Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List

[@L._Vireo]

Tell me the Spotify contract expired without telling me the Spotify contract expired.

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Been wondering why like 8 episodes dropped in one day.

[@Logicall_]

The paper they signed go bye bye

[@cassienorwood8078]

That’s what I’m thinking too

[@64_jhex]

Well thank god for that then... Honestly more convenient than Spotify

[@JaxonKlaus]

this was made A LOOONGG while back

[@megelomanic8763]

I'm shaking and crying rn because they just released every single destructible episode

[@jeffery4085]

destructible

[@erinkim169]

destructible

[@Da1andonlySamsung_]

What a reference XD

[@TheUnReal_Pumpkian]

I’m shaking and crying rn because they just released every single destroyable episode

[@co5micwaffle742]

I'm shitting and cumming rn because they just released every single damageable episode

[@Raining_Needles]

"This video is exclusive to spotify because we're cool like that!" 4:20 Sensing a decrease in coolness here guys

[@davidklemen5264]

4:20 is the salt in the wound LMAO

[@AdfasSSBM]

I personally think this is significantly cooler

[@ShadyDoorags]

"Video is exclusive to Spotify." ...wait.

[@hooty2950]

Love your videos dawg

[@ReRo7]

not anymore "question mark?"

[@CaptainVicke]

Happy Holidays Shady!

[@dragonbornrook]

A wild Shady has been spotted

[@JustArt0]

bro this is my first episode of this and I did not expect to see you bro too faded rn and I just noticed that at 4:24 this is goofy ily =) dont forget to drink water got off a 11:20 shift and had too much caffine fiending fr gl

[@just_dell]

The mental image of someone finding out what Distractable is through this one video and watching the intro for the FIRST TIME EVER. Is beautiful.

[@virgovirtuoso]

hi yes, that was me. shaking and crying rn

[@dimitragiannakaina]

I've been a listener of the podcast but for FNAF I just had to see the video so this is indeed my first time :))

[@whatswrongwithme]

And they hear "This is exclusive to spotify!"

[@lightninglances9178]

Literally pressed on this, not knowing it was a podcast

[@just_dell]

This is magic

[@AsianJellyFish]

Oh my gosh . What in the world . I'm mean I've just been watching on Spotify but this is a wonderful surprise. Every episode uploaded at once.

[@FacelessJohnDoe]

Find me bob’s fridge right now (please)

[@Rea444]

​@@FacelessJohnDoeit's the most popular video on the channel

[@why_tho_]

​@@FacelessJohnDoe they didn't have facecam on podcasts then btw

[@buzzoff619]

Spotify is nice, but this is much better imo.

[@Ezdine_G8261]

You don't have to try to seem nice about it

[@buzzoff619]

@@Ezdine_G8261 Just felt right I guess

[@Sundvik1]

Disagree

[@dreaglum]

spotify on my laptop is dog water and i peronally hate watching on my phone. i like youtube more lowkey.

[@calderbirb]

@@Ezdine_G8261 They're not trying though? They're just genuinely being nice about it.

[@kloe3035]

“I’m shaking and crying RN” “Registered Nurse?”

[@beefiestsurprise269]

Real individual in paris

[@coffeesimp6492]

Wade not ever letting go of Foxy being S is so real, i just feel like foxy, of all the characters every introduced, is kind of the shining s, it would be a disservice not to give him that. He was the first Unique, the first New Feature, the Wild Card. It's borderline EVIL to put him in just A

[@chris-daniel_lillebekk]

Totally agree with that, though what they didnt talk about is his jumpscare though, very lackluster in terms of the other animatronics. Though the fear of him running up and banging on the door is definitly for me the most scariest in fnaf1. Buuut yeah overall Foxy is the most interesting and one of the most memorable characters for sure

[@HaloMillennium]

THEY'RE BACK ON KZbin LET'S GOOOO I DON'T NEED TO WATCH REUPLOADS ANYMORE AAAAAA Now I'm gonna rewatch everything on here

[@D1_Opp762]

18:14 is when the tier-list starts

[@brianpembrook9164]

thank you. Comment and like to increase visibility.

[@jaysosa8373]

ty so much. was like wtf?.

[@kennyrgb2700]

W comment

[@ShadowknightEX]

Cool. But their banter I practically an integral part of the podcast at this point

[@thadavidrain]

@@ShadowknightEX Exactly! The banter is always a great segment. If you're not watching the entire episode, you're missing out imo.

