Flamethrower Robot Dog Does More Than Just Eat Your Homework

Taylor Tomlinson invites Jason Ritter, Chloé Hilliard, and Moshe Kasher into the group chat! They get a glimpse into Taylor Tomlinson’s browsing history before discussing a terrifying new robot dog and a woman who was mauled trying to get a bear selfie.
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[@KKAkuoku]

Now we really need uncensored versions online after Moshe’s joke

[@TurtlesOnIce]

#AfterMidnightAfterDarkNow

[@mountainsmusicbeer5532]

"He's a rescue," deserved a bit of points.

[@zackattackjoseph7279]

A lot of points!

[@benchiaase]

We need an uncut version of this show!

[@BryceChillis]

“He’s a rescue” highly rated joke lmao!

[@antelope6826]

It’s cool that Taylor knows the mayor, but does she know Lisa from Temecula??? 😂

[@ElizabethT45]

Right?!? Did Taylor get invited to the State of the City of Temecula Mayor's Dinner like Ego Nwodim did? 😁😁

[@brocode113]

'Sure we'll air it, lets just bleep the whole thing.'

[@jozz2248]

Anyone read pixelated lips?

[@u-neekusername4430]

@@jozz2248 Commenting to follow this & in hopes that someone out there can. - I dream damn it! So unfair, let us at least read the lips!

[@JordiVanderwaal]

@@u-neekusername4430 +1

[@chrish3126]

It's possible that it was censored for KZbin and aired on the show. But I don't think we get this show on Australian TV so I can't say for sure

[@pierremaiden]

A sign in Canada regarding bear and grizzly attack prevention: Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them by surprise. We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear. Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear sh*t has bells in it and smells like pepper. - FORT STEELE CAMPOROUND

[@ElizabethT45]

Taylor does give off Midwest energy.

[@JoellePretty]

Fully LOLed at "throat tattoo of a In N Out burger stuck in traffic"

[@happypasta6]

No burning down the forest! Bad Dog! *hits with rolled up IPad

[@ethanmckinney203]

When my dad was a little kid in Florida, my grandparents saw a little black bear on the side of the highway. They pulled over and had my dad pose for a picture with the bear. The fact that I exist is a miracle.

[@Sara-xk1ns]

Lol mine was a trip to South Carolina and my mom wanted a picture of me on this weeping willow tree. She had me climb up so I could sit on the branch hanging over the water. It would’ve been a great picture, until my cousins pointed out the gator underneath me. At least this time I was old enough to understand danger and listen to the adults. Unlike years before when I was a toddler and posed in front of Disney…..in a fire ant hill lol I really do wonder how I made it to 38.

[@jamiegdubois]

The horror movie style music they put over that footage of the robotic rescue dog makes it 10x funnier 😂

[@freddogrosso9835]

Jason Ritter is a very wholesome dude.

[@prophetzarquon1922]

John Ritter's son.

[@freddogrosso9835]

@@prophetzarquon1922 Oh, yeah. I can see it. Didn't know that.

[@jamiegdubois]

He really is! He seems like someone I’d love to sit down and have dinner with and just chat!

[@jasperlevien5968]

He's like a normal version of Mac from Always Sunny 😂

[@Ivar2x4]

so glad these robots were definitely NOT being weaponized

[@johnnydarling8021]

When will people realize? Robots don't have emotions. And that makes them very sad. And then ANGRY!

[@mondaynightballroom20]

Wow, so I guess that crush I've had on Jason Ritter since Joan of Arcadia is still in mint condition

[@uninvincibleete]

i can't believe no one pulled a "these were not the booboos yogi bear prepared me for" joke

[@CLB30ROX]

Damn, now I need to know what the joke Moshe said was 🙆🏽

[@Redturtleclaw]

Right? Can someone ask him on xitter?

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Following for when someone reports back with answers

[@L_M_V]

Yup, you did it, you found *the first clip.* Next one is “Do NOT attempt” (Talk Show Portion)

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Thank you. First time in weeks I’ve even missed getting the first clip right

[@Iskulaatikko]

I wish they’d just fucking name the clips or something. Sometimes the playlists are even wrong, missing a clip or wrong order.

