"its not a casualty if its not a person" no truer words have ever been spoken, always got me cracking up, thanks for the great content
@smeni9495 Жыл бұрын
Hes literally playing the bad guy my guy hes roleplaying as an evil asshole
@LuciusDidus Жыл бұрын
Thats why russians haven't any casualty
@LeetleToady7 Жыл бұрын
@@smeni9495WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH WHO COULD’VE GUESSED
@omppusolttu5799 Жыл бұрын
@@smeni9495 Yes, that is the joke. So is also "no truer words have ever been spoken" as you may guess from the fact that he says it makes him laugh directly afterward.
@Sunny_Jace Жыл бұрын
@@smeni9495No shit Sherlock
@raptorofwar4415 Жыл бұрын
The four shrines at the end and the Skaven plague was strangely heartwarming. All those factions, united.
@KanuckStreams Жыл бұрын
The four factions of Chaos, undivided by conflict. ;)
@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 Жыл бұрын
kinda sad they didn't keep going and drown the world in Chaos with the power of Friendship* *they hate each other less than everyone else
@mirceazaharia20945 ай бұрын
@@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 And as we all know, Friendship is Magic. Magic that is not strictly regulated is Heresy. Therefore, Friendship is Heresy, and this suddenly makes a terrifying amount of sense.
@zephyrus2569 Жыл бұрын
5:36 Executing and replacing a defeated general, and having the replacement force the remnants of his exhausted army to attack again immediately? Very on-brand for the Dawi Zharr, well done.
@beastwarsFTW Жыл бұрын
I think they didn't actually kill him and instead took away his name and sent him to the Infernal Guard. Coinciding he's playing as Drazhoath the Ashen, the guy that runs the Infernal Guard, its basically forcing him to pay off a debt by working.
@empereurnico604810 ай бұрын
very soviet of you
@LordCrate-du8zm6 ай бұрын
Also a very Iron Warriors thing to do. Peter Turbo must have given them a TED Talk
@OR565 ай бұрын
He would fit right in in the Red Army
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus3 ай бұрын
@@LordCrate-du8zm Iam 90% sure the chaos dwarf pre date the iron warriors which is funny since that would make the iron warriors chaos squats in a round about way
@ReggieGames Жыл бұрын
I watched this 12 times before realizing it wasn't Markiplier
@TheGrimKleaper Жыл бұрын
PEWDIEPIE!!?!?
@griffinthebarbarian7954 Жыл бұрын
Ayy i watch your videos too
@denizseyhan1053 Жыл бұрын
@@TheGrimKleaperHOW DARE KLEAPER SAY THE NAME OF SUCH A RACIST INDIVIDUAL, UNSUBED.
@thethorpius2289 Жыл бұрын
Reggie clearly ran out of lotion.
@TheOriginalElkstone Жыл бұрын
Oh hey its the sellout
@randomguywholikesstuff6536 Жыл бұрын
Placing the laborers in the front certainly is one of the tactics of all time.
@WorldGoods Жыл бұрын
Stallin would be proud
@lolasdm6959 Жыл бұрын
a Laborer, a man of your talents?
@lucifersjob25211 ай бұрын
We need more hobs
@matthewhawthorne84119 ай бұрын
@@WorldGoodsVladimir Putin is currently doing the same thing👍
@Finia-vj3lx5 ай бұрын
@@matthewhawthorne8411 like how Ukrain tried to wipe 2 whole towns off the map for over 5 years now b/c they did not bow to a insurrection of the last real election :)
@GorillaNamedHosea Жыл бұрын
Imagine living a peaceful life and suddenly encountering this maniac who lets you work 22 hours and gives you something you might call food
@temkin9298 Жыл бұрын
Farmers looking at conscription then to the battlelusting guy who set him up to draft with him. Wartime M.R.I Constant possiblity of death Peacefull life
@RossCleveland42 Жыл бұрын
"it's not a casualty if it's not a person" is now my favorite phrase.
@digitalmstrmind Жыл бұрын
Legit came here to say this 😂
@drendy1550 Жыл бұрын
"It's not a casualty if it's not a person" was funny, but what really got me was 17:17 "The mortar ended the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have even been enemies"
@johnosborne1873 Жыл бұрын
The jokes, the gameplay, all of it. Perfect.
@axios4702 Жыл бұрын
You gotta love how lore friendly Kleaper's videos are, making the high king of the Dawi watch as they let loose countless green skins to pillage his land is definitely what a Dawi Zharr lord would do, the perfect revenge.
@Alpharius304 Жыл бұрын
You got to be carful though, OSHA Might send the Dwarfs of OSHA Mountain
@islandranger1359 Жыл бұрын
That's if he doesn't take OSHA mountain first.
