Fixed Elections Monologue W/ Craig Ferguson

Craig does a monologue on the subject of elections for TLLS W/ Craig Ferguson on 5th March 2012. Enjoy!
0:00 Intro
2:01 Fixed Elections
8:07 Outro
Craig Twitter: / craigyferg
Josh Robert Thompson (The Robot) twitter: / joshrthompson

[@AptNonsense]

He went off the air, and it stopped being a great day for America.

[@jamirimaj6880]

well, according to the man himself, not anymore twitter.com/CraigyFerg/status/1325127151759208449?s=20

[@roberthouston9272]

Underrated comment.

[@jamirimaj6880]

hahaha well he deleted this now because I think he already dislikes the new one too lol

[@SomethingCool51]

@@jamirimaj6880 What did that tweet say?

[@josephdietz3446]

I aas thinking the same thing that without Craig all late shows are just propaganda swill no longer funny just people that hate America I refuse to watch that crap

[@vitothepizzaguy7475]

Sometimes I hear a fly and I remember this show and I end up binging it for 6 hours , amazing

[@jakeando5642]

I hope this channel and all its videos stay up for another 40 years so I have something to binge when I’m 60 and remember the good ol days

[@vinyltapelover]

Jake Ando I can agree with another 40 years, but I will be 112 years old and probably will need to upgrade my v,a, issued hearing aids.🤣🤣🤣

[@cockahooppirate3788]

The fly is back

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

"Can never get rid of him, can ya?" 😉

[@leekuhlmann7064]

God I miss Craig!! The absolute best late night guy. No one even comes close to his Witt charm and comedic acolytes. 👍

[@syberphish]

*late late night guy

[@theboywithtoys5386]

After all these years he still makes me laugh, this man helped me laugh through some rough times and I will forever be grateful to the only t.v. host that done it right

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

HELLO TO ALL MY FELLOW CRAIG FERGUSON FANS!! BE SAFE, I WISH YOU WELL!!! I’M HAPPY WE ALL HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN GREAT LATE SHOW HOST!

[@SwankeyMonkey]

Yes, yes. And to you, a safe and *Happy* (better) *New Year.* Being like-minded in tastes, I just jumped over to your channel and gave you a Sub.

[@airtexaco]

Hi and thank you! Have an awesome day and see you here tomorrow!

[@SwankeyMonkey]

@@airtexaco _"Tomorrow's just your future yesterday..."_

[@davidbailey2639]

I agree. Give him more money

[@calebwitt207]

Someone mentioned this show would be great on HBO or SHOWTIME. He could make one show a week instead of five in a row. I would hope the show would have the same format especially with Geoff as a sidekick. I believe it would be a big success.

[@budroberts5929]

Especially with the ***** innuendo and lady guests.

[@itsalolmor]

@@budroberts5929 AY CARAMBA!

[@careful__Icarus]

Cinemax then. Just watched by scumbags.

[@soufianedoukali6467]

Craig Ferguson is one of most charismatic people in television history

[@GlennSSmith]

Second ONLY to Johnny Carson.

[@athanatic]

The Jaleno Fly: Brilliant to post this presently. I miss the Craig show so much!

[@NandiCollector]

Same here mate. 😐

[@echofourmike85]

He wasn't a Trump fan, but still miss his humor so much.

[@PHCNobody]

The new guy sucks. Stopped watching when Peter left 😏

[@PHCNobody]

Timely; we've been stuck in this loop for over a decade.

[@lovehatecomments]

Thanks for continually reposting. I bet people on YT coming across this would be surprised seeing a community following/watching CF content to this day. Miss you Craig!

[@RHTeebs]

I wish Craig would come back and do a podcast or something. He would be a natural.

[@RHTeebs]

@Mastema That was a sirius xm show

[@mp10s]

@r33mote I will send out an updated version later tonight

[@jordanadams4360]

He did a podcast on tiger belly with Bobby lee it was good

[@57shashanksharansrivastava11]

He has done it now

[@c.a.t4607]

Good to see you still buzzing around in 2020 Mr. Fly..

