Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - The Movie - TeamFourStar (TFS)

TeamFourStar (TFS) Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) The Movie
Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and has since been a mainstay to the series for fans all over the world. Join Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cid as we reach the end of this TFS abridged series!
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Cast:
Tifa - Sarah Ann Williams
Cloud - Justin Briner
Cid - Brienne Olvera
Red XIII - Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott
Shera - Elsie Lovelock
Barret- Anthony "Antfish" Sardinha
Marlene - Corinne "Megami33" Sudberg
Cait Sith- Nick “Lanipator” Landis
Yuffie - Courtney "Mystic Pyro Freak" Williams
Godo - SungWon Cho (ProZD)
Bahamut - Grant Smith
Reno - Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott
Elena - Morgan Berry
Rude - Marc Swint
Tseng - Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs
Vincent - Chris "Faulerro" Tout
Lucrecia - Elsie Lovelock
Bugenhagen - David "Shockdingo" Dixon
Zack Fair - Nathan "Natewantstobattle" Sharp
Sephiroth - Mike Varker
Aerith - Kira Buckland
Misc:
Mu 1 - Corinne "Megami33" Sudberg
Mu 2 - Marc Swint
Chobo Bill - Lewis "Linkara" Lovhaug
Ship computer - Morgan Berry
Cosmo Canyon Doorguy - Brock Baker
Pup 1 - Kira Buckland
Pup 2- Brock Baker
Written - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha & Nick "Lanipator" Landis
Directed - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Editor and Motion Graphics Artist - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Music Production - Cliff “AinTunez” Weinstein
Vocal Mastering - Natalie Van Sistine
Credits Song - Knight of The Round
Character Art - Stephan Krosecz
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[@Gabe_Cross]

"I shall take this L and grow." Now that's character development.

[@thatguy0960]

I could have sworn he said "take this L and groan" lol

[@mario-oc2if]

Now if only people on the internet could do that

[@zeke547]

When

[@n0dash18]

@@mario-oc2if NEVER!!!1!!

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

I feel like it's more development for Yuffie, cuz she verbally smacks him down extremely hard.

[@willfredosauce]

Just as Sephiroth is added to smash... coincidence... I THINK NOT!

[@YungandRekless545]

...Bernie

[@DrGandW]

If this came out a little later it could’ve had a Smash joke so close

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

So long as Cloud remembers him, he will never be a memory...

[@MetroidsEATYou]

I daresay they were in cahoots!

[@brightonic]

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 ...because he remembered him.

[@Sabis2365]

"Let this be your Final Fantasy." "I already made that joke!" "Don't care."

[@lordvader9072]

time?

[@supersonicheroes]

@@lordvader9072 30:06

[@bryanincommiefornia5629]

Best moment imo

[@Xman34washere]

*obliterates party*

[@dariasilenthief3115]

The only time sephiroth broke his character a bit, hilarious.

[@MaTTu022]

The fact Red screaming AVALANCHE TIMEE!!!! in the end, knowing Barret is Dead in that time and Red screaming like Barret is stil whit him, is so sad, but a great end. Remember, you can be armless, friendless and homeless , but NOT talking dog best friendless.

[@Ron_nald19]

You can still hear the echo of Barret

[@Jungoguy]

@@Ron_nald19 some bromances can’t be stopped by death

[@Tkokat]

Avalanche is forever

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

Friendships can go beyond lifetimes.

[@anonymoususer2108]

Jesus that hit hard... I thought it was a comedy. Not tearjerker

[@WizelBalan]

I like how they inserted animated versions of Vincent and Yuffie into the final scene since they were optional characters and thus not in the original ending CGI.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Well, tht might change, for obvious reasons

[@charcoal200]

I figured that may have been the case for the animated versions in that scene, but, as someone who never played the original, thank you for confirming.

[@JimRaynorRaider]

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 before, not really, as its in canon that both wasn't in the final battle but back at the city and helping ppl to escape under the plate, for protection. but now? yeah, might change...maybe...?

[@SWad250]

@@JimRaynorRaider I mean, they retrofitted that reason in to explain away why they weren't there. As for the remake, since they are unlikely to be optional this time, they will probably find a compromise, since the spin offs haven't been invalidated yet.

[@weridify]

would it be too much for a time code?

[@kaitlynbannon4567]

Let this be a lesson to you, Sephiroth: nobody f***s with the white mage.

[@bat_mobile7545]

And her name was Aerith

[@superdarkblazer1]

Oh wait does that mean sephiroth got zacks sloppy seconds eww

[@wallymeatson4430]

I see what you did there

[@ProsecutorValentine]

Especially not in XIV. Never get a single WHM mad, or they'll use Rescue on your ass and thow you out of the arena. Two things to deal with that: -If you're a tank and they do that for toxic reason, shirk them. -If you're a Dragoon like Cid in VII, backflip yourself or tank the floor. This the way.

[@REblll]

Oh my god that would have been an epic call back

[@Fran_5]

Did everyone see Vincent flip his Gun a bunch of times. It was sick!

[@marvinratliff8424]

Yee

[@RileyJ3866]

Oh yeah all like WAH WAH WAHHHH

[@notSpiritsend]

Groovy

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

I think the word is a “Bauhillion” times.

[@aplsed]

ye.

[@togathin7009]

24:31 Cloud and Tifa: Try to have a sentimental moment. Red: "YoU gUyS fUcK yEt?"

[@owennelson5814]

your obligatory no censor the f-bomb moment from TFS

[@zzz43344]

ROFLMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@barbaraalcaman6570]

@@zayne7921 Keep dreaming, dear LoL

[@Aeonknight87]

@@barbaraalcaman6570 nah it was there.

[@cleitonoliveira932]

They really fucked but story changes depending on how you treat Tifa along the game events.

