Mentalist Cuisine | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 20

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Mentalists blown the guys balls off, A zoom mentalist show is AMAZING, what are mentalists? Are you allowed to give away a magic trick?, Sal had to pretend to be a psychic on Impractical Jokers, shout out Dan White for being magical as f, ever make jokes just for yourself?, TRY THE JALAPENO POPPERS, Sal talks about a LONG time prank he did to Murr, Sal’s bad Santa Christmas tradition is WILD, ever give someone a gift thats a pet?, Chris has finally started eating Chinese food and added it to his cuisines……egg rolls are most underrated food in the world, Chinese food or pizza?! Chris has never seen Seinfeld, Chris commits to the jacket on the pod bit and is gettin HOT, can you really use chop sticks?, Sal can’t eat Chinese food with a fork, the babes plan out a night of Saki BOMBS, a feel good story, is sheen a fake name? Martin Sheen’s real name?, shout out Rodney Dangerfield, getting famous when you're old is wild, stage names are cool, Chris talks possible baby names, who’s the weirdest named person you have ever met?, shout out Rizwand!,SHOUT OUT Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, Sal talks about the time he went to seth macfarlane big holiday party, family guy is the best, life is life even for famous people, CHRIS HAS A BIG SECRET!
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[@jordanjae]

Sal Babe, i was already a sub and fan of chris.. But sal had one of the most comforting voices, and personalities ever. His views and opinions and style of comedy are unique and chill. Very great vibes and i sware the next time i feel sad im gonna listen to this show and i can garuntee my sadness is gonna drift away. I am getting a hey babe tattoo also.

[@rskooma]

@@jordanjae took a wild turn at the end

[@jordanjae]

@@rskooma yea im wild

[@Chloe-dc3bm]

Wow, 64 minutes!?! How did you do it?

[@aceinthehole193]

My name is Asa I was named after King Asa of Judah who reigned 911 -870 B.C.

[@pinhighdiscdyes]

Chrissy had the audacity to open this show with “you got on a big shirt” while he is wearing the biggest jacket in the history of jackets.

[@hgoddess]

I think the joke is actually about that big ass cross!

[@Thesilvercrayon]

@@hgoddess it is

[@bearrett50kal17]

I guess you could call him.... Chrissy Carharts

[@Henncat69]

I loved how Chris has a MILLION stories, and yet has seen zero movies, and eaten zero foods. Hahaha

[@nextbizzy]

Hes a total fraud.. obviously. Crissy sellouts

[@CrashRacknShoot]

That's how you get stories. One can argue whatever movie he hasn't seen is more time and chances for storied parts of life to occur.

[@DweeD1516]

What? Whats the relation or correlation? Watching movies and eating foods has does not increase someones ability to tell stories or the amount of stories they have to tell. Also its either loved and had or love and has.

[@davidperez5089]

@@DweeD1516 you might want to proofread your own comments b4 correcting grammar.

[@davidperez5089]

He also seems to be totally unaffected by great comedians! Curious but funny fella.

[@cosmicaf3012]

I would totally be down with an episode of just Chrissy D mispronouncing words & Sal correcting him 😂

[@hokurakensei6958]

Should be like a tik tok video with a list of words lol

[@heathertiffany8726]

I don't think there has been an episode yet...where Sal hasn't been doing that already! But... then again, Chrissy has been correcting Sal on city annunciations too. I enjoy them correcting each other all the time. However, I keep finding myself laughing at the things they both can't seem to remember, or get right. But they don't have pimpy look it up. Yet, they have him look up... just the most random things. Which most of the time changes the trajectory of their current conversation. Oddly enough, my conversations with people usually go the same way. So this podcast makes me feel like I'm in the room with them!

[@yeaokaysure]

But they both mispronounced pendulum!

