THE CROW Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

"Not FKA Twigs with another troubled white man" made me snort laugh.

[@RachelSullivan73]

"Produce bags! That can't even hold my sweet potatoes, but sure did suffocate these two." LMAO!!!!!😂😅😂😅🤣😂🤣

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

"That is a homosexual's penthouse". LOL

[@KriticalThinker137]

That gagged me - so unexpected but so relevant.

[@willlabuffalo6679]

Calling him Pennywise the whole time was great 😂😂😂😂😂

[@destined2bebossy]

My husband and I cackled EVERY TIME 😂

[@jay-dubb.dubb.68]

🤡🎉

[@Skam326]

- “produce bags that can’t even hold my sweet potatoes but sure did suffocate these two” - “Eric ends up in MIDDLE-EARTH” - “Pennywise” - “Could be an Ariana Grande song lyric ” - Nick’s side eye God I love Joseph and Nick 😂😂😭😭

[@wanya_telborn]

Yyaaassss❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@KriticalThinker137]

You nailed it 🧐🧐😂😂

[@LoLPunky]

"the Crowmaster"

[@taylorwinter8931]

@@KriticalThinker137

[@Desmond-Dark]

"If only the crow had learned from the raven, the sage advice of being nevermore" ☠

[@ugoddessthepoet]

THE SAVAGERY!!! 😅😅😂

[@chance757]

pennywise is much more of a mouthful than bill and yet you use it every time… i LIVE 😭😭💀

[@rogermazuca4582]

Nah it's funnier plus people don't just say Bill, they gotta say BillSkarsgard as if he has one name.

[@chance757]

@@rogermazuca4582 i know, i was appreciating him doing it not complaining

[@TechnicJunglist]

As much as I like Skarsgård, this should have been left alone. The OG was brilliant and beloved by all us darksided kids in the 90s, and the tragic death of Brandon Lee was heartbreaking. Thanks guys.

[@dragonball3166]

I like Olive Garden but if there was plan make crow movie should have Been different type of that comics show after original comic have

[@pitag397]

So the director cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart who was in turn cheating on Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson then dated FKA Twigs! What a weird connection.

[@frederickhogrefe7459]

My mom was a huge gen x, counter culture, dark art kinda gal. The original 'the crow' was her jam 100%. Ive always felt like her generation/type was the target audience and the optimal audience. Its like the original Highlander... nohing works after the original, because it is 'of an era.'

[@Dhhtyu4566]

Random but I remember so vividly being a little kid in the 90s seeing The Crow movie trailer on tv all the time

[@rodricomanning165]

Yeah... I never understood the lore. The original was just barely okay.

[@zachharris3040]

Alright y’all are crazy. I’m not a gen x person, and original rules. If you can’t see that, maybe stick to action movies.

[@dragonball3166]

@@rodricomanning165there is no lore history of crow is good person becomes crow kills for Revenge set there should on peace in end that’s history of crow sometimes it’s love other times it’s for revenge ., only person who really knows lore on crow is James o Barr he created crow he made character fans understand lore of stuff by what they read and watch fans are not experts on anything until they learn history on something on be fans that creators have made for them to like and creators can change things all time for fans learn history

[@amostlyagreeableopinion4005]

My dad loved highlander, rest his soul, lol !! He would always just randomly say "Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod. He also loved The Crow. I have definitely never met another person like him. It's an aura they carry & not just about being 'goth'.

[@autumnboffen5598]

I just want to tell you guys that I LOVE your reviews. You have very different ways of expressing your opinions, and I thoroughly enjoy your viewpoints. Joseph, you make me laugh so hard when you critique the hairstyles or whatever ridiculousness is happening. Nick, I love your knowledge of movies, and your expressions are just so relatable. I wish I could spend a weekend with you two because I know I would have a wonderful time. Much love ❤️.

[@twinkleflipup]

Right!! His deep cuts of movie references keep me in stiches.. I also love how he knows all the tea with the actors.. there perfection.

