finally playing gta san andreas because my parents wouldn't let me as a kid

finally playing gta san andreas because my parents wouldn't let me as a kid
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

Mission Passed! +1 Respect

[@Nevio_debrito06]

0a

[@nomille]

Yes

[@ButterGamingYT]

Nice

[@user-sb5nf7sq2e]

Ok

[@trulyspiritual8455]

Of course

[@profisher1000]

“This time I’m not getting off the bike” *falls off bike*

[@salinepumpkin7274]

U could’ve done the ah shit here we go again and u missed ur chance instead of the falls off the bike

[@profisher1000]

@@salinepumpkin7274 yeah, but if you even look through the comments that’s all it is; “ah shit here we go again”

[@andrewpeutherer]

I mean he didn't get off he fell so he was kinda right

[@nowasfalsebanned2769]

@@salinepumpkin7274 originality over over-used jokes

[@elliot4278]

“i don’t see anything bad with this game” *literally three seconds later*

[@creativeusername9352]

Someone unlike

[@creativeusername9352]

I was the the 69th but someone dethroned me

[@loanswashere.]

@@creativeusername9352 good

[@loanswashere.]

@@creativeusername9352 you’re not the chosen one

[@amaadthegoat5794]

Facts

[@tofucube7703]

When I was a kid I never noticed all the swearing, I literally thought they were speaking gibberish until I got older and realized I just didn't understand english

[@jenn1214]

You just thought they were like, speaking simlish???

[@MrssMcgee]

They spoke Java bro

[@givikozindrishvili7810]

So you basically thought that they were speaking Mario?

[@Kuromi-jd5pc]

“ Shama labba meep moop “

[@sberky98]

@@givikozindrishvili7810 yes

[@leosommers1836]

Robbing a bank because my parents wouldn’t let me as a kid

[@enthusiasticfury]

Lmao!

[@dasclarinet]

Lolll

[@sofiaaa5090]

😂😂

[@Mankaroy]

That would be a good title for a gta video

[@birdwhoknowswhatsgood1483]

@@Mankaroy could be a possible title for 2 gta 5 videos but he probably won't get far enough into the story to get to the missions where you do rob a bank

[@sosteezy8120]

“I stole this car in self defense” is like saying I robbed a bank because I was broke 😂😂😂

[@heavenlything]

i imagine thats why a lot of people rob banks

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

I committed arson because I was cold

[@sosteezy8120]

@@heavenlything that’s the point, just because you did it for your own good doesn’t make it okay

[@joemama103yearsago4]

I killed someone in self defense

[@iwaited90daystochangemynam87]

“I killed him because he made me mad”

[@itsxenlol]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." -Big Smoke 1992

[@isaacbaca3709]

Right Right Right let's eat i can't stand cold food unlike you i ain't ever ate frome a trash can

[@2xxdevils]

@@isaacbaca3709 yep

[@MrMoron-tc6gf]

"I hate cold food!'

[@elenilove2125]

“You have to pay cash for all of this? That's so unrealistic”

[@Hat1607]

Ikr, It’s a 2004 game, what does he expect?

[@redrosebud1241]

Alternative title: *Poofesure not knowing the ballas are the rival gang for 13 minutes straight*

[@murray22]

💀💀💀💀 Im litterly yelling that at my screen lmao

[@blooharrison8105]

facts

[@NameNTitle]

I love the chaotic energy of someone playing gta for the first time.

[@mrcnx77]

Me: sees a poofesure notification Also me: Ah, shit. Here we go again

[@EverythingItShouldBe]

Ah shit

[@mrcnx77]

@@EverythingItShouldBe here we go again

[@Demon-Speeding]

Good one😂

[@bordle4376]

Ah

[@1Meshy]

Shit

[@Bestintheworld17]

This needs to be a series

[@kriswhite3685]

Not enough controllers in the world to get thru that series

[@surgeonso4345]

@@kriswhite3685 the train will be the last stop for many controllers.

[@Kmika00]

@ayo eazee grow up

[@Isafell2001]

@@surgeonso4345all you had to do was follow the damn train poof

[@theaidenponce]

“Are you my friends?” Pop Pop 💥

[@joeyconrad5]

“Im not getting off the bike” *hits pole and falls off bike*

[@MittensWichen]

oh no

[@wandanation7251]

“i’m not getting off the bike” two seconds later *runs into pole and falls off the bike*

[@Super-Shafs]

I hope you get used to these two jokes: 1. I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 2. All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

"Grove Street: Home"

[@BabyDigi]

The guys in purple are the ballas and THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS 😭😭

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

He sounded so innocent at that moment. They're far from CJ's friends.

[@cool3996]

"I stole this car in self-defense" -Poofesure 2021

[@Lem_Gaming]

Poofesure: stands in front of gangsters Also Poofesure: *wHy aRe tHeY sHoOtInG mE???*

[@cardist1393]

This man has carried me through the months of 2020 and has made me laugh so much

[@underworld6103]

for real.

