First time eating Chicago Deep Dish

[@aidinexmachina4232]

As a Chicagoan, I'm dying.

[@jt13jt13]

As another chicagoan, im cackling in my kitchen. That jacket is dope btw

[@cristianperez1376]

​@@jt13jt13as another chicagoan the "you never know with Chicago" was too true lol

[@AlanPUBGmobile]

You want me to do CPR?

[@mufasavernon3576]

A city with enough diversity that I agree with some, but not all, of this wholeheartedly.

[@latenightchillin]

Which part was the most accurate

[@wasntwas]

"Its under the sauce." Gave me a fucking flashback lmao.

[@bobbyrf]

Here for the same reason brother

[@trickstertwister612]

Wheres the cheese?

[@JayLiszte]

Especially because he said “I’m Italian”

[@Litten-sb7eg]

THERES NOT ENOUGH

[@OvrStim1]

Fr. I was about to comment this lmao

[@ManesVr]

“You’re only 25% Italian SO IM LIKE 25% OFFENDED!” Got me down laughing 😂

[@sol74098]

This got me too. 😂

[@TK--ch9jl]

As an Illinoisian, this is completely accurate.

[@mafia5355]

As a Hoosier, sorry for your loss

[@TK--ch9jl]

@@mafia5355 as an Illinoisian, i am sorry for your loss. Illinois may be hot garbage, but indiana is the smoke.

[@mafia5355]

@@TK--ch9jl Then why do I see more and more Illinois immigrants coming here?

[@TK--ch9jl]

@@mafia5355 ithat's why i said Illinois is the fire lol. The frying pan is still better than the fire.

[@mafia5355]

@@TK--ch9jl Fair enough lol

[@Ziaju]

“Ya never know it’s Chicago” Honestly the most real shit I heard all year

[@tristensify]

wisconsin be different

[@mysticalbat6463]

Same thing with Missouri lmao

[@IgniKing]

It'll snow in fall and rain in winter sometimes

[@ErenShouldveDucked]

Kansas weather be like

[@StoleOnAce]

@@tristensifychicago is really different man. been and lived in both states. chicago is completely wild

[@jaoiz6177]

“Fuck Da Packers” had me dying💀

[@IRealtofu]

They ironic since my step-dad's favorite team is the packers..

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

​@@IRealtofu if your mom is a Bears fan then they must be having the kinkiest sex ever

[@samthemessiah9330]

"Fuck da packers" while drinking a miller lite lmao

[@MasterSwift]

​@@IRealtofuso was my dad's but then arron Rodgers went to the Jets now my dad's favourite team of 28 years is now the Jets

[@oofmcgoof6386]

Bears having a rough year huh

[@FilbertIsAtTheLocalWalmart]

"wheres the cheese" "the cheese is under the sauce" "theres not enough cheese" "the cheese is under the sauce"

[@RedBirdFletch]

“It’s not enough!” “ITS UNDER THE SAAAUUUUCE”

[@TheDoc1978]

He had me dying when he put the chair on the table to "save" the last slice of pizza 😅😂

[@Zinyak12345]

And then didn't eat it anyway.

[@beautifulmusic4225]

For what though?

[@beautifulmusic4225]

Whats the logic behind it?

[@TheDoc1978]

@@beautifulmusic4225 In Chicago during the wintertime, people "save" parking spaces by first shoveling a spot, then putting something there, usually a chair or two. I know, it doesn't save anything and sometimes people move the chairs to park and then it's a fight. Lovely Chitown

[@beautifulmusic4225]

@@TheDoc1978 Chicago has issues Lol Sounds like it's populated by entitled people, giving a lot of conflicts as result

[@pabl0sauced0]

That Italian line had me rolling. People are like 5th generation Americans with like 10% Italian and they make it their whole personality.

[@EasilyCringed]

I mean nothing wrong with being proud of where your grand parents came from. Europeans will act dense when Americans say their from America. And then they follow up with the "Noo but where are you *Really* from?

