Random HELLDIVERS 2 Bullshittery

[@MildlyOCD]

Womble, you don't have to lie to us about your "food poisoning"; I'm proud of you for finally hitting puberty.

[@Sealionborn]

What a way to learn Womble has been suffering from Benjamin Button disease this whole time.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

To be honest, it kind of made him sound like Hannah Montana. The raspy, slightly higher pitched voice.

[@RubbaDuckie32]

My man getting prostate exam before hitting puberty

[@sabbathb6548]

His balls had to drop some time. Was surprised he had any.

[@Royal__Kitsune]

@@RubbaDuckie32 Hopefully it's a proper prostate exam and not him getting fingered by his doctor..again lol

[@SovietWomble]

Hello again all. Apologies for being stealthy this year. I felt compelled to work on a follow-up video essay to that one I did on The Forest. This time on Sons of the Forest, its sequel. I've finished the first hour, fancied a break, so I made this. Now I'm going to go back to it. You'll see me resurface near the end of the year with a large video in tow. Hope you're all doing well.

[@fredwupkensoppel8949]

"The" year means this current one, right? RIGHT? Just checking.

[@organicleaf]

ayoo, imma be rdy for the movie

[@coomtheslayer]

I JUST rewatched that video this past weekend and wondered when you'd upload next, looking forward to that!

[@RenVasTerul]

Oy, thanks for the upload dude

[@Mr.Noodls]

That's alright, we've come to realize that the lack of content means something big is coming up, so no rush with your posting 💚

[@RookieDad1]

Classic ZF, first thing you do is check if there's friendly fire

[@oneofakindconner7224]

Then proceed to properly perform friendly fire

[@SullySadface]

Make sure there's friendly fire*

[@userunknown4331]

Classic any multiplayer game

[@JohnTrustworthy]

Wdym? First thing he did was check out his teammates ass while he was bending over the holomap table. Now that's classic ZF Womble.

[@yessir6919]

ZF's standard for good games: being able to add your friends to the kill feed.

[@GarzaG]

7:56 The way the subtitle text for "Incendiary Mines" split apart was just priceless.

[@s70driver2005]

🤌👌

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Classic womble editing

[@pyroavok]

no wonder we only get 3 videos a year

[@GregtheMad]

@@pyroavok This small maneuver gonna cost us 6 month.

[@hurricanegriz8011]

Reminds of the Monsters Inc intro

[@Secarious]

I like how they were initially excited until they realized what that meant when Soviet informed them he'd unlocked a new minefield. "Oh! Oh...."

[@jacoblansman8147]

When I first started HD2, the minefields were my go-to stratagems. I never used them with intent to kill my allies and yet I'm sure my mines killed more allies than enemies.

[@turtlechief2169]

"Sorry for weird voice I had food poisoning" Me: "Oh how bad can it be? I'm sure it won't be noticeable." Sith lord Palpatine: "This is why he's being indecisive, he can't decide where to eat..." Me: "Oh!"

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Seriously. Never heard of a food poisoning that fucks up your voice.

[@KarIiah]

@@OctyabrAprelya I can imagine if you have to throw up frequently that does something to your throat

[@david5310]

most of the time when youtubers say that their voice sounds weird because they're sick, it's barely noticeable but womble straight up sounds like he's going through a second puberty

[@xTiessieman506x]

“Can you trip on this and die?” ‘Yes’ “I’m unlocking this immediately” Resonated with me on an emotional level

[@Gr3yCard1nal]

"I'm helping!" xDDD

[@nayhem]

"I've unlocked a 🔥second type of minefield🔥" (sad Helldiver noises)

[@operationangel7940]

Never thought I would see something as scary as “Cyanide’s found the napalm”

[@Murczx]

The effort it took for him to say it because of his voice really added to the delivery of that line.

[@dr.z7514]

ZF. Helldivers. I don’t even need to watch the entire video to know a good chunk of the deaths are friendly fire.

[@sigismasigisma]

And you were right!!

[@mpspc4bristol]

"Would you like to know more?!"

[@ethanor]

I mean, that's ZF in any game.

[@pyrotechnick420]

Rico, you know what to do

[@diogosousa7698]

Yup

[@cptn.penguin902]

7:58 the effect of the "incendary mines" text going all over the place was pretty neat!

[@didiera.49]

👏

[@iSven]

This isn't that hard to do

[@Flakeslayer]

It's timeconsuming to track every Letter to every nade. Sure it's Not hard but it's dedication to the craft.

