GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 1]

[@Alphieboy]

"best moments"???? the whole damn game was the best moment

[@jcmetz1]

OOOOHHHHHH

[@hijustacommenter10yearsand]

All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ

[@youngpacalypsewitdaheat]

Alphieboy except the zero missions

[@ouwebok3356]

I played it again but it was pretty bad

[@booperdooper5490]

@@ouwebok3356 what you talkin about, this game is a masterpiece

[@DannyOvox3]

My younger self didn’t appreciate this jokes enough. They are hilarious 😂

[@joshuakirschenbaum417]

Same but that yo soy Grande I'll smoke you coming from Big Smoke was too funny

[@Cheeks730]

facts bro, i did always laugh when Jeffrey.... oops my bad OG Loc was in any scene

[@ohwell118]

@@Cheeks730 OG Loc made me laugh cause he acts hard, but everyone knows he is softer than wet noodles 😂😂😂

[@eugeneodwyer3505]

I’ll

[@Daniel_AL]

Is gta san still worth to play?

[@expergisci]

Carl Johnson, The greatest character ever created by Rockstar.

[@Thedarthjosh1]

Technically Trevor was the best in terms of personality and uniqueness. Everyone just has the classic passionate love for CJ which is why i still prefer him.

[@Thedarthjosh1]

Saurabh Kanhere Dammit.. how did i know some unintelligent person would respond to that comment.. where did i mention vice city or anything to due with it.... I mentioned TREVOR PHILLIPS who is a more thought out and well designed character than CJ. I STILL LIKE CJ BETTER THOUGH

[@expergisci]

***** Ape.

[@expergisci]

***** Whatever you say, kid.

[@expergisci]

***** ok

[@troyesguerra]

16:35 Smoke: “Shit! Thats gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt!” Never gets old 😂

[@BilalKuvapra2008]

i mean if i were in that story i wouldnt stop yammerin bout it every 18 seconds XD

[@Carlthenpc950]

@@BilalKuvapra2008 ha

[@Carlthenpc950]

D

[@AngelGuzman-f9c]

So fucking true…

[@Dromoys]

It's strange, Los Santos feels like my hometown.

[@LGaragem]

At least it was before you fucked everything up.

[@mabuhayimplottingyourdemis423]

You live in Los Angeles?

[@dethragm2171]

@@LGaragem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VasilyMusic]

I feel the same. And I live in Siberia lol.

[@wdaswwqads]

Tell that to people that played samp for the past 15 years

[@Lonystal]

Ryder : Give up the money! This a RAID! Pizza Guy : Ryder not this again. Ryder : *It ain't me fool*

[@fabianfalconbrindis1809]

No one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad

[@DiamondMiner53]

@Joseph Kobatake me too and I've been playing since I was like 5 xD

[@sheilafernandesfernandes2004]

Ohh shit run

[@eesah37]

U sir are a genius😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cat-tg8nk]

Joseph Kobatake i dont get it lol

[@xdante0062]

You aren't a GTA player if you don't know Big Smoke's full order.

[@kosuzu_]

xDante 00 I’m too intelligent for this shit

[@ismailfardane3207]

2 no9 no9 large no6 with an extra dip 2 number 45 one with cheese and a large soda

[@drhanifp]

@@ismailfardane3207 you missed "a number 7", you aint real gangsta

[@Fr0staX]

You mean that two number nines, one large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number 45s (one with cheese) and the large soda thing, right...? I MEAN HOW MUCH CAN A GUY EAT DAYUM!

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

THERES KETCHUP ALL OVER THE SEAT

[@rachelciel3330]

6:47 I really love this. Truly a sibling moment. We can really see CJ is the little shit of the family. Probs Brian too but he's dead. Sigh...

[@flaggy185]

That "Shut up Carl" was great, Made me laugh hard

[@POPCATthe3rd]

Brian from his grave:"shut up,Carl"

[@shuburneythielman66]

@@POPCATthe3rd 💀💀💀

[@subscribetopewdipie5201]

"I know you're blind but you gotta see this man" 😂😂

[@morgan0__o]

Poor Woozie

[@vich4710]

"I'm blind not stupid"

[@immrcontagious9096]

V. ? “I’m stupid not blind”

[@DoubleJLive96]

What you gon do if the ballas come thru? Throw shoes at em?