[@mariopartier123]

"Bahamut Crossing: New Horizions?" "Staying inside" Damn

[@alanwayne7643]

That bits so hard RN XD

[@EverGrey264]

Red: Bahamut Segue? Bahamut: Oh, that's just lazy!

[@SuperPlaytendo]

"Bahlan Wonderbaworld" "Every moment is an adventure to say no." Oof. He was right.

[@FShani]

@@EverGrey264 I just have to point out that it was used as a segue, as in transition to the next scene.

[@EverGrey264]

@@FShani Thx dawg

[@venomsnekko]

"You're just gonna flip your gun and shoot a buncha times, huh?" "Ye."

[@sethporter9066]

"We suck..."

[@grooviecoot1166]

"did everyone see me flip my gun a bunch of times?"

[@Sparrks13]

This part made me laugh so hard I had to rewatch it several times

[@Marcelelias11]

@@sethporter9066 Speak for yourself, Cait

[@parrotpop7277]

I was in tears of laughter from that bit XD

[@onlypain4859]

Hell, no ones talking about how they actually nailed fear into this shit. Clouds speech talking to Zack before the Zack flashback is so damn realistic. Him nailing that he's so fucking scared is actually genuine.

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

Justin Briner really does a good job.

[@davidrich27]

Honestly, Zack’s final words in this joke series are 10x more poignant than “protect your honor as SOLDIER”.

[@storm_shadow-2107]

Technically those weren't actually Zack's final words. Those would be, " You are my living legacy." Which Zack says to Cloud right before he ultimately dies from his wounds.

[@rwbyab7423]

"My grandpa is ... Off on another journey now." That made me tear up, brilliant acting Taka.

[@jaredohlstein7355]

Yeah Curtis really got to do some emotional stuff in this abridged series

[@mistman_161]

*Abridged Seph:* "You cannot stop fate" *Remake Seph:* "Let us defy destiny, together" **CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT**

[@Darkmythsolider]

Instead of killing cloud, he wants to work with cloud. Gonna have to play the remake then

[@silverblade357]

@@Darkmythsolider The remake is not a straight remake. Keep an open mind because there be anime shenanigans.

[@Darkmythsolider]

@@silverblade357 even better now i wanna see what they did even more

[@silverblade357]

@@Darkmythsolider Well, the game was a heavy hitter this year, so PSN probably has it discounted for the holidays.

[@chrisossu2070]

Discovering time travel actually exists opens up one's mind to a whole new realm of possibilities.

[@tybuss6211]

And like that, TFS ends another story, I think this says for all of us when I say thank team four star for this final fantasy

[@hollowstrife246]

Joke was already made twice

[@KamikiSoregaia]

@@hollowstrife246 Sephiroth didn't care why should he X3

[@tybuss6211]

@@KamikiSoregaia Thank you

[@KamikiSoregaia]

@@tybuss6211 no problem

[@dsareis9134]

👍

[@EverGrey264]

Red: "OHH WHAT'S IFRIT LIKE? I bet he has anger issues." Bahamut: "Hey, he's getting better. " Lol

[@darekocanom4172]

It's me I'm Ifrit. T.T

[@frohawk8465]

5:17

[@darkcacaocookie4806]

There must a place full of all the summons

[@Nosretep]

Alexander is a narcissist.

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

@@Nosretep Anima is actually the kindest, most gentle one.

[@Sjono]

“I’m Cloud...never forget that.” Trust me Cloud. With the amount of times Sephiroth has appeared alongside you in various other projects & crossovers & his flanderization, he’ll always remember you

[@topdog2007]

oh cloud ill never be a memory

[@zzz43344]

Flanderization????

[@LordTyph]

Then comes Re:make.

[@donovanulrich348]

Never played FF I know FF7’s plot 😂😂🤦‍♂️ No it won’t be forgotten

[@KiraYoza]

@@zzz43344 hi diddly doodily? 👋 - Flanders

[@AlfredoFilmGeek]

Props to Justin Brinner for sticking with this show for all these years.

[@mcfry13]

Absolutely, especially after striking it big with MHA. He definitely cares about his commitments and his fans. He is a true class act.

[@killblom3969]

One For All:OMNISLASSSHH!

[@scottvgamer1163]

@@mcfry13 I love how I can even hear Izuku whenever he speaks sometimes.

[@kennyr7562]

Lol yea dude, its great

[@arbetor12]

Same with Sarah She's definitely been busy these past few years, not as big but still big What with League of Legends Blazblue Cross Tag Kill la Kill IF Demon slayer And bunch of other stuff I'm probably missing

[@callmeken2327]

Cloud: "We're not gonna be taken out by some damn virus." *Cloud kills Covid-19*

[@crashtefano]

I wish he could

[@boxtank5288]

But YEAH that shows how powerful Cloud is at that point, just CASUALLY tossing that bitch Jenova into space.

[@lewisalvarez2859]

@@boxtank5288 Fuck yeah he did, HOME RUN BABYYYYY!!!

[@crashtefano]

@@boxtank5288 Do you mean Sephiroth's mom is so fat she landed on the planet and left such a big crater the planet itself couldn't recover?

[@bartsimpsongoatbootleg682]

Proceeds to get infected in Advent Children

[@bryandiaz6597]

I would’ve loved if they referenced Shiva being destroyed by Aerith sayin something like “We summons talk to each other, except Shiva. Haven’t heard from her in a while”

[@firepuppies4086]

Or she just.. hasn't been able to be summoned

[@OmiGundam777]

Yeah Shiva isn't dead, they basically don't have her phone number anymore.

[@NightZephyr_]

One little detail I love is how before fight with Hojo, any time his name was mentioned, Vincent would go into a rage and scream “HOOOOOJO”. After, Vincent is able to say his name normally, signifying that Vincent has moved on. Love the effort put into the small things. This was a perfect end.