[@Desmond-Dark]

Yea they've become my fav movie reviewers.

[@TrueGamer22887]

I gotta say, even after years, the best part of these reviews are always nicks long drawn out and poetic pull quotes that he (to varying degrees of success) ends on a punchline next to Josephs short, to the point, searing pull quotes. I laugh at both every time

[@IamKayRenee]

I absolutely LOST IT every time you called him Pennywise 🤣🤣🤣

[@chination1796]

Pennywise, Middle Earth & sweet potato bags took me out 😂

[@lllemm]

“Crows are smart birds” 😂 another great review! ❤️ you two!

[@mimiM1970]

Not you calling Bill Skarsgard "Pennywise" the whole time😂

[@eddiejackson8255]

Bags that can't hold my sweet potatoes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caliban5505]

Part of what makes the original so good apart from the style is the simplicity. Eric immediately comes back, and begins his revenge. We don’t need 45 min of setup. Proyas expertly gave it to us with imagery.

[@lepetit84]

I love how you keep calling him Pennywise LOL!

[@PuertoGeekan]

Now I really want to see a movie about Pennywise going to Middle Earth #ClownOfTheRings

[@RichieReviews01]

Love how you call Bill Pennywise :D

[@amanda6212]

I was the wannabe goth girl in the 90s who loved the original. I was already apprehensive about this remake, and so glad you are saving me the hassle of being disappointed.

[@RichardHannay]

"Middle Earth"... "Simple Crow"... lol 😆😆😆

[@mjgerleman]

"Like Meryl, he had Doubt"...😅

[@audreyquinn73]

Hilarious line! 😂😂😂

[@Disney65Fan]

1994: Eric gets shot 2024: Eric suffocates with a plastic bag.

[@itsnero666]

Why would they recreate the scene where Brandon Lee literally DIED

[@michaelwatkins9479]

@@itsnero666why remake the movie at all then?

[@itsnero666]

@@michaelwatkins9479 cause at the end of the day The Crow is a comic book, Brandon Lee did a great job playing Eric but he doesn’t OWN the character same with the three spiderman reboots

[@immortal5812]

@@itsnero666You don’t remake it, but you emphasize just how brutal a death it was. He had a knife thrown in his chest, had to watch the love his love be beaten and r*ped in front of him, he gets shot twice in the chest then gets thrown out a window. No wonder his enemies were terrified and in disbelief at his return, the way they killed him left no doubt, yet there he stood…

[@KriticalThinker137]

@@itsnero666 It's some Black Panther Wakanda mess. More evidence that Hollywood is a lazy, one-note samba.

[@pridehunter2507]

Joseph's butt count "1& half butt's " is hilarious 😂

[@ACF1972JHB]

A little boy in a bad wig watching a horse die and Nick’s side eye about whether or not barbed wire was involved in its death: let me pause and get coffee for this. ☕️ Nick blowing raspberries at 9:10 . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nick is on fire! The penthouse characterisation! 12:51

[@s.hopkins4490]

‘I don’t want to say mean things…..LOSERS!’ 😂😂😂

[@HauntedHeme13]

Nick is an absolute savage with his pull quotes 😂

[@aupz23]

Love the reviews and LOL at "my bags won't hold my sweet potatoes, but they sure did kill these two" 🤣

[@laci2966]

The “romance novel in the grocery store” is such a snotty burn. I’m reusing it.

[@twinkleflipup]

P.s. i absolutely adore you guys and your channel. You have saved me more than once from watching something dreadful. I could listen to you gentlemen talking about my extended warranty. Thanks for being you. Xo

[@WisconsinStaycee]

I have to laugh. I have watched 4 reviews now on KZbin - and you are the third Reviewers to address the Dialogue sounding like it came straight out of a high school (aka, Teenagers or Middle Schoolers)!

[@amyareed1640]

“Yea she’s a little squirrel “🤣🤣

[@Johannym]

I had the same reaction as Joseph when I heard Nick say there have been five Crow movies lol. Also, I don't care how many tattoos this guy has; he will always be Pennywise to me!

