Toms story of how his dad saved someone from drowning is exactly what happened to me. One of those jet water slides pushed me right to the bottom of a deep deep pool when i was a kid. And my mom saved me. So crazy that happens a lot. Thank god for Toms dad and my mom!
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@colinryan47376 ай бұрын
"Go to the store, and ima make this soup... get six onions" 😂
@teejay266712 ай бұрын
And if you disagree, you’re poor little while later big dicks are bad for your health
@erickedmunds63746 ай бұрын
I hate the beginning of sweating, just like working in the rain. But once I'm soaked I'm good.
@Botchedtoeknife5 ай бұрын
so true
@pricklycatsss3 ай бұрын
Imagine working and being a poor in the pouring rain
@AlexandruCurca6 ай бұрын
RIP OUR FEEDS AND THANK YOU JOE FOR ALL OF US ON KZbin 🥰🥰🥰
@Trebor_I5 ай бұрын
The best comedians are the comedians that can tell stories.
@chanceneck80722 ай бұрын
Mostly stories...
@howardbiel19586 ай бұрын
When Tom says “we split a pizza” that’s code for spit-roasting an Italian boy.
@JoseCatedral-vw4js6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jankyyanki6 ай бұрын
Sheesh
@jpxgs6 ай бұрын
huhhh
@dannygreen5926 ай бұрын
No tf, creeper
@ScottFoust-pw5zr5 ай бұрын
A dry WINE to start and desert liquor to finish. 😂
@Phil-xb5qe5 ай бұрын
I love seeing Joe fall out laughing his ass off 😂
@ElizaK10216 ай бұрын
What’s really hilarious is they have this exact same conversation about drowning with Ari and Bert during their last Sober October. SAME conversation 🤣🤣🤣
@RS-lw2fo5 ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing!! It’s actually really crazy because I was watching the sober October episode the same days I watched this one, and I thought to myself wow Tom told the story on both? And I crazy? And then I was like oh yeah, he did because he’s missing Parts of the story lol
@suttemussttittti22795 ай бұрын
@@RS-lw2fo and also like, we all only have so much to say, we are bound to retell stories, god knows how many times i've repeated stories to my friends
@texasoilfields5 ай бұрын
Exactly. How many of us could talk as much as these guys and make a living off of it? Of course there's going to be some repeats.@@suttemussttittti2279
@TK-rk5fn5 ай бұрын
Ran into Tom outside a show in Vegas this past weekend. I just told him in passing “hey Tom big fan love your stuff”. He rolled his eyes and cruised on by.
@brettph26415 ай бұрын
What makes you think it’s believable Tom took the time to listen to you “in passing”, and then roll his eyes to you while you compliment him. Hard to believe probably didn’t even hear you.
@michaelpelzek88824 ай бұрын
@@brettph2641Ummm he called an airport worker a cu!? And then made fun of people for being poor...
@DjBobbyRicks4 ай бұрын
Tom segura isn't funny in the slightest... Bert is funnier... jesus
@БорисБорис-ф3ы3 ай бұрын
@@DjBobbyRicksyou could not be more wrong
@ScorcherVIIАй бұрын
@@brettph2641cuz you think he’s more than just a guy But that sounds like that fkr fs Classic Tom right there
@bryanlouro1403 ай бұрын
This episode is amazing... if you can't sleep ! 4th time watching still haven't passed the 20 min mark.
@DieselDog19296 ай бұрын
SHOUT OUT TO JAMIE!! PUTTING IN WORK BROTHER!!!
@Dub.456 ай бұрын
Jaime's computer is on Alpha Brain.
@wronmetoyer582819 күн бұрын
you got a sister name jaime?
@sarahchildress59626 ай бұрын
My favorite podcast are the ones tom is on where he actually gets to speak. He's great on podcast.
@ibrahimtastekin2755 ай бұрын
He's such a fantastic storyteller. Sucks you right in and makes you laugh at unexpected points.
@woulddrow5405 ай бұрын
so pretty any podcast he does without Bert 😂
@joewilliams458727 күн бұрын
Oh no not another person that doesn't like when Joe talks on his talk show?
@mavamQ5 ай бұрын
Jamie, I think it is time to to start having a video insert rather than just moving the camera to cover the TV. The TV always has a washed out image, the picture blooms in the white areas..
@6syns2143 ай бұрын
I believe it's the only way to avoid copyright
@jjcrt2outdoors6 ай бұрын
hit the like button if the ATF is gay
@Diesel2576 ай бұрын
That's an insult to 🐓 suckers.
@josephcowgill29985 ай бұрын
Fed
@Trebor_I5 ай бұрын
Sooooo ghey
@benwoodard68515 ай бұрын
Automatic transmission fluid it what?