@Alpharius304 Жыл бұрын
@@islandranger1359 True, But then he would have to get past hundreds of angry Engineers and Coffee Addicted Maniacs
@Donshades44048 ай бұрын
@@islandranger1359it’s defended by Taxus, Kell of the IRS
@K-i-p-p5 ай бұрын
@@Donshades4404 is that a d2 rreference?
@jaymontijo4209 Жыл бұрын
"Queeks only contribution, poisoning the water supply" Yup, that's the skaven.
@ScP-049-01 Жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when grim uploads
@namAehT Жыл бұрын
Well, good for us. There's bound to be some v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ _unhappy customers_ in the video.
@jewelangello8397 Жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@obuniaaron3700 Жыл бұрын
Very true
@Wolfkrieg-i1w Жыл бұрын
And reggie to
@Fi5hb0n342 Жыл бұрын
Aye I can agree with that
@atakanozalp Жыл бұрын
You are utterly the best content creater when it comes to WarHammer. Your ability to take situations in and out context, the mastership to look into stuff from such a perspective that you can create something funny out of thin air is mesmerizing. It is always a good day when you upload as many have mentioned. Best 30 minutes of my day. Keep up the good work!. I've been one of your first followers and seeing you are getting the recognition you deserve is an absolute joy!
@CptSheeva Жыл бұрын
Shoutouts to the fact that you've not only taken the time to list out the songs used in your video, but you've actually made timestamps of where they're used AND imbedded it into the video. greatly greatly appreciate that. Great work, great video, great vibes.
@lordcaedus8713 Жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget the game I played as Repanse de Leon. Early in the campaign, Thorek Ironbrow declared war on me. I wiped him out, but apparently word gets around. As a result of my short person genocide, all of the dwarves were at -1000+ in relations when I met them. For the rest of the campaign I was beset by dwarves, and the wood elves and the empire whom the dwarves roped in during the late game. By the time I got the campaign victory, I was at war with all of the Order factions, and trading with chaos dwarves and skaven. Truly the most chivalric Brettonian game ever.
@DivineSparta Жыл бұрын
"We had their direct counter; 240 midgets with shotguns." This line has single-handedly sold me this dlc xD Keep up the great war cri- I mean, content Kleaper!!
@TheOracleofClocks Жыл бұрын
That "climactic chase" was pretty funny, made me honestly chortle in laughter.
@343sinbad2 ай бұрын
Yeah that was good laugh 😂
@mitchell4745 Жыл бұрын
“Nothing to lose but your chains, I wouldn’t be so sure” is such a badass line😂
@sinwithagrin42435 ай бұрын
You know we're all on a watch list for associating with this man
@Sentron666 Жыл бұрын
Positive relation: +8 Negative relation: More pissed off shitless than all demons of khorne at once If you steal all their skulls
@rockethero1177 Жыл бұрын
I love how you just created an alliance of darkness and named it “CHODE”
@Fryboth5 ай бұрын
I was taking a sip of a delicious beverage when you said "lorge spooder". Mango smoothie came out of my nose.
@bignelly9476 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes it’s a good day when Grim uploads a Warhammer video
@Obsdragon Жыл бұрын
"Making ridiculous demands lime only being shot on Wednesdays... or food."
@MrTheSilentAssassin10 ай бұрын
“We built guard towers to keep our employees safe from the outside world.” Idk if it was intentional or not but I find it funny that the building he built doesn’t actually contribute to the defense of a settlement. All it does is raise Control and I think provides further vision of the surrounding area. But in terms of “protection” it doesn’t do jack squat lmao
@mrsquid1555 Жыл бұрын
I cannot express my overwhelming excitement for this video! It's Kleeping time
@panspanner01 Жыл бұрын
Welcome back Kleaper. You never fail in giving me second-hand schizophrenia
@nmmeswey3584 Жыл бұрын
"Just burn down the forest, whats it gonna do?" and a smash cut to a looming durthu just sent me 😂
@aquamarinedagger Жыл бұрын
We really should be taking tips from these economical titans.
@marvekthewarlord6448 Жыл бұрын
You should try winning as a pacifist, while convincing all your allies to kill your enemies
@Dragonage2ftw Жыл бұрын
Chaos Dwarves are so good. Their gameplay, lore, and aesthetics, all so perfect.
@scorpio0494 Жыл бұрын
Reggie and kleaper uploads within 2 days of one another? I’m occupied for the next 12 hours
@memesfordiscord6938 ай бұрын
21:55 to 21:59, Kleaper just casually drops a face reveal.
@oskarlange89992 ай бұрын
Whilst roasting dream😂😅
@daniilzobnev2131 Жыл бұрын
Wait wait, that face reveal caught me off guard! As always, amazing video, love the gameplay, editing and humour in your every video! Keep it up!