[@VarangianApollo]

“Why are you shooting me I’m just a fire truck.”

[@lilian_cross]

talking to strangers because my parents wouldn’t let me as a kid

[@chevyking8954]

That's literally Tinder

[@lilian_cross]

@@chevyking8954 true

[@pistolp6933]

Waiting for “all you had to do is follow the god damn train cj” multiple times

[@CorrvenGill]

No officer, you don't understand! I stole this car in SELF DEFENSE.

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

1:21 Poofesure's first time in the hood

[@edwardjones1045]

Attempt 40 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game

[@Zomz.graveyard]

Omfg yes

[@starnerd064]

Pog

[@TheCursed0ne01]

Pog

[@thiccortreat4457]

Pog

[@groovecookedhere]

Pog

[@Burgher1605]

“I have somehow fucked everything up.” Lmao

[@vaudvillevillain_]

BUSTA. STRAIGHT BUSTA

[@DeadlyFeet493]

“This time I’m not getting off the bike.” After saying that runs into a pole and falls off the bike.

[@milehentai4340]

I hope this becomes a serious gameplay cuz I wanna see more of this

[@loanswashere.]

Alternate title: a man try to get women in his car for 13 mins straight

[@IBL15]

On his bike too

[@Animated_Cinema]

Poofesure: *Is finally playing GTA* Me: Today's the day!

[@ed9ar]

“all you had to do was follow that damn train cj” i fucking hated that mission lol

[@superbrat5690]

Ugh yes I still hate that bs

[@Bonnicaforever]

That mission is too easy

[@shirleynelson526]

It was Big Smoke Said it

[@alexishanes6162]

Hoooow 😂😂

[@takamikeigo7985]

Not really that hard, you just needed to drive on the right side of the tracks(pun intended) not on the left side or on the tracks cuz Big Smoke can't aim in those areas properly.

[@stevenangotta650]

Poofesure out here “driving” his bike

[@oliverjames2778]

I’m prepared for the killer clown screaming

[@Randomor_smth]

*Aw sh*t, he we go-* -CJ but he got cut off

[@mintgreenhoodienicolas]

Just wait until he gets to Big Smoke's mission with "The Damn Train"...

[@hugh___morris]

The fact that he's never played this is like one of your homies telling you he's never played minecraft

[@bian7744]

Gotta tbh I've never played this game

[@takamikeigo7985]

@@bian7744 You should play it though. The plot and storyline are engaging, the characters are funny af, the missions are fun. Plus, you can do whatever you want in the game, buy houses, do missions or errands, type cheats etc. And the best part, there's no specific day on when to do missions, so you don't have to rush all the time. Better to play it now than never my dude/dudette.

[@prestongarvey4396]

Well I've actually never watched a spongebob episode (Or any show from Nickelodeon or Disney Channel)

[@pafoneto1275]

@@bian7744 No, you shouldn’t, just play GTA V or better, don’t play video games.

[@slatephoenix3429]

This should be a series on his channel

[@ItsKyOfficial]

"why is there so much gunfire? i didn't know this was chicago." As someone from chicago this made me laugh out loud

[@DerpAlertZ]

Honestly now I feel privileged to be able to play this game when I was 4 years old.

[@BritishEcho]

God I loved the pedestrian riots cheat back on SA and VC, such fun to just watch the absolute carnage play out.

[@solescorpionofficial]

"Ah Shit Here We Go Again". Pure Nostalgic

[@jxsan988]

"ah shit here we go again"

[@coastercloudy]

Poofesure hates Chicago confirmed: I don't blame him.

[@sabbath2112]

chicago is just like that tho

[@coastercloudy]

@@sabbath2112 ikr

[@queenmayz7728]

“My parents would never let me have this game. I always wanted it.” Legit me. I’m 17 and just now allowed to play Call of Duty games 😂

[@GloFlare]

ye I finally played GTA 3, SA and VC at 19

[@dumon4264]

With me and my brothers it was always "what mom and dad don't know won't hurt them "

[@hanason3082]

There's way more random shooting than I remember lmaoooo these pedestrians are way more wild than the ones in GTA V

[@highski1198]

Calls his mom at age 26 “Can I play nowwwwww”

[@mcfly_5056]

Keep up the good work man ur the most funny and chill youtuber when times get rough i like to watch your videos and it makes me smile keep up the work.

[@JonathanLopez-gs2is]

I would love to see him play the whole story

[@deadpoolwrestler7179]

-Fat CJ: Aye, aye, that's my paper! -"Wrong, this is lunch money."

[@bizhaunbrown1202]

Who thought he would do the train mission and rage at "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

[@why3443]

Yessss

[@Devo57]

I love how ballas just nonchalantly start blasting when CJ goes near them. It’s just funny

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

Day -94 of waiting for Poofesure to play Papa’s Mocharia To Go

[@s0lacee]

Counting up or down?

