First Love Cringe | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 18

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[@Gen7486]

Thank you for spacing out the ads! I guess you realised a lot of people were skipping through them in the stats 👏🏼😂

[@Chloe-dc3bm]

How is this not everyones favorite pod?

[@Romans10910Love]

Jesus died and rose again to save you from hell, but you have to accept him as your savior first. These Bible verses explain how you can accept Jesus as your savior and have eternal life (John 3:16, Romans 3:23, 3:10, 5:12, 6:23, 5:8-9, 10:9-10, 10:13, 10:17, 8:28, Ephesians 2:8-9, Hebrews 11:1-3, James 1:17, 2 Peter 3:9-10, 1 Corinthians 15:51-55, 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, Revelation 21:4-6) 🙂

[@jordanjae]

This intro caught me off guard with its greatness! I love Madonna! & this just instantly reminded me why i am a fan of youse guys for life!!! ☺

[@TheFoolForChrist]

You guys need to talk about the Craig Murray incident.

[@chrisdcomedy]

BABE I STILL AM IN AWE OF YOUR FIRE JEWELS!!!! YASSSSS THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!!!

[@sorensim]

Shout out CT Chrissy New England

[@samtony7454]

New Tshirt slogan. On patreon.

[@jettaraison1076]

@chrisdcomedy I love you babe! 🤗😁😊😉😍💝💖

[@samsham8218]

YASSSS!!!

[@Bittamin]

Such a beautiful duet

[@asianhombre]

This is the greatest show ever. I could watch Chris and Sal just shoot the sh*t for hours.

[@connerskates]

Russian bot

[@eden2esthar]

@@connerskates for real... What chooch writes out sh*t and not SHIT

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Absolutely so can I!

[@joshvanallen6265]

Lmao fr why even use the saying shoot the shit if you gonna bleep out shit 😂

[@A.S_Munchd]

i just started listening and watching them i freaggin love it

[@marcomoney8303]

There’s nothing better than a new Hey Babe episode

[@pauly5502]

Taste buds is better

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

@@pauly5502 HAHAHAHA no.

[@TheAssyrianking]

A new Hyenas episode would destroy this

[@taylordial1231]

2 new Hey Babe episodes would be better

[@lowkeyvnny3477]

Even after @ChrisDelia left and came back with shitty podcast episodes, theyre still better than this

[@ChazzPalminteriShow]

These two never fail! NEVER!

[@puddintaine4556]

You're the man, Mr. Palminteri!

[@shawnmcvey7789]

This show is so great that even the legendary Chazz Palminteri is in the comments. Sal must be beaming.

[@clingclang3488]

A Living legend !!!!!!!!!!

[@mattnara4917]

$al referring to his masculinity as a +2 power-up was freaking hilarious! But I won’t lie come on Babe you are definitely a +3 power-up 😂

[@klaw6420]

Oh my gosh, Sal's proposal story has to be the sweetest thing I've ever heard. How could a 16 year old boy ever think of something so sweet and romantic?!

[@alexdatoss8962]

We need longer eps babes. Best hour of the week- make no mistake.

[@TheSunInsideYou]

My favorite part of every episode is when Sal puts the mic everywhere but his mouth and I have no idea what he’s saying.

[@tombstonequiet]

this comment made me spit

[@indigoviperlondon8838]

Love his heart! He can't help it!

[@jamieredden8124]

He’s got nothing on titi jerry

[@kcnapowocki7772]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleyrosone7828]

He definitely wanted you there in case he shot the guy so you can testify.

[@JoeMama-ip9le]

u could probably shoot just about anyone if they’re in ur house and ur door is broken down

[@leigon0nFire1]

Was just about to say this haha 😂

[@strongside4565]

@@JoeMama-ip9le Only in states that have castle statures, or stand your ground, whichever you call it. There's plenty of states where you can be charged with manslaughter for killing someone in self defense on your own property unless they actually physically harmed you.

[@adamlangdon2245]

@@strongside4565 wtf?? These are United “States” your referring to?? As appose to the other “states” we’ve all heard about??

[@stinky4500]

Nah

[@chucklefizz]

Prolly the only podcast where you get to hear ads being read by two dudes at the same time and perfectly synchronized. Love what you’re doing babes. Keep up the good ads.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS LOVE YOU!

[@chucklefizz]

Love you guys more. I’d like to see a collab episode with Santino and Bobby or Theo and Mr Schaub or even with wrinkly Bryan Callen, guys looking like his nickname should be gramps lately.