[@datdude2339]

Noticed that

[@eyeaid9817]

Yuffie saying "oh crap he has a theme song" was me yesterday when Sephiroth got the world of light speedrun world record.

[@christopherherr7561]

You're a cool dude in my book

[@eyeaid9817]

@@christopherherr7561 Thanks, by the way, this was a great ending huh, great early Christmas gift.

[@exlordinthedude8080]

@@christopherherr7561 so much positivity. I love it.

[@DisneyLuvr2008]

I know right. I'm still tripping out about that.

[@ZeldAry1999]

This is just insane to me. One day I was buying FF7 as a Christmas present for my sister. Hours later sephiroth is revealed. Hours later this came out. Maybe 2020 can be redeemed

[@koook160]

“Grampa? I... I don’t want you to go.” Jesus Christ this actually got me to cry.

[@ghostlywinds5334]

Same. That scene alone to get Red13s best weapon really hit the feels hard.

[@xenencross1717]

It was a kick to the heart's dick.

[@crimsonnight9110]

Shit man why do you do this man. why hit in the feels man it’s killing me here

[@Shogundoxie1414]

That hit me so hard. Because I said the same words to my Grandpa.

[@user-us2cm7bw9t]

I cried too man i did too...😔😔😔😔😭😔😔

[@brendanjafet7715]

Aerith in episode 25: You're Cloud. Never forget that Cloud before finishing Sephiroth: I'm Cloud... never forget that

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

It was at that moment when Seph-dawg knew... he done f$%^ed up.

[@mariomaster4568]

We really did come full circle. “Your cloud. Never forget that” “I’m not cloud” “I’m cloud…never forget that” from truth to denial to acceptance of who he is. Damn, this abridged series I tell ya.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I swear, these ads are actually so well placed for comedic effect. "YOU GUYS FUCK YE--" *(Reese's ad plays)*

[@13crystals61]

RIGHT!?

[@tokiejoestar]

Same for me

[@dragmaster2000]

Same here

[@HoodedLord]

I got a Canada Dry ginger ale ad that had a voice actor that sounded like an Irishman trying and mostly succeeding in doing an Indian accent

[@WeirdowithaDjembeo]

I had one when Sith was asking why no one noticed that 504 hours didn't add up and red yelled DOG MA-

[@melchiorzibeon5024]

Nobody talks about the real character development though. Cid officially joined AVALANCHE in his heart! He accepted it into his soul!!!

[@waddledoo2you13]

AVALANCHE TIME!

[@freedomzero6430]

AVALANCHE TIMEEEEEE-

[@goh8899]

Team three star?

[@terribleduelist4433]

I know they're written to be better in this but got a good chuckle out of character development from becoming a terrorist

[@donovanulrich348]

Cid technically joined But Cid always swore lol 😂 so him dropping mofo with enthusiasm is just his character

[@dannyfromtheville3613]

Really love how they didn't clown the serious moments

[@BurningFyre]

Antfish and Lani (and whoever else did writing work) are really great at letting their characters breathe. Its something you can see develop over the course of DBZA, where they transition from slapstick to character comedy as they gained more and more confidence in their characters and the natural humor they had. This was them showing off their writing chops in a big way, still funny but letting the characters they made exist as they are, drama and all.

[@dannyfromtheville3613]

@@BurningFyre Very much agree!👏🏻

[@VirizionWireless]

I agree, it was really cringy.

[@TroySpartan247]

I love how the two original showrunners say the last two lines of the series

[@razzamatronic9882]

That's the Mark of exceptional writers, they know how to put serious and heartfelt moments into a comedy without shattering the tone

[@jaredohlstein7355]

We all laugh at the jokes but I'm impressed by how Takahata was able to say with 100% seriousness "Bestest friend, We're to late"

[@richardromaine8639]

The old cloud would have been like: *sees sephiroth's final form* Cloud: Ooh, and you're using the theme song I gave you 🥲

[@sirsmiteful6285]

“I’m Cloud...never forget that.” Fucking. Perfect. Delivery.

[@dnmstarsi]

TFS with them callbacks. They know when to pull it off right.

[@ikonta169]

And that perfect smackdown

[@ImagineThatStudiosYT]

kinda see why they chose this voice actor to be deku

[@skeptischism1324]

Well i mean, it is the voice of Deku......so ya.

[@alexstach8667]

Basically killing everything in one hit but running away from Master Tonberry. Thats very relatable xD

[@SadNaughtyPanda]

That got me as well I felt that in a spiritual level

[@XIIICrystalHearts]

I also felt this, i used a group mimic of Bahamut zero on this fiend...he still was alive after that. And my Bahamut zero could slap ya for a whooping 9999 damage.

[@brycejohansen7114]

@@XIIICrystalHearts You wait for Tonberry to move twice before attacking it... with 4x-Cut or Yuffie morphing him into Ribbon with her Conformer.

[@adambeardy558]

Yeah it only takes a knights of the round and omnislash to get kill them clean

[@ddm3125]

Accurate!

[@ambiancesb1]

"Oh Cloud, I will never be a memory." Epic, you guys nailed Sephiroth. Especially the inner rage Cloud feels toward Sephiroth for killing Aerith. "I am Cloud, never forget that." He is no longer a puppet.

[@blu42nj]

*whispers* but he never did kill her though.

[@kingdynal7735]

@@blu42nj right. Never thought of it but technically it was jenova that killed her.

