I can imagine many systems being thrown out of windows and smashed to bits after so much frustration. The designers ought to be tracked down and smacked real hard across the face for all this unmitigated hell.
@gradiusiccyber206810 жыл бұрын
To this day, I am convinced that Square did not playtest this minigame properly, or the general controls for the Chocobos period. It's where at least 75% of the frustration comes in when you can't control the bird like you think you should be able to. The other 25% is the bullshit you experienced with the spawning birds and blitzballs...but all the same, congrats on working through it. Such a nightmare of a minigame. :p
@solidXmike8 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSS I JUST DID IT!!! I got so lucky, I have no idea how I was able to dodge all birds, but managed to win with 13 ballons, no birds and around 35 seconds (approx. the score screen disappeared) so so so so happy! finally, the inner 12yr old can rest in peace.
@JHavens995 жыл бұрын
solidXmike there’s some thing very special about conquering something in a game that was really difficult when you were a teenager
@samsghafoor83495 жыл бұрын
J Havens just done it too
@СюзаннаСельченкова-ь1п5 жыл бұрын
I'm twenty now and still haven't done it. My inner 12 yr old is still not at peace
@Dw4rd35 жыл бұрын
@@СюзаннаСельченкова-ь1п 😂
@Spritzkrieg4 жыл бұрын
"Soon... Eternal rest..." -Every inner twelve-year-old when gaming
@AdeAkis10 жыл бұрын
Thought I would help you anyone who is struggling with the race. You will still need to attempt it a few times though but this might make things easier. First thing, 1). Use the directional buttons to control the chocobo. Only the left and the right directional button, nothing else. 2). At the start of the race, don't go for balloons closer to the trainer. If you don't get at least 3 balloons at the first straight, the rest of the race will be tough. 3). Try to stay to the left after the first turn. There is more room to manouver on that side. 4). Stay to the right hand side when you get to the final straight 5). Try to finish the race in under 36 seconds no matter how many balloons you get 6). Pray to the god of luck before each race. Withoutht this god on your side, you will fail miserably
@FewNewReasonss6 жыл бұрын
Yea so I do about completely opposite of which sides you mention to be on. As long as it gets done though.
@unwithering53135 жыл бұрын
*looks at 6* Guess I'll die lol
@moonraven61454 жыл бұрын
It was either Chocobo racing.. or another Blitzball related sidequest for it, just imagine Jecht saying "You can't do it", or "gonna cry again?" when he's pelted with the blitzballs in his mind.
@thecloudedthought9 жыл бұрын
I've been attempting this for four hours. fuck whosever idea it was to put it in a chocobo race. I'd rather fight the great malbaro with 1,000,000,000 HP with first strike, and bad breath buster that bypasses all immunities
@Dansg089 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Dewees You say that now, but if you really had to defeat the Great Malboro you just described to get the Sigil you might change your mind :P Keep at it, I'm sure you'll get it.
@thecloudedthought9 жыл бұрын
+dansg08 thanks man
@Chris-ef4iq9 жыл бұрын
I'm having the same problem. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
@Zarryon128 жыл бұрын
I'm with you, and the whole well I got it , it's based on luck, or I got it in 20 minutes blah blah...fuck it, fuck it hard with a nail bat studded with barb wire. I have watched the videos I have done Zen meditations and have done everything but sacrificed a virgin to the gaming gods. so yeah I'm through...or hopefully I can find a person at the college I'm going to that has or can do it....seriously who the fuck thought this was such a good idea, I hope his wife cheats on him his children get struck blind deaf and dumb, his dog gets run over and his pregnant goldfish gets punched in the stomach. fuck that guy.
@jacobteague6358 жыл бұрын
+Vayos ReaperoftheVoid Even though this is an interesting comment, IT'S TRUE
@1raadmr10 жыл бұрын
how can you not save immediately after getting the sung sigil? imagine the power suddenly went out in your neighborhood lol
@adambrown94076 жыл бұрын
Dont you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!!
