2b2t's History of Minecraft Combat (2010-2020)

[@kingoros]

pvp really gets me going :o)

[@cobyexplanesfan1238]

Lmao

[@DNADecodedYT]

kingoros hi

[@lordtoademort8124]

Ah so the true king still lives on. Very good.

[@hudson5969]

All hail the king. All hail the king

[@richardyok4026]

KINGOROS BASED GOD

[@FitMC]

It's been almost 3 hours and nobody has pointed out I was purchasing a goose statue with Honey. I'm disappointed.

[@JohnDoe-rx5oe]

Everyone is too busy making their stupid meme comments to actually notice anything.

[@itsoracle]

it's because we all skipped through the ad

[@Squared_Table]

FitMC why hello there

[@SkyCube.]

Hi

[@arnoldgrootegoed7314]

now that's an avenger level threat

[@seanchun7096]

2010: i bet we will be fighting with mega swords in the future. 2020: *HACKED GLASS*

[@sedativedance6910]

Hacked glass was actually a thing 2b players tried. They thought that, because items have no cooldown, a sharpness five stained glass would deal more damage than traditional melee weapons. There was an actual video that Fit made with him hunting down players in nether spawn with the glass. I think it was about 3 years ago or something.

[@absobel]

@@sedativedance6910 Just... What is this server...

[@c0rrupt3d_g0d2]

@@absobel the oldest anarchy server.. in minecraft

[@i0nlz]

@@sedativedance6910 *32K Glass*

[@Spiggle25]

I mean they did end up getting 32k's, so...

[@theyanman6442]

I hear "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" in my nightmares

[@penginpunkin1487]

Dude if he doesn't say that, the world is going into a deeper anarchy than it already is.

[@darcygardner415]

Good.

[@the_luckiest_charm]

I hear daddy fit saying it in my wet dreams

[@janglyjohn4635]

i hear it in my wet dreams

[@aspookyghost4965]

TheYanMan Gromit mug

[@sshini2085]

Imagine being able to confidently say that you’ve beaten two hackers in an anarchy server with pure skill

[@khangle6872]

Just like the pinned comment

[@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127]

not that hard,some people 10v1 hackers and win cope ez

[@progamermaster2685]

That is almost impossible l, if you do it i will give you 100000$

[@AnEnderNon]

@@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127 gl 10v1ing hackers in crystal pvp lmaoo

[@Nowfen]

Skill? Wdym skill, check out my cps bro.

[@bricksburger5409]

People keep going on about ‘oldest anarchy server’ but why does no one bring up the fact he uses the same hausemaster image every time in the same spot and same size

[@f-j-Services]

He is Hausemaster, didn't you remember that?

[@TheSurvivalDude723]

Or that Fit literally showcased honey by buying a goose statue

[@weaponizedestrogen]

The Server's Admin, *hause image comes into view* Hausemaster

[@cophercabantac4664]

Why not?

[@gaming.clips1441]

Back then: sword Now: got my crystal like a damn pistol

[@yotengo2807]

o

[@krispo7256]

o

[@somebodyhere3160]

o

[@piinncchh]

o

[@blaze_it9842]

o

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

“The evolution of combat in 2b2t isn’t so different from the real world” Ah yes anyone else remember when the Japanese did banzai charges with 32k weapons ?

[@insertsound9059]

remember when the Americans crafted end crystals and suicide-bombed themselves near the Japanese

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

insertsound ah yes remember when they would use beds to blow up their enemies

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 ah yes remember when the Americans crammed a shit ton of end crystals and dropped them on japan

[@insertsound9059]

@@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 ah yes remember when the Japanese got completely obliterated by the nukes but survived because of their totems of undying

[@PunchGod741]

insertsound ah yes remember when the Japanese bed bombed an American base and the Americans unloaded thousands of crystals on two Japanese bases and many players

[@lillyie]

"2b2t's combat is not so different from the real world" Ah yes, i remember the time when the Confederacy used End Crystals in order to defend Richmond from the advancing Union troops

[@rodrigogatica6465]

JAJAAAJ

[@seretith3513]

He said it's development, not it's Weapons or Tactics

[@coquina8819]

Didn't work Richmond got griefed

[@henrycavalierkingcharlessp6064]

Nukes are our end crystals

[@ufffd]

Bedrockwall Jackson

[@supercool_saiyan5670]

2030: In the oldest anarchy server in minecraft this is how sea pickles became 2b2t's most powerful weapon rivaling that of the superweapons of the last decade.

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Speed bull The year is 3030 everything is 2b2t

[@justjack2131]

*Still hasn’t updated to 1.13*

[@cruise_101]

Just Jack 1.13*

[@ComputerJunkie00]

They're gonna figure out a way to make end crystal cannons and mortars.

[@justjack2131]

Cruise thanks, I knew it was one of the two

[@altoclef4249]

2050: Players are using hacked cocoa beans to one-shot players

[@ditto-w]

"Due to an oversight in the coding of cocoa beans into the game, an exploit has been discovered. This exploit uses a coding error to overwrite the cocoa bean item's damage to a value that surpasses even the likes of a 32k sword. Battles have degraded to the point where the killauras of two combatants trigger at the same time, killing both players at once."