[@TheHamadas]

@@yeaokaysure and sake 😂

[@yellowleaf28]

Eh, he has the burrough version, there’sa million other words in that case sal could correct

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT OUT SALLY V FOR REALLY TEACHING ME ABOUT MY NEW FAV QUIZEEEN! YASSSSSSSS BABES!!!!!

[@MR-pc9jd]

Shout out Sally Chopsticks

[@HeyBabepod]

LOVE YOU BABE

[@MR-pc9jd]

@@HeyBabepod I'm complete now

[@brynnafarrell3894]

Hey babe you should tour to Virginia Beach

[@CrashRacknShoot]

Babe, that bit at the end about you respecting the grips and backend of a production means a lot. That's coming from a video engineer, for what it's worth. We don't hear that often.

[@drgonzo1971]

Chris growing up in NYC and not eating Chinese food until the latter half of his 30s is blowing my fucking mind

[@chuckontal9962]

It should literally be impossible.

[@notsure725]

His father probably told him Chinese food was anti American

[@zyeemnazir]

Chris: "...chinese quizine..." Sal: ".....Say the first syllable" Chris: "quiz" Sal: Wrong. You're throwing Q's at me, it's C babe"

[@NoPreshNetwork]

FACTS

[@katew1357]

i need a montage of sal correcting chris.

[@brianavalencia851]

i love how every thursday morning chris and sal say hey babe to me, im honored.

[@basketkaes]

Honestly, same.

[@deyannaf4380]

❤️❤️❤️😁☺️

[@HeyBabepod]

hey babe!

[@brianavalencia851]

@@HeyBabepod HEY BABE

[@DNYGdj]

They're actually saying it to me but nice try babe 😘

[@mimigiggles4199]

Hey babes I feel like this podcast is a way for sal to lower his blood pressure after a shouting match with DeRosa.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

JUST WHAT IT IS BABE

[@mcass302]

Every Thursday I somehow forget a new episode is coming out but I stumble upon it with the same look of joy on my face that Sal has when he hears a new story

[@NoPreshNetwork]

You gotta remember, babes! It's important!

[@JPatelLive]

@1:07 Chrissy "Did I ever Tell you About the Time IIIIIIII...??"😁🥰 -We're all ears, BABE!!😍

[@HeyBabepod]

yaaasss

[@heathertiffany8726]

It's like music to my ears! I find myself getting excited now, when I hear them both say it!

[@JPatelLive]

@@heathertiffany8726 double penetration, babe lol #fomosexual action at its finest! "It's what it is!"😂

[@wh0aheavy]

I love that someone out there probably went home really excited and told their family how this guy gave them a $50 tip and it was poor Murray getting shafted by his friends 😂😂

[@blakegebauer76]

Thats what i thought, at least he was getting a reputation as a good tipper

[@katiecivitello7857]

I love how nervous Sal looks each time Chris confesses he has never done something. Like their whole friendship is a lie lmao

[@NickFoxer]

The dramatic zoom in's are always so appropriate and well thought-out.

[@HankMardukis65]

The cut to Sal's face when he hears that Chrissy has just started eating Chinese food, as well as well as the "cuisine" pronunciation, is fucking incredible.

[@Chris-P]

22:20 explains why Sal kept his fish forever 😂

[@fouryearbrett]

THURSDAY IS FOR THE BAAAAAAABES

[@monicacamacho3295]

Used to hate thursdays because Thursdays felt like a kick in the groin that it still wasn’t the weekend. Then came no presh network and specifically “hey babe”. Thursday’s are truly for the babes

[@Nunya7211]

Thank goodness for No Presh Network, 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 Hey Babe

[@emmanuel3683]

Saved mondays too

[@jarrahtrevino4093]

One minute... “Did I ever tell you about the time” My work day just got less monotonous.

[@glennrudolph]

For almost 12 years and over 700 episodes, Comedy Bang Bang has been my all time favorite podcast. But today marks the day that I have a new favorite show. This NoPresh network is doing big things, and HeyBabe has dethroned Scott Aukerman in just 20 episodes. Keep em coming babe!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Wow!!