[@jeremywadkins5852]

JRT you are a legend for giving the world these videos. I watch them every night and makes me feel good

[@neugey]

This has aged quite well! Welcome back JL Fly!

[@7duke77]

Brilliance usually does! ;)

[@karolawatches]

Printing out that pic with the ferrets to use as a dartboard. Ukraine!

[@MatthewOliphant]

This comment applies to all the videos: Thank you so much for putting these together. I come here when I need a cheerup. Watched quite a few today.

[@nerfherder4284]

There just isn't anything as funny as this on network TV anymore. This show was just a hilarious, good time. And Craig is a stand up person who seemed like he really cared about people, when they deserved it 😁

[@TonyWhite22351]

It’s as if Craig had a crystal ball , who would have thought America would have its own ‘ want to be President for Life ‘ !

[@aperson22222]

Thanks for coming out of retirement to make such a salient and timely point.

[@rhiannejones3815]

We desperately need more Craig - late night is just not the same these days 😭🥰

[@Ravynwulf]

I miss Craig, he was authentically funny. We need him now. 💖

[@sparkle11231]

That's because he actually has talent. Not these late night shytes who just attack the same people to death.

[@STriderFIN77]

Craig Ferguson is Amazingk!

[@charles_wipman]

It doesn't get old man, thanks one again. Stay well up there man, take care.

[@LindaB651]

Ohh, bless you- I needed a laugh! (I miss Craig and Geoff!)

[@CrashForce]

Wow just as I was wandering around this channel once again, the fly buzzes past with a new upload! ;)

[@CrashForce]

Mr. Sheep “gonna be back in about 8 months eeeehhzzzzhhzzzzhheeeee”

[@tropickman]

Craig was never known as a comedian & for good reasons. He is a talk show host; that is his niche. You sense he leaves his comfort zone when he dabbles in anything else.

[@into_the_void]

@jaylenofly , thanks for these videos.. on bad days I just watch these Craig Ferguson vids and I always cheer up

[@chingaemos]

Welcome back. We've missed you

[@terraflow__bryanburdo4547]

"You can never get rid of him, can ya?"

[@backgroundmusik]

Really like the structure of your channel... With the grouping of interviews from single guests, makes it easier to enjoy the show. I'd love to see someone give the same treatment to Carson or O'Brien

[@MangetsuSAMURAI]

The legendary Fly returns! Perfect timing, there's no one I'd rather spend the end of the country with.

[@theartistbonez1930]

We will turn it around Biden is kissing off everyone

[@syberphish]

it's far easier to have perfect timing when it's scripted and pre-practiced... but I see what you're saying.

[@michaelkeller5927]

Things seem fine, but your cult leader with the small hands is still kinda fucked

[@kingtrode2255]

Jayleno fly dude, i'm european, i really like talk shows and always thought Jon Stewart and Conan were the Kings , glad to say that thanks to you i found another one and i can't really believe i was oblivious to this Genius. What i mean is , thank you for your work here bro ,i'm binging the sht out of it.

[@Gevaudan1471]

"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the vote." Accurate, especially now. We've a moral obligation to ensure a fair electoral process. If we don't honor our republic, we will lose it.

[@siwash99]

You're quoting Stalin ffs

[@PHCNobody]

@@siwash99 did you watch the video, at all? You look like such a fool

[@redfox7497]

@@PHCNobody Craig himself said that he quoted Stalin dude 😂

[@PHCNobody]

@@redfox7497 exactly

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

TBF, you fellas need to nix that electoral college bullshit. It's the most batshit insane thing ever. Just to round off the trifecta, I'd like to reference mountain lion shit on my way out.

