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General Sam

General Sam

Күн бұрын

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@snargemccoy8813
@snargemccoy8813 3 жыл бұрын
I see sam has picked up a hobby of smoking 6 packs a day
@jamesbong4208
@jamesbong4208 3 жыл бұрын
Meth... Hes a dad now!
@louietelling3200
@louietelling3200 3 жыл бұрын
It actually sounds kinda cool
@JudeOhHecc
@JudeOhHecc 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@C_Train74
@C_Train74 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, he vapes now.
@r-td8748
@r-td8748 3 жыл бұрын
Its not a hobby, its a lifestyle
@RaisinBagelz
@RaisinBagelz 3 жыл бұрын
*Sam every time he gets sick* : "QUICK I GOTTA MAKE A VIDEO WITH MY DEEP MAN VOICE!!"
@Grandmaster-Kush
@Grandmaster-Kush 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta cash in while you can
@Tester-sh1mn
@Tester-sh1mn 3 жыл бұрын
He gotta compensate for that yeeyee ass haircut he got...
@xavierh.5102
@xavierh.5102 3 жыл бұрын
dude probably goes around licking toilet bowls in the hopes he'll activate his hunk voice.
@ewwpoorpeople5684
@ewwpoorpeople5684 3 жыл бұрын
It's the simp/chad illusion.
@SkknWlkr
@SkknWlkr 3 жыл бұрын
It's the only time Abby will have any sexual attraction to him
@NotRealPhil
@NotRealPhil 3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s lung cancer is sounding rad
@dylanpiazza6358
@dylanpiazza6358 3 жыл бұрын
sounds rad-influenced
@SirDankleberry
@SirDankleberry 3 жыл бұрын
Hey there smoothskin.
@MrCanadabacon
@MrCanadabacon 3 жыл бұрын
PoggeRs
@TheArtofKAS
@TheArtofKAS 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@octobr1
@octobr1 3 жыл бұрын
Release donda 👨‍🦲
@Charborg
@Charborg 3 жыл бұрын
why does sam get sick like 8 times a year
@caveteethjoe
@caveteethjoe 3 жыл бұрын
Petite gamer immune system
@guypierson5754
@guypierson5754 3 жыл бұрын
Eats like shit, doesn't excersise, doesn't take any real precautions with the groceries, pays others to watch his crotchspawn, has a fairly clueless other half... I'm sure there could be more reasons.
@ShadowCrashed81
@ShadowCrashed81 3 жыл бұрын
Children
@pierrekk
@pierrekk 3 жыл бұрын
@@guypierson5754 And he's still richer than you
@Harjhvh
@Harjhvh 3 жыл бұрын
CHARBORG!!!!!!!!!!
@RenoMay
@RenoMay 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe I’m a day late to this. Good to see Sam’s frail gamer body is yet again under attack.
@muttontrash
@muttontrash 3 жыл бұрын
Hey it’s da gun dood
@kmoss9521
@kmoss9521 3 жыл бұрын
Reno you’re a good dude keep up the good work
@tombombathrill2743
@tombombathrill2743 3 жыл бұрын
Never would have guessed you watch sam
@zidelious781
@zidelious781 3 жыл бұрын
didnt know reno had gamer taste
@JemFipar
@JemFipar 3 жыл бұрын
Reno? A Sam fan? Based
@Starcatplays
@Starcatplays 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, Sam sounds like Aqua after two beers when he's sick.
@dreamman5588
@dreamman5588 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a young Alex Jones
@1Maverick2
@1Maverick2 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamman5588 I'm fucking dead LOL
@thatguy95159515
@thatguy95159515 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao berg
@2thgun
@2thgun 3 жыл бұрын
why are you here starcat arent you streaming rn?
@schmecklin377
@schmecklin377 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamman5588 that is so spot on omg
@teamcheese1045
@teamcheese1045 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy for you sam, can't believe that you finally hit puberty.
@jentbent1229
@jentbent1229 3 жыл бұрын
This should’ve been highlighted comment
@SteelLungProductions
@SteelLungProductions 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is overpowered.
@jkayy1628
@jkayy1628 3 жыл бұрын
His pp work now:D
@KorporalNoobs
@KorporalNoobs 3 жыл бұрын
Puberty? No wonder he didn't dox his child's name till yet. What a dumb name.
