YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!! | Monopoly

Things get heated once again in MONOPOLY with Bob and Wade!
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[@astralhelix3041]

"I've seen the path it's very narrow...But I have skinny feet" -Bob, 2019

[@emlynselene1096]

This made ramen noodle-tasting water go up my nose

[@ashdub1012]

Bob the philosopher

[@retrorebootmusic]

This is an underrated quote from Bob

[@limelacroixcan]

Time stamp?

[@musicalmegan1401]

Layne 1:07:38

[@a_really_awkward_queer_person]

UNO: You right. Monopoly: Fair is fair.

[@genericguy5998]

a really awkward gay person you fair or fair is right or maybe right is right

[@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480]

Okay but lemme just say that your username is amazing.

[@sherbet3310]

a really awkward queer person I love your username and picture because same

[@undead_gaming]

Your name is a mood-

[@MrPizzarollXD]

I think UNO is more like "Heart of the cards" or "Your gonna laugh"

[@squidltoast]

“Red is one of the most valuable properties”-proceeds to play the entire game without touching them ever again

[@internettevarolanadam]

In a regular game red is the most common roll statistically but they're playing the "capitalist man kick you repeatedly with his magic boot across the board" mode.

[@sandrorostiashvili3426]

@@internettevarolanadam 🤣🤣

[@oliverthedriox9602]

Bro, 666 likes...

[@sprshb1852]

@@internettevarolanadam Actually I thought it was technically orange as it is 7 away from the most common spot in the game Jail and is cheaper. Red is second though.

[@internettevarolanadam]

@@sprshb1852 orange's average might beat red you might be right. One of the red was the most common place if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure someone did the math in the internet.

[@breannadufour268]

Bob: “How many houses are left?” Mark: “2” Bob: “okay I’m going to buy something impulsively to make myself feel better about life.” 104:24

[@itslexi_]

1:04:24

[@highdrangea790]

this is literally why I'm broke

[@spidey1100]

@@itslexi_ A year later, but totally not me sitting there trying to find 104 in the video...

[@SPX900]

Why did you format the time stamp like a bible verse

[@NightmareTurtle]

9:13 "That's like $53 dollars... That's a hundred and fifty three dol- two- one- uh seven... Uh carry the- that's more than a hundred dollars!" ~Wade

[@magenta9105]

I read this comment, as that time frame played normally. Haha!

[@cnop1287]

That's at least a a dollar

[@rednoodleoffate]

(54:54) Mark: rolls a 13 Also Mark a few seconds later: The ONE you didn't mortgage!!!!! Me: There goes his luck.

[@auroramichaels8953]

My math skills in a nutshell.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

@@magenta9105 oh that happened to me too

[@staticspyder201]

Mark:(arm comes out of frame onto game) Me : *OH SHI-*

[@mckenziewilson7596]

DroxyDraws CykoEdits SAME! I had to go back just to make sure I seen what I seen.

[@justthememelordsnextdoor9120]

@@mckenziewilson7596 what's the time stamp?

[@ultrauser03]

8:51

[@otherworldlygaming5939]

is he green screening

[@dustinmalpass]

vibe check

[@dontlookatmeinc.3262]

Me: "I can't sit through a movie! It's boring!" Me throughout this 1 hour and 46 minute video: *"This is fine."*

[@shiningmoonsong7587]

As a follow up Me: No I just watched the movie like 2 years ago I'm not going to watch it again Also me: fifth or sixth time rewatching this

[@alexbowlin7044]

what movies do you know that are less than this long? you watchin short films?

[@laurenlaurenlaurenlaurenlauren]

@@alexbowlin7044 so many movies are around an hour and a half tho? bro even the lego movie

[@kdix231]

That's weird

[@officialindigo_]

​@@laurenlaurenlaurenlaurenlauren I agree with you like wtf 💀 why all the movies got to be hour and a half💀

[@GEEthridge]

"ZOINKS whatta ROLL!!!" plays in my head at least once a week and I'm disappointed it didn't become a frequent joke among them

[@SteampunkHorse]

ZOINKS, what a ROLL!!

[@nobodynowhere000]

⁠​⁠@@SteampunkHorseZOINKS, whatta REPLY!!

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@nobodynowhere000ZIONS, what a USERNAME!!

[@jas.per.25]

i qoute this often, would say almost bidaily.

[@nuclearnugget1999]

Mark: *goes out of his box* Me: What kind of sorcery is this?

