Fire Emblem Awakening: Incorrect Quotes

Some voiced incorrect Fire Emblem Awakening quotes from the tumblr blog with the same name! Be sure to check out their blog!
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[@calamitaswrath6965]

How the hell did my amateurish attempts at voice acting that I did over five years ago get over 180k views

[@justanotherweirdo11]

Good question

[@SirGsusFreak]

It gives it a special charm

[@toonlinkssbb515]

Yes

[@fireforce2353]

Dating tips with Walhart killed me

[@thrasher698]

Plus it feels COMPLETELY in character for Walhart to say that. That only makes it better

[@Emboarbof]

1) Hold the door for your date. 2) Rip the door off its hinges. 3) Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. 4) *ESTABILISH DOMINANCE*

[@trearoos]

The whole time Morgan's face said, "Maybe I should've gone to Mom for advice instead."

[@Swordsmaster]

FireForce They probably killed Morgan, too. Poor kid.

[@bobthetemmie863]

FireForce do you mean Walhmart

[@ShadowVincent3]

"Ravioli Ravioli give me the emblemoli" I'm dead

[@trearoos]

X_X Me too.

[@justbelish]

trearoos SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR FOR THESE PEOPLE! 😂

[@robintea9291]

Im calling a medic!

[@kathrynjuetten3220]

Same Xd

[@olly_lmao]

Rest in Spaghetti never Forgetti

[@DayBreakShifter]

I lost it at the llamas with hats reference. "That's the sound of people dying, Henry!" "That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

[@rustkarl]

Reminds me of another joke about Henry saying that killing people is against his moral compass. Which prompts Robin to tell him, and I quote ‘Henry, your moral compass is a roulette wheel!’

[@SchadoVA]

Oh god Robin and grima can technically do that inner Kermit meme. Also grima has taken lessons from m.bison/dictator

[@shinobu3617]

"And now Lucina is about to fight Grima" "What!? But she's just a baby!" "..." "...Oh. Right. The future one. But she's just a baby!" xD LOL

[@Sasha-ph9uv]

Shinobu the TFS reference XD

[@bellablondon6172]

Greatest FE roast

[@themidnightinator]

Shinobu Lucina: DAD! I’m 19 years old ya know!

[@roaringthunder115]

Ha

[@Superemie401]

Frederick: Oh…

[@maezzon1985]

2:13 I'm pretty sure you established your dominance the second you riped a door off of it's hinges

[@firepuppies4086]

You'd be shocked how many people still keep on after that.

[@summerrose7839]

"So Robin, what do you want to eat?" "THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT." I'm dead. XD

[@firepuppies4086]

Don't! That's what he wan- oh wait, he got a bagel

[@aftertone3146]

open the country stop having it be closed

[@WednesdayMan]

like seriously your dumbass guard has problems recognising obvious royalty and would rather fight then actually look at chrom for a second HE HAS SIGNS THAT CAN'T BE FAKED!

[@trearoos]

Like a weird birthmark on his bare shoulder and a special sword! Idiot guard!

[@kennethzheng3735]

to be fair, they couldn't do anything about the gunboats. wait wrong video

[@zhengwenyu1587]

*knock knock.* It's the Halidom of Ylisse. With Sheperds.

[@aftertone3146]

@Ethan Self what happened

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Ravioli Ravioli give me the emblemoli

[@blackchibisan8116]

The sound of forgiveness one should have been an actual Henry line.

[@kunai190]

I love the reference to history of Japan by bill wurtz

[@MemesToa]

Chrom: Knock knock. It's the Ylissean Shepherds. With huge knights *Shows Frederick* (with silver lances). Silver knights.

[@endergeek236]

Where was the reference? Been a while.

[@Ssure2]

@@endergeek236 1:30

[@endergeek236]

@@Ssure2 thanks m8

[@gachagirl3244]

This is so good! So, I got to trying an incorrect quote generator, put in Chrom and Robin and got this on second try: Your prompt: Chrom: What’s up guys? I’m back. Robin: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Chrom: Death is a social construct. I just felt shock at this one. It fits so well!