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Error

[@jedithenoooblet2680]

3009: players are t h i n k i n g to one shot players

[@tubegerm6732]

Broke: placing end crystals on obsidion/bedrock Woke: placeing cocoa beans on jungle logs.

[@ren96706]

2120: flower pot pvp meta

[@coffeebean2]

Imagine just going about your business in hell and some dude throws a bed at you then jumps into it and explodes

[@leoricci4688]

ALLAHU AKBAR

[@kabob0077]

@@leoricci4688 OH SHI-

[@Patrick-hq9yp]

@@leoricci4688 God is greatest xD

[@superfellaofficial]

I hate when that happens

[@Redacted_Ruler]

allah 'akbar

[@noddlelebowski1074]

One more thing: Kingoros noticed that hacks like killaura didn’t effect bows. So Kingoros used his pearls to get away from Popbop and ITristan after trading multiple hits. After he hits them a couple times he allows himself to take knockback so that he can get away from their reach or he would just use pearls and start hitting them with his bow multiple times. After he understood that he was getting out powered he jumped into the ocean and started hitting them, since they didn’t had speed hacks they couldn’t get close to him if he kept spamming his bows, with this tactic he did a shit ton of damage to them.

[@cat_is_alive996]

Honey: We NEED to find another youtuber we can sponsor... CEO: Maybe we could find one on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

[@AtlasofSol]

Your pfp is awesome.

[@cat_is_alive996]

@@AtlasofSol Aw, thank you! 🙂 I do youtube vids and twitch, so I didn't have a profile pic that fit my name for a long time.

[@AtlasofSol]

Cat_Is_Alive did you draw that?

[@cat_is_alive996]

@@AtlasofSol Hah, unfortunately no, but I did photoshop the background and the actually image and everything.

[@AtlasofSol]

Cat_Is_Alive well, that’s still really cool. That would make an awesome phone case

[@ian-roadto0subscribers564]

2b2t player seeing literally any item: idk man seems like a weapon to me

[@luzi6811]

stonks

[@schweigefuchs7308]

@@luzi6811 that makes 0 sense in the context

[@luzi6811]

@@schweigefuchs7308 not stonks :(

[@thex9165]

John Wick in minecraft

[@gestimo6168]

Well if they eat a gapple, their probably gonna attack you, if they pull out a crystal, they are probably gonna attack you, if they pull a sword they will probably attack you, if they pull out obsidian they are probably gonna attack you and if we go back a little, if they pulled out a shulker they were either gonna attack you or ban you.

[@Scapularbore]

Automated PVP is never going to be better than kingoros you know this fit I could see him being better than anyone on the server with hacks just imagine the king of PVP using hacks unstoppable.

[@SenecaGray]

kingoros even has one of the most fun names ever

[@SirAarthur]

Yea

[@cracked982]

Seneca Gray yes, I use his name because I just like it

[@hollandpe283]

Kingoros is a god

[@kingaced9467]

I wanna see kingoros even try to beat someone like marcel, gamefreak, or jewdah

[@cryingcatgoesbark310]

Fit: “suicide bombing became an actual tactic!” Japan in world war 2: *are you challenging me?*

[@deathgamer8086]

al qaeda: amateurs.

[@paradox1315]

thats... f***** up dude

[@R0DBS2]

Kamikaze intensifies

[@paradox1315]

@@andrewlee4353 thats not the problem...

[@snakyYT]

hell yeah then they get nuked

[@Emolgabrine]

Is no one going to talk about the fact Fit had a gnome in his shopping cart? Madlad gnomed us all

[@kpeguyebbers850]

HELLO THERE OLD CHUM

[@RIFLQ]

Where?

[@maestrofeli4259]

What is that? Sorry for being dumb

[@RIFLQ]

@@JABEXE where?

[@darthalex3]

@@JABEXE did you really have to point that out? theres less of a chance people notice if you dont, you're just harming his privacy.

[@galbadral1347]

I love how 2b2t tries to turn everything into a weapon

[@porter5224]

I mean, it's effectively a war, and war inspires innovation. Anything to get an edge on your foe.

[@masterparker116]

Next thing you know food is a weapon

[@amanportalhavoc203]

EXCALIBUR TRY HARD | ah yes, slapping someone holding a piece of raw/cooked steak

[@galbadral1347]

@@masterparker116 I mean look at gapples

[@FoccaciaDiRecco]

Like in real life

[@etzaliYT]

If I had a Minecraft block for every time Fit said "oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" I'd have enough blocks to recreate the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@amazoncouch7116]

Underrated comment

[@Dunger974]

Oh god

[@clooxies2952]

Not funny

[@harryrambo4564]

haha this 1 actually made me laugh

[@He1IoStuff]

8 terabytes worth of blocks? damn

[@ArxN87]

imagine a kid plays 2b2t and say "YOU'RE HACKING!!!!"

