Green Screening myself into random shows to make them more realistic.
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@CrabbyMcDoom3 жыл бұрын
"If we should step on a mine sir, what should we do?" "Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area."
@Zemohc3 жыл бұрын
I do that every time I eat taco bell.
@joeyaragdrian59613 жыл бұрын
Blackadder at its best.
@redstonecasey47133 жыл бұрын
Blackadder references: never expected, always appreciated.
@Cyberdynemodel10193 жыл бұрын
Epic comment
@owenreuby3 жыл бұрын
"Permission to yell Bravo at an annoyingly loud volume sir?"
@K1W1fly2 жыл бұрын
You simply draw a grid over the minefield. Chose one square and it will say how many mines are in adjoining squares. I knew all that training "back in the day" would be useful sometime! :)
@david-468 Жыл бұрын
That’s correct if a military is laying the mines/professional, like that tactic wouldn’t work against the Taliban too effective, is what I’m trying to say
@xXOFrannieOXx Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@SupportMensMentalHealth Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kitjohnson2767 Жыл бұрын
And plant red flags on suspected mines.
@TerrorLTZ Жыл бұрын
Thanks college humor for that one.
@DG-en7do2 жыл бұрын
The best part of this episode is when the home owner comes out to stop the boys, tells them theyre in a mine field and that he knows exacrly where each one is, then proceeds to step on a mine
@keithlarsen7557 Жыл бұрын
That is actually realistic. When it rains, mines shift.
@neardarkroad1347 Жыл бұрын
@@keithlarsen7557 because the ground shift or something? I don't know the exact term
@randomperson58925 Жыл бұрын
@neardarkroad1347 yea, ever see, paving stones drift away from their paths?
@Davidofthelost Жыл бұрын
What was the owner doing that required a minefield? Because why would ANY owner have a MINEFIELD on his property?!?
@whynotnofi8278 Жыл бұрын
He was a gun nut basically that didn’t want to be bothered.
@IncredibleMD3 жыл бұрын
If he had said "that's a good sign, actually, because it means his heart's still beating", it would've made it a lot better.
@Sarah12471Ай бұрын
Right, and while its obvious thats the logic, it also can easily sound like hes sayinh its good to bleed
@Jdek114323 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when you realize the amount of paperwork this would require
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
Holy shit hahahaha
@BuildItBricks3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DJmenegment3 жыл бұрын
Shit, the HR department is here! Quickly duck into cover! xD
@nottherealpaulsmith2 жыл бұрын
someone's insurance agent is going to have an aneurysm
@dodojesus45292 жыл бұрын
@@DJmenegment its 15 people wit AR-15 ready to fire everyone they see
@TrevonSmith123 жыл бұрын
“He’s bleeding out. That’s a good sign”. Lol tourniquet companies are going out of business.
@CrabbyMcDoom3 жыл бұрын
As long as he's bleeding he probably has a pulse. That's the only positive thing I can see about it.
@TheNitroG13 жыл бұрын
@@CrabbyMcDoom aaaaand that was the point...but the lesson here is if you want to make a joke, ignore context. like the context for instance that the shockwave from the bag of heavy shit hitting the ground actually would trigger mines in a area around where the impact happened that is in fact larger than the object you dropped. so painting a safety circle is fine. also the "bag of shrapnel"...what is it filled with? because if it's ropes they are going to be just fine even if they trigger a mine because the ropes are going to absorb shrapnel not turn into shrapnel.
@HM2SGT3 жыл бұрын
All bleeding stops eventually
@sabinal173 жыл бұрын
please tell me that was just a bad film edit :/
@MizukiHawkeye3 жыл бұрын
Damn millennials killing the tourniquet industry
@GuitarxWolf3 жыл бұрын
*Bomb squad is 45 minutes out* “How much time does the boy have?” “Not 45 minutes...maybe 44 minutes and 59 seconds...probably 44 minutes and 58...”
@gamedemon892 жыл бұрын
45 “45 what?” 44
@chibiprussia55742 жыл бұрын
There's also the time that the bomb squad needs to defuse the mines or whatever
@donniethezombie4495 Жыл бұрын
@@gamedemon89 holy shit i laughed so loud at this! Such a simple fucking joke but dude that was a good one
@marcosdheleno Жыл бұрын
@@chibiprussia5574 dont forget the time the bomb squad needs to setup and analize the situation and form a plan.
@ninjabearpress2574 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@MatthewLarson5783 жыл бұрын
“Alright, just walk out there and if you hear a large booming sound or feel the sensation of your legs being blown off, just shout ‘found one!’”
@yasininn7611 ай бұрын
-and if we can hear you over the explosions and screamed of death, we'll come rescue what's left of you and defuse it in NO time
@walterkoziol38227 ай бұрын
And if you and your leg are salvageable we'll get you to the hospital A.S.A.P. to reattach it back to your body. However, you're going to lose your nickname Big Man. Don't worry, you'll be getting a new nickname. How does Gimpy sound to you?
@joshkeene84573 жыл бұрын
Kid: *bleeding to death from leg wound* Firefighter: “ThAt’S a GoOd SiGn AcTuAlLy!”
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
I died there. WTF is he thinking? Is he implying that dead people don't bleed? Cuz when they die they magically instantly coagulate at once?
