Finally, proof you guys are asexual

[@GeneralSam]

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[@kaydenmcintyre5043]

Shut up sam

[@BlackCherryZyn]

Nah I’m good g

[@lanky_schnoople7010]

Raid shadow legends

[@noahashby8833]

I was frist seneral gam

[@fullaregrets5015]

@@noahashby8833 first to suck

[@lemonbot4906]

"I'm not a personoid, I'm just an asshole." Sam in one whole sentence

[@liamalcantara1485]

Funny joke

[@TheLazyass111]

I fucking cried at the end. Sam is the perfect asshole

[@AllCHEZNOMEAT]

@@TheLazyass111 I'm sure the folks in prison said the same thing

[@redsentry9785]

Ive seen you before

[@herpyderpycunt9123]

@@AllCHEZNOMEAT scorched him

[@GobSnick2324]

Unironic RDM calling is some of the funniest shit there is. Even more so when it’s a grown ass man squealing like a 5th grader.

[@TsMHicks]

I love the "ThAtS RDM" Complainers on a game about RDMing being best decision to cover your ass lol

[@I_EAF_19882]

I wish that people wouldn't approach these games with such a serious attitude. It should be fun and RP-lite, it's not an actual competition. TTT and Among Us are my prime examples of a game being 100% not fun because of how seriously people treat it.

[@rockig5529]

"YoU'rE oN tWiTcH!1!11!"

[@kreftos9706]

I'm recording so I'm sending this to valve to get you banned

[@notthebees4961]

www.twitch.tv/patrickauri/v/1019667303?sr=a&t=420s This is the game where they joined

[@lastmanstanding7155]

Are people who actually take these games very seriously common? I only ever played these games with some friends and rarley with randos. And even then it wasn't often. If so sounds like such a drag.

[@MissionControl-]

Ahaha I watched that guys livestream for it. Him and his friend were so mad. Idiots like that always take shit SOOOOOO seriously. They even sat there and called Americans snowflakes while they cried. It was brilliant. xD

[@torvasdh]

Bri'ish "people" coping with the "I'm not mad you're mad!!" lmao

[@hrdstrange3322]

@@torvasdh as a British person we don’t claim then

[@el_coxis5148]

@@hrdstrange3322 I don't understand the term "RDM" what does it mean?

[@lastmanstanding7155]

@@el_coxis5148 Raw dogging moms

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

@@hrdstrange3322 yeah he's from Russia or Belarus or something, because his "privet" (Hallo) sounded quiet native.

[@jackgiggle]

Gmod players are migrating. Hear their solemn mating call "RDM! That's RDM!"

[@bitingsea3194]

"WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK RDM RDM RDM!!!!!!!!! RDM!!! YOU'RE GETTING BANNED BRO!!!"

[@italianwaffle5592]

META GAMING THATS META GAMING!

[@kirbobirbo0446]

And the new gta rp guys from twitch

[@scorcher117]

It’s pretty understandable that people call it out because it really ruins these sorts of games.

[@glopsnopper3806]

@@scorcher117 "NO FUN YOU KILLED ME IN A VIDEO GAME!" Touch grass redditor

[@combatboots3517]

"RDM, you're breaking the rules." How do these people have fun exactly?

[@rustyshackleford1508]

That's the neat part. They don't.

[@theducksauce4851]

By making sure no one else has fun. For they are not a person, but a npc.

[@RIPDixie1865]

Now I don't play these types of games, but isn't the point of them to find the bad guys WITHOUT murdering everyone? If you kill just to kill then it kinda ruins the point doesn't it? Idk

[@boanoah6362]

@@RIPDixie1865 Sure, but at the same time the guy was withholding a key to open a door, he had that death coming the second he said: "Nah."

[@arizonaranger2333]

@@boanoah6362lol literally could have just opened the door.