@apIthletIcc
@apIthletIcc 2 жыл бұрын
holy crap i wasnt ready for that punch lmao low blow bro
@cpom5075
@cpom5075 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell thats Abby's boyfriend is home when Sam is doing his ghoul impression to avoid being too loud.
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 жыл бұрын
That's so foul ☠☠
@sheamccann3196
@sheamccann3196 3 жыл бұрын
Poob is Abby's boyfriend
@satch5471
@satch5471 3 жыл бұрын
@@sheamccann3196 but it cancels out because poob is also sams girlfriend
@docchicken245
@docchicken245 2 жыл бұрын
He's very respectful
@erikreddington461
@erikreddington461 2 жыл бұрын
What are you saying with this post? That general Sam is a cuck? A cuckold? Sam the cuckholdster? Sam the cuckholster? Sam the cuckmiester? Jeez. I mean I guess.
@futuresupreme1022
@futuresupreme1022 3 жыл бұрын
As a stay at home dad, I wish I had friends to play games with like this. I love my kid but not having another adult to hang out and talk to that speaks coherent English would be great for my sanity
@felipedias4205
@felipedias4205 3 жыл бұрын
You on PC or console?
@uttermostvids631
@uttermostvids631 3 жыл бұрын
Ha I'm a teen if you wanna play I do speak coherent English(most of the time)
@erwinthedodo9205
@erwinthedodo9205 3 жыл бұрын
Time to make you a discord community
@futuresupreme1022
@futuresupreme1022 3 жыл бұрын
@@felipedias4205 I’m on pc
@MeoithTheSecond
@MeoithTheSecond 3 жыл бұрын
Making Dad jokes some what helps X-D.
@crossrentsch8628
@crossrentsch8628 3 жыл бұрын
Bryan’s bit about sleeping on the ground gave me the hardest chuckle in a while
@WolfWood893
@WolfWood893 3 жыл бұрын
I know right lmao, here I was thinking Brian lost his edge.
@thomash2959
@thomash2959 3 жыл бұрын
"Semen is the glue of friendship" is the most amazing line
@gravity00x
@gravity00x 3 жыл бұрын
i couldnt believe none of them laughed at that. i lost my shit over that line
@LlamaMommaDrama
@LlamaMommaDrama 3 жыл бұрын
Also, the collar being “a cockring for my brain” is pretty incredible too
@pierrekk
@pierrekk 3 жыл бұрын
@@gravity00x "haha gay" gets tiring after a while with your edgy friends
@MrCholoPants3415
@MrCholoPants3415 3 жыл бұрын
@@pierrekk Not the point at all. Dilate
@Zack1111Adkins
@Zack1111Adkins 3 жыл бұрын
Sam has a weakened gamer immune system from being a total shut in. Praying for you man 🙏🏼
@drewsbrewcrew
@drewsbrewcrew 3 жыл бұрын
Our boy needs to start taking a vitamin D supplement if he isn't already
@ewwpoorpeople5684
@ewwpoorpeople5684 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, gamers are genetically made in peak human condition. God just curses us with the occasional sickness to keep the regular people off the scent of our perfection
@Zack1111Adkins
@Zack1111Adkins 3 жыл бұрын
@@drewsbrewcrew Sam already developing Rickets.
@thatdude9588
@thatdude9588 3 жыл бұрын
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 gamers are like the robot guy from invincible. Absolutely built different in game but goblin hunchbacks in real life
@tru1ytrashffs
@tru1ytrashffs 3 жыл бұрын
No no no, it's because he's married
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
Sam being wholesome and saying that he'll enjoy any game as long as he plays with friends, combine that with the deeper voice, I don't think he's sick, I think he just finished going through puberty, he's a mature man now
@TitanshieldGaming
@TitanshieldGaming 3 жыл бұрын
YES! I thought this too
@alecsalinas1973
@alecsalinas1973 3 жыл бұрын
Playing with friends, busty brunettes, & Diet Coke.
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
@@alecsalinas1973 A busty brunette offers Sam a diet coke and she'll become his best friend
@DrixPunk
@DrixPunk Жыл бұрын
​@@JargonMadjin so if abby dyes her hair and gives sam a coke without him asking, the marriage is finally saved
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
@@DrixPunk Modern problems, modern solutions
@mango-uj1bq
@mango-uj1bq 3 жыл бұрын
I remember finding this channel all the way back in 2016. I was in middle school then and I used to come home from school with more stress than I knew what to do with. Watching Sam's content is the closest thing I've ever had to therapy. Thank you for the laughs, you never disappoint.