[@dudeimgeorge]

Jesus. Literally same fucking feelings.

[@MW-do6cl]

Sal quoting Seinfeld to Chrissy D is the best Thursday gift ever 💘

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Right out the gates they zoom in on Sal's rose cross & talk about mentalism. Lit

[@edithGRAND]

I went to Navy bootcamp about 2 & 1/2 months ago and the entire time I was looking forward to graduating and watching my favorite podcast. Good to be back!

[@ohoward512]

"My African American friends don't dance, we just pull up our pants and do the rock away. HEY BABE HEY BABE HEY BABE" This is a hideous rendition ... And I LOVE IT BEBZIEZ!

[@mannydesouza563]

what sknf

[@dumbsums]

Idk why but Chrissy D singing “give it away give it away give it away now” to get Sal to talk was hilarious 😂

[@jonathanlynch9587]

We all have bad days and everyone has their own issues.... I can’t tell you how much this podcast flips my mood in 2 seconds and puts a smile on my face. THANK YOU 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

[@bellefleur6300]

Chris’s frustration with Sal endlessly hemming and hawing about whether he should tell the tricks 😂 #Bestfriends

[@Gen7486]

Me and my fiancé used to say “hey babe” to each other all the time, but now when we say it, we have to say it exactly the same as the intro to this podcast and it makes life so much better 😂❤️

[@applejacks8160]

Whoever edits these vids on No Presh is really good at their job. The “zoom in” and “cut shot” edits add a lot to the visuals. Great Jerrrrrrb, just sayin.

[@catiebabe]

s/o homeless pimp!!!!

[@raykulpp]

Sals got balls correcting Chrissys pronunciation of “cuisine” when he himself can’t pronounce “pendulum” lmaooo

[@heathertiffany8726]

I honestly, went through all of these comments to see if I was the only one that caught that!! Because I didn't want to post the same comment that has already been said. So, thank you very much, for also catching that! It made me giggle everytime he said it.

[@yellowleaf28]

Eh, I say bye-stroe when reading bistro, coozeen isn’t that bad

[@sorrynotsorry152]

The way chris exited the show tonight was hands down one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed in my life.

[@_m_m4]

Sals story about adding money to murr’s tips is amazing! 😂🤣

[@HolmesHunting]

For real though, thank you for podcasting guys! We appreciate you

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Thanks for listening BABE

[@deyannaf4380]

I love the zoom ins PIMP!!! So funny 😆

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSS

[@aussieb5402]

Chris looks like he's fusing with the couch with that winter coat on

[@tkr4108]

Shout out to the editor for the on point zoom in's. Quizeen

[@billy9497able]

I went to a comedy pshycic show. And he called me and few others up. I didn't feel anything whatsoever so I just faked it. I thought to myself "this is how this guy feeds his family, who am I to shit on that" lol 🤣

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YES!!! LOL

[@brookemalloy1257]

Respect 😂

[@nehitaabraham8780]

P-shy-cic........excellent American literacy!

[@billy9497able]

@@nehitaabraham8780 oh no. God forbid anyone mispells something. Now the world is ending

[@Scagtatious]

The face zooms are my flipping favorite part of this show babes! 😂😂😂 I cry laughing every time!

[@daniiii0825]

Sals facial expressions when Chris hasn’t tried a type of food or seen a certain movie is priceless!!! They really truly enjoy doing this podcast together and for us and it really shows, so thank you guys. I tell everyone about and share it up. Love u guys ❤️😘

[@TheGlueMill]

LOL! "What makes it coosine?" with the camera cuts! I'm DYING! If this is Homeless Pimp's fantastic work, he's talented as hell. I can't stop re-watching this scene.

[@Billy-hr6wk]

The singing at the beginning is my fav part babes

[@frannywannybobanny]

that ending babe. oh my god. literally perfect.

