Finance Bros need to be stopped 💵🥃

[@lyserggic]

The $120 in the safe 😭

[@aphroditeii3461]

$180

[@ChantelJordan-fm7kx]

160. The last one was counted twice.

[@riioas5543]

@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxeither way lmao same shit

[@bobfitz7886]

160 and it's counterfeit

[@ChantelJordan-fm7kx]

@riioas5543 but its Canadian money so that's like $ 40 dollars American.

[@baby_brii42069]

BOYFRIEND of TEN YEARS 😭😭 So cold, so accurate

[@LaciRae]

i get it now. i was thinking that just meant he really loved her, to stay with her for so long.

[@manderly109]

Needs to dump him 😂

[@parsnipproductions8875]

The ring is too expensive 😂

[@steveh5307]

It makes perfect sense. He has everything to lose and she has everything to gain by marrying. The man is smart. That's how he got so successful.

[@innos3ntCrim3]

@@steveh5307 But stupid with his heart. Bro can’t commit.

[@justinmcdaniel5722]

"I don't want a repeat of what happens every single time we go out" 😂😂😂 I'm so done 😅

[@laurenflake9328]

“So I need YOU to handle your alcohol” 😂

[@frostie67]

Babe RUN ...... THIS THING IS USECURE,BOSSSY,AS. 0H 😂😅😁😅

[@ileanad6183]

Left the safe open...now's your chance, girl!

[@dosplatosfoo]

"I dont think we can afford....to not make anymore money"😂💯

[@dangerszewski9816]

that line legit sounded like something out of either American Psycho ("Does anyone else think we are not making enough money?" is a line in the book) or from the movie Wall Street (source of the famous "greed is good" speech)

[@JoyKAnthony]

Mans not wrong he lives in Canada

[@stamigna1209]

That’s why I go to work each day 😭

[@jdspublic]

Holy fuck that accuracy. When you hide the PIN, bro 👏🏼

[@phatmonk]

I knew something was off, didn’t sound so Wall Street f boy until I saw the Canadian dollars made sense 😂

[@DHT2023]

lol We can always sense these things .

[@rulinghabs]

Hockey helmet gave it away.

[@ajx2956]

Yea

[@JonathanVachon777]

Yup i saw that too 😂

[@XanderFields]

​@satbobsmith7261 so it's official Canadian money is play money

[@glumreaper8885]

"Don't wear the heels" lines only short kings can catch. Don't worry bro we got you ❤️

[@miamitten1123]

It’s a baby shower. He wants her to look classy not a ‘hired girl’ for the evening.

[@onehandonglizzy]

😭

[@onehandonglizzy]

@@miamitten1123shut up you bot bitch it’s funnier this way

[@Anonimoms99]

fridge contents were a hilarious touch 🤣🤣

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

😂 glad you noticed

[@Krissycatt]

@@AustenAlexanderTVI noticed too but don’t know the significance. Could you explain. The skit is already so funny I’d like in on that detail please.

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

@@Krissycatt basically it’s just leaning into who this guy is as a visual. Clearly eats out allt

[@darksaga80]

The timing of the dialogue complaint about not handling the booze with a fridge full of Gatorade was impeccable my man. 😂🤣😂

[@jenc2513]

I thought the electrolytes were to replenish what the adderall removes from the body

[@him050]

Nothing’s funnier than a guy whipping out a stack of cash like he’s Jordan Belfort when it equates to no more than £200.00 😂.

[@xxy8198]

A $130,000 bottle of alcohol for a baby shower 😂

[@mamascookin]

Gotta get that big promotion you know 😅

[@ecobeastboyz1986]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler]

with 500$ in cash with the card lol

[@qayyazlyfelessons111]

This😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂

[@morrisahj]

I didn’t know dad got gifts for the shower too 😂😂

[@austiny.5676]

Let’s see Paul Allens fridge

[@Kellie_55]

You're hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JukeboxJack777]

Very nice, impressive

[@dominicgallagher8930]

Fantastic

[@jamesbond3391]

Are you okay? You're sweating

[@Scoutie1991]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was thinking of this

[@sjia5568]

The look going in for the security code was priceless 😂😂😂

[@roger8772]

if only his girlfriend watched lockpicking lawyer. you can probably open that thing with a magnet haha

[@Shlerp302]

i love how passionate he is, he even replies to some comments and seems like he puts his heart and soul into theese. Cant wait for a movie starring him

[@greenlamp9219]

‘Don’t wear the heels’ even after everything bro is still insecure about his height 😂

[@nightraven2975]

Possibly. But them heels are damn comfortable too.