@toxicsww75607 ай бұрын
“The last thing we need in our market, is child labor. Because I can’t beat those prices.”
@buzzlightyearpfp7641 Жыл бұрын
Helmann Ghorst appearing was like when your previous protagonist becomes the new antagonist
@porkchop4401 Жыл бұрын
The amount of air quotes used in this video has me gasping for air after breaking a rib laughing. "How they could use such a barbaric institution, I will never understand" 🤣
@DAMMITKAKAROT6 ай бұрын
"it's not a casualty if it's not a person" -belka
@benjaminbrandis3756 Жыл бұрын
When the faction preview for the chaos dwarves first came out, the narrator consistently referred to the slaves only as unpaid labor force, making me immediately know this faction was perfect for Kleaper.
@Limbuny Жыл бұрын
28:56 "I poisoned the water supply, now enemy's dead. Yay"
@darnokx92779 ай бұрын
"In the game of rock-paper-scissors, the winner is usually... gun." ... Mr. Kloper speaking the truth once more.
@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын
8:47 "claiming it at the cost of "few" casualties" its so nice of bro to adopt Skaven tactics for the greater good
@Michael-kb2gk9 ай бұрын
17:20 “440 kills - Some of which may have even been enemies” spit my drink with that one😂
@SirDuoDai9 ай бұрын
i love your delivery and subtle jokes. Your commentary is by far some of the best shit ive heard in years. Im loving your content, i plan on binge watching your entire channel. Getting a bowl, and some snacks now.
@ThatMS Жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when the god of mischief posts another banger of a warcrime
@UT_SWAT Жыл бұрын
railway system extension is amazing for chaos dwarfs, instant movement between certain tier3 settlements, is VERY useful
@multiversegodttv708 Жыл бұрын
Everytime I see an upload by you my day genuinely gets better thanks for the great content.
@greenagoo10 ай бұрын
I knew exactly zero about this game but I was so invested in this story. Truly the mark of a great video
@NickAsNickName Жыл бұрын
The Skaven faction at Nagashizzar is one that only ever stays there, a defensive faction existing to protect a specific area, like that one lizardmen faction in the magical forest in lustria. They're never gonna attack anyone, only defend that specific settlement
@iielysiumx5811 Жыл бұрын
Every video this guy uploads is a banger, I loved the “just burn down the forest, what’s it gonna do? Walk away?”
@HermitRunner Жыл бұрын
0:36 yes yes shadow wizard money gang meme was prominent around the time the chaos dwarves came out :P
@jonathanwells2239 ай бұрын
putting Tretch Craventail in charge of "human resources" was just so perfect
@mathis5803 Жыл бұрын
"Ending the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have been enemies" this is true comedy
@DakkaScrappa4 ай бұрын
18:27 grimgor: i have da best waaagh and im gunna krump ya auto resolve: well yess but actually no
@jamesjernigan9266 Жыл бұрын
My new favorite channel. I’m also OSHA certified and I can confirm this is a beautiful video
@Michael-bb1cw Жыл бұрын
I think the Chaos Dwarfs are actually even more American than Count Noctilus von Washington was. Impressive!
@wumbology6072 Жыл бұрын
God the more I watch Kleaper and Reggie play total warhammer 3 the more I wanna play
@scandicwolf Жыл бұрын
Then you should, it's a really fun game! :)
@alexanderberg1553 Жыл бұрын
I wanted to make a geneva checklist joke but im not sure if any could ever be sufficient. Holy shit das some top tier content ❤
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Жыл бұрын
Thank you, good sir, for putting the music in the chapters, an act of true greatness. It is much appreciated, thank you very much.
@ATurnerMushroomHead5 ай бұрын
I like the reference to your Civ 6 video. Also, I really thought that the third goal was going to be a delayed War thunder sponsor! Would've been halirious!
@Mrbuddd Жыл бұрын
I’m glad I subscribed for such relatable content
@royalbluegaming7763 Жыл бұрын
I just realized your chapters link to the music you used. THANK YOU
@jojomicswagens8876 Жыл бұрын
Man, I can believe that they actually made Amazon as a faction in Warhammer, very cool!
@JoshGolus Жыл бұрын
It'd be fun to see you a total annihilation campaign with Morghur, the ultimate ward-saving siege engine/chemical bomb. Sounds right up your alley
@elijahxiong7991 Жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when grim uploads.
@mieze9022 Жыл бұрын
Never was so happy seeing a youtuber upload a vid
@samuelsedivy9453 Жыл бұрын
Great video ,your commentary/jokes and editing gets better with each video.
