have just avoided the landmine but because of his addiction to shopping Garry stepped onto a landmine causing him to explode. Now if it wasn’t for his mom he would have never had a shopping addiction. His mom always took him shopping for no reason, just to shop. His mom had a shopping addiction causing him to have one. Now this all could have been avoided if Garry slept in that day, his alarm didn’t go off, but no he decided to wake up and go on a shopping spree only to be in pieces. Now I think Garry could have gotten a better passion because his dad always played baseball with him but Garry never picked it up and only like shopping with his mom. Now personally I think his dad should have pushed baseball on Garry because then Garry wouldn’t have woken up, decided to go to the store and continuing his shopping addiction only to explode on a landmine. Poor Garry
@Zolemalt8 күн бұрын
Nah bro this wasn't just final act. That's return to dust