@MySexyParrots3 жыл бұрын
"Sir! He was decapitated in the car wreck." "That's a good sign. It means he won't have trouble breathing and he won't have to worry about spinal injuries!"
@BuildItBricks3 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots it’s because he isn’t breathing 😂😂😂
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots well, in a wayz you ain't wrong. A dead patient doesn't have to worry about dying anymore
@trashcontent48513 жыл бұрын
@@BuildItBricks no neck means no airways to be blocked
@alexn57433 жыл бұрын
Jump on top of the shrapnel trampoline is not a sentence I have ever heard but if the rare circumstances arise I will endeavor to add it to my lexicon
@danmiller70795 ай бұрын
I thought using movie lines when I was arresting someone was cleaver “badguy: you’re not a real cop!” Me: “this is a real badge, I’m a real cop, this is a real f*&*ing gun!” You had to be there.😅
@alexn57435 ай бұрын
@@danmiller7079 still sounds pretty clever to me!
@kyrab791417 күн бұрын
Is that not just a trampoline? Or maybe that should be called "bone breaker"? 🤔
@adamsmall55983 жыл бұрын
And the kid is holding his brother's head and torso up, above the bleeding leg wound. That's bonus points on the Bleeding Out Good Sign game, right?
@TheEplestugas3 жыл бұрын
He is worried about the bleeding, this is one of the fastest way to stop it.
@commanderwill22482 жыл бұрын
@@TheEplestugas he sure won't have any blood to bleed
@Suojeluninja3 жыл бұрын
I actually did blow a bangalore in a simulated minefield while in the military while being in the firefighting unit, but as basic training given to all in the Engineering Brigade. Ironically I got in charge of a squad of firefighters despite being the least experienced as far as firefighting goes, due to being the highest in rank and the best shot. (Army logic.) It did kind of work out as I sticked to delegating tasks and handling communications not trying to micromanage anything.
@traxathon44643 жыл бұрын
That kind of leadership is actually shown to be one of the most effective methods, in any field really. Trust that your people are competent and respect their ability to do their job, and they'll respect your leadership and be willing to follow your lead when making the important calls. Of course, this kind of falls apart if your people don't know how to do their jobs properly, but other than that it's very good leadership skills on your part!
@18947ful3 жыл бұрын
A leader never needs to be the best at their field. A common misconception. At a certain level it is even detrimental to some leaders to know too much about a topic. Because then the micromanagement starts and everyone involved gets fucked. You gotta be good at knowing who to trust, what task to delegate and where you need to relax.
@kevincornell14392 жыл бұрын
i was medical paper pusher in the army and due to a mix up was placed with high speed combat solders for WLC. rangers, sniper and infantry. when we went to do the FTX (run by former rangers) I was put on point due to my PT score, weapons qualification and having the shiniest boots lol. i kicked a trip line because i felt something snag my boot and got everyone wiped out. they guy in charge almost failed for putting me on point. I passed when put in charge because able to avoid an ambush by changing the route I laid out half way threw. infuriated one of the other instructors that sat and waited for me in ambush on my preplanned lol.
@ethribin418811 ай бұрын
Well, that IS how you lead propper. So, good job!
@-_M-_3 жыл бұрын
"that's a good sign actually" Me not even a rookie yet: OKAY who gave you your ems license? Cause I'd like a word with them.
@pucamisc3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori my friend.
@-_M-_3 жыл бұрын
@@pucamisc Memento mori
@randyayo28463 жыл бұрын
Right, a better line would have been...”He’s still conscious”
@-_M-_3 жыл бұрын
@@randyayo2846 That would have been WAY better. But do people still bleed even when they're unconscious?
What about *Hazmat Bingo* *Smoke-Eating Spiderman* *Sticky blue fire* *WE'RE CUTTING A HOLE IN A ROOF* & *HR sends their love!* ?
@emb_ivy3 жыл бұрын
The leg bleeding being a "good thing" reminds me of station 19, where twice now they've said a patient is too unstable to go in the ambulance. Um...what?
@emb_ivy3 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown_Genius No such thing as "too unstable" to take a ride in the boo boo bus. Thats kinda why we exist. 🙃
@emb_ivy3 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown_Genius I feel like you're stating the obvious and missing the point of the original comment. Also, go watch the scenes the original comment was referencing, since you said you haven't. Bye. ✌
@abigailc88294 ай бұрын
The only reason I can think of that would make this make some sort of sense is if the patient had a neck injury and couldn't be moved without risking paralysis. But I'm assuming that's not what happens in the scenes. Lol
@LunamrathP3 ай бұрын
@@abigailc8829 Even then there are tools to move people in those situations. Or else, what else would you do with them?
@Akoalawithshades Жыл бұрын
From my mine sweeping experience, you are meant to choose a random spot, but a series of numbers should appear around you, telling you how many bombs are next to you. So this is very odd.
@green_pikmin9 ай бұрын
I think the numbers didn't appear cuz he used the bag, you need direct ground contact iirc
@christiangelsomine16823 жыл бұрын
Is it only me or does everyone else love these videos when he green screens himself into these shows
@mik3ymomo3 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm is a high form of comedy in my opinion.
@LPHGaruda13 жыл бұрын
Im with you there @Christian
@joerepoman13 жыл бұрын
I do!!! Devils suck though
@ptmy85903 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it.