[@aaron.ward.]

What works about the original is that while it is sort of campy, it's also very earnest, and the love story has a very sentimental, fairy tale quality to it. It was also about a couple who were murdered on the eve of their wedding, and who you could imagine having a future together, as opposed to two people who meet in rehab and have only known each other for three days.

[@jacobstaten2366]

I don't know if it counted as campy until marvel made everything sarcastic. Someone said they only recently saw the 'Lord of the Rings' movies and was confused because they kept waiting for the other shoe to drop with some kind of self-deprecating joke.

[@aaron.ward.]

@@jacobstaten2366 Yeah, maybe campy maybe isn't the right word. It really is just a type of earnestness that, like you say, movies don't really do anymore.

[@jackk9723]

It sounds like they changed the whole theme of the movie. The original had a pretty straight forward theme of vengeance and loss, amazing fight sequences, killer soundtrack and a gritty backdrop. It's hard to tell which is the bigger crime, to waste Bill Skarsgard in a crap film or make a bad remake of a good film.

[@billg3356]

I had this playing in the background on my way to work, and you guys had me cracking up. Good start to my Friday. Thanks, gentlemen!

[@melissavelardi2447]

"was this is a simple crow?" 😂

[@lauraestrada7279]

I love Nick's smile while dishing the tea on the directors scandalous backstory woven into his Bio. 😆 🤣

[@flor13down]

When Joesph says “there’s 5 of these” you know

[@gamerdrops]

also found it very strange how they chose to make the Crow in this look so much like Jared Leto Joker, with the dumb EDGY tattoos and everything

[@gamerdrops]

if you look closely, one tattoo says GOOD BOY with the "GOOD" crossed out ... smh

[@jacobstaten2366]

I think they were trying to go for the modern version. The original is mostly timeless, but it appealed to young people at the time. Right now half the celebrities look like a Doodle Bear.

[@missmiko1]

Simpler is better. Don't over complicate stuff with lore. Also, the original had a plethora of quotable lines. And Brandon Lee was pitch perfect. I was in my mid 20s when this came out and I loved it! Yes, Brandon's death added to the film's legend, but it was a well done genre film with kick ass visuals and an amazing soundtrack and score. Thirty years later, it still holds up.

[@twinkleflipup]

Finally, a little love for stephen kings sleepwalkers.. special place in my heart for that cheesefest!! That movie introduced me to enya.

[@wanya_telborn]

Omg! Yes I love that movie ❤❤❤

[@cassandrayang5418]

I am dead Lmao "These 2 were two losers" ya crack me up

[@PrimeDecanus]

The first crow movie "It was perfect. Perfect. Down to the last minute detail" And that Nine Inch Nails song still slaps.

[@thesensiblesocialist]

I feel like Robert Rodriguez would be the perfect director for this. The Crow comic kind of looks like Sin City.

[@myra-yves]

a black and white rendition of a crow story would’ve been killer

[@kellykelley2649]

that "nevermore" line - mic drop - laughing! I was a elementry school goth girl when the OG film came out and I LOVED it. I was devestaed when Brandon was killled and I loved the soundtrack (delicious). I have no need of this film. I tried the first sequel and never saw another one ... I think the first one was a moment in time - there were some great character actors (the bad guy with that gravel voice).. a very '90s moment. Doesnt need to be remade. Do not want it. I know the comic and I tell you the comic Eric does not look like a Bleached Jared Leto Joker. Also Pennywise (lol) is over exposed at this point - literally - is his goal is to play every 80'90' horror icon? He is an amazing actor but it's too much. Take a beat and do something else or take a vacation.

[@MsDorcelus]

I live for the level of pettiness in this commentary. 😏😂😂🤣

[@traesmith9822]

Have you ever known what love feels like?

[@agoblin3289]

nick was in such a playful mood for this one, i was absolutely cracking UP at his comments. “like meryl he has doubt” 💀

[@SWNavII]

🙄the set up was WAYYYY too long! Like bag her up and start this flick.

