the best PTSD-inducing experience since Vietnam | Aliens Dark Descent

[@FLEEKAZOID]

STOP CALLING THE XENOS MOMMY.

[@1ssunboshi]

Now what ? Gonna call her even harder

[@BerserkBanana1911]

whos gonna stop me

[@general.kenorbi]

no 🗿

[@wealthybone2990]

Why? They are technically mommies no? I mean there's even a queen but I'm willing to risk myself for some of that Xenoussy.

[@momachill2255]

[@rykehuss3435]

Those xenomilkies got me acting unwise. You think they produce acidic milk?

[@dabadman00]

If i had to guess it tastes like lemon milkshake

[@RazorTrap]

They produce yogurt.

[@dorkydragon5055]

Mmm spicy 😋

[@mongooseunleashed]

Jesus christ....

[@Googleisstupid-sk3hm]

Milk has acid in it

[@michaelbeck202]

Would be game of the year if the xenomorphs had significantly better and bigger, dare I say, thiccer budgets

[@teynryn831]

As thick as diablos ass from Diablo 3 cinematic?

[@omniriven9806]

Big Budget will be my main thing from now on

[@matteocdt5214]

i bet there are mods for that, if you search hard enough

[@tomsmith6379]

@@matteocdt5214 not even that hard if you use nexus mods

[@Rievven]

This man is either going to make it to Angry Video Game Nerd levels or get ban hammered by Big Budget KZbin Mommy so hard he never falls into a 20 year long coma.

[@StarmanStreams]

You're a googly eyed legend, keeping it really real. God bless, Pimp.

[@enzoresse8320]

Hey ! I'm the dev behind the aliens AI and let me tell you that your video is the best reward I could ever get after making 4 years of development. Thank you so fucking much for the laugh ❤❤❤

[@funkyfish1026]

True, a grenade launcher is the ideal hostage rescue wep.

[@LostEncountersHQ]

Just finished binge watching all of your videos after discovering you last week. So glad there’s new content.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Welcome aboard, Pimp! 😁👍

[@spinalcord6308]

Ending was so tragic for a crew that had so much potential. Rip Dontarius and crew, you glorious bastards. May your final stand be immortalized in the annals of pimp-history 😔 .

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Uhhhhuhuhuh, you said "anal".

[@NZobservatory]

Fleek, you're gonna win an Oscar someday.

[@Kronos0999]

Imagine still caring for sellout awards

[@NZobservatory]

@@Kronos0999 Do you ever cut yourself on your own edginess?

[@mati.benapezo]

"And the Golden Pimp goes to..."

[@SnackPack913]

These thumbnails are getting out of hand fleek. And we love ya for it

[@yodaddyrc1220]

Rest in peace to all of the pimps that sacrificed themselves to stop the xenowhore onslaught.

[@hubertino855]

That's one THICC thumbnail Xenomorph

[@terry5183]

Never change, bro. This is the shit that keeps me going.

[@mothmanprophet11]

Really love this format. Have rewatched many times for the good lolz.

[@jondon1079]

As an Alien fan, it is my solemn duty to rattle off about never getting Alien: Isolation 2 in every associated video.

[@Veheloth]

We will...eventually. i believe ripley jr is part of the upcoming movie/show plotlines so theyre in limbo to "stay canon". Just a theory.

[@jondon1079]

I mean... maybe. Unfortunately, because Disney now owns 20th Century Fox and thus the Alien franchise, I don't have very high hopes.

[@Veheloth]

@@jondon1079 isolation is iconic for that ai and atmosphere. They nailed it. Disney won't drop that cash cow and they have the means to make it even bigger and better next time around. There was talk about Amanda on the big screen but that's an even bigger what if. I'd love to see that happen, it's kind of a logical direction for the film franchise.

[@jondon1079]

Here's hoping! 👍

[@Zeno4XX]

I'm still waiting for a good console AVP, yeah, not holding my breath.

[@thebighurt2495]

I have not laughed so hard at a video in ages. Thank you for this. You made my day.

[@Cyrex_XIII]

I'm happy i've come along this channel, probs the only channel I be grasping for dear life consistently thru each video.