[@elcouz503]

Some americans are so entilted is crazy. The overwhelming majority of europeans will never ask you something like that simply because we don't care about your origins mate like you probably don't give a shit about ours either@@EasilyCringed

[@Kevin-fj3ff]

​@@EasilyCringedNo european says that lol

[@pabl0sauced0]

@@Kevin-fj3ff fr if anything that's what Asians have to go through here. I've seen Asians asked where they're from and they'll mention some American city and they'll be like "where are you really from tho" 💀

[@nordern1]

"I am 10% Italian" is a 100% american sentence

[@banjobill8420]

"where's the cheese?" "It's under the sauce" hey he said the thing

[@Minimish28]

It’s under the sauce

[@KatsuMachtMusik]

Its under the sauce

[@amargamer2153]

It's under the sauce

[@goldenmage6689]

It’s under the sauce

[@nobodynothing-ew5vv]

I broke the chain

[@Evan24_7]

As an Illinoisian, hearing “Gotta stop at Jewels” is the most accurate and familiar line I’ve heard in a while.

[@michaelclark9840]

I just finished my stop at Jewel

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"Look, I'm Italian." "It's from Chicago."

[@antique6503]

“So I’m like 25% offended right now.” As a 25% Italian, I feel immense pain.

[@TheSteam02]

What's 1/4 of immense pain?

[@bigoafboulderbrain_]

@@TheSteam02 slightly above mild discomfort

[@bobbybobby325]

it's from chicago

[@freakdeath1020]

then you're 25% missing out.

[@antique6503]

@@freakdeath1020 75% worth it (fearing for my life)

[@steveschuch2676]

Well done, Johnny. Fuckin gold. 🐻⬇️

[@Kriskoston]

This aged well

[@steveschuch2676]

@AZ-zn9lg yeah I have money, I don’t live in them neighborhoods.

[@leafq]

​@AZ-zn9lgchill, its not that serious.

[@nofwild6325]

I went to Italy, I went to a pizzeria, EVERY ONE ATE THE PIZZA WITH A FORK AND KNIFE.

[@killemallgg2188]

Fuck the bears as a chicago native

[@flared_beacon]

As a person who lives in Chicago, I can confirm that it snowed on Halloween

[@shannontb]

It also snowed in May that one year

[@ronaldfranklin1656]

Yes, You right it Definitely did. The Funny part was it didn't STOP 🛑 The Kids in O Block from Trick or Treating. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Baseball4908]

I’m In Wisconsin it does that a lot here . I feel you

[@RWZiggy]

@@shannontb then there was that one year around 1980 when it was in the 70s in December. Funny no media outlet ran climate change fear mongering articles then

[@hyemuhyemu8221]

Also we had 60 degrees on Christmas. That's Chicago

[@Godslayerz1]

“Da Bears, f*ck the packers” had me dying 💀

[@frequentlyoffline3917]

"Today, I feel Polish" - An Italian in Chicago after trying Deep Dish pizza.

[@Hog885]

Yeah we had more polish people than Poland at some point

[@thatonepole]

​@@Hog885That's a good one.

[@Bronxtale7645]

An american in Chicago* Italian isn't a race it's a nationality, An Italian is what a citizen born in Italy is called That guy is American

[@someguy7819]

​@@Bronxtale7645Italian is an ethnicity, and nationality. You can be a German-Italian. Or a Italian-german. Or yes an Italian American

[@zackshafto3040]

@@Bronxtale7645Italian is also a ethnicity

[@anormalguest2996]

bro went from 25% italian to 75% chicagoan 💀

[@typetalk3726]

Or polish

[@Aredel]

@@typetalk3726 Polish Chicagoan. There's a fuck ton of Polish folks in the city.

[@PURPLE_CANDY2008]

I'm also a Chicagoian. Those polish hotdogs are so GOOD

[@lilywong9672]

@@typetalk3726 Chicago has the larget Polish population outside of Poland.

[@fatherGarcia]

As a Chicagoan I can confirm we are like this

[@Zero_DnD]

"Da Bears, Fuck Da Packers" Realest eastside shit I've ever heard had me cracking up.

