Finding Love On Grindr w/ Chris Distefano | First Date with Lauren Compton

[@jakesmall3454]

The only podcast episode Chrissy has done that Jazz has watched every single second of

[@TheIronpusher]

Hi Jazz!!

[@jakesmall3454]

@@TheIronpusher bitch, this is Titi Jerry!!

[@nataziaaa]

Jazz is fine af I’m sure she is good and probably likes her

[@mntwinsfan1988]

😅

[@slmott399]

Jazz probably got the raw footage for this one.

[@kalawiw]

Theo Von, Bobby Lee request button

[@kevinkelly_jr]

I second and third this

[@sebastianuchtdorf]

Also want Chris Delia, Bryan Callen, Sam tripoli,

[@PearlDrumsHead]

@@sebastianuchtdorfyeaaaa maybe Tripoli but I’d give up on that dream bud. Dynamic duo ain’t gonna be near the sweater pups of the century

[@17valley]

Tripoli for sure dude.

[@FiveLeefClovr]

bobby lee has never been funny in his entire life. theo von tho…. ;)))

[@stoneguy223]

She covered up because of "Jazz"...that girl don't play .😂😂

[@greasemonkey060]

That’s a cat fight I’d pay to see

[@kuza3318]

Probably because she knows he's gay, and they would have no effect.

[@slimthickens3981]

"Vinny"

[@Sonofgrievous]

She should cover up her balls for Chrissy

[@GymAndSun]

lol came here to say these thoughts exactly 😅

[@illuminahde]

"I like girls." - Chrissy D. 2024

[@AndrewCraigDesign]

the delivery of that had a real "I like turtles" energy

[@kawaiiafangirl]

He said that w/ his fingers crossed and winked at the camera. We just didn't see it.

[@mq6389]

I thought Chrissy was going to Vancouver Bc to go on a pee drinking and ball cupping retreat 😂

[@illuminahde]

@@mq6389 Like a true Spartan warrior

[@hazbaska1]

Also will be on his tombstone

[@bubbagump9662]

“Can you simplify that advice for a kindergartener?” “Free Palestine” 🤣🤣🤣

[@democratliberal833]

Fake country. Fake people.

[@Mr1boricua]

All covered up. She don't want that Jazz smoke!🤣🤣🤣

[@ohoward512]

I just picture Chris' wife Jasmine standing there with her arms crossed staring at Chris, waiting for the conversation w Lauren to take an inappropriate turn so she can turn into the spicy Puerto Rican-Italian that Chris always likes to remind the audience of before referencing her.

[@mattgoodell7015]

I mean... she did once throw a jelly donut at his head on air so.... you're prolly close

[@shoedil812]

Bet she throws tamales at his head.

[@SusieQZee]

@@shoedil812she’s not Mexican.

[@shoedil812]

@@SusieQZee So.... She can"t make tamales and throw them?

[@DevinG615]

Yall are too deep in other people's lives

[@dotsongray]

Chris is a loose cannon and it’s why we love him😂🤣

[@Last_Chance.]

Not all that loose on this one

[@hushberger]

This is the most I’ve heard Lauren laugh. Chris killed it. Always good to hear her laugh lol

[@richbanks911]

Normand or Harland

[@tad6281]

His mannerisms are hilarious man. You can see the comedian in him. Whenever she would laugh at him his facial expression immediately changed and he’d laugh too. Likes to see people laugh. Pretty cool.

[@thatguy7961]

I love how she called him out on repeating her questions. Chrissy loves to repeat questions. 😂

[@handsinknead77]

It's a way he processes the question/statement/topic

[@morontv1401]

Naaaah it's an Italian thing

[@rams812]

​@@morontv1401 it's still a way to process.

[@NickKeogh77]

Chrissy is so anxious 😭

[@norab7432]

Trying very hard to not be too flirtatious 😂

[@DerpDerpityDerp]

Hi Jazz

[@augusts1]

Yup, that's Chrissy D for ya!

[@pan89thersfan]

Repeating questions before you answer not only gives you a chance to consider your answer, but it also confirms that the person understands the questions. What a weird thing to latch onto.

[@Willthethrill19]

That Mrs. Rachel conversation has me cracking up lmfaooooo

[@dejanlazickd]

04:10 I have autism. You do? Yeshlj 😂😂😂😂

[@des.patates.tabarnak]

I was wheezing in the office when he said that! 🤣

[@adantorres4525]

That was crazyyyy

[@christopherallen11235]

Haha knew all the comments would be about Jazz 😂

[@Osama_2307]

Shes definitley not torturing him with her Bahoobies this time 😂

[@TCt83067695]

This time? What happened last time?

[@pxm18]

Nutella…that’s my N word 😂😂

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Can anyone else explain the prison with a toilet roll up her p*say joke? Haha

[@mattbaker3348]

This was one of the best episodes, Lauren and Chrissy Chaos got good chemistry,, no disrepect to Jazz.

