FINNISH COMMENTS VS GOOGLE TRANSLATE

Finnish comments VS Google Translate... who will win? (Actually, it's more like Finnish Comments VS Dave's Terrible Finnish Pronunciation xD)
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[@jnsjknn]

Dave you got pranked :D at 9:50 you say: "rice cousin kiss sunny" which sounds just like "raiskasin kissani" = I raped my cat

[@user-ew6cu5mg4u]

😂😂

[@suurherraposkiluu7200]

Joonas Jokinen Oh shit, just realized :D

[@A380FIN]

I laughed so hard

[@xXSoupbubbleXx]

I spat my coffee on the screen when I heard that 😂

[@nightnope]

Great success..

[@VenoStuff]

”Minä ja Akbar” 😂🤣🤣

[@sirvinski6940]

VenoStuff ALAHU AKBAAAR

[@kxuku4031]

VenoStuff lol suomi on helppoo

[@Spide19]

The reason why google translate couldn't understand what you said is because the original comments were written poorly with broken Finnish.

[@leander7048]

9:43 raiskasin kissani :DD

[@lulunatical]

Lol

[@Ghostiification]

That's just evil. Funny, but evil.

[@hattumuija]

"Rice cousin kiss sunny" was not an innocent word combo... Dave, you were just fooled into saying "I raped my cat" in Finnish x)

[@katin.rontti4479]

The best part of the video for sure 😂

[@terhitormanen]

Some of the Finnish comments were misspelled so no wonder the translations were garbled.

[@arsipantsu]

9:50 rice cusin kiss sunny, sounds like "raiskasin kissani" which means "i raped my cat" , thats the joke in that comment :D

[@VonLaama]

Zacharias jeb 😂😂😂

[@sirvinski6940]

Zacharias its cousin

[@Nobody-zm6se]

:dd

[@user-ly1vs7qi9p]

Suomalaiset sais oppii kirjottaa omaa kieltään kunnolla

[@Savustaja]

Ite et osaa ees laittaa pistettä.

[@JesperoTV]

Rekt [ ] Shrekt [ ] Tyrannosaurus Rekt [x]

[@user-ly1vs7qi9p]

I just played myself

[@sirvinski6940]

Wad ya Gonna Do ne sanoo sen vaan murteella

[@sirvinski6940]

Pistol-Sniper ei kukaan kommenteissa laita. Hetkinen laitoin juuri pisteen. JA TOINEN. EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE EI NÄITÄ PISTEITÄ

[@Kepulikeppi]

Luolaisä could be your stage name in rap music.

[@Arvaamaton]

Maybe you should've asked cat to choose you sentences with less spelling mistakes. Vikisemättä is without whining. Saatana is curse word. And you did well with the rider's riding riddle.

[@pupseus9598]

eilahtan33 woah

[@averagefinnishnisti]

Im from finland so does it make u feel sad if i just little bit laughet? And did i spell that word right "laughet"?

[@Arvaamaton]

illuminati confirmed No and no.

[@BlueBeardedDevil]

Without a hatred for Satan 😂😂😂

[@TheZINGularity]

Issa black metal thing aight

[@vvsarja]

That ”rice cousin kiss sunny” was fucking genius! ”Raiskasin kissani” ”I raped my cat”

[@nightnope]

Wanha ala-asteen legenda.

[@alealema1]

9:51 "Raiskasin kissani" :D

[@terkku1235]

Ei jumalauta.. nyt mä en pysty olla kuulematta sitä XDD

[@AitoSuihko]

alealema1 aijaa raiskasitko pahastikkin

[@kieliopinkuningas9577]

"Minä ja Akbar."

[@muumipahpa]

allah akbar?

[@kieliopinkuningas9577]

Muumipahpa Ei vaan "minä ja Akbar".*

[@sprucegum7118]

Muumipahpa se on allahu akbar

[@kieliopinkuningas9577]

Sprucegum Onko Allahu sinun Jumalasi?