[@mayamattison]

The headspace ad read kills me every single time. I need a HBG that it’ll never change😂

[@gretchnjoyer]

I’m currently losing it at this ad, i went straight to the comments to see if anyone else gave it credit for how great it is

[@davidjacquez965]

Make no mistake,I've been waiting on the Babes all morning!

[@helenebean6746]

Same here, I get my workouts going with these guys.

[@Romans10910Love]

Jesus died and rose again to save you from hell, but you have to accept him as your savior first. These Bible verses explain how you can accept Jesus as your savior and have eternal life (John 3:16, Romans 3:23, 3:10, 5:12, 6:23, 5:8-9, 10:9-10, 10:13, 10:17, 8:28, Ephesians 2:8-9, Hebrews 11:1-3, James 1:17, 2 Peter 3:9-10, 1 Corinthians 15:51-55, 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, Revelation 21:4-6) 🙂

[@earldavidson9600]

The way Sal made Chrissy feel so uncomfortable about the chains 😂

[@xEazyDoesItx]

And all he did was simply ask “why tuck em?” Haha

[@Beanthoven1]

It could be that Chrissy is so humble he doesn’t want to display a certain persona 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@pluckyfox]

@@Beanthoven1 I love that it’s just for him, just so he knows he’a fancy 😂

[@amanduhh7980]

I think they look good, he shouldn’t feel uncomfortable 🤣🥺

[@jasminechildress8120]

"I had my first kiss when I was four" is a lot to unpack with 13 minutes left in the episode.

[@macallspringer7953]

Why is sal's proposal idea the sweetest thing I've EVER HEARD!!

[@timwall5895]

Sal kinda seems like a really nice serial killer that hasn’t killed anybody yet because he gets to know them too well first and can’t go through with it

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Sell this idea as a show

[@timwall5895]

@@NoVACorpsGaming thanks I appreciate that but I have no clue how

[@susie7336]

Incredibly accurate

[@leeward6762]

OMG, Do you think Sal killled Yannis?

[@timwall5895]

@@leeward6762 the plot thickens

[@THiiNlK]

Pimp's "Oh" when Chris says he hasn't seen Seinfeld is my highlight

[@Winterfre5h]

Same! I lost it with the zoom-in too. Sal handled it way better than I imagined he would.

[@bluntedvegas702]

Chris looks like he works at a hair salon...Sal looks like he built it.

[@killaks]

Too underrated of a comment

[@juliasmith7558]

“Shout out triple clearance!!! Shout out triple bypass!!” 😂

[@tinaventurini5465]

I cannot BELIEVE they picked up where they left off! Did not expect that, babe. (All the more proof these are recorded ten at a time though LOL). Imagine them doing the wardrobe change between eps.

[@wabb1e156]

Chris is in LA so they said they recorded alot before he left. They dont normally record this many in a row tho

[@honeysrivastava9692]

Sal is like the grandmother who always keep her things safely as a part of her will😂😂😂😂

[@marquiesmccaskill8032]

Bro 😂😂😂😂

[@frannywannybobanny]

chrissy: i’ve never seen seinfeld sal: *stares* pimp: ohhhhh....😳😗

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WHO TEXTS WITH SEINFELD HIMSELF BUT NEVER WATCHED THE SHOW! COME ON!

[@ihateithere87]

How has he never seen it. It feels unreal to me 😱

[@amymacdonald1128]

@@NoPreshNetwork yes, but he didn't write you back :(

[@illwill1991]

@@NoPreshNetwork I'm not sure who is in charge of reading these comments and responding but you should know that there is a typo in the title of this video. It's not "sal vulcano" it's supposed to say "prince herb"

[@prestonhawley3340]

Literally the best pod ever

[@robsmentalplayground]

Like Sal, I was tearing up when Chirssy-Note-Drops was telling that beautiful story about his Dad's note, but I knew it would end badly. Oh Crissy-Chaos... that's such a bummer!

[@Saserino]

48:16 the pause that sal gives when chris says he hasn’t seen seinfeld and pimp’s “awwww” in the background is what I live for..

[@ceuti]

I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only one who gets bothered by "love you" instead of "I love you" when it's coming from someone important and especially in a more serious moment lol 😂

[@patelien]

2 grown men sharing jewelry and reasons to say LOVE. Hey Babe. I LOVE YOU.

[@kristenstoner7689]

My life is boring af, but I look forward to this pod regardless. Stan forever 😅😂😘

[@paulpadilla4741]

Congratulations to Tom Brady who just recently just had a big win

[@jessicae1812]

And of course can’t forget the Kansas City chiefs and Patrick Mahomes

[@josef2012]

SHOUTOUT COMPETITION!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SHOUT OUT TB!!!