@dinotje0703 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@moviehermit56313 жыл бұрын
What was their plan if the bag went onto a mine? Just duck, cover their head, and _hope_ the explosion doesn’t kill them? (or send them into another mine)
@ricowatchdog72623 жыл бұрын
In that scene the bag does go into a mine and it goes off but somehow they all made it out without a scratch 🤣
@Ascaron13373 жыл бұрын
@@ricowatchdog7262 Are you fucking kidding me? xD
@ricowatchdog72623 жыл бұрын
@@Ascaron1337 I'm not look it up! I was watching it with my mom and at that point I had to leave because it was to funny! 🤣
@Ascaron13373 жыл бұрын
@@ricowatchdog7262 Jesus Christ, what a new level of stupid set by the show :'D
@gm68923 жыл бұрын
@@Ascaron1337 even better, the boy got hurt cause the guy who planted the mines stepped on one. like 50 feet away, and the shrapmetal flew all the way over. The mine the 'captain' set off. was right between he and the kids. like 10 feet apart. all fine. i too had to stop watching for a bit
@theunkownbanana18233 жыл бұрын
Could coach the kid on how to tourniquet his brother's leg using a belt, maybe the sleeves of one of their jackets. Buy yourself some more time before he bleeds out. Just a suggestion, you do you.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
It gets worse buddy!: *There was an episode in 2020 Fox911LA where there was an autistic kid who was smart enough to tourniquet an injured man's leg!*
@crowdemon_archives2 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 excuse me what
@coover653 жыл бұрын
Kid; "He's bleeding from a leg wound". FF; "It's OK kid. All bleeding stops eventually". I'm waiting for the "Quick, give me some cricoid pressure". "Sure, which locker do you keep it in?" scene.........
@FrikInCasualMode3 жыл бұрын
Answer is obvious: Hurt. Locker.
@patrickbrooks27433 жыл бұрын
As a guy who learned how to clear minefields in the army, this video is nothing but cringe.
@jonfillion37323 жыл бұрын
Hell its a pucker factor just hearing the minehound beep.
@eliasbogdo3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how to clear a minefield and still cringed, must be so much worse for you lol. Imagine writing this scene and feeling so smart.
@lastswordfighter3 жыл бұрын
It's clear the entire show is cringe. Every clip I see of it getting mocked and ripped apart shows they don't even have a budget for fire hose scenes. They're always using fire extinguishers even when the fires are too strong for them to be effective.
@Vesperitis3 жыл бұрын
just out of curiosity, how would and EOD solve this situation?
@scottgage95413 жыл бұрын
Wait your telling me all that expensive mine clearing equipment we had in the Army was for nothing. We just needed to throw heavy bags down to find out where to walk.
@smokingdog93493 жыл бұрын
Kid: My brothers hurt! Also his brother: *has a hole inside his leg that is so big I could fit a can of soda into it.*
@hellcat__o72803 жыл бұрын
"that's a good sign actually"
@rockyhooks33723 жыл бұрын
Oh it means he’s okay, wrap it up guys false alarm, the kids good to go
@snowfox47043 жыл бұрын
My question is how the flying f*ck is your brother still alive after that wound size?! How much blood does he have?!
@smokingdog93493 жыл бұрын
@@snowfox4704 he’s built different
@tsk9613 жыл бұрын
2 in one deal, A brother, and a cup holder for only $4.99, you can get yourself this sick deal, today!
@LilHudy883 жыл бұрын
I honestly want like a 30 min episode of this.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
He cant: *Fox911 will need to call to the 911 for why 911 is roasting Fox911!*
@ATFprdepartment3 жыл бұрын
“That’s a good sign, Bc if he’s bleeding that means he still has blood inside of him” Medic of the fucking year award goes to...
@chaosXP3RT3 жыл бұрын
Who tf thinks of the plot for these TV show episodes? "Use a scaling ladder and then jump into the middle of the minefield. He'll use a duffle bag then to 'detect' any mines!"
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Answer: *S3K5-crazed women who only want to see and think of men going into a random impossible and improbable danger in the last minute, and succeeding in an improbable way🤣*
@ameliawilder283 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 wtf?
@projectdaaltaran3 жыл бұрын
I get where he is coming from with making fun of the guy for saying that's a good sign. This show has a point with that statement. Heavy bleeding means that his blood pressure hasn't crashed yet. But I probably would be talking him through how to slow that bleeding down so we dont get to the crash sooner. Its kind of stupid to just tell a victims family member that bleeding a lot us good.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
The bleeding is a good sign of life but the *EXCESS BLOOD NOT STAYING IN BODY* , was the true trigger point for FDCs words
@projectdaaltaran3 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 I think the idea for the show was that they couldn't do anything till they got there so it was good because it meant they still had time. In reality, there is no reason why the bystander couldn't be walked through trying to stabilize the victim while they tried to get there. Honestly I'd try to get a radio to the kid and have one dedicated individual to instruct him on the first aid and getting info like pulse from him.
@liesdamnlies33723 жыл бұрын
@@projectdaaltaran Better yet, getting a radio to them might even be something you could do without playing Bomb Squad Leapfrog.
@LowPing1563 жыл бұрын
Wrapping a belt or something around his wound to stop the bleeding. Is that the best course of action?
@iz23332 жыл бұрын
Eh I mean a patient screaming can be good sign because it let's you know they're alive and conscious but bleeding out? That might tell you that their hearts beating but also that they're currently in the process of dying.