@tylerparaz6786
@tylerparaz6786 3 жыл бұрын
Weird seeing wholesome comments and relating on a personal level as well. Good luck man. Im assuming youre a senior as well now, and all ive gotta say is to pursue what makes you happy and live life now 💜
@grimreefer9324
@grimreefer9324 3 жыл бұрын
Sam helped get me through the shit years of middle school too tbh
@PurePlatinumAlek
@PurePlatinumAlek 3 жыл бұрын
I hope things get worse 🙏
@NoPhlyZone20
@NoPhlyZone20 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy just wait until the stress of adulthood hits
@PurePlatinumAlek
@PurePlatinumAlek 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoPhlyZone20 general sam plud alchohol work smart
@lukasscott5414
@lukasscott5414 3 жыл бұрын
"We're building nothing but traps from now on" Yep, that's Outward.
@originalgreatdouchebag2866
@originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 жыл бұрын
use magic traps more powerfull and free besides mana cost but you can make potions and eat tumpups around the mountain
@Quadrolithium
@Quadrolithium 3 ай бұрын
​@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 regular traps are almost always free, and it might not be as powerful as magic (until you get to the fun traps involving adamantite, or war crimes) for every victim you kill, is an almost guarantee of a free trap, maybe two, that you can make out of their corpse. Imagine being a bandit and seeing your buddy die to a trap, then this asshole of an "adventurer" loots your buddy and turns it into another trap, naturally you are pissed and go after him, only to fall victim to the said trap, made from your buddy. I turned the entire Vendavel Fortress into a traphouse without even leaving said fortress, just... "Recycling" my victims
@Okoii
@Okoii 3 жыл бұрын
At no point did Sam say "Smoothskin" and this is dissapointing.
@anakinskywalker9244
@anakinskywalker9244 3 жыл бұрын
And it’s Gob not job
@davidfox2650
@davidfox2650 3 жыл бұрын
He said abby was the ghoul lmao.
@kenny187ful
@kenny187ful 3 жыл бұрын
Do a 20 Sams video okoii
@_nanking5374
@_nanking5374 3 жыл бұрын
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, generously funding, and bank rolling these videos. You are all, truly wonderful. Have a good one.
@pangolincough1004
@pangolincough1004 3 жыл бұрын
That’s immediately what I thought once I recognized the game
@neo187420
@neo187420 3 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, people...
@InternetDog_
@InternetDog_ 3 жыл бұрын
Sam needs to get Jeff in the group.
@gobthegreat7797
@gobthegreat7797 3 жыл бұрын
Deep raspy voice, Yeti full of whiskey, and a slick dad haircut. True Alpha energy right there
@SirMcGrooger
@SirMcGrooger 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@convicted_vapist
@convicted_vapist 3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro he is fucking sigma male
@ndub6021
@ndub6021 3 жыл бұрын
@@convicted_vapist you're gay
@convicted_vapist
@convicted_vapist 3 жыл бұрын
@@ndub6021 hell yea I am!!! You gotta problem with it bucko
@Krafex
@Krafex 3 жыл бұрын
True Chad energy if I say so myself.
@cartercaceres927
@cartercaceres927 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a cockring for my brain.” Lmao bizzle was killing it this vid
@emperorshaq
@emperorshaq 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally just started playing Outward with my mate, fucking love this hatefully evil ass game
@turtleguy123r3
@turtleguy123r3 3 жыл бұрын
That's a very apt description, my friend and I celebrated taking out the bandits east of the starting town lmao.
@Murasame13
@Murasame13 3 жыл бұрын
@@turtleguy123r3 The game really has a way of making you KNOW you are NOT the main character lol (while still being the main character)
@darnaran9179
@darnaran9179 3 жыл бұрын
From Kenshi to Outward, he truly is a Sseth follower.
@whoisspencer
@whoisspencer 3 жыл бұрын
I want them to do a video together so bad
@polskiwyrob7650
@polskiwyrob7650 3 жыл бұрын
@@whoisspencer sseth on forehead fables
@scorcher117
@scorcher117 3 жыл бұрын
@@whoisspencer we really need it, I heard him mention sseth in a Tarkov vid way back and I think he said something along the lines of sseth being too high quality for Sam, he liked him too much to make him join him. Back then I didn’t know who Sseth was, now I love his stuff and it would be a dream collab.