[@Gen7486]

@@jessicae1812 “I mean, we know they’re watching” 😂

[@morgan-nk4yk]

shutout kansas city for second place

[@montetheartist]

"You can't wear three chains, 2 gold and one silver" looks down at my chains, 2 silver and one gold.

[@petehakkinen3020]

Yeah but you're an artist, different ruleset.

[@Matt-gq1yk]

The babes singing jodeci is the chaos I didnt kno I needed I love it when u guys start singing 90s early 2000 RnB songs yaaaassss babe I'm here for it all

[@PretENDOgolf]

I said it last week a d I'll say it again, headspace needs to pay more for the most epic ad reading in the history of podcasting

[@rissaromero5270]

Try tim dillon

[@frightmikesart]

LMAO. The monotone verbatim Headspace ad was maybe the greatest advertising I've ever seen on a pod. 💙

[@sunnybunny3803]

I have never reached for my phone during podcast listening so fast as to explain the 'love you', 'I love you' concept. 'Love you/ya' is what you say to a friend that isn't your 'best' friend. You are either hesitant in your love with them or you simply don't put them kn a higher tier. 'I love you' is personal and you're adding yourself to it. It's to be you're comfortable with.

[@shooo223]

Sal, the fact that he's never seen Seinfeld was a stab in the heart to me too, buddy. Woof.

[@jo-denevyfer339]

When Sal said he made finger guns. My dinner nearly left my mouth that was so funny!

[@carmengalicia1539]

This podcast helped me get out of my depression, thank you 💖

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOVE YA BABE!

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Chose to watch the Babes before Tigerbelly. I’M GOING WILD!!!

[@NewEnglandTea]

I can’t love this podcast more than I already do! Times are rough. Thank you for all the laughs. You guys have kept me alive this week! @heybabe

[@evylange2888]

on the “I love you” discussion, Chris is completely and utterly correct. “love you” is a slap in the face. Sal, get it together. I love you babes

[@kat.g.]

Happy Thursday to all my fellow Babes! 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@Laura-qo5tx]

Happy Babes day, babe! 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@waynegretzkyy]

Hey babes! Happy Thursday

[@linzp8950]

the boys are getting confident, only 1 pillow today! 🙆🏻‍♀️

[@esavea19]

Sal talking about how he's got the detectives 6 with a finger gun is just **chef's kiss** 🤣

[@tonilee14]

The headspace ad has me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

[@barter1070]

Sal’s love letters are a MUST READ!

[@kalliemotts5490]

The singing Jam sessions are 100% the reason I watch this.

[@dexgray4581]

This is literally the best podcast. I’ve been watching/listening since day one! It’s literally the perfect balance of silly, fun, and humor. I know it might sound ridiculous, but this podcast isn’t just a good escape from pain... it actually heals. ❤️”love ya”❤️

[@Verifiedsinger]

Love ya, Sal! *Patiently waiting for Sal to look me right in the eyes and say " I love you".*

[@crdoubleis5319]

I sang every word of “come and talk to me” with u guys 😂 I love this podcast let’s get that patreon poppin!!! Yaaas babe!!!

[@jameshattawayart4451]

I slept so hard on this and now I've binging for four days, praise JAH!

[@KidAzar]

That was one of the best hours I've had in a while. Thanks babes

[@catherinegilliam4202]

If there is anything better than these to singing songs and inserting “hey “babe” into it, I don’t know what it is! 🤣😂👏🏽

[@mawina9774]

okay but sal in that hat tho 😍

[@shelbyritchie4152]

“It makes you look like you’re a cannibal” supports the serial killer theory 💀💀💀

[@amianlione8070]

That headspace ad was hilarious

[@maggiehayden]

Anyone else remember sal’s story about the proposal/shopping spree from the what say you pod years ago?? 😄

[@ookyspooks3078]

Stuck in bed with a migraine but that doesn't stop me from watching Hey Babe!

[@susies9215]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO “ WHAT IS THIS LETHAL WEAPON” I AM CRYINNNG

[@Infiniteeyes13]

Haha my first kiss was also open-mouthed at 5, but we didn’t know about the tongues 😂 We just mimicked what we saw in movies! Almost forgot- we also rubbed belly buttons together behind the bushes 💀

[@IvanRubin]

What kinda crazy things ya do now 😂😂😂

[@ledahimalia]

My Gooood - that DUET! We have gotten to enjoy several great duets by now - but THIS ONE!! Gorgeous Babes! Just gorgeous!

[@Youngin1one1]

Can’t wait for the “Hey babe” movie starring Dan the detective and Sebastian the prison guard exclusively on the patreon

[@devontamosley4487]

Chris + Sal = True kinda love. Hey babe.

