FLOOD After The STORM: Could Have Been WORSE!

[@nickdunn5723]

A bloke from Barnsley was visiting London but he had piles, so he went to the nearest shop and asks the attendant "nah then lad,does tha sell arse cream?" Attendant replies " aye, magnum or cornetto?

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😅

[@kimannharper3222]

Thanks for the tip on the white vinegar around the van, I will do this on my static pitch. XX

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You’re welcome 😊

[@peterkent9745]

couldn’t believe my dad had been stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Peter kent

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😆

[@irene-liz-m]

Hello dan & mazzy, hendersons relish a yorkshire thing been out longer than you ,less than two pounds most supermarkets, look down the aisle with condiments sauces ect , good video again, loved your scottish trip ❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks for the tips!

[@tonyroddis751]

Those broken silver coloured catches on your sink splash back are to hold the sink cover .I've been looking on amazon and I'm thinking small door knobs would do the same for a lot less money.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

That's what l thought they were but mazzy said no.

[@traceybrown5657]

Hi Dan and Mazzy thanks for the good tips with mouse nibbling prevention all tips are really helpful

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You are welcome.

[@zoewheeler9857]

Thank you for cheering me up again both of you unfortunately still in agony may have to go back up to hospital or least contact my doctor, Dan know keep saying but just love the way you pull faces again put a smile on my face, have noticed the shorts been putting lately quite like them actually was a good idea from Mazzy about doing them, love you both ❤😊

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Get better soon 🤗

[@zoewheeler9857]

@ thank you 🤗

[@TheBraveFacedVlogger]

A Christmas-themed joke for you: what did Santa say to his wife when she asked what the weather was going to be like? It looks like rain dear

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😆

[@andysteptoe6310]

I would tell you a joke about some Butter, but I'll not as you'll only spread it.😊

[@andysteptoe6310]

I'll ask you this: You've been doing KZbin for 12 years or so, what made you decide to become a you tuber?. I mean until we had a motorhome KZbin for me was WW2 Documentaries or Heavy metal video's 😂

[@bernm1948]

Great video again. Thanks you two. Robins here pecking up plenty of mealworms! Love to see and hear them. xx😻

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@michaelawinkfield8762]

Love the chemistry you two have so witty 😂xxx❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@sueburns6984]

Mazzy, you're funnier than the jokes 🤣Keep being you ❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Agreed 👍 😁😂

[@wendyhodgkinson4164]

Hi Dan and Mazzy, I'm so jealous of your artwork lol 😆

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It is a bit special 😁

[@ToTheGarage]

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! Next What do you call a woman between two goals posts? Annette ! John Jo and Gracie the dog

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😅

[@debdeb216]

Same lots of arguments in this house threw the winter. I hate the heating on and hubby does 😂

[@TravelTrollsTV]

A house is different 😁

[@Lele-73]

I made a belt out of old watches? It was a waist of time 😅

[@ireneanderson3070]

Busy day Dan and Mazzy. Thanks for the vlog.Love to you both.xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@lorraineowen7978]

You both are really funny 😂😂 Loved it.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@acloserwalkwiththee8126]

Great video! ❤ Can you remove the bed over the table and install a sun roof?

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yes you can! But we aren't. It adds to the value.

[@sara-janecousins3589]

Great Vlog! Looks like I'm gonna up the anti on my jokes!! 😂 thank you for the great KZbin advice. I won't be doing vlogs. x just sold our house today, so our next step book a holiday over Christmas before we go into our MH for the start of our Vanlife!! I cannot wait...❤ love to Mazzy

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Have fun!

[@gavingiant6900]

Henderson's relish or Hendo's as it's known is from Sheffield, my neck of the woods. You can get an Owls or Blades bottle of it aswell, but i don't think you'll be getting one of them😉 (maybe an Owls one). If you really like it, you can get a 1L bottle of it. Just go to their page and have a look, but keep a/the small bottle to refill it. It's good with anything from a Sunday Roast down to a salad, or make a proper Northern Rarebit.👍

[@TravelTrollsTV]

I've been in the managers office on match day with Dave Bassett at Sheff Utd. And in changing room before the match with Brian Dean.