[@inklingswtf]

nah they probably get bored waiting in the queue lmao

[@qingpetcher667]

@@inklingswtf nah they grab there moms credit card and buy max priority quene

[@inklingswtf]

@@qingpetcher667 maybe that too

[@0raph]

"It's free real state"

[@jwwr8408]

@@qingpetcher667 “max priority queue”

[@darintrifonov1564]

"And eventually 2b2t players figured out how to stack potions" Me: Of course they did.

[@Longus07]

And this comment has a stack of likes-(July 30th 2020(

[@bloodin6840]

@@Longus07 give me money gaben

[@eisaranderee610]

Combat snapshot 7c Am I a joke to you

[@blancogohan]

welp

[@rascalpants08lizziedrippin69]

@@bloodin6840 That is a fake steam

[@CharlemagneTheG]

I swear if a crafting table doesn’t become a deadly one shot weapon I will be very disappointed.

[@tama5046]

@@senticlaus5394 yea sure

[@lonecalzone6901]

its in the works. the crafting table cult, they're slowly but surely summoning the elder gods which they themselves need to perform rituals to finally form the anti-hack 32k crafting table

[@crazytd9536]

It already has, i know someone who has an illegally enchanted crafting table

[@davr1]

@@senticlaus5394 I can give everyone on 2b op if i want to :)

[@imchristianya3932]

@@tama5046 toxic

[@seth-the-inactive]

Hause: thank god I did it! I patched 32k swords! Some random exploiter about to invent 33k swords: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*

[@dravskii]

Ennard

[@fxfville5294]

@sea. its actually 64 integer but its not unlocked yet :o)

[@jukit3906]

@@fxfville5294 32767 is the 16 bit integer limit

[@Yoyokun711]

he would just ban him as i dont think he wants to go through the pain again XD

[@nursestoyland]

@@Yoyokun711not unless he makes millions of them

[@iamsus7158]

I love how when he says ,,the servers admin“ he always says hausemaster and Shows his skin

[@ユノタツモリ]

Like "This is the man who has created this gathering place of inventive psychopaths."

[@shackygolem5]

He shows the skin to remind us that he is not a house

[@derdimi927]

It’s just a distraction from the actual admin of the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

[@RandomPrimoShit]

He is scared

[@regenpalkar4385]

@@shackygolem5 xddddddd

[@phitsf5475]

My fave moment from real history was when the mongols found a cache of 32k sharp swords and went a little wild

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

Mine was when the Germans started using hack clients to pvp other countries

[@xxdholmesxx7947]

I can't choose what my fav ones was

[@somebodyhere3160]

Mine was when the US discovered end crystals and may have destroyed a few cities in the process

[@brianlin5636]

SomebodyHere * two bases

[@xxdholmesxx7947]

@@somebodyhere3160 oh yea I almost forgot about that yea I agree

[@TheFinMyster]

When a player only uses kill aura in any other server-" hacker!" When a player only uses kill aura in 2b2t "Basically he's playing vanilla minecraft."

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Natulus yeah basically

[@ignealacerta4629]

Natulus you are aware that kill aura is one of the most crucial hacks for everything single one of these metas.

[@abmalreklaw5096]

IgneaLacerta bruh you better prepare for a lot of r/woooosh

[@ignealacerta4629]

A bmalreklaw he is implying that kill aura is not that important while in reality it is. Also very well formed opinions on 2b pvp for someone who doesn’t play!

[@abmalreklaw5096]

IgneaLacerta no I think he saying that the server is so hard compared with other servers that hacks are A necessity to have

[@rd101]

I love how all these 2b2t events have name. It's so cool because it reminds me so much of our world's history. Good job on this vid Fit! I really enjoyed it a lot! Keep up the great work

[@alexwarmouth6012]

I love how jam packed the history of 2b2t is. Every block has a story, every player is instrumental in the story overall. Somebody needs to make a month-by-month history of 2b2t as a book.

[@aFurisk]

If books about the entire history of 2b2t was created, it would be extremely large

[@rickrolled7877]

@SPENCER SPADY i literrally own and have read most of the series

[@nyana6641]

id read that

[@cb6733]

"We eventually found a way to use 32K weapons again" Of course you did

[@JCG-049]

There’s a command you can type in to get a 32k sword (16391 attack damage)

[@jwwr8408]

@@JCG-049 only in creative

[@adlirez]

@@JCG-049 not in 2b2t you can’t. Unless you had backdoor access and until Hausemaster hasn’t found a way to patch the current thing making 32k possible, 32k is extremely valuable and would definitely spell the difference between life and death.

[@JCG-049]

I know

[@jwwr8408]

Yeah but 2b is in survival

[@bromcskillz]

Fit is like the wise old man telling old legends to the new

[@RIFLQ]

@@proffesionalbusinessman3677 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBB

[@JJadne]

Yeah pretty much

[@JJadne]

@White Boy I have diablo 3

[@flametree5540]

No his is wise daddy

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@proffesionalbusinessman3677 Same difference.

[@dadjoketrademark6956]

Short Answer: Adapt, Overcome, Survive Long Answer: Years of updates and player discoveries

[@LimePasta]

Okay, hear me out, imagine if: Baritone pvp becomes standard meta. People buy 5+ alt accounts just to run baritone on them. Run alt accounts simultaneously using either a virtual box or another computer. Players have active minions they bring into combat. Mfw 2b2t becomes a moba.