[@MoMsUuH]

Repesin ku tää tuli tossa videossa😂😂

[@ericaisabel35]

7:48 "rehellinen hampurilainen"😂

[@Raamen123]

"minä ja akbar" i thought the phone was gonna explode x'D

[@tohtorisykero9491]

Rice cousin kis sunny = raiskasin kissani= i raped my cat

[@minttujarvinen1810]

Tohtori Sykerö mä en ees tajunnu tota ku katoin ekaa kertaa😂

[@pieceofart5962]

Tohtori Sykerö 😂

[@olat8649]

"minä ja akbar" got me killed :D:DDDDDDDDD

[@anjubatus]

vikisemättä means "without complaining/whining" not... whatever google told you

[@vilshe7449]

Try to say: -Kokoo koko kokko! -Koko kokkoko? -Koko kokko! And also: Floridalainen broileri muuttuu lihaksistoksi. :)

[@sihisihississa-5748]

Some of those Finnish words were written incorrectly, that's why google didn't understand them, so not your fault :D

[@halla8613]

Sanna Hiisiö Suurin osa niistä oli kuitenkin puhekielisiä sanoja/murresanoja :)

[@sihisihississa-5748]

HALLA juu oli niitäki, mutta oli myös kirjoitusvirheitä monta..

[@onddu2254]

Also google doesn't recognise some slangingish words like "möljö".

[@iJustWannaBeNameless]

saying stuff like "se asia tehdään vikisemättä" is a finnish meme

[@topilinkala1594]

Do it and don't whine about it, is a meme all over the world.

[@MrAki2911]

OMG Im in the video :O thanks guys!!!

[@tripmann480p]

Half of these are you failing to speak finnish, and google translate failing even harder and it so hilarious

[@tobiaos2919]

Tää oli vitun hyvä video

[@sakukesti9100]

Doppy :3 sun isä nimi on Toni

[@NiKs4Rachingg]

Doppy :3 aiwan

[@UrpoTV]

Fishing lvl?

[@sannah433]

Way to go Dave! Too many comments are in incorrect Finnish so it's impossible to get them right with Google translate 😂

[@Laurender]

That last one was asking you to say the letter "ä"

[@mirree100]

"Onks möljö - Kiitos Maria" WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jj081500]

"Minä ja Akbar" :D

[@saanatoikka8996]

Rice cousin kiss sunny (Raiskasin kissani) means 'I raped my cat'. They really got you :D

[@sirvinski6940]

Saana Toikka its " not ' noy hating just correcting

[@MrPinkeybear]

Almost flawless execution of the tounge twister! Had to like and sub for that. Keep em' coming!

[@windyvanilla5854]

I love your videos. When ever i'm bored i just come and look at your videos. Thanks for making them. This video is just hilarious.

[@lindandil]

This was so hilarious 😂 One of the best videos on KZbin for a while

[@SandVoop]

It really doesn't help that even the Finnish commenters can't write Finnish correctly.

[@qngkay5832]

SandCube it*??

[@Kuivakkukka]

This made my day, thanks dave! :D

[@grrrazy11]

Your videos just make my life a lot better. Thank you Dave!

[@Killermasa]

"minä ja akbar"😂😂

[@hankat2]

Try saying ”Kokko, kokoo koko kokko kokoon” into google translate

[@samzza2922]

Make part 2:D This was awesome

[@_CuddlyBunny_]

This was so funny :D Thanks for cheering up my day Dave!!!

[@Urbaaniapina]

Your awesome Dave! You really nailed that rider statue sentence! Its pretty hard for a born finn yet to a finn student!

[@iidamoi]

can you do a part 2 of this with cat so she can actually correct the translator sentences and mistakes in the comments??

[@tikkurilaboi6893]

3:15 - 3:18 "That salmiakki is eaten without a hatred of satan" OMG that got laughing.

[@Neeuskas]

Ahaha best video ever!! Can you pls do part 2?

[@maikouuuu]

You're doing great on learning Finnish! Im also finnish. Ur good keep going, if you fail try again don't give up :)

[@highair]

One of the best videos 😂😂 laughed so hard my bf woke up in the next room😅😅

[@simbukka]

Aand my wife woke up! :D Damn it.