[@MultiGreenG]

"That could be an Ariana Grande song lyric." 😂 She literally has a song called "Love Me Harder, " where she basically says the same thing as that FKA Twigs quote. 😂

[@rodricomanning165]

The episode was hilarious. Like more than usual.

[@dchardinaycole5944]

Lol ❤😂😂😅😅NICK WHY YOU SAY “White Stallion” like that😂😂😂!!!

[@jasonsandoval680]

I go to the movies often and see many different films. I think I’ve seen the trailer for this once, like a month ago. I don’t think I’ve seen any TV advertising for it. I think we know why

[@OffWithHerHead1006]

I already planned to skip this one but always look forward to yalls take on what's displayed. The original was a big thing for a couple reasons. Yes the death of Mr Lee, for me and my friends (goths we be) found it fun that Detroit was the city it took place in (Devils Night term being used), the Music (thank you Trent Reznor) was a BIG draw all the Industrial artists we rocked/dance to in one record, also the casting it is filled with actors that take up parts in movies like Hackers and that vain, Bia Ling being all witchy can be entertaining and the simple story bad guys killed good guys and good guys get revenge. I'll just enjoy the original as I do with all these remakes.

[@MendicantTooBias]

The Body of Evidence reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Alexandra-ew3ep]

hahahaha the love me harder by Ariana Grande reference

[@MultiGreenG]

"I like Pennywise" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ladymystique80]

You two articulated a lot of my grievances about this film so much better than i could. Watching this sad reboot is time I'll never get back 😫

[@kristenkalinowski2551]

If you guys are interested, the writer of “The Crow” went through a terrible loss of the love of his life and that’s what inspired him to wrote it. He had a tragic life also. This adaptation follows the comic even LESS then the 90’s version, and that was loosely adapted but THIS is just an abomination. I WAS one of those “Goth kids” from the 90’s lol

[@goodtimetoner]

You guys had me rolling from beginning to end.. great podcast and review..also, I wanna add to your review.. did anyone notice there were like...@ million Executive Producers credited ??..

[@MathonwyPrime]

Good lord, it sounds like they made Eric and Shelley a couple of Borderline Personality patients.

[@ShotofTea]

“She’s a little squirrel.” 🤣💀

[@bryanutterback4074]

Just wait, you’re absolutely right. Very wise statement both you guys. Love is comparable to non fatal cancer. My grandparents are in their 90s they’ve been married since they were 18. It’s a secondary job. Love is more than just the positives. Loved your comment on the guy who asked if you’d ever been in love lol. Just wait lol. Nice review, love your guys reviews, very in depth.

[@cassywells1336]

Is it weird that I don’t even watch the movies anymore.. watching y’all’s reviews are better than the actual movies! 😂

[@MrPatrice637]

10+ yrs. in production limbo + bad marketing + swiss cheese plot = The Pigeon 😂 It sounds like a wasted opportunity. James O'Barr (author of the original comics) wrote another Crow series about a Native American man + his family being killed by Confederate thugs and the crow brings him back to get revenge. There was another that involved a woman being brought back, like the source material/fresh ideas were right there. But nah, let's rehash a story that's been done + is a cult classic, but make it more complicated, gory, with a rehab trauma bond masquerading as an everlasting love. Ew.😅 Thank you for an entertaining review!!

[@jacobstaten2366]

In the comic and even the original movie, it's implied that the couple is together for a significant amount of time that they are both adults. It's very weird that they have this incredibly brief relationship in this version. One thing that none of the movies have covered is the amount of guilt and self-harm from the comic book series. But ultimately the bad guys are just sleazy creeps. They're nobodies. The whole idea is that this could have happened to anybody, not just someone who got to the bottom of something big.

[@georganner2271]

This is so good...I feel like all the wisdom you need in life can be found in this review...