[@4polosfilms]

Welcome back Mister Fly

[@bensiebert1997]

Last of the good late night hosts. This is the only host who could regularly make me laugh

[@domingogemigniani6785]

If you've ever seen the commercials of the charisma University guy talking about how to be the ideal person he uses Craig Ferguson's so often as an example which doesn't surprise me one bit. Absolutely unchallenged Talent....

[@argop4518]

The Bill Clinton impersonation never gets old xD

[@gmlviper]

This aged like fine wine. Thanks for the upload Jay.

[@courtneyraeradford7824]

Thank you for all your work on keeping this awesome show alive! Please keep them coming, doing a great job!

[@rex-racer]

Ever notice that in the movies, the bad guys just want to rule the world (or the galaxy), sit in a big chair all day, & have people feed them grapes? And if/when they finally get there, they’re bored.

[@Gustavo-mt1ho]

so true

[@whups1744]

I forgot about the ferrets and soft jazz. Ahhhh, good times.

[@seanwieland9763]

Smooth prostate.

[@Vazgenaguz]

Hello good friend Jayleno Fly))) Again and again want to thank you for the joy you give by re-opening Craig for all of us! Lately found out that Craig had a great energy with Hugh Laurie. Its realy fun)) would be great if we would have a compilation of them both! Thanks again)

[@euey7441]

Last night I literally thought to myself “I wonder if JayLenoFly will ever upload again” 13 hours later, here we are!

[@scotia7326]

Thank you, for everything you’ve done, Mr. Fly !

[@Polemark]

Thanks for uploading these videos... and constantly remind me just how much I miss Craig 😭

[@Cardiacmoment]

“ Vote early. Vote often!” 🤣 😝 🤣

[@seanwieland9763]

Especially the dead, like Geoff. 👻

[@tereasia]

Yeah! I filled my contractual obligation! Omg, good timing, Fly ❤

[@kmmara41]

Thanks Fly; just what I needed today. Keep up the great fun!

[@x87-64]

Are you gonna make any more compilations? This channel is truly gold. Thank you so much for the hard work.

[@Kirbz1692]

I love you JayLenoFly - couldn't be more excited to see one of your videos with a "NEW" next to it in my feed! Thanks for the great videos!

[@tawpgk]

Fixing elections, I thought this had to be 2020, not 2012.

[@tropickman]

bush 2?

[@MattChaffe]

Oh man have I missed this channel! Thanks for the upload! Love watching these classic episodes! It's a dull joke, but I'd love to see a compilation of when he does his 'now this and this are very different of course' jokes. Maybe do a series on running gags and such!

[@lemonielala3080]

I so needed this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@AZAce1064]

Never seen Craig Ferguson until I stumbled across him about 20 utube videos if this show in a row ago. I ask myself where have I been all this time, oh yeah I was asleep so I could go to work the next day. Look at all that commercial time I saved🤣

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

He’s baccccccck!

[@deeaniel5329]

Keep it up, I believe I’m speaking on behalf of everyone when I say that we love what you’re doing here and it’s a great thing bringing us laughs in this weird time I hope you’re gonna give us a lot of laughs in the upcoming holidays.

[@AFMMarcelD]

When this gentleman retired from his nighttime talk show host job, television died. Ferguson was the man, accept no substitute.

[@kofinnuro]

Glad you're back The Fly. 😉😄😄

[@fredherfst8148]

Perfect..thanks mr fly

[@jebidiahmeadows8131]

I’m so jealous of Mr. LenoFly to have access to all the Craig shows! I love this channel!

[@wilfordbrimley3489]

Happy to have you back sir!

[@wilmerpenney6366]

Fantastic boy do i ever miss this show. All other late shows pale in comparison. ⭐

[@funghouls5498]

Timely post. Luv it

[@peeravatp9632]

Hey Jayleno Fly can you do a compilation of the times when Craig said "The amount of times women said that to me" ? It'll be awesome

[@st3althyone]

Putin crying was priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@domingogemigniani6785]

I was beginning to get worried. The Man Behind the masterpieces had gone on hiatus. Although this video is now 9 months old so the worrying begins again......