@Terashi
@Terashi 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that tracks.
@leepicgamer2284
@leepicgamer2284 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey hey people, Seth here”
@danielcecena15
@danielcecena15 3 жыл бұрын
Tell Bryan to actually use his twitch and KZbin. He’s funny asf
@GeneralSam
@GeneralSam 3 жыл бұрын
hes so fucking lazy man idk if he'll ever make anything
@ChadConnor
@ChadConnor 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralSam Some people just like helping their friends make content more than having a channel of their own. I think Bryan's happy with where he is, to be honest.
@jakobryan2353
@jakobryan2353 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralSam doesn’t bryan have like a job separate from his internet presence?
@newcrew1210
@newcrew1210 3 жыл бұрын
Fr dude he's hilarious! Had me weak when he pulled out that velvet tent 😄
@spudlife-js4wo
@spudlife-js4wo 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakobryan2353 he do
@CAMOHEADSHOT
@CAMOHEADSHOT 3 жыл бұрын
Sam hitting those signature baritone lows again lol. Those babies must be strengthening the hell outta your immune system xD
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca
@theeast7005
@theeast7005 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I HATE!!!
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Shit it’s Axel again. Lo.
@platinumsun4632
@platinumsun4632 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I’m subbing now that you have some videos. 8 years huh.
@jakejutras5420
@jakejutras5420 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku you're a good lad.
@seb9995
@seb9995 3 жыл бұрын
"What can I say! I'd do anything with my friends." Sam said as he was holding down that woman screaming for help in an alley
@CumGang69
@CumGang69 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Bryan always tries to find some way in Gaslighting his Loot Goblin Behavior, as if he doesn't scurry like a rat
@Chirpinabox
@Chirpinabox 3 жыл бұрын
Bryan hates bridges because of all the ones he’s burned.
@cwhip2432
@cwhip2432 3 жыл бұрын
Solid
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere 3 жыл бұрын
Half orc half goblin
@revenantofblood627
@revenantofblood627 3 жыл бұрын
He's just mad he can't burn these
@WheelbarrowTim
@WheelbarrowTim 3 жыл бұрын
"Semen is the glue of friendship" - Bizzle, 2021
@sempriniaftershave9825
@sempriniaftershave9825 3 жыл бұрын
I think "It's a cock ring for my brain" might be the best thing I've heard this year. Good shit Bizzle
@synjhindb9951
@synjhindb9951 3 жыл бұрын
Bizzle is by far the most underrated KZbinr. Pure wholesome and genuinely hilarious
@killdude26
@killdude26 3 жыл бұрын
Next to "Semen is the glue of friendships"
@LovelyLia04
@LovelyLia04 Жыл бұрын
Bro when he pulls that rich boy red tent out on them🤣 all together great video and super funny!
@SomeCanine
@SomeCanine Жыл бұрын
Sam: "Jobe from Moriarty's" Everyone else: "WTF? You mean GOB?"
@Azakadune
@Azakadune 3 жыл бұрын
“3 vs 1? Cmon, easy.” Shows a goddamn armoured beast wielding the tower knight great shield from demon souls…
@guypierson5754
@guypierson5754 3 жыл бұрын
Nah that's a pleb bandit, they respawn on that beach outside Vendevel, the problem is those morons don't have any men between them.
@ThiccNutt
@ThiccNutt 3 жыл бұрын
@@guypierson5754 you can literally hear the dorito crumbs on your keyboard and the mt dew spittle dribbling from your pRoGaYmEr mouth between the lines of that comment LMAO
@guypierson5754
@guypierson5754 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThiccNutt Sweetly ironic comment. There was a time, in the early 90's, I made a lot of money from computer games. That should set my minimum age for you: do you really think adults eat doritos?
@skuyzy198
@skuyzy198 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThiccNutt they are using fishing rods as weapons.
@Azakadune
@Azakadune 3 жыл бұрын
@@guypierson5754 I eat Doritos…
@noise3312
@noise3312 3 жыл бұрын
I paid off my debt without leaving the starting town. I went and picked up random items from the storeroom and around the town, which were worth around 5 to 7 silver on their own, and sold it all for money. I actually had 40 silver to spare once I was done, and I hadn't even talked to the gate guard.