[@kylethomas9130]

That's what I was thinking, imagine a builder at spawn flexing on people while his Baritone Alts just massacre any witnesses.

[@Bryophytan]

That would probably become an EULA nightmare at best. If you gain any advantage (say, by owning many automated accounts) it becomes a problem according to the EULA. Fit sort of mentioned it in the past. And I guarantee accounts would be bought in mass and some would pop up for cheap sold by 2b2t players. (On a side note this is beautifully chaotic. Microsoft being a victim of their own contract is some God Tier irony). Beyond EULA, a problem Clash Royale had with the trading of accounts was that stolen credit cards and all that were used to purchaise in game loot to then sell to buyers. Therefore It's a very real scenario that cheap mc alts would come from stolen money and stolen accounts. Its likely Mojang/Microsoft would face legal action if they ignore this. Perhaps limiting IPs to one account could be a solution but where theres an anarchy server community, theres a way. Certainly, baritone like bot wars would be an interesting new meta at the very least. Continuing the current era of 2b2t or perhaps worthy of its own.

[@user-le2yl2qh6e]

ooo

[@user-le2yl2qh6e]

imagine if they wear same suites and all

[@honkhonk8009]

It already is. you can buy 110 alts for $3.

[@samthegreatestpickle1632]

"the evolution of combat on 2b2t isn't so different from the real world" Yall remember that one time when Napoleon invaded Germany with 32k swords?

[@AbleRaxskall]

Yeah man that happened two times already

[@Beetless]

sam king of the lions made me laugh lol

[@nogisonoko5409]

And destroying the Coalition forces consist of Austrian and Russian army in the Battle of Austerlitz with end crystals? Yeah i remember.

[@_H0X]

I miss the days when Caesar fought Pompey using stacked instant damage potions 😔👊

[@danieltan7344]

Yes, also the time when alexander using almost vanilla client beat darius with all the best hack client around

[@uriahgarcia3329]

The year is 2025, everything’s been griefed, the worlds an endless no mans land of bedrock and obsidian, there’s no way to get supplies, all recourses are exhausted. Players struggle to find food and players hunt each other for supplies, hidden caches still exist, hidden in parts of the nether, but portals are hard to find in these days. Players cry out or pray for a world reset, but housemaster doesn’t grant their wishes, for the players must live in the world they created, they must live with the sins they committed.

[@CGethins]

Shiver my timbers

[@hero-fix2112]

dark af

[@stevengaming3689]

@Nospacito Playz1 ?

[@stevengaming3689]

The world reset part actually got me chilled.

[@babytinkerz3088]

@Nospacito Playz1 I recognize you from cpe

[@nuyabuisness7526]

I remember the playing CTF games back in early beta. Standard loadout was a sword, armor, bow and three stacks of arrows. I was playing on a crappy laptop, so my render distance was set to tiny. Combat would generally be swarms of arrows coming flying out of the fog before closing the gap with swords. It was also the early days of artillery (back when hitting a tnt block set it off).

[@emperormajorian112]

“Caches of weapons” my gosh it’s like finding the relics of a previously advanced civilization

[@kleinekip1235]

Fitmc: hits 1 mil Honey: n o w y o u a r e w o r t h o f a s p o n s o r s h i p

[@winnipeginstinct]

and he uses that time to buy a goose

[@TheGamingAlong]

Spaced letter so f u n n y

[@quantumkris5028]

"How we went from sticks and stones to automated warfare". That statement alone is so powerful it doesn't even JUST apply to Minecraft...

[@user-nd3ew1kp4w]

War... War never changes

[@toxpov3612]

@@user-nd3ew1kp4w except the joke was about how war evolved lol

[@bearcatben4762]

@@toxpov3612 Comedy... Comedy never changes

[@boshiko3587]

GTA too

[@ManipulateHavoc]

FIFA... FIFA never changes

[@JstTrolling]

2060: People are getting strength 6000 pots and one shotting people with their fists.

[@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127]

effect stacking is something interesting and should be experimented on

[@Ashfielder]

2011: Swords 2016: *S U I C I D E B O M B I N G*

[@idkidk4334]

2020: furnace

[@rrranes]

went from game of thrones to 9/11

[@asharfirdaus4147]

kamikaze intensifies

[@ultra_exists]

@@Zachary66 racism me funnee

[@physpherix]

I haven't heard that "Ooh" sound when taking damage in a long long time. Also, I totally forgot it existed.

[@APerson-14]

Lol ikr

[@thepearlking4417]

no it is oof

[@yikes6969]

@@thepearlking4417 no

[@mehrsazhb5306]

I play xbox 360 edition

[@TheCoolIllusion]

Ooohhhh….yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh…..

[@draqonfyre4385]

1.16: Hacked clients abuse the new pigstep disc to insta-kill any player that hears it

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

It’s because of how fire the song is

[@unturned55]

what scp is this

[@Longus07]

Lol I first thought it was real. Maybe it will when 2b2t updates to 1.16,Who knows?......