[@dabdoc3885]

Ive watched this video 69 times and can confirm it is a certified fleekazoid classic

[@bilson7523]

I absolutely loved this game... This review made my day.

[@guilherme5094]

Colonial Pimps deserve their own movie!

[@menaatefadly]

You are the first Game reviewer who makes good game reviews that are BETTER than bad game reviews

[@SolarisKane]

Because he's funny. You don't often see funny reviews of good games/movies.

[@joebeezy9471]

Best narration, ever. You and Best Guest are my favorite story tellers!

[@MarvinPowell1]

I subbed to this channel after watching the Saints Row video back in August (and it was a damn good video too) and this channel only had like 15-20K subscribers. Then, by January it blew up to 50K. Just last month in May, it reached 100K. As of today, July 2nd, 2023, it's at 124K subscribers. Proud to have been here since the "early days" at 14,000! *PIMPS RISE UP!*

[@nolilado5452]

Seems like "THIS IS NOT CANON" is not a good safe word.

[@DarkAbilex]

The writing is just too damn good. Don’t get me wrong The editing is glorious but man that script makes me appreciate this timeline a hell of a lot more. Can’t wait to see how much you turn the dial up once we reach the end of the year.

[@mattthornhill554]

The GoodFellas reference is just so good

[@Shyiev]

Lmaaao i love this channel so freaking much, thank you papa fleek

[@wealthybone2990]

Yes it's here finally! Fleek making a video on the newest Alien game and their Xeno mommies but to be honest I haven't really gotten into the Alien series with it's movies or games but I always wanted too and seeing this maybe I will. Also I will say I was interested in that Alien fireteam elite game so I might also be interested into this game aswell, looks cool and different but I also need to play Alien Isolation always thought that looked really good.

[@shadowdouglas450]

Alien Fireteam Elite is great time with friends but if you try alone you babysit synths so yeah its a really fun game. Working on the last Dlc now.

[@TheUbberman]

'Flew up so high that you could hear it slap gods ass, before it fell down.' Holy shit. What a line. Bravo.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Starship troopers: [Makes almost decent FPS] (everyone liked that) Aliens: "Best I can do is squad RTS" (Only a quarter the fans play it)

[@shadowdouglas450]

Aliens Firefight not bad it isn't great but i played with friends so that makes a difference.

[@shoopoop21]

its not an RTS, because you have no control of the marines, and cannot move them away from the squad. its a moba.

[@shoopoop21]

And for the record, you can play RTS games, and stuff like AoE2 is super accessible, you just choose not to because you're mid.

[@HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq]

Aliens has actually technically had some good FPS games if you wanna count Alien Vs Predator 2, how ever its near impossible to play that game now and theres no hope of a remake thanks to the rights to it being stuck in development limbo. Personally I think I might enjoy this game more than an FPS since I get to guide the marines and such. Alot more updates and this game might be my new favorite modern game, currently that title is held by Aliens Fireteam Elite. Still my favorite game is Alien Vs Predator 2 which I’ve never gotten to play.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

​@@shoopoop21Jesus christ, man.... 😂😂😂😂

[@colepeltier8472]

This channel is growing im so happy for you, youre fricken hilarious.

[@maubraymzoma6616]

🤣🤣🤣 The opening is enough for me to know i'm gonna love this.

[@sixtyinsix]

The greatest story ever Pimped, right here pimps.

[@DreadPirateFury]

It was a goddamn pleasure stumbling into this channel.

[@patrickblanchette4337]

Thank you for this hilarious video & for giving Aliens: Dark Descent the publicity it deserves.

[@Veheloth]

I cant wait for more content. I expect this game to be even more amazing by this time next year. Minus a few glitches and lack of endgame its almost perfect. The intensity is on piont, get it, and captures the stress of the aliens movie. Isolation did a good job with that too. Hell, even blackout did a good job with that. That game surprised me.

[@mister-BH]

How on Earth a singleplayer campaign-based game is supposed to have an endgame?

[@Veheloth]

@@mister-BH more content, new game plus, etc. New at gaming???