[@cyrentmeester7744]

Get this man a collab with Charlie Berens 😂

[@yoyoplays954]

yeah that should def happen

[@Breax.12]

Yes

[@KommieKaze]

Bears fans vs Packers fans

[@trppstar]

I read that as "Charlie Beans"

[@TheMandaloreFett]

Based

[@orangegaming9562]

Best part is that he called it the Sears tower, so accurate 😂

[@arnoarno1092]

Nobody in Chicago calls it the Willis tower that’s for tourists

[@jensenjorshina9945]

But it's no longer that sear's tower right??

[@jensenjorshina9945]

Sears themselves are bankrupt😂

[@orangegaming9562]

@@jensenjorshina9945 in our hearts it is still the sears tower

[@shruggzdastr8-facedclown]

There used to be a Sears "tower" in Minneapolis -- part of a Sears department store on the corner of (wait for it) Chicago Avenue and East Lake Street. A much more modest tower than the more famous and imposing one in Chicago, I don't think that it was any more than twenty stories tall. The tower still stands there, but Sears abandoned that retail location ages ago. In fact, if memory serves me, it was vacant when I lived there back in the mid '90s. Now, that entire building has been resurrected as, I believe, a satellite location for the local Mayo Clinic, but I might be wrong about that

[@TristanPotkanski-jy9rj]

Bro as a Chicagoan, this is 100% accurate 😂

[@GothicElf68]

I have to admit, that the best pizza I ever had was a deep dish in a Chicago restaurant. It was amazing.

[@johnb7046]

Sausage, mushroom and spinach is God tier.

[@calibratedrex1625]

"Da Bears! F**k da Packers!" 🤣🤣💀💀 I gotta quote that now

[@Visions2003]

Even if u do we still own u 😮‍💨

[@anke349.]

@@Visions2003 that is the truest thing I’ve ever heard

[@Bignoobjokosauce]

@@Visions2003 go pack go and f#ck the bears

[@shepherdssolace]

​@@Visions2003fuck the pack, Da Bears, Broncos Country lets ride

[@nro9450]

The last names are really polishing touches. I had a teacher named Grabowski. Only thing wrong is he’s talking like an Italian with a polish last name

[@elite4championjosh]

As a new Yorker, I'm low key offended he switched that fast 😂

[@izzle7900]

It’s only a matter of time before you’ll float tooo 🤡🤡

[@Rizzy_K]

As a Michigander, I love both styles but if I had to chose one, it’s New York style. There’s just something about it that I can’t explain. Chicago style is great but a little too thick.

[@TsarofScars]

as an atlantan, L. not for being offended, for being a new yorker

[@Rizzy_K]

@@TsarofScars Desmond Ridder

[@Suno-ta-sei]

As another new yorker it fits 😂. We barely have a real personality beyond im walkin ere

[@GOAT31077]

Bro just turned into Ted Lasso 💀

[@juancoroa5522]

As a Chicagoan Mexican, I see this as an absolute win

[@Aredel]

Next he should visit a Mexican bakery and start shouting angrily in Spanish after taking a bite of a concha.

[@dillonschiller5760]

THE JEWEL OSCO LINE HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@th0uxan]

Were ya?

[@eightohthreefilms]

same ☠️

[@Haydenno]

As a Chicago citizen, this just hits hard. The Jewels part was so fucking accurate man like what 😭

[@Beanbean113]

I’ve only ever aten deep dish with my hands, like a normal god sent slice. I’ve never seen anyone eat it with a fork and idk if I want to. Y’all already put squares in the circle. I can’t handle a fork in it too 😅

[@BrodyBurodi]

Same, but I don’t live in Chicago but I live near Chicago

[@atan6193]

Ok cutie

[@Haydenno]

@@atan6193 tf??

[@toothless3835]

​@@Beanbean113square cut is the way to go for thin crust. Anything else is a travesty

[@chickeneater218]

That one guy 0.1 seconds after moving to Chicago 💀💀💀

[@ECX1826]

Ahhhh, Chicago style is the best style!

