ATLAS Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**

Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Atlas - a 2024 American science fiction action film directed by Brad Peyton and written by Leo Sardarian and Aron Eli Coleite.
Premise: In a bleak-sounding future, an A.I. soldier has determined that the only way to end war is to end humanity.
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Cast:
Jennifer Lopez as Atlas Shepherd
Simu Liu as Harlan Shepherd
Sterling K. Brown as Colonel Elias Banks
Gregory James Cohan as Smith (voice)
Abraham Popoola as Casca Decius
Lana Parrilla as Val Shepherd
Mark Strong as General Jake Boothe
Cinematography by John Schwartzman
Edited by Bob Ducsay
Music by Andrew Lockington
Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, Netflix, San Andreas, Rampage, Journey 2 The Mysterious Island

[@Johnnyiswhere]

Jlo had that hair back when she was running through the Bronx all dreams and sh...

[@Cinderella718]

😂😂😂

[@Mattslittlesister55]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Someone gave her a noogie before filming.

[@Merinkous]

At the bodega, getting her orange drank 😅

[@okoala62]

@@Merinkousif you know, you know 😉 🤮

[@CopingMechanisms1]

She must have been such a crazy little girl.

[@leftyla]

Everytime you two review a JLo B-movie, an angel gets its wings. Fly, girl, fly!

[@mirtieraczo5842]

I've been waiting to hear Joseph's thoughts on J Lo's hair.

[@jrodhaynes973]

The most crucial critique to come out of any of these videos

[@CopingMechanisms1]

I wanted to brush it out of her face so badly! It made my face itch. I’d love to know how much time they spent before each take “sculpting” it to perfection.

[@deneengrant2086]

How the heck did they get Sterling K. Brown to play in this?

[@Johnnyiswhere]

He had other plans, but Jlo wouldn't stop calling 😅

[@nicholashermes5023]

Same reason half of Donald Sutherlands movies are shaky--a pro works for the money this time, and for their craft next time.

[@Lilianamarie999]

I haven't made it through the video but I know Joseph gonna get at this hair 😅

[@dariasmeh]

"throw it away" - that would had been a good line to add to the title of your review or on the thumbnail. HILARIOUS!!

[@bmck-8400]

Does she marry the robot ? She hasn’t married a robot in a movie yet.

[@strwbrybabyg245]

😂😂

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Casper Smart? 🤖

[@nightangel3578]

I don't know which is worse: Jennifer Lopez as any type of analyst or Mark Walberg as any type of educator. Lawd can't we stop giving them work?

[@mashenka6189]

Yes. This comment. Enough …please..

[@Mattslittlesister55]

I liked the happening. Plants attacking us because of how we treat 🌎

[@nightangel3578]

​@@Mattslittlesister55 I liked the concept, but Mark Walberg as a teacher? No 😒

[@Mattslittlesister55]

@@nightangel3578 your right he didn't pass lol

[@QueenKunta]

He was a teacher in the Happening which is one of my favorite accidental comedies lol

[@TimothyMReynolds]

Pull quotes are 🔥

[@stevenspringer1599]

in space no one can hear you scream for hair and make-up...

[@ctsphang]

😅😅😅😅

[@gigiarmany4332]

😂😂😂💥🔥🙌🏾💯🎉

[@tonyasbeautylooks]

Damn. 😂😂😂😂

[@docsnake]

I was chomping at the bit waiting for Joseph to review this and Jennifer's hair. Never disappoints!😄

[@TheBlackLightProject]

Why did I see this and go “YES! They watched it so I don’t have to!”

[@iseemelanie]

I ordered a quad Americano at Starbucks once, at the barista’s suggestion. I didn’t sleep at all that night.

[@fishjellyfilmreviews]

That might kill me lol

[@nicholaspruitt9032]

Damn that’s weapons grade like liquid speed.

[@TheLovelymisse]

«Throw it away! Should be on a shirt!

[@Johannym]

Joseph annoyed they didn’t upload Smith to the cloud has me dying 😂. Also, Jlo’s acting in this was bad but it was terrible the first 20 minutes when she’s trying to be serious and tough.

[@georganner2271]

Joseph talking about JLo is one of the great pleasures in life...

[@nygmla]

11 year old girl, 28 years later becomes 54 year old woman. Jenny looks great for a 54 yo, but who she kidding? She doesn't look like someone in their 30s.

[@ozzielee9058]

Lol. "J-Lo is no Sigourney Weaver, & this is no "Aliens." Lol." Keep-up-the great work(s.) guys.

[@DorianEyre]

The videos with terrible reviews are always the most entertaining to watch 😅 Thanks for enduring such subpar movies LOL

[@alobo9937]

Uh oh...i smell some dragging about to happen...