@nico.delmundo5 жыл бұрын
Play on the switch lol
@jamesmiranda14494 жыл бұрын
@@nico.delmundo oh, God! I swear half the 🎈s floated off to tea time on the switch, or they're extremely zig-zaggy. Seems like more birds, too.
@Roberto-mm4gr4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmiranda1449 Try playing it with joycon drift too. Thankfully I still won the 0.0 seconds
@spunky11710 жыл бұрын
From my girlfriend: I first rented this game from Blockbuster when i was 12 and i fell in love. I also had a very large late fee because i didn't want to give it back. Needless to say I was ecstatic when my bf gave me the HD remake. Thank you for all the effort you've put into this project. It's enabled us to enjoy this game together while we're so far apart. I'm also confident that i'll finally beat those blasted chocobo races after 13 years thanks to your tips. I never knew about that little shortcut at the end. :) Thanks again! copying that from a text message sucked.
@sarahf97328 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you for this series. Particularly this section. I finally achieved a time better than 0.00 last night! I had been trying for several hours over about a week and was getting ready to give up. I was so annoyed because Tidus was doing 9999 every hit for so long because his strength was so high. This video and your calm, cool way of going through it kept me from losing my damn mind trying to do it and I finally succeeded. So thank you! This is my favourite FF game and I'm glad I'm doing so well and doing all the side things.
@shadow87678 жыл бұрын
for anyone watching this in the future, if your time did not end with a .0 place (ie.e 0:35.0) and the seconds digits wasn't a multiple of 3 (0,3,6,9) and it says your ending time is a 0:0.0, you did it. it's actually very hard to hit exactly 0:0.0, since the balloons only shave 3 seconds off. just to try to save people from heart attacks...
@chrispratt36666 жыл бұрын
I've been playing through the remaster and watching your playlist at the same time. It's been a lot of fun! I just did this and it's just as frustrating as I remember it being from the original version. The rng on the balloon spawns is so brutal. Some attempts are totally unwinnable. After 30 minutes or so I got a super lucky run with 12 balloons, 0 bird hits, and a finish time of 35.8 seconds. That's only 0.2 seconds away from ultimate heartbreak. Good job getting a better time than I managed.
@88Fitzy882 жыл бұрын
Bless anyone going out of their way to make a walkthrough for this, I hated doing this race so much after over 3hours straight!
@traceynicholson1968 жыл бұрын
Watching the chocobo race made me laugh so much, must admit I am useless at this race. I really enjoy watching you play your commentary is so funny sometimes. Thanks for the laughs. Lots of good information too.
@DragonsOfHearts5 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank you. Thanks to your videos and advice, after well over a decade of having this game, I have finally gotten the sun sigil. Thank you
@dragonbornette8 жыл бұрын
I love the steady progression of frustration during Hyper Dodger Chocobo. "YOU FUCKING FUCKS." gave me an asthma attack from laughing
@MrSonyChaos7 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, after playing this minigame for 5-6 hours straight I had exactly 0, I almost broke my controller
@StanKwiecien8 жыл бұрын
So i'm a little late to the party but I finally beat this. I've been playing this game every couple of years since it's release and i FINALLY got this Thank you for your tips! They helped.
@hhappyduck4 жыл бұрын
Yuna: What... Do you want to do? Tidus: To scream real loud. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@yaboi81675 жыл бұрын
After a couple days of trying I can finally feel satisfaction and a trophy to go along with all of the failed attempts. Feels good man. For all of those who are having trouble believe in yourself and make it happen. I'm shooting for the plat now. 😀
@justboschma504711 ай бұрын
I got the get all celestial weapons trophy and the 0 across the board trophy, but not the sun sigil. After 5/6 more hours i give up since i dont need it for my plat trophy and i upgraded every weapon besides Tidus ofc and max out every character. So my team for dark eaons (however you write it) is Rikki, Auron and Wakka, instead of Tidus, Rikki and Wakka. Everyone online says that is the best team but this minigame pisses me off too much, so i am effing done with it. P.s i do like your work, keel up the great work ❤
@ChronicDreamer1st7 жыл бұрын
Just did this mini game again for the first time in over a decade and your video + extreme luck helped me get it on the 10th try. I was shocked ! Thanks
@chuydelsur1457 жыл бұрын
Been trying since the PS2 days and have NEVER been able to beat it! Best time I ever got was 0.5. Screew the damn birds and wonky ass controls!!!