[@Rixxalight]

i want to know how Lexian did that

[@laurenwhite770]

Rixxalight righttt. Probably a green screen like Jack uses

[@Rixxalight]

@@laurenwhite770 actually Mark doesnt own a green screen what it is, the cameras lense is wider, so all lexian has to do is crop out the background when mark "escapes his box"

[@laurenwhite770]

Rixxalight oh cool! Thanks for letting me know lol

[@nickywallington9166]

Rixxalight nope, Mark does have a green screen and that’s how he’s doing that. He showed it off in a livestream a while back. The camera covers more area than his normal square, so he’s just green screened onto the game.

[@cassandramae85]

"What can I suck to make this right?" - Bob 2019

[@Mostima25]

who*

[@classicgamer7247]

Xd

[@freyalesca]

this is the first thing i see before even hitting play... gonna be a good episode indeed...

[@ThePriorityAlpha]

I wish we could make that a hashtag all for bob

[@lockthecageheshere1982]

👌

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

31:56 has perhaps my favorite interaction of this series. "How about-Mark, here's a trade. You give me the orange, you get to keep that railroad, and then you trade Bob the railroad, Bob'll give me the orange-or no-uh-no, i'll give Bob the orange-how about we both give bob our oranges and railroads?" "… … … *_w h a t ?_* "

[@jeg4134]

29:35 Mark breaks reality out of anger

[@ethereal1692]

Bro said massage

[@xxxx1619]

Fr tho I though I was the only to notice

[@victorconway444]

37:17

[@boopergoober]

I will never be able to fathom how Wade gets so angry when he’s playing Uno but he stays completely calm during Monopoly. MONOPOLY.

[@mxanimates]

There's no Barbara in Monopoly

[@aharonbenabou9557]

I am pretty sure he holds all the rage in throughout the game and then releases it all in a horrifying scream when he is done playing

[@ChampionBlueRacing]

Yeah Wade doesn't have to deal with Barbra in this game. XD

[@Grimrose_04]

Aharon Benabou or when he plays uno with barbara

[@ivettemalagon8406]

Why do people get mad in monopoly I’ve never fully understood that. I stay calm the whole time no matter what 😂 (as in I very much don’t understand this and I’m genuinely asking why people get mad)

[@landonletterman831]

When somebody asks me, "Am I muted," I always have to say, "Yes." Talked with a guy online for a minute and a half, helping him unmute himself, before he realized.

[@iguessimjustme5316]

*stands slowly and starts clapping*

[@seahors377]

Pure genius. 10/10

[@demonprincess9680]

I've got to try that sometime

[@Name-yv2zq]

Lmao

[@edward_walter]

.

[@carterjules6824]

1:29:38 is unreasonably funny to me and idk why. wade's weird voice and mark's immediate confusion is just so good

[@davoroxi]

Lol

[@evanderjohnson1462]

Stage 1 0:21 Denial Stage 2 7:40 Bargaining Stage 3 20:00 Anger 38:00 Back to Bargaining Stage 4 1:31:53 Depression Stage 5 1:44:40 and finally Acceptance

[@Yellowredstone]

It's fascinating to see predictability in unpredictable creatures. Psychology is weird.

[@gwenshapp3621]

@@Yellowredstone It's like humans are so complicated they're simple. Like a grandfather clock, it's pretty complicated but you still have to make sure you really know how to use it to use it and make it work properly. Though with a smart watch it's so incredibly complicated with all the software that it's simple, simple to use, simple to fix, predictable even, but there can always be variants or malfunctions. Hi and thank you for listening to my tedtalk lol.

[@TommyTallNose]

Hmmm, interesting

[@SamSabotage]

I kinda wish this comment would get pinned lmao

[@karlo-709]

“Fooker” This is -beeping- Barbra’s fault” “-beep- Barbra” “You right”

[@zeauplierforever1328]

I feel like thats gonna be his next merch

[@codemorio]

Yeah, yeah, you right

[@xwhaabruhhh5888]

BEEP

[@Suspicious-Carl]

Who is barbera

[@kcgs65243]

suspicious carl wade’s worst enemy

[@MagyarGaben]

"It's gotta hurt! That's what I want, I want it to hurt!" - Mark "Not Masochist" Fischbach

[@JecuskyGarrett]

He's not a masochist, he just like testing the limits of the human body.

[@raindrop5243]

Mark "some people mistake me for some sort of masochist, which I'm clearly not" Fischbach

[@honimello]

that’s technically sadism, not masochism, so he would be correct in saying he isn’t a masochist in that situation. but in every other situation, he’s totally just testing his limits lol /s

[@matthememelord7829]

“People might mistake me as some kind of masochist which ISENT true and would be ridiculous for people to think so”

[@largeboy5577]

that was to bob so it was sadism

[@jadynandchara640]

1:28:33 could you not use that exploit to gain infinite money, too? If you owned say park place which sells houses for 100$ and your opponents only have a dollar, you could continually sell park place's houses and re-buy them to gain 99 dollars.