[@threr9]

aeon has has

[@MrSinfold]

13:23 CJ doesn't want to go to the party, but once OG Loc explains he won't be rapping, CJ suddenly is alright with going lmao

[@TheBlackScatPack]

Globo I couldn’t blame him but now days is rather hear that than some of these newer artist.

[@charon2588]

"Thought the motherfucking mic was broke"

[@psychopath8230]

Og was one of the bedt character

[@slasher19necroslayer42]

Psycho pathic 22 For me he is one of the annoying character. But, in artwork, he looks cool.

[@zerocrashmurilo]

og loc perfectly explains today's artist just mash words together and hope for the best

[@gojo4526]

I didn’t realize Loc was getting clapped in prison until I got older 😂

[@Tony_Chopper]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT

[@slickdreams9325]

Lmaoooo now you know 😹

[@hetaeramancer]

What does that mean?

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

@@hetaeramancer he put his yay at a funeral

[@justahuglyahhboi9676]

Same bro😂😂

[@twinkpeaks9993]

"Like it says in the book, we are both blessed, and cursed" "wHaT fUcKiNg bOoK??"

[@VaidyatheDr]

Same things that makes us laugh makes us cry

[@soumilrai299]

The bible homie

[@omegamanGXE]

the holy quran

[@ZombryaTheDark]

"check out special agent big smoke" that foreshadowing..

[@Gun_Metal_Grey]

*I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!*

[@funnychic98]

Michael O Callaghan have you heard the theory that Ryder wasnt supposed to be the antagonist because in the cut scene even tho he with big smoke CJ never mentions his name.

[@vargadaniel4089]

I always was wondering that why CJ never mentioned Ryder... he may not be as big as Smoke( in every meaning), but he is certainly an important character.. I just don't understand the developers sometimes.

[@greed1725]

i am the best there ever was

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

@@vargadaniel4089 either rockstar didnt pay him enough(which rockstar has a history of doing)and he left or he was too busy making music. They literally reused lines and slowed them down and CJ never mentions Ryder. And he also just immediately kills his childhood friend without him giving an explanation. Ryder's change was definitely late in development

[@hotwire96]

1:32 'Hey, slow down, fool. You don't even know which door it is.' 'Whatever man..' *points to only door in hallway* '..this it?' 'Yeah this is it right here' Still gets me every time

[@BLOOD1MONEY]

hotwire96 lmfao I just noticed that

[@maskenmakkan]

It could be doors behind the camera angle....

[@dava_arvarabi]

There is actually another door in that hallway, you can't see it here but you can see it in Beat down at the B dup.

[@halflifemasta]

hotwire96 zheya this it

[@alyssaortiz6059]

“Same ol’ CJ! busta, straight busta!” *3 seconds later* *A W S H I T R U N*

[@EricToTheScionti]

Haha

[@ryder5813]

Ah S H I T here we go again

[@ryder5813]

@Carl Johnson You still a busta To me

[@byakuyatogami1802]

@@ryder5813 not a busta if he had to deal with you all the time

[@slim6193]

@@byakuyatogami1802 Wait. Aren't U supposed to be blind?

[@cpapado86]

0:27 samuel Jackson.. damn..I was young to realize who the voice actor was

[@ThisIsRiky]

And The Game as well

[@ChangeOfHearts39]

Same...just googled it and i played many hours like u 😅

[@omegamanGXE]

@@ThisIsRikyI didn’t know The Game was in this, who did he voice

[@alexanderparanoid2173]

the best game ever. written like a movie, hollywood voice acting, perfect soundtrack for all tastes,memorable dialogue and characters and a huge open world where you can do almost everything. even the imperfection and glitches of the graphics somehow make it cooler.

[@Assassino275]

Quiet u weakling

[@realcibbanshit36]

@@Assassino275 lol fuck you gta v kid

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Assassino275 what an idiot honestly, not even a proper argument.