[@nyxalthorne]

Lol

[@trearoos]

Grima: Yeah, I killed your father, so what? I killed my father, and you don't hear me complaining. Technically, since Robin is Grima, wouldn't that make Validar his father? And Robin killed him.

[@timsoup204]

trearoos Well... Robin's father is Validar.

[@wildrook]

That, and Grima's Dad died a LONG time ago...I think it was around the time Alm and Celica united Valentia?

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

wildrook Grima's dad is Forneus and he killed him himself. So Grima and Robin are so much alike.

[@trearoos]

Oh crap they killed a daddy dragon?

[@MaryRoeRussel]

wildrook Do... Do you think Duma killed him or her?

[@allecramtdimhcs1938]

“Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Emblemoli” I’m slayed by this.

[@0axis771]

That moment when you realize that Grima isn't talking about Validar, but Forneus, Grima's actual creator.

[@trearoos]

Oh, whoops. I thought he WAS talking about Validar, but technically, he should count too since Robin killed him without hesitation.

[@ellsybellsy.]

"Open the country...stop having it be closed" Me: *watches during quarantine 2020*

[@NanamiShimaike]

1:30 I have multible quotes for this one: Chrom, you're not america. Chrom, you should get a day off, you're too stiff. Chrom, that's enough internet for today.

[@alexmoreno6756]

Yusho *Pearl harbor*

[@yes7281]

Walhart giving Morgan dating advise is the thing I never knew I wanted

[@Guythatyoudontknow]

Sounds like Killian voiced this. Nice job.

[@calamitaswrath6965]

That would probably mean more to me if I actually knew who this Killian is. Could you perhaps explain?

[@TanatatKnight246]

I think you may have known this by now but for the sake of anyone reading this comment, Killian is a red panda who reviews games in a comedically incorrect manner.

[@floricel_112]

@@calamitaswrath6965 for a serious (and very late) answer, Kilian Experience, a channel on youtube known for his very satirical, snarky and about 1% serious videos and commentary

[@bellablondon6172]

“Raviole, Raviole, Give me the Emblemoni” CALL A MEDIC!! 😂😂😂

[@ericatrent89]

A bagel

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

NOOOOOoOOOOOooOOOO!

[@JDeO1997]

Two bagels

[@Prof_procrastinator_hahr8269]

Three bagels. Final offer!

[@alchemykamishiro]

No! Four

[@hades3186]

Ill take 6.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Henry and "giant red guy" were the best.

[@pokefan7446]

Mighty Two-Headed Meerkat if you're referring to 2:09, The white haired guy is Morgan, not Henry, and the "big red guy" is Walhart.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Oh no, I meant separately as in the sound of forgiveness for Henry and dating tips for giant lobster

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

I mean Walhart

[@pokefan7446]

Mighty Two-Headed Meerkat Oh, OK. Sorry.

[@pebblemiester9868]

You don’t need a door to establish dominance, you just need to t-pose and there will be no other men within a ten mile radius.

[@asherville7163]

This is why I love Henry, XD

[@whiteraven1992]

0:36 Whelp... *Echoes* makes that claim canon.

[@MaryRoeRussel]

"I killed my father and you don't hear *me* whining about it.

[@TheGamersState]

In a video with a reference to TFS, I'm amazed you didn't put the "mustache" song in the part with Cervantes. Even so, amazing video, I laughed a lot.

[@Soviniy]

KZbin glitched and played this video despite it not even being on my recommended page. ...And that is wonderful! I quote Walhart to this day!

[@wannabehistorian371]

I love that you have the youngest characters mustaches lol. Also that some of these readings sound like period pieces.

[@dracos0024]

0:10 It's only now that I know that this is a reference to Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam.

[@KokichiGrimleal_058]

Ah yes. King Bob-Omb

[@vladtepes2667]

I must say Walhart said is true it worked for me.

[@Alexander12276]

0:59 Henry: **clearly henry** The dialogue: *robin*

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I don't know what you're all talking about. These are all 100% accurate.