[@HeyBabepod]

YAAASS LOVE YOU BABE

[@daniiii0825]

Now you gotta show us that footage Chrissy 🤣

[@srulifriedman2957]

The only ads I don't skip

[@emilyandcamera]

BEST PART OF MY THURSDAY LUNCH BREAKS BABES

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SHOUT OUT LUNCH!

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Nothing like a Thursday with the Babes. My face always hurts from laughing and smiling by the end. Worth it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS ILY BABE

[@catiebabe]

chris’ reaction when sal dropped the bomb that he’s been to seth’s house is EXACTLY what i did. how tf has he not talked about this before

[@PepperPitbull]

I have tried to listen to so many podcasts the past few years and this one is the only one I have enjoyed. Thank you babes!

[@patrickmccabe4628]

Sal: Eggrolls? Chrissy: I've had wonton soup

[@Nwidmann]

I wish this was on every day

[@nancipelosi911]

Chris is the type to get trendies and fries at every restaurant. I live for it.

[@practicepodcast8499]

Casey Jost really knocked it out the park with these intro songs

[@NoPreshNetwork]

He's a legend!

[@practicepodcast8499]

@@NoPreshNetwork I love what you guys are doing Sal your my fav I just love hearing you guys lose your breath from shit so funny

[@chocvixen]

This is one of the reasons why I love thursdays so much. I love these guys❤❤

[@NoPreshNetwork]

We love YOU, babe!

[@marinabruce3890]

WHEN CHRIS SAID HE PUTS A PIECE OF FOOD OVER THE TIP I LOST MY MIND BABE

[@hammertimez717]

Saul gives away that mentalists biggest gimmick and then says "I hope I'm not giving anything away" 😂

[@tylerbrittan593]

Make no mistake, every time Sal talks about Seinfeld I light up inside.

[@jordanjae]

I really hope yall do the (5 items we never eat before) episode. Like porkchops etc. I would actually love to see that episode so much. Yall are the shit! Lol

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SOON BABE!!!

[@Peni5Wrinkle]

@@NoPreshNetwork how soon babe?!

[@paigebrademeyer1824]

Every week I am amazed by how fast an hour can go... thanks babes!!

[@ryanguenther7497]

I literally watch Hey Babe the hour it comes out and then watch it again the next day when I wake up.

[@SirGrassyNoL]

this is the most wholesome podcast that is also funny

[@TheTaradaktyll]

I came to Seinfeld years late in the game. I watched an ep where they get lost in a parking garage and days later i found myself in the same situation except all alone :p

[@adamlangdon2245]

24:30🤣 Sal’s face

[@christianhernandez8519]

GET JERRY SEINFELD ON THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Dulcecaramelo97]

THIS IS ALWAYS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK!! LOVE YA CHRISSY AND SALLY 💋💋💋💋

[@HeyBabepod]

WE LOVE YOU TOO BABE!

[@thereallinnz9407]

I freaking LOVE this episode. And the traditions Sal has with his friends?! Love. And I'm only halfway through but I don't think I've heard the word cuisine more in my LIFE than I did just now🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ you guys are the best

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Patreon idea Sal and Chris take edibles and do a hey babe episode!!! Hey baaaaaaaaabbbeeeee haha

[@ScanManDaMurka]

I get the feeling the patreon is a joke in itself and they'll never make one

[@SEMustard]

I look forward to Thursdays just for this podcast. I'm often anticipating what the opening song will be and you two never disappoint! it's always a hit babe.

[@AwkwardLoser]

Now that yous kissed and the sexual tension is gone I hope this doesn’t ruin the chemistry

[@NoPreshNetwork]

NOW YOUS CANT LEAVE

[@Bc-sv7ge]

My favorite podcast now, love the positive energy and laughs. thanks babes

[@zZzranger341]

Love starting my Thursdays with Chrissy "did i ever tell you"

[@catiebabe]

the BEST hey babe remix yet. ALSO SHOUTOUT homeless pimp for making it 10x better with editing them spinning synchronizing w the song.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Shout out homelesspimp!!!