@jacobteague6358 жыл бұрын
SquareEnix is so evil. Not only is this game impossible, they choose this cheery ass music and it makes you even more mad.. I've never beaten this impossible thing. The damn bird moves on its own! Grr.. -_-
@sarahf97328 жыл бұрын
It's really hard, but not impossible. I'm pretty bad at games that require reflexes and control and I managed to do this last night - after a total of probably 4 hours over the span of a week. It is infuriating, so I only tried for a brief amount of time every evening so I didn't smash my husband's controller. It's pretty much like dansg0 says; Seize the runs where the balloons line up on your end, and try to get as many down that ramp as possible. Getting hit by one bird near the end is better then at the start since they're harder to avoid as you gather the final balloons. I did it with 14 balloons, 1 bird, and a time of about 37 secs. Honestly, it's just as much about luck as it is skill/control.
@jacobteague6358 жыл бұрын
I keep getting 0.1 seconds, I gave up haha
@videohayvtv87067 жыл бұрын
One year later and this stupid piece of shit is keeping from getting the stupid Platinum.
@DragonQueefs7 жыл бұрын
Key is not to be nervous, and be very touchy with your d pad. In got it on my vita last night after about 5 games, after not playing the game for almost 6 years. I have a harder time on the fucking blitzball bird run. Lol
@kingdjack67 жыл бұрын
Sarah Henke it is the sometimes they put the right on you.
@DaysforDaays5 жыл бұрын
I started the race while watching you do this race and got 0.00 like 20 secs after you! oh my lawd!! I cant even believe those odds!
@nelson83609 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much listening to you talk while doing it helped so much 14 balloons 0 birds.
@Celleste7810 жыл бұрын
Certainly one of the most hilarious part of your whole walkthrough, haha. Also keep up the good work ;)
@videohayvtv87068 жыл бұрын
7:10 "That didn't even hit me!" STORY OF MY LIFE
@jjane2225 жыл бұрын
Omg I finally got it with fifteen balloons, two birds in about five hours of on and off gameplay. I have never felt so achieved by beating something in a game!
@jeanmatthew56825 жыл бұрын
After not playing this game for many years I'm now doing this mini game for my daughter as she's starting to work her way through the FF series (well starting from XII), and I'm right back where I was playing this annoying mini game years ago (bar less swearing), first go saw a time of 35.something seconds and 11 balloons with no birds, and it's just carrying on I'n a similar vein. Congrats on your completion, I suspect I'll be at this a while longer but here's hoping it's this side of Christmas!
@cbng47705 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting this!!! I humbly appreciate it soo much! I thought this would take me hours upon hours as I have read everywhere with people breaking their controllers from frustration. I did it successfully in under 30 minutes. Your calm demeanor and tips really helped! You are a god send. Thanks again man! I’ll be subscribing now.
@Rose_J6 жыл бұрын
I’ve played this game a few times, and I’m playing it again. I’ve never got this weapon, sadly, although I’ve tried for days. I was going to try it again this play through, but watching your video brought back all those bad memories. I’ll get Tidus a nice customized weapon, as always. Congrats to you though!
@DeathMcKillenstein8 жыл бұрын
Ahhh...This video...this is what I've been waiting for. *10 minutes of swearing at game* *Wipes away tears* Oh sweet memories.
@kruskalalgorithm8 жыл бұрын
Just got my sun sigil so I'm enjoying seeing someone else feel the pain I went through!- Love the videos BTW
@infinitefannyml6105 жыл бұрын
Thats so mean.
@AdlersRoses4 жыл бұрын
@@infinitefannyml610 They didn't intend to be rude. It was a joke.
@ЕлизаветаСельченкова7 жыл бұрын
God I absolutely hate this mini game. I think I've spent around 7-8 hours on that and even then didn't get it. I gave up and made Tidus a new weapon with BDL and something else. How have you managed to accomplish the task in 15 minutes? That's insane!
