Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Play Truth or Dab | Hot Ones

[@FirstWeFeast]

It's the final day of Webby Awards voting-help take Hot Ones to the finish line! #DoItForBill vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2019/video/general-video/food-drink

[@Andyjoseph8]

Do keanu Reeves or elon musk please!

[@Phla58]

First We Feast this was awesome!

[@adriane7841]

#DoItForBill

[@articulation03]

Doesn’t matter who you bring, I’m watching this thing😂

[@hawi634]

can u invite stephen curry!!!PLZ

[@jonathanfoster3797]

I know "Truth or Dab" was great in theory, but these 2 have created the far superior show: "Truth 'n Dab"

[@eat-lc5rx]

Exactly what I was thinking. You get the spiciest answers from the spiciest wings.

[@jetlifetaylor]

I was looking for this comment, I knew I wasn’t the only one lol!!

[@georgekearney8595]

isn’t that just what hot ones is ?

[@pwfortner]

I’m still cryin

[@jonathanfoster3797]

George, damnit you're right

[@troybeals8431]

The fact that they are eating AND telling the truth is the best part of this one.

[@dannygreen5477]

Fucking Bert lmao.

[@vexial12]

Dude Bert is legit a loser. He peer pressures tom into doing it the same way his dumbass did it and then is that "We aRe dOiNg ThIS WrOnG tOm" Like no YOURE doing it wrong moron.

[@adamgmcrae]

@@vexial12 he didn't pressure him he literally just said now answer it. You really wouldn't go along with your best friend in this situation?😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@Uppermostt]

@@vexial12 talking about losers! Who are you again, buddy? No one knows you lol. Shouldn’t be calling anyone loser.

[@vexial12]

@@Uppermostt I bet you are a dipshit like bert. Imagine simping for a dude that only has one bit and its stolen.

[@TardRepellent]

4:30 when Sean says "ya have a choice" it sounds so heartfelt and stern like he's trying to save these two idiots from themselves but he knows it's not gonna help.

[@tomasflatharta]

He only said that when prompted, didnt actively stop it

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

They're not idiots, they did it to be funny.

[@jonrmartin]

@@Lost_n_Found_1 True, they are not idiots, only Bruce Krishner is.

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@@jonrmartin Or Bert Kershner

[@jeremythomas9416]

Those 2 "idiots" are hilarious and doing way better in life than you

[@kelseyjenna9248]

I love this episode of "Truth or Dab or Ruin your Career"! Tom and Bert being taken aback by how intense the questions from Sean were cracks me up every time.

[@joedont9307]

Yeah this had me choking laughing 😂

[@jeffdredd1172]

Especially when it started with "We say the craziest stuff about ourselves on the internet every day" from Bert 😂

[@ZackBetweenDreamz]

“By the way it was Albany”. Slowly nodding my head as I watch this in Albany.

[@davidm4728]

Ur city is garbage

[@jojivlogs_4255]

@Gumby pretty much all of upstate ny is garbage tbh

[@marshallc6885]

Gumby FUCK U gumby hahah i had to kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4i9eIV9gcySrsk

[@Gunnafandom]

Imagine being in Albany by choice

[@mo514]

LOL

[@rhinocore]

I love their complete inability to be professional in each other's presence. That's true friendship.

[@jamesschwab1864]

"Wait do we eat the wing, and THEN tell the truth?" "I think we're doing this wrong, Tom." This just made my day.

[@keithlangman2081]

Oh my god that part was so funny!

[@mikelowery9339]

Bert:"i worked with Coolio once." "Oh yeah?!" Bert: "He's a dick."

[@tragicx4075]

The way Bert's voice changes from manly to girly so fast always astounds me.

[@justinmccollum3790]

i came to this vid bc i thought they where gonna take dabs

[@dougthealligator]

Justin McCollum fucken cool dude. Blaze it 420 homie amiriiiite 🐐

[@justinmccollum3790]

dougthealligator ouch

[@infinitedeath4567]

They should do truth or dab but they smoke dabs and then take a last dab. And then the dance move.