@Obsdragon Жыл бұрын
Finally, a new Grim Kleaper video, a d not long after a new Anti-Kleaper video and not long after a new Reggie video either
@abdulla2586 Жыл бұрын
Man your vids are really amazing and they sure did help me get through lots of tough times
@jonathanwatson4484 Жыл бұрын
watching this why overseeing the work of my dark minions, and sipping tea
@Lunaraia Жыл бұрын
I wonder how long it would take thorgrim to write out all those grudges at the end...
@1Jamesinator Жыл бұрын
Great fun video. I also want to show some appreciation to the Music creditting being in the video Chapters. That's a Giga-brain move right there.
@SH4D0SKU11 Жыл бұрын
I hope they make more factions like the chaos dwarfs where they mix races into the same faction Wouldnt it be cool to see what Clan Skryre would get up to if they combined their technology with the chaos dwarfs or vice versa?
@TradePrinceNodnarb Жыл бұрын
You cannot tell me that chaos dwarves are not American cowboys. Shotguns, big hats, trains, and a loathing for everyone different then them
@reeceskinner2776 Жыл бұрын
Great vid Kleep. Your vid’s have continued to get better and more entertaining. Keep up the good work
@geraldballinger64286 ай бұрын
"What are they gonna do? Get up and walk away?" Don't be silly, they'll get up and crush you into a fine paste
@Allen0wl Жыл бұрын
You know, the Geneva Convention isn’t a regulation , it’s a check list, and you got them all
@HittingBandy Жыл бұрын
Somehow getting all 4 chaos factions to side with you well before the halfway point of the video is literally the whole plotline of WH40k's Abaddon somehow (bullshit plot armor) getting all 4 chaos factions, and more, to side with him.
@themightywhatever4884 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, I couldn't care less about this game, but your jokes and editing are so on point I check your channel regularly to not miss any videos.
@Monkejump11 ай бұрын
6:05 “Ogres may be scary but nothing is more frightening than a flying robo cow” is my favorite phrase
@dagronborm2055 Жыл бұрын
i am thoroughly convinced that its harder to play this game without committing crimes against humanity (or sentient-creature-ity)
@dontale8176 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy another video! I will use this to improve my business tactics
@TinMan89537 Жыл бұрын
I love the Chorfs! Once you figure out how their economy works they get crazy powerful. Late game I had more money than I knew what to do with. But yeah, you gotta pluck out Ghorst ASAP. He'll take the damn wood elves tree and keep spawning out of it if you don't burn him out. After that its Grimgor. The asshole is more trouble than he's worth and loves to spawn camp all your caravans. Dick move Ironhide. Also its good to try and make friends with any and all chaos factions. Kugath is a good friend to have, but if you can get Archaeon its fantastic. He can be kind of a dick otherwise.
@esh_414 Жыл бұрын
The last 10 seconds of this video was the perfect cherry on top of the sundae. I have to admit that I laughed really hard.
@aznperson8 Жыл бұрын
...I really wanna read *DA WAAAGH MANIFESTO*
@jessl1934 Жыл бұрын
"The 'istory of all 'itherto existing society is the 'istory of class WAAAAGH!" And so on, and so on...
@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer Жыл бұрын
Helmann Ghorst has become an Eldritch being that refuses to go away at this point.
@JacobSky5110 Жыл бұрын
I get way too hype for new Kleaper videos. 😂 Raw talent.
@petergreyward Жыл бұрын
GRIIIIIIMMMMMM, I have a request, A hero/lord only challenge, like, literally no troops campaign, you can have as much armies as you want but no troops, I want to see a lot of OP builds
@YorkshireNachteinbruch Жыл бұрын
Love the vids mate, and their surprisingly being made quickly so well done again ❤
@John-Stark7 ай бұрын
This is the type of playthrough I want to go through, uniting several different factions, using them together in armies and smashing my enemies
@calciferscurse5445 Жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when Kleaper uploads. Let Industrialism take the world.
@mentrixlp1389 Жыл бұрын
I totally knew you couldn't resist to play the faction that is known to be the warcrimes underneath all warcrimes
@svenabel2987 Жыл бұрын
Chaos Dwarves is what you get when you combine Deep Rock Galactic with Senator Armstrong
@dingoonceagain65188 ай бұрын
25:44 "oh look we just got a letter! I wonder who it's from" *cue sickest moves in the east*
@pierreiiirlanda4051 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes and as a certain British person likes to say "Its perfectly balanced"
@danialnotflicker Жыл бұрын
The video that we don't deserved but a thousand percent needed. A perfect combination of perfection.
@maxrlx5467 Жыл бұрын
One of the best yet, keep up the war crimes Kleaper!
@jshadowhunter Жыл бұрын
Best way to play Chaos Dwarfs: Select any Legendary Lord and then put the 10h version of "Where there's a whip there's a way" song in the background.