Ridiculous Reverb Listings 41

[@skrugen]

Around '95 I remember a Musician's Friend catalog had Dimebag Washburn B-Stock listed as "These guitars may have some dings and scratches but Dimebag don't care"

[@HenritheHorse]

Dime would even scratch stuff in the music store and tried to get discount for it.

[@chrisluehr2503]

@@HenritheHorse heh heh good thinkin :) black tooth grin

[@topfloorstudio2684]

I remember that! Before internet when we relied on catalogs like MF & AMS! The order form said 6 to 8 weeks....😩

[@sonsauvage]

Now that’s good ad copy right there!

[@johngonzales8224]

The difference between a bass player and a pizza is a pizza can feed a family of 4.

[@SHENDOH]

Orale

[@cassdobbins1605]

I'm spending this entire episode watching X-Men playing in the back.

[@holstorrsceadus1990]

Which series? The 90s one?

[@sonsauvage]

@@holstorrsceadus1990 Look at the tv in the background. Yeah it’s the 90’s one with the famous intro song

[@Aceroxx02]

Listing 4 is an Epiphone Special II....they are well under $400 new and I have seen GC blow them out for $79 out the door! That guy is on crack!

[@zackvega9596]

This whole series is pure gold, but this episode was something special

[@dougiemanross]

💯💯💯

[@raviolitrail]

Nothing surprises me about bass players anymore.

[@I.am_Groot]

lol... for real tho

[@chrisluehr2503]

niceee

[@smelltheglove2038]

The random name drop is hilarious “Ola knows me by face”. Lol. Yeah, he looked at me once too. Hahahahaha

[@peehandshihtzu]

He looked right at me!!! LOL :)

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

“Ola knows me by face and took out a restraining order”

[@recipoldinasty]

Also its ola? Ye he a fan of dimebag but not related to dimebag, or is this a way to confirm its legit and not a fake cus ola would confirm it? Idk

[@jleighwolfe]

​@@recipoldinasty i assume its because ola can vouch for its authenticity supposedly. Ola did meet and form relationships with dimes surviving family and visited the house and all that. So. Its possible. Theoretically. Lol

[@king-kore-studio]

Thanks for the laugh on that Bass in the van down by the river!! 🤣

[@TylerJohnstonGuitar]

The British man that had “loo rolls” written on his hand had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

[@castleanthrax1833]

It would've been much funnier if it said "bog paper", but I laughed pretty hard at it too.

[@warlockbob5518]

"You'll be Living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" And selling your bass...

[@KMC5150]

Cool my peavey strings listing made the cut ! I have 2 packs of those unused when I bought my Wolfgang new in 98 , even a pack of the 5150's .

[@PikkaBird]

That Monopoly guitar is a mixture of excellent attention to detail and absolutely atrociously sloppy jank. Trains as tuner buttons, top hat strap buttons, and the other pieces as fretboard inlays ... Monopoly man inlaid onto the headstock. All very nice. Then you look at that shaky binding, the weird blocky neck pocket transition and worst of all- looking at it from the back, there's a full two millimeter gap between the neck heel and the body on the bass side.

[@djay6651]

Most of Reverb could be listed on one of these episodes. I'm gonna guess the van that bass was in also had some missing children hidden behind the loveseat.

[@darksu6947]

Hey little girl. Do you want some candy?

[@peehandshihtzu]

Gummy Bears!

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

Not live ones.

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

​@@darksu6947 No, but drugs will definitely make things seem worthwhile.

[@johnwalden7638]

I love how fitting it is that the "Van Bass" is from Florida

[@bzbzob]

Dude, the crappiness of your van as a musician is a point of honor. That person probably is an absolute master.

[@musicauthority674]

Trogly would be interested in that baritone explorer. because he likes baritone guitars and he has been a an explorer kick lately.

[@tarkenton3895]

The Thunderhorse explorers had a regular gibson scale no? There were silverburst 28'' scale explorers as well but those were a different run entirely.

[@kesis2203]

Fluff, when are you gonna talk about the new studio at living room? Are you building a proper studio?

[@kristopherkrahl1597]

Just noticed...is the gun in the van door opening the one they are going to rob you with when you show up to buy that filthy bass? Asking for a friend....

[@DeadKoby]

Man.... Listing 3. I have a messy workshop, and I sell lots of stuff. For taking photos I always put the items on a cleared & vacuumed area of the floor... so it looks presentable. Sheesh.

[@martianmurray]

Listing 3 looks great relative to its surroundings

[@peehandshihtzu]

Master product placement! :)

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

"What environment would best show off my cheap Ibanez bass? I know.... to the Rape Van!"