[@Juhasante]

excellent!!, I´m proud of you Dave

[@ollikanerva1298]

this video was so hilarious dude :D KEEP GOING! ps. some of those finnish words it's almost impossible to say like if there is two ää or öö letters in a row

[@tiimuu2391]

9:50 Rice cousin Kiss Sunny That sounds in finnish "Raiskasin kissani" what means "i raped my cat" :D

[@lintsivideot]

sunny*

[@tiimuu2391]

Matu Yeah i just changed it :)

[@Audiojack_]

A lot of those comments had really big major typos in them so no wonder you couldn't get them right...

[@doreenmcrae7161]

You are brilliant, Dave! Well done! Last week I had “Learn Finnish With Comedy” come up in my KZbin recommended list and spent hours of hilarity trying to remember Finnish (and learn the ruder words that the adults never used in my presence). I’m a first generation Canadian with Finnish parents and learned English in elementary school. I’m in my sixties now and haven’t heard much Finnish in over forty years, so I’ve forgotten most of it. I started watching your videos a couple of days ago and I’m impressed with what you’ve accomplished. I added Google translate to my phone for all the words that keep popping in my head. I’d like to know if you have any favourite words. I have two: Nuha, which is a cold; to me it sounds like blowing your nose when your head is really stuffed up. The other is ompelukone, which is a sewing machine. I always thought that my mum’s sewing machine sounded like ompelu, ompelu, ompelu, ompelu, etc. Kiitos paljon

[@ida-emiliakaukonen756]

Haha! Just found your channel and I love this stuff! :D Seems like there are a lot of videos for me to watch! I love (as we all do) to watch foreigners doing videos about Finland. And, your pronunciation is pretty good! ^^ Keep going! Good work. :3

[@eihelvet3]

Riisi-serkku-suukko-aurinkoinen -) Rice-cousin-kiss-sunny, it sounds like this in finnish: Raiskasin kissani=I raped my cat

[@kettukehveli]

Dave, you should try to learn the "alphabet song" on finnish. That help to pronounce finnish. Rock on!

[@rymy08]

That was absolutely awesome. Go Dave yeah

[@AT-uy9vv]

Your background music is perfect

[@annecky29]

Try to say these tongue twisters: Vesihiisi sihisi hississä, appilan pappilan apupapin papupata pankolla kiehuu ja kuohuu Pappilan paksuposki piski pisti paksun papukeiton poskeensa , mustan kissan paksut posket, ärrän kierrän orren ympäri ässän pistän taskuun, Lauri löysi ruplan rahan (and you should try to say this at least five times in a row and as quickly as you can 😂).

[@tomimakirinne]

Yes the finnish language has different dialects based in different areas in Finland. For example the Turun murre (Turku dialect), Stadin slangi (Helsinki slang), and many more (including the Savon murre ofc). And yes these dialects will propably make things harder for you. xD

[@topilinkala1594]

I remember when in eighties I was a mailman in Central Helsinki and I delivered mail to some company and there was a blackest black man on the reception and he aswered me in perfect savo dialect. It was so uncanny. I started laughing and he strated laughing and then he asked me that was it because how he speeks fiinish. And I had to tell yes. Told that he gets it a lot. Story was that he was one of the students from Uganda that were brought to Kuopio's forest aggricultural U to learn how to fight deforestation in Uganda. After getting his diploma he had decided to stay in Finland as he had found a girlfriend here. Was studying in the forestry department on Helsinki U and having the job for expenses of living. I had few beers with him the next couple of weeks but the friendship didn't develop.

[@pessijr7]

I'm laughing so much right now! This video is hilarious! I love your content so much!!

[@Patralgan]

This has been your most fun video yet

[@Iuke66]

9:52 U just said "I raped my cat"...

[@peksiseto6965]

Vaapukkamehua Pewkele lmao

[@sojulord65]

“rehellinen hampurilainen”

[@hennaoranen6379]

For part 2: Hei Dave olet todella hauska ja videoitasi on mukava katsoa jatka samaan malliin!