[@problypanikd]

Womble can't hit a grenade throw to save his life in cs but he's a fucking savant in helldivers

[@RiverM8rix]

We have reached the Moment. This is the moment Womble goes through puberty. May he come through the other side sounding like Thor Hall.

[@NickAsNickName]

iiis that Thor "Goblin King" Hall, of Pirate Software?

[@peternatorrr]

Second puberty is a pain on the ol cords, but it'll be worth it

[@WhiteErFox]

You can almost hear Womble's voice as he reads this comment: "motherf**ers..." *sigh*

[@suburban-mech2107]

The one bug womble couldn't defeat: A stomach bug.

[@alphaone5406]

*Facepalm*

[@ImNotFine44]

Rest in peace womble. You will be missed

[@Mrstealth93]

@@ImNotFine44Better prepare the ZF PUBG eulogy then.

[@LucyFerr000]

@@Mrstealth93 will Digby be singing Amazing Grace on the background?

[@Mrstealth93]

@@LucyFerr000 I have no doubt he will. Maybe if a little cash is offered.

[@ralek592]

Normal youtuber colds: Sorry guys my voice is a bit weird *literally no difference* Soviet womble having a cold: Sorry guys my voice is a bit weird *IS LITERALLY A TEENAGER NOW*

[@DonPatrono]

well remember the time he got locked in his bathroom, and the firefighters who busted him out were called in because the neighbours thought a YOUNG GIRL was locked somewhere?

[@Spikebhaal]

@@DonPatrono Oh god thanks for reminding me and got me in a laughing fit again XD

[@HesmiyuMC]

@@DonPatrono "I'm free, but at what cost."

[@pawdaypay]

@@DonPatrono now you remind me🤣 Do you remember which vids? I'd like to watch it again

[@ivythunderstorm8971]

​@@pawdaypay Dayz BS part 14

[@ShaunOfTheDodd]

Have to give props to the editor for the 1:14 sequence. The subtitles are literally doused with flames as Womble is. Beautiful work.

[@reaper7511]

Womble himself is the editor :) The edits are his choices and work and they are great.

[@jeremyg2236]

He is the editor :)

[@KawaiiMr.Dimples]

That's the reason why we wait about half a year for each upload.

[@justadummy8076]

One of the few popular KZbinrs who actually edit their own content lol

[@mariefmsr]

@@justadummy8076 But also one of the few popular KZbinrs who upload once in a 1 (if we're being generous) to 5 months lol

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"What do you mean it explo-?" *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

[@scarface1367]

Bro remembered his password

[@cia5649]

dont worry he will forget it again

[@ruler255]

finally

[@Braindead25_8]

The price of peak quality

[@ISISareDemocrats]

This comment is great. Mainly because it’s not copied and or overused! I hope you randomly find $20 in your pocket!

[@StkyDkNMeBlz]

Womble finally unstuck his hand from his willy after mistaking glue as a lubricant

[@RainWelsh]

5:20 “what do you mean it explo-“ I feel like that’s peak Soviet there. Threw a nade, got blown up as a result. Really takes me back

[@thechroniclesofcriss942]

Soviet... Soviet never changes.

[@Intrepid_A]

Nice to see Vagrant spending 50/50 custody between his parents Russian Badger and Womble.

[@beanbag8449]

And Neytrix for some reason

[@Lecog]

@@beanbag8449 Don't forget the pig of lazers either

[@grimm29x]

MISTAH WORLD WIDE!!!

[@thorne6477]

​@@grimm29xMISTER THREE-OH-FI-

[@bluesbest1]

@@beanbag8449 She's the out-of-town cousin he visits sometimes.

[@Tymallfire]

1:46 How about a nice cup of *eagle screech* ?!

[@grimmashley8422]

Between the frantic, panic-inducing situations, how easy it is to get into fights with your teammates, and the over abundance of friendly fire, I want to see more of ZF playing this game ASAP

[@errantoverflow4828]

7:58 You absolute over-editor, perfectly tracking the mines for a 10 second joke. We don't deserve these videos lmao

[@hesus1474]

His background in QA will not allow him to make a shit video lol

[@LukeKimmell]

I love that everyone made the same "They fly now?" Joke

[@nj.7325]

whats the joke?