[@dangle.300]

For $10,000, I could finally afford to buy a dozen of eggs.

[@ethanrummel7638]

Love this series. Would be am amazing for you to do these live on twitch or something to have chat interact. Although I get it if that's not your thing.

[@APEIRON_MUSIC]

I hope that Thunderhorse wasn’t one of the ones that Brendon had stolen 😢

[@bmint]

I’m the guy that posts items overpriced but asking for trades.. people love me.. and it works well.. when I have nothing good I trade multiple items for one good one..

[@bmint]

We call the brighter more flashy guitars stage props.. and for a good reason.. setting the stage sets the mood and sets the show up for success.. you could call it set decoration..

[@unfair_potato]

Dude selling his bass, you can find him in a VAN down by the RIVER... BUT seriously though, he's living a bit rough. I'm hoping that he sells it.

[@peatmarshnotfound]

I didn't know Matt Foley got into music. The more you know.

[@worhed3722]

To be fair, it doesn't mean he lives in the van

[@hannahpumpkins4359]

The pics of the Ibanez bass look like the poor thing is being held hostage - and the seller is making a ransom demand! "Gimmie $800 or you'll never see your bass alive ever again!" LOL!!!

[@csnide6702]

😅

[@mookyshoots1]

Love the X-Men playing in the background.

[@myopicautisticmetal9035]

That is the bolt on $189 SG, can't play it and the flame thrower is fake, 100% fail.

[@benlogan430]

Mark the SG down just a bit more.

[@dayontapout]

I went through all the range of emotions with the flame thrower guitar including my Dads disappointment when we found out it doesn't work.

[@7pines77]

Honestly Dimes gear is pure shit in my hands. Those krankinstine amps had the worst sound I’ve ever heard in an amp. As for guitars. His rig is for his playing style and only in his hands do they sound good

[@Hello1982]

I known this also. I couldn't get his signature pickup to cooperate with me so my gold fish ate it

[@studio317live]

The Krieger photo is a bad photoshop… dude looks like a ghost sitting on a console holding a guitar unless that is the worst lighting ever for a photo…

[@In6Chunx]

lol I just never understood why they STILL charge shipping for some of these listings.

[@appalachianpunk]

Thanks for giving me something to watch while I should be working

[@failuretocommunicate4976]

Down by the RIVER!!!! lol 4:41

[@cpeplinski]

That bass in the van reaction wins the internet today

[@3days2retirement]

You know jimi, john, georgie, Eric, and Jimmy all painted guitars in the 60s with glow in the dark paint, markers, etc...WWJT?

[@musicauthority7828]

Trogly would definitely want that baritone Explorer.

[@ronchabot3449]

This has to be the best one yet 🎸😂🤣😂🤣

[@deandee8082]

you'd be pushing to get $6k if that was a Gibson SG.. an Epiphone? worth $100 more, so $275.............. TOPS

[@gilwood7530]

10,000 ...You could send it to Zelensky to prove your loyalty....First episode for me ...Had to subscribe !!! Now I have a goal ...WORKING FLAME THROWER !!!!on a hello kitty guitar

[@Noshimonoriku]

The Brendan Small was 24.75 scale... NOT BARITONE. Anyone watching this, don't go buy the Thunderhorse thinking ERG.

[@leifpaul]

Ace frehley epiphone budokan les paul ..only 4800 $ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i can buy me an gibson custom shop 1957 les paul custom for less

[@deandee8082]

saw that supposed Dimebag Washburn, Washburn had a US custom shop in 1995 ... BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. that be a Grover Jackson Washburn as washburn did not have their own custom shop in 1995, after 96 LArry English ran their custom shop in the same spot, Grover went on to other endeavors

[@gilwood7530]

It took me a second to say "Thats a van window" I'm dying LOCAL PICK UP ONLY ??? Walmart parking lot...But the grocery list WINS !!!Maybe they can meet up at walmart

[@stillpist]

I love the listings that say "from JAPAN" even though it's a Mexican made jazzmaster or whatever. Like wow, I get the privilege to pay a 50% markup and $175 dollars in shipping instead of the pedestrian way of buying it down the street from guitar center. Way more "indie" that way maaan.

[@csnide6702]

Want to get ripped off ...? - buy ANYTHING off Reverb & your wish will come true.

[@punkrockwino164]

For Sale: One mid 90's Ibanez SDR Bass $440. Pickup at the Van beside the river with "Free Candy" written on the side....