[@AGuyWithTheFace]

Saying "I'm 25% offended right now." Is one of the most Italian things you could say in that moment

[@JD-qt2yi]

As someone who is actually 25% Italian I do concur Lmao that was great, but Chicago deep dish ain't Pizza, it's based on a Italian Easter Pie. At least Detroit style pizza has it's origins in Sicilian style pizza. Might be my Detroit bias tho.

[@MJGaming57_REAL]

@@JD-qt2yime too

[@salvatoremortillaro9909]

I'm 100% Italian and no this isn't a sentence we say at all

[@nuh_uh210]

@@salvatoremortillaro9909Yeah, native italians/first generation italians vs. Italian-Americans can be a whole different breed, lol

[@anonimo6603]

Italians are not offended, rather they feel that you have offended the food you are eating. Feeling offended is more of an American thing.

[@fruitymario3742]

That's also how i felt when i first got deep dish. You look at it strange when you first get it, but then you realize that there's something magical about it.

[@josejh-eb8st]

I tried it and never wanted it again to be fair I wasn't in Chicago though

[@coltonmaccune]

​@@josejh-eb8stsame, except I was in Chicago

[@fruitymario3742]

@@coltonmaccune You gentlemen can't appreciate a good thing. Then again, I've had good deep dish and not so good deep dish and it just feels bad getting full on not so good deep dish. Pizza is pizza and pizza tastes good even if not made the best, but when it tastes like fast food pizza like pizza hut, then you kinda become aware of just how much meat and cheese you're eating and you just feel fat as opposed to some real good deep dish where you know, but you just don't care because it's so good.

[@nerofl89]

@@fruitymario3742 Pizza, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. You mention pizza but then call a tomato casserole a pizza, should probably get your eyes checked.

[@allyimpostgaming8507]

Just saying Chicago's pizza is actually thin crust pizza you won't find a lot of us eating deep dish.

[@okipullup6103]

Then where’s the cheese? “It’s under the sauce” This reminds me of something 😂

[@Thatguybri89]

"Thin crust pizza? No thanks, I'm from Chicago"

[@tiberiumelinte1699]

He became Luigi of Chicago 😂

[@bubot17]

Mofongo

[@alphaastra1202]

​@@bubot17this was so unexpected i love it😂

[@hyemuhyemu8221]

​@@bubot17Chicago invented the Jibarito too

[@bubot17]

@@hyemuhyemu8221 that's nice to know

[@yrbelite8450]

“So I’m like 25% offended right now” sent me💀

[@e7193]

i’m glad you laughed at the video and informed us

[@tomatojones3170]

​@@e7193i'm glad you had to point that Out that he enjoyed that one sentance as Nobody really Cares :p

[@yrbelite8450]

@@tomatojones3170 thank you💀 I really didn’t.

[@communitychest9737]

Okay but as someone who hasn't eaten in three days that pizza looks godly good

[@Dave-Jackson]

How come? 0_o

[@Dave-Jackson]

@@communitychest9737 Oh

[@coryschlichting3517]

Holy crap that was funny as all heck!!! I did not expect that! Well done!!!

[@Jack-lu3dv]

As a Chicagoian, I can confirm all that he said and did is true. Also, I’m dying rn

[@Comics420]

r u ok? or are u dead

[@kxngs4f35]

I hope you get better soon

[@harshretro414]

Rip you will be remembered 😢 🙏

[@qzg7857]

I love how he went from Italian to Polish

[@Documentoo]

Also, fuck the Packers 🔥🔥🔥

[@chevycamaro7545]

The chair on table 🤣🤣🤣 ... Thats how you call dibs on the streets when you shovel snow for your car.

[@christopherwright163]

Love the small tribute to Farley.