[@seannovak2210]

Also apparently he hates my city...

[@tactical_philanthropy]

"You're filled with blood. Your skin is ten. No." - Bert Kreischer, verbatim, 2019

[@prestonphillips3375]

I died reading this 😂

[@theonlyegg]

One of the dumbest people I've ever seen.

[@supertotoro]

I love how Bert thinks its actual clean water floating around in your body. Like blood and skin has no water in it... >

[@michaelcantu6071]

@@supertotoro no one said anything about “clean water floating around in your body”?? Blood is about 90% water. Not too sure about skin, but it’s definitely not zero.

[@MV12267]

Kool-aid

[@onedoorfilms]

Bert Kreischer looks so much like the lion from the Wizard of Oz that once you notice it you can't unnotice it.

[@CasperVaughn]

One Door Films damn you

[@drakemarshall4112]

What the fuck did you just do to me?

[@JimmyB2772]

Never will be able to see him any differently now.

[@shitbag.]

This is worse than "you are now aware of your breathing pattern"

[@earthavi]

google search how to delete someone else's comment

[@ast9398]

This is probably one of the greatest episodes of anything in history. I could watch this for 24 hours and not be bored.

[@pmm5269]

“Do you have a least favorite special?” “Yeah. Disgraceful” LMAO

[@ganglois]

Anything by Amy Schumer

[@vertex12113]

he was definitely going to say Nanette for the ted talk one.

[@bruceaeroustile9769]

“By the way it was Albany” 😂😂😂

[@TheVentriloGamers]

As someone who has lived 15 minutes away from Albany all my life... he's not wrong. lmao

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Albany is trash

[@Bittler87]

I went to that show! Albany def sucks, I knew his answer as soon as the question was asked lol

[@thomasnewton8223]

TYS Imposition when I visited I thought Albany looked cool, like it had a very interesting layout, it is a dump tho 😭

[@Gabriel5501]

From Albany. Can confirm.

[@TheRealKoolaid]

Dude those 16 minutes flew buy. This shit was hilarious and a brilliant idea. Loved how they didn't understand the rules at the beginning lmao

[@TitanCrusher101]

It’s not a new idea, lol!

[@EikottXD]

Yeah it only seem like five wish it lasted longer. These two are hilarious together!

[@MrChit-od9po]

Those monsters are impervious..

[@NaruBrilu]

@ElusiaBoomkin lol ya thats what i was gonna say like they knew what they were doing

[@fatalerror---]

"These tables go lower. Is that for Kevin Hart? ". 😂😂😆😉😆😂😂 Y'all are the best. F'ing love this!

[@ANDREV]

I was here thinking "oh they're jumping the shark" And then Sean comes with those awesome questions, to stumble two very experienced comedians. Great show

[@JohnDoe-le7ml]

I came in to post "Bert has gotten so much mileage out of one damn joke", and here he beat me to the punch by making fun of that bit multiple times.

[@al032184]

"Ari's the least funny, I'll say that"..... *pulls out the molly..

[@3405Amilli]

al032184 still to soon😂

[@xemera1d]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bucko99]

Do you think he saw this and wanted to get back at Bert?🤔

[@paperandpavement]

@@Bucko99 that's exactly what I thought

[@garrettlink9090]

IMO Ari is the funniest of them all.

[@Mr.Safety.]

eat these wings or tell the truth! bert and tom: does both *totally baked

[@JoeRyMi]

I appreciate when people go with the bit. We want to see suffering. And Bert was talking about Jay Mohr, who literally stole his stories to tell on Opie and Anthony.

[@artvandelay1499]

Holy shit, when Bert almost started telling The Machine again, I lost it lol

[@billyalarie929]

i've only heard this once before, and it was on fucking Hot Ones, and when i heard him start telling it again i laughed so hard.