[@Shadow-Shell]

​@@Tonyhouse1168 Same here. Usually I get the first one easily

[@L_M_V]

You guys know the app with the red icon and a cute little monkey? After Midnight got a special place there and I do post a link to my fan made episode playlists (it’s earlier than on this channel) for each episode (only since this week and no promises for continuing that since I’m NOT getting paid to do it)

[@jess_ismore]

​@@Iskulaatikkooh no!! Did you survive?

[@lisadawne]

was Moshe's censored joke something about raw dogging the robot dog? 😂 also, worth noting that the 70 year olds making content & getting mauled by bears are our parents. aaaannnd now it all makes sense... 😅🤣

[@zzapel54]

I now also love her 😍 perfect vibes

[@jdrano2215]

You're gonna have to wait in line.. and btw, it's a long line

[@colepascua]

No new After Midnight this week? Please dont leave me 😭😭😭

[@alorahkr]

bruh what was the joke 😭

[@orenashkenazi9813]

excuse me the screen has a NAME, it's Taylor's Tabletson

[@prophetzarquon1922]

The conception of this is immaculate

[@jefferybushnik3057]

My favourite comic Motion Capture!

[@aceoftaes9266]

Lisa from Temecula

[@plokmko0]

Moshe nears a proper beard

[@mihajlo6]

Haven't seen Jason in many things. I get nostalgic hearing Dipper.

[@BoyAditya]

Taylor from Temecula? She must've known Lisa from Temecula 😂

[@stanford-nf4jk]

‘Three’s Company’ fan here. Jason is looking more and more like his dad, right down to facial expressions. I don’t t know how I never noticed that before!

[@UnderstandingDarkness]

Awww, John Ritter’s son?

[@JeffSchall]

Honestly, I can't see Jason in anything without thinking of his father. He's a good actor and seems like the nicest guy, but I get sad whenever I see him. #JohnRitterForever

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

He looks so much like his dad

[@Sahentry]

I love that Taylor's not proud of Temecula, but probably feels pretty good about not being from Hemet.

[@roryoutdoors5431]

MAATLOOOOOOOCK!

[@Dukie_2]

I think the bear thing happened in Transylvania because tourists feed the bears and I remember laughing at the ambulances for saying “smurd”

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Taylor knows Jordan The Stallion? Sweet!

[@zackattackjoseph7279]

WHERE CAN WE WATCH UNCENSORED VERSIONS?

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

I forgot he actually sounds like Dipper.

[@NoahStew]

Oh cool its Dipper Pine

[@orboobleck5366]

And he's trying so hard. I'm rooting for him.

[@nikandthepartz]

MOSHE 😍🥹

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Jason Ritter sounds and looks uncannily like his father.

[@JohnG500]

I know and Jason is a great actor too.

[@solvseus]

Darn, I was hoping this would be uncensored. But yes, I have been to Temecula purely for a wedding.

[@barrettpickett5603]

My brother sent me a picture of the rescue dog. Man the future is looking bright. And to the bearly get out alive friends. Mauled is such a strong word. He was just trying to put his arms on her shoulder for a better shot. Of course his claws are big.

[@orderthruchaos]

All hail The Screen!

[@TinyPlasticKoS]

Zendaya is Meechee!

[@junetrooper]

Bring Gabe as a guest now

[@martinmelhus7324]

Those robot flamethrower dogs are used by forest fire fighters to start burn lines to control fires.

[@randyc8771]

OMG Jason looks sooo much like his dad. 😢

[@richpeltier9519]

Wait, did Moshe ever get his keys back?

[@christianmaisch2613]

Who is playing Matlock? And What did Moshe say that got censored?

[@chrisarcher1146]

All hail the mighty liquid crystals!

[@YeeSoest]

They have WAY more dangerous dogs roaming freely in downtown Bucharest, guys😅

[@lifegood1712]

Wow, It is Tex Ritter's grandson!