[@UndarZ]

​@@nj.7325cringy Star Wars dialog

[@SoraRaida]

8:20

[@rotciv1492]

Food poisoning has turned Soviet Womble into Soviet Weevil.

[@CocktailsConsoles]

Tying the subscriber alert to the dive action may be the most brilliant CTA ever created! 🤣

[@alien76]

Man, even in my darkest depressed hours theres these fcks making me smile

[@munic14]

Hope you're doing well 😊

[@NightShade1218]

Man puts more effort into his subtitles than most KZbinrs put in their whole careers.

[@SeanMirrsen]

The scattering "Incendiary mines" was a particularly prominent example.

[@bota6575]

The subtitle is HIS youtube career. Paraphrasing our favorite Indian ZF, any monkey can record ZF gaming sessions, cut it up, and upload it to youtube. The subtitle is the part that's hard to do. And even if someone tried doing it (few other ZF members have tried uploading their own bullshittery-like videos), it didn't come out as good as his. Only recently he started diversifying into video essays, so he won't be known as just "the subtitle guy".

[@ccznen]

The absolute indignation in Digby's voice when Womble lands his nades...*chefs kiss*

[@psychee1]

"What bizarro world am I living in where YOU land a frag and I don't?" xD

[@charlessaint7926]

You have to admire Soviet Womble's persistence. Even with food poisoning he'll still go on mission. That's what Space Diapers are for!

[@Moonstone-Redux]

It's Super Diapers, not Space Diapers.

[@AdamantAlex]

Cyanide is to Womble what Coulako is to Dinklebean: Come to the video for the main guy, stay for the chaotic accompaniment.

[@ryanstewart8157]

See y’all next year or something

[@alexjv1370]

He apologised for his voice but not his upload schedule 😢

[@ISISareDemocrats]

@@alexjv1370does he even love us anymore? 😞

[@P3rm4frost]

Fr 😅 see you 2028

[@KERMiTtehDOG]

"4 to 5 weeks"

[@Darkfyre1705]

It was nice seeing you all again. See you guys again in 2030, it's going to be great.

[@Sir_Stalwart]

"What do you mean it explo-..." Womble.... Womble never changes.

[@augustwinterman6952]

At least the grenade landed where it was supposed to.

[@LethalOwl]

The animation of all the letters of "incendiary mines" flying in arcs across the screen was just *Chef's Kiss*.

[@zubbworks]

I was thinking while watching this video that it sure would be cool for to have a voice chat feature in game, that was proximity chat, but also with the chat above your head like how he edits into the videos. You could customize your letters, and such. Rainbow letters would be 9.99 lol.

[@ParMan-oj8xr]

I wait in great anticipation for your next release! May you have a nice break and we will see you at the end of the year!

[@jopomeister]

You think you've seen it all when it comes to captioning and then Soviet pulls a "fuck it each mine gets a letter"

[@MrElrondmcbong]

7:53 that text spreading with the mines was chefkiss!

[@mistercasual4811]

Womble finally found the secret to throwing nades accurately, getting food poisoning.

[@augustwinterman6952]

5:13 I kind of want to congratulate Womble for getting his grenades on point.

[@foxxygradius7858]

It only took several years, a global upheaval, and changing to a completely different game!

[@kingofools]

The time it must have taken to keyframe the "Incendiary Mines" at 7:56 shows your sheer commitment to the bit. Or maybe just your love for FUCKING MINES.

[@ethren3344]

Every time Soviet uploads, I'm dazzled by the editing done to the video. I don't know if he does it or someone else, but it's phenomenal. The text is just peak comedy. Most videos like this are done chronologically, showing events happening as they do throughout the playthrough but the way they group bits together like the grenades and the diving is just so fun, rather than showing a longer video and those things happening intermittently. If that makes sense. WITHOUT ANYMORE RAMBLING, great vid!

[@reaper7511]

He does all the editing by himself. It's one of the reasons why these take so long to make.

[@EvadeDragon]

This might be the best timing for you to post a video, i have nothing to do except watch youtube and play games because im recovering from jaw surgery, while it may hurt to laugh or smile this video is appreciated

[@Prismaticlysm]

Get well soon!

[@soviwave]

best wishes for recovery :) definitely been in your boat before, used to watch womble when i was sick

[@valleyrover4958]

Nothin like some cozy content when recovering 😊

[@BasiliskDark536]

I know they say laughter is the best medicine man but...