[@Albert-uo5cz]

0:27 love how Lixian uses the NO in MONOPOLY for Bob’s NO

[@JA-nt6fl]

Wade: “YES 1 dollar, we’re eating stale bread tonight” Wade: “I wanted to buy a house but they won’t sell it to me for 7 dollars” Mark and bob not laughing at either of those and me here dying

[@scrithen2836]

Well i mean theyre used to their own comedy, i dont laugh at every slightly comedic thing my friends say

[@editsbyveri4576]

This comment reminds me of the one scene from 3rd Rock From The Sun lol "I wanted to buy a Yamaha but I didn't have enough money for that either" "Well how much do you have?" "I have no money."

[@Nahil_Tursina]

Is that damien?

[@Nahil_Tursina]

No, emkay

[@williamwaugh2004]

the bit was a bit over played at that point but the eating freash bread comment when bob landed on his property for 220 brought it full circle and had me in stitches.

[@predatorkingx4039]

Beginning Of Monopoly: Alright, doubles! Middle of Monopoly: Oh no, doubles.

[@howboutmaybe7559]

Endn of monopoly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@ilaytzirin923]

Same with the man

[@insertgamertag5369]

near the end: OH FUCK, DOUBLES!

[@reidepperson8534]

reverse those

[@blakecacini8016]

@@reidepperson8534 .selbuod ,on ho:yloponoM fo elddiM !selbuod ,thgirlA :yloponoM fO gninnigeB

[@etienneleroi9515]

Wade: "Could you draw for a charity 37 so Bob and I could at least be tied?" Bob, in the softest voice: "No, I'm beating you. take that."

[@ValorCrash]

You know, I just realized this. Mark only hit Boardwalk after being mean to Wade, telling him to sell his houses. The luck was real. It was all real!

[@claudespeed277]

It's karma not so much luck

[@YetiBaby]

Bob "Have fun in jail." Mark "FINE, I will!" *later that year during a Heist with Markiplier* Mark "I DONT WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[@genericguy5998]

Sansy Baby it was yancy all along

[@unculturedswine5583]

Clever man

[@sharethevoid121]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@alecattempts1356]

its a prison life for meeeeeeee

[@ALilMayhemMayhaps]

@@trollipopper7221 mark dies

[@aishaa2470]

Title: You're tearing this family apart Mark literally a second into the video: I am so happy this is happening

[@Herobryce1075]

Because its only just begun...

[@blackjack2143]

There is a new five nights at f*ckboys 4

[@curlyhairjess]

I uploaded Mark memes and edits that I've made it would mean a lot if you all could check it out

[@LynnLegacy]

Aisha A truth🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YaBoiJayyy1]

GamingJackal646 EvilKingofInsanity good to know MARK READ HIS COMMENT PLZ I MISS THAT SERIES

[@ChexMexLex4929]

When they were talking about Bob owning the Railroads so he could keep a whole dollar, all that popped into my head was, "We built this city! We built this city on Wade's bad trades!"

[@amandylyn3881]

I sang that in my head

[@NateSchulte]

1:29:37 Wade does NOT get nearly enough credit for his impersonations, and that was one of his most highly underrated ones I’ve ever heard him make. My sleeve is wet from laughing into my arm to stay quiet so I don’t wake my wife up

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

I don’t get it

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"What can I suck to make this right?" -every bard in every DnD session

[@hanleysabato7786]

As a bard I can confirm this...

[@KendylLarringdudddisco]

almost think I need to be a bard now, my character is a rip-off of Macgyver with Jesus powers to turn everything into platinum

[@Ignatius-ok5kv]

As a warlock who plays with bards, I can also confirm.

[@Brian-tn4cd]

I tried to turn into a werewolf, it didn't work

[@seggstun7027]

As a bard, I can agree

[@katieho1623]

Things I learned: 1. If you give generous amounts to the other players, you get good luck 2. Everyone is walking on a thin line 3. Believe in the heart of the dice 4. Fair is fair 5. You right

[@anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770]

Ecept its ak=ll a scam

[@lunargalaxy__]

You right

[@CatgirlCali]

*Y O U R I G H T*

[@Cherrycrush_]

Katie Ho you righttt

[@victoriatal7842]

You write

[@izben1]

Its actually really interesting cause you can see the way that Bob kept finding ways to avoid selling houses on the blues and let Mark and Wade think he was helpless so they kept keeping him barely in the game until Mark landed on it

[@cheezywizard5292]

1:08:52 is my favorite bit. “I’m gonna buy a tall bottle of bud light now!” Hahahahahah

[@etienneleroi9515]

"Do you have some Lambus bread?"