[@EubyGamingRES]

You can tell from their faces in the thumbnail that this is gonna be a fun review 😂

[@LateCambrian]

I’m ready

[@jeffschmidt8483]

Yes! After working all Holiday, watching this is my reward!

[@damiansmyth]

I’ve been waiting for this review. It’s finally here!! My favourite movie reviewers. Nicks eye rolls get me every time x

[@deescott8312]

Yes

[@spricket24]

You guys have the best review channel and both of you always have such gorgeous skin and Imma need a skin care routine out of both you - stop playing with me lol

[@fishjellyfilmreviews]

🙏🏾

[@westhecat0]

As soon as I saw JLo. I knew this was going be good!😂. 2 mins in already hit liked lol. Love it

[@rominalambert3727]

She has the same "running up & down the block" Hair in all her action movies.

[@QueenAusetHeru]

I really enjoyed it! I was surprised that people disliked it so much. The relationship between her and Smith was very sweet ❤ And, they made a lot of good points about society and the future of AI. The worst part was her hair 😮

[@1marvelfan707]

thanks guys, always my fav to watch and always honest and on point, zero gaslighting, thanks

[@MultiGreenG]

*JLO IS SO TIRED. CAN SHE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE?*

[@popeyethesailorman75]

I don't get how her Movies are Breaking Records on Netflix upon opening when they being Trashed by Critics.- she must be fixing the numbers.

[@jandmvideos9051]

This review is so on point! She was extremely SHRILL!!!!! I don’t play video games, but I found myself thinking that parts of the movie looked like an old one. I watched parts of Anaconda after watching this. It’s amazing how much JLo’s acting and look have changed.

[@adorablychaotic]

Let me preface I admire you both for taking the time to highlight and review important and/or independent filmmakers big media doesn't cover enough. In doing so, you provide a more holistic take which demonstrates a deeper understanding and appreciation for the art of film.. That being said, you always got me knee-slappin, hollerin and ROFL when you cover the worst of the worst. I mean you had me at combover. #JLOcombover #fishjellyfilmreviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🎉

[@redfox5336]

Halle Berry all day bro! I can’t wait for that Angelina Jolie movie she’s got coming up

[@linphillips8331]

I'm sorry, but I've always thought Jennifer Lopez is a terrible actor, and egotistical besides.

[@deescott8312]

She was even worse with this one 😂

[@clarke7772]

I actually liked it. I cried when smith died.

[@itslikekahlua]

22:56 SAME! That was the clear satisfying ending 😅

[@sloftin]

Thanks for watching this so we don't have to!

[@herbs42069]

Best reviewers ever. Thank you both!

[@mashenka6189]

The eye rolls are everything…

[@marlowemichaelson1366]

Harlan was on Earth with my mom when she was researching AI right before she died.

[@natashacutiepie6074]

I've been wanting to use that same comment for this movie but I couldn't get the words just right 😂

[@lisamortini8567]

I understood that reference

[@l.a.w3959]

Omg thank you thank you for this review. I couldn’t wait. I knew you guys were going to tear it up and I LOVE IT❤😂 👏 👏

[@Tra_C]

We just finished watching it and liked it more than we thought we would.

[@robertmarinescu-zo6ib]

MY ENGLISH IS BAD, I KNOW THAT.. I ONLY WATCHED 1 HOUR AND 5 MIN AFTER 3 FIGHTS WITH MYSELF, BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO MISS THE HOCKEY MATCH BECAUSE IN ROMANIA THE MATCH WAS AT 3 AM, FOR FEAR OF SLEEP, I I INTENDED TO SEE THIS MOVIE UNTIL THE END. THIS ABOMINATION OF A MOVIE HELPED ME MORE THAN 10 COFFEES, EXACTLY THE DESIRE OF THE CHARACTER PLAYED BY J LO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. I WAS SO FURIOUS FOR THIS EMBARRASSING PRODUCTION. BY THE WAY, I WAS GLAD FOR EDMONTON IN THIS MATCH 6.

[@Sai10173]

This movie had its flaws but I must say I still really enjoy it! I definitely would watch it again. I can understand why people might not like it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@AtomicJen]

This movie was SOOOO BAAAAD. The chess piece was clearly her Inception totem. 🙄 Her character set up was so heavy handed.