@deadman4222
@deadman4222 Жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@Mecha_Hitler
@Mecha_Hitler 7 ай бұрын
You can just get the voucher on the beach lol
@archeverything
@archeverything 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought about Outward like this. Truly the IRS’s influence is far reaching. I can’t even escape them by immersing myself in video games, for they’re there too now.
@guypierson5754
@guypierson5754 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I think real life is much harder than Outward: in Outward when they stick you with that debt, all you have to do is go into the basement, kill 2 trogs, walk out to the beach exit, give a dude a bandage: Done. No money owed, no house seizure, the game is EXTREMELY easy in coop since it doesn't scale anything to the increased potential of having multiple characters facing the situation: In real life if I tell the IRS I got friends helping me pay up they are just gonna want to fuck those guys over aswell.
@isthisoneunavailable
@isthisoneunavailable 3 жыл бұрын
@@guypierson5754 you can get tax exemption by allying yourself with the right people easily. Look at Janet yellen.
@guypierson5754
@guypierson5754 3 жыл бұрын
@@isthisoneunavailable Fair :D
@douglasnevins1598
@douglasnevins1598 3 жыл бұрын
14:04 "This axe is worth 75 silver" lmao, that giant axe is leterally worth like 750 silver
@Rudipu
@Rudipu 3 жыл бұрын
love the raspy voice narrating the video LOL it sounds like an old Sam remembering the past
@foist101
@foist101 3 жыл бұрын
Abby's boyfriend said Sam would be hotter with a deeper voice.
@wargamingrefugee9065
@wargamingrefugee9065 3 жыл бұрын
Cuter. He said Sam would be cuter.
@theonlydorito1200
@theonlydorito1200 3 жыл бұрын
No more rip fuel ray
@codystanchik2325
@codystanchik2325 3 жыл бұрын
Awe Sam has finally hit puberty. Its nice to see our little boy grow up before our eyes.
@MNPLY-bv4hn
@MNPLY-bv4hn 3 жыл бұрын
Outward is a masterpiece, glad to see more people pick it up.
@hrafn6588
@hrafn6588 3 жыл бұрын
It looked decent but also looks like it’s tiresome to actually set up in
@Blight1
@Blight1 3 жыл бұрын
@@hrafn6588 Tbh, if you have patience for an RPG like Skyrim or Witcher, then Outward is great. Honestly it's a very good game, challenging and rewarding with lots of places/dungeons to explore.
@DraknalTV
@DraknalTV 3 жыл бұрын
It is a very nice game I'll say. Lots of boring running though. You'd think with how big the maps are there should be an equally large amount of mobs to encounter. The world is amazing, but it does have an empty feeling in some places. If you want an easy experience, look up money making guides and then travel to levant and spend a crap ton of silver on the rogue trainer and learn pressure plate traps and the bag roll passive. You will be using up a breakthrough point, but it is worth it if you think the game is at all challenging. Basically easy mode. You can also make insane builds that can one shot some mobs. The greathammer builds are pretty stronk. Magic is super fun too. Anyone who likes rpgs needs to give this a shot for sure.
@uncledoctor6920
@uncledoctor6920 3 жыл бұрын
@@DraknalTV are there mounts?
@Trollensky
@Trollensky 3 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece is a CRAZY stretch, but its good.
@DapperDan181
@DapperDan181 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell Sam has been taking advantage of his knowledge on how to make the crunch wrap supreme.
@boosterprime5757
@boosterprime5757 Жыл бұрын
"None of that is as scary as wage garnishment and property liens" 😆😆😆💀
@stevenhays3062
@stevenhays3062 3 жыл бұрын
Sucks that Sam didn't know he could spend 3 sliver and have his house back 5 minutes after starting the game
@Pandize
@Pandize 3 жыл бұрын
Or that he could go through that tunnel on the side of the hill to the lighthouse, and just complete that cave, and exit to some dude saying "GIVE ME THING. THANKS HERE'S A FAVOUR FOR THE HOUSE."
@Deveerox
@Deveerox 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pandize Thats what hes referring to, I imagine, since a bandage costs 3 silver
@q187k
@q187k 3 жыл бұрын
Then a time glitch occurred - 50Karrot in debt . . . In 2.5 milliseconds
@biohaze6990
@biohaze6990 3 жыл бұрын
if im not mistaken i actually raised the money pretty easily by buying mats and crafting.