[@billymac5481]

Tom's reaction was perfect

[@soulful_chris]

"Do you have a least favorite one?" "Uh, Disgraceful." "Fucker." 😂

[@thottydagod457]

Lmao..I was like "oh Sean hot joke jokes" 😂😂

[@johnsnow1749]

ironically, my least favorite of Tom's specials.

[@michaelmelro6641]

I love how Tom genuinely laughs hard every time someone unexpectedly roasts Bert. Real friendship.

[@jhuem10]

Michael Melro I was gonna like rhis comment but it’s at 420

[@joseluki]

This should be a once a year special always with Bert and Tom.

[@dannygreen592]

You do know that they have their own podcast right...?

[@Nonn0n]

This is probably the first show Shawn has to convince his guests to not eat the wings.

[@ryanjofre]

lmao

[@Cornerkid82]

"Shawn" bro youre high

[@LLLadySSS]

Sean lol

[@thetwomanshowrf]

Jayy Brigg at least he knows his name lmao

[@xXFangRideXx]

"Its 60%, correct!" Bert: "im goin 95"

[@josephherman1716]

😂

[@4Everlast]

I read 70-80 never 60. Someone fucked up.

[@molix8532]

@@4Everlast because that's what our bodies should be, most people don't drink enough water

[@richardlimp6788]

one HUNDRED PERCENT 🥸

[@danielgrewall1071]

@@richardlimp6788 ok aquaman

[@MandyFocus]

I would LOVE to see Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O play truth or dab!

[@dylanhavlicheck3420]

Steve-o has been on the show

[@dollyspectra]

this is an EXCELLENT idea

[@helpivebeenkidnapped6195]

@@dylanhavlicheck3420 They both have

[@BrianUpward]

This is a great idea, two of the funniest masochists there are.

[@Rizlack]

@@dylanhavlicheck3420 Knoxville has as well my dude

[@sabbasarishvili6677]

There are very few people on the internet who give me pure joy and happiness, and these two together, are on top of that list! ❤️

[@giornnogiovanna4466]

Nobody: Bert Kreischer: This one time I got involved in the Russian mafia

[@Roanoak]

one of my favorite stand up sets

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Aadin Heals: You clearly have terrible taste in comedy

[@Silentblogger659]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull oh and what kind of comedy do you like? Really? Name a comedian you like

[@Roanoak]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull I just thought it was funny I find humor in a lot of things. Including your comment, it's like you're trying really hard to push your opinion to make yourself feel superior. I can find whatever I damn well please funny.

[@Krowing87]

Aadin Heals He probably likes Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and Carlos Menstealia.

[@ignacio8597]

The best questions ever, Sean is turning into the interview goat.

[@robertabrams6716]

Sean: Its 60% Bert: I’d go with 95%

[@robertabrams6716]

Lmao this got 143 likes

[@nickfantoni5576]

My life has improved tremendously since finding these two comedians . 😁

[@gabegabe5672]

welcome

[@nobodyboy888]

Well 1 comedian and guy who got lucky enough to make a career out of hanging around with comedians.

[@Gixsir]

Annoyed with Burp and his pig squeal laugh yet?

[@Dtgthebest6992]

​@@nobodyboy888which one is which

[@RGates33]

@@nobodyboy888 Facts.

[@dylanbyars1427]

Sean - “It’s 60” Tom - “it’s 60” Sean - “It is, Good job” Burnt - “I’m going with 95”

[@brodybuzzard2078]

Burnt😂

[@alm505]

😂😂😂

[@alm505]

He said Burnt😂😂😂😂

[@movinsmooth9248]

THE CHICKEN WAS BERT WHILE BURNT TOOK A BITE

[@potato_god_4085]

It’s bruce

[@LeytonDeertz]

“When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian Mafia-“ *oh for FUCKS sake*

[@phara0h6nyne56]

XeroTheKid -Leyton Deertz 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ImHeadshotSniper]

seriously this guy aint even funny. tom segura is much funnier

[@ImHeadshotSniper]

@YeahWhatOoh ? what's so cool about liking legitimately superior comedian?