[@backchodsamratak-6988]

Yeah boy

[@keylakettlemjardim8282]

@@Assassino275 Fat boi

[@austinaries9019]

"It ain't me fool" - Ryder, 1992

[@Sirah_Nabi99]

No one else is that small!, i feel sorry for your dad!.

[@DarthPingu07]

ahhhhh all those references you didn't get when you was 12 years old are now clear as fucking day... lmao

[@sidmiester5249]

DarthPingu07 like?????

[@roddimosheh152]

+sid kapoor thats gon be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt

[@lilsean5864]

LMAOOO ^ I didnt get that shit too I thought it was "pass in the blunt"

[@eazy-e2168]

sid kapoor When Freddy says to Loc "You dropped the soap sugar!"

[@DarthPingu07]

+sid kapoor i'm guessing you was exposed at an early age... poor guy.

[@frankoculhane2453]

The nostalgia is actually insane. I grew up with this. What a great childhood having a notepad full of cheat codes lol

[@ianjaydelosangeles3173]

-Man, stop being so negative! Focus on the good news! -Such as? -We ain't dead, and your trigger finger stil works fool! SAN ANDREAS is love

[@BigTex9752]

Ian Delos Angeles CJ: Yeah Who's negative now Bitch Big Smoke:Point taken,Ill keep my mouth shut from now on

[@deadlyassasin3392]

keenan7434 i can drive as well ad CJ man im telling you

[@BigTex9752]

GamerSpyro 5643 lol yea

[@deadlyassasin3392]

keenan7434 man wassup

[@ianjaydelosangeles3173]

keenan7434 xD

[@DeepCurve300]

"hell yeah" "hell yeah what? "hell yeah sir!"

[@Walshy94]

"Now go make that mothafuckin toilet sparkle"

[@johnissingle12-robloxandmo37]

IdioticVidz all you had to do was copy gta quote to get a lot of likes and views

[@tamitonhd2829]

all you had to do was waste your time posting this garbage reply.

[@javiburgh4203]

Fuck that fooo

[@belobetay]

hell yeah *roar*

[@GreekShinobi223]

12:12 "Is he available for coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?" Very underrated line.

[@nectarwithj]

Sorry dude, i didn't know that you writed this too, so, coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?

[@GreekShinobi223]

@@nectarwithj Yes 👍

[@halamadrid4341]

Yeah, really

[@StephenGoodChannel]

Imagine if he said that for 10 minutes lmao.. 😂😂

[@im1460]

Who? Loc?

[@bryx170]

"Hey, Carl, ignore that motherfucker, you did good today." The motivation tho.😂

[@MikeJr9284]

GTA San Andreas is a goddamn masterpiece

[@kareemqassim162]

The Engie That Cried Nope true that

[@blackafricansavagekid4355]

The Engie That Cried Nope true

[@pffasho]

Hell yea

[@abdelwahabmohamed8104]

The Engie That Cried Nope Memes, fun, refrence, good story, gameplay, controls, mods, multiplayer.. its just A legend.

[@Noelfriday]

The Engie That Cried Nope Yup, I agree with you there

[@thedarkarchives1472]

This is easily my favorite GTA story.

[@JJ-eh9bh]

Ikr

[@TheGaluMoD]

Same here! Up there with GTA4 imo. GTA4 is a bit more somber, but I think it was great in its own way. GTA5 on the other hand, sheesh.. It's some 10000 miles below sealevel compared to those two.

[@-Anonymous-.]

Solid Snake I feel you bro! the thing is with GTA 4.. lmao the only thing good was the story. Everything else was garbage about that game

[@JohnDoe-qd5wr]

Fuckoff so true I just bought it and have nothing to do now. San Andreas and five have so much to do compared to any other gta. Also five has the best character : Trevor

[@franagustin3094]

@@-Anonymous-. You never played gta 4

[@S.P.E.T.S.N.A.Z]

“Hey excuse me jose yo soy el grando smokio and I want that grass, comprende ?” Lmao

[@m.hisyam982]

What is the translation?