@yeetusfeetus5555
@yeetusfeetus5555 3 жыл бұрын
@@biohaze6990 well the shield and weapon that guy dropped are worth at least 60 each but hey i like the narrative
@maxducks2001
@maxducks2001 3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s voice finally transitioned from old millennial to proto-boomer dad.
@DFCwastaken
@DFCwastaken 3 жыл бұрын
Sam became a heavy chain smoker in a very short amount of time
@skywagon2458
@skywagon2458 3 жыл бұрын
I spent several long months playing this game with my bf and getting good at it. When you recommended going to the bandit camp at that level, I fucking screamed
@DylanCar
@DylanCar 3 жыл бұрын
What is the name of this game?
@IronMoose95
@IronMoose95 3 жыл бұрын
@@DylanCar Outward
@originalgreatdouchebag2866
@originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 жыл бұрын
which one Alshawis?
@hcs626
@hcs626 Жыл бұрын
"level"
@riobux3018
@riobux3018 3 жыл бұрын
Sam looks and sounds like he's one moustache away from giving me tips of how to fix my car on the side of a busy motorway while the towtruck comes to pick it up.
@bearjam5372
@bearjam5372 3 жыл бұрын
The NCR will remember that title Sam.
@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 3 жыл бұрын
*For your overwhelmingly monstrous behaviour, you have become vilified by the NCR*
@logandenton6467
@logandenton6467 3 жыл бұрын
"You have two days to *PAY* your *TAXES* or *Die"*
@MrCaretucker
@MrCaretucker 3 жыл бұрын
I love hearing the difference between Sam’s regular voice, and Sam’s sick voice.
@alexjones4679
@alexjones4679 3 жыл бұрын
Good to see you've followed the progression of every good father - first, you start with drinking ever increasing amounts of vodka starting just after breakfast. Now, second is smoking upwards of 5 packs per day - more if you're looking after the children.
@befer
@befer 3 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like he drinks whisky instead of water and breathes through cigarettes, but looks like he's gonna fix your computer when you call the IT department
@jackf1830
@jackf1830 2 жыл бұрын
The way Sam says “jobe” instead of Gob…it’s just beautiful.
@masonnasty8596
@masonnasty8596 Жыл бұрын
Thought dude was saying Joe, like he either completely botched the name or I'm unaware of some inside joke
@Miductions
@Miductions 3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s boomer phase is developing nicely.
@TastyTacoN1nja
@TastyTacoN1nja 3 жыл бұрын
sam sounds like hes gonna call me a smoothskin
@FilthyCheeseCake22459
@FilthyCheeseCake22459 3 жыл бұрын
Calling Gob, Jobe 🥺 sad day for ghoul kind
@bdubbya4200
@bdubbya4200 3 жыл бұрын
I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I actually was like, "Who the fuck is Jobe.."
@kickasspeanuts
@kickasspeanuts 2 жыл бұрын
'Woah, am I lookin in a mirror or are you just that ugly?'
@accursedchicken7001
@accursedchicken7001 6 ай бұрын
This is my favorite General Sam video and idk why it just is
@IrateWizrd
@IrateWizrd 3 жыл бұрын
This voice is the logical progression of Sam's wheeze
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 3 жыл бұрын
Good lord, once again Sam sounds like he's been living off of Pall Malls and domestic-violence-juice
@hydrokinesis9748
@hydrokinesis9748 3 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH. This shitty game is one of my favorites, and aside from Seth Scneanschecfkskc, I hadn't seen anyone else cover it.
@anthonyparedes7423
@anthonyparedes7423 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, how can I get a 3 man team? I thought it was only duos
@hydrokinesis9748
@hydrokinesis9748 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyparedes7423 Theres a mod for it, which I think is what they probably used.
@caveteethjoe
@caveteethjoe 3 жыл бұрын
There's a guy named Comforts of the burrow that plays it, I like his videos
@wisewizard9552
@wisewizard9552 3 жыл бұрын
It's not fucking shitty in the slightest. All the mechanics are polished.
@Epiclyspeaking
@Epiclyspeaking 3 жыл бұрын
Sseth enjoyers: "Hey I've seen this one before it's a classic."