[@ImHeadshotSniper]

@YeahWhatOoh lmfao what? you're either stupid, or a bert kreischer fanboy.. or both

[@ImHeadshotSniper]

@YeahWhatOoh well i'm 19 years old, and said nothing remotely cringey, so you must be stupid

[@BlueBunny53]

It must have been FREEZING in that studio for Bert to leave his shirt on the entire time!

[@EdwardAlcala]

Finally for once

[@Watcher4187]

The more weight he loses the more he keeps his shirt on, mostly cause fat guys naked is funny, skinny guys naked is just weird or pretentious.

[@muckspoutmillinery8008]

“When I was 23 I got involved with the Russian mafia” “oh for FUCK’S SAKE” That, my friends, is how you know these two are legit best friends 😂

[@bvbowler247]

Its a running story he has in almost every tour on stage

[@brootpk]

Every time Bert laughs I can’t help but to laugh too! 😂😂😂

[@NickPDX22]

BrootPK - 110%

[@augustineho9371]

They both have infectious laughs!

[@MapleJames76]

Especially when he calls it a "Bicept"

[@TwoQs]

In this video I agree but his laugh usually annoys me. He can’t get through 2 sentences without sounding like a broken teakettle.

[@blendajeti6516]

@@TwoQs yea he's really funny and seems like a decent guy but i for sure know he fakes that laugh at least 40% of the time

[@julie1662]

Their laughs are so contagious, this was amazing.

[@99nej]

There is no way to hear them laugh without laughing I am 100% sure, this could be taken like medicine!

[@amymenjivar3489]

I was laughing so hard at Bert turning red, giggling like a girl, and the half stories "I shit my pants in the airport line..." that my kid came out twice to ask what was so funny.

[@Falhurk]

Even in 2021, still the best episode.

[@passingoutwang]

"Ari is the least funny" cutscene to Ari drugging bert just months later.

[@isaacbarajas6858]

LoL!!!!

[@fishinnutt]

@@LockSteady Ari is a piece of shit

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Ari has always been a piece of shit, I can't believe it has taken him dosing his friend for people to realise this. This is a guy who repeatedly sucker punched Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store.

[@leeannlyons9476]

Ari literally is a 14 yr old in an old jew man’s body. He’s such a moron and a child.

[@johnirish2969]

Yeah ari is a fucking low life scumbag, trying to stay relevant

[@loudenbrickley2993]

Random guy- hey bert how's it goi--- Bert- WHEN I WAS 23 I GOT INVOLVED IN THE RUSSUAN MAFIA

[@greek_freak5429]

Louden Brickley 22*

[@jerryknuckles736]

They probably gave him a couple shots, made them laugh, then pressured him to knock over a trolley. More likely molested by the Russian mafia. Lol

[@tinymarie8920]

Russian*************************************************************

[@Scradee]

it's almost like he's only got one good, funny story

[@Scott-Free-123]

@alex wilson *lived. He's got like 3 stories he won't shit the fuck up about. Him and Diaz are annoying as hell

[@Cec0413]

No joke. I think I would put Truth or Dab right on par with Hot Ones one-on-one interviews. So excited to see where this goes. Keep up the unique, great content!

[@BlindingGlow]

The Irish person they're referring to is Aisling Bea, for anyone curious. She was pretty cringe, ngl.

[@Shinyslaking64]

Now I gotta find it and watch it.

[@hacksdp3]

Aisling it's even insufferable in the uk

[@marko7552]

@Screw KZbin just woke people in general are annoying af

[@GatorBodine1]

I was wondering if it was her. She's terrible in all the Channel 4 shit she does too.