[@boxheadgaming3744]

Springtrap is S tier no competition he is literally the main antagonist of the entire series he killed like 7 kids. This man used manipulation to lure 5 kids into a back room this man is pure evil. This dude caused the entire series to happen and now he's a zombie struggling to move in the same suit that he used to kill those 5 kids. With that context in mind it makes luring him in different rooms with the sound of a child in fnaf 3 really disturbing. If that isn't S tier worthy I don't know what is. I think I care too much about Five Nights at Freddy's.

[@arthas8569]

He's also like, the single best designed character in the entire franchise.

[@vitaleriof]

S for Springtrap eh eh, dude is a goddamn piece of shit but man you can't argue againts cool character design and sick (altought messy) backstory

[@boxheadgaming3744]

@@vitaleriof every single backstory in FNAF is messy Springtrap is the only one that has a concrete story

[@co5micwaffle742]

The best part about springtrap as a character is that the springlock suits still have the robotic parts inside them, and many animatronics in the series are programmed to follow children's voices, which means that all of fnaf 3 is afton desperately trying to kill you while being dragged around against his will by his own suit's programming

[@Ilovebuzzsaws]

He also took everything away from those same 5 children AGAIN before his "death" by tearing their new bodies apart to use for his own gain.

[@alexandramorgan8732]

Sprintrap is s tier. Lore wise he is the story. And he has the line "i always come back" he is THE main character

[@kadegetslaid634]

No freddy five bears is main character because he has a tophat and bowtie, springtrap doesnt, freddy is fancy like that

[@eppssilon]

I SAW THIS YESTERDAY AND DIDNT REALIZE WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT I WAS LIKE oh weird so many _"clips"_ posted at the same time, they do them I guess FULL EPISODES THEY POSTED EVERY SINGLE VIDEO EPISODE ON KZbin HOORAAAY

[@Ozeglion]

53:29 Mark he didn’t hire voice actors until after the fourth one- (Also that was Chica who says that line but that’s not as big a deal)

[@3spoons366]

Wait but there's no voicelines in 4

[@Ozeglion]

@@3spoons366Yes, which is why I said ”until *after* 4”

[@3spoons366]

@Ozeglion oh sorry I didn't see the after

[@GamrGuyReal]

​@@3spoons366 there's the secret phone guy voice line

[@jeremyzapsmash]

ultimate custom night

[@alltomorrowsfan]

man i sure love watching Distractible on KZbin, the place it always has been and always will be

[@rebeccasnyman3684]

this is such an underrated comment

[@GDNachoo]

im so happy you guys are back to youtube, i hope more video podcasts are coming out here, spotify is so laggy on my phone

[@GoldyOs]

The DJ is definitely S tier, I can't take any other take. His music and chase was so unique, not to mention the heart pounding new dynamic that was introduced when a Giant animatronic reaches in to try and catch you, the only limit being how big they are.

[@isaakhatcher]

cool for sure, Great chase but not unique. Really feels like any chase scene taken from any giant horror monster (example. Resident Evil) Not saying that DJ sucks just that its been done before. I would say A tier

[@DWN037]

0:34 me, a very polite thief, speaking to the bank guards while my buddy is breaking into the vault

[@Patasa]

Was that the podcast of 87??

[@ATR7282]

As soon as you said Balloon Boy, I said out loud "F" and knew no matter what Bob or Wade thought, he was going in F.

[@peepoo9779]

marionette is so S+++ tier she deserves a Marionette tier of her own

[@mathewhaight]

This makes me happy. I have zero interest in even thinking about downloading spotify. Glad I can finally enjoy these without having to just look up clips.

[@thatwaterriver3824]

i mean theyve been uploading on other platforms too lol

[@mathewhaight]

@thatwaterriver3824 I have only heard them mention Spotify.

[@mykaylachan5244]

@@mathewhaightits on apple podcasts, but not the video version. Thats only on Spotify, and here now ig

[@nicktheallen]

i can't watch the podcast on spotify, the podcast is not available in my country. so this is the best thing ever. i was trying to watch this podcast for a long time.

[@ethanbrennan6655]

Angry MatPat noises

[@Potentialiser]

18:36 "There's balloon boy, balloon boy who smoked p*t" dying

[@leila_rshdn]

I was about to scream in the comment section to make a part 2 and just saw it in recommended, but I LOVE THIISSS KEEP IT GOING

[@beauner4627]

I honestly think springtrap should be at least above the golden Freddy's Their lore went basically nowhere, while pringtrap's did. He's the original killer of all the victims, tortured by his own creation and forced to live through the pain even after life. Also his design is lit asf, however they shouldn't have brought him back in security breach. (even though that was the mimic somehow(?)) idk lore is goofy

[@nikolajp1530]

The most impassioned debate on distractible in a while and it's about a chilli purse

[@kenniron6313]

1:08:37 “I won that argument twice is what happened” had so much sass, I quite literally loled, lmaoed, and would’ve even rofled if the floor wasn’t so far away from me at the time.

