"Give it up, you 30-something" *W H E E Z E* that's the best taunt I've ever heard in poker
@mr.r43084 жыл бұрын
It's super effective
@BenevoIence4 жыл бұрын
Devilish angel
@Jinrou_Yumeno4 жыл бұрын
Alt title: Single mom spends weekend with her 3 kusogaki children.
@Syncopia4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a wholesome anime.
@Jinrou_Yumeno4 жыл бұрын
@@Syncopia Or... an Oyakodon doujin waiting to happen
@forgetfulcloud19144 жыл бұрын
@@yoursonisold8743 Huh?
@user-mileyo4 жыл бұрын
@@yoursonisold8743 you mean she already sext with shion?
@corogast4 жыл бұрын
@@Jinrou_Yumeno Continue.... *smirk*
@Vormelon4 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone in Hololive just subtlely takes shots at Marine's age every now and then lmao
@danielrezadilla96154 жыл бұрын
>Subtle
@Fate0254 жыл бұрын
The joke has become part of her personality by now. And its actually become a charm point. Comedian performers on TV regularly call each other out on their “weaknesses”. Such as calling a guy “short”, “ugly”, “poor” etc. And the audience usually love it, cause in between all the laughter it shows their humanity, and the audience can relate to it.
@k1r4exe4 жыл бұрын
nah
@FloatingGhost4 жыл бұрын
she's 17 (season 2), no implying otherwise
@Arashi2574 жыл бұрын
@@FloatingGhost So basically 32
@DragonFireStrike4 жыл бұрын
Marine: Lets go to JUSCO The others: Thats what my mom used to call it. Marine: *Metal Gear Alert Sound*
@beansoclock87484 жыл бұрын
「GAME OVER」
@BlackMetal-Clips4 жыл бұрын
Snaaake!
@thetalantonx3 жыл бұрын
That was like a Carbon-14-specific reference for her to have made, it was perfectly bad.
@pixelpastiche4 жыл бұрын
Kanatan can be careless in business deals and shady payment schemes because she will win it all back in underground poker games
@0DemonKiller04 жыл бұрын
Kaiji but it's a loli angel
@linnen_elm4 жыл бұрын
Kaiji but armed with the blessing of casino God
@Fatalzyntax4 жыл бұрын
Right? The energy manipulation screws wont pay themselves
@Usakumo4 жыл бұрын
@@linnen_elm She had the piece of paper with the O from birth.
@kneegga46774 жыл бұрын
This Tenshi remembers kindergarten stories, I don't even remember what anime aired last season
@radsimp57104 жыл бұрын
same
@namvo30134 жыл бұрын
I remember kindergarten a little, but forgot last ss anime
@Meonium4 жыл бұрын
I remember every Friday my kindergarten gives fried rice. Each kid get one serving and obviously I'll try to get my second serving
@treebush4 жыл бұрын
Really I remember quite a bit atleast 1 to 2 months worth guess it all depends on how impactful those times were
@matasa74634 жыл бұрын
Remember, she is PPTensai who got 20 on quiz.
@StrikeNoir105E4 жыл бұрын
That bit with JUSCO, yet another "yes, Marine is that old" moment. Also, Poker Professional Tenshi!
@boss.mimoto65704 жыл бұрын
I remember going to JUSCO a lot when I was young
@dandman93734 жыл бұрын
is that like the Japanese version of TESCO
@peepeegun4 жыл бұрын
@@dandman9373 More or less.
@cynthius65674 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much of a difference five years makes.
@MegaZeta4 жыл бұрын
@@dandman9373 JUSCO is like the Japanese version of Somerfield, meaning, no one in the home country's been to a grocery store by that name in about a decade lol
@mirokuaograces4464 жыл бұрын
Kanata so chill when talking, knowing Aqua is at least full house to keep raising. Lol, this is so perfect.
@siddiqhambali26734 жыл бұрын
you can see her pair is 10 and Q..which mean she already got full house when the Queen card was dealt and then when last 10 card show up, it raise her hand into 4 of a kind
@jirix344 жыл бұрын
I love how marine already accepts shes barely 30 now.
@tisisonlytemporary4 жыл бұрын
literally half the video was them poking fun at her "boomer" vocab and her trying to reason her way out of it, kusa.
@beansoclock87484 жыл бұрын
@@tisisonlytemporary its all over when she actually hits 30
@pzgamerch4 жыл бұрын
@@beansoclock8748 when she was 29 next will be 29 season 2
@codych.-futurevtuber46644 жыл бұрын
All those years of playing poker alone have finally paid off for Kanata.
@tvftw14 жыл бұрын
*3 10s on the table* Alright, someone has the 4th
@Yampiey4 жыл бұрын
well, to be expeteced from the 4th Gen
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates4 жыл бұрын
Got absolutely destroyed by Poker Professional Tenshi...
@AzureKite6194 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to work as a card dealer, I'll never get tired of watching people play Poker. Vtubers doing it is just icing on the creampie.