[@galenthompson5431]

This is what I came here for thank you

[@slothtree2375]

"Just wanna put it out there, Ari's the least funny" love him

[@leann4265]

mike hannon he’s not wrong😂

[@NathanGutFiddle]

Bruh! Ari is fucking hysterical :O Wut do you mean!?

[@hobofinalflash1681]

@@NathanGutFiddle i agree, ari is not the least funny

[@GEUSE-A-HUMAN-SUPERNOVA]

Ari is the most angry.

[@slothtree2375]

My man is the Jewish Pinocchio. Everytime he spends money that Honker of a nose grows ever so slightly 😂🤷

[@car_pal]

Patrice O'Neal wouldn't have to even touch a single wing, he would've burned all the bridges and laugh about it hahah rip

[@FylMarite]

oh hey car pal! steve and george are annoying :) love the videos!

[@AngelGarcia-di6ux]

Dont speak for the dead dawg

[@geyotepilkington2892]

@@AngelGarcia-di6ux he died?

[@AngelGarcia-di6ux]

Geyote Pilkington bro its 2019 him, Ralphie May, Charlie Murphy, Chris Farley, Pauly Shore, Robin Williams, George Carlin and many other greats.

[@mikecapts6176]

@@AngelGarcia-di6ux lmfao Pauly Shore

[@MrHeftyFine]

When Tom laughs at "sunshine State dirtbag" you know that caught him off guard lol

[@Hard-cheese]

You should teach a class

[@TheHitchboy]

1:09 the way they both looked up and smiled was so wholesome haha. Bert was seriously happy about that statement.

[@helloping1]

Tom: Do you have a least favorite? Sean: Disgraceful 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@samuelvaldez5389]

Michael Steinman I love that they’re good enough friends to shit on each other lol

[@PB24971]

Tom's laugh is so genuine when Sean calls Bert a Sunshine State Dirtbag 😂

[@Whateverforeverr_]

get Bobby Lee and Chris D'elia on this. They have incredible chemistry!

[@matr5797]

I'm guessing they've already been asked, and turned it down. I don't think Bobby's could handle it, physically or mentally. It sure would be hilarious to watch their chemistry on here though.

[@21AdamA]

I was thinking D'elia and Callen. No way Callens got the stones tho

[@HowTheGodzChill]

Bobby lee and the whiskey ginger would be great as well!

[@SpaghettiBelly]

@@matr5797 eh it's bobby, he'll be fine with like the first 2 wings. But he has no shame so he will tell you anything

[@dustinevenson720]

Bee king and rat sting

[@gerardogalindo8943]

These dudes are great individually, but as a duo they're amazing

[@allistrata]

The joke thief question made Amy Schumer pop into my head immediately

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

True

[@phanties]

Just like the Stay Puft Marshmellow man. Pun intended. Perfect joke. *bow*

[@leilaniaperson1990]

SAME

[@redcrypt420able]

I thought of the Dane Cook / Louis CK fiasco

[@13CannibalJester13]

and the worst special on netflix question. lol

[@brownguy903]

Y'all should switch it up so that if they tell the truth the other person has to eat the wing

[@swifty23]

brownguy903 you’re an evil genius

[@xsanguine8]

That's how you kill a bystander, it's Truth or Dab, the consequences should only be on the one answering.

[@JJJnray1]

This is actually an amazing idea,

[@NovaPrimo119]

That’s brilliant

[@williejones6446]

Call it idk Dab or Die?

[@akshaysasindran8281]

Nobody: Bert: “When I was 20, I got involved with the Russian mafia-“ Tom, along with everyone else ever: “Oh ffs”

[@jim0_o]

23, you obviously haven't been listening.

[@nuck-]

I still to this day do not believe a single word of that story, seems like absolute bullshit.

