[First Time Viewing TheRussianBadger] "When the $10 YouTube Poop Outsells Call of Duty Reaction

[@Wheeljack214]

Technically speaking, it's the suits that are worth 5 credits. The meatbags wearing them...are, like a dime a dozen. We are just that disposable to The Company.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

That... makes a lot of sense actually, haha.

[@mixednarwhal]

It seems that whatever we feed in the company building does not like biological foods, that being a reason we don’t pick up and sell the monsters.

[@newbaggett]

But not Badger's suit! Huh?...HUUUUH!? Ah, it's funny 'cause his MoCap suit cost a fortune...

[@supercook49]

pretty much like any corporate job ever

[@Bakuganluver23]

Yeah, Badger has a mo-cap suit, which is like.... 26,000 dollarinos. that's how much that thing costs, and he uses it to shitpost to the highst degree. Dude is built different.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Well, I guess he made his money back with these vids, so solid.

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@chelzorthedestroyer To quote the man himself: “It actively hates poor people.”

[@SergeLynx89]

Let’s also not forget gmod that he uses for all death ragdoll scenes.

[@bum116]

**Excessive SMG4 Mario gibberish**

[@jonharrison5869]

@@lordfelidae4505 "of course you own a five-seven." "yeah because it has a buff against poor people."

[@louischasseriaud7529]

Oh, The Russian Badger. The sheer amount of brain less laughs you'll get out of him can never be too much.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

He's very funny. I enjoyed this a lot.

[@QuetzdoesArt]

if they can buy a $2,000 fursuit, they can send me a $10 pipebomb to my mail

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I mean, I hear he has a $20,000+ mocap suit, lol

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@chelzorthedestroyer which is a lot of pipe bombs.

[@ChechiresWorld]

​@@chelzorthedestroyer pipe bomb war

[@Spedadhdkid]

I swear Badger and his crew are the most optimistic idiots I've ever seen and I love it.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

As opposed to me, the pessimistic idiot, lol.

[@Spedadhdkid]

@@chelzorthedestroyer Damnit. Was hoping you'd be like Heavenly or Grouse.

[@gamingmaster375]

I recommended his Comically Large Spoon Payday video and his Fallout New Vegas video.

[@personanddoggo5076]

Oh payday is always a good one

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I just don't know Payday.

[@Darchangel50]

I second the Fallout vid 🖤

[@Woodsflame]

@@chelzorthedestroyer If you start from his first Payday video he'll teach you all about it in the funniest way possible! He and his buddies are hilarious all the same. XD

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

@@chelzorthedestroyerHighly suggest you check if Badger has a series of videos on the subject before watching. This way you can see the earlier videos leading up to the one that everyone is suggesting. People forget that not everyone has seen all his previous videos and may not get the joke the newest videos are working with.

[@Hravokh]

Russian Badgers mastery of the Mo Cap suit is truly something to squelch

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Very talented, it's some good work.

[@A1RTA1L]

*Fun fact:* The dev of Lethal Company is actually an former Roblox dev. His popular games in it are Silent Dark & Light Bulb.

[@Thavyl9287]

I did not know that. Time to go find those games

[@Sovahni]

Ah yes Russian Badger, his newer content with full scale MoCap is amazing but dont sleep on his earlier works with just some basic animations. They are also amazing. His World of Tanks videos are quite good 👍

[@stfinalwrath]

The uncooked turkey running down the hallway....

[@pantherkent4145]

The programs that badger uses are 1: Mo cap suit for motioncapture with sensors installed in his walls roof and floor in the recording room plus a VR headset for games. 2: Source film maker for almost everything else including characters and guns in the background. What this means: you chould technecally wear a motion capture suit and get the sensors as well as use cameras for intense facial tracking before getting someone to rig it for you and voila you now have your model fully track you acurately down to the hands and feet. you could also go the rout of getting a mask that feeds facial imputs to the program if you don't wanna buy cameras.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Ohh, deep lore, thanks.

[@GaloKaineRey]

RUSSIAN BADGER LET'S GO!!! Now I will wait like Grungle Stan and wait for you to discover Max0r and Ssethtzeentach and I can finally say... Finally, I got them all...

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I already did 2 Max0rs lol

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Rock & Stone!

[@DogsRSweet]

I am drinking milk, and I am eating a rice packet that I put cut up sausage and garlic powder in. It's cooking now, will have an update as the video goes on Update, it was better than I thought it would be. I have leftovers and look forward to them

[@wyllgalaxy1009]

So is it ready?

