Louis Monologue - Saturday Night Live

Louis delivers the monologue. Aired 3/29/14
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[@mollyjenemcgrath1762]

The orchestra dudes laughing behind him are great.

[@lukess.s]

@The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. 1. He didn't commit any sort of crime. 2. He's not Jewish.

[@PiglipsMaximus]

@The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. fool

[@sonofgodsdad3227]

That's a band not an orchestra but yes, they are great :)

[@g00gle-]

Good eye .

[@23Devvrat]

Why do i look at the black dude to see if hes laughing at the black jokes. Its like i need his approval to laugh lol.

[@filled_soda]

"It's like...annoying." I love this man.

[@arbasali3476]

@Dion St. Michael you're SoOOoO kOooOoL

[@sabbracadabra8367]

@Dion St. Michael What point were you trying to make with that trainwreck of a comment?

[@benjamincachanaangel9446]

@Dion St. Michael It's funny how you say others are noisy while you're just vomiting insults without arguments. And I'm not answering you if you answer, 'cause I don't think you'll ever say something even a little smart.

[@okogao4659]

I LOVE HIS STARBUCKS WHITE GIRL ACCENT

[@deanmoore4337]

That's his black president accent

[@user-ux6iq7dm6d]

SAME

[@sunnyjim1355]

LOL, no. It's his whinney priviledged white SJW accent, and it's perfect.

[@sabbracadabra8367]

la la la LA la la laaa tired nurse who just did an 18 hour shift!

[@AColonDashSix]

LA LA LA poor lab tech working two 12 hour half shifts trying to solve nurses problems while they bend over backwards trying to blame somebody else LA LA LA Being a nurse isn't that hard 😒

[@YoureInSilico]

The chicken and the egg part was AMAZING.

[@AryaArcana]

Pseudo Symmetry cause it was the only joke you understood

[@IxumtheNaughty]

Can we have LCK back now?

[@MrPeteybelljr]

PLEASE!!

[@really9238]

You think like trump...

[@inikous58]

Really Are you talking to me? Cause i don t have any clue about Trump's thoughts.

[@ThanhNguyen-ky9vr]

He has the support from his peers. I think he’s gonna be back soon :)

[@willabrams9449]

All y haters can suck a bag of dicks

[@keepfeatherinitbrothaaaa]

Wow, that did not feel like 9 minutes...

[@ferise1]

There's never enough Louis

[@blacksheep5183]

Time feels faster if you're having fun.

[@Curtistoocool]

How has there not been a "That's what she said" comment here?? Faith in humanity -2 thousand

[@Curtistoocool]

@Jimmy Rustling Didn't say it, doesn't count

[@Curtistoocool]

@Jimmy Rustling /golf clap

[@AM-qw8zd]

"I've never been murdered" - Best standup line ever

[@Steve27775]

Wow, THAT's how you do a monologue! Best one I've seen in recent times.

[@Voltomz]

Honestly, this was so well said. Haha

[@Janinho897]

Louis CK is a guy who can go through the relevance of world hunger, the difference between men and women, the existence or non-existence of Heaven, The existence or non-existence of God, the reason why men are in charge and the woman's right to vote in America while making you laugh and appreciate his words on a super high frequency during his monologue. and in all that just under 9 minutes.

[@sunnyjim1355]

Yeah, he's all over the place - a sign of no joined-up thinking - which is why his content is trash. He is funny though, and that's his job. But his content is trash.

[@markozivanovic117]

Was just thinking about that. He's a genius.

[@colin141]

@@sunnyjim1355 what about his content being all over the place equals trash?

[@Waterinmenbenen]

@@sunnyjim1355 Trash content huh? The guy is a comic genius and a virtuoso storyteller. The only trash here is your opinion.

[@pianomarianopiano]

A b s o l u t e l y

[@afonsoregodeiro7878]

It's 2021 and I've found out about this man 4 years ago... And I just can't get tired of him, his sense of humor is amazing

[@ondrejlukac5769]

You should try his sitcom from 90's

[@AlcaTraZXG]

You know you're comedy is brilliant when the guitarist on the left is losing his shit.

[@Ezio9791]

The guy on the left is a bassist

[@dharanishb]

Because he's black? Racist!

[@Ezio9791]

Ravi Teja Not racist, when I started playing bass I instantly became black too.