[@decastar3010]

Music aura, new hack Now comes with disc 11 and 13!

[@gonzaaa_t]

🤑🤑

[@aqwaa3057]

Still waiting for the „do everything at the same time“ hack, where you just have to lean back and watch the hack play for you

[@ravenster2389]

2021 meta is already like that. cringe meta

[@scoomplers]

Fitmc went bald because he became too powerful: he buys protein drinks in bulk.

[@fluffernutters5876]

This explains a lot

[@_vla]

And he does 1000 pushups 100KM's per day

[@secretname2670]

Saitama

[@terranceclark8328]

No he doesn't, he dupes them

[@themondegod4014]

Idk why he haven't duped hair yet

[@penginpunkin1487]

"To beat the enemy, you must know the enemy." "Keep you friends close, and your enemies closer." Sun Zu knew what he was talking about when in a few thousand years crystal bombing would murder thousands.

[@PenguinSandwich]

Technoblade knows it

[@grahamturner2640]

*Sun Tzu

[@TheMadMagnet]

Sun Tzu said that! And I think he'd know a little more about it then you do Pal because he invented it!

[@metekaygsz7681]

@@TheMadMagnet and then he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor

[@human6310]

@@metekaygsz7681 Goddamnit stick with your jojo references kujo jotaro, oh and -female koichi- your daughter called she needs to get picked up from soccer practice.

[@randomperson-bi1xl]

Imagine FitMC saying “The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft.”

[@tibersky8718]

he actually said thatin smpearth

[@berndsosch5672]

Wish granted

[@chrisdawson1776]

The youngest Republic server in Terraria

[@itsokgames]

The youngest communist server in rocket league

[@codingfiregod]

the youngest wall of china

[@lowellprescott]

3:23 i was using this as background noise and my heart sank

[@midgeylittle6892]

We need a “Oldest server in Minecraft” count for all his videos

[@80Bucks]

But that's not what he says though..

[@Sandwich3]

There's tons of them

[@MostGenericUser]

We need a montage of everytime he's said it

[@LazyJoe_CM]

we do

[@brodyspears8290]

*Anarchy

[@merchanttoiletpaper6128]

The times when food didnt stack up and taking damage made sounds...

[@lainwired3946]

it still makes a hit sound but not the oof lol

[@JollyOldCanuck]

@@lainwired3946 I miss the oof... I remember playing the game when I was 10 years old on a cracked client in 2010.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

*UGH!!!* *UGH!!!* *ugh!!!*

[@adem2725]

@@blueredblack7026 will do once i got the cash

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

And bows we're machine guns

[@Koolminer]

Who else remebers when being in full iron was the big thing

[@munchyy_]

Lmao yea

[@Snas_Undertall]

Yuh

[@The155thbird]

Yes

[@johnathanlinton7994]

Oh god yeah

[@teobeng1515]

Who else remembers being in full diamonds was the big thing

[@57yuri84]

"Fights that will sometimes last 20-30 Minutes." Gapple Players: oof.

[@randelpro2324]

Totem and end crystal players be like: *yeaa boii*

[@ying492]

gapple hurts my hands, i normal click

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

“Old minecraft hurt sound”

[@senticlaus5394]

Bruh Gapple for me only takes like 1 minute to finish

[@Owen.F]

Imagine Hausemaster turns every single crystal into, idk, hay bale, and makes crystals uncraftable for a while, i think that would be funny. *Someone in mid-fight starts placing hay bales furiosly*

[@sedativedance6910]

People would.. notice it...

[@dELTA13579111315]

Lol he should for a few days or a week or something as a joke

[@Owen.F]

@@sedativedance6910 that's... The point...

[@Uwawa96]

The thing is , Crystal pvp is not a toxic part of MC pvp , it is in its very nature the cure to the shit fest Mojang has created by allowing people to put a 80% Damage Reduction onto Another 80% Reduction. The Gapple was never the issue , the issue was Diamond Armor itself. Pvp would have been fine if 1.9 did not add toughness to diamond armor. Serioulsy ... Crystals are the way to go even on Regular MC servers.

[@Owen.F]

@@Uwawa96 It would be a joke for a couple hours

[@Wasabibt]

Thanks for practising with me, I hope you enjoyed it!

[@puffy729]

wtf did u say to him that you're one of the best pvpers on 2b???? lmfao you really aren't you're probably like top 100

[@Wasabibt]

@@puffy729 No, he said that himself and I've never seen you at spawn before. I would be surprised if you could last a few minutes at 0 0.

[@leannihi6807]

Wasabi2320 2b2t DAAAAAMMMMNN

[@oisinbeirne7801]

Puffy you weren’t featured in a FitMC video so I mean ...

[@puffy729]

@@oisinbeirne7801 ?