[@mister-BH]

@@Veheloth on the contrary, I play games since 30 years but BACK IN MY TIME not every game needed to be a game as a service grind fest for 100 hours+. A good campaign is enough and I miss good singleplayer games a lot. I hope for new content in future updates but I am glad they didn’t compromise the campaign for some “50 hours of randomly generated bullshit” type of nonsense.

[@kotzebrecher]

3:44 "And by payoff I mean our team got fuuuuuuu-" and then at that moment, with the perfect timing, I got a fortnite ad

[@bobrehann5015]

You are such an amazing storyteller. Have you considered a second channel to do movie reviews?

[@parkerwolf7445]

Just got off work and new video, god bless pimps

[@hershbackridin]

Fleek is a genius. nobody died? no movie. that billionaire submarine story will be a movie before 2030.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

You're goddamn right it will be. And I BETTER see some human jam being made in 3d, or by God, I will demand to speak to the cinema's manager.

[@tarnishedpose]

Hollywood: "We'll try to make it 2025"

[@hey-hl6vm]

crazy goodfellas like intro right there keep up the good work sport!

[@paulblart5358]

How is the diologue in this video so good? I was rolling the entire time. 🤣

[@B0redom13]

I’ve been patiently waiting for this blessing, yessir

[@anthonytrevino2546]

I’ll see you at mommy nun heaven pimp. It’s been an honor

[@arhael3594]

This is the video I will use as a review to recommend the game to my friends! Also, it inspired me to try ultra nightmare difficulty with aliens dealing +4 damage on top of base. Maybe then I will get comparable experience like in the video.

[@middenrat1433]

I just want Fleek to voice entire LOTR audiobook for pimps sake ...

[@gustavofring5674]

I got the game a few days ago and the video title is spot on

[@kuakilyissombroguwi]

Hadn't laughed so hard in a while. Keep doing the lord's work.

[@KamalaChameleon]

This is one of my favorite games of all time.. a real time XCOM w/ Aliens IP.. solid-ass gameplay. Superb level design. Excellent graphics. And all the Glorious Death!

[@davidhogins431]

Good to see fleek coming back to his rts roots

[@toastonline4]

0:49 I saw some SsethTzeentach influence here 👌

[@vincenzo082]

The pimp blesses us once more

[@dirtypenguin7950]

Damn Fleek, you even threw in a Waco reference in there.

[@superbrainz2357]

Got the game recently and man its fun as you hear an onslaught coming while desperately trying to get your wounded marines to the arc so it can blast them. While their not masterpieces the lastest few alien games we've gotten have been really fun and desperately need more attention.

[@ERBaruin]

I love how Fleek keeps getting PTSD from games like this. Also when is Risk of Rain 2 review pimp? You can get more PTSD from it too

[@1111Tactical]

Man, Fleekazoid truly is a real ass, 100 percent certified, OG top quality example of

[@LunarLegate]

The budgets for the thumbnails just keep getting bigger and I love it. Now, I believe there is some serious scientific research to be conducted...

[@radiantgriffin8799]

“So you’re telling me that an alien hugged all these faces?”

[@chainsawcharlie965]

Goodfellas reference within the first 30 seconds? GREAT TASTE, PIMP!

[@Reacher_2215]

That opening is comedy gold, pimp! I'm crying 🤣🤣

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

This game really is a lot like Pimpin'. You gotta know when to go in, when to pull out.

[@AkireRosales]

I loved this XDDD a perfect resume!

[@darrancoyle8394]

Just bought this for my brother. Thanks for the Colonial pimping, pimp.

[@jessylabrie9298]

this was good shit. Hadn't laughed like that in a good while

[@matttipton6009]

I absolutely love this review and have to buy the game now as it’s 50% off just to see if I can make it out or send some marines to glory!!

[@b.thomas8926]

The tech drone works as a life alert, too. You can fly it off somewhere then trigger it.