[@NinjaSox7]

@@kingdynal7735 Oh shit

[@vincentgraymore]

@@kingdynal7735 If we go by OG logic, without theories etc, then Sephiroth did bring Jenova to him by his will and he overpowered her will with his own so yes he did kill her, by mind control of Jenova during that time and very much with intention. If Cloud had killed Aerith, it would not be blamed on him, as he would do it against his will and while being mind controlled. It is kinda vague and theories of Jenova being in control have gained ground over the years, but every time you give Jenova credit, Sephiroth loses status as a villain. Whatever remake decides to do with it, we can only wait for. Also, since the bodies actually turn to lifestream upon death (somewhat), Cloud was the one killing her >_< by drowning. So it kinda has to be taken with a grain of salt.

[@lulzalfest]

And this quote is big for what they're doing in the remake. I'm excited for the next parts.

[@PukiLynx]

Abridged Vincent and Abridged Lucrecia are too perfect for each other.

[@shrivathssansurendarakumar4443]

Their conversation sounded more like a classic play. It was good

[@Cloudrunner62]

I eagerly await Dirge of Abridgerus. Which I will almost certainly never get but would love to see done.

[@bapbeepskull]

*yes* Heavy Romeo and Juliet vibes

[@greninjastorm]

I can tolerate abridged Lucrecia more than her canon counterpart.

[@dnmstarsi]

@@Cloudrunner62 Same along with Advent Children Abridged, Crisis Core Abridged and Last Order Abridged! But seriously, I'd love to see them sum up those games in 7 minutes.

[@weareharbinger914]

"Whats up, i'm Bahamut." "Every moment is an adventure to say no." I really like Bahamut.

[@bashhammer6172]

Yeah, he's really smart and handsome by the way.

[@ZeroTakenaka]

@@bashhammer6172 and he's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally handsome.

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

"Baham and Ted Face The Music?" 🎶 Bahamut: "ABSOLUTELY... no"

[@jacktwelve1710]

Tifa and cloud : having a moment Red XIII: you guys F$cking

[@bricky7081]

Fucking died at that shit

[@nigeljones8519]

I'm so done with Red😆😆😆 24:33

[@Vacant_]

I was waiting for the sexual soldier bolt and had that shit pulled on me. I was fucking dying

[@winst7765]

Somehow doesn’t take away from the moment for me (yeah I don’t know why either)

[@LethalLunacyy]

Liking the profile pic my guy dark cloud 2 was 👌

[@ItsNikolai]

Cid slowly joining "Avalance Time" is low key the best character arc 👌

[@MrOrcshaman]

34:54 Aww, love that you included Yuffie and Vincent in this

[@liarliarplants4hire]

Holy emotional sh💩, that made me cry.

[@halestorm_01]

Aerith's message at the very end is something the world needs to hear and act on now more than ever imo

[@ghostlywinds5334]

Agreed her words speak a lot of wisdom and care that humanity should use and hold onto wisely.

[@DingusKhan.]

If only the millions of lost ones could hear this message once again..

[@RratRemi]

to play the devil's advocate: it can also be twisted to suit ones purpose or based on one's perception of the meaning. One's belief of what is good doesn't always match others. I think it's important to hear and listen to these messages, but it's also important to listen to all sides before making a decision. It's part of what made the Sephiroth fight in this so good, they took the time to listen to sephiroth spell out why he does what he does and why he thinks he's good, but ultimately is not. It's a bit of an ambiguous line, but it's perfect from Aerith's perspective as it still shows a bit of her naivety to humans.

[@ghostlywinds5334]

@@RratRemi it really does now that I've thought about it. Didn't think of it that way till reading this comment.

[@RratRemi]

@@ghostlywinds5334 thanks for the reply! Merry Xmas

[@khfan4life365]

“I am NOT a fan of what is happening right now.” “Why is there music?” “Oh, that’s not good...” “Uhhh...” “I’m hecking worried!” “What the hell!” “Ooooh! Spooky...” “Oh, crap, he’s got a theme song!” Every player’s reactions to Sephiroth’s theme.

[@groffenator]

And you can match the responses to the players.

[@shrivathssansurendarakumar4443]

Can you match with whoever said those lines?

[@Blazieth]

Just for the sake of doing it: "I am NOT a fan of what is happening right now." ~ Barret "Why is there music?" ~ Tifa "Oh, that's not good..." ~ Cait Sith "Uhhhh...." ~ Cloud "I'm hecking worried!" ~ Red XIII, duh "What the hell!" ~ Cid "Ooooh! Spooky..." ~ Vincent "Oh crap! He's got a theme song!" ~ Yuffie

[@groffenator]

@@Blazieth You are the winner!

[@iancomtois9832]

@@Blazieth Received 1 Internets for winning!

[@jamalb2630]

“I’m Cloud....never forget that”.......after all they been through that quote hits harder

[@misterk6488]

TFS are just the best at making parodies. They don't just stop at making jokes about the stuff they parody but they also completely understand everything about the original thing (what makes it great). That's why they're so great at making any parody

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

there's a reason why Just A Robot titled his video on them "Team Four Star DBZ Abridged *Does* Understand Parody "

[@EVERYWHERE_MAN]

This abridge will never be a memory

[@BravoRox]

?

[@warlion2618]

@@BravoRox one of Sephiroth's famous lines is "I will never be a memory"

[@peterwakefield5233]

Foreshadowing future Abridge????

[@mysteryace2129]

"Stay where you belong, in my memories." -Cloud

[@zachataxxii7126]

The moment I heard Cloud say "memory", I was so happy they were able to work in Sephiroth's line.

[@esteban8471]

Cloud's monologue really hit me hard. For a moment, I actually felt he was talking to us, the viewers.

[@valdivia8383]

And Zack reminding Cloud why he has to face his destiny

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

That's called good writing. These guys always nail it and know when to tone the comedy down and hit you in the heart :)

[@excitedcat9517]

In a way he was Damn what a ride, Avalanche time!

[@ZachCremisiSky]

Yes Deku is awesome

[@Velg]

Same

[@Vrinara]

Gotta love the fact that Cloud and Tifa are having a very loving moment.. Then out of no where.. "YOU GUYS FUCK YET?!" Fucking Brilliant!