[@appollo1826]

@@nightraven2975 Women would say they are comfortable but by the end of the night she want the man to carry them while she walking on bare footed. So much so for comfort. Now her back stopped hurting that she was complaining about when she was wearing the heels. SOOOO Comfortable.

[@Happymind-happyworld.]

​@@appollo1826 it's her body and if you don't want to hold them, don't

[@theformalmooshroom9147]

​@@appollo1826probably a typo. But OP hit the nail on the head with the insecurity.

[@satan4518]

@@appollo1826Woah calm down there shortie lol

[@Adam_Bosscoe]

The way he points with his thumb & pinky asking if she locked in those options 😂

[@doglover427]

And then switches it 😂

[@danf16dcc38]

What patrick bateman would look like if he got married. 😂

[@ThePerpetualStudent]

Exactly!!! Brilliant!!!

[@titaneousonfray1886]

Canadian psycho

[@Nutterbutter123]

Lol and Canadian (I think he had Canadian currency from the safe but I’m not a currencyologist)

[@omarjabar173]

Spot on

[@mpad4497]

But the punchline in the skit is that they’re not married

[@Aruesx]

This man has not yet mastered the Dupont Approach.

[@TarrestrialTraveler]

Ngl I thought this was a scene out of a movie at first. Great acting and camerawork 👏

[@BabakHamedani]

I didn't think someone would beat me to this comment.

[@TheFreekill17]

You must be watching some bad quality movies that can only afford scripts for 1 actor

[@incemomnia]

​@@TheFreekill17have you seen Netflix lately?

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

@@BabakHamedani wow you are really dumb

[@smohan123]

Yo the camerawork was legit good

[@eddburdett]

Not trusting his gf with the entire code was a nice touch

[@sumirunihon]

First time seeing a small channel in my reel that makes actually good underrated shorts. Subbed.

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

Huge buddy. Promise more to come 👊🏻

[@MZ-yz6wt]

Same reaction here. Saw it and subbed immediately. Going long on this one

[@MZ-yz6wt]

Same reaction here. Saw it and subbed immediately. Going long on this one

[@nickalvarez3635]

​@@AustenAlexanderTVas a real life finance bro, this is too accurate

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

@@nickalvarez3635 😂 perfect

[@hugenugs1779]

The Quick Look before he typed the last 2 digits of the safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I do the SAME thing

[@joshualewis2480]

I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[@fightingirishmckay]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheStine07]

Why do I hate and love him at the same time?? 😂😂😂

[@drewtaylor7]

Dude, this is liquid gold. Top 3 KZbin shorts right now.

[@trainingsavedmylife]

There is nothing liquid about it

[@basilciccone1679]

Comedy is clearly subjective

[@Mrwizfoz]

... Why.. ?

[@froyocrew]

are you a bot?

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

Thanks homie 👊🏻 appreciate the support

[@alyssaleonovicz7643]

You are just. A little too good at the finance bros ones 😂😂😂😂 those are def my fav

[@linalicious415]

He just imitated my step dad dead on. Growing up we had the safe and $$$$$ was always the topic including investments & stuff i still am confused by but we were spoiled but he watched every penny secretly but obviously if that makes sense 😂

[@trevorl860]

So less secretly, but morso silently. He didn't say it directly but he showed he was aware of it

[@luxuryvagrant6496]

I understand what you are saying but it feels like I am reading a 100% airhead.

[@Sleazy-Skuzzy]

Smart man tho. If you aren't investing, at best your money sitting in RSPs and TFSA's is barely keeping up with inflation. You might as well be taking money and lighting it on fire if you aren't financially literate. It's a big part of the reason why so many people can't retire.

[@theformalmooshroom9147]

​@@Sleazy-SkuzzyNah, that's just what rich people want to tell you. You think the average person who retired in the 70s, 80s or 90s was investing their money outside of having a pension 😂. That's people born roughly anywhere from 1905 to 1940. Perhaps if you're old money maybe but the average worker absolutely not, not in any meaningful capacity.

