Critiquing EVERY ridiculous NHL MASCOT

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By nature, a mascot is ridiculous. A grown person wearing a costume in which he or she has to look out of it’s mouth or chest just sounds silly. And god damn looks it too.
But no league has a crop of more bizarre looking people dressed as stuffed animals than the NHL, where some of their mascots look, well. Gritty.
And today we’re gonna tell you all about these cyborgs made of human beings, felt and foam.
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[@flclfan85]

Came for Gritty, was not disappointed. Can't lie, though, Gritty has grown on me and I love that orange bastard lol

[@zoesterlive2590]

Same

[@All2Meme]

Gritty looks like the love child of Yosemite Sam and Cousin Itt from The Addams Family.

[@waifubreaks1572]

Bailey the Lion is named after Garnet Bailey, a scout for the Kings who was killed during 9/11.

[@jacklowe74]

Imagine some kid asking where he got his name from and him responding, "Oh, I'm named after an employee killed in the worst terrorist attack on US soil"

[@Dylan-tu3fu]

Wow that's cool to know

[@montanarunser579]

Mascots are just furries who don’t want to admit it.

[@rroze3712]

Montana Runser they’re just level 2 furries

[@montanarunser579]

TopazHunter Oof

[@CharlieND]

Mascots are dignified furries.

[@Reckless-4800]

Mascots are furries who have landed jobs

[@keegankowalski3620]

The Virgin Furry vs The Chad Mascot

[@mkoerber44]

Gritty has kind of grown on me.

[@eat_6429]

Dam Son as a disease or a mascot?

[@mkoerber44]

Hully both kind of

[@RavenLunacy44]

He cemented his place in my heart after he ate it on the ice and shot a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun 😂

[@lukeyarasheski5510]

Gritty is the shit

[@whoofianbrony8804]

Lol Gritty. The meme we never knew we needed

[@hawker7488]

Mick E. Moose used to be called Mickey Moose. Then one day a smouldering, ominous black tome, made from human skin and etched with the blood of the innocent arrived at the Manitoba Moose office. Actually, it was just a Cease and Desist letter from Disney's legal department. Which is a Hell of a lot more terrifying...

[@eric.6653]

Mhm.

[@Nchinnam]

Gritty is the sole reason I still have hope for life and humanity

[@ikonswagster8718]

Same

[@zoesterlive2590]

Agreed

[@sierramccool6131]

Gritty Philadelphia Flyers Species: WTF Specialty: Nightmares

[@derpman7056]

Five points is here to make us forget how boring the Superbowl was

[@acidicredwolf5724]

Derp Man it wasn’t even a “good” defensive game.

[@derpman7056]

@@acidicredwolf5724 I agree the entire game was basically look a 2 yard pass! Now look it's a 3 yard run! Look again it's another 2 yard pass! OH BOY ITS 4TH AND 3 AND THEYRE GONNA PUNT IT!

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

I really liked it. Two defenses in a staring contest to see who would blink first. Especially when the refs didn’t call all of the pass interference on both sides it was just a brawl.

[@derpman7056]

@@theanonymousmrgrape5911 I don't know about you but seeing a top 3 offense punt 8 times is not entertaining to me

[@Flamingbro69]

But hey beware the Rams next season, as they may retaliate as much as the Dolphins did in ‘72 after their single field in Super Bowl VI, but anything could happen

[@supersasukemaniac]

The Vegas Golden Knights actually have a Golden Knight during their intros, how he hell is he not the team Mascot?

[@ranelgallardo7031]

He's not marketable to kids

[@violetoconnell8479]

I know right!

[@stephpadilla267]

True but they want chance because he represents a lizard and my home town is a desert

[@goldenrapter7587]

Am I the only one who noticed it was supposed to be the in the third line?

[@Fleurykelce]

@@ranelgallardo7031 dude as a kid I would've loved a knight

[@drewsmith3130]

Gritty is perfect don’t shame him

[@Ninjafossils]

Sparky the DRAGON Species: “LIZARD”...

[@leohabs0774]

The Best Mascots 1.Gritty 2.Youppi 3-31. NOBODY CARES!

[@taskdon769]

Only 3-30, James Dolan is still not a mascot, yet.

[@thegoomslayer2123]

I still don’t understand how these work

[@eric.6653]

Best Mascots 1. Hunter 2. Wild wing 3-31 tba

[@coreylineberry8557]

Stormy? He's a cool hog.

[@nightmareajbusheysomeonesy7499]

Creepiest: #1: Gritty #2: Hunter #3: Youppi #4: Stinger

[@imayinzer272]

My boi Iceburgh, save us from the snoozefest that was the Super Bowl

[@elchris8788]

Five points is the mascot for the dumpster fire

[@calebshapiro8565]

I love the Sna Jose Sharks

[@yolandahenriquez157]

, *San Jose

[@kingcrayon3668]

No. They suck almost as bad as their refs lol

[@yolandahenriquez157]

@@kingcrayon3668 you suck more

[@yolandahenriquez157]

Go San Jose Sharks

[@kingcrayon3668]

Yolanda Henriquez how though? I’m stating facts and you’re getting triggered you fat virgin fanboy.