[@Supported-Characters]

*even our grandparents lived when old pvp existed*

[@Yoyokun711]

my grandparents died

[@xRobert1016x]

Additional info on another time period that lasted a month or two at most: Dispenser 32k/Crystal (End of 2019) This happened when Hause patched illegal shulkers by making them revert when you placed them down. This initially made placing a 32k on a hopper impossible. After a day or two at most, it was discovered that you could bypass this by using a dispenser to place down a 32k shulker onto a hopper to use the 32ks. Unfortunately, this was still obsolete in PVP as it took multiple seconds to set up and a crystal could destroy it instantly. Two other hacks helped with solving this issue. The first was AutoDispenser32k which instantly set up the 32k. Many free and public clients didn't have this for a while, and even when they did it was still slow. The next hack that solved this issue was autotrap. This would automatically place obsidian blocks around your opponent while they were in a hole or just standing still, allowing you time to set up a dispenser 32k. Even with the dispenser 32ks that instantly gave you the swords, crystals were still better for the most part. This led to PVP basically just being people using bhop speed hacks with crystals to try to kill the enemy, and if someone was in a hole for too long, they would be auto trapped and 32ked. FaxMachine made two good videos showing this meta off called "Butchering Highland members with 32ks at 2b2t spawn" and "The State Of 2b2t PvP" This meta was ended when hause brought the unbreakables/illegals patch (rip) Something that I noticed in the video was that Fit said that swords/bows aren't used in this meta, which is false. Bows with instant damage arrows and swords/strength ii, when used with multiple people, are very deadly.

[@davr1]

I would've never thought that autotrap was used for 32k pvp

[@piyayingverz15]

howd u know??

[@xRobert1016x]

Irene Verzosa i did some spawnfagging when that meta was around

[@natemajor6560]

Thanks for the insight

[@tedreal2748]

next time on the 2b2t history: *how air became dangerous in 2b2t*

[@RBLXProd]

Todays Pandemic

[@raffimolero64]

fighting underwater...

[@vincentmaltais507]

Ability to locate someone using air blocks

[@Nyerguds]

@@alwan8872 World of Warcraft had this at some point, due to a bug, lol. Basically some miniboss' ability accidentally escaped its battle confines and infected NPCs in cities, who kept infecting players there.

[@VikingBadass94]

@@alwan8872 wait a minute...I've seen this one before...

[@spineck5499]

even 2b2t had its own "cold war" with the race of 2 clients to have the better technology to use lol

[@gecko_6103]

Thats rigt

[@Videoswithsoarin]

its not a cold war because people were actually fighting

[@eak8756]

Bro call of duty cold war just dropped

[@lilnignig506]

General Psycho technically that wasnt the cold war though lol

[@frizzy3249]

More of an Arms Race then a Cold War

[@usedtissuepaper42]

Fit: shows desolate wasteland full of warring players pop-up ad: *hope lives here*

[@nick27072]

I love how much passion he has in his videos, and how he makes every video sound like a history lesson, love your videos man!

[@ibryce3634]

17:57 yeah, my favorite part of the cold war was when joseph stalin beat harry truman in a 1v1 with an explosive device that can only be placed on obsidian

[@pepearown4968]

*And Bedrock

[@jordanrosario3304]

i wouldn't be surprised if there actually are 1 or 2 super weapons still in existence on 2b2t that housemaster hasn't found.

[@meirwaxman350]

There are still lots of them in various stashes, but trying to use them just reverts them.

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

I have a 32k I preserved using a shitload of hacks but you can’t use it anymore my new weapon is a block of glass !

[@Tyreker]

@@jplayzsfsandmore3173 how am I not surprised Not sure if your joking or not but with 2b2t anything’s possible

[@Attaxalotl]

Wait... 32K+/-1...

[@Ansh_Soni]

Hausemaster not housemaster 😂😂

[@matthewevans7518]

5:57 a small note, god apples originally were made with ingots not blocks and regular golden apples with golden nuggets. (Thus requiring only 9 gold ingots per god Apple not 72)

[@danieltan7344]

2100: An exploit found that once you have a basic information of a user, you could use it to rewrite their health value to 0, and at the same time disable any attempt to use totem or gapples, resulting in what known as whisper killing, where chats were being used to kill people that in one point, nobody use the chat anymore

[@sci_pain3409]

Housemaster MK.IV V3 quickly patched this exploit after it was discovered

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

Update: knowing a minecraft players ign allows you to kill them in real life

[@billionpie3821]

Wait until you find out about deathnote

[@stm7810]

@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 already possible, sadly this only works on poor people, can't despawn billionaires this way.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

@Владимир Путин I mean he tries his best but fixing things while you have a relatively large playerbase constantly figuring out new ways of using superweapons and stuff, its not easy. But he's honestly done a pretty good job, superweapons are mostly patched with only a few stashes left with nobody using them. End crystal fighting is the fighting of choice. He's one admin against the biggest anarchy server, how much can he realistically do, and despite that he still does a lot. The server is mainly known for its old playerbase, yes, but there is a large influx of new players recently, and there's a reason it only became popular and well known 2 or 3 years ago, it's because that's when most of these new players joined. Also, the fact there needs to be a queue with such a long wait and such a large pay shows that the server isnt dying because enough people want to play it and are waiting to play it at all times almost that it would be difficult for the server to die even if all the players currently on never logged on again

[@kimmstiny.]