@dark_otaku_metal_head7 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH I FINALLY DID IT took me so many attempts and nearly smashed my controller but after watching how you did I finally won thank you so much your an awesome youtuber
@inaudiblescreaming87316 жыл бұрын
My dad has played FFX since it came out, and he’s never gotten the Sun Sigil. I started playing earlier this year and I did more stuff than he has done in that game. I’ve beaten Dark Valefor, Ifrit, and Shiva, and I’ve maxed out most stats. He and I are racing to Penance
@minniebomb3 жыл бұрын
For anyone else that needs this info, gently tap on the d-pad, it gives better control when you’re trying to straighten out the chocobo. The birds will attack in pairs and in a pattern.The first pair will go to the trainer so you have a few seconds to collect balloons before dodging the second pair of birds. This will continue throughout the race so pay attention. The first turn try to center the bird in the middle so it’s easier to dodge. This has helped me improve so much…. I honestly searched KZbin and the internet for information on how to beat this stupid game and I swear I wanted to throw my controller at the tv after so many failed attempts. These tips motivated me to keep trying.
@KHmixerX10 жыл бұрын
"...you fucking fucks." - Dansg08 Lmao, haven't laughed this hard since episode 31.
@Janos19897 жыл бұрын
I've been working on this race for days, now, and I only got under 10 seconds, once. I'm at the point of looking for a game hack or mod. Sadly, I found none. Back when this game first came out, this part is what triggered me to start using a gameshark.
@joerobertson77093 жыл бұрын
You are a true legend for uploading this.
@ElshazamReformed5 жыл бұрын
This is the last thing I need so I can start going for the dark aeons and everything. I have no idea how to do it. This is the one challenge I've not been able to beat since 2003.
@mjanderson793310 жыл бұрын
I remember this...and all the frustration I went through. I think I spent an entire week trying to beat this every day after school. I can't believe it was over 10 years ago!
@Niickybby8 жыл бұрын
Omg I can't express how much I laughed when you where doing the chocobo challenge seriously I was in tears!!!!
@ninponighthawk9 жыл бұрын
was at it for 3 hours and had a run where I went 12 and 0 and my total time was 36.2 seconds. I need a new controller now. and trying to figure out where all the bumpers are that auto turn you.
@alessandrocerusico66798 жыл бұрын
Looking at you being hit by birds and blitzballs with THAT music in the background is priceless
@VGDocs9 жыл бұрын
I know this probably won't help many people now, but there's an easy way to do the hyper dodge race. Look at where the ball is going, go the exact opposite direction until the bird goes past you. So if the ball is going left, hold right until the bird goes past you, then notice the ball going right, hold left when you see it, etc. Helped me get it after a while with a time of 15.9 sec. O.o
@brandonprows6 жыл бұрын
If you are watching this and do not understand how to control the chocobo, make sure you are TAPPING the directional buttons. Do not use the analog stick and definitely do NOT hold the buttons down. That makes your chocobo lose its mind. This mini-game is one of the most sadistic things in gaming and I really hope if they ever remaster X again, they patch it. Because this is awful game design.
@brandonprows6 жыл бұрын
@BlackSilhouette you might be running into an invisible wall. They border the race and they cause your chocobo to freak out.
@MrDiaxus4 жыл бұрын
@BlackSilhouette I know what you mean, happens all the time, even in this video.
@MrDiaxus4 жыл бұрын
I say anyone spouting crap about memorization has to get video starting at first attempt, after spending 6 months in solitary confinement to reset their memory. For science.
@Matthew_Klepadlo5 жыл бұрын
I thought I never wanted to stab a chocobo on my life, but the one at the Remiem temple that you have to face against absolutely deserves it. Srsly.