[@S.P.E.T.S.N.A.Z]

Dragneel Ace that’s not right spanish actually, he’s just asking for weed(grass)

[@Alanlion00]

I’m latin and that quote make me laugh so much.

[@S.P.E.T.S.N.A.Z]

Alanlion14 one thing I don’t understand why spanish country people are addressed as latins, Latin is a language of italy and a billion of times different from spanish and south american people,

[@Alanlion00]

BigHavoc 666 there are diferences, the countries for Central America, México and South America are called Latín-Americans. That’s why sometimes we call ourselves latins.

[@Heisenburger5]

2:35 What Almost Everyone Came For

[@kevinkellyclips9031]

No

[@fiodar6087]

8:48

[@Sammie551]

2 number nines 😂

[@rauldemarco]

CJ's face when Big Smoke finishes making his extensive request... so hilarious!

[@Hexstared]

1:56

[@berkkarsi]

16:41 best gangsta line in the entire game

[@newyorkdrilll]

New Gta should be about whats goin on in Brooklyn right now Subscribe to my channel for ny gang content (Crips, Blood, Gangster Disiples)

[@newyorkdrilll]

@Goodstranger44 go to my channel

[@Sirah_Nabi99]

Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt!.

[@venkatkrishna8278]

We saw the video

[@wavyant_1323]

“Slow down fool. You don’t even know which door it is” “Whatever man. Is this it ?” “Yeah this it right here” 😭😭😭😭

[@DoubleJLive96]

WavyAnt _ nobody: OG LOC: I’m Gangsta

[@theelitegrinder4338]

If you put it 0.5 sounds like they are drunk

[@chrismcq3278]

2:07 "Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage" *PING*

[@robertsouza9667]

Lmao, that scene gets me everytime.

[@thechad876]

Lol That *PING* took him out

[@papayer]

"come to do damage" is part of my vocabulary thanks to this game

[@thebatman4279]

I could've swore he said 'pussies' until now 😳

[@cerobathetalllady]

The *PING* ended me.

[@wyg2935]

01:01 I always came back for this moment *"IT AIN'T ME, FOOL!"*

[@vcxbu9105]

"Who?" "Offcier hernandez,i work with tenmenny and pulaski" "Oh,the bitch" best quote XD

[@Zorisura]

"Admit it you just they bitch" Cj's quotes are disastrous!

[@johnluffyreaso4438]

*Whatever you say bitch*

[@peekay2221]

@@Zorisura when did he say it??

[@PabloRestobar]

Whos tenmenny

[@donutofficial1234]

i laughed so hard at that when i first heard it 😂😂

[@binary1123]

If you remember every single one of these moments, you spent a lot of time with this game lol I know I did

[@solarlight8649]

binary1123 ohh yes good times even Vice City and 3

[@ShahjahanMasood]

binary1123 Yeah man I spent over a 1000 hours on this game and I am still playing it.

[@dustedfluxgaming1421]

Me too.

[@shiroyasha7324]

binary1123 yup :D

[@yt-sm7ol]

i remember every single line and quote and scene from this game. i can easily replay the whole game misison by mission in my head with all the correct lines. yet i cant even remember some of my friends names. Thats how much of a huge part of my life this game was when i was a kid. Also the voice acting was top notch and had some awesome actors. newer games dont have that. and they dont improvise in any way. gta sa is so gangsta and real because real gangstas and rappers from the 90's voiced the characters and added their own elements to the game..

[@unhandydaddy5117]

"We could shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you" That's the greatest line I've ever heard in a video game😂

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

I think my favourite line is from nearly hitting a pedestrian "Scuse you you fuck" it's so corny

[@DantesInferno96]

Even as a kid I loved that line

[@amithprabhakar7744]

Big Smoke: Hold my number 9

[@tgnm9615]

2:32 Such a great way to dodge a question. Thank you for the tip Smoke

[@yodawg]

Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!

[@ghostflxwer]

Ryder Ryder nigga

[@keifujitora6587]

Ryder, you sherm-head!