[@D0NCH33T0]

"I feel like I should upgrade my houses..." "Now Wade, come on..." "I just feel like you guys deserve a nicer stay ^.^"

[@jackofsometrades9208]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a commenter on this video who had the word “Cheeto” in their name, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@D0NCH33T0]

@@jackofsometrades9208 Lol, I'll take this as a compliment

[@charliehigginson7990]

@@jackofsometrades9208 that’s from that one phongus and throbe show

[@gug9486]

Thanks don cheeto

[@D0NCH33T0]

@@gug9486 for what?

[@fillershmazman3030]

17:05 "Red is one of the most valuable properties to own!" 1:46:16 "No one ever once landed on goddamn red!"

[@gonerofsavers3813]

Wait WHAT LOLOLOLOLOL

[@maniandbeano]

I mean they did, wade got at least 1400 from Bob alone

[@dawaaagh7496]

@@maniandbeano When the propertys he had give 600/700 per landing, they didnt land on it often

[@maniandbeano]

@@dawaaagh7496 that's true

[@foolishdonut]

first one is 17:00 actually

[@corkedphoenix2461]

I just realized that wade made this episode 1:46:00 through unnecessary trades

[@kingjb554]

Yep...and Mark coulda won

[@thesestrangerslikeme]

The way Wade played this game was honestly ground-breaking

[@undead_gaming]

Mark: *smells some BS* Also Mark: *slowly creeps out of the cam box* Still Mark: bULlsHiT!

[@galladegamer3579]

That freaked me out the first time it happened

[@Almightyfly]

It was so much BS that he broke the box

[@SketchUT]

I had been drawing and listening so when I looked down and saw his hand out of his youtuber cage I was so confused

[@kalebmorris17]

when was this??? I MISSED IT?!

[@cosplay_crow]

mark out da cam box, whats he gonna do

[@isabellacook6034]

Marks soundboard: “I’m so reaOH HI BOB!” Wade, completely unfazed: “this is starting off well!” Marks soundboard “hi wade!” *w h y d i d i l a u g h s o h a r d*

[@kingh_smarta7024]

What make is the soundboard

[@Mysterion0]

@@kingh_smarta7024 What crack are you on?

[@CorndogCrusader]

@@Mysterion0 None, because it's a completely valid question, idiot.

[@FacaltyRevolutionStudios]

@@Mysterion0 He's asking what brand it is.

[@andrewmoore7022]

@@Mysterion0 except it does make sense grammaticaly "make" in this context is commonly accepted as a shortened version of "make and model".

[@nowalkerbait1249]

This feature-length video was some of the best 1 hour and 45 minutes I've ever spent. It has everything you could ever want. Action, Drama, Horror, Suspense, Mystery, Adventure, Plot Twists, and most importantly, Capitalism. Absolutely wonderful.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Don’t forget “What can I suck to make this right?” *Romance*

[@iamcxd9782]

It's definitely not an exploit to abuse auctions. It punishes players for not having money to compete, which is the entire philosophy of monopoly If someone doesn't have enough money to stop you, you run the show

[@anonymousfortunes2970]

Monopoly is a game where it asks "can you swim". If you say yes it leaves you alone, If you say no it says "Here let me just strap you with weights" monopoly is the reserve snowball affect, the longer it goes the bigger your snowball diminishes. 😂

[@deftrascal1626]

u realize he was buying houses for eight bucks and he couldve placed it on yellow and sold it immediately and pulled 67 dollars out of thin air?

[@plutopepsi578]

“The path is narrow but my feet are small” is such a raw line

[@hannabooklover]

"But I have skinny feet" is the line I think

[@ghastiafy67]

1k likes and 2 replies, wow

[@thecommonman9524]

1:07:36 for anyone who wants to skip to it.

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

AND I WOO-

[@Gothic_Penguin]

@@ghastiafy67 mind boggling lol

[@castsmith6783]

"you're tearing this family apart" i bet it's barbara

[@Otakho]

You right

[@srbproductions7597]

This is f*beep*ing Barbara's fault!

[@adamhenry6793]

Barbara Bush.

[@TiredTabbs]

Castsmith nah it’s Karen she took the kids and it tore the family apart

[@itbelikethatsometimes838]

Castsmith i swear it’s not me

[@reydragonclaw1128]

22:17 I want to clarify, Wade's saying, "Yeah, you want my 3 reds for your 1 orange?"