[@leonknott399]

0z0z there is photos of him with them. I thought it was bullshit at first as well but then I saw the pictures lol

[@nikkjcrespo]

@@nuck- when it was first shared on fb and blew up, his classmates shared pics and confirmed it was real

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

The joke is that its his only funny joke ever basically. I've never seen anything from him that is even remotely as funny.

[@mikefrost1312]

Tom and Bert just made their own game😂 and it was awesome

[@zwil7965]

I love Tom and Bert's friendship. its so wholesome

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

They are so much a like in many ways. Everything from their looks to their families. Also, found it crazy that they both grew up going to upscale country clubs in Florida as teenagers. Even both their fathers were well-known powerful men throughout the state. Bert's dad is successful lawyer who dealt with high profile cases and Tom's dad is corporate big wig

[@almightysosa3007]

*tom nearly crying* “I came on my wife’s pillow” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JFuller1300]

Almighty Sosa300 you didn’t even quote it correctly

[@almightysosa3007]

Jordan Fuller over 600 likes can’t hear you over my internet clout

[@JFuller1300]

Almighty Sosa300 just shows that 631 people are morons

[@MrCluckgaming]

rub rub rub

[@almightysosa3007]

Jordan Fuller or 600+ and counting know real humor, ever thought about that

[@Robbie_Bobb]

I love how Bert guesses 95% even after he knows the answer is 60%

[@agitatedhugtime]

I think I've rewatched this one up to 1,000 times since it dropped. I love these two guys so much

[@Geezuskrust]

Bert: Ari’s the least funny.... Ari: roofies Bert with molly

[@Sergioplangabarkiehonderd]

So he doesnt roof him... rt

[@kegangardner8714]

I don't think you know what roofying someone means

[@damienramseur5669]

"You're filled with blood. Your skin is ten. No." - Bert Kreischer. 2019

[@pleasuretokill]

I saw Ari open up for Rogan about 10 years ago. Ari was hilarious. Everyone loved the set, but Rogan destroyed that night.

[@corpsefoot758]

@@pleasuretokill This is probably the worst radar for standup I’ve seen all month

[@StrattonSmith]

Amy Schumer was the clear answer to at least 3 of these harsh questions lol

[@rayrosso1]

We need a sampler pack of the 10 sauces so we can do the challenge ourselves!!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!

[@mitchellkruszewski2616]

I had the same thought, literally seconds, before I read your comment 🤣

[@felixbelaunzaran1680]

This show is amazing from the sit down interviews to then leveling up and adding truth or dab. 10 of 10 stars. Great job keep it coming n dabbing

[@ChuckD008]

The friendship between Bert & Tom is Iconic

[@Zelse357]

Holy hell, I laughed so fucking hard for this. Two of my favorite dudes, T-buns and Baron Krenshaw just havin a good/bad time together. Epic

[@rusinsr]

Oh boy did I click on this video fast! Love seeing Tom and Burp together!

[@Wanderingsocks]

Burp Crisper?

[@whiteshaq0172]

Logan Danielson burnt Chrysler?

[@ednamode2334]

WhiteShaq01 Bacon Chowder?

[@Wanderingsocks]

@@whiteshaq0172 bird kaiser

[@BOBofGH]

Damnit how have I never thought of Burp?!

[@i_dream_of_memes]

dude Tom is such a sweetie! on that last question I got the impression he was thinking “I don’t think any of your stuff is hacky, you’re a good comedian and I admire your work, what am I supposed to say here?”. Bert so ready to throw himself under the bus 🤣 Tom’s like “nah bro”

[@ericgarcia6668]

Chris D’elia and Bobby Lee for the next Truth ‘n Dab

[@anj522]

Yes please

[@1mm819]

All for it

[@donmon808]

This must happen. Or Andrew santino

[@thedev129]

Or Chris and Bryan callen😂😂

[@reason2910]

Jus a broke dee interwebs

[@Fullymetal785]

They truly come up with amazing questions. The people on the show as well as the audience are stunned a bit every time at the quality of research sean and chris do behind the scenes. Best interviewers ever.