[@brey1720]

25% offended 😂 while this short is 💯% hilarious 😏 just gets better and better

[@user-yf5du]

And youre 100% a npc

[@spurrit7156]

​​@@user-yf5duand you are 100% a minor

[@fcon2123]

Met a girl from Minnesota a while back. Her first winter in Chicago she was like "wtf is with all the chairs on the street?" It was the first time I realized it wasn't a common thing to put chairs down so nobody else took the parking spot you put in hard work shoveling out.

[@Im.Yer.Huckleberry]

😂😂 This is the 3rd short today that has mentioned the chair thing. Before today, I'd never heard of this either. But I'm from the U.P., so may be why 😂😂😂

[@wendysullivan1909]

You had to be raised in Chicago to know the snow parking rules...😂😂😂😂

[@HuginMunin]

@@wendysullivan1909 Nah, super common in Philadelphia.

[@hyemuhyemu8221]

I've seen whole beds 😂

[@hyemuhyemu8221]

​@@HuginMuninPhily is like Chicago's little brother from another mother. The two citys share alot in common but yet do it differently

[@trentonstromberg18]

as a fellow Illinoisan when bro said “You never know with Chicago” me and the other dude agreed at the same time. 😭

[@YourLocalCryptid116]

As a southerner, Chicago deep dish is the best

[@Stuck-n-da-90s]

Born and raised in Chicago. The chair and saying Jewels, I love this. Also most Chicagoans eat thin crust tavern style pizza cut into small squares. The deep dish is a rare thing, usually when dinning with someone not from here.

[@Notbatman374]

Hate to break it to ya man. Deep dish is your thing. Accept it. Literally every native chicagoan I know has gotten me mid ass pub pizza and claimed its real chicago pizza. Just embrace your deep dish man.

[@samuelrodriguez6493]

Question is the chair thing real? Do y’all actually do that to call last slice I would love that

[@Stuck-n-da-90s]

@@samuelrodriguez6493 no the chair is not for pizza. It's a winter thing. After you shoved snow from your parking spot,in front of your house. Chairs or other objects are placed in the street to save the spot for yourself.

[@connorfaulds80]

Might wanna just accept that chicago style deep dish is y’all’s pizza. Pub style is good but it’s nothing really special

[@drigonfirefox]

@@Stuck-n-da-90s like in the city, on the roads? Or like just lots. Cause if it's the city I'm dying laughing at the thought of a Texan being like " why tf are there chairs down this entire street"

[@zatchbell6646]

Fun fact Chicago is actually known for its thin crust. Deep dishes for tourists the more u kno

[@MC87-D2T1X4]

True. I live in D.Tx, and I know that real Chicago style pizza is thin crust ,not pizza that looks like tomato soup.

[@frankandmike9805]

I've lived in Chicago for 6 years and that's half true

[@steelxx1779]

Yeah but not the best at it stick to deep dish people don’t want to come to Chicago for thin crust

[@jaelonwillis2336]

Nah we’re definetely known more for our deep dish, but thin crust is just a more traditional pizza. Everyone thinks everytime we go get a oizza, were eating a whole deep dish. I have it only like 3 times a year

[@lasagnasux4934]

Deep dish is delicious, I don't care if it's for the tourists. It's better than thin crust.

[@justaguy5384]

I love that half of the people here have seen the “it’s under the sauce” video.

[@wegame5195]

When he said “why are you wearing a jacket?” Then said “ you never know what will happen in Chicago”got me laughing 😂

[@jowest99]

Authentic Chicago style will change the way you think of pizza. It’s so dam good.

[@fieryphoenix586]

I'm a bit mixed. That cheesy layer is good, but I think I still prefer deep dish in the traditional pizza style. Delicious, buttery, crispy crust.

[@_Hollie_]

Not at all a fan of Chicago deep dish pizza, traditional “deep dish” is ok but id rather just a regular pizza. If i wanted deep dish id eat a calzone

[@MatchesMalone3]

​@fieryphoenix586 You should try Lou Malnati's butter crust.