[@EaterOfWorlds3]

I thought podcasts just weren't for me, but you guys went and uploaded this stuff on Yt and I was like, "Dang, this is what my second monitor's gonna be streaming for the foreseeable future."|

[@cassieknightt]

what I came for: FNAF what I got instead: 20 ways to make spam

[@Miaukot81]

1:18 ACTUALLY MY FIRST DISTRACTABLE LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSouthCanadianGamer]

This is wholeheartedly welcomed

[@UnchargedBattery978]

puppet deserved WAY higher, she is the MOST important character to the series. without her, afton would just be a child murderer

[@basicgamerguy865]

18:03 is the main topic.

[@luriluras]

Finally I can watch this in picture-in-picture mode :D

[@Owe-g9b123]

Markplier can you please learn the lore it’s so fun to learn the lore it’s worth it! I’ll pay you!

[@sadwittlebean]

Why are they not bringing up the fact that Springtrap is literally the main antagonist of the game franchise (William Afton)????? That alone gives him S tier ranking because without him, there would be no storyline. Point blank. That's why he had his own game. He also had different mechanics than the other animatronics in his game. Everyone who is a FNaF fan has brought up that he is incredibly more human and creepy compared to the other animatronics. Springtrap deserves S tier.

[@tawney9191]

Whithered Chica was the first, she saw everything 😭

[@Sstandard_]

This actually is my first distractible episode

[@GothMommie-666]

I’m shaking and crying rn to see this back

[@jellyshakes77]

10 HOUR CREW! OMG I CAN SHOW MY WIFE THIS NOW!!!!

[@Ezdine_G8261]

☹

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@Ezdine_G8261 ?

[@dogemaster9676]

49:40 in his fnaf 2 revisited video he saw JJ multiple times sorry my autism had to correct that

[@T-Rex-Effex419.99]

Yep, in fact wasn’t it even before he saw the other, much obvious secret animatronic?

[@a_ninja2376]

1:04 first time a hey siri ever got my phone

[@joozie6573]

So mark completely forgot the lore behind the puppet. That one minigame from pizzeria sim sealed it in S for me, such a sad backstory.

[@GigglesDoesStuff13]

The puppet is a high B or a low A

[@maneater]

i came here for fnaf and got recipes LMFAO

[@PeachyRingoo]

This is the best Christmas gift 🥹

[@Favvlatina]

Agreed 🤗

[@arsenicmarshmallow1692]

I would love to see another teir list, since you didn't get close to finishing. Also, Indigo Park, please?

[@supernova35800]

BALLOON BOY S TIER SHUT YOUR MOUTH "hi!" IS ICONIC

[@TheOGRokma]

Perfect. Finally I can listen to Distracteble EVERYWHERE

[@TehWhiteTiger]

Nice to see more people putting podcasts back on KZbin.

[@lampshade6579]

Wade: "Bonny gets overlooked A LOT" He's literally like everyone's favorite. Like Foxy is the fan favorite and Chica has r34 audience, but like actual fans of the series LOVE Bonnie.

[@LadyIridel]

Oh my god, thank you! I really wanted to watch this the other day on my tv but the Spotify app is complete ass on the Fire Stick.

[@SD_Koy]

I guess the Spotify exclusivity contract must have ended xD

[@2.hyeon_tak.17]

TOY BUNNY WAS THE REPRESENTITIVE OF "The show must go on" COME ONN

[@saltypepper3340]

i wish matpat was a special guest on this ep, so the boys could hear some lore as they discuss everything.

[@kirilemon]

the start of the markiplier rein

[@coltonobrien4495]

Springtrap is my favorite anamatronic in the whole series

[@chopsyoutube]

mark looking extra keanu reeves today

[@Cinnamowo]

2:22 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT ORIGINALLY?! Markiplier just keeps on producing golden lines...

[@DarkKyugara]

It's my first time watching Distractible, well, about this intro... You had my curiosity now attention.

[@lillypad0205]

The fist bumps being so off is just amazing

[@thatonedude4254]

I still want to see a part two this tier list needs put to rest by the king

[@Random1567]

Oh yeah, time to watch distractible on KZbin. Didn’t think I’d live to see this day.

[@zeroraptor_]

If there's ever a Distractible World theme park, I can see the chili purse being a best-seller at a quick service restaurant in the park.