[@John.Johnson]

-Stands still mimicking a walking motion- Sam: *out of breath

[@callumlackie4166]

oof

[@liamalcantara1485]

Funny joke

[@swindle9695]

Twitch lads: *Actively being mutilated by Necromorphs aboard the space station* "RDM, this is RDM, you're RDMing right now-" *Gets head ripped off and eaten*

[@tomlenid699]

That happened irl

[@r3alrack]

The dead space reference brings me joy. “RDM RDM, ISSAC CLARKE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO DIE”

[@ioele1000]

The RDM guys couldn’t handle the voracity of Sam’s lust for murder

[@mshark8246]

After he saw Sam butch another man with a machete he felt like he had to do something

[@gwynbIeiidd]

“why’d you kill him.. seriously”🤓 the virgin role player vs the chad forehead man.

[@colby1398]

@@gwynbIeiidd which is such a retarded question anyway. For all they know he's the personoid, in which case it's his job to kill you. Screaming RDM everytime someone kills you when there are 2 different people trying to kill you every match is just dumb.

[@Lexhy]

@@colby1398 what's RDM

[@treswolves5512]

@@Lexhy I’ve heard it as Random Death Match (basically just killing someone for no reason at all)

[@jakeking974]

>Sam making content "Dude, that's General Sam, start recording" >Sam prevents others from getting content of him This man understands his market value.

[@plot6520]

Sam threatened us with Kenshi. You absolute fools! You let him know that we want more Kenshi, you're never getting Kenshi now.

[@lazerapter8722]

Me me want kenshi

[@thebabycakes]

Me me want kenshi

[@theisofthe-sr4hf]

@@lazerapter8722 I really do

[@detectiveglump7193]

Me me want kenshi

[@solidgreen5220]

me me want kenshi

[@Coppyrightt]

the guy who u killed who was like "Im ReCoRdInG oN TwItCh RiGhT noW" has a full clip saved and everything of that little debuckle. Mans took it soooo serious lmfaooooo after u guys sent him out of the airlock he was like "alright lets find the report button" LMAO

[@Rizz779]

Who is he?

[@bobbythotimus1184]

My god hearing that guy claim RDM outside of RP servers is the cringiest thing I've ever seen in a online game

[@iro9697]

Fr I'm gonna go to that guy's highschool and take his lunch money while stuffing him into a locker, what a couple of dorks

[@DoggoLua]

@@iro9697 bro, thats RDM!!!

[@mshark8246]

He’s the same guy who buys a lego set and doesn’t build it because it would ruin its value

[@steppecist2928]

They're fucking twitch streamers lmao

[@weaponbuddy674]

@@notthebees4961 that was rough to watch

[@Goofygooberston]

Bullying anyone in any game that has "ttv" in their username is a rite of passage to modern manhood.

[@TheRealFlapSlapper]

All that ad told me is that you’re playing worms Armageddon and not making videos on it

[@theprogrammer32]

I don't think that was RDM, that was premeditated murder, it even had a back story about how he was pissing you off, and even another guy helped you do it. That's roleplay, baby. Having gray morals is the only thing that makes games like this interesting.

[@lastmanstanding7155]

"Use the wrench" "No" "Okay I'll use it after I kill you" That's not really rdm. Just a logical conclusion.

[@chrisb5005]

What's RDM stand for?

[@rieke6497]

@@chrisb5005 random death match

[@junova7503]

@@chrisb5005 What Cole said. It really just means killing someone without reason or provocation. Usually you'll see it brought up on like, roleplay servers and whatnot, not games literally about killing people.

[@takeawaykitty.]

@@chrisb5005 RDM is basically REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@BashZeal]

Watched that TTV lads past broadcast of your game, him and his friends were mad haha! They just started bashing Americans after they left

[@Each-Uisge]

"I died in a video game, so I hate this enormous group of people." Lmao

[@burnin8trxx]

LOLOL

[@ZombieNinjas666]

Report em for hate speech just for being melvins lol

[@skinsornothink1913]

@DarkWinterWendigo not even pot and kettle😂 We got sum pussies but I’ve never seen some shit like that. And people actually want us to be more like the Scandinavian countries

[@nikkeri99]

He seems like a pretty unlikeable guy in general. Still, i hope people dont go bother him for this.

[@cameronbrooks7897]

Imagine threatening to report General Sam. The man feeds off of hatred.

[@ShadowFRCS]

those guys complaining about rdm were dweebs lmao

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear sha

[@ND-fv8nq]

@@AxxLAfriku cringe

[@rotten5109]

@@AxxLAfriku Dude, you have absolutely lost the plot.