[@theredpillneo2296]

@@_Hollie_ i always ask for light sauce and that shit is 🥵

[@ninex9631]

Normal thin pizza is much better

[@d.e.b.b5788]

I love it all. NYC, Chicago deep dish, frozen cheap, whatever. It's all pizza, and I love it.

[@The_Gallowglass]

Pizza or not, its tasty.

[@ROGER2095]

Pizza is one of the greatest things about being alive.

[@CatmunistCom]

this next question will determine your future... pineapple?

[@johncrowley3322]

​@@CatmunistCom pineapple is a perfectly legitimate topping

[@CatmunistCom]

@@johncrowley3322 you have chosen incorrectly, there will be a pipebomb in your mailbox within 3-5 business days

[@YouthoughtIwaslying]

As a Chicagoan, we don’t claim this as our pizza

[@deezerzero7623]

His first bite was ✨TRANSFORMATIONAL✨

[@ahmeduansar]

as a chicagoan this is so accurate im dying 🤣 😂

[@Vincentbozo]

Bro the dibs had me fucking dying 💀 Bridgeport mid winter be like:

[@SilverSkywalker]

The switch tho!! 😂😂

[@julianchrobak-prince1915]

The Jewel run resonates with me

[@AkrimTabbouli]

Love to see a short about deep dish pizza that shows the ingredients staying on the actual pizza.

[@arnoarno1092]

No one talks about the chicago names, but they are spot on. “I gotta go meet Larry Buldega, Larry Pierzga, and Pat Dano at Scatchells for a couple beefs before we fly from midway to Vegas”-my south side Irish dad

[@bruceaskew2107]

I'm fuckin dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah I'm a Chicagoan , the chair calling dibs on that slice made this video official

[@enriquemoranmartunez6736]

we need a multiverse with you guys and tom Grossi 😂😂

[@ComicOnTheTV.]

The jacket thing is like opposite in Texas middle of winter, "Why do you have shorts on?" "In case it gets hot"

[@Blu3jay_2099]

bro became 75% chicago

[@iriselizabethpelli-garcia2989]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was a real conversion!

[@b1krain539]

Thats a $40 pie! Love Chicago!

[@Garebear-kd8gy]

The Jewel reference had me dying 😂

[@Rotationoftheballs]

As a 100% Italian, I must say that deep dish tastes so fucking good

[@user-oo8wf9gq6r]

But it's not a pizza

[@davek5027]

@@user-oo8wf9gq6rQuit yer cryin’.

[@ncura12108]

​​@@user-oo8wf9gq6rwho cares lol im italian and I love dip dish

[@AhPook]

@@user-oo8wf9gq6r It is, just a different kind. Y'all are worse than steak snobs, I stg.

[@BigKahuna.]

​@@user-oo8wf9gq6rwho asked you if it was pizza or not. And it is.

[@aestronom1920]

Dude really dropped the HARDEST transition & no one noticed

[@newdawn7586]

As a New Yorker who lived in Chicago one year for work I appreciate this video lol!

[@semajbrown259]

I fucking love this dude. I moved out of Chicago a few years ago and only go back once a year and to see this content makes me smile and miss home

[@glaxii1]

I’m a Chicagoan and can confirm this

[@yourelocalethnicdiscrepanc1245]

"Ya never know, it's Chicago." Big mood.

[@thundertazzy4127]

As a minnesotan im scared to say that accent is scarily accurate

[@michaelr1721]

This is truly amazing. When he said “da bears f the packers” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@overlock9282]

Ngl chicago deep dish goes hard.

[@jaysor]

A lot of people hate it I don't understand why it's amazing

[@n00bF0Sh0]

you are, in fact, lying

[@n00bF0Sh0]

@@jaysor it is not, it's booboo

[@hayden6700]

Never had it before but that pizza looks so fire

[@FinalReqiuem101]

I’ve always wanted to try it but kinda hard to find one near me in NYC

[@briangagen8436]

The transition kilt me 😂👍

[@skysmith-owens7191]

Lol so good 🤣🤣 sounded like all my relatives from Illinois right there

[@mufukajones518]

Dude went straight to Wisconsin... that bite sent him to the wrong state

[@tzimiscelord8483]

Nah he's just a FIB

[@OfficialMastercape]

No one in Wisconsin sounds like that except in movies.