[@MuzikJunKee93]

Why does it feel like there was a gun pointed at Chris the entire episode … lol

[@nahhwe1141]

Jazz behind the camera waiting for him to slip up 😂

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 9:55 "do u have any fetishes?" ......."Not really no, well...... chubby Indian women" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chrissy has already made Lauren laugh harder than anyone else recently except Harland, and we're only 10mins in!! No heavies means = no chaos and Chris is in full focus mode lol

[@hiphopfaerie]

@4:03 Lauren: "and you don't have to repeat every single question after me." SLAY, gurrrrrl!!! ❤❤❤

[@deltablaze77]

Chris can't pretend to be gay on this show lol

[@jimjohnson8999]

Pretend?

[@Mr.RueBean]

@@jimjohnson8999 I think he's just gay. Correct me if I'm wrong but he said he likes men with boobs.

[@JakeMarriott]

Chris has been straight studying Harlan Williams. 🤣🤣🤣

[@cindyo6298]

Night classes at DeVry

[@rkdrama2443]

Chris has always been like this...but now that harland appeared back on everyone's radars, I can see where you are getting it from

[@alwayzchillin0714]

Chrissy, blink twice if you need help.😳😆

[@Last_Chance.]

Hey jazz

[@theinventorofawesom1]

Chrissy is gonna get himself in trouble

[@JimmyStewaaart]

Exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail

[@accelerate08]

I think that's why she's wearing the burka in this one

[@travisrutters4198]

Jazz will be watching this like a hawk!! Chrissy is definitely in trouble Lol

[@BridgettaStoned]

Jazzy on the beat hoe 🎉

[@0remor]

@@accelerate08lol omg

[@ineverletup5316]

bro he is so on point about what goes through my head when I'm in that situation with a girl in the beginning. I clapped lol he is great at putting feelings into words

[@EweAreAllSheep]

"chocolate or aliens?" LOL

[@alexchavez217]

Aliens

[@PlatitudeProblem]

13:17 I'm laughing so hard my coworkers thought I was sobbing.

[@onemanriot100]

Time for some Chaos.

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

Lauren and Chris got some crazy chemistry. Jazzy is gonna get pissed .

[@surgeongeneral1354]

I wonder if he called ahead and asked her to cover up the hounds. This is the first time I’ve ever seen her covered this much. Chris knew that he would be murdered if he got caught staring at them.

[@norab7432]

He very well could have. I remember one other episode she covered up like this but I can’t remember who the guest was.

[@CountGremlin]

I think Jazz just gave our lovely host the thousand yard stare 😂

[@pb6270]

Her ad reads are my favorite part of every show

[@jacquelinelabovitz4613]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!! YES!!!

[@hamm0155]

“That’s why I have the best triceps!!” This is one of the best episodes!

[@CaptainMaakasu]

Love Chris! One of the funniest comics

[@gmartin167]

The man has rizz. Lauren was feelin' it!

[@maceroee]

The story Chris tells about Jazzy is so sweet.

[@jason-michaelf.2343]

I applaud him for telling her straight up that he has autism. He gets more respect by informing people of his issue.

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

but was it a joke? I feel like it was a joke. If he has it I might have a type, because Rick Glassman actually does have it, so if Chris also has it then... because I like how he just says stuff and he seems pretty sweet, also he looks good, not really my typical type looks wise because he kind of looks like a jock, but he has a quirky vibe so it works out.

[@joeyterhune793]

I just want to give Chris a hug

[@ThexBullittz]

Best ep yet

[@Romes007]

Underrated podz. Great show 👍

[@samanthaorick2280]

I know matteo lane is a gay man but I still think it would be fun seeing him go on a "date" with lauren.

[@jadedowdy91]

Chrissy is the best! 😍😍 love this episode

[@staieraphael8403]

This man is comedic genius and I’m really just now learning to appreciate that

[@jacobdaniel8239]

"I have autism." "You do?!" "yEsh 🥴"

[@Rizzbulla]

It should be against KZbin policies to hide the heavies. You know the guest who get the full coverage are pissed like Chris and Harland lol.

[@PhatAthlete]

The Churchill quote at the end was actually wholesome

[@Xer0m3ga]

I love this show. One of the people is always guaranteed to be hilarious.

[@mrozinio69]

Trying to be smart and saying that Virginia Wolf was alive in 1700 is funniest part of that episode

[@KidRioWinsAgain]

Chris Distefano you’re a legend haha I was dying at each and every answer he gave

[@H3H3HEE]

Chrissy truly brings joy to everything he does 🥹

[@ScorpionP2C]

go away

[@H3H3HEE]

@@ScorpionP2C oh you’re a fan 😘

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Wow what a slap in the face to cover the twins up for Chrissy D. He deserves better. We all do.

[@TitansFan1988]

First time actually watching the ads in one of her pods.

[@Bren3669]

Did lauren just say “mix matched” instead of “Mismatched”?