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

cringe af i swear

[@papafranku-jb7on]

I swear that was the cringiest dude ever. Went on his twitch and this dude unironically said "I'm going to get some H2O." 🤓

[@FlamingAtheist]

Imagine thinking "THATS RDM YOUR BEING RECORDED" will stop absolute chads

[@ballisticmonkey999]

"This game deserves a better class of Resident, and I'm gonna give it to 'em." -General Sam

[@FlamingAtheist]

"you have been upgraded to Resident Asshole" XD

[@VillainousMaximus]

Anyone in any game who screams RDM and/or threatens to call an admin *must* be flatlined. Gamers code of honor.

[@dolphin8815]

*Forced dark mode* is what my dad use to call our special time.

[@venomsnake225]

And what your grandad would call the end of racial segregation

[@realistpure3964]

that guy is literally the irl version of a wojak. listen to the way hes making callouts and shit? like my man this isn't ranked xD

[@ashtoncarter3023]

Watched it on 100000x speed it’s a banger trust me

[@thatmeme1360]

Never seen sam run so fast...

[@low-keydepressed1820]

Indeed

[@JacobMcCabe-jc7ll]

It’s genuinely better at 2x

[@devonesq.7533]

@@JacobMcCabe-jc7ll the least amount of time i have to watch this video the better. i personally downloaded it, and put it into an editor and put the speed up to 100x

[@sirpugsalot9037]

you weren't lying it is indeed a banger

[@pancakeshark9811]

The only way to deal with twitch streamers who have TTV in their names

[@globmonkey200716102]

Sounds like the Melvins are moving in to remove all the fun from this game.

[@PaleSalad]

Bruh they're probably m'ladying as we speak

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Just coming because they already siphoned the miniscule amount of fun outta amogus and need a new toy to ruin for their audience

[@teejay9189]

And I know exactly what to do. Just fuck with em

[@Drodz1030]

That one guy sayimg they were on twitch like that would do anything

[@akrasia1588]

Dude gets zero twitch viewers too boot like bruh tf is he gonna do

[@ciancraig3050]

Mfs really said rdm like a gmod server.

[@johnnyx4267]

7:31 that rendition of Billie Jean brought tears to my eyes

[@MarcIsStillAlive]

Honestly I was dying

[@anaccount2986]

Hire that guy

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨ GOD BLESS

[@kironilo]

@@MarcIsStillAlive THANK YOU MY BROTHER

[@kironilo]

@@anaccount2986 THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[@swivelskittle3926]

I will admit, I was considering sending you into the black void of distant space before you brought up Kenshi, you got me there you little goober

[@archiethe3rd615]

What do they have against “Remote Device Management”?

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

"...or the next video you're getting, ain't gonna be Kenshi" LET HIM THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!! IT'S A MISTAKE!!!!

[@ItsWheels69]

There ain’t no RDM in this game lmao.

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

What is RDM

[@thatskid3984]

@@IncredibleIceCastle Random death match

[@cbt7203]

RDM'ers beware. I'll outsmart & outplay you, the guy screaming rdm

[@jacktait9635]

we let you out of the airlock for kenshi, give us kenshi

[@dajordanator]

"You spend more on sex toys than on women" Absolutely brutalized

[@tysonhindson4117]

The way sam walked in the beginning killed me. We need to make sam do a just dance video to get rid of the gamer weight.

[@Wanderer_bun]

I fucking love how that guy cries about RDM when he said he was gona kill you for pushing him over.

[@chrisdraco1973]

My wife hates it but Sam loves when im early.

[@low-keydepressed1820]

Women are C tier tbh

[@Versace_sheets]

My wife doesn't even hate it it means she can get back to fucking her boyfriend

[@arcticwolf1133]

@@Versace_sheets F

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

Press F to pay respect for this poor man. F

[@ethan.D]

F

[@F0F1C0PT0R]

Goobers talking about RDM are the funniest part of this bit. "OuUouOu, you're being watched on Twitch."