[@DogsRSweet]

@@wyllgalaxy1009 maybe

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

OHHHH, I know you can cook rice in a rice cooker with KFC chicken inside to flavor the whole rice, lol

[@ercar93]

Im so happy that Chelz caught the "take a shit, get out of bed" bit, cuz there are so many people ive seen that does not react at all and it is disappointing

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Man that hit me hard

[@Jalbesbe]

Actually pulling the reactor does not cause monsters to spawn, it does however open all of the closed doors, thus potentially letting monsters that were not in your area, In. You can not negotiate with hoarding bugs, they do not care. If you have an item they want they will attack, if you go near their hoard they will attack, if you attack one they will attack. They will never un-agro

[@theghosttm8245]

Only entity reactor effects is the Old Birds. Turning them all on automatically instead of then turning on by themselves later in the day.

[@bardofvoid174]

2:40 I l o v e that perfect pause-frame lmao

[@RIPSmalls08]

Aw man, I was looking for this comment for a long time

[@bardofvoid174]

@@RIPSmalls08 Well hey, I'm glad you found it!

[@dustinpierce-n7g]

37:54 the monsters are not the only ones trying to eat that

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Jesus dude o.O

[@dustinpierce-n7g]

@@chelzorthedestroyer I have no regrets in what I said

[@Thomastangerine]

​@@dustinpierce-n7g I have regrets reading that

[@AlexDoubleAU]

11:37 "AAAAAH! I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG!!!!!!" -Dallas, AKA John Payday AKA John Medic Bag

[@lindenbyrne7725]

Source from 2007 is his direct quote on what he uses along with a mocap suit (motion capture same stuff they use in movie’s)

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

38:58 "A human tampon" That had no right to get me as well as it did. XD I'm dieing over here!!

[@OT_PizzaMan21]

It also got me

[@ardenburt8696]

"Ho, hohoho, oh, that slaps me on the knee!" -TF2 Heavy I've been a fan of watching RussianBadger videos ever since his Left 4 Dead and his Doom Eternal videos, so seeing your first reaction to one of his videos, especially one of his latest videos, is a really nice surprise. I've been laughing while eating my dinner and watching your reaction and your additional comments to this video; also, I'm eating bacon-wrapped hot dogs with ketchup and mayo along with Lays Waves Funyun Onion Chips. I hope you have a great time with what's left for the rest of the year!

[@c0baltl1ghtn1ng]

The guy that made Lethal Company, Zeekers, is also proficient at programming in Roblox. So there's that, as well.

[@stephensmithvids]

Hi Chelzor, glad you're finally watching Badger, his content imo is gold

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Haha, he is pretty good. I liked it a lot.

[@Ninjaguy9999]

This is an excellent choice for a first badger video. I have too many to recommend.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Lol fair, it was picked cause I'm familiar with the game.

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Finally someone feels the same as me about having their back to a door.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Right! It's creepy!

[@alexnormandin9543]

The weather options are Eclipsed: night time monsters come out immediately Foggy: makes your visibility outside horrible Raining: makes quicksand puddles everywhere Flooded: water rises up to a certain point Stormy: lightning randomly strikes and can strike any object that is metal or powered

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, gotta always go for the clear weather option, cause dang will I drown, lol.

[@JamesRhed935]

26:16 wasn't expecting that reaction but it seems appropriate

[@BlueAsterismSolstice]

Best mod for Lethal Company is Skinwalkers. Eventually sound bytes from players get used by hostiles that spawn and it's sometimes the funniest or scariest thing ever trying to tell the difference. But you can be put into awkward situations where regular banter and peer pressure can come from the mouth of something random wanting to kill you.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, that's a big nope from me, lol. I just want the loot bugs to yell yippee.

[@ethansimard7452]

1:00 Squelching in western is more often used to describe wet footsteps.

[@samzorn4656]

Ah, RussianBadger. This man can generate so many laughs from me, no matter how old his videos get. To get the best quality laughs, I recommend watching six videos: Star Wars Battlefront II, Battlefield 2042, Call of Duty MWII, Insurgency Sandstorm, Helldivers II, and that one Fortnite video where DigitalVagrant (Digi) absolutely chokes at the worst possible moment. On a related note, one of Badger's friends is HeavenlyFather, who is also a VTuber. This makes him able to walk in both flesh and VTuber realms. However, he is cursed to forever remain maidenless. (Those who watched that Payday 2 video will know what I'm talking about)

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I'm happy to see he is getting a lot of good buzz ^_^

[@deadpan904]

3:48 the best thing about this is that Badger wasn't even mad about the noise, he genuinely believed it was a fire soundtrack to find out its two idiots playing around, and to quote him before he went down: "This is my jam" to then stand silent for 5 seconds in utter disappointment

[@Darchangel50]

This was a great reaction, I definitely think you should watch some more of him! If you know Star Wars, I recommend his two Battlefront videos.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I get so many recomendations I'll have to pick and choose lol.