[@godlikelobster0180]

You don’t wanna catch Tommy Hawk’s hands dude.

[@flclfan85]

Tommy Hawk ain't afraid to throw down lol #getthesewings

[@godlikelobster0180]

flclfan85 That’s facts

[@eliasanas6977]

bandwaggon

[@thisishandlenumber2048]

Whether you love or hate Gritty I think we can all agree that he is the perfect representation of the city of Philadelphia.

[@TheManny717]

This video is far better than the Super Bowl 1/2-time show... & I didn't even watched the game! :P *It's cos I took a nap after doing homework on a Saturday night/early Sunday morning.

[@joey69d]

No one ended up singing (and sounding like cats fucking, I might add) topless in this video, so bonus points there.

[@FivePointsVids]

Half time show was butt

[@TheManny717]

Oh. Good thing I miss it when it was air LIVE. :P

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

I thought Carolina's mascot was Huricanes Man 20 bonus points if you got that reference

[@Flamingbro69]

Nathaniel Levesque Urinatingtree

[@communisthanos0651]

Urinatingtree

[@bayareasportsfan04]

RRRRRRRRALEIGH!!!

[@jacklowe74]

Thank you for helping me to forget about Adam Levine and that shitshow that was the Super Bowl.

[@willflint5014]

Slap shot also proposed to build a wall around Pennsylvania.

[@marcuslaffey1637]

I found out that the Los Angeles Kings mascot, Bailey, is named in memory of Garnet "Ace" Bailey. He was the team's director of pro-scouting until his death in the September 11th attacks.

[@stenlind5270]

Gritty for life💉

[@ohgodnotme]

Love your content man! Biggest fan back to tell you that I wish u the best on your full time KZbin career!

[@FivePointsVids]

Thanks !!!!!!!!!!

[@864pescador]

That critique of St Louis sure aged well.

[@frankcostanza0]

Well I mean they still have quite the history of disappointment but yea the first cup makes it hurt a lot less took em long enough though

[@steezbuscemi]

as a Philly native i must say, gritty and the phanatic are staples of culture

[@HornetHKensa]

Most famous: Gritty Most Iconic: Youppi Most Strange: Nordy

[@itookashittoday1146]

Bro your vids are comedy gold 😂😂😂 keep it up

[@FivePointsVids]

I Took A Shit Today thanks bro !

[@dannywestbrooks7207]

RIP Atlanta Thrashers

[@whoofianbrony8804]

😭

[@SportsFan-vq9kk]

They might come back but in a different league

[@InflatablePlane]

Yep. I saw Thrash momentarily there with Slapshot ;v;

[@DuckOfRubber]

I despise most things that come from Philadelphia but Gritty is amazing. Tommy Hawk the night he fought the drunk guy was pretty cool too.

[@jacksonlehman25]

Been waiting for this one!

[@garrettmetalman5008]

Youppi! needs to hear your dope Manscaped! commercials!

[@therebelfriend505]

Gritty Species: WTF 😂😂

[@Jared7873]

It looks similar to Oscar the Grouch to me.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Do MLS mascots next!!! C'mon there's plenty of them!!!

[@NW475]

Anyone else notice the "Sna Jose Sharks" instead of the "San Jose Sharks?"

[@njk3498]

I completely forgot about the fever dream that was the Mighty Ducks cartoon. Thanks for putting that in my head again.

[@hokiemonproductions9558]

8:57 Is there such thing as blackface for bird mascots? Because oh boy does this come uncomfortably close 11:28 also, "Sna Jose Sharks"

[@Luigiawesome13]

He's a cartoonish bird. Are you implying black people look like cartoonish birds?

[@lukesnyder3213]

Ay gritty tuff

[@sergeanthattie9822]

“A urinatingtree level vertical” 😂😂😂😂

[@krakrex780]

I was wondering if you were going to mention Harvey, glad you did. Also who ever made Gritty is a genius so much marketing for my subpar (getting better) team this year.

[@jmarx3943]

Flyers won 8 in a row baby....all thanks to Gritty. His hunger for the souls of goaltenders has finally been satiated.

[@zoesterlive2590]

Tf lol

[@aidananderson8513]

Ah yes. My favorite team the Sna Jose Sharks.

[@xdgaming70]

5:43 No, stay right there. I’m calling the police.

[@stpbasss3773]

I burst out laughing so loud at the Carolina part and the Black mirror reference 😂😂😂😂😂 holey shit that was hilarious.

[@frank17adam]

Tux and iceberg be lookin club penguin

[@EvanEscher]

I had no idea that a lot of these teams even had mascots. Also nice touch on "fire prevention"

[@Pazara61]

Obviously I lost it at "Creasy". Well done.