@BATMANelvis895 ай бұрын
😂 I don't know what you mean but if I know I did🎉
@reneewilson17532 ай бұрын
There was a girl that identified as a cat and the parents requested to place a litter box in each of her classes...nuts. The school declined this request. Soon after she went to home schooling.
@Dirtyjoe_136 ай бұрын
Joe don’t give a fuck he just dropped 75 episodes in a week 😂
@DjBobbyRicks4 ай бұрын
Jamie banning any comment talking about Tom being a dickhead with tsa and normal people "poors" as he put it.
@brandoncyoung3 ай бұрын
I was wondering where they all went
@TheRemarkableN6 ай бұрын
Are we getting every single episode?!!
@MichelangeloBeats6 ай бұрын
Fuck the poors
@lonnielambert4416 ай бұрын
Rogan is the best, great podcast!!! Great comedian!!
@benjaminrife50644 ай бұрын
John Carpenters The Thing is probably one of my favorite monster movies. The fx are soooo good for its time
@ACIDUNIONVR5 ай бұрын
Tom is so good in the new Snowpiercer series 😂😂😂
@SlyWhitefalcon5 ай бұрын
After my leg operation (Spiral fracture with a metal plate) I wasn't able to do front lunges without looking like a GIMP however I can do Backward Lunges if it helps you Tom.
@tophercabba6 ай бұрын
everytime i walked into a subway it smells the same as a pet store , down side no puppies
@amberchapa53505 ай бұрын
The blob scared me for life 😅
@smokingterps23636 ай бұрын
IM SO CONFUSED WHEN THESE EPISODES WERE RELEASED, I NEED TO KNOWWW
@UnicornGuts6666 ай бұрын
If you scroll to the very bottom of the description, it has a "released date" which I believe is accurate.
@UnicornGuts6666 ай бұрын
Yeah, checking 1844 on Spotify...pretty much the same date as the YT "released" date. Give or take a day.
@jenniferdennis64656 ай бұрын
@UnicornGuts666 thank you! I was excited thinking some were new.
@jonny_codphilo78096 ай бұрын
you have the internet
@chopperjosh6216 ай бұрын
I almost drown in the platte river in michigan last year....terrifing & awakining moment
@NormanRobbins-ss4xcАй бұрын
Steve McQueen was epic in the Blob
@skibitibap6 ай бұрын
28:30 His inner Bill Burr is showing
@kinocchio5 ай бұрын
It would be helpful to know when this was filmed.
@buckeyegirl165 ай бұрын
Scroll to the bottom of the description. The date is in blue. July 13, 2022
@kinocchio5 ай бұрын
@@buckeyegirl16Thank You
@elhayes66 ай бұрын
Are people that brain dead to not realize these are Spotify pods? 1st clue, Look at the episode # people. No common sense
@robertdoherty8216 ай бұрын
It's refreshing to get to hear Tom have a conversation without being interrupted by his R-worded wife or his narcissistic best friend.
@iamjezuzchrist6 ай бұрын
Tom treats Rogan as an elder. Go back to the earlier episodes with Tina in them, Tom has always had the same attitude towards Rogan.
@robertdoherty8216 ай бұрын
@iamjezuzchrist Total respect. Honestly, I can hardly get through recent episodes of YMH cause I just can't stand Christine. The episodes where he has the blow-up doll in her place were some of my favorites. And two bears has been a mess since the kool-aid episode. Hitlers tea cup was a great episode but Barts fucking seagull squeak is unbearable.
@iamjezuzchrist6 ай бұрын
@robertdoherty821 Christine likes being ignorant. Doesn't make for the best content, but that's always been her role. It's just amplified nowadays. Money has a way of doing that.
@IndependentAmerican6 ай бұрын
Snowflake alert. The self censorship shows how weak you really are. They are just words not bullets. Lmao
@LinusKnight6 ай бұрын
@@robertdoherty821i haven't watched in about a year, whenever they did a few shows live at the nascar event - i was like "ooookay this jumped the shark."
@carrot55706 ай бұрын
Idk if this is a new strat but every time a jre video pops up on my feed that I’ve clearly seen I’ve clicked on so this could be a new strat
@joewilliams458727 күн бұрын
Just a switch over from one platform back to another
@Mad-Duk_Machine_Werkes26 күн бұрын
WHERE ARE THE BODIES, TOM????!!!
@wesdavis87975 ай бұрын
Bert is the new Slurmz Mckenzie
@jennifermommy93734 ай бұрын
I was so happy to get a notification that Joe uploaded until I saw who it was. I really hate it when I find a YTer or podcast that I enjoy and then you end up slowly watching them change into egotistical, entitled, self-righteous, braggart, who slowly starts to show their resentment of the fans that helped to build them up. Watch as they slowly become out of touch with the majority of their fan base and how that fan base is seriously struggling in today's world. I'm sorry but I gotta skip this one Joe. I know my one little view doesn't amount to anything and I don't expect it to. Ya I'm leaving a comment which is engagement and that's cool. Joe deserves the engagement. So if I can't watch Tom the blow hard I can atleast leave a comment in support of JRE anyway.