@thedurkenwarden3 жыл бұрын
I think stabbing the ground with a knife while prone would be **slightly** safer
@DJmenegment3 жыл бұрын
I would guess it could be even bit faster
@personthing882 жыл бұрын
WW2 it worked then
@andrewgreeb9162 жыл бұрын
@@personthing88 I dunno they made German prisoners of war do that and too many of them died
@personthing882 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgreeb916 But many soldiers such as paratroopers did it and most survived
@ONEIL3112 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgreeb916 they were also under fire and told to not disarm them most of the time but move them. sometimes in the dark. Also the SS and commissars were involved during those operation too. so yeah pretty sure there was probably few killings to motivate them or the guards were bored and thought hey I wonder what would happen if I shot that mine that dude is slowly digging out of the ground.
@karen11883 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes Bomb Squad Leapfrog.. HR loves this game better then Hazmat Bingo. Plus if Rocket man goes off. At least HR will send their love!
@Station7Jason3 жыл бұрын
As an active duty Navy mineman this is extreme cringe.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Do you guys use mine anti-mine tractors to explode or dig out mines?
@coover653 жыл бұрын
As a paramedic these whole shows cringe. TBH, I've watched "9-1-1" for one full episode, and never bothered with "9-1-1 Lone Star". I think riding a Pogo stick through a minefield would be less painful than watching a few of these shows.
@sidawan92973 жыл бұрын
I lost it as a civil as well when they threw an object at the mine and expected it to go off. Like aren't mines exploding when the pressure is released?
@nobodyreally8343 жыл бұрын
Anti mine tractor makes me think of the pictures my history teacher showed us of when he was on duty in Afghanistan, building roads. Their scraper had gotten done scraping and when the driver lifted the blade up and pulled away, there was an ancient russian anti tank mine stuck on the side of the blade.
@DJmenegment3 жыл бұрын
@@sidawan9297 Nope, that is not how mines work. Mine goes off right after "enough" pressure is put on the pressure plate. The idea of mine going off AFTER the pressure is released is made by WW2 german S-mine, which was launched into the air and exploded in the air after few seconds passed after triggering the mine. So no, this part of the show is right, even tho it is incredibly stupid. Really they just threw a lot more shrapnels around AND to top it off, they were standing on a crane few meters in the air which is worse then doing this shit on the ground since the energy of the explosion (plus shrapnels) is always going to be upwards.
@Phaaze863 жыл бұрын
I show my wife these videos immediately because she watches the show. She hates me.
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
How's It been, being divorce I mean? What? By now I suppose you are already divorced
@greenbeen_0793 жыл бұрын
I would do that to
@williamdunhan3413 жыл бұрын
She needs better taste in tv shows
@jackiechan_wtf40413 жыл бұрын
You're wife should be thankful, she has a husband that is brute honest instead of a "yes men". 💁♂️
@admirallilyАй бұрын
You’re doing the world a great serve. Thank you.
@Hollywood1138072 жыл бұрын
I love this one because I have experience with a situation like this. While fighting a bush fire we crossed into an old bomb range (inactive for about 50 years) without realising it until one of the Helitacks pointed it out. At which point we had to sit there for a couple of hours until an army tech and their team got there to confirm the track behind us was clear. That was a great day...
@willowstar1573 жыл бұрын
Everyone trashing on the “that’s a good sign!” but I mean, if you think about it, that kids already been bleeding for who knows how long (Texas, so far out in the middle of nowhere a man can turn his front lawn into a dang minefield) so I’d be more concerned if he wasn’t anymore without having stopped it lmao
@riderofrohan88403 жыл бұрын
I am still confused why the kids were in the minefield to begin with
@thecatsaysmeow97953 жыл бұрын
@@riderofrohan8840 🤷♂️ trespassing to go cow tipping 🤷♂️
@Starannify3 жыл бұрын
@@thecatsaysmeow9795 What an efficient way to blow a cow to smithereens for hamburger! /s
@admirallilyАй бұрын
It’s the lack of useful follow up that people are criticizing which FDC pointed out clearly.
@HariSeldon9133 жыл бұрын
The guy crossing the field needs to let the lady with the binoculars know that it's ok, he's a leaf on the wind.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
He's going to become *Ashes in the air if he did this in a real combat minefield!*
@estyria59613 жыл бұрын
Shiny
@PhantomStella3 жыл бұрын
Too soon bro
@ahumanmerelybeing2 жыл бұрын
And now I'm sad. Thanks for that.
@davidstorrs Жыл бұрын
Well, they *were* wearing very shiny hats...
@PershingOfficial3 жыл бұрын
I really question how people actually take the show seriously 🤨
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
I feel dumber whenever I see this tiny clips, imagine the whole show
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
How and why would any city in USA have a field full of underground bombs?!
@demonknight79653 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 abandoned Launch silos.
@shyowl34533 жыл бұрын
honestly its probably just the drama that gets middle aged women with no medical/fire/really any real life experience to watch it, as you know no one with any training in any of those fields can watch this and not just be cringing the whole time at the stupidity and disregard for anything logical
@daleharden17493 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the show, but God knows I don't take it seriously.
@ccasazza80163 жыл бұрын
The three people that disliked this are in that scene.