[@dowom1452]

you sherm head :D

[@hustedr5]

How did the guy miss that shot. He was right there. lol

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

*cashier pulls out a shotgun* Ryder: OH SHIT! RUN!

[@Wolkraft]

Emmet: I've always got high quality merchandise Carl: 16:02

[@Mario2980]

I mean to be fair, he has been spray and prayin for quite some time, add the fact infinite ammo... .3.

[@hxdz3567]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@Zorisura]

"Well... EMMET AIN'T THE PENTAGON."

[@redeve2546]

LMFAO

[@Mivanxssa]

STUPID BITCH😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️👏👏👏!!!!

[@v380riMz]

''We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?''

[@buhzarro4986]

officer Tenpenny at his best

[@halo091]

BNDo bad ass

[@aliabbas619]

wheres that bit?

[@buhzarro4986]

Ali Abbas the very first donut shop scene

[@minecraftyoyo3431]

BuHzaRRo sjsjs

[@nabeelshaikh1103]

Ryder chilling in his backyard and "it was a good day" playing is truly blissful vibe ❤

[@jesusiskingofkingss]

this game really illustrated the life of a criminal with moments like that, above everything living a thug life is about having freedom, its probably a damn wednesday afternoon too and bro has no obligations

[@gunnerstedt7066]

GTA San Andreas will always be my favorite game it has such amazing story line. A very big and diverse map. Lots of free mode things to do and last but not least. It has the best main character. CJ

[@duck-qg7vb]

I like Big Smoke.

[@duck-qg7vb]

Except for the fact he betrayed the Grove.

[@BIackPhillip]

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

[@hkrelax]

it also has the best music imo

[@jonathankusin9509]

The San Andreas map may be smaller than the GTA V one, but it sure feels bigger. I mean, it's 3 diverse cities. The places are memorable, since they all are different. In GTA V everything kinda looks the same.

[@Itsghostvenom]

7:02 O.G Loc: Your ass is mine! O.G Loc: Oh, no no no I didn't mean it like that!

[@pottytheparrot310]

Itsghostvenom GVC What? Who? You want fries with that?

[@marfuahipung740]

@@pottytheparrot310 ko mu ne kay shunnn???

[@Teefromda16]

ohh you mean jeffry

[@saatvikmangal9626]

It was in reference that Jeffery was raped by that person in prison for 3 weeks

[@punisheddesk-kun5909]

"i don't need your scrawny ass"

[@HydroDiver]

"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!"

[@K9PPFAN]

"That is put dust in my weed"

[@b1xst3r65]

KRMA VDMarne It's Ese not is

[@jarardjones2391]

Vincent Vega "CJ don't run out on me again".

[@nidla6391]

"I smoke cuz I gives me piece of mind"

[@alect5953]

Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth

[@matthewmistweaver5841]

2:33 I'M HUNGRY!

[@INeverWanted2010]

9:58 I guess I've never failed this mission because this cutscene was new to me! So Ryder just leaves if you fail?! LOL!

[@adrianjackson1916]

4

[@rachelciel3330]

I hate this mission as a child. I didn't know english and just do what I know. Didn't know I supposed to walk silently. Failed it dozens of times, the following train mission is many times easier for me than that. Always felt bitter that Ryder left me there. Damn him.

[@GBV-]

I shot the dudes head with a sniper close range which made a glitch where he wasn’t triggered which I can run around the house freely ignoring the noise

[@lol70721]

@@GBV- nice

[@caps1075]

@@rachelciel3330 me too I didn't speak English and I failed it so many times back then 😂

[@Koeiengif13]

1:03 "Ryder, not this again?!" Ryder: "It ain't me fool" LOL

[@dougmurraydrumsred]

"No one else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"

[@Bossinette623]

@@dougmurraydrumsred”Shit you crazy! Let’s get up outta here!”

[@deustitties3589]

This game is infinitely quotable. This is peak Rockstar

[@davefrmdao]

2:35 - Starting the best moment.