[@PenguinFondue]

I don't know why, but every time Mark leaned out of his frame it made me laugh

[@tomp.7091]

"I've seen the path, and its narrow, but I have skinny feet, AND I WOO-" *mic gone* 1:07:38 😂😂😂

[@cookiedough2535]

That was the best part 😂😂😂

[@hairyheartsmith8513]

And he walked it.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

What did he say?

[@shelbyallen4754]

This is the most chaotic good game of monopoly I have ever witnessed

[@Jay-mq2ng]

Shelby Allen the most chaotic game I witnessed lasted over 6 hours we kept landing on each other’s hotel and kept gaining 1 and losing 1.5k

[@atlas7592]

One time I played a game of Uno that lasted an hour....... Never again

[@ottercos]

I mean me and my cousins have each drowned each other in debt and we allowed barters for property that ended in chaos.

[@btsa.r.m.y7752]

Im your 666th like

[@AgelessTurtle]

My cousins got in a physical fight over a 100 bill. It was torn in half, and then taped.

[@chrisleonard2066]

I like how mark, while playing monopoly of all games, is surprised to find cheap exploits in an economy 😂 literally monopolies do this 1:28:00 Also 32:00 wtf was Wade even trying to say 🤨

[@MeghanTheShade]

Sounds like Wade was trying to orchestrate trades that would help Bob, but more importantly, would screw Mark over in the process.

[@austinneece7853]

Ya it's not a bug it's a feature.

[@dookiemanyt]

I like how Mark basically became a slum lord in this video, becoming the owner of the worst valued properties

[@lilyvaliante7856]

You can tell how proud mark is of his ability to leave his little square

[@efecetin6096]

You right

[@thezeitos469]

Hes freeee!

[@ShitskaterNoah]

I'm still tryna figure this out how he does it

[@theblobthingy]

The Demonitizer Maybe green screen

[@jibedeer2656]

@@ShitskaterNoah green screen and crop his background or masking

[@OfficialGlassMan]

“...and Mark’s not being a team player.” Ok but since when is monopoly a group effort??

[@a_k5769]

Lol Monopoly is never a “team” game nor will it ever be😅

[@superbro7899]

Well it takes good sports to play a game like monopoly, and in their mind mark wasn't being a good sport Example beginning at 26:20 Mark made a game mistake and forgot to put houses on the yellows, bob, being the good sport he is, payed the yellow anyway. Question is, would mark have done the same, the internet may never know

[@superbro7899]

Now for the counter argument, mark could have easily used the house strat to make infinite money, which he didn't because of how low the strat is

[@charmedrools1]

@@superbro7899 monopoly is only for cold hearted, manipulative, exploitative shrews

[@superbro7899]

@@charmedrools1 and if your not one such person, you prey victim to them

[@theseanandrew]

The forced "We're happy, we're happy!" immediately followed by the emphatic "NO!" describes pretty much every single time my family gathers under one roof.

[@angstydoodles1101]

I love how they took a game intended to teach about the dangers of uncontrolled capitalism and turned it into controlled capitalism by constantly making deals and helping each other out. EDIT: You know, when they weren't also dicking each other over.

[@mottplay]

Mark: *comes out of his little square Lixian: *reality can be whatever I want it to be*

[@yaboi5139]

Yeah i honestly dunno how that works? How does his head get out the box but his room doesnt?

[@clementinezen4055]

@@yaboi5139 Lixian probably cropped the footage from his camera manually and used a greenscreen effect to let part of him show through while the background stays hidden.

[@xqj1032]

He had a green screen

[@user-ov2zx7mn6z]

insta

[@kairos4484]

@@clementinezen4055 It was in the live stream, but probably what you said but mark did it.

[@kaydoesrandomshiz]

We need a "U RIGHT" button for sale. Similar to the "that was easy" button.

[@shannyn7404]

Hot& SpicyGaming Agreed. I need this in my life please.

[@ShitskaterNoah]

Yes

[@muhammadsmith5792]

U RIGHT

[@zommie_z]

seriously, i say u right all the time now

[@trevornelson5490]

I seriously would buy it for 15 bucks.

[@fastatccplaythroughs5411]

1:33:48 Wade and his “got it” wheeze crack me up every time

[@KingDerpy13]

Mark: Luck God(that fails horribly) Wade: Eerily calm. Bob: Chaos God secretly.

[@soup1357]

I have never, until today, heard someone pronounce the word “viable” as “veeable”

[@Angry5704]

Welcome to the Markiplier Administration.

[@oldchannel2652]

@@Angry5704 Mark is literally the reason I pronounce room as "rum" I have no clue why but it stuck, and I hate it.

[@AssassinGaming01_]

ITS VeEaBlE!