[@Bartre_God]

1:32 was it a HISTORY OF JAPAN refrence?

[@gardner.emilia]

YEP

[@sterlingmuse5808]

This video is 80% references

[@roaringthunder115]

Chrom-So Robin, what do you want to eat? Grima-THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT! Robin-A bagel Grima-NOOOO Robin-Two bagels

[@ratenthusiast4000]

The walhart bit killed me

[@toschiworlds7212]

Walhart is the best father

[@ulissesleal2002]

1:45 seems like someone has been playing Super Mario 64.

[@RoWiGRaTH]

Seeing Donnel with a big bushy mustache has made my night. I need a mod for this, right now.

[@ajddavid452]

didn't expect chrome to reference bill wurtz

[@chromthechrommander7186]

This is great, thank you so much for making this :)

[@azul-currymagician4909]

YA SAVED ME I OWE YOU MY LIFE ... no I died.

[@yuffurgeliko6648]

Ravioli ravioli give me the Emblemoli" bro I died on that part

[@trearoos]

Best part is I saw that episode.

[@bellablondon6172]

That’s the best part

[@luckyc4t110]

Who is Chrom's wife in this? aka 85% of his impulse control?

[@aceelle6557]

Hmmm... Probably Maribelle. I'm sure Sumia and Olivia could control him somehow as well, but I feel like if he's with them he'd never wanna put them through that since it's really OOC for them lmao Then there's Sully She'd probably encourage him to cut off all the sleeves

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

Maribelle....

[@lncompetentGaming]

Robin

[@karissk1770]

maiden

[@joelowes7893]

Sully she is the best wife for chrom anyway

[@ZixaHitori]

i NEVER Knew what the moustache referance came from, UNTIL I JUST WATCHED MARIO & LUIGI PAPER JAM BOSS MEDLEY AGAINST KING BOB OMB...

[@Atlos769]

It says Robin at 1:00 when it should say Henry 😂

[@3rdDayfan777]

I see the creator of these is a Team Four Star fan.

[@SylasBeleren1980]

That’s the sound of people dying, Henry!

[@ichi_san]

lmao this was so funny but the Henry acting was so on point, could definitely see this in canon and the Gangrel lines were so ICONIC

[@WednesdayMan]

"Ravioli, Ravioli, Give me the Emblemoli!" How about No!

[@Superemie401]

Chrom, Robin, Frederick and Lissa: HOW ABOUT NO!!!

[@parsleytheherb5539]

Loved Henry's llama's with hats reference

[@josephspector2286]

0:19, wow Charles Manson dyed his hair white and has been hiding out in Plegia this entire time.

[@DarthSigma86]

0:33 That M.Bison reference tho!

[@TheJimmyShow6]

Another Street Fighter fan?

[@Fukei_Mono]

I would unironically follow Walhart's advice. But first, I need to work my body out enough for me to actually rip a door off its hinges

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Henry with a moustache is hilarious XD

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Nevermind, everything Henry in this video is hilarious

[@meisterlink6027]

*Everything Henry is hilarious. There now it is right

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Meisterlink I already said that, but you're still completely right

[@meisterlink6027]

Sterling Muse You just said that everything Henry in this video is hilarious. I mean literally everything Henry

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Meisterlink Ah... Well in that case, the support with Ricken where he talks about how all the bosses we killed earlier in the game had families is actually pretty tragic. His smile only makes it worse.

[@yorha2b680]

Well. Grima DID kinda kill his "father." XD.

[@trearoos]

Yes. Yes he did. Validar was a bad daddy.

[@yorha2b680]

trearoos I was referring to Forneus from Shadows of Valentia. XD.

[@trearoos]

Ah, sorry. I finished that game but didn't play the bonus stuff.

[@yorha2b680]

No need to apologize, it's cool. All will be explained when you go through the Thabes Labyrinth.

[@trearoos]

Tried to play it. It was way too hard.

[@gigantosaurusrez1917]

0:16 paper jam reference

[@TheArchiTenshi]

The llamas in hats reference got me

[@roaringthunder115]

Grima-THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT Robin-A bagel Grima-NOOO! Robin-Two Bagels!