[@amigoseven7921]

3:17 A policeman doesn't give a damn about shooting and chaos on the street but starts chasing when Carl hits a man

[@shawnsouth327]

Amigo Seven priorities man 😂

[@nehh_aksat]

GTA logic.

[@Mdasnta]

And thats why we love this game to the core

[@rachelciel3330]

I hate authorities in sa. At least in Bully I can get authorities on my side by punching someone behind them and run to their vision range when my victim try to hit me back. it's always hilarious to see grown up old man I punched in the street got choked by my own teacher for hitting me.

[@blackafricansavagekid4355]

GTA San Andreas is the best thing ever

[@morningstar7896]

Last time I played was from 2008 to 2016

[@fare9760]

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Best scene ever XD

[@Alex123491996]

+Fare It is stuck in my head forever, I always remember the right order

[@yessirskii4777]

When you realize that was just him stalling so he wouldn't have to kill the ballas, not to spoil if you haven't gotten far in the missions but big smoke is secretly with tenpenny and the ballas

[@Alex123491996]

Let's Go Blues! Holy shit dude. I've completed this game way over 30 times and I never thought that he was just stalling, i just always found it funny because he was fat that's why he ordered that much lol. However, i did in fact notice that it was strange how after that he wouldn't shoot the ballas in that drive-by, but yeah man thanks for a different perspective.

[@christiancarlpongautan4557]

+Plisko Lol didn't you get the ending?

[@mrtakei4593]

gimme me a number 6 with extra dip

[@theshore2667]

12:20😂😂😂 “SO?”🤣

[@jaydenpantherbone1611]

3:19 a Ballas just chillin on the roof of the car 😂😂💀

[@mattbraga4033]

now that im older, this shit is hilarious

[@QProJoeQGT]

I'll have two number 9's...

[@icantdie9763]

QProJoeQ a number 9 large...

[@icantdie9763]

Dead Pol a number 7...

[@icantdie9763]

Dead Pol one with cheese...

[@takeyourtime5025]

LMAO

[@deku3826]

and then.....?

[@somerandomboiyt1587]

This game was and still is a pure and absolute masterpiece

[@maxiqums1549]

8:48 this is immortal

[@shawnsouth327]

maxiqum s1 nigga was mad you he walked off and disappeared into thin air

[@Madness0120]

If only CJ was though. 😔

[@Datwaterguhd]

"hey man" "wassup" "wanna go to prison?" "WHAT" "hehehehehehe"

[@luisman369]

WUT*

[@wololo3781]

Nah

[@leenaarya6777]

bucky barnes 100th like

[@dowom1452]

lol

[@MoskHotel]

That foreshadowing got me! XD

[@SuperKratosgamer]

"best moments" Are you going to show the whole game then?

[@Peremptor]

TRUE... true.

[@Somespideronline]

No profile Picture OOF

[@condorgaming4000]

@No profile Picture yeah that mission with the rc plane blowing up the vans was cancer

[@youllgetyourrentwhenyoufix4831]

17:38 Cj predicted the future 😱

[@TheSultan1470]

No

[@devrim-oguz]

No, it's just the same shit happening for years.

[@TheSultan1470]

@@devrim-oguz Oh really

[@dbzfan4evermj233]

Nah that’s crazy gang 😭

[@dfwpapa3113]

2:34 your welcome

[@aileimaia2040]

GTA V- Fun Game, Good Graphics GTA lV- Realistic Game, Best Graphics and Actions GTA SA- Nice Graphics (in my opinion), Hilarious Gameplay, Best Storyline

[@rommix0]

GTA III - Decent yet dated Graphics. Underrated game.

[@markokingxd902]

@@rommix0 totally agree deserves more credit

[@slickdreams9325]

In my opinion too

[@rommix0]

@@markokingxd902 For sure. tbh I have more memories of GTAIII when it came out than San Andreas (another good title). I remember how blown my mind was at the age of either 9 or 10 (2002-ish).

[@acaptainnachoz2111]

@@rommix0 as much as I like GTA 3, many other things are dated in that game

[@yourkreator903]

2:35 the best saying in the whole of the GTA series

[@bdurrrr]

Still being played on and offline after all those years. Legendary game.