[@ejsteele8482]

Finally on game pass and glad fleek has no spoilers in this just good times and boy trauma

[@mustanizmy3678]

I'm already NINE days left to planet bombardment after risking 5 marines lives just to STEAL a computer chip from the DOCKS with zero ammo after wasting blowing up blockades on paths that I ALREADY PASSED earlier. . Your video reduced my stress level by 150%, it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[@thesfnb.5786]

Barely watched 5 seconds of a random gameplay snippit and already looking up the game on steam

[@MrSteaminbman]

Yo, I’m on vacation at OBX, and this shit had me laughing louder than the thousands of fireworks going off all around the islands this July fourth! I’d donate to ya but believe this! I got a dozen kids (give or take 9) and they require sustenance of the capitalist kind. So take a Gawwbless and keep making these fantastic videos Pimp!!!1!!!

[@Ckoz2829]

I had a passing interest in this game, but now that I know your marines can lose limbs and get PTSD, it shot straight up to must buy!

[@reidsimpson4213]

That's a genuinely good young Ray Liotta impression.

[@anthonyrinaldi1331]

Just started the game and am taking note for my playthrough here.

[@nathanenright3079]

Awesome stuff man

[@Kesssuli]

Thumbnail alone is mark of good taste.

[@twistsnakeanklesvids261]

The xenomilkers show you how something can be acidic and based at the same time.

[@Kilrathi01]

Fucking great dude! I was laughing my ass off through the whole video! Also, I feel your pain bro, I have no finger nails left and only on level 5!

[@pipq8809]

Great video liked and subscribed 😊

[@GreatCornholio93]

Holy shit, that Ray Liotta impression was incredible

[@arthasmenethil9957]

Never heard of this game before, not a huge fan of most table top games, but this looks like a brilliant idea for a game and looks just as fun.

[@zigfaust]

A Goodfellas cold open? Truly the pimp above pimps.

[@most_pragmatic]

Goodfellas parody opening was amazing man 👍🏻👌🏻🤌🏻

[@witherwolf3316]

You do make quite a few good points for Quality of Life features this game could use. Like a hold fire command, or the ability to evac wounded marines even if a scripted cutscene plays.

[@ebenezerspludge8369]

This looks fun. Would be great if it was like Helldivers and 4 players on one screen.

[@shadowdouglas450]

That's what I was hoping for when I seen the 1st trailer.

[@forever0forever]

Helldivers 2 being real and coming out this year still blows me away. Unironically one of my most anticipated games

[@shoopoop21]

@@forever0forever If I can't move away from the squad, Im not even bothering if its 1 dollar. That fact made every mission that wasn't defense suck terribly.

[@byproductofcheese]

That part where i couldn't pick up my turret's was tragic. Next level my guys got clapped.

[@Vo_Memes]

Can I get a coffee with Xenos milk- I mean just milk without coffee?

[@theknockingstar9649]

The clappining 🤣🤣🤣 that killed me

[@jacobjackson5062]

That was a nail biting sermon Reverand. AMEN!

[@docrock3234]

First time viewer, 22 seconds in…..👏…👏….👏….👏 editing and production. Wow. What a vid. It would take me 2 and a half days with no sleep to make a video like this.

[@yosakie]

I fucking love this channel pimps.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

Our guy.

[@4ScienceAndMetal]

That's some A Class narration right there

[@jaquastarr5877]

A mocha-frappa-fucko......this man, this pimp.....knows his audience. Spit up my food I was laughing so hard

[@Animeplayer]

Love the fucking build up! I need to play more tactics games.

[@TheTGOAC]

Another banger pimp

[@corsonforcas]

6:02 best thing ever

[@Whinterfell]

Ya caught me with the sexy xeno thumbnail, I stayed for the personality.

[@Hombremaniac]

Currently stuck in that mission where you have to disable some computer. Gosh darn it pimps, shit is hard so I´m gonna cheese it. Oh yeah and I´ve discovered the ancient art of setting up flame traps for Xenos. Those idiots will march into the fire provided you ain´t detected.

[@scarab5648]

Hope fleek get away just like AVGN do, the content they make is all about the absurds they show and say,if they get censored by youtube daddy I will become the big sad😢 Also amazing content as always fleek, pride to be part of the pimp crusade!!!