[@ToTheGarage]

Hi Dan and Mazzy. I know you don’t particularly crave product reviews. But for each of you, what would be the dream product or product type that if offered, you would say yes yes hell yes to? Who knows. If you say it on film, it might happen🎉🎉 John Jo and Gracie the dog.

[@Christine-z8w]

Great fun as always, thank goodness for some fun to make us all smile xxxxx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@MrIanLamb5]

Hi Dan love the trousers you have on I this video what make are they ease and where did you get them

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Dunno. Off Amazon.

[@JoolzHalil]

Love you guys, just watching you, glass of wine in hand, listening to the rain on the van, in northern france on the way home in the next week, thank you for the funny vlogs, feeling relaxed xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Sounds great!

[@d.5941]

Great video again. The two of you are so funny and cheer me up after work 😊 Danielle

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@michellebarriball1536]

Hi Dan and Mazzy, great to see you both. 😊. XxM

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You too!

[@paulsmith3338]

Hi Dan and jazzy could you tell me where you get that rodent spray from got the vinegar sorted like the vlogs

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Amazon.

[@bernicegardner4019]

Great video again, really enjoyed it. Thanks x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You’re welcome 😊

[@lindaphipps7415]

soaking wet carpet that will take a long time to dry Thankyou for keeping me amused of your day I know I lot of jokes but i am always get them wrong rubbish I am...sorry I can not help you out with my jokes....Have a relaxing evening curl up to a good book..Love Linda from Isle of wight x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It's all but dry already.

[@traceybrougham1849]

Loved the vlog, loving the jokes and Mazzys reactions, priceless 😂😂😂 never change Mazzy x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it 😁

[@Amannda123]

How is your ear dan 😊 love you both so much 💗 great vlog great couple 😊 😊

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Eh?

[@acloserwalkwiththee8126]

Mazzy i didn't get the right joke either 😅

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😆

[@somerspriggs4109]

Thanks!

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Welcome!

[@PhilGraver]

Has mazzy ever driven the motorhome

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yes..but only once with Dan in it.

[@rachelsandford2916]

I absolutely love the jokes and mazzy some go over my head too, Dan you make me laugh when you tell them so please keep these up 😂❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

We will try...for now.

[@MrIanLamb5]

Mazzy when are you gonna get the van ready for Christmas 🎄

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It is ready lol

[@8765ber]

Hilarious. Thanks for another entertaining video, Dan and Mazzy 😊X

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Our pleasure!

[@angelaharding1250]

Me art ! 😂😂 you're both just brilliant ❤ white vinegar is really good for cleaning, gets rid of mould too xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks for the tip!

[@JeansDolls]

Mazzy I love your reactions to jokes, it makes the jokes funnier 😂.. every 10 years our body changes, so in a few more years you can have your spicy curries again Dan.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yippee!! 😁

[@davidkennedy6773]

Love you guys i watch yous everyday your videos put a smile on my face .mazzy your a brilliant cook dan is a very lucky man having you 😊

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yes but Dan's very handsome, the best, hung like a donkey, a sex God.. and very good at answering comments 😀

[@davidkennedy6773]

😂​@@TravelTrollsTV

[@janetmccann6715]

Hi mazzy and dan fantastic video again just love watching yous no matter what yous do thanks for sharing ❤❤👍👍

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Our pleasure!

[@fredmoore2846]

Keep up the great work

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks, will do!

[@janeshort6108]

Great vlog.. love the new "art work"😂😂❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thank you 😁

[@janeshort6108]

@TravelTrollsTV ❤️

[@charliegibbo]

oops was just going to put a bid in , lol

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It's still available!!! £500k

[@anfieldroadlayoutintheloft5204]

great vid thanks for the great thanks lee

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@karendyba5213]

Great video xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks for the visit

[@trapper561]

Well done getting all those jobs done both ❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Mainly Dan though 😁

[@juliepownall1063]

Hi dan and mazzy weather has been awful not to bad where we were. I use white vinegar on weeds in the summer gone colder here now 1 million quid for a picture of a nana 😂 crazy 🤪

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You won't find one cheaper 😁

[@juliepownall1063]

@@TravelTrollsTV lol.🤣

[@helenwilliamson7099]

Nice art work, soo funny take care ❤❤xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thank you! You too!