[@TheFirewolfx]

i'll have 2 number 9s. a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese and a large soda.

[@Alexis0903]

TheFirewolfx really funny not overused meme

[@SomeRandomGuy789]

Also make the soda diet, don't wanna get fat

[@genericusername6644]

Alex Cortez Why are you watching this video if you hate old memes. It is full of them.

[@genericusername6644]

TheFirewolfx All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

[@imusama1876]

GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas is Best Trilogy

[@DJM.I.A.]

Samuel L., waay ahead of his time.

[@TCGArsenal]

if only he's voiced by samuel L. it would be so fitting and legend LOL

[@squidwardtentacles3928]

@@TCGArsenal he is

[@TCGArsenal]

@@squidwardtentacles3928 no he is not. Just google it man~

[@squidwardtentacles3928]

@@TCGArsenal wait do you mean officer tenpenny? Because samuel was his voice actor

[@TCGArsenal]

@@squidwardtentacles3928 i meant CJ lol

[@ekathe85]

I just realized that CJ had to be registered in the passenger list for his flight to Los Santos, and the coroner should be able to estimate the moment Pendlebury was shot. That would not only exonerate CJ but also incriminate Tempenny and Pulaski. But idk Los Santos is completely corrupt anyway lol

[@KrunshCraft]

I want a San Andreas Remake NOW!!!!!!!!!!11

[@kingtooly3269]

You can get it on Xbox 360,PlayStation 3,PlayStation 4. If you're talking about console

[@sultanthamer6460]

1vs1? Remaster'

[@sultanthamer6460]

1vs1? Remaster'

[@sultanthamer6460]

Gumpyro whɪte prɪde worʟd wɪde i did

[@bendavis9935]

Imagine San Andreas remade with GTA 5s engine, and GTA 4's ragdoll physics

[@johnjohnsandoval]

I wasn't ready for 14:02. Spat out all my water

[@AngryPrisoner]

John Sandoval like what the fuck..😂😂

[@nadir4562]

That the best line for me

[@J4w4un]

4:42 he’s holding a desert eagle but the sound of it going off sounds like an original pistol

[@torachan23]

When your mom comes home and you and your siblings forgot to take the chicken out the freezer - 9:13

[@ISORIKAS]

"Ryder! Not this again!" " It aint me,fool!"

[@SuperGamewarrior101]

Non-one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad.

[@LifeEnjoyer463]

SHIT! CHU CRAZY! LET'S GET UP OUTTA HERE!

[@sultaanomar]

This pizza parlor is not push over

[@zwxn123]

"Well what you gonna do if the Ballas roll through, throw shoes at 'em?" This one line always crack me up.

[@ggerikee]

5:54 makes me always laugh 😂😂

[@farwahbatool6247]

What is CJ doing while OG Loc's speaking?

[@hernansalto-dumbattemptracing]

@@farwahbatool6247 Laughing his ass off

[@batman_2004]

🤣🤣

[@The_Complete_Bot]

Kinda mad how Big Smoke was a double crosser the whole time. Was too young to understand the whole plot at the time

[@Jaxymann]

"Grove Street OG's come to do damage!" *Plink*

[@CarlJohnson-mf4qd]

"Das a lotta damage"

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Balla: fuck them Grove Street fools! GROVE STREET GOING DOWN!!! Ryder: ninja these motherfuckers!

[@ROMBOOMBEN]

Shop of 8:47 buttons: 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47 8:47

[@quizygaming414]

8:48

[@narrowglider0126]

No number 9s!??

[@JinKazshima]

I'll take 20!!

[@EmyLaGargola]

"Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta" lol that never get's old.

[@Mivanxssa]

Emy La Gargola NO NEVER IDIOT

[@bistirnaprantarborah3349]

11:13 probably one of the best dialogue cut scene in the game! So many memories ❤

[@joedowle9572]

My favourite childhood game! Still play it today!