[@AnOunceOfEvil]

you should try stand-up comedy

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

I watch him daily. I need my daily dose of his humour to cope with reality.

[@tonysburgers7223]

I could help with your reality

[@paudelamarianaoancea3761]

he is good

[@reddevil211287]

I am impressed to see a laaaydddyyyy follower

[@samramsaydrummer]

@@reddevil211287 was that a Bill Burr podcast reference????

[@reddevil211287]

@@samramsaydrummer why yes indeed :)

[@okogao4659]

"What happened to our mom?... What did he do to our mom??..." LMAO HAHAHHAHA

[@MAFiA303]

this is more of a standup than a monologue, funnier than SNL writers can be.

[@berlimett]

fun story: he was a writer for conan once ...

[@dylangray9965]

And David Letterman, The Dana Carvey Show, and the Chris Rock Show.

[@gamertechkid1490]

whats the difference

[@blackie75]

and yet, still not that funny

[@ZarkowsWorld]

@@blackie75 You are just a sad idiot.

[@gilbertebodin7840]

This man is so smart. Amazing words and logic.

[@b00i00d]

Love it how time and again Louis takes familiar material and somehow manages to find new twists and perspectives

[@theomegaconcern9564]

I'm sure Louie is writing a killer set that addresses all he's been through in the last few years. He will be humble and hilarious with the right amount of humility.

[@juliosamaniego6585]

And so he did

[@rajatbhat7799]

@@juliosamaniego6585 twice till now in his specials

[@daltonlambert1409]

What else can you tell me about the future? Don’t hold out on me!

[@bsidegirl9069]

Yup! Seen him about 3 weeks ago, very humble and frikken hilarious!

[@Subs1338]

@@bsidegirl9069 Saw a clip of his show at the Garden and he is STILL getting better

[@madspino]

like if you are looking for the reaction on the jokes from the 2 men sitting behind him

[@Bgbjsd12]

there are 4 actually

[@jamesonjunky]

Mads Jacob Sjagrijack every monologue lol

[@maop]

and the woman.. i always rewatch Louis's monologues everytime i can and watch the band behind laughing. They are the same in all these years!

[@oniseokriashvili]

You mean just a clump of nothing that makes a noise?

[@George-gg4pb]

I did but I won't like

[@Dearmylove_i]

I love Louis CK, he's probably my favorite comedian of all time. Brilliant and current and so funny!

[@ItsameAlex]

This comment hasn't aged well.

[@ItsameAlex]

I did it first before everyone copied me, but yeah I agree those comments are annoying. I process my annoyance at those comments by copying them.

[@urdouchbag]

You're pretty.

[@tutoantimaduro7749]

I miss Louis C.K. Fuck this dumb society. These stupid womens that complained about him should be the ones ashamed.

[@nelsonvontitfuk1471]

The Global Clinic- GlobalBiomedic Ltd. Fot what? masturbating in front of women with consent? He never raped or molested anyone. Do you even know how much is costs to hold prisoners? The country is already way over incarcerated with almost 2500000. Its fucking up the economy. The last thing your country needs is another 50 thousand non violent offenders. It can cost up 60,000 usd per year for one inmate. Is he a perv? Yeah sure, but thats not a reason to go to prison. That's fucking stupid and you put very little thought into the grand scope of what you're saying. Also, go take an English class. God damn dude.

[@KhanivoreQniba]

He's one of the best of all time. Let's accept his remorse and apologies and move on, the world will be much better.

[@TheTurinturumbar]

Nah, let's realise he did nothing wrong and shouldn't have had to apologize at all.

[@hola-sn7lh]

@@TheTurinturumbar sure sexual assault its nothing….

[@TheTurinturumbar]

@@hola-sn7lh no, actual sexual assault is not nothing. Asking if he can jack off in front of them and apologizing if he gets a no is not assault.

[@feYslYa]

@@hola-sn7lh assault lol

[@bsidegirl9069]

@@TheTurinturumbarI actually always felt this way. (Finally got to see him last month, so frikken hilarious!! Love this guy!

[@InHumanoXY]

Bring him back! I never get tired of watching his monologues again and again and again.

[@nipnipnip7508]

Always was, is and will be the king

[@abdullahceylan6689]

louie is awesome

[@MrUsidd]

Every night before sleep, i get my dose of dark humor from Louis. . Oh. Also after waking up. And also throughout the day.