[@Robalexe]

@@oldchannel2652 Ruum

[@oldchannel2652]

@@Robalexe Mark held me a gunpoint and said "Rum"

[@kookie7899]

Your family: destroyed. My family, watching video together: Y’all we should play monopoly-

[@zilentecho3954]

GGWP - Good Game Well Played.

[@gracenufer9490]

“i’m hanging on to my dollar and my dignity” this one seemed more civilized than last time

[@TheKoolKat4Ever]

3:14 never fails to make me laugh so hard

[@chubbibunni23]

It comes back to me every so often and I just repeat it without thinking

[@kittenmagician7416]

The amount of times mark agreed to bob's absolutely ridiculous trade offers was mind boggling

[@lordtachanka5543]

Fair is fair.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

He would have probably won if he didn't

[@evvlovessssstars]

literally at 38:46 i absolutely lost my sh*t

[@jstrang01]

You do know they are playing to have fun and they all know they made shitty trades. Its a about the fun.

[@Uselessmff41]

@@evvlovessssstars literally he woulda won if he didnt make that dumbass trade %100 he woulda won

[@tbagginsesq8169]

Bob: "It's a good thing that I have this..." *slap slap slap* "MATH MACHINE" Bob speaks the language of the gods.

[@roeital5504]

When the teacher says no calculators so you pull out your math machine

[@ultrakyodai22]

@@roeital5504 When the teacher says no math machines so you pull out your *labatory.*

[@stuffedbrains]

@@ultrakyodai22 when your teacher says no laboratory so you pull out your mathematics major (who is small enough to fit in your backpack)

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

@@stuffedbrains its literally just the scene where peter pulls out an asian kid during a math test and saying “Come on, do math.”

[@vulturousdruid8796]

Bob would be a great salesman, the pitch of his voice really sells it

[@dawshonaragma8263]

54:30 just Mark casually leaning out of frame

[@rachemr4382]

"YOU DIDN'T RUB ME, I RUBBED YOU!!!" Markiplier, 2019

[@corb5905]

What are the fucking chances of him saying this as I read it?

[@haleylampley1056]

hey, as long as it was a good rub

[@shade4449]

"I rub you so good"

[@abyssdrakein4757]

You right

[@enderthedark5843]

FR3DDY .N3T Not very high.

[@Captain.Mystic]

The amount of attempts to literally buy their karma just at the 40 minute mark is astounding.

[@larado5321]

...if that pun was intention, well done.

[@silvermist4110]

Meanwhile Mark like kid in camdy store getting all the mons

[@anoja31]

Lmaoo ikr ;-;

[@zenz9742]

I like how Mark saved Bob multiple times from losing and Bob just keeps shouting "KARMA FOR NOT BEING A NICE GUY"

[@gooseonfire735]

ive probably watched this about 5 times now, the line "hey mark? you wannaaaaaa... pity give that to me?" makes me laugh EVERY TIME

[@z34rk79]

Bob is such a preacher of reason with a MASS amount of Anxiety And the craziest amount of secretive evilness

[@Misshowzat]

Wade: "Let's give Bob our oranges and our railroads" Mark: "Um... no" Don't worry Mark, he's still just practicing thinking. He hasn't mastered it yet.

[@ShitskaterNoah]

38:45

[@thevoid4063]

"I'm fat." - Markiplier aka the KZbinr with abs

[@PumpkinLuke]

The Void until I told my Mum what his name was, she only refereed to him as either “the KZbinr with the abs” or “sexy voice guy”

[@faroukm4148]

@@PumpkinLuke LMAO

[@Cryptic_Cody]

Luke Leeroy bro same-

[@kendalllowery1420]

Luke Leeroy my mom always said he had an annoying voice...i think my mom is broken

[@goose777x]

when is dis i keep trying to find it and i canttttt

[@lawrencewright2329]

1:01:50 *Wade hits his own house* Mark: you hit my house Bob (Mockingly): HAHAHA you hit my house

[@BlueBirdieB-tch]

I fucking love how Mark just sometimes jumps into the game out of pure anger lmaoo

[@J1015J]

Nobody: Mark: yOu RIghT

[@AshlynMcGee]

I love this xD

[@fusrodahdaily9664]

Ah Monopoly, the fastest way to divorce your partner and alienate your family. *GoOd tiMEs*

[@trippledown4082]

A top comment with no replies... This would be a good place to ask for likes... But I wont. LIkE IF ImA herO

[@emlynselene1096]

Yeet

[@fusrodahdaily9664]

@@trippledown4082 You're a hero man!

[@DarrianYates]

@@fusrodahdaily9664 u rite!