[@umaberry]

I love you guys so much. Thanks fo everything ❤️

[@therealestpeople1558]

This is the best podcast out there rn

[@NoPreshNetwork]

We're having fun, babe.

[@andicarvish4846]

yayy!! hey babe podcast for my birthday

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HBD babe!

[@summerbaby21]

This da greatest episode, mind blowing. This is reality inception simulation , mind blowing.

[@amtuttavilla]

I can’t wait for a typography tiktok of “cousene” vs. “cuisine”

[@brookegustafson5992]

I've never been so excited for Thursdays in my entire life. Thanks for the laugh guys

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSS!!!! THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES

[@brookegustafson5992]

@@NoPreshNetwork I love you guys!!!!!

[@michaeledward2518]

walk up to a stranger and give them a piece of paper that says "it is done you know where to send the money " and walk away LOL .... much love from hamilton ontario

[@nitsirk212]

The ads had me dying we need a top 10 Hey Babe ad compilation STAT.

[@HeyBabepod]

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES! YAAASSS

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SHOUT OUT THE CLIPS PAGE

[@richardandrade9418]

I'm stealing the jalapeno popper bit thank you Sal you Angel. That's the funniest shit

[@NoPreshNetwork]

You're gonna have so much fun I promise!

[@D-A-K]

I literally just watched the Impractical Jokers where he did the medium thing 😁 "Your mother is Dana and your father is Pat? No? Your father is Dana and your mother is Pat? No? Your mom and dad are both named Dana?"

[@matthewr7570]

Happy thursday babes! Always love spending thursdays with you guys!!

[@emaggie10]

I genuinely look forward to Thursday because of this podcast 🥰

[@tammyjane30]

Love when sal did that little laugh when about too correct chris!!what a pair of babes!!!!

[@stephen32frazier]

This week's episode should have been called "I don't wanna give it away".

[@amandaloya1876]

I simply cannot mess hey babe on Thursdays!! 🥰🥰

[@Madi-dy2bg]

In the nicest way possible, the Carhartt coat makes Chris look like a little kid disguised in adult clothes.

[@maxwellheenan458]

I am so happy this exist, I have watched impractical jokers since season one and I saw a chris special. And its like peanut butter and chocolate.

[@StevenM801]

i knew starting this from Ep1 to the current episodes was a good idea haha i love these dudes

[@dom6330]

That's what I'm doing !!

[@dasiaruleman9876]

todays intro song was amazing

[@dasiaruleman9876]

shout out fat joe!!

[@brynnafarrell3894]

“Once someone gave someone a cat” Chris: 😄 to 👁👄👁

[@SmilyFountain]

I think you should ad a very short transition in and out of ads, or like a sound. I personally don't mind, but for editing purposes I think it would look better.

[@susie7336]

I’m here for every single zooming in shot.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS SHOUT OUT HOMELESSPIMP

[@Laurenmangels123]

slowly catching up to y’all gets me so excited I started watching hey babe in September 2021 I’m ready to join team Thursday’s

[@freaknstein89]

As a black, this week’s intro killed me 😂🤣 not the “African American friends” edit ✋🏾✋🏾 bye 🤣😂

[@therising1]

This is the best podcast out there. Sal and Chris have such great chemistry. Someone's getting done up and ran through eventually.

[@rosieh8641]

wait the sake podcast + show is actually a great idea

[@mysliktm]

“I remember weighing in *2 lbs* lighter the next day after seeing Dan White cause my balls were blown off” - Chrissy Castrates

[@trillreelz]

sometimes when sal says “the show” i get confused if he talkin bout this or jokers 💀

[@thetitsarefree]

I watch this for the video editing I feel like they need to be in the opening credits 😬 best cuts in the game ✂️🤯🤣