[@irystocrattakodachithatmooms]

Sounds fun, also sounds like going full Anakin when he has two Venators and one is heavily damaged.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I need a time stamp, for this lol.

[@irystocrattakodachithatmooms]

@@chelzorthedestroyer The time stamp is start to finish.

[@tylerabdill2429]

as other people have said badjur uses a really expensive mocap suit and source film maker nothing else

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

It's very impressive looking.

[@idanchen4934]

3:18 - I think he said that he is using good old Source engine for his videos.

[@SaberShadow002]

That and a 3,000 mo-cap suit feeding into a $20,000 computer

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh, I heard it was a $20,000+ suite, but maybe it's reversed.

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

@@chelzorthedestroyerto quote Badger directly “that is Source from like, 2007.”

[@LuxLoser]

​@@chelzorthedestroyer It is a very expensice mo-cap suit, but he rigs it in Source and uses Source models.

[@mackenzieray5252]

"Truth is... The game was rigged from the start"

[@diaryofadead]

Thank you for being a KZbinr/ streamer that knows how to pause a video when you talk. ❤

[@mixednarwhal]

30:15 It has evolved into not bad 3d and 2d animations, the two repeating appearances are animations of the Thumper and Eyeless Dogs for some reason.

[@complain9269]

33:21 New Chelzor sound just dropped guys!

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Sounds like a new version of me appeared, haha

[@LowbrowDeluxe]

Badger's EDF videos are king.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

To Save Our Mother Earth From Any Alien Attack!

[@Slueshy]

His Halo Reach video is hilarious, and he has funny payday and left 4 dead videos

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh! That's good to know. I know of Halo Reach.

[@190kj]

Ah russian badger and his friends this is gonna be fun specially with his mocap suit and animations very delighted ur reacting to him

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, the animations are impressive.

[@WoofleWaffles]

Stumbling across this channel at like 2am is probably one of the best things my insomnia has resulted in me finding. Thanks for making my sleepless night more pleasant

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Aww yay? Boo for insomnia, Yay for happy times with me, lol

[@WoofleWaffles]

@@chelzorthedestroyer I ended up finally passing out so just yay lol

[@unknownautistico2658]

Heavenly Father helps bridge the gap between flesh tubers and vtubers. Plus he's a chill dude

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

He's Heavenly now?

[@ebtheartist3843]

@@chelzorthedestroyerno there’s a person in the group called Heavenly Father. Aka in Bajur’s among us video “1 moderately redeemable black man”

[@omargrand55]

this is the most serious video of TheRussianBadger I ever seen, it only goes down to silly town from here

[@alekmarroquin6914]

AY THAY DUNE REFERENCE IN CHAT AT 5:44 WAS GOATED

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh wow, I didn't notice, very subtle.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Badger has called a Big One again it is the Legend!

[@idanchen4934]

LOL, Chelzor and the flash light.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

It's my emotional support.

[@benjaminhewitt2376]

Badgers videos on fallout new Vegas, far cry 5, left 4 dead and earth defense force are all great as well, there’s some other guys that are kind of similar to him, on is called max0r, his videos on metal gear rising are my personal favorites and then there’s martincitopants, he has a 4 part series called kerbal scuffed program that are really fun

[@NexusInfinityYT]

6:07 IM A MILLION DOLLA BABY

[@lanterns_glow]

I believe Creetosis and gis buddies had a joke when they played once where they were hauling engines and he's like "Just a normal day in Detroit, nothing suspicious!"

[@Tundraviper41]

"Be careful not to stand too close to the slot when it opens or you will ALSO be Collected." This line is so funny to me, and i do not know why..?

[@HyperDrifter_EN]

im eating simultaneously over cooked and under cooked chicken, and riot punch to help it down

[@cosmicdraco7041]

Absolutely love watching russianbadger. Incredible video and reaction, chelzor. Stay amazing

[@magnusarsmagna5896]

5:36 Tremors mentioned. Graboids, rise up!

[@3agl33y369]

Shriekers, rise up!

[@Bigdude0444]

Hell yeah! RussianBadger is great. He's one of the few creators that I stop everything for if I'm doing nothing super important. Edit: Check out his Fallout video if you get the chance.