[@YouBredRaptorsMusic]

forget the bass, how much for the Van?

[@scourge34]

The Monopoly guitar. I hate everything about it. Especially the color. Horrid. 😂

[@emptyMan0]

You sounded exactly like the neighbour from Office Space when you said "Two chicks kissing" 😀

[@xisotopex]

reverb sellers are insane, but the buyers that actually pay are as stupid as can be... someone is trying to sell a casio cz-1 for $4000 when it has NEVER sold for that much EVER, and is certainly not worth that much, in any way either practical or otherwise... as audiopilz from bad gear says, "reverb sellers need to get a goddamned life..."

[@peehandshihtzu]

Hmmm... I can't think of one great Door's riff. I can think of great Door's songs and even lyrics but... Pathetic cash grab, agreed!

[@hekakain4108]

My favourite number I use when selling my guitars is £10.000.000 10.000 1000. 100. 10. I don't sell many guitars for some peculiar, and unknown reason. 🤔

[@9hk38f]

Its so ridiculous, how expensive Dimebag stuff is now! He literally played with cheap junk! His tone was thin as fuck!

[@Craig_Narramoore]

Collectables do bring stupid prices. And well they don't make them anymore LOL

[@doknox]

Perfect way to start a monday off work!

[@kristopherkrahl1597]

...or for some of us the perfect way to start a day AT work! LOL

[@gege9709]

I love robby, but this is the biggest rip-off i've ever seen- no one and their mom is gonna pay basically 6,000 for a 200 dollar guitar.....

[@paulxaviercyr]

That Monopoly guitar is kind of dope. It's not exactly how I would have done this theme but if it was hanging around my house, it would get played. Oh, and the ML star shape didn't really get any love until Dime passed away. It's a ridiculous size and shape to live with.

[@WalkenDead]

well, in the 10k category I'm going with the Explorer over the monopoly guitar.

[@TheStrykerProject]

The bass in the van in listing 3, just feels like someone swiped the bass. They live in the van and are hoping for some quick cash. Buy maybe that's just me being judgemental. 😐

[@zanzabar4ky7]

The thunderhorse is not a baritone. It is special since it is bound with BB1/2 and silverburst. Everything else is normal.

[@joelspaulding5964]

That looks like a storage space. The Ibanez deserved more respect. But: bass players. Playing bass as about my fourth instrument, I can attest that my respect for all finer points of life, health and hygiene decrease in proportion to the amount of time dorking around in the F-cleff.

[@bloemundude]

I love how the Hendrix guitar had a carving of Jimi playing his right-handed strat carved into a left-handed strat. It's all about appearances, not substance.

[@robertscott3399]

those people over the pond are crazy. and not only that they i think have more of the dime washburns thaany one in thre states. its crazy i got a wasshburn 95 black jack first run inport the previus owne4r stripped it so i got it 175.00 bucks had to reradus trhe fret boartd put frets on it and all tyha pludss i did a custom paint job red burst in the middle faded into black with dionand plate airbrushed on it, look pretty killer i sold it to friend in tuscan for 800.00 and he gave me a v332 amnd a fubky monkey snow camo someone stripped the camo off plus cash. the prices are crazy.

[@adamstrachn]

I'd buy that steampunk guitar for $500 for decoration

[@woocifer]

Right off the bat, you're wrong that people didn't want crazy looking guitars with weird colours in the 90s...Yes they did...did people want the ML or the razorback...yes they did...did they know what they were getting themselves into? No. A lot of dented horns...a lot of cheap versions. The artist series was about 5k, the prosumer version was about 1.6k, the crappy stupid versions were like 300 Canadian... The Washburn was good, but the Dean was much more refined. And I can tell you flat out that the Razorback is probably the most stable guitar I have. I have left it in it's case for years, pulled it out, still in tune. I don't know what magic is in that neck, but wow. Anyway...Dean's builds are actually not that great, so maybe I was lucky, but for all intents and purposes the Razorback is a solid guitar. It is definitely NOT worth 33k hahaha It's not worth the 1.6 I paid either...But it is a nice guitar, and is actually comfortable to sit with if you have the space, especially classical positioning. That knob from Norway is just preying upon fan bois. If you don't know, 3 was the finger signal that the crew used to give if someone was in a situation where they needed either security or just needed to get away from someone cornering them with attention. It then became more of a thing about picking your ear, either because of itch or tinnitus. This became lore on the Watch it Go DVD. But the truth is they would just hold the 3 fingers up in the crowd for Big Val to come over and help em haha Anyway...just wanted to add some context. This person in Norway is a dork. No harm, no foul until someone buys it :)

[@codywhitaker8620]

Strictly asking for a friend I promise, but you do seem super dooper chill man. What would a guy have to do to be best buds with said Mr Fluff?