@jaredflorence58439 жыл бұрын
Only 15 attempts. Dang that makes me mad. Never have I once gotten the sun sigil and not for the lack of trying. Probably put in a weeks worth of time trying to get it. I would love to get it just once
@Michael_8005 жыл бұрын
I got it in maybe 10 frustrating attempts. Seems like I was really lucky. My strat was hoping for lucky first balloons, then when the camera changes go to the left to waste some time and let her in front of you, then use her as a shield to cross immediately back to the right. She almost always gets hit and once one of the birds hits a target the other ones of the group disappear. Then you have to hope for a good line of balloons on the right, only adjust slightly so the chocobo can't bring you out of line too much. Then after the camera changes for the last time, try to stay as middle as possible for the least chocobo randomness. I got a 35.7 with 2 birds and 14 balloons. In the end it''s really the balloon placement that you need to get and that is just luck.
@johessi56987 жыл бұрын
This sigil is the worst. Hazard to mental health all over the globe.
@wangjieus4 жыл бұрын
idk which is worst lulu or titus, dodge lighting 100 times is just as impossible to me
@johessi56984 жыл бұрын
@@wangjieus when you find the right spot to do it, it get alot easier. And you can pause in between dodges.
@MrFirecasters4 жыл бұрын
@@wangjieus 200 times friend ;) and it's kinda easy when you get the trick.. this one isn't though
@mortfinis4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought this would take me forever! I got smacked twice but somehow got 15 ballons..that was a shock to say the least.....went from days to 20 minutes... thank you for this guide!!!!
@SaraNightfire17 жыл бұрын
One thing I learned about this after two months, and getting a turbo controller... (Even though the buttons won't help you, the steering is MUCH more controlled with a turbo controller. I couldn't believe how much smoother my turns were with it.) Is that yes, there is a pattern... The biggest thing I learned is that the balloons are a forget about it when you're close to the birds attacking. Don't be greedy and grab more than one or two depending on how close they are together and even use the invisible walls to slingshot back on course. Only grab them RIGHT AFTER the birds attack you, not before or you'll be in danger of being hit. It does rely A LOT on luck, but I managed after figuring out this pattern to get the sigil in an hour with 34.7 seconds, 12 balloons and no birds.
@bloodth1rst2 жыл бұрын
finally got it omg!!! 16 balloons, 3 birds. for any pointers i could give, you need at minimum 3 at the start, if it’s favoring the other chocobo, just let yours go straight so that’s more runs you can salvage, you’ll be faster the less inputs you make(probably already figured out) also try and line yourself with balloons to pick up in a row in combo with not making any inputs(this will also make you go left or right randomly 100%) gl
@KingJ44448 жыл бұрын
Seriously getting 99 dark matters in the arena is waaaayyy easier than this piece of trash mini game.
@tippytoh13335 жыл бұрын
Kor Meteor u can get 99 dark matter instead of doing this?
@troyc77264 жыл бұрын
Yea you’ll feel like you’re getting better then you’ll get screwed
@papaAJ884 жыл бұрын
Actually you only need 60 I believe, and you can craft your own break damage limit weapon for Tidus instead of needing the fully upgraded Caladbolg. Probably the way I'll need to go I can't beat 0.0 seconds to save my life.
@givmi_more_w92515 жыл бұрын
I got PTSD watching this. There was so much yelling, cursing and controller-throwing involved in getting this damn Sun Sigil. I think I never hated an NPC as much as the Chocobo trainer. Still cannot hate Chocobos though, they are so cute.
@givmi_more_w92515 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I forgot how ridiculous the hitboxes of those fucking seagulls were .... also, I remember cutting through the little ditch at the end and getting hit at the very last second. Guess I was lucky that my neighbours didn't care and call the cops on me.
@migaDbr8 жыл бұрын
That last comment about life lessons was priceless and it made me laugh so much. Bless you.
@OtherworldJudge894 жыл бұрын
I live how Berk is one minute into the first challenge and he's already like "fuck this game" lmao dont worry we feel it in our bones
@eseninety32987 жыл бұрын
I followed this guide and just did it after like 100 times trying! thanks a lot! It just happened out of Luck!
@Ascension77076 жыл бұрын
I bought this on PS4 and have been having a blast until this....this is so bad I'm considering just stopping here.
@ember-evergarden3 жыл бұрын
Got it first try in my recent playthrough. I'm still the Chocobo King.