[@sk4407]

Please make another video like this! 💕

[@TheGoldenFlamez]

You should try saying "Vesihiisi sihisi hississä"! That's a tonguetwister for sure!

[@k.kivenmaki8431]

lol you literally said I raped my cat

[@samikivinen4793]

You are doing really well!!!

[@jenna-julia]

Thanks for this video! Cried of laughter ;'D

[@sannitabell]

It's so painful to see you trying to say the words correctly but many of the comments had many typos. Good video tho!

[@uaintme6419]

FeelsBad when you pick comments that are in slang or miss typed comments xd

[@paulinieminen9083]

This is the best video you've ever made :D I love you. SUOMI PERKELE!

All this day i've just been watching all your videos that are in your channel, koko tämän päivän mä oon kattonu sun videoita jotka on sun kanavalla!Keep up the good work cavedad

[@texdillinger6173]

vikisemättä = without whining

[@rinaaws]

Try to say: Keksijä keksi keksin. keksittyään keksin, keksijä keksi keksin keksityksi.

[@leevikv]

Luna The dog ja sitten hän keksi seksin

[@heikkihinssa874]

😂😂😂😂

[@A380FIN]

Correct version "Keksijä Keksi, keksi keksin, keksittyään keksin keksijä Keksi keksi keksin keksityksi.

[@sinni1525]

Haha I laughed so much to this! Also my husband was dying :'D We want more videos like this!

[@CruisingiTV]

Duude you must test sing finnish songs, because youre doing pretty well whit saying words in finnish!👌 Awesome video! More one off this!

[@Tara-zp4rk]

Your facial expressions! 😂

[@minttu913]

Please react to SAARA's video Learn Finnish With Sara

[@olemassa1412]

Yksmaissi That video is so funny. 😂 Dave, react to it!

[@nitakivimaki5957]

Omg yesss i need it 😂😂❤️

[@terhinieminen6155]

😂😂😂 one of your funniest videos ever! I cried of laughter😂 hyvä dave😌

[@wifelirious6817]

you are really cool dude! i love your videos💙

[@TheTeizii]

Nauroin itseni kuoliaaksi... kiitos google kääntäjä. kiitos Dave

[@komaaraa50]

9.51 ”raiskasin kissani” means i raped my cat lool

[@Iuke66]

Sofia Diaz ;.;

[@toniniskanen1963]

Good video keep it up! 🔥

[@Humppasonni1972]

Your pronunciation is getting better throughout the video :)

[@antti9294]

Try to say: Ärrän kierrän orren ympäri, Ässän pistän taskuun ;)

[@vainokojo8473]

En oo ikinä nauranu näi paljo keskellä yötä

[@laurittajaZ]

You are getting better at pronouncing Finnish man keep at it!

[@ManunKanava]

Tää on niin hauska video xD

[@eerikaaleksandra2593]

Try to say: "isä älä myy myymälääsi" backward

[@vapaasana2673]

You know the swearwords well enough to bleep them out, so that's all you'll need to learn tbh.

[@yess5918]

You´re too hilarious :DD I love your videos. Hyvä tyyppi :D

[@rose864]

This was hilarious! Good work, mostly... :D Try to say: Jo joutui armas aika, ja suvi suloinen.

[@TeollisuudenAasi]

Try to say: elektronimikroskooppi or: elintarviketurvallisuusvirasto or: Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas Those are very difficult words if you arent finnish guy :D

[@mirzu42]

Teollisuuden Aasi epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelleensäkkäänköhänkään

[@mattimeikalainen3057]

50% Cave Dadin videoiden kommenteista: "hello i live in finland i lik your video i like this"

[@jyrihalme7408]

I blew air out of my nose a couple of times. I was entertained.

[@annariinanyrovaara34]

I think you honestly did pretty well

[@Riskikannattaja]

try to say HÄÄYÖAIE in your next video, (google translate)

[@genius356]

Haha tää on niin hasu

[@dingit3556]

that "rider" tongue twister was amazing!

[@millana1000]

Sinä teet hyviä videoita. Hyvä jatka samaan malliin jatkossa.