[@a_tabaza]

I see Sean finally managed to convince Complex he doesn't have to eat wings every time the guest eats a wing. Good for you Sean.

[@parkerjeans5777]

Dood has serious stomach problems at this point 😂. Imagine every shit is bloody and hot god damn. Probually had to show him his bloody asshole to drive the point home

[@wastedpotential9945]

@@parkerjeans5777 he has said he has a perfect bill of health apparently

[@eljoelo2459]

Bert talks like he has his mouth full all the time, even when he is not eating. Sean as always, quick witted.

[@HKT100]

Oh these tables go lower... Oh is this for Kevin Hart when he was on lol

[@vincecarter98]

The Irish lady Bert was referring to was Aisling Bea.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

I thought she was Scottish. Then again, I haven't watched her in quite a while, so I might've just forgot.

[@DreadfulDrummer]

Aisling (pronounced Ashling)

[@dongreens9093]

How bout the guy guest ?

[@abdaniel487]

Why did everyone hate her?

[@ejay52]

@@abdaniel487 Some boys get angry when women say stuff that goes against their narrow worldview.

[@HunterJarvis]

Amy Schumer could have been the answer to many of these questions

[@joshuaalfonso641]

shes the one he farted on while having sex

[@worldofwarcraftizgod]

Amy schumer is funny and your a hater

[@1971mav]

@@worldofwarcraftizgodNot even when she tells other comedians' jokes.

[@imakrewitatl]

Amy Schumer is absolutely insufferable, and yes im a mega hater

[@countys32]

So true.

[@brianlogan4740]

This episode was such chaos but I loved it. 😂

[@coolgirls1123]

The best questions for an interview. You deserve an award for this episode Sean. Great job!

[@skyluke9476]

Literally the hardest questions ever. He is such a gangster!

[@frost1117]

You absolutely can hear Bert say Amy Schumer when they talk about joke stealing

[@leadleghighkick104]

Lil Sagna there’s a 1 syllable word that arts with A, and 2 syllable word that has a “sch” sound

[@imjustapancake3188]

Lil Sagna stfu

[@Jakey1312]

@@leadleghighkick104 Just so you know... Amy is a two syllable word lmao

[@andrewab1209]

Jakey1312 💀

[@puffpuffmeow]

She didn’t get away with it though so that doesn’t make sense

[@jak2me]

I like how Sean thought they were gonna understand the rules. Plus they have no filter😂

[@patriharvey5467]

The “pajamas” bit always has my wife crying laughing

[@ilovemymarine1771]

Just discovered Tom and Bert last week. I cannot get enough of everything with them

[@StaxxxCmd]

Berts podcasts are hilarious at times

[@alwaysinverted1224]

Sunshine State Dirtbag is a Bert's next special name

[@Sirlance87]

Definitely said Amy Schumer 😂😂

[@butterknutts5888]

It's Aisling Bea

[@ericm54]

Everyone knows she's stolen that shit. No way she's gotten away with it

[@TuesdaysJustAsBad]

If you slow it down to .75 and turn your headphone amp way up it sounds like he says "It's amy schumer"

[@dfloopy1]

He said hannah gadsby

[@alexjacobs2080]

@@dfloopy1 i didnt hear hannah gadsby lol

[@ethanhval9593]

STILL can't get over the fact that these idiots dab AND truth. Freaking love these guys. Absolutely a ruthless but loving friendship they have 😆

[@spiderwrangler4457]

Sean and Tom: "It's 60..." Sean: "It's 60 percent, 60 percent, good job Tom!" Bert: "I'm going 95..." HA!

[@BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard]

Best line ever taken out of context: "Dude, it went away and then I wiped my mouth with my thing and it came back again." LMAO

[@Derek_Keenan]

Not really, no.