[@Spatu10]

The last abridged thing TFS is ever doing is Final Fantasy. This is like the third time I’ve watched this and I just realized that.

[@kingorza15]

*P A I N*

[@SET_Studios]

What do you mean? They're not making any other abridged series then?! :(

[@1spitfyre]

@@SET_Studios they got kinda screwed over....

[@SET_Studios]

@@1spitfyre Care to elaborate?

[@1spitfyre]

@@SET_Studios I heard that any animation studio wont have anything to do with them.....I mean, they'll make it but....its kinda screwed them over

[@CommanderBroShep]

"Then let that be your...final fantasy." "Cloud already made that joke!" "Don't care." Side note: I had NO idea about that scene with Boogenhagen in all my time playing FF7. I'll have to reboot the game just to see it.

[@MrSkateAndWatch]

Can’t argue with that retort

[@TheShockVox]

“I already made that joke”

[@peelslowly28]

When did he make it?

[@lordythegreat88]

@@peelslowly28 end of last season, almost last minute

[@SylasReidd777]

"Frieza did it"

[@azureheart2846]

The moment Tifa said that Barret he was dealing with something less terrifying I knew it was going to be Bahamut.

[@painof7]

I knew it was going to lead to chocobo breeding

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@painof7 All of that work to get Knights of Round only for it to get bitchsmacked aside by Sephy XD

[@jetsettech8804]

Why are we calling her Tiffa? Pretty sure even the game spells her name Tifa.

[@azureheart2846]

@@jetsettech8804 my mistake, was on the phone when typing this.

[@Dank_X_Nen]

That Zack and Cloud scene freakin broke me

[@Waltersop]

"we're not going to be taken down by some damn virus" Yeah, that line felt veryyyyy good

[@lordsatyros666]

Hahaha! I thought the same.

[@charlizard3011]

From now on, I will refer to this series as “The Tale of AVALANCHE TIME”

[@equinoxbts3180]

😹😹😹

[@AznOmega]

Don't forget the motherfucker part.

[@poggersuni9637]

and the Spikey blonde who fucked up

[@thanh5703]

"Come on grab your friends We'll go to very fantasy lands With XIII the Dog and Barret the Human The fun will never end, it's Avalanche Time! "

[@Dakuu75]

As it should be~

[@Blucham]

Putting “Do me a solid” into Tifa and Cloud’s dialogue under the Highwind was a REALLY good touch. 🥲

[@selder_7]

Was surprised it wasn’t used as an innuendo

[@sethporter9066]

Red: "You guys fuck yet?!"

[@princesssummernight]

@@sethporter9066 red lol

[@teecakes]

Too bad Aerith had to cockblock from beyond the grave amirite /Sephiroth

[@trentm2575]

@@sethporter9066 god Takahata is too god damn funny

[@animepanda460]

When cloud admitted he was scared I just started to cry, especially when he said tell me what to do. I always just did what people said and fed them whatever they wanted to hear whether it was half truths or lies. And always did what I was told, then when no one is around and I dont know what to I feel lost and sad knowing I've never done anything for myself that I really wanted to do just like a soldier following orders. It's gotten better for me but seeing that scene just hit me hard .

[@AlexGardipe]

This is why art and videogames matter. Good for you!

[@pugking1233]

we aren't weak when we're scared but when we let fear guide our path

[@13crystals61]

@@pugking1233 Damn, that's deep.

[@crimsonnight9110]

Yuffie “Yo was that a low key burn” Everyone else”ha oh hell yea” lol

[@iancomtois9832]

*You are not threats,* but saviors

[@thehatterp5243]

Rude: I've collected so many Shiny Xehanorts Me: Ah, there's the KH connection

[@Endersgamejp]

I mean... Sephiroth is the OG Xehanort

[@kasagrim7215]

Must’ve been playing the mobile kingdom heart’s game but with cards unless it’s based on another thing

[@Endersgamejp]

@@kasagrim7215 its a mix between tetra master (8s card mechanic) and pokemon go (shinies)

[@CirrusCen]

I guess he’s a fan of Chain of Memories

[@kevinpalmer4137]

Which xenohorts did he have, is my question, did he count replica riku? Venitas? Xigbar?

[@brenolk4642]

When people said a meteor would strike in 2020, I didn’t expect this

[@bctherelentless5446]

I tho they said 2021

[@surge123456789]

We we're nearly hit by a large asteroid in November and it barly missed the Earth, no really, we would have had a huge problem on our hands if it had hit.

[@Chip-Chapley]

@@surge123456789 it was passing in-between the sun and the moon, if it was on a collision course we would have known and would have done something months in advance. A “close shave” in astronomical terms means 3.9 million miles away - more than 16 times the distance between us and the Moon. general

[@iamlucidess]

@@Chip-Chapley good to know.

[@zeroneoz1944]

Tifa redemption arc was amazing,no joke

[@superrupee]

You start off laughing at these characters but you also watch them grow into such great heros, they learned from their mistakes and grew as people/ dog/spider nest and banded together to save the world, maybe Avalanche Time was the adventure, friends, family, and memories they made along the way

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

*Spider Nest*

[@alexstach8667]

"What did you do!?" "Defy destiny" FF7 Remake, is that you?

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

27:45 "You're just... just gonna flip your gun and shoot a bunch of times huh" ye

[@NeoAspieboy]

We suck.....

[@speinz9430]

This is why I love Vincent

[@crimsoncrusader518]

At least he got his own game.

[@lemonquartz464]

ye

[@donovanulrich348]

I love sleepovers 😂👌

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

26:49 I love these “rapid fire best attack” scenes. 26:56 Beast Mode! 27:33 AVALANCHE TIME! 31:28 Lead up to the final clash 31:50 Probably one of the most epic Omnislash sequences I’ve seen. Then there’s Vincent, Yuffie and Cait doing nothing.