[@koac3978]

Day -1 of wondering if time can go backwards and this guy is a time traveler

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

It hasn’t released so I’m counting up from negative 100, it’ll jump to 1 once the game releases

[@aljoonkimlett261]

I never realized how bad the graphics were when I was younger in my memory it was wayyy batter than this

[@uck7185]

10 year old me going in the police station and finding a purple lightsaber

[@zp2ws]

I have been waiting for this for so long

[@truthteller1623]

Oh yes. Back when parents wanted to protect their kids from fictional violence but have no problem with teaching them about the real life violence that happens. Genius!

[@karleighramos2025]

“Ok I’m literally not getting off the bike” *runs into a pole and falls*

[@XxxZ4xxX]

Do the whole thinggg I need thissss

[@thomasfuchsjr]

Yooo poofesure! You cured my depression and anxiety. Thanks for the endless content👍

[@ShiningAndStarstruck]

this brings back memories of when i played it. my dad gave me handwritten cheat codes and everything.

[@hasandadoush3268]

Me and my cousin just had it written down on the PS2

[@hasandadoush3268]

On a peace of pepper

[@littleboo1016]

“I stole this car in self defense” Poofesure 2021-

[@michaelmccoskey7458]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY WITH THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@GusBus14]

Poofesure is the most feared gangster to toad Wii Remotes

[@aby110]

3:50 ah yes, fire police people, coming to arrest the fire.

[@Andriodacg17]

I really hope he continues this game.

[@vanillabatbones]

poofesure i love you and your content. you’re great. thank you for being my comfort youtuber this past month

[@RhakimAli]

THIS IS THE GREATEST COLLAB EVER

[@emrae4127]

I stole this car in self defense guys! You can't arrest me!

[@SBD_Link]

Yes

[@sinatramarie9642]

When you uploaded this I screamed I'm not joking.

[@schadenfreude_6960]

Always played this game when I was a kid. Didn’t really do much of the campaign, just flew planes around and crashed a lot.

[@bobyodel3228]

My parents would let me get cod but I think they expected me to go into the strip club

[@GloFlare]

my parents me watch R rated movies but GTA is where they drew the line

[@strengar7145]

@@GloFlare probably because you can do whatever you want in there

[@GloFlare]

@@strengar7145 eh not anything I hadn't already seen

[@strengar7145]

@@GloFlare oh well when gta 6 comes out then your all good

[@Hat1607]

Poof is playing one of my favourite games ever, he should play through the story and beat it. That’ll be great

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

GTA San Andreas but it’s Beef Boss ordering the number 9 large

[@daniellevstek1789]

I want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@murray22]

Please make this a series & do the missions and replace it with tomadachi life

[@murray22]

I mean i freaking love tomadachi life... But if your gonna end it... Replace it with this

[@itsnolimiticey6445]

GTA for life.

[@mymuify4678]

I have been waiting for this... I am exited for the rage...

[@nullifiedd]

Definitely want to see you play more of this 😂

[@carsonfrancis2693]

Day 1 of asking for “Alfonso goes on Wii Party”

[@Ariannax]

I thought I was the only one who couldn’t play this as a kid

[@Isafell2001]

I couldn’t either :(

[@minty-fresh5744]

yes, yes, yes, i needed this in my life

[@Ton345Gaming]

Please make this a series!!!!

[@nolanjoseph1553]

This game is what people from other countries think America is like

[@bian7744]

I mean it's decently accurate for some areas

[@i95mgc]

poofesure: this time i am not getting off the bike. *one second later: hits a pole and falls down.*

[@180wavey3]

Please make this a series 😂

[@tangolim7898]

1:21 “Hello are u my friends” Gets shot by the police🤣

[@arvinmiraftab6714]

imagine he played this as a kid...

[@takamikeigo7985]

Probably wouldn't be a surprise since a lot of kids back then including me played this when we were younger which is pretty ironic lol.

[@jacehammond7941]

i watch poofesure more than i talk to my parent’s 😂

[@ftwgab8140]

best crossover

[@bcoleman315]

Loving that simpsons hit and run music in the back 💪🏿 good choice

[@rorychevalier7177]

So you weren't allowed to play this game until you were almost 26?

[@Isafell2001]

Well no. He just didn’t think of playing it until no- nah i get you’re joking

[@thomasfuchsjr]

Poofesure play Cuphead. It will make you mad ;)

[@AleyAppleGaming]

now this is the content i needed

[@tapangaresha6814]

“I didn’t know This was Chicago “ had me- 😭 I mean ur not wrong I live there and it’s pretty bad

[@genuine_john]

yet he smashes his wii remote over a kids game lol

[@georgelacau1126]

Mission Passed: +infinite respect to everyone going through a depressed time just know you will get through it and just know that God has a plan for you and for everyone and God gives the hardest lives to the strongest people just know that you will get do it eventually. Have a goodnight everyone!🤗

[@MrDavis-wd3wg]

Still holding my breath for "beef boss punches mario in the face in smash bros raging and funny moments"

[@cameron6783]

A gta campaign series would be awesome