[@creaturesoul4469]

Mario Party - Lose your friends Monopoly - Lose your family Uno - Lose your sanity

[@hollydevoll1452]

Mark, Wade, and Bob, I’m sure nobody checks comments on old videos, but I have to thank you for the happiness and fun you put out into the world. We just lost my father-in-law a week ago today and every time I’ve tried to sleep since, all I can hear in my head are the ICU monitors beeping, which led to a lot of sleepless nights. Just as something to distract from the beeping (I couldn’t use distractable cause I’d stay up all night listening to it 😅), I’ve been playing this video every night and it’s worked like a charm! The world needs more people like you three!

[@GoldenSpiderMonkey2480]

I’m so sorry for your loss. This community has a way for spreading joy and peace where it’s needed most, and I’m happy that it’s true for you, too ❤

[@LiamLightwolf]

✝️🛐 May God bless, help, and comfort you and yours, in Jesus' Mighty, Holy Name I pray, and amen. AMEN!!!!!!! 🙏✌️🤟😁👏🙌🫂🦶🕺❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗

[@SteampunkHorse]

🫂💙

[@dionemartins0212]

17:54 “Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't steeze all over us” Minion, Lord, 2019

[@chaninzard674]

“I’ve seen the path, it’s very narrow, but I have skinny feet. AND I WOO- **accidentally mutes mic** **again** ” Bob muted himself in excitement.

[@KnightSlasher]

"You're tearing apart my family" **Italian Mafia has entered the chat**

[@thegaminggecko6850]

Your makin your mother cry!👌👌

[@chaosensei675]

Your profile pic helps so much with that comment

[@dragonrage99100]

**I, Giorno Giovanna, HAVE A DREAM**

[@haken2886]

honestly bob really got a charity win. the amount of times mark gave bob money so he could continue on was insane. still mad funny tho

[@obsidianfiles7685]

Mark at the beginning: "Railroads are trash" 1:37:09 literally EVERYONE is on a railroad after Mark bought them all.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Thought that was Wade

[@dragonhunter485]

Wasn't that bob

[@stuffedbrains]

Guys it was obviously Tyler who said it 🙄

[@ripgwyn]

now that we know mark isn’t real, it makes much more sense as to why it sounded fake when he said “zoinks, what a roll!” at 3:32

[@peebledeeble]

it was a glitch in his programming

[@cal0505]

3:30

[@scrithen2836]

I mean it sounds perfectly normal to me

[@SieMiezekatze]

Why does he sound so fake when he says you right!!!! Like creepy it

[@abbie_joan]

he's just shaggy in a really good costume

[@blake_bean_16]

1:47 *Bob gets a railroad* Mark: Welp, your loss. 50:26 Also Mark: These railroads are the BOMB

[@Jawsh42069]

“Six Is community chest.” “SIX IS COMMUNITY CHEST!?” The desperation in Bobs voice was amazing.

[@PopeMical]

I'm rewatching and just realized that when mark was doing this 'exploit' 1:28:50 he could of totally turned it into a real exploit of selling a house on yellow for $75, then buy it from the auction for $33, for a net gain of $42 out of thin air.

[@Justin_Davicus]

I can't wait to pull off this move and finally do the evil laugh I've always dreamed off.

[@James-ce6dc]

Recently I pulled this move in an irl game. Family barely realized what I was doing until I was up about 230 bucks. We very quickly instated a house rule after that.

[@yashjoseph3544]

@@James-ce6dc Your family is no fun. If it is part of the game as a legit thing you could do, then it should stay. It adds more fun.

[@freyalesca]

@@James-ce6dc Wait I thought exploiting the loopholes of business in order to turn profits is the genuine way to play a capitalist game xD

[@themasterseye]

@@yashjoseph3544 using exploits to beat your family in a board game is the least fun thing imaginable lol.

[@julianfan5794]

Mark: Drags on the game for longer by pity paying Bob and Wade. Also Mark: Got frustrated with the length of the game and just quit despite having the upper hand

[@blackmantis1511]

Julian Fan I mean he didn’t really have the upper hand, at the point he quit Bob owned most of the board, meaning even if he never landed on a high value property he would have been drained of funds pretty quickly.

[@extrom4716]

@@blackmantis1511 yes, BUT he could have won if he didnt pity bob and wade so much. And he funded the light blues and browns instead of the yellows

[@Tigressa101]

@@extrom4716 That's why in the game of Monopoly, you never show pity.

[@flowergirl9999]

@@Tigressa101 finally someone smart.

[@kayhaven4710]

FlowerGirl 19 I’m also smart because I don’t play this 🤬 terrible game!