[@Bigdude0444]

19:04 I wish I could watch streams just to watch Badger and a few others. I don't fully understand why I can't do live streams but I tried for about an hour and it was fun I just couldn't stay. I just prefer videos cause I can pause and jump around to other stuff and come back whenever.

[@Bigdude0444]

42:48 That's from Dracula Flow. Not sure which one but they're masterpieces. Watch them at some point as well if you feel like it. Dude just says the most insane hard lines for like 5-15 minutes per video. It's great.

[@Bigdude0444]

51:56 You're probably one of the few people who seems to understand that need to not have my back to an open space.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a Nuclear Winter

[@JVarley9001]

Never keep your back to the door, you got that Mentat training

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Dude from Dune? lol

[@JVarley9001]

@@chelzorthedestroyer Yep

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I'd know the difference Old Man

[@mixednarwhal]

30:51 "Sweet gam gams" sounds like something Tree Trunks from Adventure Time would say. Now that I think about it you remind me of Tree Trunks if she wasn’t elderly yet.

[@GreenSargent]

Hope to see more Badger. His series on PayDay 2 is hilarious! Awesome reaction and your screams had me rolling.

[@kingofflames738]

His World Defence force video is one of my favourites.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

People seem to like a lot of his videos.

[@ChaosKing210]

Every single time I watch somebody say it’s their first time watching a Badger or Max0r video I just send a silent prayer out for the brain cells and sanity they’re guaranteed to lose

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I just have one in their bouncing around, it can't die on me.

[@BayletheDread-4]

Badger's "rig" for animation is a mocap suit and Source Filmmaker. The suit was worth five digits, dunno how much exactly, but SFM and all of its gadgets are literally free on Steam. He also puts in hundreds of hours of editing (not an exaggeration, he made that very claim in his CS:GO video) so his quality of editing is largely due to his own blood, sweat, and shitposting genius.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

People were saying like $26,000+

[@BayletheDread-4]

@@chelzorthedestroyer Yeah that sounds about right. It seems insane until you realize that Badger makes a ton of money from his content via streaming, KZbin posts, and the sponsors he gets. He literally hosted an mvc3 tourney with a prize of 50k and a pair of brand new air Jordans, if the mocap suit wasn't proof enough of his wealth. That said, highly recommend you watch said video if you haven't already.

[@Endycat1]

Russian badger’s breakdown of lethal company is very accurate. Lethal company is one of those games that can be so chaotic, it’s funny

[@Kaylen_Jakobsen]

8:38 Is that the OST "Undertale" from Undertale?

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Can't say, I never played.

[@NexusInfinityYT]

That isnt his streaming room, its just his room, the mattress is on the floor behind him

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh? unique lol.

[@SkysControl]

It turns out that the Mansion/Manor map is easier to navigate than the Factory/Facility. When you open a door in the Mansion/Manor, it'll swing towards the direction of the main entrance/exit.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Oh really? Is that a thing? If so, that would be handy.

[@SkysControl]

​@@chelzorthedestroyer It is, yes! I learned this from a video by Bread called "Never get lost on Mansion or Facility tiles!" and it helped me a lot during gameplay, even when my navigation was alright with faults of course.

[@personanddoggo5076]

You should watch more Badger it’s gold

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I'll have to see, lol

[@MuffinHunterX]

Oh so this is what Letal Company is. The only thing I knew about it was a bunch of people are streaming it. Not my thing.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, hunt for scrap/money, avoid the unique monsters on alien worlds.

[@DomainofInsanityA113]

*gives the loot bug a glock* Bug: *pulls out a mag, and loads it* "YIPPEEEEE Now gimme the rest."

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I think the game has shotguns, lol

[@GrandSkeme]

You're right about the door thing, my roommate will randomly stand at the door menacingly while I'm recording.😂

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Nope, that is a special kind of hell for me, lol

[@Black-amaterasu]

I definitely recommend his Payday videos. Remember to watch in order. Another video of his that gives me tons of laughs is his modern warfare 3 video

[@mixednarwhal]

I seem to find myself rewatching this video occasionally. This is at least the 6th time I’m rewatching this video.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Well, thank you for watching it with me.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Oh welcome welcome to the Russian Badger rabbit hole we're all Mad Down Here

[@demondj0220]

There was an old saying back during the mining company days. "I sold my soul to the company store." It is as exactly as you described.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Man, I'm not thinking of the mining towns. Crazy.