[@Sleazy-Skuzzy]

​@@theformalmooshroom9147 "This is what the rich people want to tell you" is some insane copium. I'm 32 with $40,000 (CAD) income in just returns on TFSA, RSP deferrals, and investments: that's another entire persons income in passive revenue that I get to play with. If I really wanted to, I could probably slash my expenditures, rent a single room apartment and live pretty comfortably already without having to work. People need to learn to invest in themselves instead of just buying every creature comfort that comes along. Financial literacy goes a long way. Like I said unless your money is working, even something as simple as a tfsa barely keeps astride inflation, at which point yes you might as well be taking some out and burning it every day. People in the 70's, 80's, and 90's didn't need to invest to retire (RSPs is an investment and most people don't just rely on their pension from work), in a much stronger economy where money went a lot further. You probably don't need to now if you're smart with your money but the question becomes "why not", I want to retire when I'm 50, not when I'm 65.

[@Wigglzzz]

I've never seen such an exaggeration of self worth. Good bless this man. Lol

[@robluxipiech4033]

The hockey helmet lol jus to make sure we knew he was a canadian bro

[@jakoza_4956]

But why Ontario Reign?

[@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler]

and Labatt Blue in the fridge

[@ralBurebsuos]

$500 in the card with a $100k bottle💀💀

[@Sami_Reddy]

His collar is really getting to me 😅

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

Trust me I debated putting the whole video out

[@Sami_Reddy]

@@AustenAlexanderTV understandable tbh

[@trentrushmusic]

@@AustenAlexanderTVit actually really adds to the character lol. gives me new money vibes like he watched a bunch of corny teachingmensfashion videos and that’s all he’s ever learned about menswear lol. well done man. super funny.

[@uniquechannelnames]

Haha yeah it's poppin out of his jacket in the back left?

[@ruddy4653]

This guy makes gold content!

[@anthonyvallad9553]

Only drinks in the fridge is alpha male moment

[@davidsonnow]

This dude gets it DONE

[@dominusgrey]

You're a natural actor. Keep it up

[@SherKhan0122]

He’s probably a trained actor too lol

[@HadleySlater]

"We are just going to a baby shower. So, I need you to be able to handle your alcohol." I'm dead. 😂

[@cap532]

watch as the finance bro is the one that gets completely black out drunk at the baby shower

[@jordanbloomfield]

Pulls a bunch of Canadian $20’s out of the vault 😂

[@jaxonharbour1916]

The most valuable thing in this video was the Dyson Vacuum on the wall in the back

[@liamgordaneer5169]

Don’t wear the heels had me fuckin dead

[@mikeypotter5218]

$500? You 'finance bro' may come to any party of mine, just don't forget the card 😂😂🤣🤣

[@contrariangrin]

Dyson v15 detect and Taylor-made Stealth driver. Great subtle touches

[@trymem8]

You had me at SolarEdge ! 😂

[@justinvillarreal9738]

In case anyone is wondering that bottle he said don't drop is a smooth 170 thousand (quick googles)

[@rockstarr8786]

He will be in movies/making movies in no time. I can't believe how talented this guy is!

[@katrinashostakovich3607]

Don't wear the heels 🤣 my "short" king ❤

[@miamitten1123]

It’s a baby shower. He wants her to look classy not a ‘hired girl’ for the evening.

[@ZenzeraBellaAnna]

Me, working at an investment bank with finance bros: …Are those Canadian dollars? No wonder he sounded too nice 😂

[@sunifernando6307]

This is legit one of the funniest skits I've seen in a while - bravo 👏

[@nerdfornature]

This is so funny! Looking back whilst covering the safe took me out.

[@luxxlace6678]

The fridge full of Gatorade zero’s lined up took me out 😭

[@shannonly23]

The Gatorade zeros lined up on the top shelf of the fridge.😂😂😂😂

[@Spacelady0]

Handle your alcohol has me cracking up lol

[@nonder92]

Lmao I’m just seeing Canadian money for the first time and I’ve been to Canada 4 times 😂😂

[@regtalkswealth]

I'm enjoying these finance bros videos 😂

[@jamesdawny1855]

Ahahaha the typing of the code and then casually looking back and making sure she couldn't see it is hilarious

[@CLARKCLOUT]

Uber black never fails.

[@kevinhall3797]

Hilarious 😂😂😂…. Protect the safe combo for sure!!!

[@rileyadams3382]

Buddy whips out $180 like it's something XD

[@bgee461]

Hey, hey... HEY!!! That's a tank of gas for some of us 😅

[@ilynas10]

He counts the money like he has never handled money tho 😭

[@Miguel71jablonski]

Whiskey in the fridge 😄

[@IBQ1]

$160 CAD in the safe is criminal

[@maddielee1109]

WHHEEEEWWWW. had to take a breath w my hand over my heart...... girls i'm so sorry

[@ahsllc9416]

I almost put on the red dress and started heading for the door

[@Sarahsmydog]

Solar edge drop is hilarious for anyone that knows the discord gurus

[@lccp690]

The safe code tho 😂😅

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

Love the hockey gear and Canadian money.