[@AdrianColley]

Taylor's social media really exposes her as a wholesome angel. Or maybe it's the jacket.

[@mclovin2023]

Like this show a lot- I nominate Comedians Sarah Sherman and/or Chris Estrada to make an appearance on After midnight 💁‍♂️. Trying to ask nicely, for a friend

[@EATherridan]

Do you all see the claws on that bear? I'd go no where near that thing.

[@MadAboutBrows]

Still safer than a man!

[@Teeklin]

Why would you still censor the joke on the internet? lol

[@charlesguest6587]

Any lip readers who can translate Moshe's joke??

[@ChristofferETJ]

All of the words hidden by the bleeps would be fine to say on a prime time TV show in Denmark. Also in childrens' shows. "Land of the free," more like "land of the [BLEEP!]ed."

[@kate_6436]

wasn't there a guy who got arrested for using a flamethrower to melt snow?

[@chriswest6988]

If I saw someone with "cula" on their knuckles, even if I was in Temecula at the time, before I had a chance to see the other hand I'd think "is that a real word, and if so is it feminine in a literal sense or in the way sometimes feminine and masculine words are smaller and larger versions of similar things like caja and cajon? Either way, seems like a real messed up thing to permanently write on your hand." And only then would I see the other and go "oh, Temecula, where we are now, that makes more sense, but only barely."

[@krisztianunpronounceable]

At least Screen exists

[@charlescoussons9494]

You teed up a bear mauling and no one did #cocaine bear?

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Is Jason Ritter the HOT guy on Insatiable? Also, is he related to Krysten Ritter?

[@jamiegdubois]

He’s not related to Krysten Ritter, but he is related to John Ritter, who was his father, and his grandfather was Tex Ritter. I think he’s married to Melanie Lynskey. I don’t believe he was on Insatiable, but I could be weong. He’s been in tons of other stuff though that you might recognise him from such as the shows Parenthood or Raising Dion and he also the voice actor for Dipper in Gravity Falls.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

@@jamiegdubois ahhh he was in Another Period (just googled it), that's why his face looked familiar. And his brother was in Agents of SHIELD. And his father (John) was in Buffy. 😭

[@fbtx23]

At least let us read their lips! C’mon we like humor here on non network television

[@uninvincibleete]

temecula is the city rachel bloom would be singing about if crazy ex girlfriend were set in dried-up wine country

[@briansneary7535]

Huggz

[@johnjones_1501]

They are bringing back Matlock? Well if it gets Boomers to watch less Fox News.

[@JoshPhoenix11]

Chloé and Chloe are 2 completely different names. The é on the end of Chloé means that her name is not pronounced as Chloe. It doesn't even seem like she has a clue and has probably added it herself thinking it was sophisticated, as im sure she would have made a scene and corrected the pronunciation when she was introduced.

[@u-neekusername4430]

Or maybe it was her parents who named her.....OR the nurse filling out the form at the hospital (esp if a military hospital) spelled like that - happened to a friend of mine. US Army base hospital mother says Jenna, nurse fills out form (why I don't know but apparently hospitals used to do that) & writes Gina. Hard to file for a name change when you're not in a state long enough & each one is different. Then you're 18 & just used to it.

[@jimmyrade7815]

Completely different? I wouldn’t go that far

[@JoshPhoenix11]

@@jimmyrade7815 Afterwards I did wonder if I should have wrote 'specifically different', or 'distinctly different' rather than 'completely'.

[@JoshPhoenix11]

@@u-neekusername4430 Yeah ok thats interesting, I see what you're saying thanks for that perspective!

[@antelope6826]

Dude, the English language is pretty arbitrary about pronunciation especially with names. She probably knows the difference, was given her name by her parents, and just chooses to pronounce it that way 🤷‍♂️

[@Asnerlicious]

Matt Rife on After Hours would go hard.

[@MadAboutBrows]

Ew no 👎

[@BernardoMLala]

yes as in everyone would want him to go away so bad

[@Masonj919]

Ew