@pridossan4 жыл бұрын
ah yes. creampie, the only compilation that coco knows
@beanzz80154 жыл бұрын
@@pridossan lmao
@vishnu24074 жыл бұрын
AYYYY
@zane7704 жыл бұрын
any tips for the layman?
@whalesauce36473 жыл бұрын
QUESTION isn't the phrase "icing on the cake"?
@Necroneer4 жыл бұрын
Kanata's really good and Marine is still getting teased about her age. Love how Aqua was teasing Marine though with that voice as well. Happy Birthday man!
@equilintogo53784 жыл бұрын
Pro Poker Tenshi! That stream was hilarious; they played for 3 hours straight that Aqua messed up her schedule a bit lol
@4Wilko4 жыл бұрын
Marine's eyepatch is actually a magic item that suprresses her mighty magical powers. If she were ever to take it off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world. Or she just wears it for looks. Talking about searching for dropped tokens resonated with me.
@Deathmonkey3613 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "horny seal".
@icecream62564 жыл бұрын
"In kindergarten or primary school, i used to play poker with my mom or myself" Okay....okay sir....who is your mom ?, i need to learn how to grow my children in the future
@midoi81614 жыл бұрын
1:58 I love how the 3 just regress in age to gang up on marine
@noraiou4 жыл бұрын
Another Kanata "Playing Alone" Activities that have to put on the List What else and what next, Kanata
@derpwithmemes6944 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Poker Professional tenshi in action
@linnen_elm4 жыл бұрын
someone should make a compilation of her PPT, dafuq that shjt could fit so many title already...
@Arashi2574 жыл бұрын
Kanata was a former gambling addict ninja who gave to the poor. Explains why she's an angel now.
@bewaryofbug4 жыл бұрын
proof that there is gambling in god's house
@ElliotKeaton3 жыл бұрын
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." ~ Terry Pratchett
@RenoGW4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the TL, also happy birthday dude!
@cozeecofycat65313 жыл бұрын
Pirates apparently wore eyepatches so one eye was always used to the dark. It was kinda dark below deck so yeah
@prisuners62754 жыл бұрын
"The truth is, the game was rigged from the start". 🔫 - Amane Kanata, New Vegas, 2020
@ppang94 жыл бұрын
Seeing them playing things like these are really fun Happy birthday man
@kaetill3774 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday man, thanks for the clip.
@artimeia39584 жыл бұрын
So this is the reason why kanata is called King of Cards
@Pronessboss3 жыл бұрын
Poker pro Tenshi, she just cleaned them all out
@denkumoko49954 жыл бұрын
I'd call myself decent at card games but now that I see how kanata plays, I can only call myself a new player
@Odontomango4 жыл бұрын
"Give it up, you 30-something" **insert pokemon super effective sfx** Seriously that came out of a Ex-pure angel.... Deal SO MUCH DAMAGE
@inactive95444 жыл бұрын
In Kanata's case she was literally playing Poker in the womb, practically. Kindergarten playing poker?? That's incredible lol
@dwiney49024 жыл бұрын
Auntie Marine playing poker with her nieces
@PO-xk3qd4 жыл бұрын
I already appreciate her Now i just need to do it harder Okane doko?
@afuzaru69954 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, thanks for the translation. Here have a 🍰
@third12_4 жыл бұрын
Belated happy birthday man! Thanks for the Kanata TLs
@BloodEyesDragon4 жыл бұрын
-0:35 of course Aqua's opening hand is the "bachelor special". -Kanata confirmed river rat. -Wish I could've dealt to them back in the day instead of crusty geezers who all think they're WSOP contenders.
@troubledginger4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who went around the arcade checking the floor and coin return slots for spare tokens.
@tamjc90934 жыл бұрын
Lol I also used to do that when I was a kid but now they are using card 😂
@JulianDarkeCloud4 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And thanks for the video mate.
@blruha37534 жыл бұрын
HBD my man, I hope you get happy in your life :)
@YaeBocchi4 жыл бұрын
I played poker by myself too. it was awesome.
@Akendesuu4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉 you're such a king, thanks!
@stardustmaster1574 жыл бұрын
hbd dude! thanks for the translated clips as always!
@loganagle7464 жыл бұрын
Poker Powerhouse Tenshi
@kingofbel64994 жыл бұрын
Kanata: "We angels gamble a lot in heaven ya know"
@Addyboy01903 жыл бұрын
i was thinking that kanata had to have had a the other ten if she kept fighting that round and sure enough she had that ten
@Serjohn3 жыл бұрын
marine must be around 37 she said she finished college in 2006
@andrew105834 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday king
@lawliet6173 жыл бұрын
PPT Perfect Poker Tenshi
@Gamesmarts1943 жыл бұрын
I saw Poker and I thought it was Blackjack for some reason
@zkhonsaiyan4 жыл бұрын
Tq for the clip. I really want to watch the trasnlation of when Shion is there in Aqua's 24 hour stream. Tq for uploading this at least I can unserstand Shion a little🙏
@UnclePutte4 жыл бұрын
Canatan really plays like someone who has properly experienced poverty, treating her chips dearly without rushing into loose bets like some trust fund smurf.