@weilipan62783 жыл бұрын
Can you help me bro, I seriously could not
@Zarryon128 жыл бұрын
can someone send me a ps3 save file with this, mucho appreciado. ;-; this minigame is why I have trust issues. birds swerving to hit you...balloons that magically leap out of reach...
@sarahf97328 жыл бұрын
Dumbass Chocobo that veers randomly in the wrong direction when you're lined up perfectly for a balloon...
@Outlaw89087 жыл бұрын
Sarah Henke God I know... I think I got a bird that is a masochist and suffered too many blows to the head.
@ironknuckb4 жыл бұрын
and that dumbazz cu** trainer that keeps snatching your balloons I oughta get auron to knock her azz outta calm lands with her bit** azz chocobo, and my chocobo as well or summon bahamut to melt them
@keinlieb38186 жыл бұрын
God I finally did it! 12 balloons, 34 second run, no hits! Finally!!! Only been working on it for 4 days!...
@YoutubeUser10915 жыл бұрын
This is by far the hardest minigame I have ever played. I've only managed to be able to beat it once and it took me days, literally days..
@shadowhavok55888 жыл бұрын
I've been doing this for 6 hours now and still cant make it lower than 15.0
@shadowhavok55888 жыл бұрын
+Shadow Havok Damn Birds
@brianmoore25616 жыл бұрын
A little advice from a semi pro at this game, I've done about 17 playthroughs and have gotten this weapon every play through. First it's a bit of luck, you wanna get the start where there are 4 ballons on your side at start. You wanna be in front of her at the corner and stay on the right side, its less ballons but it's far easier to dodge birds. After the first set of birds move left towards inside, after second set move back right. I would usually have between 7-9 ballons before the final stretch. Final stretch is a bit tricky because the invisible in game walls are smaller so the chocobo will turn by itself and can cause you to miss a lot. I usually stay on the far right after the turn and use small but hard turns to make it more evasive. I can usually do it in about 5 attempts. You have to stay in front of the trainer after first turn, don't try and run her down (If you're in front of her the birds are easier to dodge and usually fly behind you at the end of long stretch when they come from above you). If she is in front of you expect to hit more birds. Takes a bit of practice but once you figure it out it's easy
@RequiemSoup8 жыл бұрын
It took me three fucken days to get the Sun Sigil. Three. Fucken. Days. When I saw how many balloons I got, I became slightly emotional haha. In the good ol' days of PS2, I codebreaker'd the shit out this game. I feel waaaaaaay more satisfied and accomplished about having Tidus' Caladblog now.
@KHmixerX10 жыл бұрын
You should start a weekly video series called "Life Lessons w/ Dansg08." I'd watch that. I'd watch the shit out of that.
@CocoonsLastHope9 жыл бұрын
After saying to myself "at this rate ill get it done in NEVER!" I did it, I love it when that happens :D
@ultum4tegunz10 жыл бұрын
I quit at 0.05 cannot beat it. impossible. butterflys were 100x easier.
@Dansg0810 жыл бұрын
As I said in the video, if you can get that close I'm sure you can make it. Take a little break and then try it again, you have the "skill" needed to get the balloons and dodge the birds, all you need is the right arrangement to get it. Keep trying!
@ultum4tegunz10 жыл бұрын
dansg08 I had to quit & come back many times got 14- balloons 1 bird & finally won.
@bradpara378210 жыл бұрын
dansg08 i always thought it was a silent 'd' in Caladbolg so i always said Calabolg just sounds better tbh :D
@Dansg0810 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're right, I've never heard anyone pronounce it out loud before so I just read it the way it looked on the screen. That's how I've always done it :) I think I mention it during the playthrough, but it's weird how a lot of words are only ever said out loud when you do a commentary playthrough. I've never discussed FFX verbally with anyone in that detail before so this playthrough was the first time I ever had to say names like Caladbolg out loud :)
@Boyzby6 жыл бұрын
How the hell did I do this as a kid?... I guess I had quite a bit of time on my hands, considering I got all of the Celestial weapons fully done. I also had the strategy guide, since I didn't have internet, so that's probably how I even knew to do the chocobo training in the first place. And I still have it, to this day, along with X-2's, which is helpful for 100%ing the remastered game.