[@SovietWomble]

Hope you make a very swift recovery EvadeDragon :)

[@BrynTheWizard]

Looks like all that artillery maths in Vietnam carried over to chucking nades in other games. What has been unleashed!? D:

[@diogosousa7698]

Idk i think we are in some kind of alternative reality 😂

[@asaguda]

As a Tarkov enjoyer (mainly SPT and fika now) I am a bit of a connoiseur of good grenade throws, and I have to say, Womble impresses me with these throws. :D

[@KawaiiMr.Dimples]

​@@asaguda these are divine intervention filled throws. Womble sucks ass in CSGO nades 😂😂😂

[@Noxvoyager]

As an editor, I truly appreciate how spot on your text tracking is.

[@MrMagpie36]

That fire 'FUCKED' 1:14

[@pirig-gal]

@@MrMagpie36 that **incendiary mines** 7:59

[@HesmiyuMC]

Worst Premade Ever does similar too :)

[@Unknown_Genius]

The power of actually editing it frame by frame, manual labor does pay off, probably not as much as it should money wise, but it definietly looks clean as hell

[@spk1121]

​@@HesmiyuMC: Hey, nice to see another WPE enjoyer! 🤓👍

[@Brett_is_Veng]

your vids are always a smirkfest, a pleasure to watch. This is how games should be played and id love to see more

[@eliteman7685]

You know it’s a splendid day when Womble’s posted a video. Thanks for the good laugh!

[@Holymollllyyyyy]

“Is there friendly fire? “ “Yes.” “GOOD.”

[@Arun-ft9gl]

Palpatine: I love Democracy. Soviet: I love Friendly Fire.

[@TheMartuxz]

I love every second in which Soviet is actually kicking ass. Arma 3 with his doomsday rounds, Rising storm vietman with his granade launcher and that "Stupid piece of paper" and now here, with the beautiful granading.

[@lucaseichler3140]

1:23 Piece of advice to PC helldivers: Rebind your stratagem keys to the arrows instead of WASD so you don't have to stop in order to call in stratagems. Additionally, bind the stratagem pull-up to right ctrl and you can do all your stratagem stuff with one hand.

[@えいきち-s3h]

I just realized when he doesn't have to babysit Cyanide, He becomes the troll.

[@Eric-vs2he]

Finally after all this year, Womble can actually throw a nade

[@yessir6919]

Welcome to the ZF Division, where *everything* other than yourself is a target. Yes, even the people you came to the fight with.

[@arthurbarros5189]

Specially the people you have come to the fight with.

[@arthurbarros5189]

Specially the people you have come to the fight with.

[@resurgam_b7]

I don't know why, but the trail of rapid fire lasers following Tom as he dove off the back of the walker was absolutely hilarious to me 🤣

[@merwanncharpentier453]

Best video of the year ! I was waiting desperately for Womble to post one like this goddamn it feels good to see ZF back !! :) Take good care Womble !

[@FBWL-u1r]

"I've unlocked a second type of minefield" Ooh? Oh... That was perfection 🤣

[@HeisenbergFam]

Soviet's uploads are like a holiday event at this point

[@cheshireshadow518]

i didnt think it was possible, but you went even CRAZIER with the subtitles, that's amazing

[@inoob26]

Up to 104 potential keys to choose for a "thank a sub" button Womble chose the Spacebar

[@jk56]

Left Alt is the key for diving in helldivers, but I agree spacebar would be hilariously dumb to have considering most games

[@inoob26]

@@jk56 or the need to type in general

[@WEARES0BACK]

I just said omg out loud when I saw the thumbnail. THIS IS THE VIDEO I NEVER KNEW I WAS WAITING FOR

[@erykross]

Ooooooo! Time for the annual video already? Honestly, super excited!

[@LegendaryMuffins]

As an accountant in my real world job, 2:33 had me DYING

[@jasonbrody1619]

BABE WAKE UP ITS A WOMBLE VIDEO

[@dominicjarrell283]

A womble video has hit the pentagon

[@CaptainRhodor]

NIce to see that Womble's affinity for explosives extends past his impromptu mortars in Rising Storm XD

[@Arvidus89]

7:27 Never thought I'd see a Bug's Life reference here of all things

[@Meechers4201]

sir, your content is on its own level thank you for making it and i hope your clan swells in popularity.

[@GenuineGuitar56]

Womble is like Sam'o Nella. Appears when needed the most. Leaves for a year.