[@Xman34washere]

"Y-ya just gonna flip ya gun and shoot 'em a buncha times, huh?" "ye" "We suck....."

[@codysonic1]

Makes sense Death Penalty only gets stronger the more you kill with it and we can see Vincent didn’t do the amount needed for it to be in its final form

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

Well, they did kinda already use his best limit break on Hojo. So his bag of tricks was empty at that point. Same with Cait Sith. They already made a gag out of his second limit break. And then Yuffie was always optional, regardless.

[@AgustusSinclairCo.]

32:03

[@davidmullally3061]

Sephiroth: "I will ....never be a memory!" Cloud: "I'm Cloud .... never forget that!" .....Wow 👌

[@topdog2007]

ff7 advent child sephiroth: hello once again cloud cloud: welp time to kick your ass agin *onima slash 2.0 on sephy*

[@JimHawking-]

@@topdog2007 my favorite part is in AC complete, he tries the original and gets impaled, Sephy learned.

[@topdog2007]

@@JimHawking- lol yeah but sephy got owned yet again by cloud not once but three times XD

[@codysonic1]

Correction he will never be a FORGOTTEN memory.

[@seanscudder5428]

And now Sephiroth will meet his worst nightmare a spikey haired boy, armed with a giant Key, and Copywrite

[@fakeadamlee]

Damn, that final “Avalanche Time” was bittersweet as hell

[@diodellavendetta3775]

If you listen very closely you can hear barret say *MOTHER FUCKER*

[@sitooop7095]

@@diodellavendetta3775 I HERD IT DUDE

[@gagejohnathan9641]

@@diodellavendetta3775 that takes place way after final fantasy seven. About 500 years or so, So I'd say a descendant of barret.

[@reyonXIII]

@@gagejohnathan9641 Or, SOMEHOW, the spirit of AVALANCHE TIME is SO strong, not even the Lifestream itself could dissipate it. OR, it's so strong, AVALANCHE TIME has become part of the very Planet itself!!!

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

@@reyonXIII that is now my head canon

[@CommisarHood]

"It's got Avalanche in the name doesn't it?" "NO... yes."

[@sikujacob4556]

That ending with Aerith's speech almost made me cry

[@therookie7401]

Sephiroth: "What!? What did you do!?" Cloud: "Defied destiny." The Whispers: "Well yes, but actually no."

[@facepalmer8828]

Red XIII: “This is the tale of.... Avalanche Time!!!!” Me: Could not have said it better myself our talking dog best friend!

[@thetrickster240]

the last phrase was either "Motha f**ka!" or "shut the F**k up!" 🤣

[@tompotter8703]

@@thetrickster240 it was the first one. It was practically their catchphrase.

[@Gucci_Nomad]

First I read this, then I seen the after credits scene right after I read it

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

*AVALANCHE TIME!!!!!*

[@Nintendoman1998]

27:47 Vincent's f*cking "yee" kills me

[@speinz9430]

It’s stuff like that which is why I love Vincent

[@codybethel4142]

I’m glad I’m. It the only one

[@Zonefire15]

Cait Sith: "you're you're just gonna flip your gun and shoot a bunch of times huh?" Vincent" "yee" Mog: "weee suck"

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

Groovy

[@TheArtSozosha]

"Ooooooooh! Spooky." "uhhh..." "why is there music?" "I'm hecking worried!" "What the hell?!" "Oh that's not good..." "I am NOT a fan of what is happening right now." "Oh crap! He's got a theme song!" Every JRPG Final Boss. so it's finally come to this. DBZA concluded with Ep. 60, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged wrapped up, and FFVII Machinabridged has come to an end. sad to say, but i think this closes the book on an era of TFS. Here's hoping whatever they make going forward is enjoyable in it's own ways.

[@eldenlion5850]

I’m gonna miss this series, I like how they managed to insert jokes while not sacrificing what made the game the gem it is.

[@Rosstisery]

This Journey started when I was in freshmen highschool student 6 years later, after hisghschool and after a few semesters of college. Its finally over. Seeing the end of Hellsing, DBZ, and Now FF7. cant wait for what's next.

[@presidentraiden9203]

Advent Children

[@Rosstisery]

@@maxalaintwo3578 I know right. 6 years like that

[@Andrewweiland4509]

@@maxalaintwo3578 I’m a sophomore in college to

[@kennethsoto7562]

6 years huh

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

they didn't actually end DBZ they just said they were going to do some stuff and then said oh we're not going to do it now.

[@bryandiaz6597]

Sephiroth: Somebody call an ambulance *One Winged Angel starts* Sephiroth:But not for me

[@SairinEarthsea]

It's too busy running over some serial killer's head.

[@laquansmith8258]

@@SairinEarthsea Jojo reference

[@valentds]

fun fact... sephiroth japanese voice is the same as yoshikage kira. clearly the ambulance killed him

[@sephyyyboi]

@@valentds And Cloud's Japanese VA is actually Rohan Kishibe. So FFVII is just a REALLY edgy version of Diamond is Unbreakable with blonde and edgier Rohan, gun-arm Avdol, sassier and hotter Tomoko, Reimi before and after death, Iggy if he and Magician's Red did the Fusion Dance, female Josuke, Surface after taking the form of a cat doll somehow, DIO with long black hair and wielding a gun for his neutral special, and Joseph if he were obsessed with crashing rockets instead of planes and smoked enough cigarettes to kill even Ultimate Kars, all hunting down Yoshikage Kira who's going through his emo phase and compensating for something while fending off the Speedwagon Corporation, if the Speedwagon Corporation was founded by pre-Jonathan Speedwagon. Beautiful.