[@JK-nk9cf]

Thank the LORD hey babe is here

[@alisabobisa]

I didn’t expect that headspace ad read to be my favorite part of this podcast😂

[@tylerbrittan593]

Whenever Sal says “jewels” I just can’t help but hear “Hasidic jewels” 😂

[@jennnnnl24]

I love the edits when they sing “hey babe” together, please keep making them more chaotic.

[@tahlia9261]

Make no mistake I have to move today and this new hey babe episode is gonna make it so much easier 🤣❤️

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS SHOUT OUT TAHLIA!!! GOOD LUCK BABE

[@Sanfam5]

Lmao I barley started but wow, I didn’t realize I needed these two in the same show 😂😂😂 I can’t stand it lol

[@gabbie3174]

Okay, that letter proposal was the cutest thing ever! If my future husband doesn’t whip something like that out, then I don’t want him🗣

[@JacobShawArtwork]

The words a minute they speak is amazing. Haha love this podcast.

[@basedevidencebased5759]

I hope all the male babes here are taking notes 📝. Sal is literally the best catch of a lifetime and the more he shares, the deeper I fall .... Chrissy is more of a side piece situation but I love him too.

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

PODCAST OF THE CENTURY CUZ!!!!

[@janedoe50]

The headspace ad is like an “Our Father” for me

[@chantelkemp2405]

I fast-forward through their ads but I'm so happy that I watched the headspace one 😂

[@ciara8560]

This patreon is as promising as sals eyesight …

[@wavyjumps8397]

honestly i look forward to this podcast every week. was stressed and this right here helps. thank you guys!

[@JadedDemocracy]

I need a sal music playlist

[@NoPreshNetwork]

DONE THAT IS COMING

[@noemhirodriguez3951]

I listen to the podcast first thing in the morning and then wait until y’all upload on KZbin to get two very different experiences. It’s a must on Thursdays!!

[@josephcantu3562]

From listening to sal for the past several years on podcast you can tell he really cares about his friends and likes to make them happy anytime he gets the chance. Stand up guy. 44-zip zip

[@jessiewhite8954]

This is quickly becoming my favorite podcast!

[@ang3600]

Fav part of the week!!!

[@Packman33]

#1 podcast hands down.

[@kmicelz]

I'm ready to be taken on this journey

[@bridgettharrison7266]

The two of you gentlemen literally make my Thursday afternoons so much better at the office!

[@EmiMart77]

The guys at Headspace must be spinning... I mean, you technically did what they asked of you.

[@Stephanie90m]

😂

[@shampoofully7923]

Only advertisement I watch

[@daskiier]

It probably helped them actually because that’s the only reason I watched it lmao

[@breannarose1993]

congrats on almost 150k babes

[@libbyw6855]

Legitimately the only podcast I’ve been looking forward to consistently, love you babes

[@tylertruski6549]

No offense sal, but homie knew you would only be as useful as a pillow fight, but only needed you as a witness just in case he had to put a cap in someone’s bum. 😂

[@gflsos5838]

this the one new best podcast ong. love sals laugh make me laugh 10x harder

[@GEG17]

There is a difference between I love you and love you!

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

LOVE the little 2nd intro song. You guys are good singers together!

[@calebprovencher7727]

Hell yes. Waiting for covid test results. Can't wait for the babes to help me forget that the world is falling apart💜

[@Theorist9]

30 million (known) people in the US have had it.

[@calebprovencher7727]

@@Theorist9 um cool? Don't where that applies but I'm just hoping I don't because i can't afford to be out of school for 2 weeks

[@Theorist9]

@@calebprovencher7727 youll be ok

[@calebprovencher7727]

@@Theorist9 I know that Mindy, but my stress levels won't be ok being that I have three graded recitals in the next 2 weeks. Not everything is the reference of how ok my physics health is. Let me just show thanks to comedians who make me laugh dammit

[@Theorist9]

@@calebprovencher7727 lol youll be ok caleb

[@timm2824]

It's so refreshing to see two guys in a relationship work so well together on a podcast. Fly on Sal you rainbow butterfly

[@tayhans1551]

I’m in love with these two straight males ❤️

[@oandrrox]

this podcast is the reason i wake up on thursdays. thanks babes!

[@annettecervantes]

ITS THURSDAY BABESS💕✨

[@andrewholmes4381]

Congrats on 100k!!!!!! We Love You Guys! Or should I say Babes!!!

[@EvilLin_78]

If you don't know all the words to Jodici's "Come and Talk to me", don't bother. That was so good Babes ❤🔥

[@kmgonzalez87]

This was the best hey babe thus far! Laughed so much ! Thanks babe!