[@robertlinke2666]

i cant decide if this is a food poisoning joke or not..

[@GenuineGuitar56]

@@robertlinke2666 have you ever heard of Sam'o Nella academy?

[@robertlinke2666]

@@GenuineGuitar56 i have. but samonella, is a bacteria you get from food

[@Guffy2403]

The "I'm helping" at 4:20 gave me insane Ralph Wiggum vibes😂

[@Dragonite33]

9 seconds up and we're here. My body is ready.

[@Skywalker95321]

Still to this day, SovietWomble is single handedly the funniest youtuber I have ever had the pleasure of watching. Seeing this video on my feed made me so happy before I even watched it. Then I watched it and my night got even better. Love the content.

[@LyuSapphire]

As always, hilarious and amazing editing. I wish I understood how you do this kind of things so well, especially with the "incendiary mines" part. This kind of dedication to your craft is amazing, because I know this ain't easy to do and is very time-consuming.

[@Clipperson]

8:33 That Starship Troopers reference!

[@NoisyDan13]

*me, running out of my desk job to the bathroom for the next 11 minutes to "poop"*

[@mattt0149]

must be one hell of a long "poop" if it took you 11 minutes to get it out

[@Eric-vs2he]

​@@mattt0149 yeah that Indian is something alright, not only did it gave him one hell of a constipation but also occasionally make him laugh

[@ClownyGuyToo]

Soviet womble videos are like a pleasant surprise that hits you out of nowhere, like seeing a shooting star

[@Giordino]

Womble actually being good with nades, what a time to be alive!

[@notabymirzan7933]

The legends return........ What a day to stay alive

[@elitetroops]

I feel like we need more than just 10 mins of this, I can't stop watching!

[@toby160]

he streamed it for hours go on twitch and watch the vods they are hilarious

[@legomaniac213]

6:30 This truly is the darkest timeline, Womble can actually use grenades properly!!

[@enricotraica3857]

Womble hitting nades is the least thing I expected in this video

[@StevenLandesVO]

I've missed these videos, they never fail to bring a grin to my face. Thank you.

[@MrMoorkey]

"Doing a Princess Diana." Not possible. You get to respawn after dying to friendly fire.

[@TheTaylorwailer]

Womble, you and your friends are absolutely hilarious right out of the gate. Your text animations have really improved over the years and I love them. So proud of you for aiming the grenades properly! 😂

[@NorwayVFX]

Finally, the annual Womble video, what a day to be alive...

[@islasornacommunications9179]

This man’s schedule is like interstellar short time for him but fuckin decades for us

[@NAVI-dw7xe]

Hope you feel better soon Womble!!

[@angelwa1fu]

i very much appreciate the editing work at 8:01 where the letters go everywhere

[@onyxlock336]

This game absolutely feels like it was made just for this video to happen eventually

[@Celphied13]

6:45 Yeah, like did the food poisoning given him an accuracy buff with grenades? 🤣

[@Xedigon]

4:13 Sometimes I forget Digi is part of both groups

[@MisterSickly_]

Without the text I would have thought this was just a vod of screaming but I realize how juicy this content is

[@svendewee9441]

This is one of the best video's in a really long time. I think the game is perfect for ZF

[@loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538]

Good to see that Womble is fighting for Democracy. We're Doomed

[@Prince_mt12]

Fck that his comrades are still fighting for money

[@Korgass]

00:08 Kinda ironic, when u didnt choose well enough and got food poisoning X)

[@daltoncolemanify]

"Actually competent with grenades?" someone forgot about the squares

[@sabre013]

I have prayed for a helldivers trip with ZF for so long.

[@611paladin]

8:27 "Rico, you know what to do!" It's so great to watch Womble quoting that from the 1997 movie Starship Troopers.

[@miguelosorio2230]

8:04 WOW! Amazing use of subtitles! How did you do that?

[@LordlyLua]

why does the sick scream add so much extra humor to your every scream?? I must scream, yet I have no voice to carry it..

[@BeachBum88m]

Oh gods as soon as I saw "SovietWomble" and "Helldivers" I knew what I had been missing in my life

[@陳浩瀚-w1u]

Never expected soviet would actually play Helldiver, it’s fucking awesome

[@skeedx4723]

It's been a while since I laughed this hard over a YT video. The bullshittery videos never fail to make me laugh.

[@latinpigboy9428]

Boy Womble’s have greatly improved over his CS:GO days lol