[@masteryoda3848]

I always enjoy yall reviews mane....lol

[@ashmot3756]

😂 man you guys are too funny I can tell you two struggled to get thru that movie 😂

[@AEFox]

Funny things that I think you didn't mentioned: - The AI terrorists are so so advanced, so high tech that an small magnet can destroy them, but wait, even 28 years ago they didn't tried some kind of magnet weapon to kill them all? Like a big EMP may be? lol! - The amazing MECH tech that JLo need to actually make MOVES (Move legs and arms) inside the Mech to actually move it?, so she gets even tired and sweating because of the physical effort ? lol! - A.I it's totally in SYNC with JLo, but she still need to do swipes to the UI and TALK to the A.I to do things? so advanced lol! - A.I. first and worst terrorist in the Universe, can makes a lot of clones of the "Cosko"? terrorist, but it CAN'T do millions of clones of himself and spread it around many galaxies. So advanced, no no!, I must be only ONE! LOL!. Same stupid plot than "THE CREATOR" movie, the stupid kid that CAN'T BE CLONED by millions. They didn't learned from THE MATRIX virus? SMITH?, that it cloned him self.

[@stevenwhite8936]

I was entertained enough for something that was streamed at home not paid for in a theater. I dont believe the cgi was any worse than any scads of marvel films with flimsier scripts than this.

[@francoaguilar2251]

Jennifer Lopez being all the Charlie’s angels, Bosley, and Charlie. What is this Netflix picture deal, and can they just give her a payout.

[@ZumbaTasha]

I hoped you'd say it- They lost me when they tried to convince us in the 1st 7 mins. JLo was 38/39? bye. It was a good story but the 1 hr. of just her overacting- badly - cringe. The hair maybe she was trying to look younger? like when she was running up and down the block in the Bronx. :p

[@lisamortini8567]

I kept thinking, this should have been 38 years later, not 28....

[@janirak.255]

I was hoping you’d review this one!

[@JMac7395]

I've always said JLo is a mediocre actress. Her acting skills are good enough for light tv comedy. Not because she's funny but because her delivery & tone would blend with the other mediocre to limited experience actors

[@1972dsrai]

I’m still undecided whether to watch it, but am curious how its currently in #1 spot on the UK chart considering all the negative reviews. She can’t catch a break right now. Nothing she’s doing is going to plan right now, but she is to blame for much of it tbf.

[@Iamkrisiles]

Literally waited for yall 😂😂

[@deescott8312]

Yup

[@cierralowery7096]

A quad Americano is four shots of espresso in hot water. That is 300 mg of caffeine and no sweetener. It is a lot of caffeine

[@stephenfermoyle4578]

IT accomplished what IT needed...number one Netflix just leave JHAG to her own devices...she wants it, she gets it

[@indigoblues93]

Just came here from Letterboxd after seeing y’all ratings 🙈

[@elliotkatz6940]

It’s even worse. Harlan abandons her at age 8, which means she’s only 36. Yikes Also, the audio description introduces her as a “middle aged woman.” This was awful 😂😂😂

[@makaylawilson7323]

I guess I don’t have good taste in movies anymore because I actually liked it. I prefer her movies over her music that’s not shade I’m just saying 🥴

[@gbdomingo]

She doesn’t want to be a ranger. She went for personal reasons like why ripley went in aliens

[@1993babygirll]

the syncing bit with JLO and the AI scene thing took like 20- 30 minutes of screentime i just found that bit was the part that made me grab my phone and start scrolling through instagram and yawn. i don't want a 30 minute scene of someone trying to figure something out like move on like i get the point of it but its a waste of story and that would turn audience off..also when she was fighting with the AI and getting frustrated i just felt like that was so cringe and forced and the acting felt off.

[@macebluemoon369]

Nick and Joseph which one is worse? This movie or JLO's recent documentary? Or is it a wash? I have heard the documentary is fairly horrid as well.

[@jojotrini1]

Nah man guys...I found it was entertaining. And chess was integrated in the ending.

[@Universitytavern]

Atlas Shepard shrug

[@lust3390]

The fact they have a haggard looking 65 year old trying to play a 40 year old is laughable on it's own, but it's extra sad that Jennifer thinks she still looks 40. Photoshop can't hide your age as well as she seems to think it does and it also looks like they edited her face in the movie to look younger cause she certainly doesn't look that wrinkleless in real life.

[@lust3390]

@@madamemontespan9418 IDK how old she is but she looks 65 which is why I find it so funny she's trying to pretend she's 40.

[@dalubuhlengwenya7188]

Loooool y’all are reading this film to filth. Watched the trailer and just knew this would be a hilarious review😂😂the library is open baby

[@Gamewithmegang]

Can y’all please do the movie tarot I just watched it and I just need y’all point of view. I liked it overall.