[@rroze3712]

HE MADE A TYPO REEEEEE THE SNA JOSE SHARKS REEE

[@gageowo9527]

"Sna Jose Sharks" > Superbowl 53

[@fridgepuff1722]

Victor e greens name and the mascot himself is awesome

[@gus2189]

Well Louie isn’t the saddest man now

[@colt45yk]

“well, like gritty” well that’s my fav line ever

[@goodkidookcomputer]

Sna Jose Holy shit I live there

[@charlesmeadows6869]

Gritty > God

[@brentgranger7856]

Victor E. Green is a play on the Dallas Stars' main color, Victory Green, as well as (probably) Norman Green. I never really realized the resemblance with the Philly Fanatic until seeing your video, as I've only seen him/her from afar. Unfortunately, the Stars haven't seen much of the "Victor E." in the last few seasons. I'm just waiting for the inevitable choke job like Tree with the Pirates.

[@edwardioanciocirlan1489]

12:35 Are you sure your wife approves?

[@falloutfan6649]

That shot you took at my Red Wings gets a dam son! That really was cold but not inaccurate

[@pjwesell]

I’m not even that big of a hockey fan, but this video got me dying 😂

[@FivePointsVids]

Thanks man

[@zip1785]

The main mascot is Stanley C. Panther, Viktor E Rat only came out a few years ago

[@ishgrewal1328]

I’m dead this one was too good 😂😂

[@bombour2870]

Gritty was an instant legend.

[@Pizzamann34]

Sna Jose sharks

[@julianbell9161]

Everyone is talking about Gritty, but no one is talking about the Senator’s meth addict lion. I can’t believe that design got approved

[@marcuslaffey1637]

He looks like he just quit doing meth and is waiting to see a dentist

[@bayareasportsfan04]

As a Sharks fan, that Brent Burns roast was just too perfect 😂

[@blookat7927]

Iceburgh looks like King Dedede

[@LordBitememan]

*sigh* Yes, the Wings will not be making the playoffs this year. Just remember, though: Lundqvist is going to retire with three fewer Stanley Cups than Chris Osgood.

[@tylerpenberthy8523]

That was fantastic. Some nice roasted mascot fur, fur sure!

[@JoeyB-2001]

"Sna Jose Sharks" 11:27

[@sainlovesluppi487]

I knew i wasn't the only one who thought that spartacat looked like he was on meth

[@jaypritchett6846]

I named my puppy after Bailey 🥰 11:36 but I loved line about Burns! Lol

[@thebestofhockey8684]

nice video!

[@AidanMcLeodProductions]

Loving the crafty BrBa jokes

[@timberich1647]

12:26 now that's a good girlfriend! She laughs at him when he gets a pie to the face but then proceeds to not get mad but instead laugh even harder when her boyfriend shoves the pie in her face! 😂

[@axeulo]

Gritty: There's not much wrong with him, but not much right either.

[@skellylmaoo]

Imagine getting bodied by the mascot while drunk 😂😂😂😂

[@Beercat96]

No views, 6 likes. Illuminati Confirmed

[@caroline8019]

2:44 I.... That’s my name and... well.. I now feel violated

[@MrJrredneck]

The second Al the Octopus is back with the company that built it. It is down the street from the Joe.

[@TheEgganator324]

I'm still devastated from the super bowl

[@everetth-top4760]

You gave my boy....errr....lion, Bailey, some respect. Excellent!

[@clumsywaffle5454]

I love being a flyers fan because I get to see Gritty every game. He makes me believe in humanity

[@shitney9072]

you're hilarious lol. earned a sub

[@shitney9072]

also thank thank you for not shitting on nj devil lol

[@FivePointsVids]

Thanks!!!

[@jeremyanderson1139]

Now you need to make an updated mascot critique with the Seattle Kraken's new mascot, Buoy

[@ITSME-pu4ku]

Thx for being nice to my penguins:)

[@glennhadley4856]

The Sna Jose Sharks are my favorite

[@pumpkingreg6673]

Gritty is love, Gritty is life -disgruntled Flyers fan, winning streak tho

[@stephpadilla267]

Even tho you made fun of chance it made me laugh when you said "if the Thing and a lizard had sex" lol

[@catalystv7520]

Loved all the Meth references!

[@illiniguy34]

Will we ever see an updated version of this with the Krakheads finally getting their own creepy ass mascot?

[@SeriousApache]

Yeah, I knew i was right about what specie Gritty is.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Sports mascots main purpose is to market the team to children

[@taskdon769]

I think that the Rangers' mascot should be "Wild Bill".

[@joehung1552]

Howdy Wild Bill. Now I need to track down a copy of Eddie.

[@Reyrocksall]

Ouch, that shot at UrinatingTree's vertical

[@dumbwhiteproductions]

do one where you rate every nhl fan base

[@the1minus5]

Sna Jose sharks?😂

[@bearbullhawk5055]

I like the Mario reference when you talked about Chance

[@zoesterlive2590]

I see gritty I click

[@Nighthawkimage]

Sna Jose Sharks LOL. Oops with the dyslexia

[@davezanko9051]

Fun fact: Youppi! is bright orange in a tribute to the Expos first star player, the red-headed Rusty Staub, known as Le Grand Orange. Beloved in Montreal because he bothered to learn French when he got taken by the Expos in the expansion draft (having previously played for Houston). Seriously.