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Me: Trust me, Seph-dawg. Even Shinra-brand body bags would be doing you a favor.

[@alexscarlette174]

The entire time with the censoring bleeps and during Clouds' speech with the uncensored swear, that part gave me chills god damn amazing delivery.

[@BallydowseRambler]

I'm rewatching this and I just noticed the monster montage at 25:00 .. running away from Tonberry was hilarious and true.

[@stereokuuji]

Classic

[@SASUKORI]

DAMN DBZA, Hellsing ultimate, and now final fantasy 7, all ended, A true trinity of excellence, all though super weird not having a TFS abridged series to look forward to

[@poochyenajones1362]

Maybe something completely new will pop out someday. We can only wonder.

[@Thoralmir]

We'd have Attack on Titan Abridged if it weren't for the damned copyright strike.

[@arbetor12]

Who knows Maybe we'll get Jojo Abridged Actually make that now tfs

[@mr.coffeeguy2853]

@@arbetor12 shorts as of now.

[@jordanohagan9791]

Keep in mind there are so many other amazing professional KZbin creators like littlekurriboh, joyride, something witty, project mouthwash, they are actively producing other media in the abridging style and it's the same quality as TFS

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Here's to Cloud, who ultimately didn't f--- up.

[@dallinsilver3175]

Cheers mate

[@LadyAmdis]

Cub 1: C’mon, grandpa, tell us the story! Cub 2: Yeah! Red: Very well, little ones. I shall tell you the tale of Barrett, his merry men, and the blond jackass who DIDN’T f*ck up!

[@Xman34washere]

@@LadyAmdis yes

[@carltontheduke2571]

When a parody series on KZbin makes me want to experience the game for myself, you've done something right.

[@RepublicOfBridger]

Dam Aerith's music and final speech at the end. That shit hits hard. Glad to have been here since episode one and say goodbye after all this time. Welp, time to re-binge the series.

[@Shonaku-Kano]

"Did you Guys ***** Yet?!?!?" Don't lie, all of you guys were expecting that scene to escalate.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Tifa should've told him to f*ck off

[@quinnramirez5907]

Guilty.

[@justinmitchell4192]

To be fair TFS did 3 times in Dbza

[@torking7813]

Yes

[@lazymario4president241]

I was thinking of something else lol

[@jackwhite7955]

"I shall take this L and grow" Imagine if people actually lived like that.

[@EmacSans]

I think the world would be a lot better or hectic depending on how it happens

[@prestonarmer277]

The least funny joke in this season if you want to call it a joke

[@Quilldax]

Imagine if people understood that maybe people are just trying to help in the best way they know how and shouldn't be shamed for it

[@aaronortiz1422]

I felt like that scene was force

[@hiddenflare6169]

I felt it was ok, if they didn’t use ‘dadsplan’ it would be no issue really.

[@sora654able1]

Sephiroth: This... Is the end. Cloud: Yeah. Your's Sephiroth: Who the hell... Do you think you are? Cloud: *initiates beatdown of the century* I'm Cloud.... NEVER forget that. Best scene

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Truly a Gurren Lagann moment.

[@XNT-Shiyosa922X]

Tifa:I miss her Cloud:Me too We who watched this:Us too

[@gregdespines9301]

"Don't be sad because it's over, be happy because it happened" - Dr. Seuss

[@stevenmoore531]

Good advice

[@GreenBomber]

Are people going to quote that every time something ends?

[@suadela87]

@@GreenBomber yes

[@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe]

"Don't be sad that it's over. Be sad that it happened." - Markiplier

[@GreenBomber]

@@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe now that’s a saying I can get behind

[@stephenuchiha6430]

This is it then? This is the end of TFS’s Abridging? If so, its not a bad note to end on. Hats off to you. All of you, you glorious people.

[@j.kyol.4499]

They’re very talented as well, it’s a shame.

[@jacksithlord1301]

What are you saying

[@Sam-no6hx]

If this is it, then I think they've done more than what anyone has ever asked of them in terms of taking series we've lived and making something different while still being faithful to their respective franchises, but perhaps in the future they can release their own series to as much acclaim and love as their abridging series, godspeed to you all, I hope the future is kind to you

[@ThomK-TBF-IRL]

Yep. That's it. No more DBZA. No more FF7A. And with the constant threat of copyright breathing down their necks, I don't think they'll be abridging anything else. Steel yourself...TFS are announcing their retirement soon.

[@eltigre9744]

@@ThomK-TBF-IRL what about JJBA stardust crusaders?

[@LoreGoshi]

I love how Cid first thought that Red and Barrett where childish when saying Avalanche Time and at the end he ended up joining them

[@grooviecoot1166]

And then they all do 0 damage

[@garytaylor8193]

The hype build up

[@agravain9006]

Sephiroth saying "Who the hell do you think you are?" In such quiet anger makes me so happy to see his defeat.

[@ImTopin]

Another TFS series is over. What a crazy, almost sad, couple of years it's been watching all of it come to a close. You guys will always be amazing storytellers. Never forget that.

[@royshaheer]

Well then it is better than nothing!!!

[@teecakes]

I mean technically SquareEnix told the story, TFS just did it in an abridged way lol You can count me as agreed that TFS did a great job on this series, but let's not neglect to give respect to the people who created the actual storyline also. And TFS really didn't change a thing about any of the plot, this is literally how the game's story goes (with some colorful dialogue options added here and there-- but yeah Cid is basically the exact same way he used to be in FF7 original lol)

[@justin8544]

I can’t wait till this virus shit is over so they can hopefully continue unabridged, the episodes of that show are fucking hilarious and I would love to see more now that this and DBZA are over.