[@brackettw]

Literally just finished watching this movie and immediately came here to hear your thoughts…lol

[@johnnyrocketed2225]

Not sure what you mean, J Lo was clearly smart. After all, she had a 31 game win streak in chess against an AI. 😉🤓

[@heliocedrick1679]

JLo is just bad casting

[@adika4707]

Love u guys ❤

[@cvmitchell9368]

I knew this would not end well. .5 wowwww.

[@TheVibe24_7]

I liked the movie enough action and emotion

[@puspavelai8353]

Whoops! Two times you've noted "cheap" in comments about the CGI, this and *Megalopolis* - but here, there's also, "shitty chaos!" - where's all those millions being spent is a mystery!

[@TimothyMReynolds]

LOL I used to drink quad americanos when I worked for Starbucks back in the day

[@justinnnasmr]

"Yes, Kylie Minogue was in that one"

[@annareiter952]

A German YTer film critic, his name is 'Behaind, pointed out that's all about people who just like to see Jennifer Lopez. THE MOTHER ranks in the most successful films on Netflix.

[@annareiter952]

Check out his critic kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnnIkpp-m7mdms0 One scene he describded was the same turning her head as Rambo in one of these movies 🤣

[@jucxox]

7:36 😂 do what you need to do girl!

[@jujutaylor2186]

Those pull quotes are brutal and all I needed to know to confirm what I thought when I saw the trailer. I'm fine with Jlo retiring at this point.

[@drakeblackmon]

It was so bland. If people fell asleep while watching, I don't blame them. It tried to take from other more successful sci-fi films, but didn't even do that well. J.Lo overacted to the nth degree and the age didn't add up frfr

[@LMason-qd7sq]

Since streaming services operate on views, not ticket sales, does this have an impact on executive decisions?

[@xGMOx]

This movie was made for that scene where they fall out of space. If it had more of that... Heck yeah! But it had so much crappy dialogue

[@hasiynafall1668]

Love you guys!

[@eritaka420]

Yeah im going no with this. Nice review gentlemen 😊

[@peaceknot]

At this point, I almost feel bad for J Lo....almost, but still a long way to go.

[@evarene07]

I’m torn…don’t know what’s worse at this point …her attempts at acting or singing🤦🏽‍♀️

[@irishmarie9892]

When Nick uses words like “taxing” and “trash”, you know it’s pretty bad. 🤣

[@Cinderella718]

First: The Greatest Love Story Never Told & now this.... 😒😒😒😒 Movie flop, Album flop & Marriage flop.

[@VNtheOnly]

A movie name after their character definitely sound ai generated

[@divakingsley9020]

Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry are known for more of the the worst wigs, weaves, extensions..than good ones. I’m Not sure of why this is considering they are so beautiful..can someone give them some good hairstyles suited for their roles. I won’t be going to see this one either. THANKS once again guys for saving me some Money. 🤓🤗

[@FearCollectve]

Shaaaady screenshots lmao

[@lordsxman]

I love this genre and I did feel that the plot was VERY derivitive. However I still give this movie 2.5 out of 5. I liked seeing JLo in this role and I recognize that most of the emotional beats would not have been hit properly had JLo not acted her ass off on that green screen. That is very difficult to pull off especially when there aren't other actors in the scene to play off of. Furthermore, I don't think JLo is shrill. Maybe she is to some but her voice is nowhere near as annoying as others, like popular KZbinr Grace Randolph.

[@heymistercarter.]

Man, between the mixed response of her This Is Me Now film, her (current) divorce from Ben Affleck, cancelling many dates of her tour due to low ticket sales, and this film flopping critically, this really is NOT the year for Jennifer Lopez, is it?

[@fishjellyfilmreviews]

She’s having a rough one.

[@KairoK]

Joseph should be a hand model

[@PlumpClump]

does anyone here watches the reviews BEFORE a movie? I always look for reviews after I watched the movie, to see how other people got annoyexd by the same things I got annoyed by.

[@lkf8799]

I actually want to watch this. I love scifi. I'm going to come back and watch this review after 😘

[@theweehooyeah]

come back and let us know what you thought... because no way am i gonna watch it

[@jandmvideos9051]

I love sci-fi too, but this was a waste of time.

[@lkf8799]

I had a good time. Full disclosure I watched on 1.5 x speed. I wish Sterling and Simu had just a little bit more to do but it's a good action/ sci-fi movie.@@theweehooyeah

[@stevekasan3105]

JLo is no Sigourney Weaver and sure ain't no Data Analyst. It's like Whalberg being a High School teacher. Of all Peytons film, Rampage is damn good in his and Dwaynes film catalogue. It damn good than the trappings it is in

[@deescott8312]

I was looking all over for your review on this, what took you’ll so long