@OnwardToMail7 жыл бұрын
I FINALLY DID IT!!! It took like 4 hours of doing attenpt after atttempt, must have done it like 300 times, maybe more, I was ready to actually quit for awhile and come back to trying, but then out of the blue I had one excellent run. I somehow was able to get 14 balloons and ZERO birds, how that happened I don't know, but I ain't complaining haha. I'm SO glad that is over with.
@dsomo66448 жыл бұрын
I am a big fan of Final Fantasy X, but I hate some of the mini games! I enjoy a challenging game, but annoying and frustrating is not fun! When I first played this on the PS2, ONE time, I got 0:00.3. Most of the time, I am lucky if I can get under 15 seconds. Looks like I will never get the Platinum Trophy. I do not have the patience for the Chocobo race .... and do not get me started on the lightning dodge "game."
@FewNewReasonss6 жыл бұрын
Lightning dodge has a very simple tactic to beat. There's a crater that spawns a bolt so you know when to dodge. Just need no encounters
@freestylekr4 жыл бұрын
Bless you my man. I’ve only got the ultimate weapons once in my several playthroughs. It’s too damn frustrating. The one game in the series I just give up on ultimates.
@adven00189 жыл бұрын
at 15 hours trying to get this. I think it's about time I give up
@lisacs94477 жыл бұрын
0.5 seconds... i was about to off myself. and i also forgot to get the sun crest- this is why I'm using yuna wakka and rikku now!! also, I've been trying to beat one eye for the triple ap weapons, but he oneshots my party, and I really don't know why. should i just level in the omega ruins?
@ElshazamReformed5 жыл бұрын
Beating one eye is easy to do before he even gets a turn. Use wakkas overdrive or just summon Anima.
@ElshazamReformed5 жыл бұрын
Might need to level a bit tho.
@sherrycous10 жыл бұрын
I hate getting the celestial weapon for Titus. I did it once after hours of trying and I got game over afterwards without saving before hand. Well, no celestial weapon for you.. Titus..stupid minigame...
@MrFirecasters4 жыл бұрын
TITUS :D lol is he a Roman centurion?
@thekrimmreaper53092 жыл бұрын
Best chocobo tip. Learn the spawns fir the birds then aim for 30-45 degree diagonal from the spawn. Thats how they miss you. That and tap the d pad l and r for more precise turning. Also keep in mind you need to stay going forward thats where the angles become important. Also, goes without saying, "stay in front of the trainer!"
@Steph87896 жыл бұрын
I always start trying to get the celestial weapons, then i get to a point where it requires me to do this chocobo racing, and i get so annoyed that i just want to break the computer and end up giving up playing the rest of the game/side quests haha there has to be an easier way to complete this! Even just watching you in the video reminds me of the frustration trying to do it myself lol! Wish I could send you my save to do it for me haha! Thank you for all the amazing videos :)
@Walrussaurus8 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you hold down L1, L2, R1 and R2 while training the Chocobos you can control them a tiny bit easier. But it still helps.
@markop80524 жыл бұрын
I was having so much fun playing again and taking my mind off this pandemic, looking forward to finally doing some of the end game bosses this time.. bloop 7 hours of chocobo race and back to depression ;(
@drassx615 Жыл бұрын
after watching this, I can't help but feel that this would be the perfect game for Irvine from the previous Final Fantasy 8 game. Shotgun would be so damn useful for the birds.
@zylemgaming23208 жыл бұрын
They Don't respawn too quickly, the problem is when you get that close you're actually CLOSER to the spawn zone where they come from, so when they spawn there they're getting to you faster instead of when you're further back due to the fact they're closer.
@Dr.FunkMd-RS7 жыл бұрын
When i had this game on ps2 i got this done on like my third attempt. Now years later its taken me 5 hours and I haven't gotten under 5 seconds yet lol
@KayoriChii5 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you, and your fucking blitzballs". Mood. This is one of the only celestial weapons I had the hardest time getting my first, second, third, and fourth time playing FFX. I don't even think dodging 200 lightning bolts gave me this much gamer rage LMAO
@lionheartsda99994 жыл бұрын
I am amazed you did this in minutes. I hate this mini-game and the chocobo race at the hidden temple. I was able to do it on the PS2 but never yet on the HD Remaster. Seems like controls are worse on the remaster. It is very frustrating.