@famielxing6874 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday FG
@Mamiya6454 жыл бұрын
Poker, play double 7s or higher and always fold below, develop a poker face and voice and body language even if you only play it online, to be prepared for the day you play it in person. (Source: Being old and regularly challenging people during the online-poker hype era around 20 years ago. $$$)
@mkross92144 жыл бұрын
happy birthday ghost!!
@KingShinyRotom4 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody pointing out that this tenshi played poker in kindergarten?
@X33Ultras0und4 жыл бұрын
Not with money, it's illegal in Japan. Any gambling with money in Japan is illegal, so it was probably with chips.
@Harbinger_CR4 жыл бұрын
Poker Prodigy Tenshi!
@asacocodealer40234 жыл бұрын
Kanata is such a sheltered child
@radsimp57104 жыл бұрын
POKER. PRO. TENSHI. PPT HYEEEEEEEAH also everyone bullying senchou was hilarious
@godlyBlade4 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I was looking for.
@Azem41444 жыл бұрын
1:54 "Omee no seki nee kara!" If anyone wants to know the original: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZDbqamPZ5p7osk
@inv33014 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!!
@Yenrei3 жыл бұрын
TL Note: Pōkai no Kanata was clever as hell
@ch-fk2gi4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳
@onionguirea49854 жыл бұрын
kanata be like: *SA SA KAKEGURUI MASHOO~!!*
@lostdestroyer84004 жыл бұрын
kanata
@user-ql3ud5gn9g4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh.. yes jusco... i remember that before they rebranding it to aeon ... Oh.. dang it.. that means I belong in the same age bracket with marine ...
@maqywhaq4 жыл бұрын
Prowess... She pretty much didn't have a hand till the last card... I'd call it luck more than skill.
@Moon-pt4cp4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@existingclaire4 жыл бұрын
Pro Poker Tenshi~~
@TethoSama4 жыл бұрын
Aqua is hyper focused...
@Lingling-im1hp4 жыл бұрын
Poker Prodigy Tenshi
@thegrim4184 жыл бұрын
Sheltered Card Shark Angel
@giancarlo69724 жыл бұрын
Las vegas tenshi
@dani-44374 жыл бұрын
happy bd my man
@part-timedebiru96814 жыл бұрын
0:13 I too play card games on my own
@SorairoNanashi4 жыл бұрын
But but but but Jusco still exists where I am
@Scionofgreyhaven4 жыл бұрын
Powerful Pokerer Tenshi
@Xhardrocker3 жыл бұрын
2:43 lmao
@nagumo_nagumo4 жыл бұрын
しまむらにも小さいゲームコーナーあったな昔
@longdo59104 жыл бұрын
Power Poker Tenshi
@OttozxKun4 жыл бұрын
Ah PPT in action Poker Pro Tenshi
@Penpen2crayon3 жыл бұрын
The eternal vtuber poker face: :D
@imstupid8804 жыл бұрын
>kyoukai no kanatan
@IETass4 жыл бұрын
Haby birfay
@Mcshane_4 жыл бұрын
Shion, was much accurate
@rozzain3 жыл бұрын
JUSCO?? yeap she's old...
@GENeralGremory4 жыл бұрын
Is it good or bad that I knew how the game would flow? I'm not into gambling but I do like playing the games related to it (to clarify that I like playing gambling games without the gamble, just for fun)
@matthewkeen62814 жыл бұрын
nice
@EroliveClips4 жыл бұрын
Did Kanata flat call the nuts in the last hand? Also, since the number of rounds is fixed, by the last round Kanata is already guaranteed second place. Unless I'm missing something, is there any reason for her to not go all-in pre-flop? I don't play much poker so I'm genuinely confused here...
@whiskey48934 жыл бұрын
Kanata had a clear read on Aqua on the Q turn. Aqua couldn't possibly have pocket 8s due to her bets on the flop so she must have either a 10, 8 or Q. Aqua's betting on the turn pretty much screamed that she had two pair at minimum, with a full house draw on the river. PPT gets the river and pretty much just strings Aqua with the nuts.
@gorigorigori44974 жыл бұрын
お担徐日おめでとう🎊
@randomsandwichian4 жыл бұрын
4 bakas and a PPT
@ae_free4 жыл бұрын
That one meme Aqua & Marine are referencing: nico.ms/sm4873249
@tsarvt4 жыл бұрын
TMT
@Nematoda4ever4 жыл бұрын
ahhh ~ just usual days girls bullying old lady because she's outdated....
@wesleykim17584 жыл бұрын
Is Kanata good or are they just bad? Seems to me like they didn't know when to fold
@gabrielcabral61424 жыл бұрын
Both to be honest
@WM_13104 жыл бұрын
Sasuga Poker Player Tenshi
@ivanpaijolin91284 жыл бұрын
5:20 how is that 4 of a mind. Can anyone explain?
@FloatingGhost4 жыл бұрын
3 10s on the middle thing plus one in her hand
@ivanpaijolin91284 жыл бұрын
@@FloatingGhost oh thanksss I forget that pair is actually based on number not color. seems like im watching too much aqua