[@nickmattio3397]

“Is that gasoline I smell?!”-Eric Draven, The Crow 1994

[@kitsygirl]

The horse in barbed wire was an image from the comic book, seen by adult Eric as a train is taking him to the afterlife. The Skull Cowboy tried to tell him not to look, but Eric didn't listen.

[@NekroSkag]

She’s just some lady loafing around 😂😂

[@stephanerobert6137]

"When it was explained that something so tragic and sad had to happen for "Pennywise" to be placed in "Middle Earth"...". The Lord of the Crow : "It" sucks.

[@sandythemaster6898]

I wanted to quote the video at the end but there's too many to remember to pick one😂😂😂 I even remember watching the trailer a few months ago and thinking "oh I can't wait for Joseph and Nick to review this😂" The wait was well worth it👌

[@dhunter555]

Y’all need to go see Strange Darling, like yesterday. Want to hear your take.

[@audreyquinn73]

They just reviewed it a few hours ago! Two reviews in one day. I'm over the moon.

[@jenniferq5720]

You both are so delightful! I watched this twice, will prob watch this review a few more times, while never even watching the actual movie. ❤

[@christinelewpew2332]

i love that you addressed how many times we see bills butt! lmao this is the only thing i cared about

[@JohnJohn-uz8ip]

The Crow sequels all have great soundtracks.

[@krissywsch9818]

They're just two losers 😂 I laughed so loud

[@zodlord5669]

I love gay dudes that review movies it's awesome

[@jackblack7082]

You guys are fucking hilarious. You guys have a new sub!😂

[@VDosVideos]

Yesssss!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 havent even watched review yet, but im pumped

[@kristyV911]

Nick and Joseph my favorite KZbinrs ever!! I would binge watch listen to you guys read the world weekly News!! And Joseph I need that Janet Jackson shirt!!! 👕❤❤

[@ShotofTea]

Thank you for saving my time with this.❤

[@rayvonvelez3129]

With the way the ending went. Since they were in a recovery center... Maybe they were hallucinating all the bad stuff that happened to them. Like there was no supernatural powers, no rich evil bad guys, just a bad trip 😂.

[@janb92]

Bill is a great actor and honestly, so is FKA Twigs so I have no idea why they did this movie.....

[@janejane-tk3wx]

i would love to watch a film that you too wrote thank you for your reviews they are awesome !!!!

[@bmck-8400]

Excellent review…I love how you get to the point then deconstruct your opening statements. Seems the lore is a bit different from original.

[@indigoblues93]

The dialogue was oof. But that opera scene was bad ass

[@jay-dubb.dubb.68]

One of Pennywise's 1st kills (the guard w/the toothpick) surprised me!! 😮🎉

[@KatieChacon]

“so once pennywise sees that, his love for fka twigs is no longer pure” lmaooo

[@rogermazuca4582]

0:52 Joseph was like I asked one simple question 😂 just kidding. But yeah that's some cool trivia 😎

[@KW-zw8zq]

Yalls comments on these movies be having me dying! They are catchy and shady at the same time. Keep them coming!!! 😂😂😂

[@docsnake]

Damn Nick roasted in his quote!😂 I feel bad for Bill Skarsgård though.

[@Desmond-Dark]

FKA Twigs is unbelievably gorgeous.

[@terrellgivens]

Meh

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Shame her acting isn't any good.

[@helixmoore7636]

​@Missjunebugfreak I thought she did a fairly good job with what she was given.

[@jay-dubb.dubb.68]

"Have you ever been in love... like seriously, seriously in love?" 😳🐦‍⬛🎉

[@SpaceTimeBesideMe]

I loved the movie ❤ going to watch it again❤❤❤

[@FocalPointElisa]

It would have made tons of more sense for the "Shelly" character to come back as the symbolic crow. That character had more stake in taking revenge and wanting some kind of redemption.

[@KODIAK-ij4yg]

The Director was just happy to get a paying job...😂😂😂

[@e3vL1]

Why did they not follow the cops to the correctional facility. Clearly the villain has the resources