@gillianlessard25853 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm sure Joe is unaware of your existence and will sleep just fine without your viewing.
@michaelmartin963 ай бұрын
I know what you're saying. Tom has gone to the level of some famous actor. I couldn't figure it out for a while. Schaub did it the fastest and most aggressive. I had to file Your Mom's House next to The Fighter and the Kid
@joewilliams458727 күн бұрын
If you were a real fan you d know Joe doesn't read comments and you would give his guests a real chance... I ve disliked 30 percent percent of his guests but I still watched and learn something new every time.
@workman886 ай бұрын
I bought Toms book as soon as it came out. I recommend everyone to check it out.
@michaelpelzek88824 ай бұрын
Lmao goofy
@workman884 ай бұрын
@@michaelpelzek8882 If you CAN read you should still buy it.
@ДанаЖанаева-с7ц5 ай бұрын
This is so well done.
@Maverick-mx3og6 ай бұрын
I like how they talked about stealing a bit and Joe is renown for calling people out for taking joke and Joe was chill about it
@conradmaszka132 ай бұрын
I worked for wonder bread and Sara Lee, they use a lot of sugar in the different recipes. Must is corn syrup, then some regular sugar, honey and molasses is also used in different amounts depending on bread
@spyfox2606 ай бұрын
Thank you Joe Rogan for blessing millions of peoples’ subscription feed for a day.
@ReneMaurice6 ай бұрын
Omg, Wonderbread, Peanut butter and jelly is the best thing ever.
@zooby11isbambam6 ай бұрын
Joe you’re FUCKING UP MY KZbin FEED
@jasonbevelA6 ай бұрын
He said to tell you "Your welcome" 💋
@winstonsmith116 ай бұрын
@@jasonbevelA*you're
@jasonbevelA6 ай бұрын
@@winstonsmith11 He said to tell you "Your a twat" 😆
@chanceneck80722 ай бұрын
I used to love Tom but now I can't afford it anymore to make any comments about him.....
@justinestridge76415 ай бұрын
Long snapper for for the colts is crazy
@Xarmyforlife6 ай бұрын
Memes are just poor people art 😂❤ 38:04
@twofivetwoTV5 ай бұрын
1:14:31 bro just said you have a model that looks like shes the long snapper for the colts without even cracking a smile holy shit why did it have to be the long snapper 😂😂😂😂😂
@AliciaBostock5 ай бұрын
35:41 Ireland is NOT IN THE UK/BRITAIN. It's a completely separate country.
@katmenagerie12 күн бұрын
34:38 bread needs sugar to feed yeast. Sugar and fat weigh more than flour so of course the percentages will be higher.
@dannygreen5926 ай бұрын
“ why do you have to add humor?” Because you’re a comedian 😂
@cardwell_XXI6 ай бұрын
Spot doing joe dirty, he uploading all the hits to his tube lol
@NormanRobbins-ss4xcАй бұрын
Tom is "Murdering" in Hollywood FL tonight 11/27/2024 Big Love to three of you.
@michaelkaudze18836 ай бұрын
@8:42 LOL.
@brodang9676 ай бұрын
I LOVE watching joe rogans little brother! Let's go jeans!
@TWISTEDMETALJAY6 ай бұрын
All I see is Joe Rogan on my feed
@Gtort826 ай бұрын
Whaaat is going on. How come I'm not getting notified and why do these episodes have no views
@WhiskeyNeat926 ай бұрын
KZbin’s algorithm is all messed up and their alerts are all jacked up
@Us3rnameTak3n6 ай бұрын
It's the Spotify backlog getting uploaded. During the contract new episodes had to be exclusive to Spotify for the term length of the contract, now that the contracts terms have ended so has the excluvisity restriction. Thus we get the uploaded 'out of order' episodes
@psykx3 күн бұрын
What cigars are they smoking?
@shannonj.39473 ай бұрын
Love this podcast episode. So many thoughts to share about their discussions, but I'll stick to one: talking about scary movies and how the monsters seem like there's nothing new to see. I immediately thought of John Carpenter's The Thing. The alien forms were fucking crazy. I kept hoping they'd mention that movie. But I saw it in a theater when it first came out in the 80s. It scared the shit out of me. Riding home, in a station wagon with like 6 other people -- I kept expecting somebody to Change. That was some fucked up shit. Great movie.
@nonamepyro61765 ай бұрын
I made pizza for aliving amd we add sugar and salt in the dough
@michaelpelzek88824 ай бұрын
Oh thats awesome! Tom would call you a poor.
@nathanshietze10056 ай бұрын
Why are they re uploading old episodes every day?