[@metubegirl01]

I've been a long time subscriber since you and Mazzy were first together. Actually I'm just wondering, why don't you just go ahead and take the overhead bed out? It probably would require another friend to help, but it could be reverse installed and you would have a new motor home! Life is short. The project would provide amazing channel content videos! While you are at it, reconfigure your seating area, and the kitchen. Do it!

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Can't.. we have to think of the sale value for the future.

[@teresagibson9037]

You two always make me laugh x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Great!

[@GaryBowler-u9g]

As you love jokes so much Dan .... Why does Batman enjoy playing Solitaire? Because there's no Joker . That shouldn't go over Mazzy's head. love the vlogs keep em coming

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Mazzy shouldn't have to hear that one 😅

[@jaynes77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took me a while with the right but I got the otter . Oh mazzy its the way 🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he tells em

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@patriciawarne]

Hi great video❤️ 11:05

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Hey, thanks

[@unclebrenton4530]

Peace

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😃

[@peterkent9745]

just found out I’m color-blind. The news came out of the purple… Peter kent

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😅

[@juliepownall1063]

How do you ask a dinosaur for a cuppa Tea rex

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😆

[@Michellejack7215]

Hi Dan & Mazzy, Great vlog, love your new art piece Dan lol, it was really funny. Loved your new video Mazzy, the food looked delicious, well done. Looking forward to your next vlog, take care xxx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It's priceless.

[@andybrown223]

Nice video🎉

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks for the visit

[@lesleyhart3907]

dan what is a thumb nail. Lol

[@TravelTrollsTV]

The picture on the video before you click it.

[@Garyandfiona]

👍👍

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@LorraineBirch-tr3ky]

Also is Mazzy X Coming back soon miss your vids 😊x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

No plans.

[@resistantgeordie2636]

B&M's henderson relish! £1.50👍 happy days!

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Oooo llll have to get there.

[@LorraineBirch-tr3ky]

Any plans to wed or just a long engagement? If married at least Dan can stay longer than 3 months in Europe with you Mazzy 😂.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

February 30th.

[@LorraineBirch-tr3ky]

Haha nearly fell for that then I’m no fool lol 😂 x

[@xsue1967x]

@@TravelTrollsTV😂😂😂

[@jennifercartwright7278]

💜💜💜

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@traceybrougham1849]

A question, do either of you miss not being able to have a good soak in a hot bath?? That is something i would miss x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Absolutely!!

[@TonySavage-o7r]

My sister works for the gas board. Do you want to meter

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😅

[@rachelsandford2916]

I think you need to buy a new awning or maybe see if you can get a shelter one that goes on your campervan

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Why? Nothing wrong with our awning.

[@valerieclorley7806]

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@andrewfurber8968]

I liked the video

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Good man.

[@BOOGIEBOYWILLIAM]

❤ COMMENT

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks 😁

[@ValerieSmith-mg6cp]

When are you going to get married.? To lovely Mazzy love your blogs xx 0:22

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Feb 30th

[@emzlifewithlove]

Thanks Dan & Mazzy for the great video 😊 Joke - what do you call a monster wrapped in pastry? A Sausage Troll 😂 Sorry I tried haha. Em x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@chriscchristodoulou7147]

Fun couple my type

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@lesleyhart3907]

😀😀😀

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@paulharrison8490]

Coment..

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks 😁

[@Pamb-z7z]

🤣👍 xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😁

[@trebless71]

That banana needs to be in a frame lol

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Deffo.

[@jamescleary9244]

😂😂😂😂 that's a good tip about the mice dan

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Whys it funny 😅😅🤣🤣

[@bizzie1956]

Industrial Velcro is the stuff it’s so strong that’s what they use to put aircraft seat covers on with

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You have seat covers on your planes? I have sick bags.

[@bizzie1956]

@ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heathertonovic585]

I love your new artwork😂 i'm so jealous that i can't afford one😢 Thanks so much for the tips for getting rid of mice. Love to you both xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thank you so much 😀

[@PatannPatterson]

Dan the birds will be "flocking,"to see you, "chirping ".Dan the bird man is home again. Your wall art is so "apeeling",as it fell to the floor,Travel trolls fans going " bananas ",we're all a crazy "bunch". But Dan and Mazzy you make our day,we wouldn't want it any other way. ❤❤😊😅

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Birds are back now lve fed them.