@ZeWhiteRabbit8
@ZeWhiteRabbit8 3 жыл бұрын
what do you mean you've seen it? it's brand new
@Trollensky
@Trollensky 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZeWhiteRabbit8 ....
@lewisgibbens9918
@lewisgibbens9918 3 жыл бұрын
The voice in combination with talking about the IRS breathing down your neck is a based duo
@gareth1330
@gareth1330 2 жыл бұрын
Paying off the lighthouse: 150$ A luxury tent: 200$ Lmfao Bryan
@Jtoob-z5n
@Jtoob-z5n 3 жыл бұрын
What did he call Gob? Joeb? Love this game though
@CryoSignal
@CryoSignal 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@cstinybaby
@cstinybaby 3 жыл бұрын
like wtf? why would it be jobe? i was so confused because i’ve played FO3 dozens of times and couldn’t remember a “jobe” anywhere until i realized he meant gob.
@childrenssoup
@childrenssoup 3 жыл бұрын
It's like Gob from Mitchell Hurwitz's 2003 hit television sitcom "Arrested Development"
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw that character design and read the title, I suspected it would be Outward. Thanks for giving this game a look, Sam. Greetings from the Merchant's Guild.
@caseyfoster5505
@caseyfoster5505 3 жыл бұрын
The tent scene had me dying hahah
@bud6961
@bud6961 3 жыл бұрын
That luxury tent had me busting a gut.
@austinkious3940
@austinkious3940 3 жыл бұрын
I've been playing the shit out of Outward for a while now. The game is actually pretty good. The best game to adventure with the homies. It a bit rough around the edges, but is honestly a solid open world RPG. Lots of re-playability, hard as fuck but rewarding, excellent co-op.
@originalgreatdouchebag2866
@originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 жыл бұрын
its not that hard lol
@austinkious3940
@austinkious3940 2 жыл бұрын
@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 Now that I'm much more experienced with the game I'd be inclined to agree. It is still harder than most modern games but in a lot of ways, the game is pretty forgiving.
@originalgreatdouchebag2866
@originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 жыл бұрын
@@austinkious3940 true
@luisfuentes3846
@luisfuentes3846 2 жыл бұрын
@@austinkious3940 old thread but the open world has its charm too. You have to constantly interact with it to get basic supplies to travel, and I thinks that’s overlooked compared to most open world games. That and minimal map markers to encourage navigation, that’s also pretty good.
@austinkious3940
@austinkious3940 2 жыл бұрын
@@luisfuentes3846 Yea Outward is still one of my favorite RPGs. I still go back to it from time to time when I get burned out on Elden Ring.
@itsmi9352
@itsmi9352 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, this game really makes you appreciate the 3rd ammendment.
@brokentrashcan2836
@brokentrashcan2836 3 жыл бұрын
When Sam gets sick he should record some funny lines as a cliche badass character and say horrible things possibly directed at Aqua
@Barquevious_Jackson
@Barquevious_Jackson 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a message I can get behind!
@thebrewster
@thebrewster 3 жыл бұрын
You are genuinely my favorite KZbinr. Not my favorite channel, but favorite KZbinr. Neebs gaming is my favorite channel.
@Murasame13
@Murasame13 3 жыл бұрын
"Wanna go to bandit camp?" >bottom left: Day 15 LMAO
@kotan2185
@kotan2185 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Sam's forehead to hair ratio is on the tipping point.
@IWant2Perish
@IWant2Perish 3 жыл бұрын
This game is actually a fantastic rpg experience. Once you get past the clunky combat you've got a good game ahead of you. I've personally beat the game multiple times and did multiple side quests and I've enjoyed each of my playthroughs.
@404-d7b
@404-d7b 3 жыл бұрын
Sam sounds like a grizzled criminal discussing how him and his cronies are gonna make it big with their one last score
@mattmcdonald8348
@mattmcdonald8348 2 жыл бұрын
“semen is the glue of friendship”🤣🤣 shit got me rolling🤣🤣
@JoseCalderon-zn1ws
@JoseCalderon-zn1ws 5 ай бұрын
Bruh, I have being playing this game for years, it was painful to see Sam getting folded by a bandit
@dknf4036
@dknf4036 3 жыл бұрын
Bizzle and Sam together always makes me laugh so hard
@oakenmind
@oakenmind 3 жыл бұрын
Sam and Bizzle have always been the best content on this channel, Sam and Bizzle or just Sam.