[@devonfranklin8625]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even god: Bert: when i was 22, i got involved with the Russian mafia

[@jacksonmontgomery2587]

HotBread17 it’s 22 😂😂

[@racingsponga]

HotBread17 *22

[@jackrizzy]

Tim and Brent laughing together is the most genuine thing ever. Love these bros.

[@StaxxxCmd]

Brent?

[@jackrizzy]

@@StaxxxCmd sorry, burnt chrystler

[@kotadraper2714]

Tim?

[@DarksouIjah]

Saw Tom perform live last fall and he was straight up hysterical. 10/10. If he is ever performing in your area, buy tickets. You will not be disappointed.

[@douglatins]

His my favourite, but his podcast isn't up to his level weirdly enough

[@ScanManDaMurka]

Same, saw him in Tampa around October. One of the best I've ever seen and I've seen Louis,Burr,Jefferies,List, etc.

[@MrBlackLenses]

Same man, i saw him in Orlando and the dude killed

[@alexjoseph4665]

Yeah I've seen a lot of live comedy & Tom is definitely in my top 3.

[@austinhagin7378]

I was at the taping of his last special in denver on Netflix. Wasnt that great. The guy who opened for him killed though

[@moisttoad2147]

This is amazing. Tom and Bert are so damn funny 10/10. P.S. Beat me piss on me.

[@GreenMonkeySam]

I see you're a man that like to try it out

[@LizRehermAnn]

Mommies in the wild.

[@GSTACK57]

Codi Leiferman I’m home here now

[@keylay9453]

Who's bert? It's BART Grisler for those with no neuropathy issues.

[@jmackmackenzie]

Try it out.

[@MultiLussebulleN]

This was such a great episode. I love Tommy bunz and Burnt Chrysler

[@ChrisScales17]

Crystals *

[@MultiLussebulleN]

@@ChrisScales17 I like Chrysler more

[@branstangsmokes6201]

10:57 toms face is just pure joy

[@KnightSlasher]

I dare you to eat more wings Dare: it isn't a dare but a snack

[@joshmholmes25]

"When i was 23 i got involved with the Russian Mafia..." Lmfao that was perfect

[@DeathBringer769]

10:33-10:42 He admits that "The Machine" (aka Russian gangster) story was a stolen joke that didn't even happen to him personally, lol. I was so disappointed.

[@absoluteunit8628]

22*

[@aus-li]

Deathbrewer How the fuck can that story be real!? It’s a fucking Hollywood movie!

[@stupid19486]

@@DeathBringer769 That was a joke lol.. he clearly didn't steal the joke

[@marshallc6885]

The joke is, is that the russian mob story is so played out by him. Its what hes known for the most and yada-yada

[@keller376]

Man.... Bert brings such energy I love it

[@KampinKarl1]

I am afraid my first episode of Truth or Dab (this one) is going to be the best one. Sean came up with some great questions and this was hilarious

[@comic6308]

Should have done this 8 Years ago.....Bill Burr & Patrice O'Neal

[@dleoner1]

comic630 damn, that would’ve been comedy gold

[@666vilemass]

Patrice wouldn't have to eat a wing. That man told it how it was period. It would be great to see him trash the show the whole time though😅

[@Zozo_Rabbit]

awwww rip patrice

[@optio256]

YES!

[@JapaneseIrishman]

Bro patrice would have been brutal with the truth and also still eat all the wings haha

[@vitotaylor36]

I love Bert so much. Bert and Tom together are perfect.

[@kylestarr179]

We did it Albany... biggest dump on the tour! Let’s go!

[@johnscavo1702]

BRO FOR REAL WE WON SOMETHING!!!

[@Shawn1174q]

John Scavo about time we won something!!

[@cadenrosenblatt6318]

Best thing Albany ever did

[@Lord6]

But was this Albany New York? Or Albany Georgia? Is there an Albany georgia? I think there is 🤔 must've been New York. Makes sense, Albany is a shithole.

[@jordanrivera6792]

Yessss