[@jakeking974]

My dad is an architect and we've spoken at length about this, but ALL 2x4s are 1.5x3.5s, it's industry standard. My dad said it has something to do with spacing on the internals of structures, but he has to actively plan around the fact that the size on the package isn't reality.

[@Kitten_Mother]

I clicked on this video, and the next video that wants to play is the exact video she is reacting to. 😂

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

It's morning so coffee and oatmeal and more coffee. This game is just a lot of fun with the right group. If you can play cards against humanity and codenames with a group of people then this game will go over well too.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Ah yes, a good old mourning brekkie ^_^

[@imperialguardproductions]

I highly recommend watching more Badger. His videos are amazing

[@undertow619]

I like that you got the Lahey stairs reference.

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Haha, it's a fun meme

[@FireFloofJax]

Badger has an immensely expensive motion cap suit that he does ALL this in

[@MrDiesel237]

Squelching is an onomatopoeia. It's a sort of wet sucking noise like walking through wet mud or jello. It can be gross and flithy like "squelching steps echoed down the sewer tunnels" or horryfing like "the crime scene was so splattered with gore that you could locate the detectives by the squelches they made every time they moved". I'm sure it's a hentai sound too. No matter what, squelching equals messy.

[@Exidel]

Badger invested SO much into his videos to look as good as they do, between his like 10,000 dollar PC and his 26,000 dollar mocap suit, all to just play video games with friends and dick around in the Source engine lmao

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Yea, that's a lot, but he has a passion for it.

[@lovelasnow]

I feel like we don’t hear about squelching noises irl because it’s the sound of walking on a solid floor in wet socks and not many people would put themselves in a position to hear that

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

Thanks for the wet sock image in my head, lol

[@MeandrousScribe]

39:00 Entirely reasonable preferences.

[@shadow_4378]

fun fact, coilheads dont actually have to stop when you look at them, they only stop because they think its fun to make you think you have a chance that is canon lore

[@TK0921]

Me and a few of my buddies were full on sweats at lethal company when it came out and we'd always bring friends that were new so we'd have to backpack them to make it more funny and interesting lol. I haven't played in a long time though. I should get back into it.

[@NexusInfinityYT]

20:17 "how to fuck the get out" that statement gave me a seizure

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

haha, you never stumbled on words? lol

[@NexusInfinityYT]

@@chelzorthedestroyer I have it's just funny lmao

[@mysticdreamer868]

I was watching this with Through the fire and flames in the background on loop

[@TheCraftingJedi]

Can confirm- the hoodie is incredible

[@derrickbias3406]

Chelzor, I hope you inform any delivery person of your door issue. I can imagine someone forgets and the moment the door handle starts to jiggle you do a Wyatt Earp and reach under you desk for that shot gun affixed under your table aiming at the door.

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

To quote our Lord and savior himself: "Dude that's Source from like 2007"

[@thundermite1241]

His video on battlefront 2 called space vietnam with bears and lasers is my overall favorite badger video

[@alecschmidt3212]

The way mines works is that it’s not stepping ON them that blows it up, it’s stepping OFF. So, hypothetically, you could stay on it then have your teammates teleport you back to the ship. But, where’s the fun in that? 😈

[@aidenlackey-t4d]

Alright, so to answer her question, he makes it in the source engine with a motion capture suit that costs somewhere between 20 to 40 grand, sorry I forgot the exact amount.

[@SkeletonFriend9000]

You have an emotional support flashlight, I have 12 emotional support flashbangs, we are not the same.

[@Frost5-l4g]

#15:57# what was that noise girl did she moan for a flashlight!?😂😂

[@nicholasforster4987]

"what programs he using? Imreally impressed!" Buddy. That is source. From like 2007. 3000 dollar mocap suit lol

[@fireninetails]

About Giants - if I remember correctly in new updates, he also can be defeated. By 20-25 hits. So it's suits only moded lobby But it will not help against giants new alternatives. Gaint Robots

[@Inaire_Falen]

7:40 yeah monsters opening doors is crazy scary

[@Sequere-Nos]

Source film maker with a full body mocap suit

[@Neutral_Tired]

Badger has a super expensive mocap suit

[@chelzorthedestroyer]

I heard, like $26,000+

[@0sirus1989]

I don't like my back to the door.. My aunt once opened my door while playing The Stick of Truth during the alien abduction part.. and she said WTF! Scared the f*ck out of me and then I had to explain it to her 😅

[@Iamyolomonkey-ed2gh]

5:50 shout-out to rowboat_girlyman, we had the same brain cell. I did the theme, then I saw the chat. Lol