@Balzheimers6 ай бұрын
Jamie carries the boats
@TylerYoungMusic6 ай бұрын
He will just do a "Fully Clothed" tour where he leaves his shirt on
@Dirtyjoe_136 ай бұрын
Idk why but the pic of Ari pissing in a bottle killed me😂😂😂
@maayang68726 ай бұрын
One of those few times you just have to hit the Like button before even watching
@HoveyFarms4 ай бұрын
NO MORE TAXES ON OVERTIME
@JimWorsham6 ай бұрын
Dam I need a Drink
@yog02296 ай бұрын
I feel like they talk about kraton likemthy before🤔, or is an old episode re-run? Someone remember?
@vibingwithbeefy74506 ай бұрын
I've never laughed so hard at someone getting P on.
@mikemendoza53626 ай бұрын
Nobodies stealing Toes jokes 😂😂
@ethanjones68916 ай бұрын
When did this air
@lex87235 ай бұрын
July 2022
@A.I.R.2016Ай бұрын
My mom was diagnosed sept 16th 2024 with terminal lung cancer and the maid shot was administered oct 29th in her own bed. But it's not quite as easy. You need 2 doctors to approve the suicide one of them is a specific doctor that really tries to talk you out of it. Even trying to offer to get you approved but not set the date. 100 per cent maid was right for my mom. 💯 try to talk you out of it. If someone is suicidal they don't get maid
@chadd87215 ай бұрын
Authors quite often buy copies of their own book to hit the threshold of 5-10,000 books sold in one week to get on the NY Times best seller list to promote their book or their other career endeavors. It would of cost him under 200k to be able to be put on the NY Times best sellers list.
@AgentJ4156 ай бұрын
Anything Tom is an immediate changing of the video.
@devonconway67015 ай бұрын
18 beers are rookie numbers
@jameshedden22606 ай бұрын
Does joe use a different mic than 2 bears? Tom sounds like he has a lisp that I've never heard before on 2 bears
@mnl74856 ай бұрын
He wears something like a retainer now to undo the damage the mouthguard he wore to sleep for years lol
@yew2oob9542 ай бұрын
At 40:34...I wonder if the irony has hit joe when comparing those first books with his podcast. 🤔
@Terry-m4k6 ай бұрын
I’m one of those forklift drivers
@SketchybrainD2 ай бұрын
2:48:02 8-10 hours is just sleeping it off. If that’s a coma…. You finish the sentence… I can’t decide
@bigwillblahblahbla6 ай бұрын
Tom is a sleeper cell he doesn't know it
@eezee1872 ай бұрын
Uz lost me at working out 😂
@jaibianchi19756 ай бұрын
Is Ari asleep in the other room still?
@StephenMcCurry-k1u3 ай бұрын
Awesome
@SirBobbyDuncan3 ай бұрын
1:17:17 It's not fair that this 600 pound woman can shut down a buffet all by herself.
@tophercabba6 ай бұрын
hows the homeless problem joe ? is it fixed or was it gavin newsomed lmao
@maciasgriselda6 ай бұрын
joeys balls lmao
@setherchinger40626 ай бұрын
funniest comment of the pod. Being a standup in Russia. LOL
@ashtonormesher96826 ай бұрын
Talking about burt being out of control. I can’t believe in this day and age people still don’t realise alcohol is an addictive drug and it only gets worse
@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj5 ай бұрын
Everyone knows that they're just in denial
@jasminemoorehead97106 ай бұрын
Something about this episode feels oddly rehearsed. Is it me or does it feel like they planned on talking to specific without saying their names? Like you know who you are stop stealing jokes. Usually the conversation sounds like Joe talking to anyone. For usually not being rehearsed the show flows well. There is like never awkward moments of silence. Joe was definitely made for this show.
@Siege104134 ай бұрын
Well he got to talk about the book much longer than I expected before Joe took off on the insecurity rant
@OnlyDegenerateWorkAtYouTube4 ай бұрын
Nepobaby!
@seae20306 ай бұрын
0:40 Tom didn't write that book. He is short in the brain 😂
@dudebro12774 ай бұрын
You make zero sense
@Recklessnerd6 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ Jamie we get it
@Burgerurger9114 ай бұрын
0:15 This guest qualifies as "repulsive content" under my personal viewing policy
@Johnnyjunkfinder3 ай бұрын
We are comparing ourselves to surgeons now?
@timkamradt53516 ай бұрын
my knee is hurting......
@virus567775 ай бұрын
You can get a discount if you buy more than two.
@luisvillarreal25915 ай бұрын
That russian Handsome Squidward Joe showed Tom was fucking nutso
@meaagnosticgoddust2dust9032 ай бұрын
id research kratom more, bad side effects
@andrewstarr21615 ай бұрын
Kratom can get physically addictive and have similar withdrawal symptoms to hereon. No long term use.