[@valreck2986]

Plot twist … there’s no one in the room

[@JoaninFlorida]

Somebody is moving that camera.

[@theformalmooshroom9147]

​@@JoaninFloridaa robot.

[@matthewnighbert2661]

Hahahaha Patrick Bateman. ❤❤❤ all that needs is next we are stopping for some coke 😂😂😂

[@cocobrochu570]

I felt a chill down my spine when he counted the money, iiiiick

[@kimberlykusiak2526]

Same

[@mikei9986]

It’s funny because that’s exactly What I have in my fridge lol love my whisky to

[@MangoMonster34]

*Leaves the empty cup on the counter instead of putting it in the sink a foot to the left… 😅

[@nicholev]

Not the click of the tongue it’s so accurate

[@CSBastianyGaumnitz]

I like you style. Instant sub.😂

[@AustenAlexanderTV]

Huge buddy 👊🏻😂

[@JackProvolone]

Being in solar and disliking SolarEdge as a vendor, that line was hilarious

[@charleswilson4526]

I was waiting for him to say “did you make the reservation for D’orsia?”

[@kasonf2176]

Loving the videos dude. It’s called creativity mfs. Everyone trying to put their face on a news story like we care about the change in their facial reactions 😂

[@daweller]

Gotta love the level of trust as he shields the last 2 digits of the safe from his gf/wife

[@jennalewis7113]

“Don’t wear the heels” is an underrated line!!

[@loredanabertoli8957]

The funniest thing is that he's drinking amaro montenegro

[@steelbluesleepR]

What am I missing, is that a stereotype or something? I love Montenegro, but because a bartender friend turned me into it.

[@Chax69]

should be drinking it on the rocks tbh

[@nathaninkman8923]

I scrolled so far for this comment

[@MrAbuskeleke]

I was waiting for someone to notice this. Love the stuff, but it's not normally what you take a shot of before leaving the house!

[@Nongwadla]

This guy is on fire man 😂

[@laptv2144]

Martin Philip was so funny. He was the best of the night by far

[@brittanyparistx]

I peeped that Superman water bottle 🤣🤣 I really hate this guy so I keep watching.

[@alphawhiskey2922]

The "don't wear the heels" at the end speaks volumes 😂

[@Tjr651]

The Reign helmet is elite

[@jdprettynails]

The hiding of the password to the safe! I’m dying!

[@GoingGoneGalt]

Finance bro has a $30 walmart cabinet, a $50 sentry "safe", and a $60 inkjet printer. Uh-huh.

[@susaniagallo2049]

Reminds me of Bruce Willis in Moonlighting....real slick!!!😂❤

[@dwel975]

Reminds me of Nicolas Cage in The Family Man

[@CollieNike3]

Spot on.

[@workoutmom2b1g]

I love that movie! thanks for the reminder.

[@pamelajohnson7813]

YES! I just watched it 2 days ago, love that movie. My husband used to wear English Leather.🥰

[@0FruitySnacks0]

everything has to be immaculate, even the placement on those perfectly aligned gatorade bottles! xD

[@michaelcallaway7962]

The SEDG bit dropping 20% is criminally underrated

[@andrewfuoss5117]

You drink the same beer as I do. Labatt Blue. Lol

[@JessDaley-m6e]

😂i dont think we can afford to not make any more money😂😂😂 fuc that is 🥇 gold!

[@chancimoore4865]

QuickMass protein with the Superman shaker, hockey helmet, and a Stealth driver? Top tier, my friend! 😂 Subbed!

[@chrisdubs121]

The Labatt blue in the fridge broke the bit

[@paf2587]

The hockey gear is SENDING ME!!!😂😂

[@californiacoast7021]

Sounds like he communicates directly so there is no confusion

[@erincoatney5151]

This is such a guy space the fridge contents the closet the counter. Love it so good !

[@heavenlyfavor6723]

This is fire 🎉🔥

[@JaySpoonn]

He took me out when he covered the safe punching in the last part of the pin 🤣😂😂🤣

[@maytay_woo]

Ew ew ew ew ew hahaha the skit was so spot on, deadass.

[@teakanji9864]

Stealth driver in the back was a nice touch haha