[@mickel1470]

Bizzlesnaff with the Mos Def avatar We'll save him a plate at the cookout

[@thegreatders344]

"Thats RDM! You guys are on twitch rn!" Oh brother, get a load o this guy

[@MrBombastic799]

I'm pretty sure Sam had more views in one stream during twitch drops than this dork has on his entire channel lmao

[@nosignal4874]

Sam you better watch out, he is recording you on twitch for RDM

[@gloverelaxis]

omg it was SO satisfying see you guys just laugh the Twitch Snitch out of the room (literally)

[@nooneknows1907]

"I'm just an asshole" No sentence better describes sam.

[@tihy9s168]

RIP my fellow Caleb. Also, the sad thing is I thought that RDM thing was a bit until I realized... it wasn’t. They’re beyond sad lmao.

[@DoggoLua]

Those RDM fellas should go touch grass...

[@SpaceMissile]

they're not going outside; they're probably quarantining above and beyond what's actually required by their local gov't.

[@michaelz.3993]

The "RDM" "your on twitch" guys belongs in Weeniehut Jr's

[@svx_n_sxvn6244]

That Billie Jean bit had me dying! 😂

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨

[@remotecontroll1]

PatrickAuri is the little RDM babies twitch stream. BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage frickin melvin

[@Usernameneverseen]

Didn't expect to see asexuality on a general sam vid lmao. Also those 2 view twitch streamers trying to act important about RDM outside of gmod made my bloody day.

[@bananabames8184]

I dont know why but that Billie Jean part slayed me

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨ GOD BLESS U

[@marcovillarreal4612]

Thank you finally someone understands true talent lmaooolo

[@Oshjay2000]

Imagine someone screaming RDM in real life before they were murdered...

[@itz_N4ked]

"You ever open your resource monitor and realize something is eating your computer alive?" *Looks at tarkov*

[@tomlenid699]

Nothing like Russian malware to turn me on

[@lenientorange1113]

You didn’t have to confirm my insecurities sam

[@Ricksdetrix]

Holy shit, the audio on the into was so good I almost fell off the treadmill I thought it was real

[@certifiedreptilian5653]

General Sam, yet again giving us the great value of what we want

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

he didn't, we let him in for kenshi, where is the kenshi my dude

[@BalgaBear]

7:30 - Wow, that got me. That man can kill the whole crew if he's the imposter. Real glad you yeeted that TTV guy, those guys are jerks.

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨

[@skittlewizard8537]

Love it when my favourite Kenshi youtuber uploads something that isn’t Tarkov

[@killafrado]

That man singing billie Jean was just 😩

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨ GOD BLESS YOU

[@kriek9222]

Thank you Sam now I can take out my frustrations on women without having to wait in a dark alley all day

[@myreque999]

I am not a paid actor, but I do very much appreciate the amazing speeds of Opera GX, my favourite feature is the discord and VPN integration.

[@tomlenid699]

Wow I'm surprised at how much of a non paid actor this is

[@bastardfish_]

Who were those dudes saying RDM? What kind of teacher's pet shit is that lmao

[@Rogyman]

the guy sounds like a child when he complains about rdm like its a roleplay server

[@XOoAPEoOX]

yo that Billie Jean cover at 7:30 was fire tho

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨

[@druidspoe6885]

11:08 I laughed so fucking hard when I saw him go into the Venus flytrap hahahahahahahah

[@yungebola5524]

YO THAT BILLIE JEAN BREAKDOWN WAS FIRE. Actually spat water on my screen from that hahahahaha

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨

[@honkdonk8745]

When you said it had twitch integration, I thought it would cut to you donating to Pokemain with the text to speech "Get off the stage"

[@Neon-bd6vk]

The first First Class Trouble video was one of my favorites on this channel. Glad Sammy boy uploaded another

[@Senorgusanos]

0:13 That walk was eerily reminiscent of the way the alien disguised as the tall blond in Mars Attacks walks around the whitehouse with Martin Short.

[@GOBLINZ8]

I wanna know the song that's over it

[@jwhiskey_1022]

When stalt goes “spends more on sex toys then Women” I fuckin died 😂

[@IAmCasualty]

*"You have a choice here!"* *Gets drilled by a champagne bottle*

[@TheJester570]

I started using opera gx after the last ad you did for them. I love it 100%, the best swap ever. So user friendly.