@skydiverclassc20313 жыл бұрын
They work for the tourniquet company.
@JollyOl2 жыл бұрын
Part of me wishes he did this cover for an entire movie. Absolutely love these.
@peinek3 жыл бұрын
Minefield..... of course it's Texas
@SecretlyATrout3 жыл бұрын
Old ordinance plant in Indiana has chemical dumps and marked minefields that are fenced off
@riderofrohan88403 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know how the kids got into the middle of it
@peinek3 жыл бұрын
@@riderofrohan8840 luck
@Maxdubi3 жыл бұрын
@@riderofrohan8840 the script that’s how
@wescoleman62403 жыл бұрын
@@riderofrohan8840 You’d be surprised how easy it is to get into a minefield, I’ve heard a story from a man who was a kid during WW2 and some soldiers gawked at them as they just unwittingly biked through a minefield. Also the point of a minefield is typically to be a surprise so if they aren’t seen then whoever planted them did a pretty good job
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
One word: *H E L I C O P T E R*
@VulpeculaJoy3 жыл бұрын
Rotorwash could be troublesome. Beter have it hover a few dozen feet higher than usual.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Two names: *US National gaurd* and *Bomb patrol*
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
@@VulpeculaJoy whats rotorwash?
@turinmormegil77153 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 I like the way you think
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
@@turinmormegil7715 Rotorwash is the turbulent wind spinning gusts that is produced from the rotor blades pushing the air to the ground. *He's talking about when helicopters spin and push dust all around them*
@YTSaltyGamer3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry sir! We are placing the anti-bomb remover on the bomb!" "Ok but what is this anti-bomb remover?" "A bag of Shrapn-" "You there?" "Hello?" "Guess he hit the bomb"
@pancake40612 жыл бұрын
It's anti-bomb remover because it kills the guy removing the mines.
@BewareTheCarpenter2 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling this guy would be awesome to play a DnD or another TTRPG with. To be a firefighter/ ambulance medic you have to be able to read and remember a bunch of rules that you follow but he still has the ability to be funny and creative. Not to mention fast math and creative problem-solving.
@astartesfanboy52943 жыл бұрын
lets go boys another green screen, something great yet again. And we all know that playing leapfrogger with mines is the only way to traverse a minefield, I mean, how else would you ever get past a field of mines in any way shape or form other then jumping around?
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Their are ANTI mine digger machines and US national gaurd has bomb-proof MRAPs and tanks... But none of those can save those boys!🤣😂
@astartesfanboy52943 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 to be fair it'd be a while to get something like an MRAP or MATV there.
@tylerblubaugh55493 жыл бұрын
@@astartesfanboy5294 but fast as fuck to get a helicopter and well life flight is a thing and they are supposed to have great pilots so get close enough to grab the kids and haul them in
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
@buffalo wt Smarter question: *Why would any city in USA have a field full of underground bombs!*
@djg87913 жыл бұрын
British Paratroopers in Afghanistan did exactly this to get to other soldiers who were trapped in a minefield, they all got fucked up, a lot of medals were awarded and 3 died I believe.
@rockythesnailracechampion71443 жыл бұрын
So basically if you're near a minefield without a dude who can detect and disarm explosives, just stay the fuck away?
@thewingedhussairs9313 жыл бұрын
Only one guy died
@thewingedhussairs9313 жыл бұрын
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 they didn’t know it was there. The minefield was left over from Russian occupation.
@stormisuedonym45993 жыл бұрын
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 _Technically_ speaking, anyone can detect and disarm an explosive. Once.
@Gkitchens13 жыл бұрын
@@stormisuedonym4599 the explosives can disarm them twice though.
@CGPN1033 жыл бұрын
EMS wouldn’t be anywhere NEAR that call until it’s cleared lmaoo
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Apparently Fox911 EMS is also *National Gaurd* and *bomb squad!*
@tammyt34343 жыл бұрын
Lone Star: It's okay! You can park your ambulance right here. Me: *throws truck into reverse
@Crayzyy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm an actual 911 dispatcher. These guys would be staging about a half mile away lol
@shohamblau2 жыл бұрын
From experience, if these are tank mines, just walk on over. If these are anti personal mines, simply use a bulldozer with a scoop and move a path. Another safer way is to go over with a knife/ poke and start making a trail, marking every mine. But most of the times mines are easily visible as there's an indent in the surface, or no foliage.
@pazza4555 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, a lot of kids picked up APMs, not knowing what they were. A colleague of mine worked in Kabul teaching kids how to recognize and avoid mines.
@TheRealMystProductions3 жыл бұрын
Day 12 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes Fire and Rescue next!
@Vesperitis3 жыл бұрын
here as usual to give my support
@maxharris7673 жыл бұрын
“He’s bleeding out.. that’s a good sigh” tourniquet company’s 📉📉
@talienanaquin74454 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your videos!! I laugh so hard every video! Thank you for doing what you do. You educate people in a funny way. Keep doing what you do. ❤
@JohnTaylor-tl1gh3 жыл бұрын
Victims friend: He's bleeding a lot Captain : Good. If their ain't blood under him their ain't blood in him. Victim's friend: Fair enough. I mean I'm a little lost but fair enough.
@_GhostMiner10 ай бұрын
*There
@AsuraBoss3 жыл бұрын
"If you step on a landmine, congratulations, you just disarmed a landmine."