@stephenstruble50648 жыл бұрын
Finally! I never thought I would get it.
@fffsn5 жыл бұрын
My chocobro definitely mastered in dodging balloons and hitting birds for the past 6 hours, and every time there is a balloon beside it, it just refused to go towards the direction I commanded
@rynkekrem7 жыл бұрын
If anyone can come to my house and fix this for me I will pay for the plane ticket. (I am almost serious!)
@LukasD897 жыл бұрын
Sine Trodal sure thing ;)
@sanoboss39356 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@bmay814 жыл бұрын
Same feeling here... lol I had a damn good run 35.5 10 balloons 0 birds... but not even close...
@MrDiaxus4 жыл бұрын
@@bmay81 At 35.5 you need 12 plus 1 per bird, made myself a sheet so I could cuss sooner instead of waiting for final tally 😁👍
@davidboyes63994 жыл бұрын
Did you get it done yet?
@Texxet118 жыл бұрын
Might be helpful for some. I was able to beat this in about an hour time. The method I kept repeatedly thinking in my head was to go for sets of 4 balloons in each stretch. There are 3 main parts, so it should be relatively easy to get 12. You may pick up an extra balloon here and there during any of the 3 stretches. The focus should be placed more on dodging the birds than the balloons.
@solidsnake22596 жыл бұрын
I got super lucky a few days ago when I went back and tried this. 35.9 seconds 12 balloons and no hits. Took about 30 minutes. Many many years ago when I’ve played through the game I’d sit here for hours on end. Days in a row. Raged quit so many times in the past haha
@MrJasonpoonany96694 жыл бұрын
Dan on the hyper Dodger you can push r2 and change the camera angle. It makes the training easier
@dallasfanb10 жыл бұрын
lol took me like an hour to beat this and I listened to your vid while playing and won on my next race after you just won in the vid. All the balloons spawned on my side in the start of the race. 17-1.
@princessmagical3 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how they went from the best chocobo sidequest hands down with FFIX's chocobo hot and cold to the chocobo racing in FFX where you can't completely control the chocobo (sometimes it goes in the opposite direction). You can control the chocobo completely when just riding outside of the trainer stuff but then you can't in the races. It takes me forever to get the sigil. I would actually pay $500 or $1000 for a 4K remastered (not remake, just 4K remaster with additions) FFX/FFX-2 where you can upgrade the chocobo and ultimately get the flying ability. Imagine actually flying on a chocobo all over Spira with 4K graphics, I would pay $1000 for that version!
@bloodth1rst2 жыл бұрын
the frames for picking the balloons up is totally off.. i’m walking right ontop and it’s simply not registering
@draco_zs86684 жыл бұрын
I remember spending a few days on this minigame, then I got 0.1 seconds I almost died
@astrius41253 жыл бұрын
Imagine how I felt when I finally got it after 100 attempts and my game immediately crashed to desktop right before the trainer gave me the damned prize.
@adambennett0833010 жыл бұрын
they should of made shoopuff racing lol xD
@TenkabitoShien5 жыл бұрын
Nooooo
@MrDiaxus4 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas, this is already Dark Souls on steroids!
@Spritzkrieg4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDiaxus Basically "Dark Souls but without motor skills"
@MrDiaxus4 жыл бұрын
@@Spritzkrieg Ok, so Dark Souls 2... lol
@energeez2 жыл бұрын
DUDE I JUST LET YOUR VIDEO PLAY AND I GOT IT RIGHT WHEN YOU DID LOLLL 😂 thanks for all the videos long time fan.
@infiniteaaron Жыл бұрын
You've only played this game solely for 20 years of your life... I've only EVER gotten it once and the file corrupted immediately afterward, on PS2... Steam is pissing me off and I've been trying for 8+ hours... Thank you for the video, regardless.