[@Conker117]

@@tzimiscelord8483lmao

[@TreasureHoardingDungeonDwarf]

@@OfficialMastercape Since when has a movie ever featured Wisconsin as it's main focal point... Illinois isn't much better but he sounds more like someone from minnesota

[@runitsacow]

As a Canadian im questioning my entire life

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

Midwesterners sound more Canadian than actual Canadians

[@runitsacow]

@@TsarFrancisDrake yeah lmao

[@smartduck904]

😂 with you

[@kombatpapi7738]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way he switch to the bears is accurate!!!

[@olafchodowiec3139]

I always find it funny that the last names of people from chicago sound like Polish ones.

[@goob3rvr]

as an italian chicagoan, I love this pizza.

[@honeybadgerdontcare]

"This is a casserrole" As a Wisconsinite, I better not catch anyone disrespecting chicago deep dish like that. Lights out

[@Diviance]

It is a casserole. And a bad one, at that.

[@byofg3514]

​@@Diviance Anime pfp who clearly has never had deep dish. Casserole doesn't have stiff crust at the bottom and ingredients that don't move. You just type shit and are probably in high school at best.

[@Generic_Name_1-1]

Shit as an Iowan I agree with that

[@Generic_Name_1-1]

​@@Diviancefuck you buddy probably haven't even tried it

[@lilywong9672]

@@Diviance Imagine being wrong twice in one comment. I would log out.

[@VintageSpud]

The chair joke got me dying

[@juantony]

That Jacket is lit!

[@garrettyoung5838]

This is how I felt trying my first deep dish pizza from chicago being from texas

[@GaladorLP]

As a German, my uderstanding of Texan cuisine is eating a whole cow drenched in BBQ sauce with a side of meat and .50cal bullets

[@byofg3514]

​@@GaladorLPthat's Kansas city BBQ style, not Texan. Wrong region.

[@GaladorLP]

Yeah i was talking stereotypes from the outside. An European wouldn't know that lol All we know about Kansas is "Carry on myy wayward son"@@byofg3514

[@OfficialMastercape]

Imagine how offended the American Italian's going to be when he finds out EVERYONE in Italy eats pizza with a fork and knife.

[@anonimo6603]

No, it doesn't.

[@mitchtherevolution]

Most American Italians think that all modern Europeans are femboy cucks. They wouldn't bat an eye to hear a European didn't want to get their hands dirty.

[@davidy22]

Portofoglio:

[@wolfmanhcc]

Italians don't know how to make a pizza, not surprised they don't know how to eat it.

[@JakoWako]

I thought Italians didn’t even eat pizza

[@solar_aintdead4270]

The chair thing was hilarious.

[@wendydominguez2374]

Calling dibs w/furniture so classic.

[@Crispy_Hick]

As a true Chicagoan born and raised on S Side, can confirm yall dont understand just how 🔥🔥 this pizza is. Daaaaaaa Bears 🐻🐻

[@evandarji9365]

You made all of Chicago laugh insanely hard… 😂 amazing job😂

[@notcosteffective9920]

Not everyone in chicago is white

[@danielstewart4818]

"Da Bears" 😂😂

[@th0uxan]

Calling dibs on that last piece was GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

[@menghao737]

Nice callback to one of my favorite John Stewart rants: "That's not pizza, it's a casserole! I'm surprised you haven't thought to complete your deepdish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it!"

[@pelmeni_va]

Only a Sith becomes a Bears fan... I will do what I must (ignites lightsaber)

[@kyleleverence4061]

Go pack go!

[@James_brick_studios]

I’ve never had Chicago style of deep dish, but that was really more crust This looks pretty good.

[@Cxrseddd]

i really want to try it cause omfg it looks delicious

[@RetroVedZed]

“Where’s the cheese?” “Its under the sauce.” Will never not get me