[@silentscript]

Are we all just going to ignore that Fluff is watching the OG run of the X-Men in the background?

[@ace4evr]

Oh man, I was torn with that last one just like you... then it said the flamethrower doesn't work 😩Can't even play the damn thing AND the flamethrower doesn't work?! 2,400 dollar novelty piece of shit lmao what the fuck man

[@23ravensby98]

So weird. I grew up thinking Dime guitars were joke guitars due to their headstock and wild paint jobs. Just cheap over the top guitars every store had for those of us who couldn’t afford a “good” guitar. I never even looked at one until later in life and was surprised by the price.

[@flaco216]

That photo of Robbie Krieger on the Epiphone listing is very strange, is it real???? It looks like a cut and a paste...

[@aaronarchermusic]

I do believe you're watching "The Cure" 2-parter where Rogue goes to Muir Island.

[@IndecisionTelevision]

The problem I have with this series. I don't think an outside person has the authority to say what a collectable item is worth to someone just because they themselves wouldn't buy it. These are real people (mostly) trying to sell stuff and you're undercutting them basically for your own profit at this point.

[@truman33]

I'm not sure which was more hilarious... The trashy van with the loveseat and the death carpet, or the grocery list on the back of the dude's hand!!

[@michaelsnydermusic]

I think the Hendrix guitar maker and the Ibanez van owner are the same dude. 😂 his other hand probably has another list for “rope, rubber tubing and gag ball”

[@roberthaskin1723]

Ha I've seen that 33,333 guitar up there....good luck with that one, guy

[@CJ4S147]

Im no expert but a basic google search tells me that the builder of this so called steampunk guitar doesn’t understand what that means. He seems to have somehow decided that it must be old and therefore run down and junky. There is one dead giveaway here steampunk and plastic dont coexist if you’re going to use plastic it needs to be made to not look like it.

[@Tribute2JohnnyB]

That Electric Ladyland Strat reminds me of the legendary Romeo Rose 'Juliet' guitar...

[@SHENDOH]

That Hendrix strat hangs on a homeless vato in albq NM. No lie. He actually rocks. He's mexican and thats the guitar ese

[@nellayema2455]

Ibanez bass for sale. Local pickup only, down by the river.

[@alixalex]

Love the 90's X-men cartoon on in the background!!! Instant Win!

[@jeffbrown897]

They are ALL ridiculous ! LOL People on that site are delusional ! LOL

[@jasonwaltrowski2315]

That hendrix guitar yo, and the steam punk, to bad the flame thrower is inop cause you could just burn the guitar with it

[@whygodwhy7471]

Damn homie what if ol dude lived in that van? Like his home? I know you don't know of course but still.. maybe think a lil

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

So, that much money for a flamethrower guitar that odd brother a flame thrower or a guitar. NFTS are less of ashit way to spend your money.

[@sonsauvage]

If there aren’t Trogly listings in here, the list is incomplete. You know the deal, people who do stuff like the first listing are delusional orrrrrr they don’t want to sell, they just want to appear as if they want to sell. SR bass was an amazing deal

[@arceneaux777]

"Well, I do believe I want two chicks kissin', man? For the win!

[@lucky-rowe2623]

Trogly will buy the strings for his future museum --->LOL

[@xisotopex]

I think some reverb sellers are actually trying to launder money...

[@dan.miller35]

I'm just here for the X-men animated series in the background.

[@sconni666]

Brendon Small had guitars stolen from his storage recently.

[@Wurmt0ngue]

I just started watching x-men in the background instead, my bad

[@rickadams327]

I wonder if that guy used the same marker that he colored the Hendrix guitar with to write his shopping list 🤔

[@PHAEDRIDER]

well... the ibanez (5 string lol) bass in the van is like the most appropriate listing ever!!!! also those spots on the dime guitar are probably from when someone was smoking meth and little molten bits of it fell on the guitar.

[@marcraygun6290]

It's even worse that it the cheapest looking epiphone sg they could find , bolt on with only 2 controls

[@icaanul]

Looking for another poor person to harass on there and reveal your own lack of knowledge of the subject?

[@facemeat]

$440 bucks to get abducted in a murder van

[@slates1969]

Custom has to be the most misused word in these ads . Translates to " I had a go myself with some tools, it went wrong, its a one off please give me a lot of money" 🤑🤑