[@chrissycanvasart]

Yeah I agree about the oven 😊but I get ya. Xx😊 I like your layout.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

It is better than most.

[@chrissycanvasart]

@TravelTrollsTV totally agree 👍 x

[@bunglebonce5354]

Loving your little shorts Mazzy, very professional editing of them, amaze balls

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Much appreciated

[@robjardine1273]

We enjoyed your vlog today

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@duncan1945]

Hi Dan, Love to see some outtakes from your videos, bet they would be funny. Tonight’s was very funny. 👍🏻🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Great idea..but we don't have any 😁

[@janebrandon]

Great video ❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Glad you liked it!!

[@scorpio1122a]

You guys are tge best. Thanks for the laughs

[@TravelTrollsTV]

You are welcome 😊

[@bevd8181]

Could you maybe move to a different pitch for the winter to try and get a bit of sunshine. The Nursery doesn't seem too busy

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Can't. My animals would get lost.

[@bevd8181]

@TravelTrollsTV 🤣🤣 never thought of that. You could hike over to them each day and eventually they may follow you back 🤣

[@deboraparkes3577]

Mice??? If you hear a scream one morning I’ve seen one 😳 Bringing some white vinegar next time we come over. 🐁

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Lol..don't panic, you never see them 😁

[@loriwade5368]

I think you can sell the artwork for more now. Didn't it move by itself? It's haunted. Big money!

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Good point!!

[@JaneSmith-b7c]

Dan Have you heard about the Saudi Arabian Saultan? He is buying all the Fish @ Chip shops in the UK. His surname is Saultan Vinegar 😂

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😆

[@peterkent9745]

If at first you don’t succeed…skydiving is not for you. Peter kent

[@TravelTrollsTV]

😅

[@Angel-002]

Am I first again🤔 When you were asked which famous person you would imvite to dinner, I thought you would have said Bob Mortimer, after he gave you a shout out AND you said you loved him. Poor Bob😢😂😂

[@furface9779]

sorry, but second & third are still podium

[@TravelTrollsTV]

I doubt you will win again. You were lucky.

[@Angel-002]

​@@TravelTrollsTV I think it's the 3rd time now I've been first......sorry furface😘

[@Angel-002]

​@@TravelTrollsTV I think it's the 3rd time now I've been first......sorry furface😘

[@ClareHopper]

Is it mice or rats aswell ?

[@TravelTrollsTV]

We will call them mice 😁

[@ClareHopper]

@ I had one in my kitchen cupboard under my sink (in spain) it ran out wen I opened the door 😂it was bloody huge 🤦‍♀️

[@bunglebonce5354]

Yes agree Mazzy, majority of youtubers have been doing it for years and years, before even earning the minimum wage! Im self employed and yes it has taken me many years to establish and 3 different businesses. It is dam hard work, but I like the lifestyle Maria (not a youtube vlogger, just a viewer)

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yes but we all had jobs as well as doing KZbin in the early days.

[@xsue1967x]

I loved the response to the million or 5 million, it’s just the same to us… ❤️ xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Changed my mind..I want a playboy mansion and a Ferrari 😁🤣

[@xsue1967x]

@@TravelTrollsTV 😂😂

[@sara-janecousins3589]

​@@TravelTrollsTV😂😅😂

[@dorinda8097]

Mazzy you should do cooking shorts as I love watching you cook and love watching cooking videos. If or when you move off the pitch would you like to stay around the same area or move further north or south of the country? I know you said you would not like to move far away from your families.

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Not sure yet. Probably inland a bit.

[@furface9779]

first

[@TravelTrollsTV]

🏆 🥇 🏅 🏆

[@bunglebonce5354]

Good evening, I'M STARVING eating my lamb roast dinner, with homemade cheese sauce on my cauliflower yum yum

[@TravelTrollsTV]

I just had a Spam sandwich. Now who's jealous! 😁😋

[@bunglebonce5354]

​@@TravelTrollsTV I used to have spam fritters, when I was a kid, I dont eat bread very often