Fit managed to not say "The oldest anarchy server" for 20 seconds

[@ly1ngs]

He never said it in one of his videos

[@kimmstiny.]

@@ly1ngs which one?

[@ly1ngs]

Kimmstin Y. I forgot

[@aaronyazidtr9478]

@@kimmstiny. the 1M subs special

[@xaviermazzotta739]

Baby Fit: Ththhhthh Father: Look! He's about to say his first words! Baby Fit: Thhhhthe oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[@emilebriere5567]

Underrated

[@superstan1108]

but still in his deep voice

[@BoomBrush]

THISSSSSS IS THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT AND IM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU ALL ITS QUIRKS AND FEATURES

[@Leo-fq3sx]

Dude these are literally documentaries, and I love them

[@nsdjilldavis5418]

"All warfare is based on deception" -Sun Tzu

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

"🅱️" -Sun Tzu

[@NotPepefrog]

"Here hold my shulker with books." -- Book Club member.

[@darkmatteracid2353]

"bruh" -Sun Tzu

[@tiankuohua5167]

iTristan: hold my 32k

[@zyloft2053]

“I had a pig as my student once” 🅱️un 🅱️zu 🔰

[@l0kumidit641]

I can't watch this the same way knowing he was an elementary school teacher lol

[@beansbyallmeans157]

Was******

[@pressfinchat]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a history teacher

[@TheeKittyPie]

@@pressfinchat he was

[@TUFF-Flicks]

Ikr lmfao

[@pyromaniac2104]

Wait he's a what?!

[@cormanec210]

There is no one who can talk about a toxic wasteland of a minecraft server and make it feel like a live-action movie then Fit himself.

[@GreenMoustache]

You worked over a month on this. And its well worth it. Great job Fit!

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Great video man! You know, it's really easy to forget or take for granted the amount of work and effort that goes into making quality content like this. I just want to acknowledge that. Fit always delivers. Good stuff man!

[@unexpectedproton8253]

He should have said "Honey is basically a hacked client, but in real life"

[@pinoy83]

yeah ngl Honey lookin fye asf

[@jacobies]

Doesn't make sense

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

And its totally legal

[@khajiithaswares4147]

@@jacobies harvests your data

[@taosterproductions7210]

Crypto Exploits it’s funny so whatever.

[@chikoritalover]

The great storytelling of the channel and the use of Donkey Kong 64 music has finally convinced me to subscribe >:D

[@entureach]

2040: Hausemaster got chunk banned due to the furnace superweapon

[@cQuasar]

3000: Chunk banned by using dead bush

[@nathanreifan452]

Barrels could be a new chunk ban thing if they updated it

[@randelpro2324]

@@nathanreifan452 tru

[@hangmx]

@@nathanreifan452 they are easier to make than furnaces as well

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

Walking into your own trap.

Me: tries to watch yt video Honey, Raid Shadow Legends, And Nord VPN: *so when r u gonna download?*

[@eposboy5656]

Professional bedwars player: I am the best at pvp 2b2t player: have you ever survived a 1v50 Edit: please stop fighting in the comments

[@MrAverageGuy69]

LiGmA 1 lol

[@banana-uo3be]

2b2t players are hackers

[@itsokgames]

@@banana-uo3be Kingoros go brrr

[@warmmy9851]

Lmao 2b2t players are much worse at pvp than bedwars players they just hack

[@jeffreyevolved8336]

How are bedwars players even good at PvP lmao

[@geonking2283]

Evolution of combat 2010: ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh 2021:boom boom fuse boom!

[@cosmicnovacat]

“How we went from sticks and stones-“ to breakin yo bones

[@idk9520]

Applause

[@thatoneguy9605]

yes… because your sitting there in your gaming char getting cramps from playing 2beeTootie

[@connorguitar]

Guys, I have come up with a new theory. After months of research, I have come to the conclusion that 2b2t could possibly be the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[@FroggyNipNips]

Genius

[@zebacles8997]

What an intellectual

[@malaysianmapping9767]

NO WAY DUDE

[@cynicalearth9316]

wait actually!!1!!1!11!1!

[@HollUpWhat]

WTFFFF?!!???? HOWWW

[@JamesRustles]

Another excellent video! What a wild ride PvP has had on 2b2t.

[@okreply5402]

Hello james

[@UpdateFreak33]

"The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" "The server's admin, Hausemaster" "The most unfamous griefer on 2b2t: Popbob"

[@hxssaan]

Ok

[@psivewri]

Glad to see you doing sponsored videos 👌

[@ibbnoghere]

:)) hii why no one saw you

[@hougen8695]

Imagine punch of grown up men in their 20s, playing a kids building block game, where they brutally murder eachother with interdimensional crystals for fun

[@DarthConnor00]

Hougen lol try 30s

[@donaldolivier6786]

Lmao do you even play Minecraft

[@gavalant366]

Normal PvPers: woah that's really powerful sword and bow. 2b2t PvPers: Witness the power of my *FURNACE AND BOOKS*

[@randomzergling]

I love how he says superweapons like they are real superweapons, just like he makes hacked clients sound like godly powers.