[@magical86]

came for the five nights at freddy's, stayed for the Cincinnati slander. glad to see someone pissing on my Queen City rather than just taking the easy potshots at Cleveland and Crackron~

[@khalea3135]

this might cause me to rewatch every fnaf playthrough mark has done.

[@x6thmelody]

This is exactly what I needed after switching to youtube premium instead of renewing my spotify 😍

[@themisfitowl2595]

Foxy is everyone's favorite despite being nightmare fuel Chica is everyone's guilty pleasure Freddy is the face of the entire franchise Bonnie was the one that got the most kills. Workhorse of the series, best color palette and best name! (my own name happens to be Bonnie, so I'm totally unbiased in my decision) 😁😈 Not to mention it was Golden Bonnie's suit that was used as Springtrap/Glitchtrap's disguise so, yeah. Bonnie will always be S tier for me!

[@KNTenten204]

10:00 was doing something and genuinely got distracted during this rant. Maybe they have the name for a reason?

[@arthas8569]

The best designed character in the series (Springtrap) was robbed 😭

[@lokimiguel2452]

Cope

[@artisticTechnology]

i adore the c tier characters just specificaally. they're all my favourites

[@cassdog33]

It's so satisfying to live in Cincinnati and hear them talk about it

[@Euenise]

I'm shakin and cryin rn

[@Deltasquad-boss]

I’m so glad they are starting to make videos of the distractible podcast on here where it’s free good move

[@MOOSE_.gresco]

It’s free on Spotify too!

[@Jaesintro]

its always been free lol

[@Deltasquad-boss]

@@MOOSE_.gresco oh ok wait it is I was talking about how KZbin app it’s free to watch this but I believe you have to have a payed subscription for it

[@0p0ssum]

the skyline 4 times in 2 weeks is so real i also get skyline twice a week. big fan of chillitos with everything

[@melon_ayo]

I fall asleep to three peens vods. Now I have this. Hahaha

[@kiwims]

I'm shaking and crying rn to see the bon vons of disctractiblessss

[@Tsubakiihime]

"registered nurse"

[@kiwims]

@@Tsubakiihime registered nun you mean

[@acee555]

If every episode contained everything but what the title said I'd watch all of them.

[@eguy3562]

Bob straight up called me out on golden Freddy. I went STRAIGHT to the comments 😂

[@limegreenlive7813]

6:05 I think Mark has been taking a two-weeks-pause because of the FNaF 2 movie am I right? 🧐

[@kungolaf4499]

This was filmed in August of 2023. Two months before the first movie came out and way before the second movie even started production.

[@dreaglum]

honestly i like getting episodes on youtube more than spotify

[@marleystrasser7731]

Not Bob inventing お好み焼き on accident

[@meozy4365]

I know yall specifically told us not to tweak out over the rankings, especially over the lore, but fnaf 2 puppet?? SS TIER. she is one of the most iconic fnaf characters like EVER, not to mention she has SO MUCH personality. Also, the design? PEAK. her mask is literally an optical illusion, with an angry look from up top and happy from the bottom. Also. Shes got that eerie bug/doll look. So cool Also, do something spooky :))

[@khalea3135]

2:00 people say “shaking and crying rn” in the context (i think) of markiplier usually referring to the livechat fake stream video. its something mark said a LOT. otherwise, its just a thing people say :p edit: or maybe if i watched for 30 seconds longer i wouldnt have had to say that

[@sS0O0L]

I'm glad this intro is my first introduction to this channel

[@LordScrambles]

I think Golden Freddy was the crying child.

[@seedios1509]

i hate that mark ranting about healthy diets and eating like 10 minutes in was actually helpful 😭😭 i dont think i get enough protein in meals to be fr LMFAO

[@Trippybolivia]

It's a damn christmas miracle. Christmas has come early 🎉🎉

[@leg1ble]

Boar spear my beloved.

[@rigatonipasta]

My only problem with this is that the Puppet should’ve been S. It’s literally the only animatronic that I cared about the placement of.

[@moss.notpanic]

PLEASE make a part two, i need you guys to get to at least sister location or pizzeria simulator

[@susie8799]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen a video episode I’m so happy

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Original Springtrap is S tier on character design alone.

[@seruyti]

what was that cut at 19:55 did bro choke wade off screen

[@TricBrosStudios]

Why is Mark's SPAM recipe the most replayed part? lol

[@Owe-g9b123]

How does he not know fnaf !

[@livsbian]

I never thought I would hear about CHILLI PURSES today

[@BoredVHSlover]

we need the video of the bobs fridge episode