[@quakercrackers4262]

My childhood games are: Counter strike 1.6 Gta SA Gta vice city A bunch of flash stickmab games And very bit of metin 2

[@killobot2388]

For me: Halo CE Halo Reach Pikmin 2 Forza 4

[@GamingWithJumbo]

Joe Dowle For me : Grand Theft Auto Vice City and 3 Roblox CoDWaW

[@claude6570]

Joe Dowle mine 007 night fire Need for speed underground 2 Sonic heroes GTA San Andreas GTA 3 Medal of Honor

[@eljot5502]

GamingWithJUMBO u obviously have some kind of a problem of yo were playing roblox and never fucking looked in GTA SA

[@shartbearer]

I always felt a bit emotional when Sweet got shot and CJ was there to support him no matter what. I still play this game on PC and PS4, it's so memorable I can never get tired of it!

[@DroidMastertaylor-gang-or-die]

yo same bro i love this game to many memories

[@huff7006]

two number 9's ... a number 9 large .... a number 6 with extra dip .... a number 7 ... two number 45's ... one with cheese ... and a large soda ... Ooooooh

[@ibabcock89]

hvtha So that's where the meme came from!

[@dowom1452]

and he is not fat he's BIG BONED

[@sagarsharma3653]

GTA San Andreas was one of best things that happened in my childhood. My memory have almost every road and area of this game. Ironically I don't even know much about my own city. Thank you universe for this.

[@artakd]

14:03 Gets me every time.

[@nadir4562]

Same man XD

[@Blokhead101]

Im ded lool

[@jailsonathayde74]

5:46 Its hilarious!!!

[@em.4774]

13:56 When you cant pull off a master of disguise

[@Stilefty]

Good point haha!

[@ffhjvbuydb78eb]

Eric M fucking LMAOOOOO

[@brodiero-solar302]

KvAT Here we go again

[@dtsnico7812]

Eric M δ

[@ameenchewan3040]

8:48 All we had to do was follow the damn train,CJ. My favourite part.

[@frostgaming5144]

3:52 makes me laugh every time 🤣

[@alexvswrld]

The first game I played that had proper voice acting and story. Man what an experience that was 10/10.

[@theoriginldw]

"We gotta stick with him!" "I ain't built for this shit!"

[@alaeddinebekakchi906]

14:03 LOL 😂😂😂

[@DerawJamilJabary]

Alaeddine Bekakchi ikr

[@batman_2004]

🤣

[@mochingaming797]

11:53 this is soo hillarious 🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop replaying and laughing

[@911Lumbago]

😂😂😂

[@jozhva]

12:05 What you might have came for.

[@newyorkdrilll]

New Gta should be about whats goin on in Brooklyn right now Subscribe to my channel for ny gang content (Crips, Blood, Gangster Disiples)

[@weirdface1846]

cah myoo nee kay shun?

[@anderto4]

Exactly

[@thedeadweight5726]

@@newyorkdrilll self promoting much?

[@SAFIS448]

Thanks

[@blackrice6326]

17:38 "i can't breathe!"

[@corflonultra8022]

This hits different now

[@Harry-lr2im]

Shit

[@vestaflame2003]

XDDDDD

[@VaidyatheDr]

Gta san was ahead of its time

[@thefourthcrusader2117]

Lmao

[@pinkimena-nebulous6646]

"Ah shit, here we go again."

[@Shock_Mike_Hawke]

7:22 CJ's wearing that fake mustache makes it perfect

[@jeremiahgiles3593]

Ryder, not this again! "It ain't ME fool!"

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"I'll have 2 number 9's A number 9 large A number 6 with extra dip Number 7 2 number 45's One with cheese And a large soda."

[@Ghost-55498]

OG Loc = looks tupac but his voice is lil wayne lol

[@deathrager2404]

voice like lil wayne? tonedeaf confirmed

[@Zeroshiki]

Lol he's designed after Ja Rule and Madd Dogg is DMX because Ja Rule tried to steal DMX's rhymes at some point. 😂

[@ashenone5130]

I love this. the game tells a great story with so many characters and so much character development and on top of that it has some of the best comedy ever...many lines feel iconic