[@akihikosakurai4013]

"Not so different from the real world" ah that's right, I totally forgot about the time the Soviet Union used end crystals against the nazis

[@modestpelicangaming8095]

how did you forget thats a classic

[@stm7810]

Yeah, it was great, they would set the crystals up on the obsidian swasticas of nazi bases, destroying all their supplies, communists revolutionised combat, then America set up furnaces everywhere in Japan, still causing spawning issues to this day.

[@joseph_bunnyman318]

that and bed bombing

[@nikolakaravida4087]

Bomber Harris dropped beds on Dresden

[@jonathanmckarlison1203]

I too remember when France use use stacked potion against England in 100 years war

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Time taken to say “oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”: about 20 seconds

[@jeff09_]

18 seconds. Get it right lol

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

jeff 09 It’s called an approximation

[@yourmomgae420]

Ah I see, nothing's changed.

[@c101vp]

Exactly

[@stawo311]

jeff 09 ABOUT 20 seconds

[@matthewtropea4987]

Fit! I just realized that respawn anchors are going to allow bed bombing in the overworld!

[@lumityandowlhousefan]

matthew tropea there are crystals

[@overseeroreo5586]

Totems

[@matthewtropea4987]

@@overseeroreo5586 oh right ha im stupid

[@brothdian]

@@matthewtropea4987 it would be used during incursions as new players and diamond players without totems wouldn't stand an chance against anchor bombing

[@kylerichardson8405]

RYLE SALUNGA ah it was just announced it will

[@connor6267]

3:36 "best enchants" *silk touch*

[@purp0555]

Nobody gonna talk about the fact that he’s buying weird crap like a goose and a gnome with a phone.

[@bruh-od4kt]

KZbinr: this video is sponso- Me: 50 seconds+

[@thatmobi]

Except Graystillplays

[@megagaming5809]

so true

[@megagaming5809]

@@thatmobi what? he does not play minecraft

[@thatmobi]

@@megagaming5809 He Does

[@megagaming5809]

@@thatmobi since when?

[@eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589]

I literally got an ad for honey, ANOTHER ad for honey on the right side of my computer, and now a sponsorship?!? Man, this is a lot I bet Winnie the pooh would be happy.

[@AtlasofSol]

But not for tigger, because “TIGGERS DO NOT LIKE HONEY!”

[@eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589]

Well said.

[@an_egg_guy]

The minecraft bees would be happy too.

[@eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589]

Plot twist: Honey was made FROM the Minecraft bees

[@an_egg_guy]

@@eyheyjetsynwtbtbbdvfnnfxdv2589 y e s

[@eb3yr]

16:52 there was a small period of a month or few after the patch where 32ks were still usable, but very janky. I remember logging on right after that server restart for the patch and pretty much instantly we all figured out that we could use dispensers to place the shulkers without reverting their contents. There was a bit of an arms race afterwards of a bunch of client devs trying to make new auto32k modules, but it was WAY more complicated because of the arrangements of hoppers, shulkers, dispensers, and power sources. Instead of a 1x2x1 area you had arrangements spanning up to a 3x3x3 area, so it took a long time for the auto32k bypass modules to become reliable, and by then they were being patched too. I'm still in a small discord server with records about this, and some decompiled and deobfuscated clients with this module.

[@pingu1038]

2011: *stab* *stab* 2020: *BOOM* *BOOM*

[@unoriginalcopy9844]

2030: *slap slap*

[@denniscuesta7009]

2011: *oof ooof oooooooooof*

[@zom_tyt7382]

2011 Bow: *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@nwsportstilidie]

From swords to atomic bombs. Minecraft pvp evolution is similar to real life.

[@no0byfibby793]

Noot noot

[@aS9dxf869sd]

I've never played 2b2t a single day of my life but I wait for this man's uploads like no other

[@greenninja9330]

Why not play then

[@AbleRaxskall]

Greenninja maybe he cant wait 5 - 14 hour wait time

[@sovereigntyofvoyagers7380]

The lore is intriguing, and most people like me and him really love learning the story of the server. But we all know that 99.5% of newcomers to 2b2t would be eaten within the first few minutes of joining lmao You guys can do your own things, we'll... watch from the sides like we watch a football game.

[@aS9dxf869sd]

@@sovereigntyofvoyagers7380 hahahaha yeah

[@gregorix1445]

10 seconds into the vid, and i already know imma watch the whole thing

[@chadhill136]

This is one of the rare videos where he goes 10 seconds with out saying "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"

[@Yoyokun711]

ye i heard that these exist once in every 50 uploads

[@zefatguy9379]

imagine hackers with netherite armor : *the total anarchy*

[@ssleuther]

It only gives knockback resistance

[@Underground-NYC]

It’s gonna be a wild

[@wadoogazoono154]

Its not that mich pf an advantage compared to diamond

[@aadeshsenthilkumar]

Turtle master potions will sure be a gamechanger

[@youtubewanderer3347]

At this point, there will be no difference

[@rxcin2418]

Cobgrats fit you made it 18 seconds without saying "oldest anarchy server"