[@beqasamxbeqa9004]

monologue saved this episode

[@SuperDjokosh]

great comedian

[@santishorts]

"I've never been murdered" always cracks me up.

[@salehal-najar6162]

It's July2020 and I'm still a Louis fan. There, I said it.

[@Kelarys]

The people that aren't really got their feelings hurt didn't they haha. So glad he's back

[@doranocnamora7433]

That voice is definitely lumpy space princess!

[@progyandas9650]

I’ve watched this a thousand times . And still makes me laugh

[@nichtswiezuvor]

GREAT monologue!!

[@neuron05]

Please let this man host again, he's awesome!

[@LanzeGames]

I'm always amazed how these musicians can transit from applauding to playing their instrument in, like, a fraction of a second.

[@Max_Coolman]

He uses physical side of comedy so well there at 5:50 with lifting his arms and then lowering them to create emphasis Such amazing story telling

[@MrRooney182]

Face expressions are on point two 😆

[@garymartens9151]

"somewhere in heaven there's a porch with a dead lady under it" Lol yes

[@Rekken200]

The whole wife-beater thing is on fucking point XD

[@jackpadz6079]

"What happened to our Mom?" - Louis C.K.

[@XarkoCZ]

Only a true man can wear wife-beater and child-murders at the same time.

[@jeffpesos420]

this actually made me realize how smart louis is

[@DeepSleepism]

I got the white noise machine, they live next door.

[@lp_grumpy]

"It's a machine that helps white people sleep at night..........because we shouldn't be able to." How did that last part go without a laugh?

[@xradical89x]

yeah he even paused for a bit there and still nothing

[@shamicentertainment1262]

They must not have heard it lol

[@mcshipreck]

best joke in the whole set

[@charlesolarte7104]

Kinda late but yea, I remember he joked about being racist (him joking about f*pping in front of women multiple times means atleast he means half of the jokes he tells) but he doesnt want to share what he's racist about. IMO he's racist against white people, and I kinda understand that.

[@andercoyote4170]

Slipped by everyone. Probably best line of the whole monólogo

[@OpalsandDenim]

If you're having a bad life don't say "My life is awfull!" , say "My weekend with dad pretty much sucks!"

[@MaeLSTRoM1997]

This

[@lubamovie5841]

I will always love him.

[@emedemarcela]

i am miss you so much Louis! come back soon pleaseeeee

[@loulouhj1104]

Can we have him back already !!

[@Isa11Super]

"You can't just go 'CHICKEN!'"

[@kevinklassen4328]

I mean the egg came from a pre-chicken.

[@alit8528]

he is the best

[@JamesSmith-cm7sg]

"I haven't seen 12 years a slave yet, I'm waiting until its on cable" 😂😂😂 fucking dead

[@LooxeY]

This was brilliant.

[@scootsmcgoots]

The King of Stand-up Comedy, Louis CK.

[@sanekabc]

But he's not funny. Likeable and amusing but not funny.

[@SHALAt22]

My two all time favorite SNL monologues are both Louis CK.

I wonder why this is not available in US, but available in Canada.

[@SidneyIam]

Louis to host Oscars 2016! YES! Can we get a trend going on twitter?

[@Tupemo]

I've.. never been murdered .... :D

[@annieranai2198]

Tupemo Yet.

[@Tupemo]

Okay I'm scared now.

[@annieranai2198]

Tupemo haha, sorry! I just wish he'd have said that 😉

[@leus]

That was a great segway

[@blacksheep5183]

I just love how Louis C.K.'s mind works, so broad observational skill. (Reminds me of his influence and my Idol George Carlin). I mean, he's known as the "masturbator" comedian, but, at least he admitted it and owning to his wrongdoing. (not being insensitive to his victims) And I will speak for everybody here, we just miss this fucking dark idiotic genius of a comedian.

[@ferise1]

He has jewish humor, it's so damn funny...l had a jewish friend like this. I nearly died of laughter.

[@froggy187888]

They weren't "victims" he asked if he could and they said yes. That's consensual.

[@jamesblunt006]

Time for Louis to come back!

[@ReddyCat1976]

Louis is the best😂

[@bsidegirl9069]

Absolutely love this guy!

[@canadachronic8803]

You know the comedians good when the band laughs just as much as the croud 😂😂

[@nobodiesband]

'Tell me about it I've been here since 1983' is the funniest fucking line ever

[@ImanBRad]

Louie to host Oscars 2016 ... anyone ?