[@dantebenavidez6974]

And Chrissy caught it too 😂

[@emilygotowiec3846]

he was blushing beginning to end

[@IvIiami]

I had to pause the video at 3 minutes 40 seconds to wash my fave because I was listening to it with ear buds at a company such table and was trying to hold in my laughter I started physically crying and had yo go wash my face

[@babalous7479]

Chrissy is very funny on this podcast! That is very reassuring and I like that.

[@philipkirkland]

What a great PC, belittling each other right off the bat. Lets see where this goes?

[@philipkirkland]

Scar on your knee Burn...🥰

[@Ceden_0]

So excited for this one!! 👏🏾👏🏾

[@galentoddartist]

No cap Chrissy ripped it! Straight facts with a joke at the end to soften the blow 🎉

[@lazarusmartinez]

SLAM! Absolutely hilarious episode

[@ryanzx9]

Man, I couldn’t click fast enough the only one that I want more than this is Theo.

[@alansamples325]

Lauren: "it takes a lot to turn me off. " Where is Rick Glassman

[@repent_0ne]

They both killed it.

[@kingyoda21]

4pm shows would be great!

[@dylanyewest534]

The push down/ jazz cheating bit was genius 😂

[@jazzprincemusic]

“Does it look like it’s burned in a fire” 😂

[@chestertonhawks9823]

Chris calling her Rachel multiple times lmaooooo def gay

[@slyrhythm6471]

Thank you

[@michaeldemarco1170]

Chris was put on this earth to make people realize therapy is ok.

[@lstewart7579]

Strike 2 on the shirt choice…. I’ve been keeping track!

[@maxellis3325]

I am completely stumped by the question: "chocolate or aliens". What the actual fuck.

[@Inmotionplays]

“My father’s head” is hilarious

[@chair_smesh]

Oh this one’s going to be good 😂

[@shabott45]

This guy is hilarious! I'm ashamed ive never seen his act!! Great First Date!

[@allanm2064]

Woman (and men) - if they have nice teeth… omgggg HUGE plus. It’s such a win with the looks department 🏆

[@ChrisKane-ml3em]

She’s so beautiful

[@xitaris5981]

It's the only reason she has views

[@yourah3]

Stop simping

[@ChrisKane-ml3em]

@@yourah3 she gets my juices flowing gimme a break or gfys

[@Last_Chance.]

Don't ever stop simping

[@LukeH930]

Scripture tat and a cross? Yes Diddy for sure 😂

[@PoopTart3]

Chris is hilarious. That whole setup with the proposal then instant suicide was amazing 😂

[@Youngbobbyc]

4 on a Saturday is fire

[@MindOverMatter36]

I remember when she did Hey Babe and she looked at sal maybe 2 times the whole episode😭

[@karlmauk3941]

I admit my ignorance in regard to beauty. in the fact of what is performed to get the end result. That said, what has been done to produce the look Lauren has in this video, is amazing. for some reason she looks at least 1 - 2 steps better than she has in the previous videos.

[@bloodshot_ii]

I think it's the first time she showed her face

[@tronkittycat]

I love Winston Churchill is a WILD thing to say lmao

[@YMIhungsolo]

💯 Jazz showed up with Chrissy to set and was like "Bitch you better cover up or they’re gonna cover you in a white sheet when I’m done"🤣🤣

[@dh23dabears]

Thumbs up for the name😂

[@bigurt1]

I feel like you can feel Chris falling apart here. And honestly, it feels like it brought him back to funny. The Chris we've been seeing is comfortable Chris. This is the Chris we all want and need.

[@bigurt1]

He also looks baked out of his mind!

[@DanKemble]

Love Laurens laugh ❤

[@rfox2014]

What an ep!! Chrissy you them bb

[@erikpaterson748]

If Chris pulled out the ole "hawk tuah" when she asked how to get her boyfriend to propose. I would have died laughing.

[@MewcePewpz]

Chris D is a Legend!!! Great episode sui-woowy lmao!!

[@YourFriendly8]

We love a Chrissy moment!!!!!!!!!

[@ericwilson4478]

Best one yet

[@Macandfam]

She is being respectful to Jazzy.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

This dynamic is hilarious lol

[@JohnnyJasen]

Chrissy is a class act and also the only guest with a Latina 😂 amazing

[@mykillmatic]

We know Jazz is there mean mugging them both! However, Chrissy Chaos is top 3 funniest people off the cuff... Theo, Chrissy, Shane

[@Kneelin83]

Damn Laurens all covered up....I also enjoy the show for the great convos...not just admiring ❤

[@monkeyloven]

My Mom does that, she will ask me a question and then start talking to kids or looking everywhere else. It's so frustrating. She does that 90% of the time, so it is very weird. So now when people ask me questions I literally think they don't really want an answer back. lol, it's bad.

[@normanhathaway2275]

Some peeps have audio processing issues. They need to focus on understanding questions harder. Nothing personal-

[@foreverpop2542]

Chris’s first answer really hit home lmao

[@danielweese6816]

"When I say boobs I mean balls"