@haruhisuzumiya66503 ай бұрын
And yourself from Earth 😂
@th3_pl3b3 жыл бұрын
YoU bOyS aRe In A mInEfIeLd
@vhgiv3 жыл бұрын
A what!!?
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Why are there mines in Texas Fox 911?!
@xcr8ivex7083 жыл бұрын
"Tourniquet companies, shut it down!" *walks into mine field*
@nolimetangere23643 жыл бұрын
make this sort of video a regular series. You nail this so well and its among your most hilarious work.
@FreeDom-ge8xj3 жыл бұрын
“We’ve been doing it wrong all this time!”
@ApetureTestSubject10 ай бұрын
I'd love to know what these guys were planning to do if they actually dropped the bag on a mine. "Well, the bag exploded and we're in the middle of a minefield. Can someone else precariously bring out another bag, or are we just stuck here?"
@igotthatgoinforme91823 жыл бұрын
Helo with a good pilot. That way the skids never touch ground but hover a foot off the ground. You then have a medic stand on the skids to lift both kids in the bird. and that is how you would maintain scene safety and BSI....wait is this not a national registry test question?
@zuludude23 жыл бұрын
Or just use a sling from the helo, even safer than standing on the skids.
@igotthatgoinforme91823 жыл бұрын
@@zuludude2 well thats just crazy common sense has no place here sir
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
@@igotthatgoinforme9182 Chuck Norris can run into the field survive the explosion and save the kids!
@thewingedhussairs9313 жыл бұрын
What if the helicopter kicks up rocks that hit the mines. It would be best to have a helicopter with a winch.
@stormisuedonym45993 жыл бұрын
@@thewingedhussairs931 Or even just the air pressure hitting an anti-personnel mine just right.
@hereinoz70513 жыл бұрын
As an ex firefighter this is truly one of my favourite KZbin channels. I'd love to be on this guys crew, it'd never be dull. 🤣🤣
@laurac.85743 жыл бұрын
I would give just about anything to see Jason green screened into old Emergency and Medical Center episodes.
@Paul-ie1xp3 жыл бұрын
The British Army used to teach (and they try to deny it now) a technique where you take your day sack and push it ahead of you while you try to cross a potential minefield.... So this clip is kind of in sync with a certain type of thinking.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
I can only guess why Britsh army denies or no longer teaches this tactic anymore!
@Rocdog3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU Jason. Just when you think these shows can’t get any more moronic, the writers say “HOLD MY BEER!”
@cody82173 жыл бұрын
I don't think the cucks that write these shows drink beer. Mostly soy latte's.
@Rocdog3 жыл бұрын
@@cody8217 good point
@BirchMonkey8575 ай бұрын
This video led me to look up whether it's possible irl to detect mines via thermal imaging, and apparently it is. tbh I thought it was just a gameplay thing in a couple of different games (e.g. Metal Gear) before. I learned something!
@SoranoGuardias3 жыл бұрын
As someone who is trained to defeat antipersonnel emplacements..... this hurts so much to watch.
@Azivegu3 жыл бұрын
Bro, first: thanks for your work. Secondly, as a non trained antipersonnel emplacements person, same amount of cringe. And all my expertise comes from The Hurt Locker and Under Sandet (Land of Mine)
@tgd29843 жыл бұрын
@@Azivegu hurt locker is more Hollywood bs like this show
@Azivegu3 жыл бұрын
@@tgd2984 that's the joke...
@valmarsiglia2 жыл бұрын
01:54 "He's bleeding real bad" LOL! There's one patch of blood on his jeans and nothing is flowing. It hasn't even dripped past the seam ffs!
@kevincandelario25732 жыл бұрын
I love how he's just doing this like in his laundry roo.
@hoosierman66653 жыл бұрын
That Green screen was probably the best investment you ever made for this channel.
@MrMartinSchou3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking at this and wondering, why not just use the hoses to wash away the top soil covering any potential mines? If the mines go off, it's relatively harmful, and depending on how much water you have access to, you might even be able to carve a path wide enough for a truck or ambulance to drive down.
@chaosXP3RT3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure that would work
@xzardas5413 жыл бұрын
How you dare to use logic in the hollywood.!
@rhamph3 жыл бұрын
So the plan is to push a collection of mud and undetonated mines direct at or near the victims?
@pucamisc3 жыл бұрын
@@rhamph and yet it’s still smarter than the show’s plan
@tylerblubaugh55493 жыл бұрын
@@chaosXP3RT better than yeet ing a bag and jumping on it
@rambo88633 жыл бұрын
2:00 never heard bleeding was good, beside menstrual. Screaming i heard was good, since you know they consius
@DetectiveWraith Жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to calm the boy down… emphasis on my first two words.
@Donuts_random_stuff Жыл бұрын
@@DetectiveWraithI think the writer of the serie is incompetent No emphasis on my first 2 words, change it to I know
@tinytigertamer Жыл бұрын
Even though I love these shows, I definitely don’t watch them for the realism! I love watching you pick them apart
@haileyrigsby52092 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny. I loved the last part. He’s literally made my day soooo much better.