[@ellllllo77]

+Iman B. Rad lol Bill Burr would be great to :p

[@terminal_wayward5755]

+Patrick Moreira Don't think he'd be as good as Louie, tho

[@Marvisification]

+Iman B. Rad lol I don't think he's an Awards show host kinda comedian but I would love to see that!

[@Josmi]

+Iman B. Rad louie should host Oscars, Grammy, Emmy...all of them.

[@AlcaTraZXG]

That'll never happen because he'll rip everyone to shreds and go home for dinner.

[@ZurSacheBitte]

He is so great!

[@123ShaaaaN]

I've seen these Louis ck monologs like 17 times... Louis ck is a genius

[@aryanairline]

love this guy

[@lucacalabrese5725]

How did a comedian made me question my spirituality?

[@squattingheads]

"she got her feelings hurt" is actually the best description ever. So true. One can get upsetaboit everything. Its notother peoples responsibility

[@hencohen527]

louie is the radiohead of comedy//hes like a theraphy session

[@noeliajaime7656]

My favorite comedian.I can so relate to him.

[@TheMarko3000]

this is amazing i love this guy

[@curzon176]

I love watching the band laugh.

[@patrice1345]

Great bits

[@leighb8832]

I have missed him so much. ❤️

[@Whoknowsuknow]

This Louis Monologue guy is funny.

[@sunzshotcuts1162]

Amazing guy!! Great monologue.

[@sophietheadventurer]

"child murder shorts" gets me every single time omg.....

[@user-ex3bh2pb6j]

it's so CUUUUUUUUUTE

[@ZARAGOLD]

))))))))))))

[@lowpassfilter9569]

Just continue producing, we love it.

[@mistaree5731]

This guy is fucking hilarious! born to do this.

[@ParisTNT]

Louis always brilliant

[@hadvarr8578]

Urgh louis we need you back mann please come back

[@maguiidalena]

Freaking beautiful genious Louie. Love you forever

[@leonardowolff2177]

Im from Brazil and i love american stand up comedy. I know a lot of comedians and to me this man is the best comedian in the world.

[@Dianimations_]

i watch this monologue like once a week, i quote it all the time it's fucking poetry

[@Camsik08]

What a great monologue!

[@123ShaaaaN]

the best thing about this video is the reaction of the people behind him.

[@arturoapm]

December 12,2020... louie is still Superb.

[@behradg4909]

7 minutes into the video and the bassist gives you that look ^^

[@donharry20]

Love this man

[@PureInfatuation]

Pure brilliance

[@welltrevisan]

This guy is a legend! =)

[@matthavens6638]

"helps white people sleep...they shouldnt be able to."... I hate when great louis jokes get missed by dull audiences

[@JbtSveZauzeto1]

What's so great about it?

[@steo4344]

@@JbtSveZauzeto1 whoosh

[@JbtSveZauzeto1]

@@steo4344 So, what's so great about it? Why shouldn't I be able to sleep?

[@zutejudd7603]

@@JbtSveZauzeto1 it was a great joke in itself and the delivery but i dont agree with the statement, ofc. Jokes don't have to be factually, logically, or ideaologically correct IMO

[@nirakshara]

@MattHavens That's absolutely right bro...!

[@marziefakoor6779]

love you Louis😂❤️

[@cyrusbryant4541]

This might be the best 10 minutes of stand up of all time

[@beardedhomie]

wooooooooow that was so good

[@fustino5]

THIS WAS GREAT! Send my regards to Louis.

[@PemaMendez990]

I miss Louis man :( he's my favourite comedian

[@lafemmegvantsa8154]

I miss this man :( comedy is not the same

[@srdjanbogunovic2277]

Louis CK is the best thing i have seen on television screen...ever! I had so much laughter watching his comedy shows : "Shameless","Chewd up","Hillarious","One night stand","Beacon Theatre","Oh My God" ...if you haven't watched it, you MUST! It's all outrageosly funny..and i remember this guy talking about himself going into standup and television business ..and saying "I have to make this shit better" ..Well as far as i know he nailed it forever!

[@natashamcavoy2432]

Love you Louis

[@Davi237f]

"I've been here since 1983, or whenever, I don't know when God started" I love those nonsense Louie's phrases.