[@resiifonse6740]

Grima: Yes yes I killed your father *with a big smile as Lucina is upset* 😂 Classic

[@toasterstrooder8628]

0:17: How did Donnel and Ricken manage to grow such beautiful mustaches when they're not even fully grown adults? I'm asking for personal reasons.

[@trearoos]

Uuuuum... Because... magic?

[@Superemie401]

Chrom: What is this madness?!

[@DoctorSpacebar]

They grew it through sheer force of will like Gordito from Dr. McNinja

[@NintendoGirl49]

*BUT SHE'S JUST A BABY!*

[@Superemie401]

Frederick: Crap…

[@linkthesniper4346]

0:30 Did anybody get the reference in this segment? Because I certainly did!

[@OmegaGamer104]

I got a sneaking suspicion that Walhart was channeling Duma there.

[@lokithetrickstergod2100]

Fredrick wants to workout with Sully lol

[@roaringthunder115]

Henry killed me

[@matthijscalje4143]

1:29 a history of the entire world I guess reference

[@zhengwenyu1587]

Close, it's Japan

[@michaela5737]

Henry's dark magic fidget spinner? Also, history of japan reference (And no, I didn't mess up my capitalization)

[@themphantom9138]

The Dating Tip works so well!

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

1:23 gets 145 damage by a tree

[@yeetman3373]

A graystillplays sims 4 vid in a nutshell 0:03

[@altair3545]

*Establish DOMINANCE*

[@axbx9127]

E s t a b l i s h - D o m i n a n c e

[@BarelyDecentProduction]

only marry walhart for the big big big BIG.....army

[@laranjo895]

*RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE EMBLEMOLI*

[@piegirl8263]

Concerned Dad Chrom

[@azuryswowzers7994]

the part that killed me: the fUCING WAY HE SAID “two bagels”

[@reinav.3674]

I’m pretty sure all the Henry stuff is accurate

[@True_Edgelord]

That Walhart one

[@captainwoolbeard2447]

2:17 *T-Poses*

[@B_A-tr]

0:48 and the resplendant alt agrees

[@Nezu-Kong]

Dbza and llamas with hats references got me

[@chumbum3041]

insert tfs quote

[@Bloxmon-dk1ms]

Can I have three bagels?

[@alchemykamishiro]

NOOOOOO

[@xavierlilim1838]

Ah, Mario and Luigi reference. Nice

[@zaidenroces8884]

Lilith the Incubus which time is the reference

[@xavierlilim1838]

Zaiden Roces 0:17

[@zaidenroces8884]

Thanks

[@zaidenroces8884]

...

[@zaidenroces8884]

What is the name of the Mario and Luigi reference

[@shadowclaw7210]

Alm hearing Walhart advice:Thats ma boi.

[@chilly8607]

Immersion ruined, Frederick would only want to do push-ups with Milord or Robin.

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Robin can be a beautiful lady though

[@snakeusa7885]

The third one... That was a Watch reference from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

[@edwardking9359]

Frederick being Vimes and Robin being carrot, if i remember correctly

[@wannabehistorian371]

I love the hint of a British accent lol.

[@halallink2003]

Cervantes, the make version of Miranda from Thrasia confirmed!

[@lizzymarlow5208]

oh maker....love it

[@lyblank6946]

This is awesome!

[@anniesmiles4758]

Walmart dating tips 😂

[@kamiikaleidoscope8338]

"Open the country." Me: Checks date Me: THEY HAVE PREDICTED THE FUTURE

[@sterlingmuse5808]

If only it wasn't a direct quote from the video "history of japan" Then it might have meant more

[@sayzar9474]

*ESTABLISH* *_DOMINANCE_*

[@strawberrycake3474]

Tfw literally everyone quotes TFS

[@thegreenguy4666]

That first one makes me think of Eddie Brock and Venom

[@GRK_2024]

alm: that's your dating tip? you should try slaying a god infront of her too, you are too weak my descendent

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Cervantes is just Chief Chilly