@Vanishingink43 жыл бұрын
1:13 the whole bag thing was used once. But it was in a completely different situation. A group of British soldiers walked into an unmarked Russian mine field and three were stuck one of which had both his legs blown off and they count not get the helicopter they needed. Worst part is the closest unit that had the helicopter they needed (which was a blackhawk which had a winch) was at an American unit and the British officers had to get permission to use it one man died and if I remember correctly it was seven men stuck in there. In order for the medic to get to them he used his bag the same way this guy did. The reason I said three was it was originally three but then more guys came down to try and figure out what happened only to set off more mines
@Donuts_random_stuff Жыл бұрын
A helicopter doesn’t sound safe because mines are most likely to be buried and the downwards force of the helicopter might set of mines as well Normally to get through a minefield they either take a metal detector and then find mines then try to identify the kind and some mines will be dugout and others have systems that let them go of if moved so they will remotely detonate them and then you have a faster way and that’s just launching a wire of explosives and that’ll blow up everything in your way including the soldiers that got stuck Also there are a lot more helicopters that have winches and can also rescue people, including more available Idk where this story comes from but I’d take it with a grain of salt 😅
@marquisdehoto16383 жыл бұрын
1:30 the guy on top of the ladder is like... what the fuck is he doing?
@nycot1073 жыл бұрын
Every soldier who has dealt with minefields be rolling on the floor right now XD
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Maybe they'll cringe at the very idea of *bomb squad leapfrog from PARAMEDICS and not BOMB SQUAD!*
@jreichart3 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin for the recommendation. This is comedy gold. Instant sub. I used to commentate all the “programs” my ex-wife used to watch. She HATED it. Wonder why we got divorced...... I’m gonna send her the link right now!
@warsprite18883 жыл бұрын
Quick Count: Everybody who Actually knows anything about ordnance disposal facepalming while their wives watched this very dramatic rescue on the edge of their seat? (Ding, Puts hand up in record time: First ones mine! First Ones MINE Dammit!) I have hence also decided to never tell me wife about all of the very dangerous poop I used to do on a daily basis that makes her "dramatic rescue" look like a walk in the park cause most TV shows don't have you "humping" (lugging) that guy (or girl and / or associated dead assed weight in gear or victims personal items, you know like the important stuff: i.e. like their random shopping for that day, can't forget those deals man) just rescued the required 5 to 10 miles back to the rig, truck or humvee and / or the associated struggle of keeping them alive the entire way, plus the struggle of not killing them on the way intentionally cause they just won't shut up. Nice. So glad that they got all that done in about 20mins, I was worried for about 30 seconds there. And yes I laughed big time when the guy "jumped on the bag". Have now decided to tell all the EOD guys they don't need all those robots and large trucks worth of gear including the funny looking "keep your organs in all the right places" suit now, they just need big black (the bags people) cotton bags to fill with random equipment so they can Jump on them! Yes! Finally, a one step solution! They might even cry, god I hope not! Yay (I think, maybe)!
@quinn98413 жыл бұрын
I keep wanting to apply logic to these situations but I just end up making myself sad
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Let me make you happier: 1. A field full of underground bombs in USA city? *Very realistic!* 2. Civic fire dept/ems (*and not bomb patrol/national gaurd* ) is summoned to go into the ground zero explosive scene and not just be the medical squad? *Got me in the first half not gonna lie* 🤣 3. Were just gonna ladder the guy into the minefield instead of helicoptering him and a basket to the boys?! *so convenient!* 4. "He's bleeding thats a good thing!" -yes his heart beating but that blood *HAS TO STAY INSIDE HIS BODY TO STAY ALIVE!* The end!
@brittabiberger15193 жыл бұрын
Really, I've never laughed so much and so hard in my live. 😃😉😄😂🤣 Got tears in the eyes. Jason you are a very funny guy, thank you so much for these vids. Made my day even if I'm in a bad mood. May god bless you and your colleagues. Thank you for sharing.
@andysmith52203 жыл бұрын
There is nothing better than watching you videos. Sure makes for a great day afterwards. My wife said other day that it's just a show. Unfortunately, people watch this crud and only creates issues I have to additionally have to deal with on scene. Great video
@owenreuby3 жыл бұрын
The whole jumping on a heavy back theory isn't completely out there. During Operation Herrick an incident occured at the Kajaki dam in which multiple British soldiers were severely injured after multiple mines detonated. The ,3 Para, medic used his bergen (loaded with his trauma gear) as a stepping stone to reach the most wounded soldiers.
@simon-86603 жыл бұрын
So this programme got its knowledge about bomb disposable from blackadder.
@howeboutthis Жыл бұрын
I love how its just "oh he's bleeding to death?😃 Good job👍" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JP0286Ай бұрын
I love how he greenscreened himself IN THE MINE FIELD AREA, like bro he is past the fence
@heartofthewild6805 ай бұрын
Does no one in this show own a metal detector? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure most land mines have metal in them
@thecamocampaindude51673 жыл бұрын
Bruh if the mines are old school enough you could just grab a FRICKIN METAL DETECTOR 1:41
@BC_W3 жыл бұрын
FDC: Gives accurate information. Movie/Series: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
@JasonLucaMatheis2 жыл бұрын
The Rocket man Joke was amazing. Can,t Stop laughing,🤣
@eegames32903 жыл бұрын
1:08 lol that's a better version of the song
@jonahstein30343 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't watch TV anymore. Tossing a heavy bag into *the middle of a minefield* is beyond stupid.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Why would any city in USA have a field full of underground bombs in the first place?!