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 3 жыл бұрын
Sam: *goes to Jewish territory Also Sam:*immediately makes a fire
@jahsamufari
@jahsamufari 3 жыл бұрын
Sam's music always dope AF, love the breakbeats.
@The_Gallowglass
@The_Gallowglass 3 жыл бұрын
Dark Helmet: How many assholes does it take to kill a god damn chocobo. Sam and Co: YO!
@FlamingAtheist
@FlamingAtheist 3 жыл бұрын
Outward is a fantastic game that is overlooked. It has just the right amount of cool stuff without being too complicated and is a genuine challenge and great to play with friends and get into shenanagains. Some things could be improved sure, but for the most part its a fantastic game.
@mrlbow
@mrlbow 3 жыл бұрын
While there's maybe still time, can you upload a quick "Hell yeah, Brother" with that voice?
@Pemshibro
@Pemshibro 3 жыл бұрын
legitimately started playing this a couple of days ago with two of my friends, never before have I related to a video more
@swinkerswonker2745
@swinkerswonker2745 3 жыл бұрын
Beep
@swinkerswonker2745
@swinkerswonker2745 3 жыл бұрын
Beep.
@Pemshibro
@Pemshibro 3 жыл бұрын
@@swinkerswonker2745 ...! Beep!
@sir-jams-a-lot9645
@sir-jams-a-lot9645 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I'm starting to think Sam's genetics have something to do with this fear of losing money to taxes
@sage9255
@sage9255 3 жыл бұрын
this looks like some human odyssey of discovery gone horribly wrong. The discovery of murderous chickens, discovering traps, the trial and error of walking through "rancid water", wholesome banter, the difference in between low and high class. very nice.
@lucas9751
@lucas9751 Жыл бұрын
There's a guy on the beach that pays your debt if you give him a bandage lmao
@lykthewarlock
@lykthewarlock 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I've played outward for a few months now and waited for Sam to play it. Thank you Grandmaster Samuel the Third ❤️
@tyinplop6356
@tyinplop6356 3 жыл бұрын
Sam is slowly transforming into the old distant old man character he’s always playing
@bulkmagician4996
@bulkmagician4996 3 жыл бұрын
Hes starting to look like a dad he definitely has the body now the voice
@flipeecupsstuff7632
@flipeecupsstuff7632 3 жыл бұрын
You when you're playing an open world rpg and you get constantly approached by Cannon fodder bandits? In this game, you were those bandits.
@BR500
@BR500 3 жыл бұрын
Bryan: "If I buy a bag, will I be with the cool kids again" 15:34 😂
@sling6896
@sling6896 3 жыл бұрын
Sam gets closer to becoming Alex Jones everyday now
@isthisoneunavailable
@isthisoneunavailable 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, you found this gem. You can become somewhat op without leaving the main city. Alchemy.
@meganobgutzkraka2398
@meganobgutzkraka2398 3 жыл бұрын
nah not anymore, they nerfed our alchemy cheese with the patch that came with The Three Brothers DLC, and yes it affects those that DONT have the dlc as well. fun note, the mantis' and blue sand are still nice money, just switch buying thick oil from the merchants to linen cloths, grab all the crabeye and seaweed and make poison and ice rags. thats how we farm now.
@coleandhisvideos
@coleandhisvideos 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine going homeless because you didn't give that one guy bandages for two dollars
@JohnDoe-tx8eu
@JohnDoe-tx8eu 3 жыл бұрын
7:50 Wizards with Guns shout out but you didn't know you did it, an underrated channel for sure.
@oletorvik5524
@oletorvik5524 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah "Confusion? I've been confused my whole life"🤣 golden
@ShopeeMarketteam
@ShopeeMarketteam 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll see you guys next time" Hell yeah "For another Tarkov video" Hell no
@TheAratine
@TheAratine 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I like Sam's voice better when he's sick, he sounds like a ghoul.
@oakenmind
@oakenmind 3 жыл бұрын
Whaddya want, Smoothskin?
@Ataraxia95
@Ataraxia95 3 жыл бұрын
I kind of want to see Sam play some horror games.
@theclimbto1
@theclimbto1 Жыл бұрын
"My tent is made of Poors." Made BY Poors? "Made OF Poors."
@jw1548
@jw1548 4 ай бұрын
most of what general sam and society take for granted is paid for by taxes.
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