[@cykakto2099]

"Use the wrench" Roleplay scum: "Nah" *Kills him* Roleplay Scum: *Repeats RDM like that shit matters outside their comfy little servers

[@drewfurst5632]

Heheh I looked that dude up on twitch. So funny from his POV. He leaves the game and says have fun getting banned and then realizes he has to be In the game to report them😂

[@Poliswag7]

I haven’t heard RDM since gmod

[@ltsmithneko]

Same

[@MakinMoneyISeasy]

"You have you a choice here..." "You must solve my riddles, the jivest of Sams!"

[@E1ev1n]

Went to the guy twitch and watched the video. Pretty funny to listen to him cry about it. It's his most viewed broadcast right now with 430 views. Best part is you can here sam and his friends talk trash on the guy before he leaves.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Nothing like hearing a grown man cry about "rdm" in an among us clone while calling Americans snowflakes. Twitch streamers are the worst, but the ones who put TTV in their name are on another level.

[@E1ev1n]

@@bbbbbbb51 Lol especially with a bunch of fuckin randoms he doesn't know. Like if you want a fair honest game go play with your friends or some jerks off on a server.

[@RudyTheNinja]

8:40 u missed ur chance to say "ya, put ur effing arms on!"

[@JoeMama-fn2tn]

“That’s like going to a mini golf course with no arms. Get tf outta here” -Bryan

[@bigbalticbox]

Wow I didn't see him say that! I'm so glad to I got to hear your written transcript of the video, thank you so much, Mr Like Pig! Man, being blind and deaf sucks, people like you make the world a better place :D

[@markw801]

I mainly subbed for your tarkov content but I stayed because you treat everyone like they are a disposable piece of meat and it makes me smile 😊

[@fullaregrets5015]

Finally, some great Ace representation for Pride Month.

[@firinne]

WHAT IS THAT BACKROUND TRACK BEAT. CHRIST THAT SLAPS HARDDDD

[@merk6809]

"I'm not an personoid, I'm just an asshole" - Sam

[@ReadyCrush]

you hit me deep with that kenshi threat. I have a playlist of just your kenshi videos that I watch at work.

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

“I’m not a personoid! I’m just an asshole!” Classic Sam

[@MrxEVILCRAZYx]

10:56 That was the smoothest kill I've ever seen Sam pull off... Bravo son, bravo

[@gruzi.]

That streamer guy got so upset about you killing him and his little boyfriend

[@SpaceMissile]

stallt getting blasted out of the airlock reminds me of the crooked cop (mel) in Scarface yelling "F*ck you!" right before tony montana blows him away.

[@theshpee1214]

Finally, with Opera GX, I can go into xhamster without having to press the moon button every time

[@TehEpicZippy]

Oh my fucking god I actually found the stream that RDM guy was in and holy hell he was assmad. Turns out Caesar was his mod LOL

[@jeck1]

You can be smashing two rocks together in your backyard I'd still watch it cause your a funny chap.

[@acbtunes7065]

Top man on sam, always playing the forgotten games that the popular youtubers forget to pick up

[@l.i.t.f.4353]

That intro is perfect

[@GOBLINZ8]

I wanna know what the song is

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

"Ummm that's RDM im screen recording you right nowww" Tell me you've never felt the touch of a woman w/o telling me you've never felt the touch of a woman.

[@jayceg.9180]

Best Billie Jean cover on KZbin.

[@kironilo]

I AM THE BILLIE JEAN GUY 😂 I'M A BRAZILIAN MUSICIAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ✨✨✨

[@maximosgoulakos5582]

Will there ever be a video you make with your friends where everybody has a fully functioning microphone? I feel like there's always somebody whose audio sounds like a barrage of razor blades assaulting my ear drums every time they open their mouth. A+ video 10/10 flawless masterpiece.

[@volatile100]

I think that the OperaGX ad is the best youtube sponsorship bit for anything I've ever seen. Might actually get it now.

[@Jamal-jp9pz]

i love the guy at 7:30 that shit is too good

[@connorfrancis6022]

Are you winded when you did that shuffle at the beginning? Damn.