@tylerblubaugh55493 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 not really except for like ordinance dumps but those tend to be like in the desert or other middle of nowhere place and heavily marked and fenced off
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
@@tylerblubaugh5549 It makes sense that military bases and grounds have mines for testing. *But why a normal PUBLIC farm in Texas would have landmines?!*
@tylerblubaugh55493 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 well odds are it's a private property and mabey not even a farm but the options are crazy or just an ass
@gm68923 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 it was a 'crazy anti goverment dude' who mined his own property. some Hollywood idiot put in there that the man got them from a surplus store. *even though they are illegal to use, even by the government .*
@katefresina8322 жыл бұрын
I know next to nothing about firefighting but that minefield bit had me stitches! Like wouldn't it have been easier to use a bomb sniffing dog or rat??
@jhoannapeterson76732 жыл бұрын
Lol this is hilarious. I watch this show all the time, and my bf used to be a firefighter and he sounds exactly like you when we watch the show together 😂
@reallyWyrd3 жыл бұрын
Show producers just throwing the most random sh-- at the characters. Maybe next week, they'll have to get passed a literal dragon?
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
No, next week they have to fight thanos with water!
@bodenking3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to see them fight a dragon though, that sounds awesome
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
@@bodenking Baldurs Gate 911.
@crowdemon_archives2 жыл бұрын
@@bodenking may as well be Monster Hunter at this point 😂
@meganamos85433 жыл бұрын
These shows are so terrible, and I love them.😂
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Remember the 911 Runaway car episode?! That crap would be impossible or easily solved in 3 minutes! Manual car suffers a stuck-on clutch: *Reality solution: Manual car cant start the engine or move away because the tranny is stuck in neutral or engine cant move in 1st gear!* Manual Car suffers a broken gear lever while driving *Reality solution: Driver can hold the clutch, hold the brake stop car, stall the engine and wait for a tow truck* Fox 911 logic and solution: *The manual car will runaway from the drivers control, because of the clutch and speeds up more because of broken shifter and the only way to stop the car is by ramming a firetruck to stop the car!*
@meganamos85433 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 it’s the dramatic one-liners that get me.😂 I watch on Hulu and can’t wait for the next episodes to be added.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
@@meganamos8543 Remember the one episode in 911LA where there was an Asian-American office lady telling her employee not to(jokingly) *not to throw me under the bus* only to have a *Literal city bus bash right through the office building, and run her over!*
@meganamos85433 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 on the fifth floor of the building. Classic.😂😂😂
@crowdemon_archives2 жыл бұрын
@@meganamos8543 did someone used cheats in GTA for that
@RoseGreen3 жыл бұрын
The best manicured land field EVER! That farmer must have metal stumped goats that live on pure adrenaline in that lot.
@coldspringsqueen6641 Жыл бұрын
You're killing me with the sarcasm. 😂😂
@FrankHorigan3 жыл бұрын
0:23 okay so city boys gonna solve everything EVERYTHING HE JUST SAID-HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SITUATION
@randyayo28463 жыл бұрын
Jesus this show just doesn’t miss a beat does it...what’s their next call? I mean how do you top volcanoes and now a mine field?!?!?
@mattappleton233 жыл бұрын
Sharknado
@sebastianschmidt5663 жыл бұрын
Alien invasion like in the computer game "emergency" 😂
@tomd19143 жыл бұрын
You are a much better singer than anyone thought.....
@WhiffleWaffles2 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I remember my cousin watching this exact episode when I came over to visit her during her maternity leave.
@Alucard-gt1zf3 жыл бұрын
Just get a metal detector, I'm sure the farmer has one
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Famer does have a *metal projector* AKA: *A GUN!*
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
Did the Farmer not Map his Minefield?
@18947ful3 жыл бұрын
Eventhough that would still be very slow tbh. not only mines (if at all) are detected by a metal detector. So you will have to take a winding path, clearing each step and thats literally as in the area your foot would go in. And at somepoint you might reach dead ends, due to false signals etc. so you have to do it all over again. All the while knowing that if one of those mines isn't detected (plastic e.g.) or you set your foot a little bit wrong, you'll get the same Treatment as the victim you are there to safe. Or if you are lucky you just don't hear anything anymore, as the mine instantly killed you. Which would be a possibility with homemade ones.
@jkfilms67383 жыл бұрын
As a combat engineer in the army 12B where my job right now is literally to find mines and IED's... The way they are doing this physically hurts me.
@timoti99943 жыл бұрын
How *should* you do it, without formal education/training? like what would their best option here be?
@jkfilms67383 жыл бұрын
@@timoti9994 Not really sure about the civilian side of things. I'd say you need to join a police force and work your way into EOD. or the FBI following the same route. If you went EOD in the military then I think that would transfer into the police for you But it's really an area that I am not too familiar with.
@zyeborm Жыл бұрын
@@jkfilms6738 dude was more asking, you're standing on the side of the field there with a fire truck and an ambo, there's a kid who will die in 30 minutes in a mine field 50 meters away. What should you do to rescue the kid with the knowledge you have from your role and training.
@blackwings7243 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched 9-1-1 and Lonestar since they both premiered. I just discovered this guy. He is my new favorite person. XD
@alexhussinger35502 жыл бұрын
This show is a great demonstration of the difference between creative and smart.