[@wyattmas1576]

Ok I know this is like years old but. God. This was a cinematic masterpiece. Like SERIOUSLY. THE MOMENT where mark had his mouse over the "bankruptcy" button and was like "I see a path, Bob" WHICH IS A DIRECT LINK TO WHEN BOB WAS AT HIS LOWEST WHILE MARK WAS LIVING IN LUXURY, ABOUT TO WIN? like it's such a good parallel and if it was translated into a real setting/movie, I would NOT be surprised if it was the most famous scene because GOD realising that and watching it was AMAZING. IT WAS A GOD DAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

[@etienneleroi9515]

I don't see why Mark declared bankruptcy. He had more money, properties, and lots of houses.

[@antonisudol9028]

Bob: please good sir just one more dolllar I have a sick son Mark: ok fine Bob: now I can buy a tall bud light

[@Muppio]

Bob is always such a delight in these Monopoly videos.

[@popsiblebike21]

He's so wholesome

[@ellarose6105]

You right

[@andresclosser7987]

And Wade?

[@CaptainLuke]

yeah and it's so wierd that he doesn't get as much views and subs as Mark and Wade does.. I love Bob!

[@emmanieuwenhuis2688]

"Bob is always such a delight" stop right there, no more words needed.

[@oliverthedriox9602]

22:20 Wade was trying to say: "Yeah, you want my three reds for your one orange?" But Bob says over him: "Is that a good roll? I don't think that's a good roll." That's why Mark is saying "Yeah, sure, if you'll do that, fine!" to Wade after whatever Lixian thought was inaudible.

[@nick4021]

I love how when mark leans out of his camera square it looks like he’s looking down at the board 😂

[@goldminer1275]

Bob saw the path, he saw it this entire time. That was not luck mark got, that was bob making mark set up his victory

[@bummysalt2221]

You right!

[@maxvaughn5309]

@@bummysalt2221 You right!

[@Faizman311]

Mark even said it would be spectacular if Bob made his come back. And guess what He fookin did

[@goldminer1275]

Faiz Khan ya know mark screwed himself at the end of the game. He kept saving bob basically giving him a gateway to victory. Edit: Mark could have still won even though wade declared bankruptcy. He had the railroads which could had broke bob slowly. Also with the amount of times red was missed they are practically useless unless for a money source.

[@mumzyfulz]

1:25:41 *gets a high roll* Wade: If I was that High I'd be dead of overdose.

[@Kizerain_]

Wade said that, not Bob.

[@mumzyfulz]

@@Kizerain_ oof yep Im just either deaf or stupid

[@coffeesc1875]

@@mumzyfulz b...both, maybe?

[@sirpigeon5659]

Seeing the way Mark reacted to Bob and Wade hyping him up and giving him stuff is so nice to see bc he looked so damn excited 🥺 I like the little moments when they play together when they just all get along

[@justyennyyy9767]

This is the most cutest monopoly game i have ever seen, how they give extra "for a good stay" hahaha amazing

[@mckennalaird2398]

"What's wrong with my hotel?!" "It's GARBAGE."

[@bighillraft]

u right

[@hoodiecrunch1190]

U RIGHT

[@Marchpisces2004]

u RiGhT

[@CorndogCrusader]

U wrong

[@spidey1100]

YOU'RE RIGHT *AND* YOU ARE GOING TO LAUGH.

[@User-ju9rv]

Mark: suffers the firs half of the game* In a trade, Bob gives mark railroads. Mark: benefits from said railroads* Mark: starts to save Bob when Bob starts to die* Has over a thousand dollars for 6 turns Loses money to Bob Bob: OH THE KARMA!

[@isaiahhelgeson7834]

Dante Lave You Right

[@chromky7029]

*the plot t h i c c e n s*

[@didograce3531]

The more I binge-watch these three, the more I realize how supremely underrated Bob and Wade are This trio gives me life especially this video

[@poppythedogofwonders]

1:20:39 Underrated moment, made me replay multiple times "-Oh, no you didn't." " **Wheezy** Huuuh-huuuh" "It's only 500!" "HUUUH-HUUUH"

[@toastykabuto6720]

Old man grunting

[@KatLuvRtoo]

The “monopoly guy” sends you to the next property that YOU DO NOT own after counting your roll. So if u roll a seven, he takes you to the next property YOU DO NOT own that is after seven spaces.

[@YaBoiJayyy1]

Ok

[@acewildcard1243]

Mark said that already

[@geosb05]

Now that makes sense

[@theredblurb132]

Makes sense but thats so evil.

[@josephschultz3301]

In other words, after roughly 10 rounds of play "the Monopoly Guy" (Uncle Pennybags) is almost always evil.