[@thatguy8636]

TFS: *strategically announces this the day before Sephiroth’s reveal in smash and posts this the day after Sephiroth’s reveal in smash*. TFS: WE CAN SEE THE FUTURE

[@phoenixtrite5068]

They're from Freeza Planet 419

[@thatguy8636]

Ye

[@phoenixtrite5068]

@@thatguy8636 It really sucks when you think you made a funny reply to a comment, but really you missed the original joke entirely. I swear to god I can be funny.

[@thatguy8636]

@@phoenixtrite5068 I get the Joke I just didn’t know how to reply

[@GoldDragon20]

CLOUD WAS TOP TIER AND SORTA IS NOW SEPHIROTH WILL START OUT AS ONE AND DROP BECAUSE PATCHES WE WONT GET ANYMORE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS UNTIL THE NEXT GAME

[@rnbxextremynizer5417]

@ 33:44 Dang, the piano mash-up between Sephiroth's theme and the FFVII main theme is top notch! It lowkey gives me goosebumps!

[@TheCynicalCommentator]

“My mother came to this planet 2000 years ago, with a purpose, with a meaning. To end the Cetra. Because she knew. She had seen it before from the other planets she liberated. Like the many she had encountered, she knew the Cetra would turn against one another. They would become greedy. Hateful. Cruel. The Cetra would become human. The planet cried, and she answered. Jenova was not a calamity, she was a godsend. She was sealed away before her work could cleans this planet, But now I, her son, will continue in her place. Save this world from itself. And rule it. As it’s GOD.”

[@beppp01]

I thought it was "The other planets she migrated"

[@TheCynicalCommentator]

@@beppp01 I can see where you might see that but it isn’t.

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

Giving this monlogue over the Supernova animation was an excellent decision. It really helped to 'hype it up' even more.

[@Muhammadwasapedo]

@@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers and not untrue.

[@no1cratee49]

Channeling his inner. Zamazua there

[@drake3934]

Everybody is a G until they encounter a Tonberry.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

...Genesis?

[@Ormagoden39]

True dat. I saw that thing in the remake, I stood up in a panic ngl.

[@Markc8716]

I never realized how fucked we are when coming face to face with a tonberry but when I played the remake, I was like “this is going to be interesting” for a minute before I saw that thing nearly killed my whole team in one shot.

[@valentds]

virus G? damnit birkin!

[@salomon8286]

I couldn't be more agree.... I still having nightmares with that mfs

[@mikefield1501]

That last “AVALANCHE TIME” really hits hard, 500 years still always ready for that special time... thank you

[@joshuahendricks9558]

Barret has been such a mood this whole series.

[@SolstaceWinters]

Ninja Sex Party: "RELEASE BAHAMUT!" Bahamut: "Hey guys."

[@potahtwah9591]

"I'm Bahamut!"

[@jaysonlikes]

@@potahtwah9591 Who wants sandwiches?

[@Shotenga]

Nice.

[@iancomtois9832]

I'm Spartacus -- er, Bahamut!

[@WhosLeroyJetson]

Does anyone have a lozenge?

[@davidthornhill6642]

Sephiroth: Let that be... your Final Fantasy. Barret: I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE!! Sephiroth: Don't care.

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Even the uber-serious, uber grim final boss gets jokes.

[@Nod_Lucario]

@@nooneinparticular5256 Earlier "Sorry to CUT this meeting short!"

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@Nod_Lucario Yeah, but in that one, the punchline was more Cloud's reaction.

[@isabelfranqui3504]

Was that clound line first? Barret why steal cloud line?

[@DracoInduperator]

LOL 26:00 "Where are we?" "Perhaps the deepest pits of despair?" "Looks like the center of the planet to me." "I liked his thing more." never change Mog never change,

[@angelashoson8900]

I love that they changed the script on Sephiroth's "purpose" and made it super deep. This "movie" was freaking AWESOME. And i love the nods toward the Advent Children movie. Freaking love it. I'm nerding so hard.

[@Rudero3]

I am glad you guys ended it in December, like the other seasons. I remember coming home from working at Toys R Us, on long, hard days, and being able to unwind watching the new episodes. Then I lost my job, then floated around and actually just got a job I like. I came home in a good mood and what did I find waiting for me, this finale. Thank you.

[@Mayeur000Donz]

What a wonderful story! Well done, friend! Here's to you!

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

I just landed something too. Glad to be so fortunate in this unfortunate time. Cheers

[@arbetor12]

Proud of you man I'm gonna be starting an art selling company I'm shitting myself in hoping it'll kick off I'll be doing anime and games and some small comics posters Fingers crossed it'll go good

[@13crystals61]

@@arbetor12 Good luck, bro!

[@waddledoo2you13]

Et tu worked for three giraffe?

[@rockoutloud2112]

"Did everyone see me flip my gun around a bunch of times?" I lost it

[@RulerOfYore]

Ry Young love how everyone else is doing epic shit and here comes Vincent just vibing😂😂😂

[@anachronologist2017]

Ye

[@NinjaSox7]

I love how there's a minute monologue over Supernova and it's still half the length the attack normally is.

[@kashlo9040]

“Don’t be sad it ended be happy it happened” - dr.Seuss

[@FannyPackMan100]

HELL. YES.

[@pyro5159]

Cloud and Tifa are having a moment(in the background(Red: Have you guys f**** yet? Lol

[@coreylanda7270]

I was deada*** lmao when he said that.

[@isauldron4337]

@@oniakuma2392 apparently in an earlier draft they did it in the plot Was changed to cuddling I mean in the original final fantasy VII

[@taintedsibling]

@@isauldron4337 As Tifa said in the jail. She is on top!

[@trajic9204]

@@isauldron4337 it's implied they had sex, if you date Tifa at the golden saucer.

[@rileygoodrich305]

I was anticipating them doing a solid just because of DBZ abridger's ending.