[@whysoserious6590]

Replying to your most recent work in series (I think) to say thanks for it all. Appreciated.

[@Arcadeic]

Jaylenofly. Whoever you are. You are doing gods work.

[@TheUtkarshkumar]

Welcome back Mate!!

[@MrDeamon1]

If I find out who disliked this... So help me God.

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Whoever it is has five cousins.

[@Elgsdyr]

Will you point at them? Or perhaps "fix" them?

[@xeroanarchy]

@@syntaxusdogmata3333 and sleeps with all of them

[@MrDeamon1]

@@Elgsdyr Careful Icarus

[@ZEREEUSLY]

The Jay Leno fly has been missed!!!!

[@melodygn]

Excellent timing!

[@MiguelMartinezmtzzz]

God I miss this fucking show so much! Thanks for the video man!

[@Hermes_45762]

The king is back.

[@randystone4903]

Really wonder what Craig's show would have been like during the era of Donnie. He clearly understands politicians.

[@DieParaquats1971]

I miss this show

[@mrofftopic2802]

Oh... Craig you don't need to point...ever. You're the best

[@drumlord8772]

I can't even imagine what Craig what would have been doing with the past 4 years.

[@ThePinkPanth3r]

Hey bro, cool to see you post again

[@steveknows_420]

Whoa man you're freaking me out!

[@user-hv3mt9fh8e]

Miss his show so much! ❤❤❤ Oh, Craig❤

[@miguelguitarguru]

Welcome back my friend.

[@SwankeyMonkey]

I support/watch anything with Craig Ferguson, somewhat recently his *Celebrity Name Game* and *Join Or Die with Craig Ferguson.* And now, Craig is in a new show on TV network ABC in America, called *The Hustler,* which I suggest all to also watch and support.

[@Christoff070]

Hey JLF L, thanks for your relentless effort with this awesome man and his content. I think I've finally started understanding some of his flirting secrets! 1. When using double entendre and euphemism don't directly refer to the thing, and always make sure it is appropriate. For instance in one show I think it was Alice Eve in a revealing dress he says "..sorry I'm just having a hard time, that dress is very distracting. She says sorry. He says "no it's ok, it's more what's in the dress thats distracting". NOTICE how he didn't say "it's more those two things in the dress.." He didn't directly refer to her breasts at any point here or in the video. Yet it's obvious what he referring to. That's how he stays flirty, without being too creepy. We can all learn from Craig

[@cheerymike6166]

My absolute favorite late night host

[@HutcheyPoutchey]

Welcome back!!

[@HopSkipLimp]

I am Klaus...

[@ryanmj8968]

Welcome back yooooo

[@ChescoYT]

*HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE YOU TOOK DOWN THE 'bridget moynahan' GUEST VID WITH CRAIG!!*

[@Rebar77_real]

Thanks TJLF!

[@xJpacx]

Missed you bud❤️❤️

[@TrevzTv]

Come back Craig. Please.

[@dampdoily]

Thanks. Greatly missed.

[@giancarlogarguillo5038]

Love the outro

[@JimBluePiano]

His laugh alone brightens my day. He was one of last truly entertaining, humorous late night shows. Today’s late night shows are more about U.S. politics than humor. If I want politics I will watch the (depressing) news.

[@pjjankowski]

He's back

[@PabloMontero1976]

Hey Jay! Nice to see you again

[@iamgabrielf]

Just classic!

[@magicpowers]

Thanks guy.

[@JashanPreet-yq2sr]

Craig fegurson 💯💯💯 Best Talk show Host Period 💯💯💯

[@MidnightOilAndInk]

Miss this show tons.😂

[@vickyarnett6057]

I love this show

[@eddiecrane5647]

Greatest late night show ever!!!